The evening world. Newspaper, October 17, 1913, Page 26

BSSTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. Wee Daly Krecpt Sunday by the Prose Publishing Company, Now, 63 to Rew, New York RALPH PULITZ: President, 63 Park Row, 3. ANGUS BAW Mraamuren's 65 Park R JOSEPH PULITZER, Jr, Secretary, 63 Park Row. En it the Post-Office at New York as Second-Class Matter, see to The Evening|For Engiand and the Continent and ‘World for the United States end Canada All Countries ‘n the International Postal Union One Year. osssessoes }O|One Month. ..es,.06 VOLUME 54..... CocecvececrevesevsenO, 19,680 ‘- EY KNOW WHAT TAMMANY MEANS : Salle EVENING WORLD does not believe that the saloon | and restaurant keepers of the city want a return of Tam-| many rule, iy should they? public could see what went on inside Sundays as well as other days. Whether this is the best way of enforcing the Excise law we aro not going to eay. But surely from the saloonkerpers’ standpoint it is better than eternally “slipping the green” to eomebody through the back door. Why ehould the saloon or restaurant man want to bear the bur- den of $25 monthly tribute money? Why should he want to do business under the constant necessity e@ equaring himself with eomebody? Why should he want to have thrust upon him the responetbilty, wm expense of running his district for the profit of bosses higher up? Why should he want to be forced to buy tickets for endless! Gowder parties; to supply free refreshments for every outing of | the boys”? Why should he want to run his business under conditions of con- , Mawual spying and insatiable graft? ‘Weuldn’t he rather be free to conduct his affairs himeclf and wa bis profits his own? Baloon men have some sence. ht Ws aot every bridegroom's father can give the young folks $94,000,000 to set up housekeeping. Luckily, though, there ts no bigh cost of happiness. a WHO HAS DONE THIS THING? RD NOW that the State tastes the full shame of having for the first time to impeach, convict and remove its Governor, let it ask itaelf one question: ‘Who did this thing? What power foisted this unfit man upon the people, thrust him into his place of high trust and then, when he failed to play its game, turned his sins against him? What bale- fal influence brooding over New York has brought upon it this disgrace? The Sulzer eun has set. When the people of the State begin to think, twilight and darkness will shut down on Murphy. A storm will buret that will blast Tammany Hall to its rotten foundations. — Lamar fails to appear in court and forfelts his ball.—News ftem. The “Wolf of Wall Street” has gone back to the timber. -———-t--—_ -— — UP TO YOU. To and to-morrow are your last chances to register. Don’t neglect plain duty. No man would admit that he cares too little about the city to say what shall become of it. Two weeks from next Tuesday the ballot box must decide whether New York is to be turned over to the old notorious gang of jobbers and contract grabbers or run its business under honest man- agement. Two weeks from next Tuesday must settle whether the city is to| be Murphy’s city or a city that can hold up its head and not he ashamed to look at its own accounts, Unless you vote you are betraying the city you live in. Unless you register to-day or to-morrow you can’t vote. It is up to you. —————— ‘Thomas Mott Osbome and Julian Hawthorne agree that what- ever takes a man to jefl, tt's an awful place when he gets there ‘Worse impressions have been current. —_—-4--— -— THE NERVOUS END OF LONG ISLAND. JHE RECENT SMASH at Whitestone and the verdict of the Coroner’s jury waked up the Long Islund Railroad to the nced ef installing a new cignal system. The company has Jaid Qafere the Public Service Commission plans calling for an automatic "Week eystem which can be controlled by hand but which makes it hmpessibte to eet a signal wrong. It would be good news to hear at the same time that the Long Band hed perfected an adequate plan to remove or safeguard the fmmumerable grade crossings on its lines. The western end of Long Island, with its close network of wecks and roads crossing and recrossing one another at every turn on the eame level, is a labyrinth of dangers. The past season has not been backward in piling up grim proof of the fact. Few areas in this country can show more peril to the acre, 4 Oct. 17, 1777, six thousand British troops under Gen, Burgoyne surrendered to Gen. Gates at Saratoga. Chances tn Canvassing? of cattle for $1; some at #0 Beening World eral months I have wished to] cents each. nvassing, owing to il] health,| were sold? cen unadle to learn what ere is of making @ lying at an ut red to me that I could tein the necessary information from ne of your experienced readers and (rat others may be Interested tn the viewers, T have @ wife and two chil- (ren to support, which makes me heat- aon; D, @. WATALACH, Sixteen Cente Per Mile, r al Holidays. tate to give up the position I Paar Evening Worl secececcee 80.78 layor Gaynor charged that three million dollars in graft was zed annvally out of the saloonkeepers of New York. He com- led them, to be sure, to open their blinds and shutters so that the some at $ each; and some at fifty How many of each kind id How many legal holidays are there in 7 fi CAME Copyright, 1918, by ‘The Prem: Publishing Co, ite New Yorn Rveving Words US opened the ice box and took G out the big fish the Dil) Pickle Fishing Club had caught the day | before, “Hate off, gentlemen!” murmured Rafferty, the bullder. “What do you mean, hats off to a Mah?” asked Mr. Slavinsky indignantly, “By gollies, thin ta a free country, and | It's bad enough to have to take off your |hat when you are trying to get a {- ent glass-put-in Job, But L at to no fish, ‘1 ina fish, that you should take off our hat to him? Does he buy any goods from anybody?" "Bone of Gua's customers drink ike Goh,” euggested Mr. Rangle “The fish te dead. Ain't you got any Taverenca? Hats off!" oried Rafferty, ‘I was thinking of cooking him to inaugurate the fall opening of my busl- remarked Bepler, the butcher. caught It the same day Ed Jarr comes home ahd the Pename Canal, "Hits From cas Wits. The man who “chases the can” too long and too persistently finally loses his bearings and looks around after @ time to find that it has been ted to him, o 8 6 Because a man is “out on a lark” is no reason why he should develop the notion that he ie @ fine aongeter, ee Edison's remark that Americans eat too much meat leads us to suspect that the Inventor must have @ lot of rich friends who invite him out to dise- Philadelphia Ingutrer, . 8 The New York Supreme Court has 1. eases before It, Nive chance some of those t!gants have of getting a de- cision during Afetime. ° And about this time there are man of us who would giv least a month pay to be back on the old farm, hunt- Ing hickory nuta, ° Tt te news that a actentist has grown without some information on the sub- nerves in a bottle, but most cases of aek the United States? A.C. R. | nerves grow trom bottles. ve a There ts no legal holiday universally * ¢ ¢ w Many lane, throughout the United States,| The reault of a little ha Ppening down Sine eeees Se as Nee For list of legal holidays observed by |in Pennsylvania may be sumined up in the following problem to the various States, see World Almanac, te but he don't show up for days here at Gue'e’—— Muller was on the point of ’ but the cold eye of Gus and the colder eyes of the fish were on him, so he gulped and added ‘‘caf- “Sarr will be here any minute. He oeen't know what present he 1 Presentation speech,” said Rafferty. NO. 7—THE YOUNG BULL, By Paul Potter. (At the Royal Gallery, The Hague.) 1628-1654, Dutch.) Copyright, 1916, by The Pree New York Evening World), — By Randolph Colclough Wilson, .VELLERS who visit Hague invariably search out as the very first and most important | thing to be seen, the famous picture of | by that most pre- ‘Phe Young Bull voctous Dutch painter, In point of reputation, it ts ¢ est animal painting in existence, for the amount of eulogy and oriticiem that it has evoked fills volumes, painting among al those which are called “great,” hae produced more dis- cussion as to ite merits and its de- merits, One hundred years ago it was praised to the skies; to-day the weight of opinion does not give it the supreme position formerly accorded. Its beauty and its power are dent when we understand its meaning. | rested in the Louyre from 1% to I8tb. A pastor of churoh in Rotterdam ex- Pressed it well: "To my thinking Paul Potter's great “Bull” te one of the finest - Bene, ai ful in his short life. A recognized paint- Juat five words, to wit: poker game, five eam, osmiaal Clases Geeiogs. by ths Pree Punta (The Rew York Brening ST TAMMANY CUPBOARD yD ra 77 4 FASSGASAAAKASABABAAAAAAAADARAAAAAAA Mr. Jarr Is the Glad Recipient of a Present He Doesn’t Want LAALALLAALAAAAAAALSAAAAAALAAARALAAL “He knows what it is if his winders | approached the bar, the bunch and the in open,” grumbled Gus, ‘1 don’t know | fi why this fish present Is to be given in thing is to go with the fish my place. 1 ain't lookin’ for no trouble| cept our kind regards and the hi mit the Board of Health.” he'll take the fish out of here quick!” “Here's Dinkston, who's to make the| sald Gi ‘Th " Jerr approaching on foot- eaid Mr. Rangle. ‘Ho's got his ther shoes om, I hear ' “Gimme a carbolic cocktail, Gus. “Where are the gonfalons, the festal eked Mr. Dinkston, eas better have @ good pair of rubber gloves,” muttered Rangle. “Say, j hurry up the orgics! ‘This fish ts get- {ting on my nerves, my olfactory mind your old factory !d Gus, “And I want to get this time Mr. Jarr was in the presence of the fish and his friends. He stood embarrassed, not knowing whether a joke was hoing played on him or not, But the seriousness of | pression on the countenances of all, es- pecially the countenance of the fish, {m- pressed him with the fact that all were | in ernest and that \t was an occasion of ceremonial felicitation rather than a wake over a very large and most un- Pleasant fish. ‘Edward Jarr," began Michael An- gelo Dinksto ‘on ‘dehalf of your friends and neighbors, as @ tribute to your worth as @ man, your gentality as a companion, your experience as & traveller, we, your admiring assoctatcs, desire to present you with thle plscas torial trophy"'— “It's @ fish we caught ourselves," tn- terrupted Mr, Slavinsky, “Don't let ive you mit big words,” orled the others. was getting his oratorical steam up, to Mr. Jarr. “What am I to do with it?” asked Mr. Jarr, ‘If you fellows aren't kid- Potter has done more than produce a fine painting of a number of animals; indeed he has written the true idy! of one thing, What would your wives y if you Drought home a fish thet jain this long awaiting identification, eh ‘But it ain't to be in,” explained Mr, Dinkston, "You are to have it stuffed and mounted by a taxidermist— for a dining room decoration, you er at fifteen, famous at twenty, and be-| Kno fore he died of consumption at the early| ‘*atn't it—um—er, rather large for ite age of twenty-nine, he had by hie enor- asked Mr, Jarr weakly, ‘A fish mous industry reached the point where if rtuffed and mounted, his paintings were in demand by the would m a dining room ornament, rich collectora of Europe. He painted| at) right, but its head would be in the “The Bull" tn 1647, when only twenty-|jatohen and its tail up in the private two. It disappeared for a while, and) hall of our fase tradition saya it was once used by a] “Bear w mani” whispered butcher for hia sign. It ts one of the| Range. ‘ address on Third many paintings that the French car-| avenue where an expert stuffs fishes.” ried off during the Napoleonte cone Huests, and was sent to Paris, where tt Paul Potter was remarkably success: motioned him and the fish toward the door, “But I'm to buy a drink, ain't 1? kes Mr. Jarr. never mind. You'd better hurry Te was taken back'to The Hague in an ambulance wagon, and a popular celee bration was held on the day of ite ReMeTAWn £0 dae dexal But Mr, Dinkston, annoyed that he| should be interfered with Just as he/ lifted up the big tin walter the firh/ was paréy resting on and handed tt | ding me T want to ask you Just this) And he handed Mr, Jarra card and! 4 we oe acused bie dxiende, _ ‘The “Row f Got My First Baise.” ‘The oalary. Bon 1864, Now York City.” PLACE. led with Muabie's which wae @ very rough State at that time, I was an acrobat. Tony Pastor was our clown, The audience was rough and @aid if we didn't sho rything that was on the Ddiile they would treat us to @ dose of lead, Tony finally quit the show. The manager came to me and sa! Pete, you are the only man that can take his Place.” Which I 4@id and made @ hit. I was congratulated by the manager and he sald: “Why, Pete, you play clown as well as Tony did." I then satd: “Do you want me to continue?” He said: “I certainly do.” “Well, if 1 play clown as well as Tony did, I, “T expect Tony's salai je then sald: ny I couldn't pay you Tony's salary. You are just learning.” 68 I quit and started a lemonade stand on the outside, After a woek’s time the manager came to me and said he would give me Tony's salary, which was $0 per week, and also pay mo my former salary for my own act, which was $2 per week. So that made my salary $7 per week, whioh wan my first raise, All because I called the manager's bluff, PETRA CONKLIN, oldest clown living), @ No. It KNOWLEDGE OF CUSTOMERS BROUGHT SUCCESS. I secured a position tn a delicates- sen store for errands and ine!do work. My hours were from 7 o'clock in the morning till 6 n the evening, at $4 per week, I was fourteen old. After three weeks I had equainted with all our cus- One morning one of our whose business it was to go out and get the breakfast and sup- per orders, felt sick and did not re- port for work, The task fell upon me to obtain the orders, as no one élso in the store knew the addresses of the customers. My _ employer asked me {f I thought T was ca- pable of doing so and I told him " He gave me a book and and I was sent out to get the I returned with an order ch and every customer. I made out the orders and then deliv- ered them. In the evening I did Mkew!se. I was putting on my coat to go home when my employer walked up to me and sald: “My boy, I'll give you a well deserved raise of $1." SAMUEL SLOTKIN. No, 26 Henry street, New York. HIS CARE AVERTED AN OF- FICE FIRE, I started by taking care of the stock, One day my employer asked all the stock boys, including myself, to see that the fire pails were filled with water, The others all ref and tuned away. 314 you know that fmtorest. ‘World, Oot. 20, Pattern No, 8039— ‘ with Vest, 34 to 42 bust. 1 Gt ih ses fron ‘Rvoning World will pay © cash prise of G88 fer the best account Story must be true in every dotall and eubdject to confirmation. Tt must give the writer's actual expericice in obtaining his fret increase of Oonfine your narrative to 850 werds ev lese—profera' only one cide of the paper. Address “First Raise Bditer, Rvening World. Weat sth St., Brooklyn, LITTLE CAUSES OF BIG WARS By Albert Payson .'erhune. for many months and gtd beeps ayy of of vest Or that playtal the greatest wars have arisen from are not only @ “Zittie Causes of Big Ware” wili begin im Monday's Mvening BURBAU, Donald Building, 100 West Thirty-second street ¢ ny ate Gimbel Bros.), corner Sixth avenue and Thirty-second tice New York, or sent by mail on receipt of ten cents in coin or stamps for each pattern ordered, IMPORTANT—Write your address plainly and always epecity RRR A AA AOR ARADO OOORIS aantaees weer > at THE EVENING WORLD MAY MANTON FASil\ EEE Add two cents for letter postage if in o hurry. The Evening World Daily Magazine, Friday. Octobes 17° 1919 ee Can You Beat It? @ PREACH ECONOMY, EDDIE, IT'S ALWAYS DIVERTING my employer that I would take cars of the pails. One time the beit caught fire, Right next to it were Iso caught fire, were two oil ¢: When the fire was discov body grabbed the fire p: after a tew minutes of exe the fire was extinguished. TI told that the hom wanted to see me. The poss was smiling when I walked to his desk. He exclaimed: “Joe, I raise you one dollar, and it is for you to find out why.” JOSEPH JACOBSON, No. $8 First etreet, New York Ci A BENEFICENT JOKE BROUGHT: EXTRA PAY. On leaving school I entered & pharmacy. The working force con- sisted of my employer, his son Johm and myself. One morning John came in alightly intoxicated. Hie father reprimanded him, but he indignantly requested his father to mind his ows business, He then proceeded to watt upon a poorly dressed women whe wanted paregoric for a sick chilé. ‘The paregoric and laudanum bottles were kept on the samo shel serving the customer, instead of re- placing the paregoric on the ahelf, John carried on a protracted conver sation over the teleplione with @ lady friend. During the conversation replaced the paregoric on the shelf and put the faudanum bottle on the courter. When he went to put the bottle back he was horrified, as he believed he had sold laudanum for paregoric. He rushed to the street to Intercept the customer, but too late. In the moan time I told John’s father about the joke and he told me to keep quiet about !t. John and broke down, belteving his fi would be sued and himself ob with manslaughter, He declared he would nevor drink another drop. That occurred fourteen years ago and he has kept hia word. That week bie father gave Me my first raise, ROBERT W. BAL, 806 Park avenue, Bridgeport, Cons, “HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION? LED TO PROMOTION. I started as office boy, receiving $4 per week as a salary. After be- ing employed about s!x months, the fact that I was spending more than I really earned just drove me to ask for a raine, After a few minutes of polite conversation with my em- ployer, I said earnestiy: “What would you do if you were in my place, earning my wages and had to take out of that carfare and lunch money, to say nothing of the cost of clothes, &." The following week T found in my pay envelope an extra dollar. MJ NERY, No. 1% Elghth stre latand City. once caused @ confiict that ranken man's bride started one mighty war? And trivial blouses al skirts to matoh and a’, of contrasting — ma jals, ax plaid or d sik to be Fhe vest portions are tachal to the lout Deneath the revers. To make the blo with ‘peplum will re, 4 yar of mater de 8, 2% Pattern No. Site to 42 inches bust mage ure. ‘ ra plain skirt, +t Ae