The evening world. Newspaper, November 6, 1913, Page 18

| dealer in baby carriages, and Atbany “The E Che GE coiorto, | ESTABLISHED RY JOSEPH PULITZER. | Dublished Dany Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Now 68 ti. 6) Park Now, New York. | RALPH PULITZER, President, 62 Park Row, | J. ANGUS SHAW, Treasurer, #1 Park Tow | JOSEPTE Pt 1T LER, dr, Secretary, 63 at the Post-Office at New York aa Claas Matter, Enter Bubseription Rates to e Jivesing For Vogians and the Continent and World for the United States | Ail Countries in the In | and la Postal Unie | One Year.. + $3.60 One Veoar... .... | One Month Mon 3 | VOLUME 54.. | | WHAT CITY HAS BETTER CLAIM? | EW YORK during “N erned city in the Why shouldn't it the next four years will be the hest gov- world,” says Distriet-Attorney Whitznan. No eity in the world has a better right to he well governed No city in the world is more entitled to first-class, expert, selfs | adjusting. high-power administration i} No city hires a more liberal staff of public servants at generous | wages. No city gives its administrators fr haud to experiment and | spend money fc No city is more pat good. t with those who make costly wea more indulgent, more ready to find fresh funds, Last year in bond fssnes and taxes the citizens of New York put | four hundred million dollars into the hands of their municipal officers | to spend on the city | Enough to run a small kingdom and run it well. | The money that has been wasted and shamefully wasted year after y w York would keep other cities in luxury. New York pays, pays lavishly, pays often twice over for the best. | Why shouldn't it have the best ? o¢o———____— rin running N Having Jost the title of Governor, Mr. Sulzer might gracefully | tike on that of the Ahkoond of Swat. 2 | LEST WE FORGET. i O THE Governor, the Attorney-General and severa) District- Attorneys the campaign has left legacies of urgent duty. Waste, fraud and inefficiency have run riot in more than one State department and the hot shot of the campaign has | left holes that let the light in on sundry snug hiding places of graft. | The people of the State expect their proscouting officers to go | over the ground promptly and smoke out the nesta. i Philadelphia! She stands alone: Still corrupt and contented! be re Xs | TIME TO LOOK ABOUT. OW that the job is done and we have patted ourselves on the N back for the way we did it, we look about and find the world full of many things. Footballists are hard at it again; huntamen up-State are shooting deer and one another for sport; street-car strikers in Indianapolis are shooting their successors in grim earnest; the Harvester Trust is on the griddle in St. Paul; the dictator of Mexico is trying to dodge the pointing finger of the President of the United States; Mre. Pank- haret is somewhere on the peanut circuit; Harry Thaw has etill es- eaped from Matteawan; Europe is quieting down for the holideye; Thankegiving is coming, and the weather hereeboute is Al. We can now graciously attend to each and all of these things and hetweenwhiles get down to regular business again and try to find eo wherewithal to face Obristmas. wo 18 eankes a difference who does the impeaching. io THE DRUNKEN WORD A TRUE ONE. RUNEAEDS TELL THE TRUTH” is the proud discovery emnounoed by a Massachusetts probation officer. He in- vestigated 86,000 cases of drunkenness entered on police (sttess and found 77,000 had told the exact truth in every particular. ‘We wonder if Massachusetts really thinks it hae discovered some- @ing this time? One of the oldest in s “Compleat Collection of Eng- Mah Proverbs,” iteolf compiled some two hundred yoare ago, runs: “There to no deceit in a brimmer.” Centuries before that Rome umd Greece doth put the came thing in three words: “In wine—truth.” ‘Tiver ainee the human race began to record ita frailties tt has @usognized two infallible means of getting facta out of a man: Wine ad woman. Sometimes singly, sometimes combined, these two have ietampbed when tortares have failed. Vor purposes of reliable information Delilah and the @umafjohn have always hed Inquisitions beaten to standstil!. Since ecslety grew up and became discreet, however, it no longer ‘ease these convenient methods openly for public ends. It leaves them ¢o private titiative. So we hope that sedate Massachusetts will not | ge too far with its enpposed find and want to put full bottle beside every witness box. Letters From the People Ne. taker named Diem ond & physician! Mudridge-sinith had just started to say | As a matrimonial rental To the Editor of The Kvaning Wortd named Iman, QUAKER. os he might be Mr, Clarence | He might answer at a pinch” Dors an Americun born boy need olti- Me dat it onl sheik ae a sen papers in order to vote when he be- comes of age, whether the father is a Will readers who have u knowledge of the sub‘oct kindly expiain brieily the advantages and disadvantages of a lit oy test for the restriction of immi- ‘ation to the United States? By thie) lust are undesirable immigrants kept) jut? I understand that the literacy | teat is the reading of forty wordy in| any language or dialect in the presence | of an iminigration official, The 4 grant is unaware of the matter that he fe to be exaniredt on, If readers think tha: this method if ineffectiv they sugwest 4 good reinedy th tend to solve this grave problem? | HARRY BERKOWITZ, Pht Phin News Oddities, | Fo the bs ‘The Peeping World Recently in your news oddities I read: | ‘Biork in the name of a Philadelphia has a iaundry run by @ man named @eive.” Philadelphia aiso has an under- 4 GRIPS FURL OF = The Tammany Cupboard nnn, By M Oontien, it Copyright, 1018, by The Prem Putitching Ov. (The New York Krening World) 6677s an your fault!" sobbed Mre, [™ “It's ql your fault!" cried Mra. Stryver and Mra. Mudridge-Smith Mr. Jarr looked around to eee if they were all picking on him, but found to hia relief all the ladies were putting the blar several husbands, ‘Tm fald the police oap- tain, ve got orders to break up these gang affaire when they turn Gance halle into shooting galleries, and I guees the Judge at the Night Court will turn you all loose, I have ne doubt i ds true you were eightsesing at the ance of the Gentlemen's Bone when the Boneyard Gang shot it up, but I ave to take you all in. “Get in, you!" cried the captain, yank- ing the Left Handed Ki end the Americanized Chinaman, who had said his name was Cassidy, ‘Have a heast, capt” retorted Mr. Birocco-Hurley, otherwise the Leit Handed Kid. ‘Let these lad! nd gents go in @ wagon by themsely ‘The captain grumbled something in isnent reganiing treating everybody alike, but aoceded to the request of mil Is Hurley had the inatinote of a gentleman, when she clutched at her throat and emitted a piercing shrie “My diamond lavallt “T'll telephone Tammany Hall,” esta Mir. Stryver, “I have friends there.” “They're not there at 1 o'clock in the morning,” murmured Mr. Jarr. Whereat all turned on him and ee aailed him with reproaches. Meanwhile the gong jangled and@ the police motor van (for they had been arrosted with every modern convenience) bounced and clattered through the etrests, Mrs, Mudridge-Amith atill bewatled the loss of her diamonds And the reet of the party that had started out to give HHASKANHMKSAAHAIA vening World Daily Magazine, Tnursday, November 6. 1913% | * Ketten Co, (Tue New York aurice Kvening World.) HOW LARGE ATURKEY FoR ‘Your THANKSGIVING DINNER CHIEF FALHKAAAAKASSKAA BS Mrs. Jarr Gets a Free Ride and Is Presented at Court PRR PPP PPP RP Pere Pre ee ed a sleepy and trascible Magistrate sat uD and began to take notice. vh the ringleaders?” he asked. “You And he pointed to Mr. Jarg. “We were sightseers,” mumbled Mr. Jerr, “Step downl" bawled the Court, “or T'll accept another ohari gainst you! Who fs the old crook™ Both Mg, @tryver and Mrs, Mudridge- Smith's husband began to explain they were not crooks, But the testy Magis- trate hammered with his gavel and shouted he would have them sent down {if they @idn’t etep back into line. ) ‘We've got Bonehead Kelley and the @ Tango tea in honor of Mre, Jarr were Left-handed Kid and Oninese Larry up now @e melancholy at the thought of | at headquarters, Judge, your honor,” the notoriety that would follow thetr | explained the police captain. ‘We think examination !n @ police magistrate’s |pomebody was shot and carried away; court that they were too miserable even to blame Mr. Jarr. ‘When they arrived at the Night Court Copyright, 191 ‘BS, he thought she loved whim Y dearly For a blissful year or 60; Toll himaelf, in fact, alnoerely, He had been a trifle slow ‘TH one night he “popped.’ Coldly, came her anew 1 clearly, No," And her observation mental Was: “‘Ile's after all a cinoh, For, tf eomething avchiental the Beau Brumme! bad man. And Mrs. Makes my other lovers flinoh, WATCH OY FOR 4 Towns (VE Gov TOGO ve To THe Hoven emosws iy roe fangs, Tey wits Me and we don’t want to erraign the bunch until we have a better case against them.” Parting, Up to Date. By Eugene Geary. by The Pree Publi@eing Co (The New York Rvening World) But, he alao cogitated:— “On her little game of bluff She's to be congratulated. Seems to me I've had enough — ‘That I wae infatuated Must have been the merest stuff.” Bo he showed no more emotion Than @ solid marble aled; Amd, regretting vain devotion, Backed out to his waiting cab With the measured locomotion | Of the festive fitdier crab, “Then what do you mean taking uD Court?” bawled the e@ matter with mn, anyway? Bureting in on @ peaceful assemblage and then keeping respectable citizens locked up till charges can be framed up egeinst They were the names of young men who had rendered yeoman service on election day for the district the Maqis- trate wes leader in. Even in éefeat politiolana are not ungrateful. jow you!” cried the Magistrate, it old man Smith, The name being given, the Magie trate scoffed, And when ‘urther tn- formed the whole party was from Har- lem, he remarked he'd hoid them all for Special Sessions. was seen tiptoeing down the aisle, fol- lowed by the {mposing figure ef Gus, the genial proprietor of the Harlem ap that all the Indies present often vituperated. all a mistake, Judge," whispered Gua, ‘Friends of mine from uptown. I was to be with the party.” : “What do you mean, dragging In @ |1ot of respectable citizens in this fash- jjon?" howled the Magistrate, turning to the poilce captain, “Diacharged!” “Buch s*iife in a great cit mured Mr, Dinskton, ‘And as Mra, Mudridge-@mith got the | pawn tioket for her pendent sent to her | through the mails, they all agreed later that it had Deen a folly evening, after all, VTELL YOu WHAT You Do! Vou TAWE TH18 TuenTy An’ UO IN ATAAL= ILL waren YouR GRIP FOR VoV. er iA | Love {s like a telephone conversation. 191% hy The Prom Publishing Co. ‘The New York Frening World) MAN'S illusions fall out with his baby-teeth; his vanity waits for his top hair. There are only two ages at which a man marries without a shudder |at twenty when he doesn’t know what's happening to him, and at eighty | when he doesn’t care. You talk to each other and yeu say things, but neither of you can seo the other's real self, nor tell prectsely what he or she means. Why fs {t that the worse a man’s reputation as a filrt or a heart-breaker, the more eager a woman fs to try her hand at beating him at the love game? Satan wouldn't waste his time trying to tempt a full-grown man with anything eo blatant as a slashed skirt. Fven temptation Isn't attractive unless Ve covered up. The woman who fascinates @ man te the one who feels neither devo tion nor indifference, but just a mild tepid interest in him, which piques his vanity, appeals to his curiogity and at the same time luHs his fears. Bven «@ coquette can be loyal to one man—unt!l she prefers anothers but a man’s heart {s like a ferryboat—alwaye going backward and forward, and never staying “docked.” Firet love is merely a sample, and the first kiss just an appetizer. The High Cost of Living Or Cost of High Living? By Sophie Irene Loeb. Copyright, 1918, by The Pees Publiting Os, (The New York Evening Worlt) H® President, simple things.” of a big com) Why? 4 poration! Because we have been living too high, sums up @ compar- {son of present day service with the eimple demande of yesterday, as fol- low “When we were boye our mothers used to sive us a bow! of mush and mite for aupper, and we were better oft for that plain but wholesome diet. There would be no Righ cost of living to speak of if people would eat mush and milk nowadays. But they won't Yet I can see no better men physically or mentally now than we raised in those bygone days. “Then the women went to the martrets ‘The average American goes en the theory that the best Is not too good, He does not stop to reflect that a little of “the best” goes a long way. As we Grew prosperous the more simple foods were discarded for the richly prepared victuals. Naturaly the COST of things soared skyward So has now come to pass that on afl sides one friend i# dieting to get this, another evolds rich foods for fear of this, thet or other malady he has euf- fered on account of them, and the gen- eral tendency ie to THINK TWICE BE- FORE YOU EAT ONCE. Yet to go further and urge simple menus im the dally Hving not only makes for the steady qualities that characterized our people of “bygone days,” but ts certainly a etep in CUT. with thelr baskets on thelr arms. They did not call up the grover or the butcher on the telephone to deliver @ five cent loaf of bread or @ soup bone The grocer and butcher must meet thelr expenses. People ask te be served and people must pay for ft. “Thrift has become almost an va- quality with average people. 11 want the best cute of beef and known Simple living will solve the high-cost- of-lving problem All of which commercial point of view in his new anaiysis of “Fletcheriem.” Mr. Fletcher aims to educate us in “how to use the head as well as the stomach in digesting food," ‘health and youth with the increase in years, The pointe of these men who know are well taken. Never before have there been such a number of food experts, teachers of domestic sclence, books and pamphlets on nutrition and food valt &0,, ag to-day, Never has there seemed euch @ for periods of fasting, Dut agrees with that uf Horace Fletcher | thereby gaining| TING DOWN the high cost of itving. In this effort the rich man ts on & par with his poor brother. Fer with his wealth he has been able to procure the dest experts as advisers, and all seem to prescribe the SIMPLE, ed fashioned, everyday foods as the most desirable. Reducing the oost of Nvin= te ust Plainly up to you and me, Many a@ time we pity ourselves when |we think we must eat things that de not cost muoh. If we but realised it, we are moh indeed. The Sle resulting the less olmple and expensive foods are well known and AVOIDED by those who would be healthy, weatthy and wise. Another means ef economy fe as designated by the President of the Housewiver League, Mre. Heath, whe commends “the women with a deller her pocket.” She who persiets in telephoatng butcher, baker and candlestick maker her purchases certainty PAYS for service nowadays in eome way or But when she can be on the and ohooni Produce, she often fete ra Ei going witfut funches, eliminating breakfast and observing all forma of |proper living in the direction of | HBALTH, dargains she had not knows about her dollar reaches further than sha expected. HASTY And all seem to point ‘back to the A Shattered Test. extremety handsome yrufewor of erro land Plain Dealer, “1 am about to show you one of my original testa," he said with a fash of perfect teeth, “1 produce an artificial me attached to ® He eapyet onteide ani imi hie hand holding @ string to wi attached, He drew it forward, harmless tt is, Look et it for @ iit Johnny Wise and the Yap TCOME UP To Quy bome|| 2M! SOME One May WALL 8. STOCK! THe \ HEAR You! Ger to] Ven! myeny wach! hh @e @any oncK, ( COPE, Ries Beek recta Wortgh ) a SAY SLIPPERY! You WNeW THAT THE BTATION? “Tiv #uLk OF TINCANS Pom Sus0-veuivuars || Ty te Marmol | ye mane ON'IGIVE Hin 120 Benes! Yor! HERE, TAME OTA _||WRAP IY OVER Mv Bonnet! 1P 1 SWIPED AT Whe D ND SORD tT TO A RUG! restoration wae addrsmng le qmtines| class of ecctety indies, relates the Cleve: /°)! string and draw it acm the floor, You all 1S chat, GILLIAN, Know & {9 artificial and are not startled, Yet By b thare may be ® lit 'le pelpitation, Let us see," Ae BUYING MAINS BILLA! i He toned down the ering end the ta. metiately made a dash for the meanest shade In five seconds the roam was empty, : a te looked ezound ree. ". ‘That darn Md rung te 0 Hi a ie ve one om me,' pectin Inadequate. of the committes, ho might bave a sinali pitcher of foe the platform tale, drink!” querted the committrenan "1 dy e high ding ‘—Evergboty's Magazine, > Religion Vs. Business. WO brothem down in surtiera Minote run ® countsy store anil ther have a large trade in, wool, on Darter, One of the brithers sowed the olurch and became exceettngly ‘He won got @ hati niking to hie brother stent the ‘eaulden ail" aouferts al selging eet tried to pemuade him to join the ehurh, “Yes, brother Jim, I know thet it must he comforting and altogetlicr heipftl to body @ soul > be @ @oot church meiner,” said Jobn, “and 1 would Ike to join, But jew 1008 ye, Vda, there bes got to he somelody here of the |firm to weight this sere weol,""—Pittaburgla Chronicle ‘Telegraph, —_—— -—__. Flies for Fishing. 1B, VOLKER was vory fond | ead eons Ter ital eee Fetiog, of @204 apont. ‘The day before he was te eta on ble long looked for maeation, hie | smiling foyously, entered the room, extending te, | werd her hustand some sticky, epreckied papers, iBer goodaem’ ete, he. easleta, ‘what on earth ove you doing wit fy pape?” me hoon 8 “Why, 1 eaved them for you f | mer, Jett,” ehe septled, "You tmow ‘sey m4 ‘you always hed to buy flies whem you went ng." —Barper's Magastna,