The evening world. Newspaper, September 4, 1913, Page 16

rsday, | | ete Monon, |The Whole «+ Famil yawena)By Maurice Retten SSTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER, of ik [QAMANO Detty Macey Septay vy tho Frese Eubiishing Company, Non 69 to ' be ary; President, 68 Rew, 200 ERAR Teves SEE how at the at New York as Second-Class pa ant a nd bate | aa See fe ere Teer. Sresenarers taciilive 08.00 /Ome Fear. ws.0.ccsecssssencetecs bat fe Monthccvecrscncessececece | 50/One Month.sscersceccssesveceoss elects ncaa eae ane ase asl Say VOLUMB 64. 2. 2-00 esccccccessesescccssescesces NO, 19,007 ENTER: HIS HONOR. T™ “memorable day,” the “vast, impressive ecene” came off Copprigit, 1018, ty The Prem Publishing Co, (iho Now Tet Brenig Wet, Y Daughter, hearken unto the prayer of « Demeel of Babylon, uate | M whom men are dearer than votes, and her “iltustons” more prec ous than her “rights:” Oh, Providence, I ‘beseech Thee, now deliver me from ¢he éestruction which threateneth me, and the horrors which I have even with mine ows: ores, r For lo, I have looked in the shop-windows, and beheld the NEW FALL STYLES FOR MEN; and I tremble with fear, lest I become a Man-Hater( Then keep my BELOVED eafe, I pray Thee, and stay him from follow: ing in the steps of Andre Fouquier! From the lure of the cut velvet cravat deliver him; from the terrors of the pink velour scarf, oh spare him. From the temptations of the Alpine hat and the little Green feather, oh set him free! 3 For, when he approacheth me, wearing one of these, I shail tremble, lest, the next moment he “yodel” his love unto me. From slde-whiskers I beseech Thee, oh Fate, deliver him; lest when he caresseth me, in my distraction I call him “Fido!” But, more than all, I implore Thee, let him not appear before me wearing one of the new “WAIST-LINB COATS,” with the talls of a ballet okirt! Suffer me not to look upon him fn this thing. For I cannot endure {t! Yor lo, a man may make @ woman to weep for him, and to work for him and to suffer for him; yet will she continue to love him. But when he maketh her to BLUSH for him, his FINIGH fs at handt Behold, have I not always believed that men were more logical than woman? Yet, until this moment I had not thought that they were more soological. Alae, many years have men mocked us with their ha-has, and thelr “Oh-how-funnys!” Yet we have not complained. Many years have they smiled upon our vanity, and frowned upon our folly, and we have borne i meekly. But how now shall we LOOK UP to one of these and endure his Jeers and his scoffings? How now ehall we continue to take him SERIOUSLY? For, verily, verily, a woman thay rage at man and cry out against him, and gnash her teeth at him; yet doth she continue to revere him. But on the day in which. she LAUGHETH at him, {t shall be all over with him, Then, keep my Beloved sane, I pray Thee, that he may adorn himself neither as a Swiss yodler nor as a French Doodle, but as @ nice, human, AMERICAN MAN! For, whatsoever a man may be, he 1s all that we have—TO MARRY! Why Not Be Agreeable? It’s on the Free List By Sophie Irene Loeb Coppriget, 1018, by ‘The Prem Publishing Oo, (Tho Now York Braniag World). |3H oecretary and treasurer of ©) 8 WALL OF Prominent safe deposit Care gead Ome to mat: ‘Was granted $100,000 in @ will Dlay of anger, opene the clenaked by an old lady for | ast, via ~ “deing agreeable”! tt epproaches largel: and courteous in| tion of @ gentleman ee haem Dusiness relations. | wno sata, ‘When asked for] a, Gentleman is who emouses one reins that ie every one but himself.” bey boa ed Coming in datly contact with all &inde shah 1 shoum | % humans indeed forms a wtuty of say affadility and|°%*f-control, Continually meeting courtesy come] "T8nsers, with alltheir fle and thrilie, first. Never let | "ho often are unreasonadie in their de. those. Bosak peu moaned, requires no amall degree of feel that it te a 4 as scheduled. The Mayor received from his faithful, “intelli- gent” peopul what the faithless, “miserable” Murphy did him out of. Henceforth the clatter of the shovel will combine with the bickerings of Fusion to make sweet nmetc in the ear of Tammany. The more the merrier—for Murphy and MoCall. Intelligent people in the city who thonght to ese this year the memorable day when all decent men would sink their differences, furl their personal ambitions amd set out in sober seriousness under one banner to put up « fight that would eweep Temmany trto the woods, have another guess coming. The field is still bespoken for “{mpressive ecenes” like the one staged for Hie Honos. Es OUT OF THE RUNNING. TTS 4 ite efforts to the new tariceb ordinance ancon- ” aiaieed an Tiler Taam Company raises « wail that the measure ie confiscatory because efter two weeks’ operation of the law the company finds itself “not in a position to do business e i” e 3 tte Yellow Taxicab Company @elfber- ately and eulkily withdrew from the business of providing the general public with taxicabs. During those two weeks the Yellow Taxicab Company refused ¥o compete with other cabs which took advantage of the new rates to do a flourishing and profitable business. During those two weeks the Yellow Taxicab Company complied with the law only by ehowing that {t would rather fece financial ruin than obey the lew. J In the name of common eense, therefore, what can any claim of the Yellow Taxicab Company as to its profits during those two weeks have to do with the validity and fairness of the ordinance? < What can the Yellow Taxicab Company prove beyond the fact that it would rather eacrifice ite profite than give up its old habits of . and ertortton? he one thing sure about the Yellow Taxicab Oompany is that it has no use for the general publ or ite patronage. a THE FIREBUG. HEN Fire Commissioner Johnson Ceclares that the American public pays $300,000,000 a year in fire insurance premiums that it really need not pay if only it could be made to| understand the fact, he throws the biggest share of the blame on the fir . | ew that in one year in this city 8,648 fires, representing a destruction of $3,000,000 worth of property, or one-quarter of the ' total fire loss, were deliberately planned. He complains thet during the'same year there were but fifty-ceven arrests for areon, with fif- teon similar cases carried over from the year before. Of these seven- | | | eeeereeoooooooeseooocooseseeeoooos coeceeoeeeeeeeeet @Y \| Mr. Jarr Is Severely Punished i ya for Crimes He Forgot to Commit Ta Pow omc nn ceases, Comat “Lt maid ‘Hello, kid!" remarked Mr.| “So that's you jus efficiency en- and your Slavinsky people that, thank And the employee w Meleueanen Gu” Mminay culsen| ecto cual rump, eineeprieen whaitea| merirst era Iie ste Mn irene You to serve nem, | i8 sense Of courtesy wo that heats Be Tl cats tapas ten tn) peas ues oe tat aig i OJ aout “MOF our emclency ensinese Binch and scrape and save and deny t jhe re Nar ee sere one to g Daas ats inane ane i the annual police report for the last year there were but sixty-one easier sat bolt upright. even if Mrs, Gratch-Dinkston TB a male myvelt huxurtes that you do not deny oes ator) cae should make wet ‘s cadet,” Aime” ta auraty an \arresta for areon and only fourteen convictions. > “Don't @peak to me! N apes ane me trmaetie, ete Sees wari nd Me | Perret ar, Jarr began} “For. watch {t, you will find that your| Therein has been chronicled imeny G The Romans punished arson with death. So did the Saxons and . U ™e again!” she hissed. never cross, again, “I can explain. The office paid | Pinion of yourself and those about you | *¥ces®. We may suffer in the strugs Me Medisevel (Gesraane, - In: Baghemd to-dey's man whe deliberstely {h ee Lapsed noone ey ee resolve! “So that’s the man you are assooiat-| for the taxi. Dinkston wae with those| Will be better for what you have done| S@ But it ts worth it. eete fire to his own property or that of others can be sent to jail for this, to Bom oop] in the poured forth a torrent of| Ing with in business? 1 suppose you got| fellows, T had to find him. The boss ‘be agreeable. It is amazing how @ people add to our joys while easy tt 1s to keep the habit of being | Others to our sorrows. There are those Copgsigt Petiaing 5 him the position! Isn't tt bad enough| sent me to find him, 4 a4 find him. | who make or mar ou tthe Nes Yor Brenna World), ‘ oharged cy Piscine dll ated you ite Wear barroom friends in dar-| You know I was out after them; or | Urteour once you have acquired it’ our every moment ” ‘While this man 4 not anticipate|@nd so Influence the hours, the days, ertme bie ‘and non-support to cold hearted indif-|rooms but that Taher Bim. le seavons' euch @ large reward for continuing to|montha, years and, in the end, cor . i oy t Me But Ora, Jarr thought she'd sod a brpeiined what our ancestors considered « capital Tatas on ts potas eer | nies ren Seal Awd see. ao ent with tat Hort of | We 1008 to ser O6n, Pare War Sectingn | oe rer ee eee ee Tee ‘To love thowe that jove us is natural; @on with Gus and the others It| utter collapse of character. People, riding in your taxtoabs, w! wore rage? there {s @ satisfaction ALWAYS re-| to bear w th those that hurt us is hard; EVERYBODY KNOWS Was somewhat after 10 P. M.—middle| ‘tut, dearte!” pleaded Mr. Jarr. “Just | sit home waiting and worrying half the se ner hastens of Kd Lc ge aulting trom. never falling to PLAY |to forgh our enemies lo the canna: WHAT Hd Glass retiring time in Harlem. Usten! I'M explain.” night!" p seo ies were clearing,| YOUR PART in the direction of|tion of a i; spirit. i He counted # all in the Gay’s work| ‘Can you explain being with that Gus| “But it jen't t 2 a | the — cen ¥ "| courtesy. But to create a sense of TOLERANCE | FEW WEEKS ago « fast expres on the Pennsylvania Raflrond | and’ aiignted. from the vehicle at gre | ond that Slavinsky and that Rafterty ” | te Lipford “And everything ‘was all right. But| As iniimated, the cultivation of |@uch that no man can mare or noe ‘Was | corner, bade Iie companions good night| cried Mra Jarr. ‘No, I wasn't watch-| “Patient! 3 crashed into a local near Altoona. Though the express er, ing rty our only . hi hi and hastened home without stopping in} ing you ¢rom the window. Don't fiat-| the way I am!" retorted Mrs. Jarr, ‘If| where is the man who oan leave well | courtesy % an easy soetter. 6G: hid Aiphed gon wl fea peivine ane granion ‘ travell ot the rate of th miles an hi the en} at cause place in response to that gen-| ter yourself! But I heard all about it!"|I were not patient, if I dit as other | enough moe? He tonert he would en- series: Sree preneel BL att Desens ited bord per eer was killed. Passengers of both trains escaped with a shaking | tleman’e invitation. In fect, in every] ‘But didn't they telephone you from| women 4o! ride in taxicabs when | tertain ote ier mit a complete ac- | seco e 3 rt 1. way Mr. Jarr’s conduct as @ home-|¢he office that I was sent to find Dink—|I go out? Not even tf it'a rain-| count of the up. Why? Because ell care on both trains were entirely of steel. (rained husband was above reproach. /T mean our efficiency engineer?” asked | tng. 2 tak tear, and maybe ruin} “And you should have geen the s0- The Day’s Good Stories : i thes I have! But|clety bunch we met at Mra Van Swell’s dr ypyeehccrclgatiy ig oapocly pepe Sigg oe BE IE I a I ag SS Tat col ed at This, [St-ttet Os se ct ste me | Erie, Not a passenger was killed. The care they were riding in| sont windows of hie aparsments darken, ride | ort re ey a Lauder | Laug! hed at This rune wean were of steel. \ tal footed cr Might Ped The Hedgeville Editor. what you were doing! Out at garden AA We bone tal toearmen,” tnd other The rear-end collision on the New York, New Haven and Hart-| out of « window watching for « belated By John b. Hobbie. me dor in futon, whl er im : cre ox ford last Tuesday has already cost twenty-one Hives, Five more |hut somthing haa Auppaned to Sine Covrright, 1918, Aad Lact rein tag Ces (us Mer ok Beynieg ipsa | opening of soboo! ont on on recor WYER RASP 5 |. HENDERSON rriag Set cduliag Go Bitsnn toast oso Se ees cree rama] mam mie ie ee, MA re een oa eee" oe al we nr ng trains, including the Pullmane, was of and receives him in darkness and all: @ousctentious to change his mind happiness ae to make life mo-| Being somewhere and with people notonmie So ehe te going to set 8! wits can't be at or with—that's nothing, | °"s, take the longest route?’ asked Alvoree, (No, at is not known a¢ this writing | nis grace, “Why didn't you drive through Hyde The wooden car is obsolete. Every one in use is a menace to ence Why? life, It will eome day be a punishable crime for any railroad manager | _"“Halo. kid: ata Mr, Jarr cheeriiy, for the usual fee. Qo he keyed bimself im and turned on 188 MO8G and Henry Kirk have — whether the Sarre will ever be recon-| pant . his li: Wh ight. a quit going together, but it ans | HE man who eterts in married tife| cfled. Mr. Jarr te willing to be recon-| (euse Hyde Park's dosed," eald the driver, to run a single wooden passenger car over his lines, 'y not hasten |e lini ! ad There was no reply from his mood Known wheth r they quarrelled | a8 gentle asa lamb will soon be| fled, of course, But after what he's] “chest? Whi! oh t the day? Yay, who in her boudoir feigned sleep. !or got married, as gentle ag a lamb atew. done? Never! ‘Come Harry Lauder Gropped sixpence there) Letters From the People 3 Fe 3 fyi eftea FEL weap L_— TRA!!! Labor Day back flocked are! , aly, een: j WAR Ex By P the summer crowds from suburbe to ir Tel ee ja) —_ PT. 4-7 city. For the next elght months we all- R far 7 = . - F * WE CHARGES ON THE ALLEYS ANp] | MNO MAMA Tou WOULD A LICKED DEM ONLY THE Th Unknown e as CoP BUTTS IN- COL-SOCKEY HOOF] | gg pt, vot sho wit,” rears Quantity 4 looks out for fewer and slower and A) J a COUNTRY RoR OF TH te or ess ae ccmcsions twains! Yet we all- YOUSE 10 STAY {| x \ . ) , AROUND THE ae \ companion, “Don't bet that she will ever” a | Ge ou! comes do anything, You oan wever tell eae jor tell what @ women BUSTEO UP ON ACCOUNT oF DE ORFUL FIRING OF THE MAGHINE GUNS FROM THE ALLEYS FORT.” De’Re A