The evening world. Newspaper, September 2, 1913, Page 14

The Evening Wo mr orld. KETARLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. | Pewitshes Daity Except Munday by the Prese Publishing Company, Non 68 to) 63 Park Row, New York. RALPH PULITZE R, President. 68 Park Row, 4, ANGUS SHAW. urer, 63 Park Row, JOSEPH PULITZER, Jr. Secret ¢3 Park Row, Ent t the’ Port-Office at New ¥: Becond-Clase Matter, @erecription ates to. The Kvening For nd and the Continem and ‘Worla for the United States All Countries in the International and Canada sseesees 98.80!One Year, . 20/One Month Postal Union sesvevees OB sees 19,005 VOLUME 54.... , THE TAMMANY TRAIL. AMMANY’S disgraceful plot to involve the State in a shiftless T scheme of road construction calculated to eat up taxpayers’ money in $50,000,000 chunks for the next decade is another sickening revelation of the way the people of this State are exploited by agents of jobbery and corruption. To go on with the route plans laid ont several years since under Tammany auspices would be, as State Highway Commissioner Carlisle has shown in The World, to turn the State highway system into a “pitiful farce.” With disjointed roads, roads that lead nowhere, roads that come to blind ends, roads built by private influence, Tammany has saddled the State with chaotic loose-end road echeme that will get away with a second $50,000,000, call for a third $50,000,000 and then be a disgrace. Then when $150,000,000 have been shovelled into what was supposed to be a system of “connected highways,” Tam- many foresight has planned it that $100,000,000 more shall be needed ' to make the connection real. Meanwhile expensive machinery and | road-repairing tools lie scattered about the State in old barns and) sheds, unrecorded and forgotten. Only sweeping reform can straighten out the Highway Depart- NTR AERO > ment. Waste, extravagance, useless jobs, botched jobs, fat jobs un- dertaken solely with s view to providing further fat jobs—the fa- miliar Tammany trail is over it all. ——————E, No wonder Hs Honor threw down the title “Mayor Gaynor’s Letters and Speeches” and insisted on “Some of Mayor Gaynor's Let- ters and Speeches.” Volumes more of ‘em to come, if you please! a SEEING NEW YORK—AND MORE. HE Lord High Chancellor of Great Britain may have seen the I sights hereabouts at sixty horee-power speed, but he contrived 1 to leave a trail of shrewd comment. For example, while they * were rushing him up to West Point on a steam yacht he quietly ob- eerved: “You let the marvels of New York be known, but you do not eften tell of the extraordinary scenery around it.” we Did anybody ever hear of a New Yorker who went to Europe and cracked up the Palisades or the wonderful river vistas and shore ma of the Hudson? Skyscrapers with sixteen elevators, thous- ‘and-room hotels, roof gardens, railway terminals, memories of colossal , comfort and luxury—these things the New Yorker takes with him everywhere. But does it ever occur to him to rave over the beauties of a river that rivals the Rhine, or to extol the richness and variety a State that has mountains, lakes, forests and farms enough to jock a kingdom? Tt takes a keen-eyed visitor from Europe to tell New Yorkers U) they have to boast about. ; ——_—_—_++-—_—_— “Politics is far from being an exact sclence."—Bronz Progressive League. . Jest about as exact as Fuston's notion of what {t fused for. oo ———_—_— GOOD NEWS IN A NUTSHELL. WENTY THOUSAND workers in the line of march. Thous- T “inds more at the beach or in the country with their wives ; and children. No red flags, no lurid banners, no inflaming épeeches. ‘Tin horns and “The Mareeillaise” the most “radical” fea- tures in the whole show. Paraders in good spirits, Cheering spec- tators likewise. American Federation of Labor happy over a mem- bership that last month passed the two million mark. Year of few strikes, mostly successful, peaceful adjustments between capital and labor and big gains for arbitration. Threats or mu(terings inaudible. Order everywhere. Prosperity in the air. M MR JOHN IS ASLEEP, Boss OSS I'VE HAD 'NO VACATION YET ‘rid Daily Magazine. Tuesda HOW.D ARE YOU Go To Weep INSTEAD oF WORKING > ze: 1M AULIN, Boss, | Just CAME BACK From MY VACATION, You KNOw Cop 1918, ‘The Pres Publishing Co. ‘ork Krewing World), Ré. VAN BWELL® tango lawn fete was preceded by « tennis mutch, and the finals were being it once to a wedding of my i's daughter, You dasvent mention ‘Bo Tam used to so- clety, but my wife Lena always hollers Qoo! when he sees Indies all covered with diamonds, like we seen at the mar- riage of my brewer's daughter. fatter the wemen was, the more dia- monds they had." “But what la everybody got a ache for? Running around in tl We had nothing The HAHSSSSTAASPAAAROANABAABABABA ABSA Mr. Jarr Poses in the Suburbs As Harlem’s One Best Nobleman HIASALABLAAAAARARDAABSARAANAAABAAL 1 A “It's the champagne,” eaid Gus. ‘Everybody had a headache at tl brewer's wedding.” “Bo charmed you ha Mra. Van Swell, meeting Mre, Mudridge-Smith at the porte cocherea, “And you have brought Great Plantagenet! You dear thing!” And the leader of suburbia's most exclusive social set kissed Mri ridge-Omith not once but twice. The first kiss admitted her into the chormed circle. The second kine exalted her to the nth degree, Mrs. Mudridge-@mith come!" gushed the radiant she WA8 up. Mud-| The fact that the visitorw had evinced e@ hostess in a flutter of delight. She knew now they must be genuine nobil- ity; for real noblemen are always | Nghtfully supercilious and keep 80 a! tocratically and sneeringly aloof fro: rich Americans. And Mrs, Van Swell ‘and her friends were very rich. “Your friends’ privacy shall be re- spected!" gushed Mrs. Van Swell. “You dear thing! I shall never forget what you have done to make my affair a euc- “Some place where we can take our y. September © much disdain for those present put | 2, 1913 . e rd Pa x Copyright, 2018, by Tho Prem Puviisning Co. (rhe New fore Krewiuy Word), Married Man’s Number. HEN @ man marries, nowadays, his bachelor friends ¢.*.a that he does it just in order to be eccentric, W No. dearie, not “all the nice men are married,” but most of the mar ried men are so NICE. A wife takes the kinks out of a man, puts passe @enterie on his disposition and gives his grouches a chance to work selves off outwardly instead of going into his system. j The great advantage in being marricd to cne man is that all the others immediately feel that they can come to your dinner parties and pay, you those delicate little attentions with perfect safety. : Some woman-hater has offered statistics to prove that the average bachelor of forty is better preserved than the average married man of the same age. Yes; judging from appearances, alcohol must be a splendid preservative. A husband fs not a dispensation ‘of Providence, but an OPPORTUNITY, and any woman who sits back calmly and accepts him “as is” without at- tempting to put any “improvements” on him {s not making good on her job. If married men would tell their wives that “half” of their experiences ‘ which they keep to themselves instead of the half they usually recount those “long, dull evenings” en famille would be considerably enlivened, When a man asks a girl to marry him he {s deliberately taking off his shield, his buckler and his halo and handing them over in exchange for— @ kiss. Good husbands? Thousands of them—but sh! Don't tell anybody; ‘because {f any man really suspected that he were “good” he would go out immediately and do something to correct the impresstou. Married flirts are the privateers of the love game. How to Choose Your Occupation The Duties, Chances and Salaries in Various Lines of Work By Celia K. Haosik 1913, by Tho Pre Wublishiag Co, (The New York Evening World [portant matters intrusted ts very im HE ambitious stenographer who Is | Portant for success. No one can ex- intelligent and wideawake can Pect to hold a position as private very |Petary for any length of time If he _ often better herself in every) a. ane deviates from this rule way by becoming a private secretary. | phere are very many important pos While there are schools in which this jsjtions in all large ostablishments, in work in taught, it i» not really necom: | banking hous rnment bu- sary to take a course in “private Kec- | réaus wicre cea of* thorouuh retaryahip.” The industrious young | and competent » are require Yan or woman stenographer can al-| The knowleda ways work up from one posttion to |e another until finally competent to js | take up the duties and responuibilities | to one's of a private secretary. The pa: Copyright, 22.—PRIVATE SECRETARY, T German and 4 often add# ‘cess in this line of work. of a private seeretar, The important qualifications are from $25 to $35 per w There are i general intellixence, common eense, | positions that pay much more; bit alertness, thoroughnoss, reliability, | these very frequently require a great and a genuine Interest in one's work, deal of experience and an The ability to keep conf.dential all im- ‘knowledze of business affairs, = = intimate The Girls of Harlem By Eagene Geary. Copyright, 1913, by HAT joy ts mine at j To bend the pliant knee | And twine for Harlem's peerless girls | A wreath of melody! j-The brightest it jewels are they In Beaut; shining crown— | The fo'rest and the handsomest Allo + Gotham town! For Beauty, all the wide world o'er, Sutil holds our hearts in thrall, ‘The Wress Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World) Beauty's, We adore them ‘neath the stars: | And bewitched we ride beside them On the bouncing trolley cars, | Entranced we sit and listen | To thelr voices sweet in song | Til Cupid's golden chain Is bound Around ue fast and strong. We meet them at the sociable, The theatre and ball. Oh, the pretty girle .f Harlem | Are the fairest of them alll was not only “taken ‘Bor > a i es But the pretty girls of Harlem We'll boast them and we'll toast them % won't do them no good.” maid Mr, friends of the Great Planta-|Ccoata off,” interrupted Gus, “and a een ieee emma eelf in her touring car—(for she had For, they passed the tennis courts| Smith, indicating Gus and Slavineky i We admire them in the sunlight; | Are the fairest of them all. mies riven to cue padi and changed from|{"®y noted the players with filleta or|and Rafferty and Mr. Jarr. ‘Hush! yest” cried the delighted host-} ~ rarer Welcome back to the Job. town to countey eat, an it would never|PAndkerchiefs around their heads, and|They are foreign noblemen. They only | shall attend to everything my- hatless, ag is the mode with tennis came because I assured Playera of the bonton. would have to meet nobody.” Are You Home Hunting? Queer Stamps for ‘OST Arctic aad Antarctic explor- M ers have taken a special supply of stamps with them for their use, When the Terra Nova left tor New Zea- | land on Nov. 2, 1910, for instance, she had on board $600 worth of New Zeniand Polar Expeditions. ones, they are now worth 9% shillings each unused and are getting more val- uable every year. ‘The stampa used by Capt, Goott and his expedition will naturally ®ecome ex- tremely valuable. | have done to have driven to @ eubur- ban summer home of fashionable people in a town cur)—followed by two taxl- cabs, Mr. Jarr rode in state in ow taz!-| “The Cave Giri," the author of cab and Mr, Dinkston with the come, “Tarsan of the Aves." wil begin serial Panions of his interrupted fahing ex-) publication in The Kvening World Tues. |¢Ursion in the other, m they jo wh Juncts for pinochle were placed at their jsposal. “How democratic! informal!" By the Author of ‘Tarsaa.” To the Baitor of The Kveving World: ‘As one of the countless admirera of How delightfully “Parsan of the Apes,” I ask if your ul- ways interesting array of serial stories cannot be strengthened atill further by Bept, 16. This story contains all! the etartlingly unusual elements that) made ‘Tarsan's success, A sequel to of the Apes,” entitled ‘The Re- another ‘Tarzan’ the same author. would appreciate this. story, or another by Many beskien myself BK. turn of Tarzan,” will be published later in The Evening World, | fishing to a tango Mr. Rafferty, Mr. Blavinaky and Gua} accepted the invitation to change from lawn fete with kindly | graciousness “It don't matter where I go,” eald Gus. “It will make my wite, Lena, mad it So, Here Are By Sophie Copyright, 1013, by The Pres Publich Hints to Help You Irene Loeb ing Oo, (The New York Rvening World). Also, very often we move into “What aimplicity of manner!" “And yet what a patrician air the {German Baron haa!" { Such were o few of the comments jfrom the delighted society persons pres- ent, as they took off their monacies and lowered their lorgnettes that they might penny stamps overprinted with the words “Victoria Land.” Capt, Scott wan specially made post- maater of the British Antarctio—an ap- pointment first held by Sir Ernest Shackleton, in 1907, The Australian Antarctic expedition, jon, which also has met HW junate mishap, used the tamps of Tasmania, cancelled with a jal postmark, showing tn the centre & figure of @ penguin. The stamps used by the Terra Nova expedition were alse RE you spending endless heures in A thie section and that in the hope! piace without ascertaining {f there are! of finding something as to Siany escapes as to the itluminating gas. house thet ls “con-| Mr, Frans Gohnelder jr., sanitarian of venient” and with-/¢he Russell Sage Foundation, claims in your means? that many headaches and anaemic con- In this connec: ditions of no apparent origin have been tion there are &/found to come from elight leaks of tew things that are’ uminating gas. eften overlooked! Here are a few general don'ts in the \that I'm having a good thne whether | i'm having It or not.” “1 was 4o pay the hands this after- noon,” sald Rafferty, the dullder, “Bo T'm tn that muoh, if I stay away. “For said Mr. 8 ay, wire glass is used so much and can’ be broken with an aze, I might es | Well not tend to business at all, when ‘The stamps used by the Shackleton ex- edition were the ordinary New Zeatand | figure of a penguin, = mps surcharged with the worda| The German South Polar expedition » ing Edward VIT, Land," saya An-|1911 had @ special stamp of its own mip More thun 2,000 of there stainps | ufacture, showing & picture ef Its shiv issued, and, though enly penny ' the Deutschland vas Mita hi dhs OB sg Fiat: clearly see the foreign visitors of dis- canvoliog by 9 design seticnebio for tn \tinotion playing eome game all the rage it the higher court circles of Europe | doubtless, Tt was decided that Mr. Slavinaky was! @ Russian duke; and that Mr, Rafferty Was @ Danish prince—his red hair lent color to this rumor, Mr, garr, everybody said, had “such | | | j _—-——_—_— tories i The Day's Good S HW latest KR. R. ruling is that ail of the old ties in which the spikes become loose through age and decrepitude are to be burned and not sold to the nublic at elaht cents aplece ax formerly. One of our esteemed citi- in the hasty hunt) selection of a place to live; for, after . | veeterdoy's train, dat is, ‘i ’ Bene wishes to know if this Is ao Mr. Qlellen can o out in & blase of Re OR, == == ae Che Woatoh at Neca ettnees Goesca tne a se iinet he must be an English Striking Appearance. | be tm ls t3-marrow."—fiaroee tin wor 8 } ties instead of glory. The tles weve much used by our citizens for posts, cess- The Difference. ‘Thus it’ on the decision. , 1a Me ivaicl aplani at bain R rico Jobo L, Burnett ot | ile lash, ; ere a big stick comes in handy. think @ well- D pase Don't put up with dark bedroome in| snunbed panier mes nest Mad Malye Pious Parrot! ‘ managed R. RK. should have a department to look out for wastage and to anvil and Ignored by the distin- Rermesentatives, While he te lange of sith | | ere 1® the hope of having @ fine parior. the power house cinders instead of filling up the river, which belongs to the! isl ee ae nen wulshed card players !n the summer | 44 hay atolutely uo neck at all, he is res. ‘ ° | Don't sowed uo ua cnlidren | in | house, that even the dancing of the wes nt of stature, says the Popular Magazine, pe he deosn't use dreadtus jae public, ;rooms together ere the ven | Great Plantagenet, secured, it was m ha fit opened his law office iv nie ‘We now say goodby to Mr. Mellen, who has done so many things for and to | timos It ls a good ueationable, wits advantage of 4 . f | home town he was employed to defend | 4A stint, Indyairgs "in tees ein the last ten years. The new man, Mr. Killott, will hereafter receive our | Macy ° _ ba es aplap tell bape clade se, When, th barr thing there Isn’t.| being “ ." Rather cho taineer charged with @ petty offense, When the | tifil attentions, We hope he in more careful about details and lem careless with spay vo pg adel big te esis Moet the de. nome partors wot sed t wea For there is many @ home selected | ouiying districts with airy rooms. ok " case was called in court the Judge aaked the de Something awful, but if yon Deller: me, tie 4 Money than his predecensor, and that he will get somebody elae for trolley director | without forethought, end then there lel ar’ sim are leading c cedontary Wiel that the nercat Bemor TRO Donated | tendant if he hud « lawyer to regreseat him few bind contented the }i!""—Lanton Ee ctam oe fa this vicirage to take the place of R. J the usual repenting-at-lelsure statelat your work choose a place where a! threntened to kick him out of the WAY | him tere sus seeing iad gi, NuE T loa't sce | i... fe As we remarked previously, the Democratic caucus has been called to meet that aasumes the form of a defore-and-| walk is necessary to your car line.|pronounced Gua the real - = Morning," said the mountaine ; The Temperate Zone. im the town hall on the evening of Saturday, Sept. 13, to pick out thirty-three fter-taking medicine, with the aften/ such compulaory exercise ts a boon. | N what 2one do we lives nd the tea her, te who will run for office on the first Monday in October. ‘The caucus will | Attending results of wasted experiment,; If you are in need of more alr than | The temp'rut ane," chanted time mete we @ busy time to make a slate that cannot be cracked because of the ancient if not health. Wate Ren healthy lungs, find « dried clogs ; made possible by Jim and th ae iDvery piace has iis advantages and |ltiams where @ eustace car mer bring} var, berth" ompas dere! the douge,' "Wits Amd Wiat dy we ass by toa ape rt dimadvantages. And should one AD- “ih wigs th i - *cali Jobo Burnett’? ‘Our farmers tried to hold their annual pici you to your work rather than the eub: t Putnam Lake lant Wednesday | VANTAGE seem to and out poignant- my'rat ty sehen | | Don't get too far away trom parks u may take sister of the conqueror of the world, Fone without finding some drops of mercury, which would make them come out 0% one way two often, umphaatlp: uldw’t tell dhage peered in!''—Wasle “Just a little lees than between | dows for some part of the 4 your business, if I'm vot mistehen,' @ flat and an apartment.” Am for Kurriemutr, but 1 wou malster,” replied the darhy, “reckon | inquisitive ‘dict 4 when he penton cimnsme apvend Wye at's! taston Stas. | i aioe ws ” way time and roastin’ tot tae ot : Bnd some 0 of them got y Wet, They) tried jain on Thuraday when the ly we are prone to “put up" with other! Don't put e i up with harrowing noises ' A Stranger i, Hf Willie werm't went ty the he ; feather was fine, but only the usual attendance came, ao that only | things. It may happen that the very |i thore ts a choice of quiet, with the! Fy'oR,more than two thousand yearn) = OY a ner in Tov ig wasn't becaiae he ‘didn't, dasee the bintisat Gfteen out of the thirty bush t clams were consumed, and considerable things that we elect to “put up" with | idea that you can ‘et used to it." Stuer ienen tha tie foe a | A sais traveller was waiting for the aus | SUMHBD PA Deo y eustard pie, layer cake, &., had to be toted back home. Meuple who think our witl Inter become the real burdens and| Don't leave a perfectly healthful 'Siwaya buen known by its present name, | Cay tila Wrin Gime come and’ net -——— <r PR farmers are extinct should take In the picnic wome time and find out that not ail hardships, |neighborhood in order to be close t0/%¢ wae refounded and. renamed by | bvt'Ro tral, Me went over to the station muver, Too Inquisitive. | the land worth $2 per acre for farming and $1,00 gor the view hus been disposed For example, I know trusiness women | ‘friends. It la sometimes not good! arexander the Gr@mt in the year 815 | 2? old derky: “Bay, when does today's train get | HPN @ local train pulled up at /-@f for the iatter purpose. bore, 2 bed MIN My “ i Iiving in little apartments who saylto be too close to friends. B,C, It te eaid that Philip of Mace. | bee saywayt" fish Junction where passengers change foe aah Our new Burrow Court oMcials have been busy for a weok studying the they are glad they are not in them dure! Don't assume a “litte higher” rent! gon named hia daughter Thessalonica|,.“O" “at train won't be in for « tong time Kierriemuir the yor'er put in head tn the.” ? 4 of chance ag well as these of Connecticut, having acquired the nice rous | ing the 4 ‘Th @ a0 “gloomy.” | than vou are mure you can pay with the| necanse on the day he h 1 af har |? ae “ ‘ Wintow of one of the compartments and asked; LF crap and jer outfit in the Club Cafe conducted by the Boles fam! But that, after all, they “Just alesp|hope of saving ‘on the table.” birth he won a victory over the Thed-| e‘y® few alaules, tuwerer, @ ae beled met Any one here for Kurriemuirt’* ; George Ix fhe most eminent member, being well-known as far awa there Don't choose room. th : a Oe ee ee Serre | ier ime Me FORMAN: ORS) prvmenily tha fan § It wae gratifying to find that the dice were miuare in the way | ‘And theroia Wes a great fault, Tf th Latah tee cer ae Thus the victory of Philip and | gain now!" emtatined the traveller, exulteutty, | moved on, s A great fault. e|can conveniently keep clean. he name of his daughter, 1f- arty, “Booms paren ald Seat H well as in their shape, being of transparent celluiold, ao you can sce through wages and saiary?” gun does mot pour through the win: aie spacer oc itnel wane: | tearm Cece | tne ieee Deneaen reneting : » thatjand open places where yo! voom (a © bad pince to ciep i all embalmed in the name of the ay, tho ebidren oue e ar ee