The evening world. Newspaper, October 9, 1913, Page 20

it Penta eee = The ESSeoee World Daily Magazine. Thursday, October 9, ESTABLISHED EY JOSEPH PUT.ITZER. 191538 ifust Pets (stilts) By: ‘Maurice Kettent af TATSER, peameren 4 ty Row, 4 * 3 Parl 7. sonar PULITZER Jee secretary, 68 Pare Row. Post-Office at ae at the Borer Second Matter, Gubsrription Mates to The Tvening |For iongians and. the, Contine For imngiand and the Continent and ‘World Gor the United States all es in the International end Canad: om» 08.86/One Year. IF 1AM ELECTED MAYOR {Witt BE MY OWN Boss, (SAY Postal Union. -30/One Monta, VOLUME 64. .....00cccccccweesecceeescesceeess NO, 19,042 TESTING ‘‘STERLING”’ PERSONALITIES. FF" the roundabout way of Washington come reports that ARRIAGE fs Life’e table d’hote—love, t'pcarte €p Journ M Eve was the firet hostess; and ever sinceche-servesicem<iad apple, Woman has had to suffer for Mane 4ndigestion, A man’e love is just papier mache effatr; hetesgine oy presestng a: woman with paper valentines, then with paper boxes of candy, chem welll love-letters, then with checks, and lastly with—@iverce.gagers, A | No normal woman yearns to take the Gowswaré pathy Guten end | times when ehe gets awfully -ttred of climbing the guiden.cute (n-crtal to reach @-man‘s “ideal” Tammany orators who are to be summoned home from that city to take part in the election here. have been warned to avoid the Tammany issue and counselled to talk about Democratic economy and the Wilson Administration. For home consumption they are to exalt the “sterling personality” of each Tammany candi- date while aaserting that not one of them will take orders from ‘l'am-; many. Ina special manner it is said Mr. McCall is to be commended as a statesman whom “Murphy would not dare to attempt to in- fluence.” Such tactics will necessarily raise a question as to the authenticity! of the Hail mark placed on the candidates. “Sterling” is not in| iteelf @ guarantee of excellence. It can be branded easily enough by , any fake jeweller upon any plated ware. In this case tie voters| will surely go behind the brand put upon the car@idates and search out their records. This will give prominence to Mr. McCall's rela-! tions to Tammany’s judicial patronage, both before and after he wae | on the bench. When the plating is duly rubbed off it may be found he is by no means better metal than his boas, and that the fi fight might just as well have been made for Tammany from the start. ae Mr. McCall once eaid he was going to do. ee ‘There are onty ¢wo cure-pathe to « mene heart: your father’s pocket-book, or threagh che stage doom, No, Dearte, a married woman tmt REALLY more-attnnthe thes ® | spinster; she only SEEMS-more attractive to a man—Ddecause-che Saongy to eomebody else. oe ww ad Marrying @ man merely means being classed with hisbreakinet- and his razor, instead of with bie dinner and dis favorite Srandot wing, Tire only way to manage a fiighty husband or @ flighty horse trte qne him bis Bead; as soon as he feels that he fs FREE, and the excitement fee | worn off, you can pufl him fn again, and he-will-trot along as quietiyes though nothing hed happened, —_— Love always leaves @ dent fm the heart; and most men’» hearte- airs as dented as a peanut-vender’s pint measure—and hold about as much, Have You a Right to a Grouch? | You Are Your Own Bad Temper’s Worst Victin By Sophie Irene Loeb. 24 _____.. Of six cases of violation of the labor and factory laws brought into court on a single day this week, no less than three were for the offense of locking the doors of factory lofts. In one case the loft was on the twelfth floor, while the key to the locked door was kept on the seventh. Despite the force of public sent ment behind this law, despite the known dangers of violation, manufacturers seam to have no more hesitation about breaking it than night revelers have about dancing the tango--and per- haps we shall see the closing of that kind of dance before we stop the closing of that kind of door, o———$-—_— TRIANGULAR CONTAINERS FOR POISONS. A NEWLY-ENACTED ORDINANCE of San Francisco provides Consright, 1018, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The Kew Tork Evening World). PLEN KELLER, regarded as one generality, you are inclined to feel -very of the most wonderful women of rd the fellow who insists en her day, claims, in her new book, | Sur smile. In fact, you are tempted t; that a grouch {s|‘l0#e your fist and “land one” in 2 direction. ermissible pro-|°rs Peaded its owner| For only YOU can feel your own oft best—or worst, as the case may’ be. ins sometimes, She eay And though some peopie may throw eft ‘Be happy. Tailc|th® Ache more easily than othera, their happiness. There is | X4"le doesn't help YOU to any great i degree. ness enough in a world with-| But Jf you reatize you have some right gut yours, Rebel| {© YOUr @rouch, then, as Helen Keller against the hard-|*ates, you are not ALWAYS con- meas and injustice | fronted with the old platitude, “Laugh 4 of things os Much and the world laughs with yon.” Pro- fas you like. It in| Yided, of course, that you do not earner aiwaya well to keep | the Market on grouch stock, Your fighting edge| Twat i to eay, each of us Js entitied to a reasonable amount of sensibis keen to sinite wrongs wherever you neat aiiath i YO") grouch, tf we exhibit the grina as well, e For every grouch may be divided into ‘But never doubt the permanence and | three parts—that which really Slate excellence of what ie yet to oe. Joy !8! mat which you take on yourself and the holy fire that keeps our purpose | that which you look forward to. When warm and our intelligence egiow. Work | voy insist upon a MONOPOLY of the without Joy shail be aa nothing. He-| three there is no room for the grin solve to keep happy and your joy and) Congequentiy you are labelled a per- 11 shall form an invincible host against | petal grouch and you are shunned by fMiculties.”* man and beast 4 Helen Keller is one of the few women| Yet {f in the Intorty who can speak understandingly on the see the HUMOR thing: [subject of happiness and misery. For she| HEARTY LA that all bottles, boxes or packages containing poisons or med- icante not intended for internal use must be of triangular phape. The object, of course, is to prevent accidents resulting from mistaking medicines in the dark or from carclessness in the day time. It is believed the difference between the form of the triangular ' container and thet of those in general use will always be sufficient warning either for the eye that sees or the hand that grasps. The plan is sufficiently simple to merit consideration throughout tt the country. If generally adopted the cost of obtaining the necessary ( triangular vessels would not be greater than that of the customary articles in round or rectangular form. It promises, moreover, to be ae efficient as convenient. Of the utility of the innovation it is hardly needed to write. aking poison through carelessness is so frequent as to constitute a serious percentage of the accidents that are hound to happen in the best regulated families. The plan has the further advantage that it is not necessary for any druggist, or any citizen for that matter, to wait upon legislation before acting. provide the safeguard for himself. FASSABAAALSAAALLAASAAAAAAARAALARAS Mr. Jarr Advises His Boss as to Tropic Needs for Wool Underwear CP Pree eee eee PP RPP rd building, or digging and excavating of] earth, the great Panama Canal. I can only| Yes, it has been a great tank to diz say, aa I have sald before, that those| the Panama (anal, but, as you say, It ely, Fo potstce. ”a youn nage to ndulge ine lly and ene { must have known both on her way “Out | courage talk avout happy things, why: { rs who have carefully followed my letters |18 a greater task to read my lettera con-|of the Durk.” as ahe has well named | somehow or other wi: gpd | I thank you for your kind commenda-| upon the subject will know as much as| cerning it. I thank you, my wife thanks| her book. It is a fine thing to be an|aiong, it does not have much chance to 1 In undertaking to interest advertisers in a campaign for more ce sensding my iwald_ 9nd sraphie Hide) aepet! tee) arent suits water: you, wy Nitie boy EAAAKALIPU! rauint | Demian to navosate tie evariaats stay, As an antidote for groushes CULe 5 ' ve jon ol construction y {a time. 1 3 ng “smile that won't come off” In ace | TIVATE #0 of humor. it ja th iglesias Hodis leaky bed gilda belgie is able to wish that T would turn from the dry] cortance with such. Yet it is not en-|one SAV Ata i in tae wists pies aay “ie fff s a aris, Berlin and other continental descriptions of ‘te Panama Canal b jtrely human nature, to say the least. | scheme. les; but it should not fail to point out that these good results Kore: they Waser ta sured. Ince, 1k, Ma When everything seems to go wrong) ALI, GROUCH AND NO Gn { ; have been brought about as much by police supervision as by wen y ems tere. Nabe ane eer Lien tin bale and nothing will adjust itself as you| MAK iT art, A mere suppression of bil:board nuisances would help New York a good deal. tenement Gpeeeeneeieeereniiss MONEY FINDS A WAY. had inten and when things grip you CLOSEST KIN, BLUE DEVILS iy ed in jearning something of the mannera| and cuatoms houses of the tropics, are raised here in great ‘There are a great many col- ored people in these latitudes. English and Spanish are spoken and American Ot American Humor Famous Selections From the Works of Our Coun- Copyright, 1913, br The Press Publishing Co, (THO New Yo es World), Epistle | 10—From Edward Jarr, In- UCH of the evidence given in the impeachment of Gov. Sulzer revealed contributions made to him not for campaign purposes but for his personal use. Such, at least, was the statement of the contributors. Several of theae gifts were consider- able sums, ranging from $500 to £10,000, In the aggregate thev | amounted to enough to furnish a formidable campaign fund had they | been used for that purpose. vy, ! -00-00! 5 1k ried her ‘mother, ‘Then my father “murtied i j : h report by Mr, Dinkston, our Yeu, I kin, and am able to do it! Boo-00-00! | Oh, e anakes, and walk | averything will double and quadruple| dertensiy working « daring nredie. Suddenly r Popular interest in this phase of the testimony will last longer | ciency Engineer, that 1 can say with-| Chalks! Brimetone and fire! Don't hold me, Nick Sto ‘The fight’s made yin value! Tea ccaa ch celmats pores, ei Now 1 don't iow who “m. s out fear of successful contradiction that] ¥P, and let's go at it. Bust my soul if I don't jump: down his tiroat! Refeertng again to the subject matter] ‘What de you chink of that?” he cried, ‘hen ‘e mother, the it than the impeachment trial and will not be affected by the decision of. the Court, whatever that may be. It is clear if such contributions are frequent in our political struggles, the act reguleting "campaign contributions” fs going to be of relatively little value. The chief effect will in fact be only that of a change of title given to the con- tribution. “Millions for personality, not @ cent for politica,” may . Se any n and this heavenly, retreat for such pandemontac riots! I quickened my | trip of inspection along in January be-| For « moment become a creed and cry of all plutocracy, and the records of cam- == and had o nearly opposite to the thick grove whence the noice pro- | fore T can make a complete report. At| thought, Finally she tumed t@ fhe lord ead i Mieagasard # & Sentecror) eter aign funds received and expended show C Wi © caught, indistinctly and at (intervals, through the follage | the present season of the year I find| master. wor ont annual Dilla one yep Pil aake a New York Pectin look lik Senne! ‘ ie Hits Fr » Sharp ts | i hickorien which interveriad, glimpses of & tan, or men. the demand for munifactured Ww ae Sen” At Se meet wee) Pay MR, mater ie ee - e that of a charity excursion, in a violent struggle; and 1 could occasionally catch those jin the towns of Santiago, Kir anil Sy uh lhe whee i oPhllngsehin | C98 G9 ieee oer wee ene, eee An old proverb has it: “Money, smoke and love cannot be con- ees ” tg higteralid cone 10 aIbeS, hurried to the apot with eed, 1 had overcome about | tremely light. and the merchante do not po Bl Minty hall rer laced i cealed.” Neither can they be prevented from having their way, |! it# hole Bu okie 30) RiBep half the space which separated {t from me when I saw the combatan 0 \gonm to Ge mocked at all. wut thia The Truth About It. Sertasices win che reaan| tees rae Deny to wealth » right to finance @ campaign and it will endow a| if, ae it is reported, President Wilson |t? the Rround, and, after a short wtrugale, T maw the uppermost one ‘for I! iay pe because they have had special! ¢g-PviH Gettrsburg swcampment, ead as it] envelope, bat what rom want of tt is more tae / candidate. Deny it that recourse, it will perpetrate in politics the |!* fond of yaud that explaing hia |COUM: not eee the other) make a heavy plunge with oth his thumbs, and at | clearing sales of blankets and woollen wes, was Bot alt ead," eald Col, Alien | I cam.ore,"—LAppineott’ practises of philanthropy—a statesman’s Hero Fund. veatigator of Rficiency and Co-op- erative Co-ordination at the Pan- ama Canal, to Jabez Smith, Senior Member of Sicith o 6 Woollens, New York City, FAR SI Yours of recent date iD to hand and contents noted, i Would say in re meno, Bureau | of OMce’ EM yoM h vou dnel sending me to Paname to report upon the advisability of establishing a branch hous¢ for our manufactured woollen j@ in Panama, Jamaica, Cuba and Rica marke the efficiency of our BMficiency Engineer, Mr. Michael Angelo Dinkaton, as of the highest order and well worthy his reputation, The LW. W. seems toohaye crawled tolerance of Bryan's antion, oe e . Wholesale | try's Foremost Laughmahers. 4—JUDGE LONGSTREET. Georgia Theatrics. was slowly ri hoiaterous voices which seemed to proceed from a thick covert of uni x the slope, when I wi R’ to the right of my road, You win, Kin your “Now, Nick, don't hold him! Ned'll eee me a fair fight! Won't yeu, Ned?” “Oh, yea; I'l! see you @ fair fight, blast my olf ehoes tf 1 don't!” “That Jet him come!” Th even hint at, and with much that I could not distinctly hear. the same instant 1 heard a ery In the accent of keenest torture: T was so horror-struck that [ stood transfixed f PT with the enchantment of the season and the scenery around me, T) artied by Joud, profane and growth about two hundred yards in the advance of me, and about one hundred is understood, Since the advent of the Americans, prices of all necessitiag of life, much am beads, coral, carvin Panaina hats, lace curtains, trading etamps, carriage riding, fighting with the police, » have advanced greatly in price. A vender will have his goods exposed| Jiat tet the wildcat come, and I'll tame him. sufficient, as Tom Haynes said when he eaw the elephant. Now y went on, with countiess oaths interspersed, which I dare not In mervy'a name, thought J, what band of ruflans has selected this holy ic oaths which men in confilct utter when they deal blown. | a moment for al and a party of American | vuntora wii come siong. immediateiy in Paragraph Second of vour !etter, 1. @., the establishment of branch houses for dilankets, sweaters, skating caps, pulee warmers, tippets and other manu- factured woollen goods In Cuba, Pan- ama, Jamaica and the West Indies generally, I beg to report that it will be neccessary for me to make another Colon, Panama and Port Limon ex- goods in the spring. Hence, as I state, jit will be necessary for me to make in m! T EY were talking abowt wonderful theerles | Washington He ssid it recalled how @ practical wife smeared th prosaic father aa! favorite mewspaper, while close by was motnir mentarily giencing up from his paper. rate @ 1,000 gallons @ ercond. mother 8 goo! war story Was ewarped between the North + | and the Bouth at Gettysburg, Too Practical. the other afternoon when Congremm: Forrest Goodwin of Maloe was remiuded, , Who Am I? AST year I did not want to embarrase my beet gitl to make her propose to im i asked her to be my wife, she ea! ia | would sa}ber be exeuene, ead I ke an i whitewash @ beautifully painted evening, 0 related the Conpresami in a comfortable chair reading became my daughter, and when my fhther mare ried my daughter be 1s my eon. When my father married way daughter oho woe my mother, If jeny Cather fe my som, and my daughter fe my fmother, whe fm the thunder am 1? My motherty mother (which ls my wife) must be my grade motber, and 1 being my grandmother's hn em wy own grandfather,—Nottonal Monthly, Returned. "It to the marvelously stupendous thing 1 ever beard eaoweret father, “what 6 ‘“Thle paper says,” professor bas figured tt ent that the saa could |, eastly be pumped ry tm 12,000,000 yeare et the What was tis surprise to bare a woman coxe into bie Harknem, @ votre of Portland, any 0 In this territory RS. BIMEN b4 ——++-—. AvinAb laipeslerenrlovels: in) ihe erunk Janother trip eee Fabel a he talked enthoslsatica ee ener meron EC OTE Ley the spot where the ery. met me, ‘The accomplices in the hellish deed which | winter when our products are season-|,,. 1.0m), it & gud sary abent @. teteran ‘the lasgely efvertiond fi50 aate. whe In a British prison a mere man undertook to follow the suf- er) had boen perpetrated had all fled at my approach—at least I supposed #0, for |a ie, to the hetier, Ma, browess at Getiveburg and. Chiskamaues and to take Bec. te one of the down \, fragette plan of “hun, a 4 If the world knows how ¢ cp | Mey were not to be seen, Vhat encourages me to the belief oiuer battlefields, and one day @ group of fellow evening when her huge irae. 9 oe na strike”—but why pursue the theme? eet ea ewe ow oe oe) SNow, blast your comn-ahucking aoul’” sald the victor «@ youth about eighteen [that there Ix « market here where, towmsmen fil to about him howe be looked ahont et @ eumber oe EN SL Ile atl ation, ; AT AS On dy amie rome. {rom the rouid-come, euttn your shines ‘bout me {until now, no woollen xvod manufac: |. There's one thing,” oald the docter, ‘thay 174] Dundies which were tring on « table, fash iniaite hime Office bos had | BAMAsed, ANd Was moving off, when 1 called to him in @ toi nboldened by | 1 . miiniater, ‘with @ twinkle in bia eye ‘hut it looke| the matior with them, excext that the fest oe. ‘The Hushand's Grievance. | Many huebdands never give ther wives een employed during Mr n'a abe |the sacredness of my! office and the iniquity of his ortine }during the Ume the French were dig+ co me, ductor, wim jou come right down to’ burned off.”~Harper'e Magasioe, ‘To the Father of The Brewing World |@ second thought, being too absorbed (#ence Mr Edison hax promoted thie) “Come back here, you brate, and assist me in relieving your feltows mortal, | ging the Panama Canal, some one soll In reply to the wetter who signs him- lang wrapped up in The new oMee hoy Raison into the i inventor would not let My mn oltices when te the vacation returnest particular office 0 01) consideration an 6 model husband, can cities? 4G Journal ané Triaune next time T come to the court-house, will you? He looked pent he saw me for the first time. you have ruined forever!" two otage Dad been engaged upen it—"Georgia Get your owl eye in ively em: | turer has had the ent branch houses or to the fact that 1 was « r item while here tha’ rprise to open ‘oy drummers, wn & news- stated that the French (ana! Company a hundred Mgr. Jobbing Depi., @mith & Co, Uke to many of the bose in gry Jake really end truly get nay with,” self “Husband,” I would say that the \ their own egotism, Fae ar a ridelioos subdued his omberrasament in en Instant; and, ith a taunting |ateam snow ahovels, but throueh sone Salnty of haabane donate wl enuf intezid ett eet | Any mone who sisi ae nf thence hep waAths war wn sia "os | BOW I GOT MY FIRST RAISE an opportunity to the kindners a an ee ea Se ee ata Leaalie Aud tate aie “You ueedu't kick before you're spurred. ‘There a'n't nobody there, nor | Havre. Seer gree gaywrager ager meng a-ex arsed courtesy and good Jove that jeey ena a eter ne ean eager Nis iteden oe earth tag Thatn't been, nother, I wan Jia aeein’ how 1 COULD ‘a’ fought.” | rrumting that my descriptions in this | |, The Evening World will pay a camtprize of $25 -¢or the best ecoount many 8 wife cherishes toward her bua | matters will ie adjusted am. auly |m {and al! Baltimore stat : Sis musinns, he imunded to lie plow, which stood In the cornrer of the fence letter of the Culebra alides, the xreat| | “How 1 Got My est Raise.” Acer band. Very often when the husband | many nomes of discontent ge see about fAfty yards bevond the battle-Kround. dam at Gatun, the monster locks at) Tae story nny 38 rue tn subject to confirmation, ¢ ae the bene ana Le) wife se xneee Albany, N. ¥ TP Phe foreign vorn ponulation of the And, would vou believe it, gentle reader? hie report was true. All that 1 | Pedro Miguel, the meat Devekwater| aust give the writer's actuab-e: a obtaining this first tucresse 7 to grest fectionately, he Jnited Gtetes is now ed at lo. |"a@ heard ahd seen wae nothing more nor less than a Lincoln rehearsal, in at Colon, &¢, have given you @ r bal 3 ees such as ‘Tm ino Yeo. at ae } PR 8b te et ane south ei Juat left me had 4 all the parte of all the {and forcible idea of the greatest en- ‘or what service or sertes of serviems wae-the raise awarded? reap eb, hurry,” “1 Dether me,” ‘I am ao | Te the Pitter of The Rroming World a) pe characters in a court-house fight gineering feat the world han evar known Peomnipte sauies tt all @ tory briefly, simply, naturally, without _ very beey " @s. But a ¢ If a boy im born in the United States! Durt to Washington. T went to the ground from whéeh he h sen, and there were the prints| the Panama Canal—I flose dy sub- sepa ot eines FS : we oi teen game time he often poses away from | of foreign parents and hs father ie anlox-President Taft was offered the hos. of his two thumbs, plunged up to the balls in the mellow earth, about the! scribing myself, voure respectfilly, a Cont nae of the paper, to, 250 words Tue baker ne rela wy ‘Wate @. home av an ewused men and worthy of American citizen is tie boy an Ameri: pitwiity of the White House —buvavile Mistance of @ mana eyes apart: and the ground around was breken up as if EDWARD JARR, ‘only on Thy 1s World. P, 6; Goenen.” Box 1354, New York C! “Well, Mabel, what did you find 9 wonderful fire sale?” he inquired, “Oh, Will, 1 gat some of the loveliest off stockings at 24 omts « pairt ‘There ka't's Oe a ww. I'd Mike to know for certain bow "Well, 1 can't speak on ong,’ sald the