The evening world. Newspaper, October 14, 1913, Page 18

scour ey att The Evening World Daily Magazine. Tuesday. October 14. 1913 STARLISHED NY JOSEPH PULITZER, Published Daily Kacept Sunday by the Prese Publishing Co 63 Parke Row, New York, idiot RALPH PULITZER, President, 68 Park Row. J. ANGUS KHAW, Treasurer, 63 Park Row. JOSEPH PULITZER, Jr, Beoretary, 63 Park Row. ECONOMIZE ! Copmright, 1918, by ‘The Prem Publishing Co, (Toe New Tork Besning World) AD loves “to no stich atreate dust aro turned, as, butled once, mom D want dug up again!” VOLUME 54.......55 Esp eseveeeererereeegne eee NO. 19,047 WIPE OUT THE BOMB TRUST. B' or no bluff, the Monroe street outrage calle for more of A woman often fancies that she fs receiving a compliment whem she is merely swallowing a pill of tmpertinence, rolled in the sugar of flattery. A bride needn't hesitate to invite her husband's old girls to dinner— but if she ie a wise wife she will be careful to refrain from inviting aay new ones. | the same good work the police have done in putting the dyna- mite gang under lock and key. There could be no greater satisfaction to the city than to get at the very roote of the sinister \ Black Hand leagues that have terrorized certain sections. \ The police can make round-ups. Rut the people themselves | must help to make the clean-up effective and lasting. All Black Hand aystems of blackmail and outrage feed upon fear and secrecy. Without submission and silence on the part of ita) victims the boldest Black Hand organisation is forced out of busines. | A few weeks since the Chairman of the Fast Sida Neighborhood Aesso- | #}Ml ciation, urging that the east side be allowed to take the lead in its own housecleaning, declared: “On our shopkeepers and others who have) aubmitted to blackmail reste moat of the responsibility for ridding | @ureelves of these criminals.” | Now that the police have made progress in netting the worst of | the bomb-throwers, It the east side master its terror and eilence | and organize to atainp out the remnante of the Black Hand with conr- | age and exposure. Self-sacrifice {x the soul of love, and a real soulmate is not one who | keeps on saying, “Darling, you are the light of my existence!” but one who says, “Darling. you can go to the bridge club and I'll take care of the baby.’ After a man has known a few dozen women he doesn't ask Bimself the girl he contemplates marrying, “Will she entertain me?” but "Will she let me live in peace?” | ‘An “understanding” between » man and a woman {s a case in which | the girl understands that the man doesn't intend to propose, but thinks that |she can make him, and in which the man understands that she expects him to propose, but thinks thet he can manage to escape. ‘The “woman problem” to-day {s not that of the girl in the white lights, | but that of the girl in the dim light of # hall bedroom. Not that of the | girl with a “past,” but that of the girl without a future. rl Por once the cowards in the crew got the worst of it. Thev were lost. Fitrting 1s @ sort of explorer’s fever. It takes such a hold on you thet, after a while, you are just as anxfous to discover a new brand of kiss or a new form of love-making as Peary was to discover the Pole, a WHOSE ORDERS? 4 of these days one of the huge auto mail trucks that hurtle | O through this town like steel cyclones will smash clean! through a trolley car or mow down a crosewalk full of people. | The reckless way in which these heavy vans hurl themselves through the streets in utter disregard of traffic and crossings is an amazing assault upon the nerves and safety of the public. Everybody is glad to see the mails hurried on their way. Al-| though horses managed for years to drag them around fast sondy| for all purposes, the auto wagons are no doubt a great improvement, But who has ordered the drivers of these great motor trucks to dash Why fs it that, no matter how much a man thinks of one woman, he can't help thinking of a lot of others at the same time? we Anecdotes of the Old-Time Actors w By Edw. Le Roy Rice. (Author of “Monarchs of Minstrelsy, from Daddy Rice to Date,” ete. up to the there's a gentieman In one of the fromt seats exposed a two-dolier DIM. Shall 3 ateer him up against the eracet™ Still Another Stetson. ROBABLY one of the very best of of & large number of Stetson atorien was one that pertained to ‘hem to and fro like mad and let the public take care of itself as) t pris was one that pertained te ply Leacwoboclyg ‘oul | deceased, . |] T 10 related of Dan Betohell, the eam ia A party of prominent theatrical men I actor, who went te cea in 1085 end ~ was in the managers private office was never heard of again, that he What a mercy Dictator Huerta is no more to us than President | sercier tin aforementioned acter. | Wa something foc Higpissei heres Sr eee ee woe 2.iylstar J — Hie habits, mode of dress, peculiarities, | Ing the fact that he shone in euch plage r | talents and other subjects came up for| ae “Hamiet” and others of 1!ke nature. @ipeussion in the course of the con-| At the olf Varieties Theatre in New versation. At length one of the gentie-| Orleans many years ago, where Bet- men, turning to Stetson, said: chell was appearing, it was the eustom “Sou know John; Le's a vegetarian.” | to give benefits to the actors, At euah “Te that 207 sald Stetson.” I didn't | times the beneficiary would te the re SOON WE SHALL KNOW. W' ARE GLAD to hear that Seth Low and his National Civic . Federation are to pitch in and take an inventory of social think he -vae as old as that.” ciplaat of) 8 vasuente prem ee aes i and economic conditions in thie country in order to tell us The Brace Game. Seeaity atteaten (nth body. © whether we are going forward, backward or sideways. Reformers had #retty near convinced us that we work harder for what we get and | ato) have less of it when we get it, that when wealth is passed out fhe deal is crookeder and crookeder, thet our children don’t look up to us enough, and that each succeeding year finds up fuller of sin and cussedness, eereerer reer errr rer rer rr rer rere eee telling when, at the outset of|lndies of the company, who wae @ |} ry Dl he aspired to be @| fragt 14 exceedingly thin little per- U U The Jarrs Come Back in Triumph Baikoee ih tle Tauite CY, BANINGrR|bnt wan oan and opened an establishment that was| “What do you think the club will give | O) => ___ To Their Former Harlem Haunts) "rset shoe't ie vnre| rm noe Tan en nd M* THATCHER never tired of} On a certatn occasion, one of the i FHKAAAAANAASABPSAAADAASAAAAAAAAAAAA| was o weil known gambler, who had/ latter. | brought to the new pi an aged col-| “I understand,” sata the slender ene,” ||’ Yet somehow we feel chipper and hopefu! and incli Panama Canal, that I could &ise every! mean yourself with by making aese-jand Slavinsky and Bepler and Muller] oreq gservitor, who had for-| that I t ovented with a bate Maybe CORBSE 8 pet! and inclined to keep corner in Harlem!” lates of, euppose they are all at the/and Rangle and Rafferty, the wholelmeriy been in hin employ. Steoltinn 4k carmen esseneten ta cent on, Maybe we ought not-to. It will be a comfort to have the Hon. lo |.‘ trust you wilt restrain your osou-|pler making a show of us in front of| bunch, had imbibed @ little while walt-| One evening, le Mr. Thatcher waslearly days of the Crescent City.) 1) Seth tackle the problem, figure out the answer and tell us if we are Q latory greetings et the corner where|MY friends'” a eihewe” ing for the ship? In such a atate of |snowing hie place of amusement to al really don’t know how to thank them’ on the right track. ! that man Gus hes his ealoon!” retorted} “Oh, they aren't such dad fellows, ager enthusiaem they might hire ®)gentieman whose acquaintance with ct 23 ‘Mre. Jerr. “ that reminds me—|eaid Or. Jare. But he felt a little} band or come down the bay on a tug varlety shows was extremely limited, | carefully noting the la@y’s narrow ‘ : caammamemeemend ‘euppose that dreadful Gus and that| worried. Suppose—the ship had ie with banners inscribed: and whose good graces Thatcher was] mensions; ‘ t I would wear it { “To run the cRy from Jan. 4 to Sept. 4 cost $364,000,197."— awful set of men that you WILL de-! delayed by a heavy fos—suppose ‘WELCOME i TO EDWARD |angious to retain, “Old Tom’ ehambied | to my heart.” News item. No very long run for the anoney. He was going to make some excuses in advance for the greeters, but Mrs. Jarr’s mind was focussed on another Phase of the return reception. she eal4, after knitting her brows, ‘I KNOW Clara Mudridge-Gmith will have her town car down to the pier 4 I know Mra. Stryver will have HER car too, I do hope Mr. Sees ee Covi, RIM, YoeT Evening Werte WHEN IN DOUBT—DON’T. 66] WONDER who al! wit be at the meet " aaked Mi oe Mitchel and McCall, not to mention other promi | ee a be Jarr, ae the Cina ed os . team! , \o e nent townsfolk, have got to decide whether they will go and sit Peenaalird borg peal She's the guvh- Covmright, 1918, by The Prew Publi@inging Ge, (The New York Evening Worl). on the platform with Mrs. Pankhurst at Madison Square Gar-|test thing! And ahe is liable to make Tee ‘a Heap of Difference be- | that he must Work hie Way through or How to Choose Your Occupatio The Duties, Chances and Salaries in Various Lines of We ——By Celis K. Husik—— Coprright, 1018, by The Pres Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World). -_ 26.—Typesetter. Almost all successful typesetters be- Optimettes. By Clarence L. Cullen den next Sunday evening. The invitations are out an aa vig # fuen over us, a though we tween Facing It Out and being| around the Bunch—but the Flag-Beater| you and little Willie can ride uptown long to the union of their ne é 5 iv. My "| hdl ae — — . yver al can the most important branches of| must be members of the tea! William J, Bryan is bidden and will probably go if there in eny |{ather than ® twenty-Gve day top The Bravest] The Cry-Baby with Whiskere Does] home in Clara's car. the printing trade and requires @| (inion. bea a 'Y |} Panama Canal and the West Indies Net Belong! “We have only two steamer trunks | certain amount of skill which can only! ‘The only way to learn the work o! Man we Know i¢ @ Widower who, Hving since his chance of hearing himself. Mayor Kline is also invited, along with] “wen, 1 won't be peevish to seo the mt Vi ai t re only away Andrew Carnegie and Vincent Astor. Most of these gentlemen are pan ite Be cea? ak Mh vid envagh to ave their characters formed, and if they want to take|Jarr. ‘Dor gone it! 1 feel eo eled —_ and four suitcases and handbags; we| i 0 4 \ z acquired by experience. Therefore the| typesetting {s to enter @ printing sho! Wess: Wt ear ore Pivviegss Wega ies DANE the Deemer 8 Mrs, Btry-| se perienced reliable tynesetter In a valu-|a8 an apprentice, Three to five years’ Blame it on “Destiny when vera car and half in ra Mudridge- aia In the printing business, is the time usually required to completa / Works Out Right, why, then WI 416 it! ia car—we'l eave about two Go! Geaae “1 Miladi says » fool and his folly was never parted. nate H oe" — and ‘Mrs. Longworth is going on a trip om around the world, but she will leave| Never Lets On that he Hears 'Rm! Sager friends’ aptos and the baggage, and It} paper printing offices working the lino- “Home, 8weet| There are Times when we Wish that/doean’t look nice to have your friends | type machines. our “Candid” Friends were a Bit more| come down to meet you at the pier ant Candied! then let them ride home in the street: cars. Still, you can eee they get taxie— vs suk tinge a 4 the term of apprenticesnip. All learners the risk let them sit by. iti t home, even if we had one grand Bereavemen' spit lara expresnage—but what wil’ 1 do| There are several defiiitc classes of it sit by. But to political candidates at a critical time |i0.f' nee nating the water into. the Tiny Furnishes| 4 rignt 19 Always Burning tm the|adout mother and Mrs. Rangle? typesettere or compositors, The job] Tecelve a amall wage during the perios 4 it be M question 2 see with militants the eafest counsel je, | xem = Flat, Watene to| 1a of the Up-and-In Club! “Why, what about them?" compoutter e:nployed in the setting of |ocutny alee ot” aiep anat ta) ion’t. Leave it to daredevils like Julius A . a — “They'll be there too, and maybe Mrs. | type for books is one of tiem, Another . | 2 Harburger. Hits From Sharp Wits. he peer “Tapering Off" te Toying with the fe| Kittingly, if she is in town, and the Ter- | very important class of compositors con-| over ia cee ne par, Bee) a Fate squeaking | (Oe Stornine te Rasating with iti willigere—we can't take them in oUr|siste of the men enaaged In the nows-|of three te hve secre tre. youre mf becomes @ journeyman printer, or com: Positor, entitled to full pay, Hvery young man wiio desires to be-| Most typesetters receive from 8% to $3 | come a typenetior must possens per week. Foremen in printing offices} definite liking for mechanical recelve more, Ti Cos Cob Nature Notes HE editor of the Greenwich Graphic can ait in hia office window and nee * " don’ for the taxis.” highest paid men ! more autos Ko bs! than anybody else we know, He says that sometimes | Nim at home—-somebody’s got to Aol a Fate te so uned to being Bawled Out} Wut don’t you pay for the } must have a quickness of eye, be rapid Ine of business ; . , sp , are those eni 6) pasa in one hour. If they average a value of $2,000 each that is @ after the poodle. “They Sa: also, that it le Hopeless | that she doesn't even Stuff Cotton In Pe ah ee Me aan AST xp polity Ge AE ALT linea ec ue te Pritts: Le for a Woman to Marry a Man to Re- her Ears any more! to try to raise camels) form him—and Slews of Men all over million dollars an hour scooting by the poor editor, and hi ‘The Best Kind of Probation ts the Gort ° ind of jon It was ever thus! While the editor of the Graphic is count! wide jake. He must eypecially be @|This work requires special care tting none of tt.| emey are go enough money left to buy an evening ; ; fy alte thrice goin t0)s5y to Calne cores Bs, master of spelling and punctuation and| skill, These men receive as high as Of the News in throwing fite, He needs some catnip. pli bevagde Cemee es ox get a RUMP) the World a: bala Reformed in Just| which we Impose upon Ourselves! paper’ tney' all club tomether and |BAY® © good rrammar school education. | por week. teh By letting Ailas D. Ritch keep on deing tax coliector and Norgustus Nap rie 8 that Way all the Time Rverywhere! said Mre, Jarr. ne Face the Facts — they've deen Known to Shrink! ayer n@ at the office!’ sald Mr. Ja You can Easily Afford to Turn your! unin pet the boye will be glad to see Deat Ear to the Advice of the Man|nacy, 1 guess they'll Ald, de at the ? * ‘De Qair cut? I¢ might make him ° who Never Made a Mistake per, for they won't be able to walt til! Acquitted. fer hog tN laeoleghoradl Satay dushwayman, R. Jay has saved his town counselship for seomia wut yesterday that A. Say waa standing up in tom another apell. It] Maybe that alit in the skirt t@ 0) on, niterence detween Dissatinfac- if up in town meetings saying that | enable women to jump to @ conclusion Silas and Norguatus had brought ruin to the town In spite of hin, and that |more. readily.Commercial Appeal, | HOR €n4 Discontentment ts that the things must be changed. They were It is worth about three times as much | Memphis | Former looks ter 6 Remedy and the to be tax collector and highwayman as it ia to be a temporary eelectman, as oe Latter merely Whimpers! they were then. , _— ji inks that what his State Passing through the pleasant village of Norwalk recently we observed Gov, Blease thinks that what his Gelf-Commiseration is merely Self- 4 needs moat is good horse racing and — 3 to-morrow, ¢! be | Ebenezer John Hill, our former Congressman whom Jeremiah Donovan replaced, | nonest poke ‘which te exactly what we| Hove gone to seed! There are Symptoms that Folks in Ms Pali men i about fics up Dr tostase oe ‘ale Wane — io heey Sy agate ote | sitting on his plasza contemplating the new pavement laid in Ma vicinage. He| would expect the South Caroling Execu- ania Genera: are Getting Bick of the "EM-|G.cnon Dike and dredging out the reper pong lela vcung Mel parla bea REN on panelling looked sort of lonely and ead, perhapa at not being in Washington to see rd as crying necessities. Fight Fans have a Mighty Soft) ciency" Shidboleth—but the Really Effl-| cicaracha side. Anyway, it's good to 4 ' meni oat be, Democrats ruining the country and his foundry, Some say that Ebeneser John tO Feeling for | + Pug who Gete up|cient Ones are Going Right om about! n9 pack,” added Mr. Jarr—"to have the| ot jong stnce married, ond everything salled| "The Jeconburgs,” she said, ia the manne of is likely to run for the Senatorial nomination against the man called Brandegee, | Taking into co ation the fact that | with @ Grin ajt-r Taking the Count|the® Lusinesst OM friends cluster around you and with | gong steely fore few daye, But the captain wag| OB "he coudescands wearily, do mot out t who now has it on the Republican alde, next fall. We all hope eo, Then|New York n churches more than A —_— trembting, happy volces say “Welcome | called out early one morning by 0 tenant, | v8til the seventh year!''—Boston Joussal, if Gov. Baldwin runs on the Democratic side the State will be in luck either [anything else in| for Nine! Consider how Léttie it Availed the) some # alae way it comes out. eomewhat surprising to read that about ‘eemae Serene Folk who Sleep in God's Acre te] hire Jarr commenced to dabble her Kena nell for 4 cents @ dosen. Corn whioh the hene eat to make them lay is $2 per bagtul, while they just loaf around. We de not know what the hens are coming to, they refusing to set in the spring or to lay tn the fall. Can it be nome echo of the activities of the Greenwich Equa! Franchise League? John Wolcott Adame, the artist, saya the fall tints that now prevail cannot be painted without using all the colors on the palette. This means that there in some range in the show, We like to see the vend in the road carpeted with teaves ari the woodbine ecariet slong the la, with yellow poison ivy and the reds of the sour gum to keep !t company, Speaking of leaves, it is now against the law to burn them up without The Trouble with @ Btretch-Runner ta] Worry about the Past! vere ot amet! LITTLE CAUSES OF BIG WARS thing he did for the country In not By Albert Payson Terhune. naming the disease after himsclt nus ven tee Gh se plihinig ‘Just about the limit In newspaper it: |] S80 MAY menthe Gnd cost thensnade Of lives? Ov ‘0 @runken mas’ twenty of these edifices have, within the Past year or two, been tumed into ga- rages and theatres, ee eyes with her handkerchief, ‘I do hope the boat won't be delayed in docking or that the customs inspectors won't keep us long, for T wouldn’t have them got fatigued waiting for ue—our friends, I mean.” ‘The postmaster would be in wilkla halt “Oh, there won't de any delay about . He there anything 1 cam do for sout”® the custama inspection; I guess the boss asked. fas attended to that,” aid Mr, Jarr, “We'll be rushed right through in no L . Dr. Pits, the Glscoverer of appendi- at & permit from the fire warden. 1¢ ts much wiser te rake them inte a heap |lustrations has been ‘committed’ by a time,’ wan 8 wiry little mineyearoM uf she’ “He's mot beck yet," the clerk ted his, «tp ue to put on the garden or flower beds next crear. |so-called “metropolitan” sheet which “There's the pier! flout) Bad ond he was ber tall, Moliryuinss, thero anything I can do for sou, ar can 1 tell aiem perpetual motion in soll improvement that would work | prints a picture of Miss Ruth Hildreth, And look! @ee the big crowd! I can’ five, with long curls es) something when be comest” who was killed by Beachey’s aeroplane, distinguish them individually from here! me "No; there ain't pothing’ ; dog et up ene of his rabbits last week. The week | which wan posed por ard sen a friends are there!” cafenlh~ the postmaster was be ony = bid it in the Heo petme to lack |a baby of - , " tea pnle fageiren 026 igs, Degenberng,” be ont. \-Grate Gia.