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. ead other costly worke shall be decently and economically built. ey Clorld, ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER, Published Dally Excopr su the Press Publish! Nos. §3 t eat Now. Kew Fora, e company, No 7 JOSEPH PULITZER, Jr., Secretary, 63 Park Row, at the Post-OMfice at New York as Becond-Class Matter. to The ening|Wer England and the Continent and ‘World for the United States All Countries in the International and Canada ital Ui VOLUME 54.....cscccccewecessescsccssesecsees NO. 19,044 DON’T PUT IT OFF. ON’T FORGET, if you didn’t do it yesterday, that to-day—| D this evening—is the time to register. Tho booths are open | until 10 o'clock to-night. After to-day only two days, Oct. 17 and 18, remain for registration and something may happen to keep yeu away. Do it to-day—this evening—and make sure of it. Three weeks from next Tuesday you will have your chance to| @sy whether Tammany shall pour tbe city’s millions into the itching, watting palms of its pet agents and contractors or whether subways Three weeks from next Tuesday you will have your chance to say whether New York shall be delivered into the hands of the gang who talk economy with their tongues in their cheeks or go forward under the honest, efficient management of men with clean records, Don’t lose the chance to cast your vote Nov. 4. Register before yeu sleep to-night. a tn granting the taxicab companies a further continuation of their {njunctions against the new ordinance Judge Ingraham of the Appel- late Division of the Supreme Court remarks: “We have stood this thing for twenty years. | guess we can stand it for a couple of weeks longer.” Why not? The court has all the time there {s, and what was time made for if not to teach the public the virtues of patience and long suffering? a LAZY JUDGES. AZY JUDGES are to blame for the law’s notorious delay here- L about if we believe Franklin Pierce of the New York County Lawyers’ Association. If each of our present judges in this vicinity would agree to make a business man’s day of it and sit from 10 A. M. to 5 P. M. their combined efforts, according to Mr. Pierce, could dispose of half the law cases of the United States. It has been the custom to cast impersonal blame for slow-moving, justice in our courts upon involved procedure and red tape. Putting it up to the judges themselves has the advantage of supplying some- body at whom to point a finger and contains enough truth to set one thinking. To what extent does the law become ponderous and unwieldy be- cause of the unwieldy and ponderous inertia of many of those whose function it is to interpret it? Does the majesty of the law too often find itself forced to slow down to a enail’s pace to keep step with the pompous, self-indulgent gait of its magistrates? —_———_-4-2—___— “The cleverest men are cleverer than the cleverest women, and the most foolish men are more foolish than the most foolish wom- en,” declares the crack psychologist of the London County Council, according to a Sun despatch. In short, man and woman are much alike, only man is more 60. THE TOWN IS WORTH IT. A’ PLANNING EXHIBITION will be held in the Public Library Building from Nov. 24 to Dec. 6. Make up your mind to eee it and remember it. Meanwhile read about it, think about it, talk about it when opportunity offers. Learn what other cities have done by taking themselves in hand in time. Con- vince yourself that even the busiest city on earth doesn’t have to grow hit or mise. It is neither the best way, nor the most beautifuP way nor is it even the cheapest way. Learn how the finest cities in the world have made themselves what they are by thinking ahead, plan- ning, imagination. New York is worth a forethought. Such a week! Business Is ashamed to took at its batting average. SSE VACATIONS THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN. vacation in July or August is bound to ask herself whether A she gete her full money’s worth of reat and fun from that twe weeks. For the last month thousands of girls have been revolving in their minds that question. Was the fortnight’s holiday this year a hundred dollar sojourn at some hotel spent in uncomfortable con templation of the clothes and fixings a working girl can't afford to have, or was it something better worth while? How many girls in this city who remember their holiday mainly for its sorry effect on their savings account would be glad to hear how more than a thousand other girls enjoyed two weeks of boating, ewim- ming, walking, corn roasts, marshmallow toasts and camping parties with no end of fun and good food at a cost to each vacationer of $7.95 for the whole two weeks? ; How and where it was done—for $3.50 per week and a ninety-five cent round-trip ticket from New York—is fully described in The Sunday World Magazine for to-morrow, And there’s another year coming. nd Five hundred and twenty-one years ago to-morrow this cont!- nent got in front of a Genoese skipper on his way to India and suffered serious and permanent discovery. Hits From Sharp Wits Meanwhile the eleton in many & Balkane are so far apart; they would mah's closet is @ gorgeous walstcost;)make euch good scrapping neighbors. that he dares not wear. ¢ ¢ eee Now that t over some of 1 burlesque shows te indignation al! atirree up. have to be signed.—Memphis Commer- cial Appeal, ee Having Insured his fingers for $200,000, we presume Jan Kubelie will stand pat on his present hand ait our righteous France reports @ shortage in the champagne crop, but ite $000 barrels whould be eno! gh to get pickled on. Maxuio Teyte is to wear @ man's sult this season, showing the logical devel- pment of the elit skirt from “it” to “them. —~Caicago Hows, ‘The locks of the canal have been tented. No, Myrtle, it was not @ lock- omith but o tugboas that Made the teat, | hes 0 ay ib The Michigan chap who has undee- gone forty-two operations in the last ten years ie probably glad to be above ground, but he must feel like a bh of thinly sliced bacon at that.—Loutsville journal. cee ‘The friendship of a baby and the loyalty of @ dog are two things that ee ! Boseton &@ meeting of the Farmers’ | Europe are starting a back-to-the-farm 'Y GIRL who works fifty weeks in the year with a two-weeks’ | ——— nm (The National Congrems A. P. Sandell, Secretary for Agriculture for Ohto, made a vigorous plea for the need of women on the fa aying: cultivating movement for women, all of whieh, with the return of our Government's In- vestigating Commission from abroad, in behalf of long-term loans for farmers, seems to indicate a strong undercurrent [in the direction of MORE FARMING. , And the movement is a wise one, With of woman 18 @| the advent of easier methods to secure bigger job to-day | money to work farms the proverbial tmn making poer | “mortgage on the farm" will be practi ground yield, cally a thing of the past. Certainly this “We can't keepin one big way for relieving the conges- the boys on the| tions of the cities, farm unless That woman must play HER PART the in enlarging our field resources in a point\ well taken by Mr, Sandell. The former reluctance on the part of wom- an for being on an isolated farm was not without reason, But at present, with telephones and Post and electricity and automo! I a part of At the name time titled women taj the farm equipment, the old hardehtps keep girls! he present price of women's re sending all the sa- Yes, Dear! 3% STOP THAT INFERNAL SMOKING: DO You TANK THIS 1S A SMOKE HOUSE! THROW THAT VILE THING AWAY! OON'T Ler ME CATCH You SMOKING egret. 1013, by the Pree Publishing Co Women and the “Call of the Farm” { Sees. The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday: Octob New York Breming World) | WON'T LEASE Tne CITY HALL 7% ANYBopy WHO tkeeps PETS — haf Do Too MUCH Copyright, 1913, ( y ‘The Pree Publishing Co. (The New York Ereoing World), are being dally eliminated. Inventors are constantly at work on new farm implements that are taking much of the hard labor which jo the routine uf work sordid in- deed, While the actual work of farme ing wiht hardty be universally PRAC- TM8HD by women, yet entering this field an a means of livelihood has its reat advantages in preference to the shop, the factory, the office. Already women who have country homes where considerable farming is done prefer to remain th: ALL THE YHAR ROUND, since acc to the olty is go easy, Many leas pretentious homer that formerly were SUMMER places only are now being reconstructed with a view to the occupants remaining all winter if desirable. The great all around advantages of the country in preference to the city are well known. ‘There is only one step in this grow- "AWE TAAT NASTY TI Our IT ANY! F YOUR mount” A PILTHY Hae y ) By Sophie Irene Loeb er 11° 1913" ) By Maurice Ketten PETS ? | HAVE No PETS. TAM FREE ano INDEPENDENT. Beueve NE! Ask MURPHY For REFERENCES ing destre to remain in the suburbe— which leads to rea! FARMING. Every- where is being chronicled cesses of women at the farms and farms for the production and oultivation of flowers for city markets. In these cases the brains of woman and her managerint q) Proved of merit in the m: Ufc production, The many women who must needs work in the city in the pur- suit of a livelihood might well consider this avenue as perhaps a HAPPIER means than they have heretofore en- Joyed. THE 8. ONES TO “KID.” “That Joke you printed about your wife—did it muke her angry?” “Bless you, no. I spent a half hour trying to explain the point of it to her and finally got angry myself.’"—Bst Louis Repubite. HELLO, HENRY ' TRY ONE OF THEE “YOUVE GoT To STOP) THROW 'EM ALL Our! “I merely started to. Monnens tis, by The Prem Publuiing to. (The New York Hrening Word, Chats on Painless Ways of ‘‘Breaking Off” a Flirtation. wa a girl that T used to love!” sighed the Mere Man, blonde in @ mauve velvet hat dashed by In @ glitt She eyes followed the car quizzically. n't seem to love you any more," she remarked thoughtfully. eres to KNOW you when you bowed.” declared the Mere Man, repincing his hat, unblushingty. But, no doubt her conscience hur: her. She turned me down for a tin soldier in braes buttons—and the dancing set! Jilted me in cold blood for a papiér maché hero in shoulder straps and gold bratd! Cut me dead"— “How nice of you to BAY so!” broke fn the Rib, turning to gaze upon him with a sudden light of interest in her eyes. ‘How did you make her, do 17" “Wh-what?" The Mere Man stopped on the sidewalk in astonishment. “Did you introduce them and then leave them alone toxether—so that you could act madly jealous, and then go off in a huff?" explained the Rib sweetly. “I don't know what you mean,” declared the Mere Man, turning pink to the roots of hie hair. “Or did you drive her to flirt with him by a gradual course of indifference @nd the cold water treatment?’ pursued the Rib relentlessly. “I mean,” she went on to explain, as the Mere Man turned redder and began flicking the curbstone nervously with his cane, “that @ man's {dea ‘of getting out of a flirtation with honor is to do something eo dishonorable Or #0 examperating that the girl la forced to take the Initiative and break ft off herself.” “Well,” protested the Mere Man desperately, “no gentleman will do the MMt—the, er—breaking off.” “No,” agreed the Rib, “he merely breaks his appointments and his promises nd her {Illusions and her heart. And then, if he can lure her into a@ filrtation with somebody else, at the psychological moment he can emerge nobly in the character of the ‘injured party,’ and walk right off with the glorified and exalted satiafaction of an escaped martyr.” j Hearts Painlessly Extracted. } ‘onsense!” cried the Mere Man testily, “Every man has @ conscience.” “A ‘bump of self-preservation’ by any other name would sound es noble!” scoffed the Rib, “And besides,” rejoined the Mere Man, “I never saw a woman who had to be lured or forced into another filrtation. They all snap at it*—— “As @ drowning man at a straw!” interpolated the Rib. “It's their only chance of honorable escape. When a man begine breaking engagements and Jooking bored and acting ‘dutiful’ a woman HAS to pretend to be interested in somebody else for the sake of her self-respect. And this, of course, gives him the opportunity he has been seeking; the chance for him to preten@ to be Jealous, and for both of them to pretend to quarrel and for the girl to pretend to break {t off, and"—— “Thua all the love-game's a pretense,” broke in the Mere Man mockingly, “and all the men and women merely pretenders! Oh, well, when you are going to cut off an annoying appendix or a bad finger you give the patient cocaine, don't you? And when you are going to cut out a flirtation you give your conscience cocaine, and each other”—— “A good excuse!” finished the Rib. suppose an anesthetic 18 neces- sary in a sentimental! surgical operation,” she added sadly, ‘“juet as in any- thing else painful.” “And the end of @ love affair i# always SO painful!” sighed the Mere Man, “Sometimes I shudder when I think of it," and he shook himself nervously. “When you think of what, Mr. Cutting?” tnquired the Rib. “When I think that some day you, too, will turn me down—cut me out Jit _me in cold blood “There, there, Bobby’ sald the Rib, soothingly: “T never shall!” iggy “WHAT?” The Mere Man looked up in alarm. . “I wouldn't give you that comfort and satisfaction,” declared the Rib firmly. 2 “Not even if T should do something awful, something unforgivable?’ urged the Mere Man. “Not even if T should break your SIlueione and my dates, and"—— No,” repeated the Rib postively. “Never! Why, 'N—I'll MARRY you The Week’s Wash | By Martin Green Capsright, 1918, by The Pres Pitblishing Ca, (The New York Evening World). GE RTOW that the entire police force “Then the handwriting experts are to N has been assigned to prevent registration fra hea o fe ought to have an honest election this hey find a case where a repeater forged the name of or course they will be una forger. Then what election officers the walle Boing to prosecute for permitting tem of rekistra-|the forgery—the Democrats, the Repu nm was abol-|ticans, the Fustontate or the Socialist said the|'I'hey will all be there; they will y man, ‘'welness the signatures! had) any- bat honest | Mr, We can't han a gore throat before the thing but| campaign is over." elections. was conclu. established { Good Old Scand j when Mr, Hearst, after long clamoring, got his recount and discov- ered, to his amazement, that the elec- tion he had denounced as the crookedest in history had been honestly managed and honestly counted. “The howl of fraud before every elec- tion has passed beyond the stage when it was ® joke. [t has come to be an annoyance, Mayor Kiine, in sending a apecial order to Commissioner Waldo to take charge of the registration, was im- posed on by the wild-eyed alarms “Commissioner Waldo has no right to take charge of the regi than he hae to take charge of ball games at the Polo Groun “The registration ts in cha State Superintendent of Elections. ‘The law provides for @ bi-partisan election board at each place of registration, All Parties are entitled to propar represtn- tation, The police are specifically cluded from polling places and are sla- tioned outalde solely for the purpose of preserving order and the public peace, “The star bonehead play of the alleged campaign to stop illegal registration and voting has been sprung by some Intel lectual giant in the Fusion headquar- t He has urranged to have all the poll books submitted to handwriting experts In order to determine whether the slanatures at the time of registra- tion and the time of voting ar. the se PEAKING of baseball,” pe- S markead the head polisher, “I nee the old scandal about the tickets is up again. “If the crop of suckers wasn’t overwhelming, n, “there wouldn't undal. ‘The prevailing willing to pay 80 for the privilege of sitting in a damp concrete grandstand to witness three games of basebal! that cannot possibly average up any hetter than three ordinary games during the season the speculators will commit anything up to murder to get their clamps on the boob money. The same people who buy baseball tickets trem culators buy flathouses for tazteab 1@ walters, crooked theatp’ heck privilege ervants. In thetr the town a@ hothouse 4 time they get stung T giv sald the head polisher, that Thomas Mott Osberne, after his week de juze in Auburn ai “{t 1s possible that the gentleman who|prison, says the system of herding men pulled tht rtling idea has never cast |into penal institutions robs them of thelr a vote. T eme could not have any | individuality,” ponstble effect on the result of the elec-| ‘Then let's give the poor, tion, for the checking up cannot be done until after the vote is cast and counted. timinals individual prison the laundry ma _— HOW I GOT MY FIRST RAISE The Evening World will pay a cash prize of $25 for the best eccount-ef “tow I Got My First Rei detail and subject ¢o confirmation, ‘Tee story must be true in ever: - qmust give the writer's actual Feb tt ey in obtaining his first increase of Whe ctr. ex. ior what service or series of services was the raise awarded? cumstances caused ft? Tell the story briefly, simply, naturally, contin ¥ may 4 ao an les: referably 1 | Ine your narrative to Is or less—preferably less, Welte on only one side of the paper, Address “First Raise Editor, Evening Wi , |] Se Sos Newe York Chey.” ate adres Rell