The evening world. Newspaper, September 6, 1913, Page 10

pitiashepetaennmimnet . ’ et ae | i ‘the Kvening World Daily Magazine, Saturday, sepevuiver 0, 191d . [eB “S’Matter, Pop?’ «ix fix Seem « i. i By CM. Payne BM w BY Gorties THAT : CERTAINLY ¢ FF ica. ‘ome. HERE iS NIC Ler pitas hi ’ | THs Youne = Cofw AnD d ‘ ' Cartes *~ ‘SToon To Sit Down AND 4 “ ENJoy ITS : PLEASURE ‘UNT™LE S$! FoR You To Fo.uc30ow Overheard in Silhouetteville “1 hear you're going to send vour wife to the country for a rest.” “Ie the new doctor doing you any gocd?” “The prafessor says | now have my voice under perfect control.” “Yes. | need it.” “Well, I've been done better.” “Then why don't you make it keep silence occasionally?” “You have no idea what th: is in that boy of min Ho You won! Gee.” FEEL How LiGTEN— (F THIS Y UAT OWEL ‘IN AND SAVE # The Atavism of John Tom Little Bear % (Gfo4 Fett Soo| 2¢ By O. Henry Q , 1911-1912, by Doubleday, Mage & Oo.) live on Po Av'noo, 1 don't ‘eeclate up and thanks me an’ John Tom with- Bear adorns the atmoapiiere with the things plainer than a week of rhoteric. “It {s plain to mee that the life of dispones of as follows: ‘No ladies’ man, Impersonal system. They are adapted in gue when one of the What's the matter with out the usual extremities you always Various Kdioms into which education can He danced around and punched the woman is in that boy. She has got bUt ® man who knows a lady. for the What they run to hes SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING INSTALMENT. ? look for in a woman. Bhe saya just fracture the wind of speech. I could sre back and tried to climb John him again where her arm ‘80 we all rambled down to the camp around and complexion, and the art @: th 090) oneal pe net 3 - s » ‘He’ Indian, He sells to do to pl ere al hi » and would look just as well on the lady. Liltie, Beer, r_they “iour’ the Middle “Poplar avenue! That's a atreet to live ts no incklental music by the orchestra, j,, "hig dialects, and she played Up to Pte A rawaite tant tia h the eighth of Pats the place with her hand where the warts aud j eee tn eee Theo: India, ON! It only rune two blocks and then I made few illiterate requisitions upon his lead in the science of making tires but he wasn't wild, The other one's r look at the kid used to sleep, and flabe her one af the me — be Ah + gi ‘John ‘Tom Little Beer, and is later (#!'8 off @ bluff. You can throw a keg the art of conversation, at which the words do the work of one. Jeff, He'n a fakir, too, me on and ayn to heraelf Ree te cies, Tonenvernes: i take long with the show until tia family can Of hails the whole length of i. Don't indy amilen friendly, ay if she had “Phat kid Introduced us, with some mee the camp where we live, won't you, Tom, ‘Seems to be a gentleman, if his Ona trot, Minkis Kies Ds | Nronstors We potified of hie whereabouts, As the boy re talk to me aboyt Poplar avenue.’ Known me a week. And then Mr, Little footnotes and explanations that made mamma? hair’ don't curl.’ And Mr. Peters she Bee dutof late Hamteta ta fag 40. tel his own name or where be lite, Jet + try —it'y inflen lonx.” he kta i out to slide off Into Hamlet's mono- thing simi Vetere bite on a stratagem for gaining the ie- picliig lie! hal pup vs slaiiant are ainda horses gets how John tangled In his rope and he must go POCROESEEEEESEREREEESEOOESEOESOSES OEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS | look after him, and says something baa ‘Our number's #2, and there's lot : nation to ha houses after that, What's the matte: n ‘The lady and the kid 5! (Continged.) with—aw, you make me ¢ii det.’ | woot, alae ee “ a Jonn otek In the morning, they say, they “Well, well, now,’ saya 1. ‘I guess P Mrs W; ts Ss. ¢ got dark me and John will start for home. Me and Littl = Rp er eee le econ a herr a ronda we oor . jarr Wants a ! Tom Walked beck Up to the Corn Bk: left at o'clock and’ sold indie Rees ‘ © Hotel, x on the court-house square until % He | ae Jooks at him con- W8* #ome other boy he was talkin | H b @ } ‘ > eae Ncorntul, ®bOut, If I catch him I'll teach him to; vf eC) SS Teady Has HET HUSDANG Sires weehae uvnen tor then wan Waves me and the Profersor to drive ' started at that supper, for then was down to camp, while he stays uptowm ye I, Uke 0 around slandering pegple.” And after when Mr. Little Bear made an intel ] ; (the word made me sick, Snicxenvitee! *HPPeC T xoes Up town and legraDhe | $ovsoorvorssssvessvosseverssTsToNTeTTSTTTesIITIIINF rei aitoon uncenslon I held on) Am tot enamored with that plan, for to rs, Conyers, sez ‘oplar avenue, Bah! Before I'd be named Snicken- {to the tablecloth and Iistened to him posu, d th ads to f tnet!" Quincy, IL, that the kid is safe and calmly, “In the Knights of the Shining ‘flashed fire ax she told me of how she, “Of course, I wouldn't let them pat-!goar, That redman, if I could judge, Poe RO SOE is t? Arevsieniaas vy rast ‘a the matter with you, Jett? “MY WEN us, and will be held for lo. | Shlekt 1 am a ‘Dear Sir and Brother,’ |had come at last to realize the ignominy |ronize me. Clara Mudridge-Smith and | had the gift of Information. He took Wiennae eaye the hid, opening bie eyes wide, ‘Fther orders. In twa hours an answer | | and have been for yearn’ — Jof a wife's position, Mrs, Stryver is|Mrs. Stryver and Mra, Van Swell, Ij language and did with it all a Roman firewater, ee “L know that well enough, Don't 1! just as enthusiastic, and so is Mrs, Van| mean," Mra, Jarre went on, “So T will, can do with macaroni, His vocal re- er he does there is heap muel | ios 4 he elu isgeme .|marks was all embroldered over with in the lodges of the pal Swell, You know all the Van Swell/joln the club and we will Issue Htera-| Marks was all enbroliered over with mex of the pal And his syllables was smooth and “At half-past 9 4 comes to hokt him tlght, and whe'll start a bee ae eee ae mar for him by next train. from your town and he told me your | “The next train wae due at 6 P. M. have to pay all the dues and asses ments? What good does !t do me?"|money is Mrs. Van swell’s, Mr. Van/ture and call among the middle classes : the next day and me and John Tom aaked Mrs, Jagr. Swell hasn't a cent, so she gives him/and advise all married women to de-\ fitted nicely to the Joints of his idea. in hig quilt rn blank v. peme: Tm ~~ weeries oy ae was at the depot with the kid. You! “In case of my demise you will re-|an allowance.” mand a weekly salary, And that re-|1 thought I'd heard him talk before, 1 me eiltine th ir listening Gate 4 md to , might scour the plains in vain for th celve my inmirance money and the| “Every husband should have an al-|minds ime that 1 think £ should have| but T hadn't. And it wasn't the size frogs, Mr. Little Tear #1 big Chief W. “Heap-Dough, In ii of his words, but the way they the obsequies ac: | lowanc marked Mr. Jarr. "I wish | on “'Ah, here, now,’ says the be 1013, by The Vem Rutttabing Co, Knights will condu + and sits down against a tree, : , es and ‘twasn’t his subjects, for he spoke mptoms of fir Viace Is Mr, Little Bear in the lume: he view Sore Rroniag Wi ding to the ritua’ | 1 had on , | ou wet one,” sald Mr. Jarr, 1 i no symptoms of frewater, ignant ant w: over, ; rout Ney Fi of common things like cathedrals alt,” saya toe ick ; % H h Sha Sruics ai ors Ain't. my "A¥iliments of the Angto-8axon You'll out sald Mrs, Jars, “L] "You have one. 1 make allowances! “Edo not, But I am going to have) 9f common tines like cathedrals and | Jeff,’ says he. after a tong time, ‘e you all the time. Too many allow-|one!" said Mrs, Jarr, firmly, “Think! souls and freight rates est to hunt Indiana,’ nid name. It'e Conyers, What's the matter 4" the leather of his pat in to * guid Mre, Jarr,|am only paying out my good money for i and the loop of his necktie Is copy. “she and Mra, Stryver and Mrs, | something that will possibly benefit your of the wonen who have to explain to| Mrs, Conyers understood his ac wie reur t of it,’ 1 righted, For these things John Tom) Van Swell are getting up a new club| second wife, And that reminds me that ver mind that,” sald Mr, Jarr,|thelr husbands not only what they and the elegant sounds went back and So ae eee eet ina ad grafted on him at college along | for this fail." thin new club is for a splendid purpose |hastily. “Go on and tell me about the|have done with the meagre funda he|forth between ‘em. And now and Fen oe a ee a ak owe With metaphysics and the knockout} “Haven't they enough clubs?” asked | for women" — new club—to be held over married|has grudgingly given, but, what is|then Jefferson D. Peters would inter- wet giving him time 62 thio| © guard for the low tackle, But for his § Wear MUDMIDGE-SMITH w: \ i suys 1, for I wa thinking as he was en's And he bagged on: John Tom, ‘and ‘tWas not with a gun, and he never had on a velveteen suit of clothes in his : “1 don't see where clubs do| “Only one club for women ever had|men's heads.” worse, what they intend to do with the| Yene & few shop-worn, senseless words life.’ And then I began to catch. hi * * thought you was from a nice, well-to- Cor diexion, which Is some yellowish, any eplendid purpose, and that was the| “Well, of course, nelther Clara Mud-|money they want and ask for, Oh, if] top" the enicken, mcs OF MNOERER smoke, " do family. Fee Mr. Little Bear ® via the black mop of his straight hair lubw do women @ lot of good! ree club {Mf aboriginal man used to keep | ridge-Smith or Mra, Stryver or Mra. only men knew how # wife hates to| “yes, John Tom Little Bear appeared pig Sine ot,!t faye b 'And Tl bet you el os rokew, nied 19 Wey oy might have thougit here was an|torted Mrs, Jarr, “AR least women's peace In the household,” murmured Mr. {Van Swell need wages as wives. They ask for money! Our ‘Wages-for-Wives| to be Invelgled some in his bosom about nen are tee waman hayenties. foot : nine on bis Bunday HAMKe Oedinury man out of the city directory | clubs are not excuges for maying out Ull | Jare. have plenty of money, And I'd lke to,Club' will endeavor to have a law|that Mrs Conyers. Sho was of the win on. tly saya Joni - and Prof. Binkly, who plays Shakes quart gupi for magazines and all hours and emoking and guasling and! “This club will keep peace in the/see Clara's husband or Mra, passed in which all financial arrange-|kind that pleases, She had the good om, calm. ‘Jeff, for how many ponies Peare and the banjo, and me, that'® jusnes the lawn mower in his shirt| gambling, like men's clubs!"* ‘household of the men and women ef to-/refuse then anything, But J ments and a wife's wages aball be in|!ooks and more, I'll tell you. You take a4 one of these cloak models in a big [0 YH think I could suy Mrs, Conyers? Got hundreds of dotlars in that bIAK iewves uf evenings. “Can't hurt MY feelings, Indy," re- |day,” Interrupted Mra, Jarr. “It sto be same Clira says they feel the humil-|the marriage agreement. A man can|Store” hey etrike you as being on the Per tenis fim box in the waxon, and we've got Then the train rolled in, and a little | marked Mr. Jarr, calmly, “1 don't be- the ‘Wagee-For-Wives Clul tation of having to tel) their husbands;no longer mumble that deceiving gen- te be careful about the company We woman in a mray dress, with ort of t+ | Jong to any such clubs The Shelter-| “Wages for wives?’ asked Mr. Jarr. |they need more mdhey., Of course thelr erality, ‘With all my worldly goods I keep. That man tellf me your folk# jyminating hair, slides off and looks | ing Order of Wok-Wok 1 benefictal| ‘Yes, Clara Mudridge-Smith {es very husbands give it to them, and they|thee endow;' he'll have to say ‘And I live ‘way down in little ald Hencoop around quick, And the Boy Avenger nization for social betterment, We enthusiastic. She says—and rightly—|have charge accounts at all the stores—'will’ pay you fifty dollars a week,’ EE CAVE Gras, Alley, where there are no sidewalks, sees her, and yells ‘Mamma,’ and she| are against drink in any form"— that the most humiliating position @ but it's different with wives of work- whatever it Is the man can affor “Fhe Cave Girl.” ty Bagar Bice Burroughs, anther of “Tarsan of me “Amd the goats eat off the table with cries ‘Ou!’ and they meet In @ clinch,| “Drink comes only in one form!” | wife can be placed in is where she has ing-men and with the middle class mar-| “As a union wife, In good standing, T}] Apes” will begin serial publication im The Bvening World Monday, Sept, a2. Sy yous and now the pesky redwking can come) snapped Mra. Jarr, “And a most un-|to hor husband for money, So all ried women, It is THEY that feel the! wish to ravind you that you bh I] ame Cave Gist: ie even more unusual end more exciting than That @ al%eeat crying now. forth from their caves on the plains | pleasant form it te! wives should get a salary, ‘The club ts stgma of th's humiliating condition salary, always got @ salary! B a of Led Apes.” It deale with the adventures of an American cagt. ae’ he tf tHe—he don't witout fear uny more of he rifle of] ‘And there is my lodge of Knights of organized to secure logistation ty tA’ y oy thy. the t 5 Jarre. vit was 3LY salary, 5 be peopled by ape-men and savage beasts and of Bis moo. « the Red Woll, Mra. Conyers comes the Shining Shield,” Mr. Jarr went omjead. Ciara Mudridge Smith's eye 4 bb Ns cup aod let ia have tow 6ei ‘* We i