The evening world. Newspaper, November 21, 1913, Page 27

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Friday.. November 21, 1913, Pere te, By C. M. Payne YY WHAT THA WUN Twit! Y DING DING WUN TWICK! i THUMPIN THK WIRTIN IN THA bia eie dati t oa New York hrening World.) ny Avs i LA: DE-DA-DE- LA= LA. bas eer ed LOVE AND CAPTIVITY a cectere for Women and Girls Only Detiwered Eefore the Orange Biossom Society. By Elsa Crosby. Copyright, 1913, by The Prem Pubtishing Co, (The New York Evening World), HBETHER at a company hop in fellow does not break off his relation the armory of a little select; to the eight-hour workd and it affair in the flat, a girl should shouldn't compel him to be a captive avoid creating the impression €v vening, that she is handcuffed to her Fairly good, all around sort of Yourg man and the key nowhere to be Lochinvars have even been known to (oand. © - ' go so far as to enjoy a game or two of “TUR because they ‘are almost ax good Pinochle at a quarter a corner the very | The Evening Werid will award a prise ef 626 fer the beet true acesunt (200 worde or less) of “How | Got My First Raise.” MISSED A SHOW AND WORKED watched and caught one of OVERTIME. other young men taking a five-dellar 1 was in the habit of a | Dill. T went and told the manager. shdw every week. One day [bought At the end of the week I got my a ticket for that evening's perform- fret raise, EDWIN PHISTORER. a ee because ance. When it was time to go home New York avenue and Seventh @e bieiged is ho reason why she should preety i veune Cee the bons asked me to work over- street, Jamaica, L. 1 jin, like r - sev bal boetann me, 01 o h hee ia Pr kraut *: aA ain chee | “My intended” means just that and Sg Mag aiabea’ Nal wehE nat [MELTED LEAD PIPES POR A eking, all Wt Ed ry nothing more. It can't be translated would be cancelled. 1 favored him PLUMBER until a quarter pf eleven, unless she] into “chained for Ife until a later by working Me Rieke aH EP, Me T was working for a plumbing con- Rants folks to imagine he's under @tage in the proceedings. 1t te all right 4 Marest for being such a le a Ordinarily, a young m cern, The boas told me to take charge of the stock in the shop. T came upon a pile of lead pipes which ve of a ear, When it was time to go home, [ Happened to show that ticket to the foreman and he went and told the | to have a sort of sweetheart corral, and n doesn't 80° there's no objection to inviting a beau In, much mand velug tugged and neatly | but don't let him think that the key has Were taken off some jo 1 asked w th tent labelled and even branded as one of| ween turned. That is entinely ans chs uy yeed Sr eres eeet ele the boss if he would allow me to tue new helday tances. He rather ex-! necessary, HAL STRUMPF melt the pipes and make lead pies pects something Uke that as part of; Permitting a “regular” young man to 1a Columbia sesel, Naw York Clly We gave me permission. [ firet ie sexular. prog But. althnugh |two-step once or twice around the floor : , melted the solder joints and made he may enon wv he frequent! with the pretty daughter of a rich con- PROVED HIMSELF A BORN pollaed IN tractor might appear to some girls like @ticks of solder ani then made the Hoes Qiert to de me SALESMAN. pigs, The following Saturday | got j public, even by tie dearest girl ia all throwing a perfectly good beau over I was employed by a novelty Job- Pt e, MAX JAHSS, i the: world, thet sHouldere: Dent oballeve. le ber Business hag been dull and 434 Second avenue, New York ‘It isénot entirely inconsiatent with | There's greater danger in the handcuff? there wus not much to do tn the WATCHED FILE CLERK AND office ao 1 asked my boss if he would LEARNED HIS DUTIES. allow me to try and ell something, 1 was office boy. In all my spare abrolute ownership to permit a fellow | method. wha few feet of rope. Being rea-' So long naa fellow is on time Sunda: sonably sure that he has arrived gt the! and Wednesday evenings with an oc- ie ‘e me a few samples of stock ammo Wherd hechus eves for fo other |casional other night ‘sandwiched in, he that was very old and out of fashion, | Sime ci ase beraeraar bd tats Wirt pmvtiontar, she doesn't run any | ought to be tree to meet up with the HG COA eee: SON Ht READ: Sent | ice, Tied) HalpRA HI BOL (hone Ian fertile ridkt and if ahe is fot so cer- | bowling crowd on Tuesdays, attend the article, I went to the various Bove tere Gway, When ohe dé rota fain about him it im just as well to! club on Thursdays, perhaps see. the ety buyers. The Gret one eaidi' | aise. tole me that eur Ale clerk give him an opportunity to look around | bouts on Friday and talk politics on poopy otapen anne ne five It ® | was going to leave, ané asked me And ‘change his mind while his mind is! Saturdays. BhAVS. | Hey OB0) Said erOUe the | tet cauid HANOI Hig wore To told ] changeable i nety-five per cent. of steadies hold enme thing. I noticed that a man | “The {act i# that by falling in love a st him 1 could, and when the first ] th a purh cart was selling the ‘owed | month had passed I felt pretty happy same goods that I had. I showe: bs to aad te ady, come what may. m opening my env J him my Une of goods, but he naid It bela ’ i was too high) pr Bo T anked increase of five beget pee i Domestic Dialogues Bim $8 come aad ate mr Sete, St | es cutectent_evennn Sasgenibly-/ a perhaps hh jd let him have it at arecitva Yr » } A cheaper price, The next day that By Alma Woodward. than DOURnE the entire stock of alx- | DIO EMPLOYER'S WORK DUR- teen gross, My boss was so sur- ING ILLNESS. ; Copyright, 1013, by The Prew Publishing Co, (The New York Rvening World) prised at the eale of hie olf stock ty sameve oan ine Nectricity the Time Saver! |)"eek(sst cooked on a beautiful tittle) 7 ret? that he eave me a rales and @ pres | 111 and T had to ascume toll charge of . ailver on ' ent of $10, as It happen: lows the office. Previously I hed been do= Acene: Dining room, Regaie (because he thinks it's up to On with the dance of youth! Dance Hghtly, smilingly, hevelly: Never stop a momcnt, do not miss a Aue: There will be no encore. ing week was Christmas, ine th wore ae lean po Time: 5 A. M. Y -_— —— —- we ee Se —- ---- = ——= —— — RALPH M. 'TROUSE, r+ ’ him)—Yes, papa, it's very nice, papa t a a. employer'a supervision, eS t RS. A. (tenderly) Now, that's tt Fayed ideas ONS Heunavae “eual alates Sit up straight, Reginald dear) shale mae AE (he ales tes Select &8,088 {hind alreati BROH had an Sppettanity to exercise my and keep your napkin tucked in read under the wires) 00 TEOTIVE WHEN CASH own executive ebility. Ina week my ht. "Mra A (cautioning)—Don't break the PLAY ec employer recovered from hie fines, si nncgie (nudden!y)-Oh, papa! Look at{eRR until the whites a little bit cooked, WAS MISSING. and on hie return was eo well pleased tr bl 1] George. Now you see, Reggie precious, 5 7 1 worked {n @ theatre ticket office. {with the office management that he fhe funny ‘hing on the table, pape (Copyright, 1912, by Robbs-Mertill Co.) to look at him to know that he took @ was pouring melted butter over a dish of 4 chap down in the village—he was the], What’ x bie, What a@ wonderfui thing electricity in. " ; 3 . 4 juat ine oh a Peas’ | The manager said money misn- increased my salary to @ and shor ate the funny thing on the table, A : , cold plunge every morning, and liked to hot salted pop-corn. He s ui haract an with the “Sweet Peas ; papat There's no amoke and no odor and the| SYNOPSI8 OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS. Qui, M KT tiers Tiere a it side tie door eniffling, with hie eyes yoand he's stranded there, [] Ig Two other men were working | ened my work hours. Mr. A, (smiling sweetly ‘at his things will be cooked in no time! zi OW Doster, be eee ee anything and go to sleep the minute his fixed on the butter, und then groa aw him this morning. He's washing | in with me. I made up my mind to MARIE SANDBERG, ring)—I electric toaster, re: Reggie (winely)—I smell something | «ape dion “Dick on condition that Dick head touched the pillow and went out. He looked terrible dishes in the depot restaurant for his] show the manager that it was not 21 Kast Eighty-Afth street, New apring)—It's an Baar FS ong, pene, M the And he had no tact, clothes hung on him like bags; ax the mealy, \ to call him Doc, and] { who was taking the money. 1 York City, Sr dittip . dlaptsic. sto LiL Lament Mr. A, (ooki 1 Aik rennin When Mra. Biggs went to him and ex- bishop sald, it was ghastly to ace a con U've 4 hagy idea that he's a graduess crap lot see Aig tl viel Mrs. A (atrlekingy—On, 1 think ital t plained that the vacuum cleaner mast Yexity change to such a concavity in Mo D.~n i _ TG out coal or wood or even gas, When 4 ing)—Oh, 1 think it's siete aa gba ltt old at nu mer TS ALY 75 Vea! CAM vea ’ pape sete it going you won't see a flane,|the toast: It must be the | Marriage of Jennings, one oft Rausted the ait ce something und ene, Mr. Moody won three dollars that day You get him, will Betty Vincent's Advice to Lovers. tla out the toast. It's bnimt erten T neughtor named f er t= from the slot machine was almost you, Pl : mene ti Just these curly little wires will get red gai Nay, he a eam | could hardly breathe after it-he only # ’ “a , now @ number of yeung men SE ee eee ee tha coon: | tet maken as stals at the egd. looked bewildered and then drew a dia- civil to hie wife, but old Jennings aut str i they atarted |His “Attention. before she binds herself to a Hfe part- we. Now watch very carefully, Reggie! an A. (hewlldered)—It won't break. * gram to show her ,it was impos with his foot on @ stool y out t door Mr, Bam HERE Is ab-|nership with one, So-called coquettos tl Re ; draws near au as been seen om ® that it could exhaust the air, The old &nybody slammed the door, Mra. curneg _ no} oft i 1 ir, and you'll learn a whole,lot abou eagle (eetting Up a walllI want alitin with a pretty girl, Allan (ere coment Goetor knew how, he'd have ordered an Hutchins brought him out with her eyes “Gn ny ine way, Minnie.” he catted, solutely jon make the best wives, because they fousity ashed fried exe, papa, the ‘sanatorium dead, broke through & play's fall, tank opened in the re after red and asked me if she could leave him viutier gid one of your chaira and put reason why/have @ background of sociad experience Mrs, A. (bouncing up and down “- Rel A. (soothingly? Ws ali cooked Bair ‘ahi ner was 1 she'd have re. eicey iat ean Cus a ie & ved cushion on it, ‘Phe prince haa ar- Ly me Pegg ba iao edi them to value their ultimate attediy)—Yea, dear, papa is going to} throug), dear, just as Reggie likes it. until the helr's gone away happ: " ¢ rived.” ecelve en= cook Reggie a breakfast on the new Iit-[ It imn't soft, darling Hak i RL Of Howe Of course Mr. moat polite. oraet OLEBN linnle cee ae ny Well 1 thought it all out that afters tions of any num- tle electric stove: There aren't many| Reggie whstinatels)—1 want a smashed cl with Matty” deaninus Litre Matt or have to le down for an hour, and if he Noon as T washed the glasses, and it mer of eulteee ‘M" writes: “I have knowa @ children who have thelr breakfaste| fried egg, papa ay there Mice. trying dvean't get better soon, TL shall have Was terrible, Lb had two people in the young men, pro"! young fellow for four yeare and see cooked on electric stoves, dafling! Mra, A. texcited!yy—Turn the thing off, who rd ‘| ee TE to have help, My nerves are gon shelter-house tO feed and look after vided thet she (ain vecy often, Do yeu” tein ne Mr. A, (vising in demonstration)—Now | George, It's getting cooked more every | trim. Leena’ Valty Olam Once, wien At 4 eclock Mr, Mam came in, and Uke hetlos, with Tillie getting tan not engaged t0 096! Wou14 be proper for me to visit aim ne * latter'a im tive iage "r . tnt, - had Mr, Thoburn tight by the arm. curio! every. vy 7 ne er ne of therm. dee, Reggie, papa just fastens this plug} minute, ‘a prrapective marriage to Wrince Osher one of the dining-room girls dropped a Re rr Ue ile bal n LM Baraat R it hie » : The Prince arrives, Incognito, at the sanatorium i ‘ My dear old chap,” he was saying, Drought, and not to t im z » some flowers? "e p the el (busy with a de] - ie f jan: s ‘OungK: " te arene or EE ene een tar lb . aa nate the tonst:-and ogg) cor of Sanne the ome eit would be ae much ax your Il unwer: and 1 had @ man running the mary a the win] Send the flowers if you Ike, byt na e ra hot, Now, what will Remsie| (Ressie starts to turn off the wrong place and CHAPTER XU. nervous shock, he never even looked up wort het © nn is fa Gr holes and @ VI a SUBS a ne eee Fire) | and Tdea| ‘Ke @ chaperon if you go to see tim. + he Raa Jumps in the air screaming.) “ but wemt on with hin dinner, and tie ow covered th sno van, ahs an oil that he pees To? aie breakfast? Some toast ang 9) onion! the dariing's burned, We Get a Doctor only comment h evartermard wan, He caught my ‘eye, ‘and wiped nin wm 4 pice young bn Sim ron el tote oe sila lehica lea ae nice le . } Mr. «wild! Wait a int AD my hands full the next to tell the h tress to see that fO e by — gle: Anti hicisycaone tout anda va ib Conlalp ies ait a minute till £ day. We'd had another anow- Annie didn't to pay breakage. “Heaven help u i ditplomat out ’ n uinary sae | 0 A young lady or to tebe ner to the o 8 party without er smasied fried eas, 1 (A, se: ter Mr. A, it hopping ab storm during the night and the that the trays were too heavy for a over to the spring, “I found ree day a ea more diplo- 'theatre now and then she should ¢ girl who has prom! Seek amtienvensdi—Oh, [ aee Atileastrani™ Mit Me 4 ping. about: on trains were blockel again. woman, anyhow. As Misn Coob aaid, ing for the shelter-house, arm a macy fo run « manatorium & week CHANT fore emchew all other masculine friend-| to marry me has done this several Rig, Remgie shall have # smashed| Mr. \. Glisgusted)—Wire exposed! About 10 o'clock we got a tele he was impossible. vut rile! Somebody's Kot to take hin: It dues to ve Secretary of State for fF) giiog for hin wake, When this point of[times, Is such a girl worth having H hand Ndvely piece of toast, Papal (esgic demands ) egram from the new doctor we'd ty Well, as if 1 didn't iave my hands in hand>I tell you, the wan's @ men- Haney uh rt I, 2 pay? Hi celts View In forcibly exprensed a girl some-] The last queston you must decide Bre nok wees ; Mapaing int f ret | @XPecting, that he'd fallen on the ic full with getting meals to the shelter ace!” and Thoburn stirring | nef, and 4 fi bal Nal Gua wun Rae da 1y hp cook the egg upstairs and the toast] Mr. A. collapsing into w chairr—Telll hig way to the train and broken. hia house, and trying to find a souse dector, "What about the doctor?” 1 asked, the wervanta threatening to atrike, and] timer yields to it Hut In doing go she] for yourself, ut the irl certain goynsta raon the litte stove, When) Delia to cook Reggie a smashed fried) arm, and ut 11 a delegation from the and wondering how tong it would bo reac hing up bie glass "no house doctor makes a great miatake It is not onlyf ought not to act in the way you Deb, was 4 [litle boy he had to have! and # plece of toast guests waited on Mr. PI and told before Julla cane face to face wl Re here to-n he answered, ‘on Just pened | Permissible but desirable he” dewerive, dip preakfast couked over coals in just] Ri ‘after the storm) —Papa. you eto have a house physal-e Dick Carter here or other, and the'-—» the door dome and looked in, as ce ts iiocies tes Siloch er@veat bor ack stove, Just} didn't explain to me about electricity, trying to eye on Thoburn But that minute a bo ought # L and It was a men with i Ke > ° vt And | « Reggie having his} papal enator Biggs was the spokesman, He While T kept Mr. Perce straight with telegram down and handed it to him, the reddest hair T ever maw. Mine was magagines—that's the usual progression. If you'd seen Nin sending those iris winnie 1 me Coa gu: ee 1 that, personally, he couldn't re- the other~that day, during luncheon, The new doctor Was laid up with in- Pale vy comparoon, He Wag rathes Sometin ‘A sort of denouement be- back to. town—well, PM do all I can to Pn ae < Nain another day without o: that he Mike the bath man came out to the fluengat and heavy-set, and. § ad fore the Anal curtain, we have dinner at help him, But Mn not much of a doc. rg f Id Ti A t should be under a physiclan's epring house and made a how! about his sat there after the others ha nt face, alihough nds the White House for Its safe to acknowledge it: you'd sae nec ores 0 e -Lime ctors noment of his fast, and that wages, He'd been looking surly gor two gone, and Mr. Sam said he was for his nose belng slightly bent to the 1 took « liking to then toonce find it out soon enough. 4 re |tor came that day he'd be in favor of G4¥s. giving up the fwht, only to come out But at first all F could eee was his hair, Jt was a relief to have : ody whe Mr and Mrs Van Alstyne came in be By Edw. Le Roy Rice ‘ gueate showing their displeasure “What about vour wages?” I enapped now with the truth ‘would mean wich « “Good evening.” he sald, edging hin was willing to tell wil about hYnself juat then, and Mr, Sam told him what 4 sy ABA ky he Tinea (Pu 1g Co, eke New York Eoening World), ving te er ‘Aren't you gettiaw what you've alWayé lot of explaining and a good many peo- self “Are you Miss Waters “nd wasn't Incognite, or in hiding, or he was exp todo. It wasn much; ¥ an Oe f | ther that,” Thoburn sald from tie had ple would Ikely find it funny. Mr so'd, rising and getting a Under somebody clae's nane t a uke fo them at whet ‘emper He We dd Spell It, p held an importane jou like yours?! », of the crowd, “or call it a hotel No tips’ ne said sutkily, “Only @ Pierce e in later and we save hin valthough Din at called frem log on the fire, and as it atures to take thee i vagy & the Chesnot Street /One Lo indeed! Why, you shoud have! at once and be done with it, A @mnatos few taking baths—only one da y, and the t tO read. t by people who w uy Hi naw isn voulng at me. ; i will h you o x 1 v| halt a t least.” am without a doctor is like an ome that's that man Jennings, ‘Tuere'a no “Lt dont #ee why on earth they need ye and my busines e ode and little fehes” he said. gna wat. the to eat and were tre Philadelphia a i Ke. MAAR jnead! Re , for et without ems ise talking, Mise Minnie, I've got to # doctor, anyhow,” he maid, “the him sharply, but he hadn't: “Another redhead Ay, We're aw alle fot to eat “Minnie will tell you that Was rore ny or his What the Donkey Did, ‘ta viet without ham," somebody have a double percentage on that man not sick, If Uhey'd take a lice pur a* two carrots off the sume buneh too,” he finished, and Mr. Barnes, Does business acumen than as being a pride Hh JK. cP rita) Emmet's) said. or youll have to muzzle him, He's cise and get some alr in thelr lings’ off Sis hat and came over to 1h five minutes | knew how old he cor Barnes, came over and shook my orthographical seholar appearances i Brooklyn used to We're doing the best we can,’ Mr. hele dangerous My dear fellow.” Mr pened in spring where L was filling his War, and Where he was raised, and that hand It was his custom to announee tne y invariably played at the old {Pierce explained, “Weewe expect a “If L give vou the double percentage, despulr, "x0 are born in ata for me, you needn't what he wanted move than anything perfectly ng to be Arie coming appearance « x by @ ttre in that « doctor to-day will you slay sanatoriuma, som quire the n earth was a little farmhouse with he dev “We'll put our fortin * th kene and ae big banner hung across the therough>| Pyeatregoers wit ember a donkey Whent" from Mr, Jennings, who had —“Tdon't know but that I'd rather have others have them ®arust ‘pon then not thirsty viekens and a cow ‘ together wad’ the result) w Jare of the Quaker City in front of his Mr. Eminet used in » of hal Came On & cane and Was watching Mr. the n tow Minn he answered I've had thie place thrust upon me. 1 waste wa . Where you ¢ have alr, know . ‘are Quai " ; : of Ws! Pier slow! i « It won't be for don't know why they want a doc patna open tat mire he sald, waving his hands, which were “Combustion!” suid Mr. Sam, and wa petaviisn nent » OF this animal he wos very foad This probanly. Ax tere long,! but they do, They balked wt ody the dretar covered with reddixh hair. “Dard, in the git tgughed Woon the artist wade the bunner and donkey's he were naturelly | Ja no a Which left me thinking. 'deeen Toa from the They want He grinned, and stood turetng lis hat city | starve for alr! And where, when spamember,” Mr Sam instructed Bi apelied the word “arrival with one Lj not the greatest aids ne world for But at ulmoat fe Len him barn taking ty Mike than once body hare at night. Mr. Jenn aan Ta nie Rha re Ketting oft you oan 0 Cut And. Heer aan Aa (AES AB is ysover, it didn't look Just right to! the preservation of the carpet on the | @Md tore hin to pieces had ep lately, and he'd been golng around with the gout and there's tie deuce t Not exactly, he amid, T graduated M4 the WOO BIN, @ living you don't know what to prescribe ore A cersain frie ean whol stage, and Col sh hla) opcanion | 10 Sane BE Him my eele And aay wed r of rane that diy't make Bome of them talk of leaving. in medicine © good many years ago, but wn he wanted to know wheal Ger a Turki bath, The bath are to had j * ave womebody the y un cheert lvenngs, when m Fale larce. after a year of it, wearing out more he do sanatorium and | en & ue rf came to bin and said ean tad ust ur "awed a new one Ca care DA in , Ananda King a ite Geen: “AP ahev ed au hame tnd drink tose Bent, Spot ALE ti Cold iy wa Well ty Tcould, Tt didn't #.tanatorium wiat the Ber 19 C0 @ ely KYou artiet in ai) wrong; he has) pet, not a ¢ y) saa cried « for a Thohurn ox ng the wailons of any kind of watae i De eaT GRA T (Re GAY: tell hin everything, but explained 4 es Aapaes ae yale e ay with only one 1" When Mit t's nex: engaimuent . the bewutiful springho iri einer a te Ree: or & 4 Ad MO ROue eet tcok to WH Plerce waa calling himself Well We got It all Axed, and Decter Spplied ‘wri a | Kaiten pring « the windows and only the day Daving to have new trouser t If Rarnes etarted out, out at the doer ie Siraight back to whe rar with the! commenc ni ordered an old and led off app nthe veranda "Sh! That's he here! My dear other thing Carter, and about the two in the shel- soopeg. Angus want manage, and with) carpet us the scenes in which Tuere's ho dost about it nl Hiv, 1 found Mike and him fellow, we've got the ‘Oh, yeu" Toxaid, "Youre an actor ter houne, Thad to. He i ew ae well “Tsay, he asked in an unéert erat ahedly ar aT Roel PPS aera Re are a re euughi (9 be sn a Le maa hat Hiwith a taye tine, Se Tany, MP Dlerce gla at the telegram now of UL amar tres dave etore MF ung “atork doen't ERt aroun heres sh ' ‘ i ness. Ar stron and wn king fod handed yt back He looked t spit ' u had nothing to ils nam does he" UONINE cee | Mn kB ould hip donkey was aa business trying to fin @ health ‘The uaual crowd can hat ' " vey t ’ " foldir bile ro ‘ ' F A ae : 4 : nas Mg to in . owd came out that after: Lots of starving MI wo np ” um 1 folding automobile road map or cif they see him @ratt'? 2 PWhas go. pa. mean by having oul jgoed as any other aotor and angrily resort, and 1 saw Mr. Pierce wasn't noon ond drank we'er and sat around at the chance’ hers t t rou, “but Tm on the tage. Gradu> whatever It wap, eri, aed bo ean 1 rena. qe lin ae rae Norula ren Se hy MM aus nas er play the Park making the hit that 11 expected iin to. the fire and complained—all except Sen- urgent as all this we can't wait ‘o 1 there ¢ prize-fighting. Prine * 1 for old Pierce!” he sald when pees, Vo you think you're caj eatre aga! je never He was too healthy, You only needed ator Biggs, who happened in just ag i nunt. [li tell you, Van Aint) ne, tuere’s Aghting, the and then writing for 1 hed, “He's a prince, Miss Waters, (To Be Continued.) ue Mla each iS as asc WS EN lt i a