The evening world. Newspaper, December 6, 1913, Page 8

aA et EN SIE A I Beh BY JOSEPH PULITZER, : dy the Presa Publishing Company, Nos. 58 to f york. ‘ JOHN TAKE rye HERE | | ALPH PULITZER, President, 63 Park Row. . q SCRATCH IZ ANOTHER MATNGUS AHAW. Treaturer, 63 Dark Roa” THIS PACKAGE Nose PLEASE ONE , JOHN { JOSEPH PULITZER, Jr., Becretary, 68 Park Row. Pitcnes . Entered at the Poat-OMice at New York as Second-Class Matter. @wbecription Rates to The Evening |For England and the Continent and ‘Worls for the United States All Countries in the International and Canada. $3.50 y press te 9.78 One . 50 One Year.. 78 | One Iu .30/One Month. PLEASE And what will the lady's husband buy, he> for Christmas? He will probably @o over the list of things for which she has been ‘imting wince last July anf then buy her something cine. That | original. He dotes on “surprises.” Oni What coul® fe give the lady that would surprise her more than any- thing else in the world? Weil, my child, he might give her a little personal attention—or 8 really en- Ciraiastic Ries. After ten years of marriage these would surprise almost any moman. impressed upon ué by the Association for Improving the Con- dition of the Poor. When the housewife luys one dollar's worth of food at the nearest store, thirty-nine cents of the dollar represents the cost of | distributing the articles after they have reached the terminal market. The Society reporte that people who live in prosperous sections of the city do not bear their fair share of the burden. The man in humble circumstances has to buy in smaller quantities and the ex- penses of the amall store where he orders his supplies are greater in) proportion than those of the bigger establishments. What will bring relief? “A reorganization of the whole system | of food distribution in New York.” Always the same answer. Yet when, as in Brooklyn, somebody starts @ big market where food can he sold direct from the producer | to the consumer at hottom prices, a third less than those charged by the stores, what happens? The venture ends in financial failure Shecause people—even poor people—won't go to market. + . What thie town really suffers most from is the high coat of self- indulgenive—which it prefers to call convenience. It would rather eit tight ‘and groan abont the ruinous cost of living than be thrifty ME | Y Coprrigh!, 1913, br The Bren Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World) J. KieesvereeseseseveverserrcenssveeNO, 1R100 | EE the busy, busy lady! What is she dotng? VOuU es S She In crocheting a greenggnd yellow cravat with which to “surprise” her ; i} husband on Christmas morfing. [s it not beautiful? his | © It is not, But her husband will SAY that it is beautiful Jie will evew @o te | THE HIGH COST OF FIXED HABITS. the extent of wearing it—as far an the office, He hay learned, my child, to value / meme] | tly domestic peace above everything, even hin vanity, i t TT" high cost of distributing food supplies in New York is again | a man of being EXCUSE KE VLLBE BACK SHORTLY Has he stolen something? No, my child, he fe merely “shopping.” lie ie selecting a Chrietmas gree ent for his sweetheart, and he has not only lost his way in the big store but has j also lost what little wits he brought with him. Al ‘What did he intend buying for hie sweetheart? ame in, myi child, with the intention of buying her a gold chatelaine; dua fy the time he has had one eye poked out by an umbrella, has been trampled down by the women and amiled on by « few pretty shop girls, he will probably @© dut with a de luxe beok of psalms and an embroidered sofa pillow. How funny! Is that the way men always shop? E f Ob, mo, myi child. A man’s tdea of “shopping” in to point to the fret Ghing’ thet strikes his eye and say, “Gimme that.” But at this moment he {s hyp-, motived, and whatever the pretty clerk hands him he will accept because he afraid to hand it back again. To a woman the purchasing of ber beioved's Christ-’ mas present is a sacrament, but to a man {t ie always a sacrifice. QO'mrre the funny looking gentleman. Why does he appear so frightened?’ CLOTHES HANGERS PLEASE HY does the young gentleman tn the picture took so sad? Because the young lady haa just asked him for the forty-seventh. dmg “WHY" he loves her. ‘ Ané will the young gentleman not tell her? ' aad trudge to mar! Oh, 900, he would gladly tell her tf he could, But (t-te far, far case ter r men te love a woman than it is for him to tet! her why. ‘Then has the gentieman no particular reason for loving the lady? No, my child, A man does not fall in love with & woman for any partionlas! feason; he waite until he has lost his reagon. L But will che young Jady not soon become discouraged and stop asking himewhs, Re loves her? Alas, no, my chil. Ghe will go right on asking tm the selfeame questiog until thet wedding day. Then ehe will begin asking him “TF” he lover her. t The “code of the college widows” would be all very well ff there weren't #0 many non-union workers. WE DON'T NEED ANY CLOTHES HANGERS . JouNn NEVER MIND. You'll SEE APTERALL You ARE NOT AS FOOLISH AS You LOOK, JOHN MRS. PANKHURST HASN’T CHANGED US| T" suffragettes in England are at it again. Anger at the arrest of Mrs. Pankhurst on her return from America has flamed into another campaign of burning and | destruction. _ While Mrs. Pankhurst settles down for a hunger and thirst atrike in jail, “retaliation” becomes the watchword among her | followers. ' Well, we have seen and listened to this belligerent and dauntless lady. We have been subjected to the spell, and while the great suf- | fege militant wisely forebore to urge her more violent methods upon | Aimetican women, still the latter have had their chance to be stirred at first hand ‘by her personality and by her vivid and stormy record. * The r@sult? “American suffragista continue to work for their cause in orderly and peaceful ways. A thousand or so are now at} , the doors of Congress making their desires known. But when Con- gress asks them to wait, or when the President bitterly disappoints them by ignoring them in his message and sending a politely evasive note, do they burn down peoples’ houses and pour gasoline in letter boxes? ‘ Not they. They continue to act like orderly citizens, stick to TO-DAY'S WRITING LESSON. (Copy t 6 weet hand) That weary look on @ Beohslor’s face ts not so often a sign of bratnfag from overworking the mind as of heartfag from overworking the emotions. The Week’s Wash=— By Martin Green Copyright, 1018, by The Pram Pubtishing Co. (The New York Brening World). HITMAN 9 getting after) ‘Would he Save got his monay? Hé ¢ W those politicians and ether|certainly would—it hte road was ail aratters hat shook down| right, But he conducted als negotiations / the up-State con-jin secret. The others whe afe comphain- | y tractore,” rejing of extortion seted the came way. mark>d the heed | There isn't one of them that "8 polisher, have enlisted the ald of a it “As far a@ pos-)mewspaper if he thought he was being sible be it from| unjustly treated. But they all kept'un- me,” replied der cover, after tye manner of men per- laundry man forming criminal acts. And the reason de anything but) way, would male mighty interesting applaud our vigi-| feeding. fant District-At+ torney. But the spectacle of con- Mr. Jarr Hears Plans for Freeing A Wiee Prophet. f their purpose and try again. We may all believe in suffrage, but as the cable brings fresh | news of the doings of these riotous British females, we congratulate! their duty and their dignity and safely withstand inflaming influence | OF at by “And that reminds me, why do fellers 980090099000000008: but because he's got @ crazy reason|any one mit ducation shoul American Husbands From Slave: PISSSSOSSSSSOOTOD use to | tractors on State jobs listening to the | call of virtue and the at!ll, small voice | | of conscience after the lapse of a y you any idea how much money hi ILLIAM E. PRENDERGAST seems to have become tired of the Progresstve Party.” “Ww | = Be or two gives me a good snicker in my | said the head polisher. 4 4 he said he couid teli the time offhand | fancy words esye, not that “‘Squige! echoe* Mr, Blodger. Meeve. Fiver meet up with any of those; “I'll say one thing for Mr. Prend. ourselves more than ever upon the way American women remember | better. wants a drink because he's gots tholst| “Sure, and squiggle’s @ word what| contractors that take State jobs? Have|gast,” replied the laundry man. ‘'No- ‘ody ever had to show him the way td wbout poultry"— “Poetry,” said Mr. Jarr. ' “Well, it’s all the same,” said Gus; about chickens. Then Rangle fn and says he's cold; and Dr. Gumm comes in and says he's nervous: and Albert, the streetsweeper, says he's tired; and Rafferty says he ain't got an appetite and he thinks an old- all gotter have an oxcoose mit their schnapps? Sometimes, before food was too dear to'eat, you used to see signs out in front of retall liquor stores which aid ‘A Fried Oyster with Every Drink,’ or ‘A Botled Rag with Every Drink.’ 1 \ think I'm gonna put out a sign: ‘Gus's yy, |Place. An Oxcoone Mit Every Drink Yor recttg Wortthet | Vhadda ya mean ‘An excuse with mean to shiver when you move, which & anake can do and nobody will say a word; but let a lady do it on the stage and the theatre gits arrested.” Mr. Blodger had Hetened to Gue with that deference which long experience told him was but the preliminary to securing @ credit rating in the establish- ment. “Ah,” he sald, ‘%t is al very true an been sunk in the “@tate barge canal system? Have you heard that John Hennessy when he was investigating the State roads could get out of his automobile almost anywhere and stick hie finger into the Improved highway? “The question shar should be brought out In these proceedings is why the contractors gave up {f thelr work was the band wagon. Generally when the other feliows got there they find Mr. Prendergast occupying a reserved seat all by himeelf, “Mr, Prendergast sees in the mear future an assault on the Republican ® inside out. Ifé turners. An@ he has, no doubt, good reason for believ- + av example from wherever it may come. | iv ‘There Is a good deal to be sald for the New York hotel | man’s oetion of paradise as a place that provides a clean bed, well cooked food and plenty of hot water. Dilla and tips? Payable each eternity? But what about Covmrign. 1943, | ‘ Was every drink?" asked Mr. Jarr, | fashioned cocktail would do him @ood; | {ing that about the time Col, Roosevelt er © MB 8: Selene am Vny, look here,” repied Gus./and Rangle comes in and says some-|YOU say. In the ritual of Sniendia and Pati kns oe Oran eee te win: {sete baak the call for the assault wil) of Philadeiphis. wan explel me in and what do you aay?" | thing he ent didn't agree with him and |Sasacious Anakes, after the invocation Poralon or Ol MM tue Uhty Oo wUel | he sounded, i phia war explalp-| *' “ " ‘His, Brothers, Hign and Rattle,’ will | te spe “We are on the eve of the mest gosh TELL-TALE FINGER NAILS. ing when Mr. Jarr dropped in 1 aay ‘Good you thick- | give him gin and bitters—and so it goes. tion or Individual {s wide awake— le girs Piles : NP ? <i we ‘ or follow the command ‘And squiggle Pore! or individual le awa awful switch among politicians you fe as | Nim” eal Gus promptly. “Halt my | Dealed Dutchman’ Mr. Jarr anewered | Ain't nobody on the levelt’ . gexea | Through the Land.’ | and they get thelr money without hav-| ever saw. It has taken the old timers a ist wi i | trade comes from fellere who jest drop 9 Wal, What 0: you! drink: tert ‘ ing to stand for any shakedown, E palmist with the occult eye and the Oriental mystery outfit in ice nan OU aoe locks) ,<'N0, you don’t," sald Gus aharpty.| BM. Jerr. “Never you ming using my words, Use | "Sto stan 9 8 Tong, long time to get wise, but they i hes vothing on the matter-of-fact manicure girl when it “Tf you was to 8 sate she, cameron Mee -Alirion: e€ anything like that are beginning to “Wouldn't you @ujnk, too, if you had | Your own!” said Gus with sullen suspi- the light. Look at ‘ Poughkeepsie Ife had completed al senator sim Frawley and Ansemb . i" “ a " y " elon, “And whi this clock business ‘A 'y em bigman . comes to measuring up character at a glance. One reads lines, | "But latent” orled Tlodmer, | The oe ne iy ee en at ake ne [ouitierg, Uke my Tener’ queried ae er talk oie uy sel tne Ses iatretch of highway and had $17,000 due|/al smith and all the other ‘Tammany the other nails. | money.” drink becatise I ain't feeling good.'| ‘There, you see" spoke up Mtr. Ber-| ‘The purpose of the Society of Gaga- Ti” The Maren masalt Toriteomit} wen hollering for direct primaries and Pots . oat 2 | ‘It will tet money 1 don't Then Slavinsky comes in and nard Blodger. “You muat become a/ cious and Splendid Snakes" is rescue | * ‘ ineh | . oe A Broadway manicure expert gets to know masculine types by, srorteg Gua “Be tmcy not telt yer| ‘Buninens 1s rotten. {don't think glaes | Snake.” | Work among gray slaves—husbands, |Anelly, Ne anys, he wan advised (0. £0 Hen eae fiir finger tips. All sorts and conditions of men nowadaya have | naif my trade comes from fetlere who! Ureuke any more {f you hit it mit an| ‘Cet out with you! declared Gus. | Thia country has too long submitted to; And are Momee ass Lot | el got & alanee took at the the. manicure habit and it isn’t the gilded society youth who wants |%*! they Jest dropped In to hat) axe. Gimme some kimmel before 1 kill | “For why should T be @ snake and petticont government. The motto of the! 11 "ane to gee F he waym and |to beat the tooss of retorm. Megore % . 7 9 | time it was, Even that loafer Dinkston, | myself, 1 feel like srecklich” And | squiggle around? 1 ain't got a figger| Society of Splendid and Sagacious| - : \ hands done oftenest, if we may believe @ clever leader of the! ho says , and when he that loafer Dinkston comer in and talks | to squiggie mit!" Snakes is ‘Hiss, Brothers! Hiss and Preset Biba BA put up $1,600 to Put Hoag the ariatnal baogreetivon are eink ion who reveals some of ite secrets in The Sunday World | (i. fad i Hed ise aeons ——S Rattle, No Squaw Rule, and the surely ‘Mr. Aldrich didn't have to|they won't be able to see anything but Magausine for to-morrow. | _ ’ Thorough Subjugation of the American tear | give up that money, He knew that he * 9 4, could have gone into the corridor be- e's a Amarionh WVIET" eekal ven { je and the Assembiy| = | Chambers in the Capitol and found a “I who woulé have almost torn him a \for the facts If he had wanted to go about the matter in the right Wi At least one real aristocrat of the Four Hundred, according | his authority, “has terrible nails and seems only to get man- snoually. But he is very charming and democratio.” It is nether the professional loafer or the gambler who wants the most | frequent attention and the highest polish bestowed upon his nails, The Perpetual Shopper Versus the Early Buyer By Sophie Irene Loeb Hits From Sharp Wits. Hia execution of prisoners makes him | Gen, Villainous Ville. ry [Pity the Poor Rich! i SEE," safd the head polisher, “that Bourke Cockran tp trying to Blow up the Income Tax “The tyrant wife, every man's wi | tt, a ‘Now, for such @ movement we need funds, For funds we must have an in- . And now it develops that the Mis- | leo x F ihe anes | Supposing he had said to Mr, Hassett: | 8M Cootan'e chief ob sentimental fore ‘ ; Copyright, 1913, by The Prva Publisidng Co, (The New York Evening World terest prodder, ‘The bent interest prod-| SUPE in Cashren® blak Obieian eeana the sentimental foreigner who picks up the habit on the steamer |*rri preacher, who is Deing sued only’) ¢ Op RARLY” ‘athe slogan of the; Ruy early in. the More ane {det iH an dluminuted money” clock,| "Come acroas with the full 7.00) oF | to Ge," aid the tauindry man, "that the Aidit LLG Nd Dual Loy S hour, But to shop and to dus’ jatrength of the clerk Is not at low ebb, |SHOWINK the hund golng around to the EM go, 0 oe mmlers au oe, Income Tax law hits only those whe fer itu catenter eivudan tine inate are two different things. Some | ‘| numerals and dollar marka on the dia!| ¥4 ; If you are tired and don't know what | People shop, others | you as the funds grow and the teams o: Memphis Commercial- Appeal. , don't tire the clerk by your oe 8 | buy. impatience. * collectors vie with each other, end “ | Scag A i a Therefore, ne! "Don't grumble when waiting tor {emimuainam ia untounaet aadiovomnes I The Day's Good Stories . @ecide which one of the itigants has who SHOPS early lchange. There are others. stow pace. an ph igual be honest tut stingy—and eo on. | the beet iawye and BUY inte 1: you haven't the money to purchase | pee eee een ding on the | ‘Toe menioure girl knows. | eo. gives the Christ-|now pall deposit will keep your | Meer : Ae One of the City’s Dangers. EYOND ell doubt, be was @ vob, a mus heed, and 0 imp. He wes stright from | the counter, and hie whiskers, as 0, Heory | would remark, were such thet, en the alightomt TH doem't take a professor of | matics to correctly ures. floor upstairs, You'd better beat tt—I think she knowa you're he! Cui Boro? EWIS C488 LEDYARD said et the Retekor docker Club in New York “he old iden about the croskedmens of lansere ls dying out." true,” a group of Imwyem charusse mas Clerks Jet ivelections unt!! you can p DOUBLE work.| If you do look and buy later, be sure While on jand look up the clerk who took the | wellmeaning|trouble to sow you ve That Lives. people are urging | Any or all of the above observances | The ia M. W. Greenteof, | revocation, 8 Mock of fell mice would run out i i £ of em and ecamper down the strest. He stood, EARLY buying te YOUR part in the Christmas buying | here are a few that either makes mure the 1/ Tho! years have passed since [ have | his (coi wide apert, his hands tn his pockets, in | ‘tbe middle of the eaphalt. maxims that ent; of him who serves you. Ri “Hi!” called @ newsboy, in » lored manner, er, the clerk must Ilsten to the \« e ‘ 2 fear Sh aN ae ee “O14 fellow, if you doa't move, the first thine for them. . . It'e el right to put your best foot forward, but don't forget to use the | other one too.—Macon News, . 8 8 | @ome men are born sreat. Others marry President's daughters. eee heartily. "Yen, the old tea about lawyers’ cropleednen, es ‘llumtrated im the Winterson anecdote, te « thtog of the paat,"” resumed Mr. Levant, "A tisok agent, you know, sougit out Water membered face, your loving volce | Since 1 hw horses, Many of the|oure pwAicity, A Ch nite abal every DECIDED customer adda Or reste 01 soit know, you'll here your pig! jjocket fall of | eon in his offi the esme with There are more ways than one to se and every UNDEGIDED custon rested in your fond embrace; {ae in oe Ara eo sa aid ute accidents atts jo woman has | oie @ ShOP-|burdens and takes from the account| Yet Memory hold» your presence here \ ms i ie bo Is bes Air «book hat will show adopted Afteen dabdii Ding tours. wre qae"'--Popeler Magar happen on eippery preventing all! So arouk 1 scarcely miss you, dear. AR. bb |“ 'Hamph!’ snecrei Wi c eots, Rations of the world, @eems like there, DOR't expect the clerk to decide what paid according to the ! __His Redress. fame |20RE Ble how to be poi ED Ms - The Ones Canal. might sler Ways.—Milwaukee Sen-|"i8ht be nice for little Johnay oF lamou of phewe sales. And ‘Midst all the changes time has wrought 66 say ee bold ey inet eer etd 1 might take it, Bot what's the good of teaching ‘Be the Bator of The Wout | tinet, your Aunt Mary. Ma sales mean something !n the wa: There's been no change twixt thee and and he yowls and yowls and "15," | me how to bleed inyeelft ‘What ls the sles cf the’ Buss Canal complained & young lawyer's clieat, ‘Washington, Star, R ‘ | "Now 1 don't want to have any trouble with nee and time become as nought ly . what you are Likely to buy for each. for the coming year. Don't wend C. O. D packages if you Thus, the chance for real charity in the direc: me. ia ‘what year was it opened, also; Many women are indevt: i | day advertisements for to bargain. | Abi No Need to Name Him. voor Amith, but this thing hae gone iar any reader who understands mil!- atting much {don't intend to have that cash on de-|tion of the clerk may be more evident | n we have all Btern'ty mig, and 1 want sou to tell me what to do,” THACHER tn a school im a Yiddieh sectian, Qffaire offer an opinion ag to| needed exerciar, livery. |NOW than ever Bive-her brightest Bem to Keep | The iawser Jooksl ag solemn ax an onl, and of New York wax trying to find from & ether the Panama Cana! would be of | se | Have as little sent home “om ap- | & iittle Christmas spirit before Chriet- | Pure love, abiding strong and deep | eal) pot a wort, tiny bor the name of hia fither, save the to the United Atates in time; A man who iinagines that he can Jo ima Day im the thing! rd ) “Lhare a rlaht to shoot the car, haven't 1? y He seemenl quite iim wp the Buse Canal would be! many things right is mostly wrong. ny home your: the clerks w | Abiding deep year after year |e would bantly aay that," reviied she sonnaalie to think of It 30 tot hin “4, | dienew gear a will gave ty cere Nene dewr accuntarranes ics lamer, "7The sat dons at belong to yoy, 41 "What 4 oH fall at eo 8 e | Give the amile of | And, above all, during the business of | Our perfect ¢rus: and faith shine undesstand |, fell him ‘father,’ "* was the reply, UN reap ” ‘ ene found out yet whether io, but the fence doss,' “Well, what than the snappy order Yuletide buying: | Making of life a happy dream, ell, mbat dos sour mather call Wim?" ang | “Thea,” light Jew, "1 the response, NM ‘comunent domentig had anything to be thank: | Don't look at 0 gifte with « bids | BE A BUCY PEE RATHER THAN | For Memory holds your presengs here Preltiyey ge a . pM et apt to ‘wletions te the elghbvorhoeds — ig! Gentinel _ pocketbook. ; tla SuaT BODz, : (Wo ecrong 3 ecarcely mica you, Gear | aay dome she sencn,'-Brembety's, “te oemn't cal! hia anything—the Liben tien! ¢