The evening world. Newspaper, November 25, 1913, Page 20

IE nA STEAD nmr sete innit ee ee Tuesday: 1913 November 25, The Bvening World Daily Magazine, bh BY JOSEPH PULITZER. by its Frese Publishing Company, Nos 68 @ jew PH TeRh, Presitest, x Park Row, J. ANGUS iTAW ‘Treasurer, 63 Park Row. JOSEPH PULITZER, Jr., Secretary, 63 Park Row. Entered at the Post-OMice at New York an Second-Claas Matter, Rates to Ph For England and the Continent an@ for the United ‘tatoo All Countries in the International 4 Canad Postal Union, NOME BILL, ne ph HE ISN'T HOHE HEBILL He OueTy es Font 2 SET HE IS VERY ‘ To Be HERE ANY Coprrigtt, 1018, ty The Pree Puttioning Co, (The New York Evening Word), I 0, petticoats have passed away, and romance is no more, but the eelf A FIVE-CENT PHONE FOR ALL NEW YORK. Been a shadow of doubt The Evening World has voiced the persecution of Women endureth forever. My Daughter, not EVERY damsel that dresseth like a Show | Girl fe @ Debutante going to tea | Now, I knew a damsel of Babylon who owned a fur coat; and though the sun beat down upon her and the curls wilted upon her forehead, yet would she buckle it about her, saying: “How CHILLY It ts to-day!" Yet I met her at a party and she was clad only in chiffon and her shoulders were bare—beyond belief. But when I admonished her she laughed and answered me, saying: “Oh, no! I am never cold in the HVENING!” And she spake truly; for the glow of vanity in a woman's heart keep eth her warm at al} times. urgent demand of all New York in calling for a five-cent phone rate throughout the Greater City. Fighty persons, representing scores of local organizations, ap-| peared yesterday before the second section of the Public Service Com- | ? mission in the Metropolitan Life Building and vigorously supported | the contention of this newspaper that New Yorkers, with their 516,000 telephones and their enormous patronage, are entitled to the uniform Dasic rate which telephone companies in other cities gave to their 1 DON’T SEE WHATS ITHINK 1SEE F AT'S TIME And @ woman with » beautiful neck fecleth not draught. gabscribers long since. RTE HORS Taw HIM COMING, EEN HERE Behold, I said unto my stenographer: It should be made impossible for the New York Telephone AN Hour LATE At LEAST Two “Art thou aweary that thy shoulders droop eo pitifully and thy knees Company to confuse or evade the Issue. SMW - 1AM GETTING appear to cave under thee? Complainants in various parts of the city would do well to get \G WoRnie’d AR Bite y “art thou broken-hearted that thy back curvest in that despairing loop ae though thou desired some one to pat thee upon it and say: ‘'O¢s little baby ts ‘oo?” But she shook her head and answered, saying: “Nay. THAT ts the ‘Debutante Slump,’ which I have labored tong to | acquire, | “For, to be a la mode every damsel must appear to be ‘A Woman With a Soul!’ “Therefore do I walk with @ ‘droop,’ and scramble my hair in this | mad, temperamental fashion and enshroud myself in these rarebit dreams. “Verily, if I should array myself as a dameel-going-to-business, then ghould I find no man willing to take me OUT of it. “For it is easier for @ needle to go through the eye of a camel then for a woman clothed and in her right mind to attract the attention of @ modern man.” DEARIE, | VE BEEN Lis HR Then I beat upon my breast and cried aloud: together and reduce their claims to a clear and definite proposition. Telephone officials have already shown themselves quick to take ad- vantage of any conflict of interests that seems to open the way for delay or evasion. Stick to the clear and specific demands framed by The Evening World: Reduce the rates to a five-cent basis. Wipe out the toll charges between boronghs. ‘Anybody can understand that platform. Climb on it and fight for it. ns One bagman bagged? i ——————— OUT WITH MY OLD Y: “Alas! alas! are there no YOUNG GIRLS in all the land?” THE WEDDING. WHY ARE You BILL Dog S Sone THAT But she laughed and mocked me, saying: HE whole nation finds time to-day to send kindly thoughts and TE 2 MAS SHOPPIN' : “Yea, verily. Thou shalt know them by their Diase air; for every 0 LA G. good wishes to the White House. Wi H A ‘ [\ HONEST! bs Stenographer poseth as a Debutante; and every Debutante as a Show It is not often that a wedding takes place in the mansii HERE HAVE Foon, Girl; and every Show Gir! as a Society Leader. , | ; i You Been 2 ay. L “And only & Divorce seeketh to appear an INGENUR!” Selakt ' eet apart for the nation’s Chief Executive. Millions of people in ‘ , all parts of the country are brought closer to the Government at Washington by their natural interest in this very human event that : crops up amid the austerities and formalities of official life in the w Anecdotes of the Old-Time Actors ww i By Edw. Le Roy Rice. ‘The President’s daughter has shown herself to be a girl of char- (Author of *Monare! Unsirelsy, Daddy - acter and kindliness. The “young man” is a worker, an optimist = woh hos ates Headehnat la and one who believes it his duty to leave his portion of the world better than he found it. Both are simple, hopeful young Americans of sincere and earnest purpove. There is nothing dassting or sensational ebout this wedding. Perhaps for that very reason the rest of the country joins the more cordially with official Washington in helping to celebrate it with ve -1 i she jf hearty approval and well-wishing, TpHe + saaseasiada@nasonouatanaadaaoneainidiolawec tie aCe ee hoe eee ee wn yee ee Copgeigtht, 1018, by ‘The Fre Pubtishing Oa, (The Mew York Brentog World). Hamlet in Dishabille. of strangers together for itfet ERE’ one that might wet! be! And as the twain walked away, Mfr. called a ‘Steteonian,” though the, Barnum began to wonder if by eny locate was far removed from the change he had possibly overlooked eny heums of that eccentric manager and hie theatres, ie Herring. A proprietor of the famous Surrey JANNY HERRING wae one of tho senetae he Gaver wire cay motels, ner ling tn Nee favorite sie Of ceey Cam- } Wall Street's favorite poem these days: Mrs. Jarr Essays the Sweet Role petpAsaolil anes pred sive eee tase beets ee N. He ne year wee 4 Where Are the Pickings of Yester-' : f ispeypy Deamon ? } ee e OF at In Of Harlem’s Angel of the Home| ‘im"'nartarw ute nara(simernenae Tiassa | he was horrified to eee that the actor |four “super” eoldiera, As the rope was SWEET DOMESTICITY. o ave tha or F9SISOSSISS 990990 9990899999 9999889 " hie oseeee in the title role was strutting around |Placed around Mies Herring's neck ene. . that come so sweetly to us when it is on his shoulders an. go right into Willie) now arrived at mat stage of hair-|the stage ungartered and with his stock-|of the supers was instructed to éis- WOMAN testified in a Pitteburgh police court that her hus- timeiwe should be up. and pull him out of bed and give Bea . dressing which shows euch beautify-|ings down. When the scene was over he share a ee just sa) tae ville “- - wish th ppl nh round ber ot a oating ever i band had beaten her regularly once a week since they “all lo your father would give me| whipping he w’ remember to his/ing results to tho subject that pain is |upbraided the melancholy Dane soundly |peared on the scene gi ic he married in 1873. “I have juet come to realize he’s no good,” the told the magistrate. a hand with you children,” complained | dying day Here is a case of female submissiveness and long suffering that for his negligence, to which “Hammy" |¢nemy's discomfture, cried Mrs. |repited: ‘It's in the text. I'm but fol-| The actress's instructions to the “wol- Jarr, giving her informant @ eharp tap |lowing the inetructions of the author.” |dlers” were most minute, with the com>d upon her tender ekull,| ‘Who I8 the author, I should like to! “Should your gun fail to explode,” eatd one of the little girl's pig tatis some five) And immediately Master Willie Jarr/eo that the child's ries resounded | know?” she to the fret super, “you shoot,” to Mra, Jarr, ‘But, no, fe just grins and| Hearing thie Inst, Mr. Jarr, who was says: “That's what I used to dol'|shaving himself, shouted, “WILL— sniffied Mrs. Jarr, as she eelsed hold of | YUM!" { ? " ry Inches from her head and began to tug| was heard to jump out of ded, and @| aga! “Don't be always tattling. You| “ enrthow, te Writtam shake-|No. &: “or you,” to No, 8; “or you,” / t will hold its own with all the “patient Griseldas” ever lauded by hard with a comb at the end strands of | quick, scuffling sound proved he wae the eat in bed yourself.” . pick m oad Jp pedy with dignity, |t0 No. 4 ‘That gun MUST go off end 4 j masculine poets throughout the pre-Pankhurst centuries, pais, Whaesceos, denplia re, serve at. jumping tate bs lotion ot soothe, renkfast, mum announced Ger-| “Then you tell Mr. Wil Shakespeare|resk the rope eo that I can mate my { Press Pubtising Oo, e the operation @ painiess|ter Jarr having prepared for @ qv the Mght running domestic, ap-|for me that Pll have no m hie |eecape.”” f Everett P. Wheeler, in a letter to the Times yesterday, argued| °° "R,2%3, ow Tort “Ereing Wort © Jone, the little #irl shrieked, “Ouch!|tollet by arranging his clothes on « bee fee tO 1 ‘aink plays Ps my theatre,” Ra) im.| They all understood, | that there is no room in a true woman’s heart for suffrage and poli- WAa-l-t 1] owre aeting met” chair by the bed, after the manner 12 them fis ain't any pound-and-a-halt, |\presario, shaking his fist in the ectore| The ‘master of guns,” however, tind } asiand the be ta ‘ 66 naTD—w -t4-l-1-2-4Wil—eeee!| “Yes, how can I have any control of| which the gallant @reman disposes of | etther dey failed in the very necessary essential of \ ies and waxes eloquent over the beauty of domestic devotion. you don't get right up I'l) you children, when your father doesn't| his habiliments that there may be no| “On, 1 @uppore we're being cheated Hoading them, so that when the heavy teem to care how you act? There! It'sldelay when the wild alarm of fire rings| with short weight, besides high prices,” | 7h Siamese Twins, man, P, J. Sullivan, rushed on, saying, Maybe the Pittsburgh woman who stayed at home and took | you: Stet: Foe faker: my ere fe 0 ze after 8 o'clock, and I know that boy has|on the night. HDEIN the late P. T. Barnum was|'t hanged your father, now I'll hase 2,080 beatings before she began to suspect that such was not her) (’m eee at your mt-| £0Ne Dack to sleep again. 1 wish your| ‘Willie had the dog tn bed, mamma,” mwhet aid you get fish for, then, from exhibiting his famous Siamese| you," four stingy little enape greeted sphere is an instance of the sweet domesticity which Mr. Wheeler | tte stater, up houre ago, and ready for| ter Would take eome responsibility |eatd the little girl, Mra Jarr having| that piace?” asked Mr. Jurr. Twine they were, as le well re-|the outburst, ye 'o membered, @ wonderful sensation. There stood Jack Sheppard with the hi T have to deal where T can.” @ | 4 certain divine, eccompanted by his|rope around his neck, waiting to e- aughter, was much interested, andlcape, There stood four soldiers, whe, thelr curtosity was endounded. ‘The having earned thelr two bits, had noth: young tady asked where the twins were|ing else to do. ‘The musicians were tho. groper: ane) AN aM Teh Ih here, aon, Barnum told them that they [playing like mad for e climax, and the were born lam. villain was tearing up scenery, curcing But Mr. Jarr, not desiring te hear| Q Sy Sophie Irene Loan, co Sratign Living on a| :/An@ aFe they brothers™ eaté thelunder his breath for some one to “fll rien RAR Ri clerical gentteman, him,” and thus bring down the cuream. Q “Oh, yes," sald the world’s greatest|That was the situation when the prep- erty man, in red shirt and blue ever : admires. ‘echeol!” A coving Stover gathers no salary. ad eee, tape eel H 0 u S e k ee p i n g W ith B ra i n S | : awered Mra, Jarr, “Fapecially as I had I : | 6 ——+-—__—— her braids attended to, Meanwhile, Mas- Use the Same Inteliigence in the Home as in the Office. to let Bepler, the butcher's, bill go over because this week T had to pay Mull + ter Wille ‘rt in his ittle bed had E. M. HOLLAND. closed fits eyes and taken another one of those delightful snatches of sleep Conpright, 1013, ty The Pree Publish | Well, foreakfast ta waiting. w ing Oo, (The New York Brening World), “Did ‘you wash your neck?” askea | Teas agent. ’ JHE death of E. M. Holland takes from the American stage HE effiolent hourek day Well, well!” i . m ry ) efficient housekeeper to- {@| B904 echool education and who, having’ “Well, said the visitor, “Think |alle, stepped on the stage and t another of our genuine American actors. : Hits From Sharp Wits fan economist. How best save her | cultivated her mind to systematic ape) rt cht oe ttle Wile stouened tn. | lof that, Mary! How good and kind of a|Mr, Sullivan @ resounding slap ped : Born in New York, the eon of an American, who was J atrength and the family ealary In| proaches this business of housskeeping | promptly Gresiene Providence to allow them to be ; L ouonempesesel the process of/in the SAME MANNER that she rea-| «« i “ rothers; and not to have linked a pair f himself a good actor in his day, Mr. Holland belonged to the fine,| tcnioriae of meroury seems to be |[=—= home making ¢sthe| sons out an arithmetic problem, Oe ee nt ne me rePy G0 | ' mae i one solution to be ‘ firm old school of native acting which seems somehow to be slipping | 0 Dandy in thie country ee arms and ||] In other words, she studies out ways away in the present hurly-burly of overnight “stars” and imported | state ition ore ia jexico—Topeka || } q| spent by every and means of smplitying various duties . “Master Jarr disappeared, tut re | ofe turned {n @ short order, having accom- plished ¢ reat juvenile myatery. of ae woman of the/and thus avoids the drudgeries. Upon ho leaving, the little okt Indy sald: - zs) One way to please @ emati boy who be PAP a be) washing his neok without having wet The delightful finish, the grace, the flexfbility, the humor and |hite you in the back of the neck with fey A An ok OM oer: ee ee ae te handat Look at his Copvright, 1018, ty The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Evening W: lightness of Mr. Holland’s method made him that rare thing now- | f ie cam Ein tee 4 ning,” te the a€vice|you. You make housekeeping #0 euch | manda!” ‘cried. Mire, Sarr. "And of | ¢¢y KNOW the Ince tm this contor-:that would have delighted the roctgtent, f adays—a comedian in the best and highest sense, In the past few ot Leeda dll aN pg Stan 3 46 J Oe Gay: Se course Mis teacher will think t's my ] Piece will not come up to the] And #0 in selecting your gifts tite 4 years whenever and wherever he appeared, even in ephemeral “np- pate oe “thetr hate tt. 8 the twentieth con-/utenaiie that actually work thementves tte put Natnakta ca ae dog.” saté | does ee pon liane a whom "you are buyine, presente) to-date” plays, the character that fell to him always stood out with | modest of the women to demand mere- tury school ofland the very sensible AMEANGMMUNT | iItthe Mise Sarr. Pay any more for her gift, and he | YOUr own ideas, AP & Abate (A the, alaclioues chicane La hourekeeping. Ines|of your kitchen with everything #0] “Go get your necktte and put it on— eit, #0 she" it Tom thinks s brown tie te "i ek i ‘particular brightness and charm. News. i Mimoliand Bolese-| ‘handy’ truly pute ‘those food olf days’! and you didn't put on a clean Jacket. | 07, Ji0 by all means let it be ra ti 08 ee 2 ‘ Pay teri vain, ouffragist| when ‘woman's work was never done'|on, what shall I do with you? Thera! |* fastidious taste, you know, it really 4 i He could be gay without stooping to low comedy, He could be ‘Aman has to have it in him defore |ehter: lawyer, wife and housekeeper,|in the shade." It's twenty minutes of nine—and look at | "ould bankrupt me to cater to it." if you do think one of those handsome pathetic without being apts His good taste and restraint never |any woman can make @ fool of him.— | {lor considerable study of the question, rune Wusates ot homemaking rar him! Look! ‘There's no etrmge in hie| This remark was overheard in a linen| your wire Tee be sere. be pre ¥ fled him. Whatever he did on our native at ‘Toleto Blade. ‘ A BVP) N. + | shoes. shop recently and it recalled to me a|dress patt Gar fp ’ Or Se 4 ‘age was sure to possess cee This te an age where housekeeping, | most her heritage at birth. Of course, fo tled the dog wif his shoestwings,” | drawer where there are etowed away wean An Ph RY Oa abl ny @ot rare quality—distinction, There remain all too few like him. A London physician declares that tight| With all the modern sanitary methode| eome apply themeelves more than| expiained the little @trt. Goyties, a3 ‘estlors, tes and eas han ta ee ot 0 otter? lacing ts very dangerous for men. it |and tmplementa, 1s daily almalitying the| othere: eome eniey it more than others:| ‘rma took them," emitted the boy. |Cicces ‘geinte ‘and, soem Chrietae tre} color ta. some tat nna ane knows that ought to be—Cleveland Plain Dealer, | day routine of work, so that drain i#| but in the last analyets every woman | “Ryerybody picks on me.”* ry pid ee Pivsgig] pagtrod preg bee ee . e very fashtomamte f ag «| much more in demand than drawn in| who eaust conduct the home need wet} “Oh, dear! There goee Your ther.” |aacitions that actually hurt one's sense| If iain cao ae "But for ruther plante and ferne,”|the general scheme. Therefore tt ts al-| deplore her lot. cried Mra, Jarr, “He shoul! attend to | o¢ harmony, ead daun tar nice lace bet eet saye Hopeful Hank, “folks would have| ways @ simple matter for me to With @ Iitle hrain work, {f she but] y, young man! But, remember, if Q id your means will not permit the no place to hhle the estra.”'—Toledo | my work and then work my plan,’ meet the situation half way, the sltua-| y, kept In 1 whi; x This incident i# but one of many sim-| purchase of one that will satiety her Blade, think every woman can readily fornvu-| tion will meet her, A few of Mrs, Botase: et gp eyo ae ms PPINE: |itar cases that we have alt experienced, | exquisite taste, better not get any than for Mothers, | fastest time an auto, motorcycle, a moe e208 late @ programme of housekeeping end tions are as follows: ‘And then she kissed btm and hung |i deplaye the utter tack of the true |to apoll her Christinay by presenting am torboat and an aeroplane have made| Fevery now and then Iuerte wets) carey it out successfully, trouble with the eervant| ont of the window to admire him as he spirit of Christmas giving and merely inferior article that she will ‘just about the and who holds the record for each? —_| hig name tn the ps mbta State. |” OF gourse, Mra, Bolesevatn has refer-| question ts that women Keep too close|“orept like a snail unwillingly to|S!aces ® commercial value upon the hate’ to put on the hed, J Ayty of the Btate to care for mothers) HAL 2 ence to the AVEIRAGE woman, and not| te on servants and nag at them, achool.” ft, which is all wrong. It your young daughter wante @ eet 1 velleve that ail Two Battl Dr, Wiley says: f would rather ©) tne overburdened mother with many| ‘“Wervants enjoy responsibility # @ te a ‘This shopper was, like #0 many thou-|of white fox furs, do not disappoint her ¢ horn in this oountry | To the Réitor of The Breuing World: atite to cok # potato weil than to Pant | coiaren There te much windom in this| respected. PROVIDENTIAL sand others, performing @ duty. Bhe,|by giving her a skunk et. The lester ‘gheuld be cared for by the Govern Where was the Battle of Bun Run| te frescoes of the Vatican” Mra) tenets The haphasard housekeeper| “Bacept tn emergencies, fer shout] A man was deing shown over e trout |ne doubt, aid it willingty, but it never |may cost twice ax much, But whe egm- Moone 4 neconsars. The cost of living |fovKht and ty whom? Also the Baite Brgy amet de away from home—Tolede | is never donei and often she makes even| work only elght hours a day. farm, ooourred to her that her friend would |siders cold cash value in @ gift? OF igh that It often takes all the of Bunker Hil? oa the simplest task @ PROBLEM rather] °wltminate the middlemen ty buying] “An!” he std, thoughtfully, ‘“Provi-| Probably mever use that centerpiece, jcourse, you are wise and know the 1 earns to support himself] The Battle of Bull Run was re Someboty oe have been telling |thaa ® PLEASUTE. wholesal dence knew what it was doing when it |Decause Mt “hurt” her to look at it and | brown furs will be more serviceable tut fle wife, They cannot afford to|near Manassas, Va., hy the Federal and | young Me. Astor that old. whopper | I know @ Gear old Indy who hes been| “Never order produce over the tele- | made fishes voiceless.” 1 Vmnat the gift would be disappointment | why put such a damper upon @ merry family of children. Confederate troops, It wae the first! Zrout two being able to lve as cheaply |@ housekeeper for many, many yeare.| phone unless you know the brand and| ‘Iiow do you meant’ he was asked, | to her. Young girl's Christmas? She has, prob - MRE. F. 8, B. | great battle of the civil war, The Bat-| 9s one.—Topeka State Journal, Hor itttle, wrinkted face bespeaks many! ite exact cost. ‘Well, I understand that fishes lay | She did not realize that for the same|ably, set her heart upon the white gox ‘World Almanae. tle of Bunker Hill was fought at Bos- eee tired, weary days of work. This Mttle “I make out my monus dally, accord-| millions of eggs every year, What if smasunt she was paying for the canter and you can imagine how she will fee! s | a pied ah poe ton in 17% by Americans and] Delaware should uae its Btate bird! old lady oame to visit at the home of a ing to the nourishment I shall need for they ocackled ike hene over every ess al might have purchased @ every time she puts on those sempre . : ‘J Gad Ob wecauat of the Briton. ~ d---——.-._ de whippoorwtlh—Columbie stata young woman relative who had bad @ that particular day.” 1. Cae AE Peg Create, Golly cr eve with Gaiety, veal nee browe farm bi Meat. Ny fs.