The evening world. Newspaper, September 9, 1913, Page 14

office. The Evening World Daily Magazine, ESTABLISHED HY JOSEPH PULITZER. Published Dally Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Nom 3% to 6) Port Row, New ¥ RALMH SE a, AN JOSE! Entered at the 5 "i Subsoription Rate- ty Tir vot the Continent and World for the United States AIP Countiiot in tie tiiteruabional ana Canna Hi Portal Yeat...s 90 One Month +. VOLU MI hair varakttna veces NOL 19,012 MORALITY MEASURED IN THE BOX.OFFICE. ARRAN'TS have been issued by Chief Magistrate McAdoo W for the arrest of the theatre managers responsible for ‘red-light’ plays which have affronted and disgusted theatre-goers in this vity. * Whe Evening World was the first newspaper to make direet and urgent demand upon the authorities to sweep these filthy exhibits from the stage. Chief Magistrate McAdoo himself went to see one of them, “The Tare.” Hear what he says about it: | I believe the play (“The Lure”) to be indecent and f covered by Section 1140 of the PenalLaw. * ° ° We do not need to uncover the sewer te convince people as to ite fihinens, mor to warm there of ordinarily cleanly habite against getting into ft. * ° © | THE MOTIVE OF THE PLAY 18 TO MAKE MONEY. i When they see box-office receipts slipping from their grasp these | managers drop the moral uplift pose. } Last Saturday Lee Shubert, manager of “The Lure,” aaid to Magistrate McAdoo: “If after seeing the play yourself you condemn it, Twill withdraw it. The Magistrate saw the piece. He condemned it as strongly ae he-knew how. Why, then, has not Mr. Shubert withdrawn it, as he promised? Why is he hiring lawyers in an endeavor to prolong its run? Last Saturday Bayard Veiller, author of “The Fight,” declared: “I am ready to leave the fate of the piece to Mr. McAdoo. If he decides that the play should be closed we will withdraw it.” Mr. McAdoo’s representative, Commissioner Newburger, with a stenographer, eaw “The Fight,” noted ite “red-light” act, its obscene and profane passages of dialogue. In issuing the warrant for the arrest of the Harris managers of “The Fight,” Magistrate McAdoo pronounced Commissioner Newburger’s evidence and the stenogra- pher’s notes “‘euffictent.” Why, then, have not Mr. Veiller and his managers with- drawn “The Fight”? Why have they, too, engaged lawyers? Let’s have no more humbug. The “red-light” drama is written | to exploit flashy pictures of vice and harlotry. Managers have put it on the stage for the money there is in it. Each manager proclaims the other’s play a “public nuisance” and his own “a moral lesson.” Clean-minded playgoers are impatient to be rid of the whole loath- some business, not the least sickening element in which has been the tawdry parade of fake morality—morality measured in the box- moral, and in part gross and revolting, and that it is ontire! | ooo DON’T EXCITE THEM. ITH Mrs. Emmeline Pankhurst impending—like what the weather sharps call “a cyclonic disturbance moving west-; ward”—the Antis, or, as they like to be termed, the Na-| tional Association Opposed to Woman Suffrage, are shaking a stern finger of warning at the euffragists and reminding them that already ‘on two occasions “the canse” has disclosed “symptoms of rowdyism” by Rissing the nemo of the President of the United States. The first time was at a public meeting in Washington in 1910 when women hissed the name of President Taft because he did not | indorse woman suffrage. Again, a few daye ago, at a convention at Spring Lake, discussion of a pomible champion of “the cause” called ‘forth cheere for Ool. Roosevelt and hisses for President Wilson. “When suffragists refuse to respect the high office of President of the United States,” declare the Antis, “when they hiss its occu- ipant’s name, whon they ehow contempt for the very Government of the ‘eountry, it is time to ask whether they have not gope beyond the bounds of all reason. They are beginning to substitute rowdyism for reason and are making violence a vice.” ‘We fear, alack and alas, that even our own suffragists are now ‘and again no better than they ought to be, but while the Pankhurst aura is hanging about it makes us nervous to see the Antis pitching into them and stirring them up. Hissing the President is pretty low- down business, but it isn’t quite so bad as banging him over the head with umbrellas and rolling him on the grass, which is what the Pank- huret pupils are taught to do to their Prime Minister. Until our dangerous guest has got her visit over with and gone home we beg everybody hereabouts to sit tight, breathe through the nose and let the suffragists alone. Watch them, pray for then— but don’t bullyrag them. Letters From the People | | | | Such Is Life! Auer UD ADVISE Y6u NOT To Go To SEE ‘_Y es Nor erie BE SEEN By DECENT PEOPLE | 1N (TS A FRIEND oF MIN! AS AE WE HUST NT Go SHOCKING ANO IT (OULD HURT OUR. FINED NATURES [Pe Mr. Jarr. Mire. Jarr did not reply to!snoes, for, delphia. with a whining vole Aiseatisfed da wouldn't go—t wedding a Phil Cackelberrya—and sport had been one of umoonditional surrender, had been bid the halway on the third floor gave him olfactory information that company had arrived before him. In these daya of high prices, when beefatenk is sold by the carat, a broiled steak ds rare—even when well done—in the average middle-class family, But little did Mr. Jarr suppose he was | vq to share that broiled steak with a new id of ull the spor ne ¥o sporty as t \ Does the Straggle Pay? Mra, Jarr, opening the door. saw anything so tough tn my 1 “The steak or Mr, Blodger?” Mr. Jarr, sniffing the smoky fragrance in the crack in the wall that in called “the|PAIIE other evening 1 called on a| the vanous private hall” in Harlem flats, | “Both!” snapped Mrs, Jarr, “But the steak will be all right, for Gertrude has «iven it @ good pounding, and thts man; Blodger would be ail the better for th same thing! How could Mra. berry have married She was making some things that | pearances.” had to be deliveret while we talked, Shovel vs. Spade. ‘Fo Ge Editor of The Evening World: stall when building the necessary ma- ehinery to meet emergencies of this NY hd ‘Oh, you city Jays! Ob, you urban yape!| king, Mad the Titante been equipped Hits From Sharp Wits. Every one of you fell for it, public and) with proper air pumps and connections newspapers alike, all of you. Every one| and the compartments made alr tight spoke of Gaynor’s “SHOVEL.” Shovel,| as w: fersooth, It was no more » shovel than! pr. day laborer should have known ‘better, crewé in front of City Hall steps the) day he accepted the nomination, I saw) ing compartment, I believe, to amother | Phi« Tnqulrer | Want to make this extra money, You him feetiy wield the utensil they put|the fire and also prevent dumage to 8 when one has growing girls, there shamming process, inte his hands. It was referred to an a, the cargo. In comparison to the cost} When Tammany males a fat for 0 much to do for the eake of shovel, and nobody laughed. Why city | of the vessels the extra of the| What Mt culls virtue old Nick finds I) pearanc ‘They are constanuy wi chaps, that was 4 SPADE, not a shovel.|!nstallation of such tachinery would |hard to Keep down @ am! \ing things that the other girl's Navel ourseives in the effort A shovel is no more like w spade than) be but alight Lt {38 and so we all three nave to work to do ‘ mili {6 like chalk-water, A shovel {* the Whyt | Wuere ie money in it for Jerome, | it, A thing you put in coal with, A spade 18 7) che Malitor of The i ‘Word: |whether Thaw be in Canada er some-| «Now that the fall ie coming they'il the lonm-handled thing you dig carth| Can aome scientist or machiniat let | we are found out with. And the Gaynor shovel is a apade. jnow toy exactly what purpose the cop. Tat’s call a spade & spade, noi a Bhovel.| per wire ix placed when t FARMER'S DAUGHTER. | connected on the “L' road? Thi Te Avert tea Disa puzzled many people 3. APPEL, Pasi Stes ‘The Prening World: Yeo. view of the recent fire on board | qo gue paitog of The Evening World the Imperator and the loss of Tir] Was the Alfred ot thege Wonselg, tates to Im who invented dynamite? = BQMITE. water tight, sufficien: wir! the north oy Thaw aud on the south by, re could have been forced into | Huerta | ‘1 am an ignorant Manhattanette, Any'| the damayed compartments, I think, to have kept her afloat until help reached and any country man or country girl| her and powmibly suMciently long for would have known better. So folks call) her to have been towed in, In the on the New Haven the thing Gaynor uses an his emblem a} case of the Imperator, had #he been ® SHOVEL, do they? Excuse a sinile, 1] eautppel with machinery and connec. | wee in New York and I stood tn the! tions for it, suMctent carbonic acid gas wuld have heen forced into the burn-| then he doesn't know why.-!hiladel- > ralle are | If One were trylng to prove there te no hap |@uch @ thing as the high cost of living, Nobel who estab- Mt seems strange that the de- lished the Nobel Prises the eame Nobel “He must hi ‘The United States 1s now bounded on} and move the lamp in @ more desired} fine birds porition, In the ‘anc irrewiatibie force meets an! cot girl wan en it means another wreck | taining @ friend and the other daughter |t 8 Koing ty do until she doer It, aud even! needed recreation. “I cannot stop,” she answered. “I ig | BARE Slee jboth need new eulte; for their other| struggles tor the sake of appearances, | ‘ ones hay and they naturally want the new aty! « | Many times, it is very hard to get the one wouldn't go about It by teking &) the little things they want and som census of the automobiles,—Knoxville | times they think !'m UNREASONABLE Saurnal and Teheng, in refusing them, dut being young th ne % natural desire ts to be dressed like the just a woman wear a slash te cut @ other ‘girls,’ and there yeu are.” Gesh!—Colunble Mate ture. Tuesday. Paar TEUS He TS IN LUTELY, ISGUSTING ° FRom Taig PLAY. ‘ 1 Pee aatous . SoneBooy TOLO MY WIFE IT'S THE LIMIT. To Meet Mr. and Mrs. Blodger 9889 SSSSSSSSS HSN 58589 F5SSOTESSSTSIISTSSISTTIITIOSD , an he had explained, he wae "Not a Snake, pa this, but ushered him in and introduced! uned to playing the planola. him to Mr. and Mre. Blodger of Phila-} Mr. Blodger of ‘Philadelphia was never be a successful souse, Don't you! Gs conflagrations and disas- om Oe. oat In Mr. Jarr Arrives Home Early of what {s known as “a good mixer.” Mra, Blodgor was a pallid fat woman|wore fraternal society emblems all over hob-nailed liver?" Training up two|him, on his scarfpin, on his watch! Mr. Jarr would have deen willing to. in the way they|ohain, on his sleeve links and in his) die by torture if he could thave alain you a Snake too much for the mature bride. She had} asked. “lf #0, and rat that he was glad to see Mr. Blodger, Z . osriaht, 101, by tae Yes voting on, ete, MOmAH And & widow’of spirit In| asked Blodger, ramping the hand of|ut he wasn't & Snake, Fae ea it only apna cht. 3016, by Th tes {0h er day, Dut her attitude at present was )Mr. Jarr. It would seem that this ques-/ “When we paraded in Atiantle City Sere citer blemlee over ta: ' os oer tion was an inquiry as to whether Mr. ; was eltting on the sofa glancing) Jarr thad become initiated into the new crepe on M: JARR came home early ae | appeatingly at her new husband. Mr.|order of the Secret Soclety of Bagacious| ‘There ain't @ barkeep in America that of broiled steak pervading Blodger, a heavily built young man with and Splendid Snakes, and the suggestion doesn't belong. I've come over here to massive shouklere and hande like) thet Mr. Jarr “writhe and rattl bunches of bananas and feet Itke hams,| the greeting or password, arose from the plano stool to greet Mr.| Mr. Blodger also gave Mr. Jarr “the, you can give the Sign of the Polson iJarr. He had ecratched the footboard,| coll” or grip, and iu so doing had nearly|Fang in any gin mill East or West and) oft or lower part of the piano, an upright| bruised off the fingers adjacent to the/the chance is a hundred to one the anti-| Wor one, shamefully with his great, heavy! seal ring Mr. Jarr wore. By Sophie Irene Loeb aa oe eee =| “For Appearances’ Sake” Copright, 1918, vy The Prem Publishing Co. (The New York Iyening World), ttle sacrifices she was “ Hitle woman who sews for people. |calied upon to make, “to keep up up-|recdensy, ‘Then there is the worker in the shop|den of Eden. Never mind the wif. the next morning] or the factory who 1 — — at nee omy and eo apologized | day long. Often si 8 foollahly & y# in order to buy fomething dictated by fashion that will| Gertrude annou Every little while} give her an appearance that seem: she woulSlsirable, Further we have the straighten up 0] spectacle of folks who plunge Into debt, | "I want to show you why you should be| struck the poor, oli, stiff jelnted rooster arid: reat her back, ad-| which causes tiem later hardship for]a Snake. The wift should worry!” @hipe ond with ove equawk be succumbed, Just her spectacies| the same reason. While fine plumage to me for working | out lunches for nexer did make place to tu nd tt must be admitted ap-|A Prince of Spendthrifts. | y souciou wite tured to her ecetmate and Nt to look our beat, be ever-present jong run? | Wes at a little postal gathering nearby. | pearance WoL! |1 remonstrated with the woman for| thoughts? Docw & pretty dress really No man ever knows what a womun) workin ht and not taking enough| ‘o'pensate for « feeling of hunger? rity 8s RAEN ea In ® Word, does any sacrifice in tha] of money on ‘and worry that is made | of silk, and his total indebtedness, chiet- et the que: it worth it in ction of aps | mo, ‘5 rH the price of peaceful bert case. M. Deperdussin, ailk mer. form of worl to keep up a semblance of things, a| ly to? really bring AS | He @wn MUGH pleasure as the comfort that [owned newspapers, owned flying grounds comes with the knowledge that we have | at Etampes and Villacourblay, worl pent wisely and thus have not spent! shops for buikiing motor-boate and hy- Keeping up appearances ie only @ | country senate, Before he emporary delusion at best. By and by | in his allk schemes he wi ot 4n old-fashioned appearance |, reality, bring more criticlam than| ret singer, says the Indianapolis News. | ber Uving quite within one’s means, matter how humble they may be a MADE HI8 GETAWAY. @he—I wonder why they hung the pic-| they unfokied their napkins each ‘He-Porhaps they couldn't cateh the'-@800—in her mapéin. M, Doperdussin to come And ghie wother went on to tel aboot artist —Bosten Transoript. ia ortesn, September 9, an awfully exaggerated view of ing old custom to have one there mony, grand opera, Ibsen, alimony and jhousefty, when there are eight million }ought to be either converted or exterm jsleight of hand and common sense all sometimes have to use mental scienc succeeded, for @ man or a miracle, the marriage ties a little insecure, —By Cella 28.—DENTISTRY. F the bigher professions to-day O Gentistry is one of the best pay- ing. The demand for dental work |te constantly growing, and it therefore behooves many a high echoo! graduate, young man or young woman, to think of thie as his or her vocation. ‘The firat requisite for success in den- tletry is mechanical skill and aptitude. ‘There must be an inborn liking for the ‘delicate handling of instruments and} |tmportant pointe. in. dentistry and re- |quires careful consideration. The abil- \ity and willingness to take great pain! and to be scrupulously exact in work Is also absolutely necessary. For the careless worker in dentistry je never successful. Patience is another well ympathetic na- must oe tactful and Great Civic " asked Mr, then, you'll) | Blodger in eurprise. He want to die like a good fellow, with ters, terrible as they seem at the time of thelr occurrence, are not s wholly evil, The gr aroused the “I Wi! has made the city powerful and pros- perous, A better, safer and cleaner Sa Mr. Blodger of Philadelphia ere he sed. But he only courmured feebly, ago. every bar from Baltimore to Boston had flcted by fire was the destruction of London by @ conflagration 247 years ago, which began Gept. 2 and raged with * wan establish a Den of Snakes. I'll put you Had ie arate daye, Jeaving 200,000 f . Ww ‘Why, le , nae King Snake: What oye wicn| ‘The Monument of London, tong the t structure of its kind in t as bullt in 1671 to commemo: dote is handed e ujthe “Great " which came as a haven'e Aca Heh yes gram ve Diessing in uise. For yeara the 2d Mr. Jarr sald he would think it over, |Of September wae celebrated in London “The wiff won't like it, eh?’ asked 3 the day of deliverance from the Blodger, who noted Mrs. Jarr's dis-| “Great Plague,” which had threatened approval. the extermination of the whole popula- “The what?" Mr. Jarr inquired. tion of the city until the cleansing “The wiff, the squaw! repeated the| “ames put an end to its ravages. protagoniat of the Secret Goclety of Ba-| ‘This ts the last of London!” the hor- gactous and Splendid Snakes. “All the| rifled people cried ae they fled before wiffs are dead against the Snakes—|the great waves of fire which spread door,” said Mr, Blodger. Den tn every town, And, mind you,” here his voice took @ tone of indignant ‘8 an order with a religious tendency. ‘Why, in the ritual we got a lot of junk about the Snake in the Gar- toil all! Mr. Jarr could see one wiff that stood His Regret. we withs/ with ready heel to bruise the serpent’s Jong the public highway at head, but before he could say anything Tice ne uns ain pa oe dinner was served. od rooster started to “Let the equ follow us,” @ald| do the chicken specialty—crom the rosd, y| Blodger, taking (Mr. Jarr by the arm;| ‘The font end hind wheele on the right side Immediately the man at the sterring wheel —_—_—~——_—— gtarted to alow Gown and to look abou for a ra id we do '¢ that fust Uke bie tender heart? be won't be satisfied unlem tie gure back and settles for that rooster, He just can't bear to feel he bas injured any one or anything. chant, aeroplane: builder and the owner) qep, louder, to her husband she maid of four theatr ecured large advances| =“ remember thet enpointment, We posed enormous stocks | haven't any time to go back for auything.”’ Glancing ot the clock uenr his feet and at tue near dy, be sighed and sald “Yoo're eight, Jennie; but 1 juss kuow if 1 had tamed back I could have killed that old hen just greatest financial crash it has P’rm tn now Inghe throes of the| ssid: known since the notorious Hum- Dankers, amounts to $8,000,000, n aeroplane factory in Paris, —<>-— Looked Before He Leaped. drogeroplanes, and th ‘te complain about one of the bathhouse @ttendante, an old fellow who, in the hurry eometimes bumt in upon the little | for a chocolate firm in Belgium, and in 1008 he was earning hie living as a caber According to the Paris Tempe, wnen he| Ove decame wesithy he was wont to make sinh st eral a women and have them at dinner, we girls would @nd @ thousand-franc note | pappened ron'é ‘ iS Cororiet, 1918, by ‘The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Rrening World), T HE honeymoon {te the matrimonial microscope through which we get + No, Geraldine, the bridegroom Is of no importance at a wedding, but then he doesn’t actually detract anything from the effect and it 19 a charm: In @ man’s opinion, the seven “deadly” sins are hatpins, suffrage, matel- Why all this excitement about the extermination of the poor 1tee Making a husband out of a man is a Iabvor of love, art, sculpture, — It {8 an awful shock to @ married man to discover that his wife hae so ttle sense of humr that ehe believes all he tells her. i When you hear a girl's father insisting that the man she marries must, | be a money maker, her mother insisting that he must be moral and the git? insisting that he must be fascinating you wonder whether they are looMiag The man who considers the love game a little sinecure is apt to fag Most air castles are built just for two. When the mother-in-law or the affinity steps in they come down with a crasn. How to Choose Your Occupation The Duties, Chances and Salaries in Various Lines of Work Onguright, 1013, by The Pres Publish ing Co. (The New York Evening World). \working with them, This is one of the ;¢: That Proved Blessings that's why the order grows, There's alon the wings of @ Serce wind over | terials. eo enay 8 1 Gid the rooster!’ Magazine of Fun, | A YOUNG lady at Beth Beach had occasion | ft one another's flaws, pink teas. bachelors in the United States 9 {nated before the contagion spreads? Tolled together, and even then you © to persuade yourself that you've i ‘ K. Hastk——— Pleasant, clean and neat, and able @ . make friends easily. In New York and in many other & high school education or kts equi lent {s necessary to admit one to a dental college. The college course takes three years. After graduation each caa- didate must pass a State Board exam- ination to obtain license to practive his profession. Graduate dentist may open his ewe office from the very start, es the ma- Jority of men do. Others take positions as assistants to other dentists; end tn way learn the practical part of the business, Positions as assistants oftes | nay from $35 to $0 per week. i Those that start out for themectveg | must usually wait for some time Ser business to come to them. Ueuatty, however, after several years of practiag, | & good dentist can earn anywhere from 8 to $100 a week. Some do not make eo | much, while others mase much more, 7 Disasters clty already stricken to death, The plague, beginning Inte in 16m!" claimed nearly, a hundred thousand vie~ tims before the infection was destroyed by fire. ‘The pestilence was favored by the unsanitary conditions which thén Prevalied in London, an in all citles ef that time. Dirt and filth, the allies of disease, prevailed in the mansions @f the rich as well as in the hovels of the Poor, ‘The air was filled with bec 2 And the pestilence was the natural sult. Death became so common as to excite no comment. . ‘The ire began in a baker's Gouge in Pudding lane, and in the course of four days it destroyed 13,20 houses, elghty- * |} nine churches, the city gates, the Reyad Exchange, Guildhall and the Custem ° |} House. About 20,00 people encamped | in Islington and Highgate fields, Com- ing after the desolation from the plagwe, the distress wan extreme. A year.’ Passed before London recovered from the shock, and realized that the con: — flagration had been a biessing. The , elty was much improved in rebuilding, ; particularly by the use of stone and, Drick m place of wood as building me- \ 2 “No fear of that, mies," he said, “No ens of that, ‘There's a knothole in the door what J al: 4 ways look through before 7 venture 19." —New Orleane States, =_>-——— Relieved of a Burden.. |<: 6647 OU book happy." % “1 feel Detter than I look," “What happened?” . “Bate bas reiered me of & beary Dundea,® “Lass aight somebody stole my wife's subbers "Cleveland Plain Deal — He Bought Last. : N ipebriated man by the neme of Miley boarded @ troy car, and efter paying bia mfurtsble, The ees:| treet which correspon: “Riley atreet next," yelled the comducher, ‘The souse, who wea half asleep, Niey's treat nex!,~ and yelled out: You're 1 treated eet," angel | Houal Mor 3 The Lump’s Iden [PPP AE whissing motor car struck @ one of the pants of the bee i Possemed of condderable executed a neat bit ot gaudy parabola stmeephere and alighted by the roadside hot Wower,