The evening world. Newspaper, November 8, 1913, Page 10

ENR ER NRT ano 4 The ae. Borld. | eal (The New York Kvenieg World). ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPIT PUTATZEM. Pudlioned Dally Except Gupdey dy the Presa Publiehtng Co: “3 irk RK ve Fork, few York, pin rane a 8The Evening World Daily Magazine. Saturday, November..8;-19139 mpany, Now 68 w ALPH PULITZER, Proeid are Row, PAUNOUS REAM recone 6s Pee e” TANGo DANCERS JOSEPH PULITZER, Jr., Secretory, 63 Park Row, ARE Going Entered at the Post-Office at New York as Second-Claas Mattar To WEAR. @whecription Rates to The Jivening ‘Works for the United States end Canad: One sees For Kngiand and the Continent and} | TROUSERETTES “PR HIDE LEGS All Countries in the International Com nant, 1013, by The Pre Publishing Co, (The New Yore Eventng World), fee the lady! What fs ehe doing? u } O She is going through her husband's pockets, fs — oo ae Will the lady find anythi in her husband’ chets? WHY MUST NEW YORK BE “PICKINGS”? | Be é ‘ y Ww ie jothing? OT unless somebody turns up who can guarantee to pues out bad Heouuse the tian has been caretit to remove ryithing worth finding before the jobs is Murphy likely to be disturbed, ‘That's the way LEGGINGS 2 retiring. Tammany looke at it. The whole bad luck of the election from the Tammany point of view can be summed up in the wail that now thousands of good on ; ganization boys have nobody to turn to for pickings. | The promise of @ hearty feed of patronage from some other accredited source is, in the view of certain Democratic leaders, the| foils saaaces WA smilie eis Gees only hope of prying the party loose from Murphy. (phe ‘4 . . ks the State of New York and the City of New York to remain | W ne brat Hhashed Lattin HABE Ot Ratt oa! then for all time to a greater or less degree the spoil either of Tum- | , e : Hast suintee pice hl cae ee ness Sen thee Weta le many or of a rival organization like Tammany? | ‘ber two eatin pumps, and putting on an tmported pink peignoir, Has the habit stuck too deep to be uprooted? | ‘Deruise the Wunsee ha tax Cnsa uc Daka, ta Geter Haak Die may attract-her Are 10,000,000 people so accustomed to an administration of | their public affairs that is honeycombed with patronage, secret bar- | tmusband's attention. | ‘Wilt she succeed? gaining, contract-eplitting, thieviag and graft that they cannot change | 4 \haps her husband may bring @ friend home to dinner; and ehe will attract ae to any other basis? | No, my child. A man takes his tast look at me wife at the altar, But, pore | FRIEND'S attention. Nothing {s lost in this world, Does the sound Democracy of the State admit that it cannot | exist without the sordid help of a machine whose sole purpose first | and last is to find jobs for those who will “give up” for them? Why should the public interests of 10,000,000 people be at the | mercy of a gang whose only thought is to get into its hands the spending of millions of dollars of taxpayers’ money ? Why should New York be “pickings”? ee The price of the first Stock Exchange seat sold since Tuesday {s $1,000 off. Making it almost certain that McCall was not elected, ee DOES NOBODY LOVE A SMOKER? JHE poor emoker in this town finding recently, to his surprise, T that he had more friends than he thought for, dared to dream of good times to come on city railway lines. Already his visions are clouded, General Manager Hedley of the New York Railways Company tells the Public Service Cominis- sion that special surface cars for smokers in Ch Why '« the man so careful? Because, my chtld, he has been married long enough to know the value of “avoiding the appearance of evil." He will not even allow the barber to put scented water on his hair. But why does the indy wish to go through his pockets? Because she has what she calle an “intuitive suspicion.” what in slang (9 ,called “a hunch.” what her husband calls “hallucinations,” and what a Judge | might call “evidence,” BSERVE the cunning dittle animal eitting in the motorcar. - What. (o-208 Te in @ dog, ‘What is « dogt A @og is a eral! quadruped. which tas gradually taken the place of WRRER ‘im the best families, ‘Why do the best famfies preter dogs to chitéren? Because children interfere with bridge parties, cost qlmost as much es tuetupe ‘ars, GTOW Up to resemble the!r parents, and sometimes grevent © divorce, 8 But what Is the advantage of a dog? ‘He is more comforting, my chM, than @ husband. He, at feast, Weteap grated is mpoken to, (s alwayp et home night and-never growls at cheng he om ‘AH, seo altthe happy ment Where are they! going? ‘They are going to the club, my ohiid. That is why they look happy. What fe @ chub? been called many things. Tt {a regarded by most men ee @ siheg feel more at home than at home.” Refore marriage a man weq refuge from the women who aro pursuing him, and, after marriage, ap @ means of escape from the woman who caught him. ‘ What will all the happy} men do at the club? | ‘They will emoke cigars, drink cocktails, play poker, tell funny eteree-amg [then finish off the evening with a general discussion on the modern deca@enes }of home-iife, love, marriage, politics, the dra and women. The masuled long enough to prove that “woman's place ie in the home” @ 09 |takes them tilt morning; and the bachelors will sing songs about ‘tovededety tue'ed vago have been a "and drink the Indies!" failure, and that careless smokers on elevated trains leave a trail of | AND eet abe AtU UNE enehee nareanapaila? ~ conflagration below. : olus HAT No, my child, Whatever a man does Is REASONABLE. Being a emoker himself, Mr. Hedley tried to cheer the smokers With FEATHER, 0-DAY'S WRITING LESBON, ~~ of the city by assuring them of a warm welcome on the upper deck T (Copy in a neat hand.) " of the one double-decked surface car now running in New York! Love Is a Quest, Marriage the Conquest, Divorco—the. Inquest, i But Dr. Pease was ready for him: How, demanded the Doctor fiercely, are people on the platform of elevated stations to bear the woxious fumes rising from the top ator} of that double-decked smok- exe’ inferno when it chances to cruise beneath? Quick! Towers and airships for New York smokers! ——— ++ A Gefeated candidate for the Massachusetts Legislature met a newspaper man in the streets of Boston and at the end of the con- versation the latter was carried to the hospital. The press is more powerful in New York, | THE PRICE OF AN OPERA BOX. ULD you give $120,000 for a tiny nivhe in New York where | you only expected to spend three or four hours of an eve- ning during four or five months of the year? If you have ‘ the social bee in your bonnet you would—and jump at the chance, 5 In the “golden horseshoe” of the Metropolitan Opera are | thirty-five boxes, each one capable of causing bitterest heartache and longing among men and women whose millions will buy them any- The Week’s Wash By Martin Green PROCRPERERDEEAA OR SADA SOEESSOSSE ED SERERESESE ECAH OSS Copsrisht, 1018, ty ‘The Pres Publishing Co, (The New Tor Evening World), 1 ly Mr. Jarr Finds He’s the Office Idol; [ee rnsl ressncret tm Di [stnamcraegs Sint, a8 me le ON Za Please Don’t Worry. It Won’t Last the head polisher. Play right into Tammany‘s hands. “There basn't been an anfi-Tammeny taundry man, « Democratic organization of ang force the complete re-{i2 the city wince Greater New York turna, show that |°@™* Into being except the McCarren i orgvn zation in Brooklyn, It remains Tammany C&M®) ty ve goon if such an organisation, ao pretty close to} matter how woll it might be run, could polling the straight| put much of a dent in that old Tam- ‘Tammany vote| many army of trom %5,0 to 990,000, Tho returns also! Even if It did it would only serve to H show thal divide the Democracy: and make the many is the mi-| battle easier for the opposition, party by n thesa times an administration votes in a] Would have a hard PSSVOTTSSSI SS TIS S FSFE GIS SSHSIFTIVS GFT ISIT ISTO IST Kast Malaria are full of nuts.” Jar . u, old man." sail Mr.] ‘They were there last Sunday,” re-| "Grow right on my place! he added “ve hud enough of dancing for|torted (Mr. Jarr. proudly. @ not good to eat, but | time." | “Ha, ha! That's a good one!” snickered| ey do look pretty, don't they?" | t you to eee nome snap shote Lt) Jenkins. ‘But, say, all Joking aside,| And he picked up the jeast knotty | took of the family, Sunday,” remarked | why don't you and your wife and the] me and burnished it on his sleeve, | Jenkins, the bookkeeper, ‘Talk of your|children come out to Bast Malaria Sun- i fell you,’ ‘Ne went on, there's no} Indian gummers! We've never had such |day? If it's a nice day we'll go nutting,| Place Uke the country—fresh air, fine | glorious weuther this time of year since| No need to rush back same night. We) UC —— | 1 moved to Bast Malaria, and that'alcan put you all up somehow, and you} But seeing the boss enter and cross ovat, A, Wy te Ure Wbitbing Co. | going woe, I'm thinking of xetting this [and 1 can come to town early to get to] Qe" to his private. den qatter growling (ihe How Xork -Rrealag Worn) picture of ine and the dog and our little| the office and your wife and the children) ® SUrly wood morning to everybody in ob stealing anye . i 3 hing, ‘The city get! " yeneral and y artic fight against united opposition. t e Rete good govern. MEN Mr. Jarr arrieed at the of-| poy enlarged. Watcha think?” come in on the Bargain Hunter's Rovers ara nobody in partle a one “The only time aince the areater city | Ment ax It deserves, no matter whiok thing on earth they want—almoi ce the other morning Joharon, nich la the dog?” asked Mr. Jarr|Express—that's what we call the 10.08] )*atine sid over $0 is desk and dusted was formed thal Tammany succecded| Party is in power, The main tesve is For $120,000 Pitteburgh milli any | the cashier, lett with alry banter, \|morning train, All women come tn on] ln iy hinp' jerk; took: the s . to snother| /@"many Hull, Just ae long as the ‘or ! itteburgh millions have just secured the proud jer open as dir. Jarr pasned and, lean-| dit oven tis inquipy was received in'| that to shop.” » the shipping clerk, tool in gathering enough votes to sini next place in line. right of putting another name on the brass plate on the door of one | '"# out of hia wicket, called in@ warm a friendly spirit, “rl eee about ft, but T think Mra, A ven ks and friendly tone to him “You can tell me by my hat," sald the| Jane has an engagement Sun Faye Me. Tere | 00k, whem George: H.. MoCielian. Dest of these sacred inclosures. How the trick is done, and how it figures! “That advance you had last week,"'| bookkeeper, ‘Thin picture shows un out| Jenkine took « handful of erab applon Vim thinking about | Seth Low. The result was a foregone out financially, as described in The Sunday World M, for to-|*M4 the cashier, “Ir it's inconvenient | nutting last Sunda: m his desk and laid them out on Mr.| Soke TMT An foment €0 Snow} conclusion. Mr Low's administration | morrow, gives an interesting inside view of what it me: for you to have taken out of your pay | -— WOE Xen SEIN SUOUE NE had been an awful frost, Mr. MeClelian | ne to get-into| this week, why, I'M carry It forwant T think it's @ fine idea,” replied Mr.) way young, clean, ambitious and had the most brilliant exhibition foreground of the most brilliant opera | in the world. . Republicans, the Progressives and the Independent Democrats un Tammany they can beat many. But aw soon as they: split up, Tammany te going to win’ @ single opposition candidate was in ‘The woods around you. In fact, you can split it up 4 Congratulations" the advantage of an honored name. ¢ & couple of pay days if you want hanks for that, 1 alwaye knowed| ws enective of leadership many vl pay | p A Nassau Street Beauty. And Now, How About the Lid? ie vou was my frtend." remarked te eee ee ee ee on train 2 ant s hipping clerk. "Hut te 1 do get hitehed, |“ vas oth Fa AYRE Mayor-et ; 4 Oe ae, Mr. dare feit his Jaw drop. Stan and Sy E a Crary, shipping clerk, “Hut tT do get hitched, | ay ti yene who will vote tne 66 2 Mayor-elect Mitchel te cashier, he had) known Johnson for y Bu ca you'll stand by me tick aratha hid ‘n favor of allowing New aut ~ annie ad known Jo gen Johanonaae . | ue o are the hideds Tee : “Chiefs are mortal, the Commonwealth is eternal.” many years, but never until now had COMBA IB, a he Orcs POEM CO, (TA Boe Vouk Linnie Wont) Mow " Me a you mean, stand by} aig. crate who recog! Oslock inthe Bement ‘open sie ~ him evince any human feelings 7 - py apr ‘” hor G6 nial tc ‘ you?" asked Mr. Jarr. cany al Deinocratic organization |; ve morning,” suggested the f A Alta acing ane musina ieee Ss" coruscates o'er the damasi nd what, tho’ no orivl casement Wee cleo le c mus ee marries Onn? head coltanee Pearl among the down wowny Frames ner fair form thro’ the day, queens apring lack snapped A cashier may personally tend you and wouldn't vote anything but the} he generally gets fired, and if he don't “We were ao busy durin, Ss Serres & organization. sy during the cam- n he's ¢ ire to be when the | The Day’s Good Stories She's queen regnant of this basement palgn watchiig the mud fy ta, Where th rt t i ; ; It has become quite apparent in the i hat is hin tant doting, but 10 conte of the Mrm’s| “ylere the customers with ham, ask | Where wiemguien with gentio sway, | sem but ven. Tsnay be only a| “It has vevome auite apvarent' 116 torgot to-uaic Mtr. Mitchel how he a money ia more to chim than his ht ltrow t tove each blond, sedate tress, | Witt Her prenence here ‘tis truly shipping clerk, but I've been in the) ra ee anuot positively devend upon {On te excine question," replied the " plon 8, a «| ' le district tft mmany canno! ¥ depend upon | ity ‘ i The Treasure He Saved. (01, '00 ree rests: true me tuid them! urm, A cashier pays you over your!” jippting down tn rin swee SA ATA RIAN, Fee's y,¢ [Wholesale district fifteen yeare and 1) viving but that old guard of sion |\UAdry man. “However, Mfr, Mitap Cat be would wend some tukding over to an arefully, reluctantly, a@ though] or that 4 , Y As the beans are passed up duly, want to tell you a marriage dcense or | 4) a Consequently Tammany's |! 2048h of @ student to know ti TIRE lnete art one dar bs Froncte Wilew's | church he tiad just bouglit end make chem oe no fault of his thet you ware a] gt ret cainey, Mésle. waltreas At the turn of Nassau Street, a birth certificate alwaye has @ ‘your! to 3%, eae de the opposition | Maver of New York stands or fal reading room ab the theatre where lie Wee! uturtable us jxmible these At the turn of Nassau Street. tervices no longer required” wouoher| only hope ts to divide the opposition, | oy ie vaca enforcement reretar store slaves, About midnight the whole town was startlot | that the firm is being swindled and he| Cupid, rosy tantall Four steps down below the airy pinned to it." It Meee ae ine ‘oppo- | York {8 naturally tn favor of @ lbered } by. the faious cinging of he ohare gh. An prless to prevent It Hears my calm, ented wigh Sidewalk is worth while to view Nonsense!” 8 rr. “But what | Mayor Gaynor'a de eb sWaL Me OPPO | cottey, old colored aman was mut ty tie proprietor to 4 ae brings that vitaltzer— Killing glinta of ‘Tipperary could 1 do for you were to get] sition was solld 1 |” phere tent a vail Jere what was the matter, Soon he came ehea.| “We're going to have @ little exch a at that Mr. Hearst ran out on McAneny ta Vaild reason why Now bling back, . nive turkey trot party up at our club] ‘Tis @ slab of apple ple. In her laughing eyes pli the hov tha: shinnine glen | and aes ras A York restaurants in the theatrical aise by - ” cy 1 e : c fi 7 he shipping elerk,! and Prende : ' 0 ne y Samm, Me, Whew” vty t ot the dor] "Mee Bi! be eacitned, “Mase Bout|tn the Hrons Friday Mant” the cash: | Vanes Note ee angel feet | Would mune earchty: Joy. curopiete, in'rigit, Sou are’ Dow we ali) "The ‘Tanmany voters don't aittde, {trict should be competted to to I sh Jew’ ca'm y's, “Dwan't nothin’ but de gemmen ler went on, “How'd you an rm. ny eet D earth SOIR DIO uliee! ‘hey ‘ ey every [O'lock In the morn from ¢ Grema, tere © mumeot ‘i ‘i bry ¥ qs yet 7 y at houlder to shoulder ever rh t o,* mm bd in pow 26 ringin’ fo" @ drink!" Harper's M. Jarr like to come ax my guests, Din-|'Tia the place among all places, But she gooe them all one better ow You sind the boss got arrested to: They stad an Haar: fa. anes ect the functions. ate city wevaciene ' we, yes, Coming," replied Wileon, shetty, | tne, her at % dancing until land souvenira| At the turn of Nassau Street, At the turn of Nassau Street, gether the other night?” _ r dus di to drive people to bed nights. Every ree He was tooking for @ epecial illuminated . | ame very dear to bim, |*pectable restaurant in the Tenderloin a | Ought to have allenight licenses, If the (ied thle mansger; “come, are 2 policy of Mayor Gaynor in this res wright. 1918, The Pree sung Co, respect Fs can i wi Hore, 28, om ohnny Wise and the Yap seize © r 2) ote aaa hee ome t tight, Ree seit Wome, ond, or ,the formation of supper clubs such ee | fe other the meanest wlume and ran to the exist in London, and there's no telling saree. There he looked at the bugy volume in ca where mu jon Would stop in re ON 6D, VE Gov ‘They y a " | nace! after 1 o'clock In the morning let us do it openiy and not iy places to which the police could not gain access,’ figner seve hay WWPORT, os al} a act ) N ting more and more orerun with the nouveaux riches, ‘The noureaur riches aie) Rnnnnnnnnnnnnnan, { New Jersey Ahead Again, { | Waying up dhe finan ertetm, end the old add os | | Reem ) Gedm Teryan tentiim em retires 12 more | 66] SEE.” said the head polisher, \ testehed ears. | “that @ woman in New Jersey ‘Ailved G. Vendertum, ot one of his dinners at wot a legacy of $20,000 because tele Qumesioms Newport farm, said of @ noureau she ga a vid whe wen capuming on extrecniiuary disduin j “ “And her comm ; ra q i Kd vommented fac «ps ggeeotd J plang ti aan oo ( - y ff , the laundry man, “when @ school f ee ee eee si f . teacher becomes a mother she loses hep ‘2 yr @e co ‘© man tums up dis D yf, ° jov and her right to a pension.” nap ct, ond yell