The evening world. Newspaper, November 13, 1913, Page 20

ma ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. i Pudlished Daily Except Sunday by the Press Pubiioning Company, Now. 08 t) Park Row, New York. RALPA PULITZER, President, Park Now, MLANGUY SITAW Trrecmure Park JOSEPIL PULITZER, Jr, Secretary, 63 Park Now. Entered at the Post-OMce at New York as Second-Clasa Matter, @Bubseription Rates to The Evecing| For England ani the Continent and World for tha United States All Countries in the International and Canada, Postal Unton, Ma} VOLUME 54... NO. 19,077 A CHANCE FOR A THOROUGH JOB. C' ARLES FRANCIS MURPHY must bitterly rue the day when, to “break” an unruly Governor, he started the avalanche that dashed him to defeat and now brings the revelations of Hen- nessy and the testimony of McGuire crushing down on the roof of | Tammany Hall. Never has the State acemed closer to the ugly facts that show how Tammany laid dirty hands upon highways, canals and water | systems to wring graft from the millions of dollars poured into publio works. | Never have the Governor of New York State and the District- | ‘Attorney of New York County been better equipped to dig out evi-| dence of how Tammany matured its plots, laid its wires, bled con- tractors and fooled and robbed taxpayers, The collapsed and chastened McGuire who took the stand and| admitted that “his memory had been refreshed” is a witness who knows that the District-Attorney has information enough to hold him in a vise. He must choose between telling the truth or being prose- outed for perjury. Coming witnesses are in the same box, The John Doe inquiry gives every promiso of being memorable | as a deep, relentless probing of the Tammany ulcer. With an indo- pendent Governor at Albany, a campaign of cleanliness in full flush of suosess in New York City and a District-Attorney who will stand the platform, blecking the door from dozens of others striving to get inside. There is the man or woman who, mecting a friend on a crowded sidewalk, on eubway or elevated stairs, stands and talks about nothing, forcing hundreds to go out of their way. There is the man who makes small talk at the ticket window or the cigar stand or the telephone exchange, not caring how long ethers wait. MY WIFE . } Wt EN 1 TOL Her } TO VARNISH PAINT OM HER FACE ‘To KEEP IT From THE \ U { | RUBBING OFF ak MY WIFE HIT ME WITH A BISCUIT WHEN | ASKED IF_SHE HADN'T CrVEN ME THe Dow Biscuit By MisTAKE HAPPY HOME ! You MusT HAVE! The Evening World Daily Magazine, Can You Beat It? © « WHO Your f WHO SLaPred Your FACE / Thu rs da y. Novemb Tatwae,, @) By Maurice Ketten CRATCHE ce, Tol ee pay 2 [ — fA MYW IRE oe THREW THE CAT ATAE WHEN 1 TOLD HER SHE WAS GETTING FAT. ? Hector?” MY WIFE, WHEN | REMARKED SHE WAS NO SPRING CHICHEN ; | i ( rik petted, and lapsed into silence. for no nonsense, when have decent citizens ever had Tammany more But every bachelor was as a cat after a bath, which sulked in a nearly where they want it? corner and glared menace at all the world! He would NOT be comforted, and none dared TOUCH him! Go to! A bride who entereth {nto matrimony thinking thct all her So the men who have been trusted to rash hage mail h NO FIGHTS No SIR IGoTA YAM RUNNGIED days shall be alike {s as a ship that putteth to sea prepared only for trucks through crowded city streets, exempt from ordinary (Today ? Divorce 1AM FREE AGAI pleasant weather. speed laws, are the kind that dynamite property and murder a u AND INDEPENDENT LIFE IS ToS Dutt For, as the fish followeth the soup, as the warmed-over luncheon fol- their bosses, WITHOUT A WIFE, loweth the feast, as second marriage followeth divorce, so surely — the In New York we Meense chauffeurs first and shudder at Sunday morning Gloom follow the Saturday night Revelry. them afterwards, Verily, verily, six days of the week doth a man labor for his wite and ——__-+= do all those things which are civilized; but upon the seventh he flingeth aside his disguise and {s NATURAL. Selah. PUBLIC PESTS—NO. 1. = “~ he Hog Who Blocks the Way: te cee MONG PEOPLE who make needless nuisances of themselves Tw enty Ge ms ? 4 and cawe daily and hourly discomfort to their fellow citi- zens none looms larger than the selfish hog who habitually Of Am eric an H um or blocks the way. ; ‘There are men, and women too, who never look behind them— Famous Selections From the Works of Owr Coon- never give a thought to the rights of those who come after. ‘ try's Foremost Laughmakers. There is, for instance, the man who pushes with the crowd into 12— § — . H. Derby. a subway train only to stop short and plant himself squarely on : SOON TORII ee Leta ee Rashid Mrs. Jarr’s Nutty Nutting Party Wanders Back to Nature’ s Heart DHBOGHOODOHOGOOOOGHOODOGDOHDONOOGDICGCDOOHOS. May | Some of them were husbands and some of them were bachelors, |their countenances ye could not tell the married men from the single: er 13, o run Seveg TRANSLATED Courte.s. 1918, 0 The Pree Publishing Co, (The New York bireaing World) Y Daughter, there be two things which every Married Woman ene dureth; nay, three which she cannot escape: The Sunday morning grouch. The Monday morning rush. And the gathering up of the LAUNDRY. Verily, though she wed seven times seven times, though she travel in motor cars and dwell in an apartment hotel, yet all the days of her life \hese ehall follow her. Lo, the Fool hath said in her heart “All husbands are pleasant on the Sabbath day—save mine alone!” For, in her simplicity, she perceiveth not that a man differeth from other men only before marriage and before company. But before BREAKFAST all men are as one man. Now, I came unto a Suburban inn, where there dwelt seven men, and And at sunset on Saturday they were all exceeding merry, so that by flotery But, upon the Sabbath, when I descended unto breakfast, lo, what a change had been wrought! For, behold, some of them leaned their heads upon their hands and groaned aloud, and the rest toyed with the omelet and regarded it with hatred, And they growled one at the other, and at their wives, and at the man servant and the maid servant and the dog and the cat, and at all within the house. Yet, the grouches of the husbands the grouches of the bachelors. For the former were as watch-dogs. which raised their voices at the Mghtest provocation; but in time became reconciled, and endured to be ‘6 as honey and myrrh beside surgeon, but he possessed naturally a strong mechanical genius & fine appetite, and finding his teeth of great service in gratifying) the latter propensity, he concluded that he could do more good in ¢h world and create more real happiness therein by putting the teeth of its inhabitants in good onter than in any other way; fo Tushmaker became @ dentist. He was the man who first invented the method of placing small cog- wheels in the back teeth for the more perfect mastication of food, and he claimed to be the original discoverer of that method of filling cavities with a kind of putty which, becoming hard directly, causes the tooth to ache so erievously, that it has to be pulled, thereby giving the dentist two successive fees for th same Job. would scare away the squirrels, And dt Js the scampering, chattering squir- rels who will lead us to the teeming nut trees.” “The squirrels in the park come up and beg you for peanuts,” sald Mra, Dilger. “Oooh! ‘Thy “He has taken tion, He will and rumans. Mange would be a better name,” she added, am the great mongrel camo Dounding toward them, “I feel perfectly safe in the protec: tlon of man's noblest friend,” simpered Mrs. Mudridge-Smith, “Let us call him Hector, or Alexander the Great, or something like that, a Clara says,” ventured Mrs, Stryver, "l think it Is grand that this brave animal has come along to protect us and he fathful until death!” Tushmaker was one day seated In his office, In the clty of Boston, Mass. when a stout old fellow named Byles presented himself to have a back tooth drawn, The dentist seated his patient in the chatr of torture and opening hij mouth discovered there an enormous tooth on the right hand side, “1 whall have trouble with this tooth,” thought Tushmaker, but he clapped on hig heaviest forceps and pull It didn't come, Then he tried the tur screw, exerting his utmost strength, but the tooth wouldn't stir, "Go awayt from here,"’ said Tushmaker to Byles, “and return in a week and I'll draw that tooth for you or know the reason why." Byles got up, clapped a handkerchief to his jaw and put forth, Then the dentist went to work and in three days he invented an instrument which he was confident would pull anything. It wi There is the man who never “moves up”—' or standing, however much others need room, In doorways, in theatre aisles, in elevators, on stairways—every- where you find him like a log of wood in your path, too stupid to look about him, too selfish to care if he is in the way. Sometimes it seems that in the hardness and hurry of city life he thrives, multiplies and even taken surly satisfaction in his habits. § Rich or poor, young or old, thoughtless or deliberate, he is a wherever he is, seated “His Short for Major, I believe,” said Mrs, Jenkins, who was @ resident of East Malaria, near by. “He belongs to Mrs. Wilgus, the wash- and I've heard he sucks “He must be an expensive dog to keep, at the present prices for ecgs!” said Mra. Jarr. ‘Here, Mage! Hére. ard us from tramps What shall we call him? ion of the lever, pulley, whee! and axle, inclined plane, wedge and ec 1018, Wy The Pram Publishing Co, But Mra, Wilgus's dog, who had a fork. Frening World) F bl f [ d f lk i tings were made and the machine put up in the office over an tron ¢ Public Pest. a es 0 ver y ay o s. cunning eye, had evidently no intention | rengered perfectly stationary by iron rods goitig down trto the foundations o to carry faithfulness He had rushed through the woods ahead of them with a great show of bravado and bluff, Now he had re- turned and, planting himself diree:ty he bared his teeth and most menacing manner. He's going to bite us!" UDDENLY Mrs, Clara Mudriige- Smith emitted a Httle shriek, The nutting party, or feminine move- ment hack to the woods, came to a sud- den halt, “What is it?" “Did she see “Did she hear a cow growl?" any danger?" were the cries that rose 0 extremes. to - “LEARNING KNOWS NO FRONTIER.” =~ Ml the great colleges are not to be found in the Western World. the granite building. In a week old Bytes returned; he was clamped into ti iron chatr, the forceps connected with the machine attached firmly to the toot! and Tushmaker, stationing himself in the rear, took hold of @ lever four ff in length. He turned it slightly, Old Byles gave a groan and Iifted his rig! leg. Another turn, another groan and up went the lee again, “Well,” rejoined Tushmaker, “that tooth ts bound come out now." He turned the lever clear round with a sudd and snapped olf Byle head clean and clear from his shoulders, leaving a space of four inches bet By Sophie irene Loeb. The “‘Economical”” Woman. Coprriget, 1013, by The Prem Publishing Oo, (The New York Wrosing World), Oo“ upon @ time there was an “economy” habit that it became SEC- When she! OND NATURE with her. She could not herself to the NEW circum- “economical” woman, was a child she was careful to! adapt “Oh, dear On the 17th of October the University of Waseda celebrated Its shrieked denin tha GAEL, Mra, Mudridge-@mith, “Le. | f° ae thirtieth anniversary at Tokio. Count Okuma, {ts founder, was “On,"* ‘a every little) stances. Un aive hi |the severed parts 6 greeted by thirty thousand people whi led 4 Oh,’ exctalned the goreamer,. “5 fies adout the| For example, if John wanted to take! nae et, Something to ent and per ‘They had a post-mortem examination—the roots of the tooth were fou q yey Sees ie Rae trea Semis anor: Me Rot to tell my annie! ‘nesrerary. ce. tele ROUTE | house to make|her to @ delightful littie dinner at al ny) rey w ey not attack us extending down through the right side, throuxh the right leg, and turning told briefly the story of his struggle to establish an independent edu- phone to the newspapers. There would | ote’ ciethen and! frct-ciass reataurant, although he could yctigRAX®, hum all the luncheon 1/t'two prongs under the rele of the right foot! ¢ational institvtion in a coutnry where feudalism and absolutism jhave been a lot of reporters and pho- even when new| very well afford it, the PRICE was first! ae rs darn, “Give him |" ug wonder,” said Tushmaker, “he raised his right leg." what you have.” Whereupon Mrs Packed her tui contents to Mra, tographers along with us and the Sun- ‘ay papers would have been just filled with accounts of how ‘Society Leaders) in Harlem, Diana-IdKe, Return to Ardent!" were still the ruling forces, and succeeded without Government aid against much official opposition. The University now houses 10,000 students and has graduated 150,000. “In vearning,” sald Count Okuma, truly, “there is neither frontier material waagiven|in her mind rather than the PLEAS-| to her she would! URE. hide it away for| Often a good play was suggested, but “nome other day.') Mary always had some reason why she When some one! didn't “really care about it" Some- ‘The jury thought so too, but they found the roots much decayed, and fi ensied In a few months, Tu maker was cleared on a verdict of “Justitiable homictd He wan a little «hyi of that Instrument for some tl id, caine in to have a tooth Mudridge-Sinith un. rh basket and tossed its he dog brigand. Wilgus's Siberian egghound de- surgeons swearing that mortification would ha afterward; but one 4 awn, and thinking aa, aah ape, ‘62. Wa'w Voured everything thrown him, from , Bor racel” ar ane alee, Sere, See gave her some bits| times on his own Initiative he would'macaroons to. peanut hatter’ acd easy, Tstimaker conctuded, just by way of variety, 4 1 + raporters end photographers? They of candy or cake bring home a beautiful bunch of flowers. |wichen—and then hoinded wey. mac’ chine, He did #0, and at the first turn drew the old Indy's mkelet Ps these, too, were But he was criticised for it, wince “fow-} “Let's go back," auld Mra Dilger |ComPletely and entirely from her bods leaving her a mass of quivering Jel : Huerta Is still going. Has Murphy packed? = = = || aed put away and sholers die ao quickly." At other thmes he|timidiy. “I know that dog ix going to|!® her chair! Tushmaker took her home in a pillow cas eee : . PET LOM would take from| would bring a bit of finery home, after| tend us deeper lito the woole, -ang| The Woman lived even years after that, and they called her the “In Hits From Sharp Wits. the ttle tore, he had made a “good deal” at his busl-/wnen he hax eaten ult the luncheon we | Rubber Woman.” She had suffered terribly with the rheumatiam, but afi sparingly, The other children often) ness, But there was always some rep- have brought with we he will eat us." this occurrence never had # pain in her bones. The dentist kept them tn a gl ealied he “stingy.” but ahe did not{rimand for his EXTRAVAGANCE, maid Mra. J case, After this, the machine was sold to the contractor of the Boston Cuat we catnot ree daughter of a New York police linind, wecuuae she always “ate her eake| In brief, this woman refuwed to Soin] gus without m bawket full of sporty, {Howse and it wan found that a child of three years of age could, by @ a ctor declared $000 worth of ap> and had it, too.” with her ‘tusband tn the things helriink how the men would augh atgats [tun of the screw, ralae a stone weighing twenty-three tons. Smaller ones we on her return from Europe, It's a Aw whe grew these inclinations to aave| Wiahed to enjoy. In other words, shel icouidn't we co to a atore ard buy @ {MA on the suine principle and sold to the keepers of hotels and restaurants. (eva @isteaaph of Rinsisiane, and fine thing to be the daughter of a New developed In more important ways, Nat-| was too economically constituted to vel jajcot of I:nulish wainute atc moo we | THEY were used for boning turkeys, Fo the Kéliae cf The Kreaing World Very Atak onavimlan that crane: ihe] York policeman, ~ Cleveland in uraliy, these tendencles were encour-| up to her income, Thus it came to paaR|ieg gathered them?" asked Mee —— <aameaiaae The snany law-abiding Greeks residing | yer surely should know awa chitd kre | Dealer: a, i. le Axed Until ele grew to womanhood. {het en ee ee D eta ua Stryver. ‘That in how the men ao - t wide feel that serious injue- | ity fi sed In the course of common events a! that there were others ve | ; tate ? ’ d See eitsen Jone to thelr Brent. KiWs | mearte eg teh, On Page 10 of the Com-| Colter’ Weekly confesses that It hax sian came along, He thought he whould! up to her nome, Bhe had been sup-! When they Ko Asling and catch noth e ay s oo tories giver, Draco, by Mr. Dudley Field Sla-iring to the necom this sentence refer- | yoy 14 political prophecy tn six|settlo down and marry, and he wanted| planted, Just am ‘misery wants come et ae very pengon we will show Tene {hi his interview printed in 4ast ur | ota in © necessity of making luwa| The place for that run of luck |a wife win would be saving, since hin! pany" #o does money, and kt was a aim}, ° O° bb) Verh aol me Ns mil cuy's Workt, Mr, Malone, referring tol” “Yer whatew Was Monte Carlo.-Columbla State, tin were somewhat at low ebb,|ple matter, ‘Then Mary went to law |i th aa aie “Clare Mudnage| Ran the Lawn Mower. | A Cinch. politica conditions, sald: “Impructical lie incumbent cn nts te made ‘use of, tt see dhe was looking forward to those) and called It “allenation of affection” | said. son, on!” OHN, four year olf, was trying to min the | LLIAM d, STEVENS for years tooat Ideals, which are mere platitudes, are|\t in the most Dublie manne eae ine | A Tank Island woman of ninety-two "komt old dayw” to come when he eould| ‘The truth in this case wan that the] we, then you carry thie clothes J sents meawer, which be had been forbidden to W Clon agent at Swanaea, Re Ty wae pa 5 © most public son : es it mone a1 wely , 0 0 " ’ ° H ) fully oro i like the lawe of Draco, which were Caligula, who (acconting to Dio ia }is suing for back ali y. ‘There is a 1 money more freely and enjoy fe,|man who success wanted C hasket!” anapped Mrs, Jarr. touch, fully promenading bie platfonn one Printed on the tops of tall columns #0 | gis) that no one could see them, or know them, or understand them, or benefit from them." ‘This is a reckless, unfounded state- wrote his laws in a very small ractar and hung them on high pil- ars, the more effectually to ensnare peo, nial youth jount of time American about cash whieh no can age Baltimore The money Wat used to go to pa in common, they better or for worse, it med to be for the man succee decided to Join, for cess. TER, a. And M Mors The two met and, having many things TIONSHIP in the enjoyment of his suc~ And, though his charity began at And In thia case home, tt was not APP! which he was able to prove. RECTA D there, “You hay done nothing Wut make speeches, Take the dasket and I'l! carry your gilt shep- hendest crock with the blue ribbon on it for a while!”* Hie mother came to the door and told him to stop {t, but John ran the mower down the strip of iawn and deck again before he stopper, “You will have to come Into the house end #ay for on hour,” said bis mother, an when a rash dug ventured to sap at ene Willlau's legs, Stevens promptly hiehed animal half way across the tracks, and was mediately confroucnt by the owner, who deman explanation in lapguage more forcible ti ast ra . MN ita AE “Really we migit buy some roasted id you mim thet mower after I told you | courteous y school boy knows that Dr os an the off homesteads | is wife, H2LPED him succeed, But,| ‘TIN THE WISH WITH WHO 18 vs j A) why did y0 ure f ment regarding one of the greatest of ireok and Caiiguia waa uf he Morten in toe O18) Hnifieateeds ktrange to say, she could not enjoy his HER HUSBAND'S BEST "GOOD PEL-| Chestnuts when we got back to town," |to mop!" she asked, ae w aid Stevens, when the ether Greek characters, It is on # par with ving some centuries apart i Ww goes to the purchase of autome ce Nad wo developed the LOW." faltered Mra, Stryver, "We have been| “Well. mene, 4 John, Ts seiner. dare for breath, “your bd mad, ving some centuries apart. |)" any Journa COONS at a0 je . ; ‘ it twtoe and have to siay in the house for en) sat! | Mad! You doubl other reckless statements made during | Mr, Alulone ia mixed in hin history, hia, Ae Amany Journal a coors walking In thone wet woos am hour | ios hua Wot ll? Natal Menta. sate, brant wean 700, alive he be should He Vor been be Hed at Sean op # Lid “ a ; cou should if any one Kicked me Iike Re ors ne ome [gern Mtr dary, Hoge [net cea. cioe ae cg || OW & GOT BY PERSE BASSE | |i ces cue mene Go| Wetec metas tan) Soe uble young Collector e Po ras Hoan lew ter of at the clans: | Heory That she wis 4 tor George LS aNaain sto. ° spel § r erate races iver euacteh, ear | veg etm Haat Uuiss i | Moston rannerkit The Evening World will pay a cash prise of $25 for the best account Of} afraid of that Listen to him bark- formed some fifty years ago, were seated What He E designed to de promulgated oo thero-| ior whar we ue oe utd eee “tow 1 Got My First Raise.” TC TMA’ @maRR CTIA ha CAVE A|| round the table in the clubroom, It wi it le Expected. ughly that every citizen should know! yong ix made up ‘es Mnance ap} Bo the women rule? They are bid The story must be true in every detail and subject to confirmation. It * 6 A. M. and Dougal jooked across to Donald and HUME, the Portland, Ore, them. It ts said that they were even 7eydreay written in blood, in this distr While we Greeks know the darsinxa- v ness of the historical reference, our dis-| ‘vo the Haitor ut T suing Workd trict leader, Mr. Jimmy Hagan, whom! A correspondent asks the difference Mr, Malone ta.es delight in rhdiculing|between three square miles and three Are f ACO dit ¢ Difference, mimodaty wots legraph of forming & soctety pledged to marry Is who can originate eGerman & | whose ments homely men.” ‘only one $i ¢ of the 'y Vook Ly mum give the writer's actual experience in obtaining his first increase of al Ror what service or series of services was the raise awarded? What cir cumstances caused It? Tell the story briefly, simply, naturally, without ex- aggerations or attempts at fine writing. Confine your narrative to pe bead or I er. awe tahoe Eve Evening Word Ls ry “Noble dog!" crted Mra, Mudridge- smith, “and yet we begrudged him our luncheon baskets!’ “And here are nuts! The ground cov- ered with them’ cried Mra, Jarr, “And grapes, wild grapes! |eaid im a thick, sleepy voice: ‘Donald, diye motice what an ewful peculiar } erareainn bere ie on Jack's facet” save Donald. ‘1 notioed thet; dead ites been end these four hours,” ‘What? Deed! Why did se uot tell met ory of an Iriahman named Mi ‘who found @ valuable package wes ‘What's the matter, Mike?" asked th “Ah, Bo—no0," oaid Donald, “A'm no that! ‘'Aidn't he give you as much es you “D Shought he would give me mare than ¥ 1 m " ¥ 5 ial evening." — for bis Cditic accent and rough amn-|miles square, The difference is six | an idea like that ough to be well worth |) Bog 43$4, New cried Mra. Mudridxe-#mith, 4 kind of man t disturd @ conrivi mere, calls our attention to the Collec-| square miles, D. 8. W. | marrying.—Toledo Blade, a day of triumph for womanhood!’ | Harper's Magazine, replied Flannery eourly.—Bostes oO . ” "cl