The evening world. Newspaper, November 28, 1913, Page 10

PARR FULL OF THANKS, THOUGHT SQURE Wabbling Rooster, Spry Old . Hens, Dog and Cat at Pe a Cause Amazement. MINCE PIES THE CAUSE ace Pastry with a Kick In It Set Out to Cool Gobbled Up by Unexpected Guests, CEDAR GROVE, quire Hake Baldwin te jase angriest man in Cedar Grove t he declares that his Thankegiving Day was not acwmmpanied by a single mes: age of thanks. He would have been thankful; In fact, he was thankful for a lot of things right up unt!! Thureday morning, and then things got “minced” up properly. It all happened decaune the Squiress Rave the mince ples too much brandy. And they did get properly “minced.” ‘The story aa tokl by the Squire was enacted something lke this: Uoria, his wife (who pronounces her name U-or-T), @pent most of yesterday morning prepar- ing the two huge mince plea which tly @aner which the Squire wai Produce as a matinee perform which was to be attended by Postmaster Cowie and George Henry Smith and the Mes.'s. About noon-tide, as the Squire re- turned home from the Newark Reser- velr, where he had gone to get a drink, he saw something coming wabbling down the Ridge road which caused him to #top and blink. At first he thought per- haps he was wabbly, but upon receiving & denial of thi, from himself, he pro- ceeded to study the on-coming wabble. It was one of his Plymouth Rock roosters! “Wal. ari be'awitched!" half aloud to himself. THAT ROOSTER WAS FULL OF | THANKS OR WORSE. It was very evident t was wrong but just what it was at tho tim Squire, with all owledge of the intricacies of the law and things lemul, failed to render @ decision, he shouted jomething aprroached the quire waa able to get & better bind's-oye view of his con- @ition, It wabbled right up to the Squire and then lifted itn head and waped up at its master with @ eort of silly smile. The Squire says this ia As the member of the fowl family | A the ole gobbler sted im, Bit's drunk with Joy sthin’ ter be thankful fer, b'gosh.” 1 when the yey to the ho ns he found to hi Amaze Were waht & mannor which made him drawn Old hena, whioh bones spring chickens. They 4 up to Squire anys that he could discern a amile! of gratitude on every one of their coun- They were thankful for ali the corn and other delicactes he had fed them during the past year; for the nice new henhouse he had built for them with his own hands tenance, They wore thankful but @ few works before; and, lastly, that they were still alive What @ lt one can learn from hens! thought the Squire, And then, in @ retrospective mood, he started for the house. When he reached the back poroh another phenomenon Rreeted hie gaze; for there, on the porch, lay Spike, his big Newfoundiand watoh- were sleeping peacefully. ONCE ENEMIES, NOW BEDFELLOWS, CEFUL ‘This may not seem strange to the lay- man, but when ft ts taken into consid- eration that these two animals up to this moment had been the worst of enemica, Spike even refusing to permit Sophie to come within @ hundred yards of the house when he was around, the tmpor- tance of this devotion ts all the more im- presnive. “Wa-al, I swan!" na he looked at the two. “Theare's somo- thin’ wrung ‘bout heare ter-day. B’ewash ef they ain't made et up on Thankagivin' | Day! Theare's eomethin' more en this And he shook his head as he slowly entered the day than tha eatin’ er turkee.” kitchen. ‘Then he was greeted with another sur- prine; for ther of the nding in the cen! of the good common-kind always buye this silk-lisle hosiery, NOSE hifect-frocess HOSIERY Weare like “60," Looke like “50” and Conta but 85, absolutely true. And nobody hae taken the trowble to deny it. forty - four Pianos, A ears’ 17 East b4th St. Musical Instrument. ‘ull-size Brand New Upright Pianos $175— Value $500 This is the greatest piano value ever offered to the public in our experience of manufacturin pright Piano, in a beautiful mahogany ‘case, rich in design, fine, bie tone, and absolutely guaranteed for ten years, at the remarkably low price of $175. The same instruments are sold in other warerooms at $300, but owing to our extremel: of retailing, we can afford to make you this remarkable concession. Free tuning, stool and cover, and delivered anywhere within Greater New York. By paying a reasonable deposit, we will hold any instru- ment for thirty days. Player Pianos $325—Value $500 Sold on easy monthly payments to suit the convenience of the purchaser. Sale Commences Saturday, Nov. 29. Remember, we are one of the Oldest Piano Houses in New York City and stand back of every instrument that is sold, KRAKAUER BROS. Between Broadway and Fifth Ave. Manufacturers of the Highsst Grade Pianos and Player Pianos In the United States, Complete stock of EDISON’S NEW DISC PHONOGRAPHS, equinned with DIAMOND POINT REPRODUCER, MONTHLY PAYMENTS ACCEPTED of executin’ Et's ot wabbled up the When the Squire rm-yard and atarted to at half of the occupants Vine nnd crooning about in wonder where the tine of human intollect was should have bee Killed long ago, and whose very snapped with age, were fealick- ing about Ina way which made at dit. | ficult for him to tell whether they were him and the dog with Sophie; the Maltese cat, nestied closely between his paws while both ejaculated the Bquire J-or-t, woering as Indestructible Records. BROUGHT BACK, BUT |, NOT ALLOWED 10 MD, pers in Swim for Life Held Up on Arrival Here. Siz members of the orew of the maated achooner Prookiine, o Herbert W. Spilane of Boston, ® brougt here yesterday on the ate ship Christopher of the Booth which docked at the foot of F street, Brooklyn ’ three Kerrigan, sailed for #3 ad. last on a long voy 2 In @ calm @ atrong fchooner on @ sub:nerged rock and part | of her bottom was torn away Kerrigan beached the Bro told his crew to swim with shore, half a mile away. Gett! \ almost exhaused, she captain and crew | walked through @ dense forest to “| railroad many miles distant. ‘The crew was sent back to this coua- | | | try by the United Stetes Consul at <: Philip, the captain staying to get sal vage from the Brookline, All te are naturalized, put except ono lost thelr citizenah! | ming to shore. The ona man was al- | lowed to land, while his five co Panions were held on the Chris! Pending investigation by the immigr tion authorities a though her peasant heart would break. “What's the matter with you?’ asked | the Jemal authority as he Bathered hor 'n his arma. \ Between tears and sobs ns explaine! | that ghe had made two big mince 1 filled them full of raisins, good, lea! meat and plenty of brandy and set th out on a board by the elde of the ho! to cool, and when she went out to get, thom Inter she fount they had been eaten up and mothe but the pie tin re- ‘mained, ‘The Squire releascd hie hold. It was | several minutes before he spoke, and then when he did he said meditatively: | “An' ter think thet I thot they were 4runk with thanke!" and retailing of low expense wonderful IT MAKES LITTLE DIFFERENCE WHAT: YOU NEED—A WORLD “WANT” WILL GO GET Ii | Five Whey Lee Lost Citizens’ Pa-, august Kohl a p 4 bY said, csllisds als ‘The Brookline, in chaee of Capt. John 7 ~TBY KICKING CAKES “HE BETRAYED SEX oman in Man’s Clothes Detect * hen Pleading for Release After Annoying a Baker. | Four young men were passing No. 146 Third avenue late last night when er, came from the | cakes, One n and sent MENS & BOYS’ CLOTH’ If you are scheduled for the Army and Navy Game to- morrow, we have everything in desirable warm clothes and fix- | ings to add to your comfort and prevent the chilling of your enthusiasm. Warm Ulsters Coat Sweaters Heavy Wool Hose Mufflers Scarfs in the official colors of the Army and Navy. ‘Astor Place & Fourth Avenue ONE BLOCK FROM BROA TN ATR RL Im at Sixty ninth streat. Her com. | ® 8 of Henry Her- | riieth ateeet ‘French bathing suite for women have J] FOUNDED 1856 "BROKAW BROTHERS | RISE I TITEL: ip 27 AAG enfant a= _THE EVENING WORLD, FRIDAY, nov EmEEE 96, 1918, ree mason w” 125 BATHERS PLUNGE” ~ { INTO SURF AT BRIGHTON Thanksgiving Day was celebrated by one hundred and twenty-five members of the Polar Beare, Arctice and Snowbirds, winter bathing clubs, by a plunge into the ocean at the Parkway Baths, Brighton Beach. Among them were elghteen women. Deputy Police Commissioner George 8. ed | of | Dougherty took a dip, as did Deputy it| Fire Commissioner George W, Olvaney. Other bathers were Miss Mabel Bayha, Donald Rose and her hushand, tary Braeger, Miss Meta Ottens, ine Golding, champion woman wirerer, Miss Jeanette Ehrman, Martin . George Piatz and Herbert he temperature of the water was | torty- five degrees and of the alr fifty- ve, A large number of the latest style acrived at the Parkway Baths and will e Easter Sun- same as the ING, HATS & FURNISHINGS o Mackinaws Fuzzy Waistcoats Gloves Indian Blankets | DWAV —s SUBWAY AT DOOR “Too Good for Words” Every day someone who has tried our new Breakfast Rice says “I cannot tell you how good it is”. CREAM BREAKFAST RICE Cooks in 9 minutes, A hot steaming bowl for tomorrow's Breakfast will delight you. 10c—All Grocers 9 ESTABLISHED 1688: (CLOTHING 50 years of fair dealing and honest values have earned for us the gen- erous support of the public, which has made our success Open an account, get your winter clothing now. Pay a Small Deposit and the balance in Small Weekly Payments, Men’s Suils, blue and fancy OVERCOATS: colorings, In a Women’s 4 s Coats, Suits, in all latest st; SUITS made latest T. 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STERN BROTHERS Forty-second and Forty-third Streets, West of Fifth Avenue Motor and Carriage Entrance on Forty-third Street will hold To-morrow, Saturday, on the Third Floor, An Extraordinary Sale of = Women’s Tailored Suits and Sii:ts comprising Suits of Broadcloth, Diagonal and Crepe Cheviots, Velour de Laine and many of the season's novelty fabrics, in reproductions of three of the most favored foreign models, some trimmed with skunk and raccoon, at $18.50 and 24.50 . Originally Priced a $35.00 and 52.50 Separate Skirts, of new Plaids, Broadcloths and Serges, in three new models, showing the latest belts and draped effects, . ‘ Originally Priced at $7.50 at $4.95 Also arranged for Saturday, a Clearance. Sale of Misses’, Juniors’ and Girls’ Apparel affording an opportunity to acquire the latest of high grade models and fabrics at very greatly reduced prices. * i Misses’ Street and Aft Di — Pic Coats, including London pr i Gan bees geen : reigete 14, land I8yean, $11.50 t0 39.50 — {7""%, 4 Chine. ete. 7 98 45.00 Formerly from $16.50 to 59.00 Formerly trom $11.50 to 85.00 Misses’ and Juniors’ Suits, plain and ee in all desirable materials, many fur trimmed; 14, 16 and 18 years, Formerly from $52.50 to 138.00, ot $18.50 to 85.00 Girls’ Coats and Dresses at Radical Reductions Girls’ Coats, of Cheviots, Zibelines, Chinchillas, Cordu- Girls’ Model Coats, all desirable materials, many trimmed, 6 to 14 years, at $18.75 to 39.50 Continuation To-morrow, Saturday, of the Special Offering of Boys’ Winter Suits and Overcoats - On the Third Floor Ruscian ane baka pleat Suits, lots, wee Ws to 8 years, at 93,95 Norfolk and Double-breasted Suits, with two pairs of trousers, in medium or dark colors, ages 7 to 18 years, double-breested models, 12 to 18 years, at $4.25, 6.50, 8.50 at $7.25, 9.50, 13.50 Boys’ Separate Knickerbockers, of high grade materials, in medium or dark colors; ages 8 to 18 years, . * + ot $1.10 I began 53, Block 8th come 51.7. 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A wonderful sha utiful ul bargain large and. fan TSimetiane ve designe A words! at 28c, 7.50 Pullman Auto, 3. 95 Sizes for Boys from @ to 5 yours, portable com- plete with bur- ner, mantle $1 Kitchen Sets eaded fringe. y Ae and é . a pd 59c Tet ti 3,95 fer tatine Consistin of 8 _ weal) The Low Prices and Liberal Credit Terms You Want Can Be Had Gnly AT OUR STORE, BLOCK 35TH TO 36TH STREET AND 8TH AVENUE 2.50SolidOak Parlor | en,” nr. | $1.25 Solid : — i uN to $1,000 | O.{ Dining amber or nile reen, with On Small Weekly Payments . Chair 64c Golden finish. # high back, brace arms; sane seat; ex- fy Sp tiseally HM wall buile. Small Accounts Especially Invited E GIVE FREE LIFE INSURANCE: Incase of the death of the wage carner of your family we willat ence give you areceipted billin full of your account without extra charge of any kind,