The evening world. Newspaper, October 21, 1913, Page 18

| i | : ; | oo ee i Che Sauer storie, ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER, Pudliched Daily Except Sunday by the Presse Publishing Company, Nos 68 63 Park Row, New York, RALPH PULITZER, President, 63 Park Row, J. ANGUS SHAW, rer, 63 Park Row. JOSEPH PULITZER, Jt, Secretary, 63 Park Row, Entered at the Post-Omfice at New York aa Second-Class Matter, Oehecription to The Kvening|For Enelend and the Continent and Inited States International VOLUME 54........ccssecscesscesccesscesseese NO, 19,054 THERE'S A WAY OUT, MR. M'CALL. | HE How. Edward Byerett McCall continues to wail ebont “pro- tecting” his family from the slings and errows of a lively | political campaign. | Silly as this sounds, ite conetant reiteration indicates that Mr. | McCall ie beginning to realize what “*tanding for” Tammany means. | The assaults upon him are not personal. They are purely against | his Fourteenth etreet sponsor. } ‘There is, therefore, a ready way ont of the eorrowful eftnation. | Est him withdraw from the Tammany ticket and devote himself pains- takingly to his Public Service job. Ife will soon be nicely overlooked. We notice that Mr. Mitchel is not worried about “protecting” | Bis family. We also notice that he has given up his $15,000 job. Mr. McCall has one paying the same figure. He still sticks Bo it. | oe | ‘all street giveth and Well street taketh away~-in campaigns. AN INTIMATE VIEW. | TT" Murphy that William Sulzer reveals in the interview printed in the Evening Mail is a Murphy upon which every citizen of | New York must gaze with fresh feelings of shame and disgust. | Murphy, opening the party pocketbook to Sulzer, assuring him | Bhat “we cleaned up a lot of money on your campaign, I can afford to let you have what you like”—this is the Murphy of campaign graft | and corruption. Murphy grimly reminding his man ihat, Governor or no Gov- ernor, I control the Legislature and unless appointments are made | as I direct T will block the whole show—this is the Murphy of tho| iron fist. Murphy predicting Stilwell’s acquittal with the cynical comment: “It will be oniy a three-day’ wonder; how do you expect a Senator to live on $1,500 a year? That is only chicken feed”—this is the Murphy of bribery and rottenness. Bragging of pilfered funds, boastful of power, training his henck- men to steal—this is the real Murphy, the Murphy, who has mado a mess of the Government at Albany and who now seeks to eet up a Mayor of New York. ee “McCall Will Sell the Parks.”—Headline. To Murphy's real estate firms? SEND THEM TO JAIL. D's CHAUFFEURS and speed fiends get off too easily é a in New York, according to Secretary of State May. Because the majority of the motorists in the State repre- sent wealth, and can pay smart lawyers to handle their cases, running down pedestrians, smashing carriages and killing children have come fo be regarded as comparatively slight offenses, The smiling, apologetic judge who takes the rich man’s fire and frees the rich man’s chauffeur after the one or the other has beer. found guilty of recklessly driving a powerful automobile is altogether foo numerous. A reckless or drunken driver—master or man—in a high power motor car on a public road is as dangerous as a thug with a revoiver— | gnd as murderous. Tf one can be sent to jail, why not the other? ne eee wei aw Yoru treing World). | f "I felt sure that the American people would admit the righteous- ness of our cause,” sald Mrs. Pankhurst entering the forbidden city. “J HEAR you ere es Kd saat: some present,” » . k Not so fast, Madam. We admit only one thing at a time. when Mar dare aot Sonie, atter po etting ri@ of the flah Gus'a Dill Pickle Fishing Club had given to him to have mounted. Mr, Jarr made no reply, think of one #0 quickly. “I sald 1 heard your friends had made you # handeome present,” repeated Mra. Jerr. “I'm glad somebody thinks some- Hits From Sharp Wits. A Panama workman won $15,000 in @ WAS IT NECESSARY? T": present wrock of Union Square is a fair sample uf whut we may expect in other parks and squares of the city in the next three or four years at the hands of the subway contractors. Tn the case of Union Square a section of the subway contract approved by Chairman McCall and his Public Service Commission ex- preasly provides that the contractor “will not be required to replace poil or to restore the park surface.” Contractors ure already trying to get Jeanette Park on South | lottery, und apent it in twa meee strect for a dumping ground. Bryant Park, a portion of Madison | Yorkers eo much?--Cleveland Plain Square and the southeast corner of Central Park are threatened with | De!" won, s the same devastation. | Phone Tammany Senators In trying to Park Commissioner Stover assures us that in the sweet by and |100k itke Judges ure qualifying to take ; ; ‘ “| the leading part in any company play- by he intends to restore everything in a hundred-fold better condi-| ing Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde—Macon tion. But can he restore big trees like those that have been sacrificed ‘Telegraph. in Union Square? The plain fact is that for an indefinite time the parks are given over to the destroyer. We couldn't eee Hang up the megaphone and put the score board tn the cellar.—Pittsburgh Was it necessary? nest nee “Only one woman out of a thousand can whistle,” says a contemporary. Sure, brother; she doesn't stop talking Htong cnough to get the right pucker.— |Commercial-Appea!, Memphis, watch for $47.23 and made as many | eee per cent. profit as the watch cost in A New Jersey husband complaing that For Women Inspectors. ‘Vo the Hiditor of The Kvening World P it me to congratuiute you on the | dollars, how much did the watch | his wife trained nine cats to annoy etand you are taking to amuse publicleost?” 1 do not know by which other |hin. He must have been very hard to sentiment in regard to the locked doore}ruie it can be worked out, J reached | annoy originally.Columbla State, in factortes, I am a factory worker and|the solution by working It back eee am employed in a factory where bad] follows: $10 cont, 10 per cent. profite | ‘The New York authorities granted a @ were unable} $11; $20 cost, 20 per cent. profite$24; | spectal all-night liquor license for Col. je when @ factory | $30 cont, 30 per cent, profit$89; $35 | oosevelt's farewell dinner party, Pre- hie appearance he] cost, 26 per cent. profite$47.2 newer. | sumably the doctor had recommended a peons me ty Just glance anound and ! CHARLES J. WILEY. !jittle brandy in the milk.—Kaneas City Poss out. If a woman inspector ve & % | Journal. went arvund to the different trades em= | yo ne Fa eee ploying women T think things would be Your lines and guns! “We are champions of the National better because the girls might have courage to speak to & woman, Also I) Mvery vease!, large or small, #hould be think a woman under: Tt would be infinitely ea in which women are employed far bet-| li. case of wreck to fire a line to ter thea men do, The workers are whore rather than from the shore to the all men. —Philadelphia Inquirer. often afraid to approach the Inspector | ship. 1 embodied these jacaa in a letter oo @ for foar of losing their positions I sent to one of the papers just after tha| An old-fashioned man i» quoted vy FACTORY WORKER. | last ship stranded on the Long Island the Cleveland Plain Dealer as saying for disasters at sea seums Very Valuable. eng You can't take that away from ers tn his series’ ‘The Cost and Prost, |anore, but It was not published. Will|that the modern clothesline on wash Bo the UAitor of The Brwuing World: you print it to further thie inexpanaive day doesn’t look nearly as human when The following proviem appeared in {and reemingly; efMicient plant jthe wind blows as it did in the good Seese columns: “It HyM, le ‘eld daya—Topeks Btate Journal te mn 5 “The Evening World Daily Magazine: Tuesday. erate thing of us, even if it is that man angle and that awful Gus at eae corner, and all the rest of that sort of people you will associate with!" “Well, they may be ‘that eort of pee- ple,’ aid Mr. Jarr, rallying to the defense, “but at least they thought enough of us to make us a little pres- ent after our return. I aotice YOUR friends didn’t!" “Never mind them,” @atd Mre. Jarr. ‘What did that saioon crowd give you?” "Oh, come, my dear!" cried Mr. Jarv. “Saloon crowd? Why, they aren't pad 4 Coprnatt, 1918, 4 by The Pree Pullshing C9, (fhe New Fora Evening Word) ) October 21; 1913 _ nee By Maurice Ketten rr i Congtigh' 1919. by The Pre Pubtiehing Go, tue New Burk Dreree Seat), The Love Rowte, Limited. | Through the Valley of Dreams, and the Forest =f Fees 1) And the Mountains of Flame and Fire, In the midst of the River of Smiles and Tears, Lies the Isle of Heart's Desiro! SOME MORE HoT AIR on ECONOMY, EDDIE, ITMADE A Eternity—The interval between the time when % iam says he'li be home and the time when he actually arrives. ‘ Pessimist-—A man who fe just recovering from his calf love. | Cynic—A man who has just been jilted by a chorus girl. | Optimist—A man who thinks himself !mmune to all women. Fatalist--A man who knows that some day some woman will suc- ceed in marrying him; and cheerfully bows to the incvitable. f When two people marry they lock their hearts together and then spend the rest of their Iives quarreling over who shall have the custody of the key. i Most men are sentimental smugglers, who manage to enter the Port of Matrimony by “declaring” a few little faults and past flirtations, just to make things look natural, while all their real frailties are hidden up their sleeves, | When @ man can manage to make love to a woman for three months without kissing hor or saying @ word which she could misinterpret as a proposal, he considors himself entitled to a halo and a pair of gilt wings. After all, a man ts only a man; and he'd rather have you Ike him ‘than worship him, entertain him than “improve” him, agree with him | than argue with him, and sympathize with him than reform him. The modern girl's clothes are a key to her character. You can ere | through her eo easily that there isn’t an illusion left. | | Love ts an intoxicating spin in an automobile; alimony, the fine for speeding. Are You Weary of Work? Yet Toil Is One of the Best Things in Life. H By Sophie Irene Loeb. « of Couyright, 191%, ty The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), J NE of New York « soctety women woman is SACRIFICING in order to 1@) has gono into business to wave be-/ fill in time by actual work! tng bored. This ts her statement:| Yet, tf the truth were known, there I took up this!are hundreds of euch women. They are work because I) tired to death with the froth of idieness was tired o! itting | Tt looks alluring, but It has no LAST q in the house with ING qualities, Too much play makes nothing to do. I/Ji @ dull girl under ANY ciream- neces. And while there are many ‘ jacks and Ji!!s who have too much work and too LITTLES play, yet the reverse Would indeed be Intolerabte, So that, some time or other, folk tn all stations of life come to a realization that there ts nothing so satisfying as having #01 jefinite work to de. Yo have but to look about and you will ae Th rh ATUCOMIS EL Le a f we (WAC tere ge, I AAAHALALKAAAAAALSAAAAAAAAAAAAALAALRA | Jarr Finds Deception’s Path | “There are many girls in society who are interested in what they see and what they a find the millionaire going tn for farming doing. I do not and the soclety woman for business or Is Profusely Strewn With Tacks think {t la necessary for them to go to{soclal work, or for some charitable | work. If they should, however, feel|cause, in fact, to DO eomething Is the AASLAK SALSA A ABA NSA AAA AAAS AAA A AAA that their timo was deing spent in tdle-| WAY to keop the spirit allve, the body ness, they should work.” strong, and the leart » La fellows at all. Rangle's @ good, decent | chest of silver? A loving cup? What! «rnig ‘society woman |e working f Thomas A, Edison says he will not citizen, So are Slavinsky and all the|use {s a loving cup? Oh, of course, | $5 # working for ®/ take any more vacations without work, Cee ae me ar aa certaus ana with drinking! | milliner who makes her hats. she un- Ie ctatteanee> ‘Where is tt?" packs, sorts and sells hats and wears rf mind singing thelr) “Gotting Inscribed," murmured Mr, |them to display to customers. I sup-| For there in avthing, after all, quite t did they give you?" |Jarr, going deeper into the tangled web Dose the ave: girl who has read/as satisfying as the darts of falsehood, about the society woman going to work | at the END of we! ould not bring himacit to| ‘Well, when tt ts inscribed (with an | Says to herselt: n look ‘oack and realize that YOU advertisement of Gus'a wines, Nquort T just wish I had her chance.” have accomplished so much, and that For the vision of her own work comen| YOU were responsible for It, it atrengtii- up with the continuous days of early|ens ths backbone and causes real Jo; rising, the rushing to make cars, the|in any recreation or pleasure that may dong rides in the subway, and the many, | follow, Unless this {s ao, after a white many little trials and tribulations that|idieness beoo:.os a burden, as it has to something connected “vacationitis’ caused his lin nd he WILL have no more of tt, Mr. admit it was @ monstrous and all-per- vading ing—a @sh long out of water—j|and cigars, I suppose!) don’t bring It Jarr to atuff and mount. So he merely muin-| into this house. bled it was a loving cup. lair of the chief donor!’ “A Yeving cup?’ repeated Mra. Jarr.| Mr. Jarr breathed easier, This was “Why couldn't they have given you &| getting out of the trouble he had fibbed Let ft repose in the \ ‘Copyright, 1f HEN we Turn the Inward Eye, Suddenly W upon Ourselves we're Badly Dis-| Saved Mlustoned, of Star Hout course—dut it to w aning! It ta Only when we Realize that we Must Always Live with Ourselves that we Strive to make Ourselves The Thing to Do, after you've Burned your Bridgesbdehind you, fs te Make Belleve that you Don't Know How to Awim! In the Car that you Take for Home this Bvening there'll probably be a Lot of Fellows who've had their | Knockouts today—dut you wont | Know It! Kindness evokes Kindnes ie Absolutely ne other Recii We're Pretty @hy on Assets when we've got Nothing Else to Brag About but our Hot Temper! nd there Perhaps you've Observed that the Self-Sympathizer hasn't much of that Commodity to Spare for the Other Fellow! The “I Can Take @ Drink or Let It Alone" Man usually Operates that Scheme on about an Kighty-Twenty Basie! Your Hard Luck Story will Keep—and you'll Keep your Friends by Cold-8tor- aging It! There's something Pathetic in ¢h@lig the Man who, not Believing in Him- Expression of Paineé Surprise of the|\seit, expects Other People to Believe Biipping Men ef Forty or ip whe Optimettes. By Clarence L. ° |. ty The Pree Publishing Co, (The New York Brening World), himself into, Then fre, Jarr looked up | #Fe a Part of the day’e toil. this woman who wants work. How any woman can WANT to take| S6o that if things ym very sordid and up busin@ns when she doesn’t HAVE to! you are tired to ith of work, know do it 19» hard thing for auch a girl to| that It s only for a little time and that believe. How longingly she thinks of/as this woman atates, it ia the one the ease and comfort and pleasures this! SALVATION, asked Mr, Jarr. a ed you if the loving cup those Persons gave you was severely plain Colonial—which !# really modified Gre- clan, Mr, Dinkston saya—or one of the more florid patterns of the New Art— no, T am wrong—the New Art ta more Etruscan.” “Oh, this cup ts Etruscan—very Etrus- Cullen Realizes that he hasnt Dollar! The Day’s Good Stories Imes we Question whether “All| 8M.” said Mr. Jarr. ei wlater, 1'4 lke to know what ts!" "—Lae An tne World Lo in Lover,” but pee it would be nice for a centri Second-Hand Smell. F ‘Timea, i uy Manner of Douit as to how Al tne) Piece for Rowers. No, that wouteat He ea Me een een —————_. World Hates @ Bullen Salesmant et treme) Mie lk arpa uned oor wi gate | ces ‘ey, bom, you got any gunpondah Asked Too Much. If the Way Out were as Easy to Fina |tre-plece for flowers when wo had com- | “ves, we hare gunpomiler,” OY re tea are re father, “ia as the Was In, the Devil would Lose|PAany to dinner some of the quests! “Lemme ae some of that thea gunpomdah," ave tntiuster you with the dearest would be bound to see the tnecription—| The dealer showed him some, that {s, unless T could trail some of the | “Pour e little of that powdah ia my hand,” ferns down over the lettering—but you | The olf darky tookythe powder near the light, know how nosy some people are, I'd! ran his forefinger eround and around {t, looked ‘dle of mortifteation if any friend of t it eritically, and then emolled tt two or three mine should look closely at {t and read: | tine. ‘From Gus, Retail Liquor Dealer, Har- | lem. Family Trade a Speciaity;’ Ugh!" sae “Well, you know, I couldn't r ‘The Dismal Part of that “Drowning | sift. But, just as you eay, I'd hig Job aa @ Map-Maker! tevasure ef my “To-morrow {s Another Day” is the Slogan of the Side-Stepper! Ute,” ‘The young man wes duly tmpresed, ‘Then, dur ing the fow momenta of impressive stience thet followed, ve heard the patter of rein agninat fi: window vane, jracioun me!" he exc'almed, “It's raining and I haven't my umbrella, May 1 borrew youn to get to the tation!” “Young man,” aad the fond cn wouldn't trust anybody om earth vith wy ory brells,"—Pitteburgh Chronicle Telegraph, There's a Kind of Discouragement that, Indulged too Far, Leads ¢o Dis- mantlement! you say this heah fa powdah?"* nawered the dealer sharply, What is the matter with it?” |) “Dunno, tom'’—the darky shook etter | doubtfully—"but nit 13 me ithe ‘its Sone hat is Our Sorrows in Drink” Business ts the | not bri ie it Renee Ries aia i abot off befoaht"— Orleans States, table Ri citation! “We could put It on the top «1 of ne eenantee —_———_ eee eS the parlor mantel" auld Mra farr."a0d| Winter Resort. The Matter With Aphrodite. turn the inacription to the wall.” “An,” ventured Mr, Jarr, ‘I'm sorry | to sny it will be inscribed on both aldes, | Deo Ono side will read ‘From the Dill PlcK!e |g, gang of eer minauided pee ahve et Fishing Club." And on the other side} cough on the Hiverw iu the winter, when they |teacher wlahed to leam what the children | will be the names of the donors, Gus might tact here io white linen under the palms/ |observed, and how they were impreued, ‘The an, ‘The Rivera reminds me of the man who “ae moment was the exguistie bee of The Glibvest Person of Our Acquaint- ance is the Man who Is Alway ing that ai Shamming Deafness when we ask him: “What With?" ‘ME extent to which the moders ahiid |: T cducated in matters of Bygiane appesrs schon; 1 © MABE lnode Img Boston ‘The elass had visited the art museum, snd the R, BUMBANK gathered bouquet of vio. Jota one brilliant morning in December | and the bunch," Of course we Don't Mean to Stack the |" i . Carda on Ourselves—but Some of us Do| “If it's @ solid silver tovi Tt all the Same! can have the engraving taken cup Ta boarding house at Saranac Lake and adrer. one of chief trean '* paid | tleed it an a winter resort, A guest went up there ‘A Little boy who teimae cole bd ‘and after « brief sojourn packed up, paid his|hand was called upon, He announced trtumph bill, and ssid: ‘How cam you have the merro| ently: |to advertise this place es @ winter resort, whea - 14, only piated, Nobody ever Met a Note by Brooding i's nok satld, only plated, yee erled Mr, Jarr quickly. “I policed she had adenoida!" t \the thermometer for the last Dae regia] “Why, a Over ibin 8 Gouey Serner! “T might have known it. A plated temas bao! wee rele | “Why, Pee.” eae he eboched eatin loving cup! ‘That's how much those |. ™ i, . Tes wee Sometimes the fn Mand” te loving cup’ ‘3 ‘The landlord looked aggrieved. ‘Well, that's ‘She keeps lier mouth open all the time,” the reply.—Youth's Companion, Wr me HOW I GOT MY FIRST RAISE The Evening World will pay a cash prize of ‘thon 1 Got My Prat Rue.” ' ta BF CaF Se bow acc of e story must rue in every detail and subject ¢o con! must give the writer's actual experience in Seale his ie eae zg sal Oh, wast series or eerie of eoreions raise awarded? cumstances caused It? Tell the story briefly, Seng naturally, eure aggerations or attempts st fine writing. i Ll only ne ac ot We paper, Addrana "Fine Ralse Baker Poesia s% one ie er. Bor 1354, New York hy." it ee ee sorts of people love thelr friends, 1 Crow, while the Two In the Bush 8f6! embiematic, a loving cup of base meta Feat Canvasbacks! | ——Willio! What have you got? What! i if i} | Look Out for the Woomereng, ats| Urine crema Shing This sudden inquiry wae due to the; tached to that Getting-Back-at-Some- | fact that Master Willie Jarr stood in vody Thing! the doorway, Ilke the boy on the cast tron fountains, holding a mighty fish in his tiny army. “I jowt got It from Tzxy Slavinsky,” cried the boy. “I gave him my roller skates for it, He saya he knows @ man will stuff it for us for ten dollars. “Papa, make him take the horrible thing away!” cried Mra. Jarr. But Mr, Jarr was two blocks a: ana Reading for furthest nents winter, ain't itt’ he explained. ‘If 8 below ain't “WO Tike to Believe that “Born Lead- ers of M really Exist—but Somehow we've Never Hankered to Be One of the Led! An Optimist with the Reverse English ta Sims