The evening world. Newspaper, September 1, 1913, Page 9

' *. Evening World Daily Magazin The Ss e p tember 1, 1913 Now DONT GET EKTHITED. CANT YA THee I'M GETTIN YA pei Nel Looe os CLucK on aw en Bese. : My Hunt for a Wife 4 New York Bachelor's “ Quest of the Golden- Gite” By Victor J. Wilson. Capyright, 1013, by The Pras Publishing Oo, (The Now York Evening World), 12—MY HOMEBLY SWEETHEART. HEN o man visualises his dream-girl, in addition to granting her all, the virtues of mind and soul, he graces hor with beauty of fase and form. Never does a man think of himself as losing bis reason oveg @ homely woman, When he does fall in love wit such a girl eke -4 “America” Makes the Hippodrome a National Institution. r eS eee TELL ME.“THAT IF wer ~ Te pep fol ovnpes ep ldo hey Foie Aro BY CHARLES DARNTON. You CLIMB “THIS REMAINS FOR CE, of her lov : on HY NOT let a daby tell thy story? That chubby papoore in ite portable APPLE. TREE You ; 1 was the last man on earth to become omameeee of any bat o be +) crib that opened its eyes with delight when {ts sthhight-haired mother Qan'T.Ger = rv) Tooker* and my record of “winners” would ha' mn hard to exceed. Y { Dinched its cheeks at the Hippodrome on Saturday night left nothing to DOWN AcaN! oar janet sie py a Wa asta convents paptohgnt Kf “he apelt re be eald. Like thi it of that “ We in q least we ex my ai Pry iwivware, Jqrowlvup tunic, iatat ‘America’ & woman lacking in comeliness that Ne had ever considered her unlevely? / kes the Hippodrome @ national institution. The truth, no matter how stilted, : : . Needing a friend indeed, I chen iy Elsa N-who could not beast ene wiust “out” on this patriotic occasion. This is not saying that the Hippodrome good feature, Her large brown eyes bulged, her nose swerved from the atréight has any artistic right to add another star to its triumphant flag, for in this 4 : : . ‘i path {t should have edhere@ to, her teeth protruded and her begs Pager bec stance it has merely plucked a feather from the eagle's wiitx. That wing, a8 you round, But ftom there on radiated a aw iy know, has already spread itself over the greatest show in the world. But if the 2 © epeeis oa bila see tinkda Wea Soudan de eae a t ft nama Canal was riend: dere: danger sucoaatio ka tua opening of the rs felling in love with her. Weeling eafe waa the reason of my downfall. drome the man who Is ing it may imbibed the dearness of her ries the sweetness of her dispésition and tile Assure himeelf that he is in for a : ‘ t at her character until | was her very slave, And@ I asked her to Happy New Year. 0. ‘ ’ And nant saan in where we ‘nyst . - Happy as 1 wae, I wanted all to ehare my Joy. For hours at a time Bisa ralwe our hat very high to ‘arth Ustened to my praises of Ernest T., my friend who was studying medicine in Voegtlin, Without consulting engin Germany. I to her I was not half good enough for her, but gk ge was or any of the workmen who are going eee 2 plleg he ara scolded me when I myseit lnepn we aa ar a“ cig Voestiin In lengthy epiaties I extolled Elsa's virtues to Ernest and teasingly wrote haw anticipated American histary by him that I had the very girl whom fate had intended for him. { wanted*my cutting a straight path through the bi = = Gwoetheart Elen and my dest triénd Ernest to know each other ae I knew them. geet none on any map: With all ite “ Sfy » Erneat came home at Chriatmas time and, they met. There is something in revelations “ ’ thing é Preparing two people ¢o tall in love, Ernest and Riga sap cach other, And the , ah spied petnsaed ead APPLES wid ve damage was irreparable, so impret eas at mighty steamship Passing slowly and majestically, with To PRove | 6oT 1 knew at once what had happened between them, Krnest bebaved a8 one's Down Again | best friend should asf Elsa was all that a true woman could be. erebe Katine fron, its hie through I was the one who stood between thelr happiness. Hut they intended to piny ers ls tae ey nd ane ee ltd fair. For a month or 80 we went on pretending—all three of us very unhappy. Merete IEueta Cheer ee ae ‘Then I reasoned that if Elsa married me there would be two miserable people— panaias Bx Las ieee progress. The my wife and my best friend; but if I gave up my love I would be the enly one tee ip. ow leck upon deck to lone. It is hard to make a noble nature accept a sacrifice, But much alight, carries iMusion to such a degree urging I convinced Ernest and Wisa that the only way apy of us could be happy that one sits in deep silence ay it was for them to marry. Passes. . ; ‘As true lovers cannot remain parted for long, they at last consented'to give It is a pity that Mr. Voextlin did in to my reasoning. And so I was,again doomed to wahder, a lonely bachelor, not keep his surprisingly ‘beautiful pic- in quest of what fate might hold me. . ture of Niagara Fulla to glorify “america,” for in apite of the wonders he has achieved, the picture is not com- fe 6 without It. Although thousands ; = tan Nagra ini ck | , we Ba | A Glimpse Into New York Shops | siunning reproduction of the Falls is needed to give the last artistic touch to ‘America.” It belongs there, To emphasize this point it is only necessary to G@taw attention to the fact that on Saturday: nicht the enthualasm of the audience whe never roused as it has been by other Hippodrome spectacles. This is merely © matter of observation. It is not said in the spirit of criticism. ‘There is no need to turn verbal somersaults over the Hippodrome at this Inte day. That journalistic specialty is a thing of the past. The Hippodrome has tor eines established itself as the greatest show on earth. Still, gts strongest appeal must be, and ever will be, to the eye. And for this very simple reason it must have an overwhelmingly beautiful and effective acene—something to atrige you 4 leave you with nothing but exclamations of the moat incoherent sort. Wopyright, 1913, by H.-R. Fy Co.) ama Canal scene is impressive, yet it isn't a drop in the bucket to eaiey Niagara. So why not take us back to the Falls? Mr. Voegtlin need have no| S®¥OPSI8 OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS. fear of repeating himself, . ‘The Grand Canyon acene may be relied upon to hold its own, Tt tsa tre- mendous picture, full of dignity, color and power. Naturally, some of the other views seem comparatively small, thouxh they show phases of America from « UBBER hatbands are a novelty Inyat 10 cents, @ise 63x84 te 15 conte, R rl A practical bolder fer the paper tows They come tn bright colors an@|els can be had in nickel at 50 cents. can be used as bows or bands to add| The soft crepe paper handkerchiefs 4 touch of color to tlie plain cap, or they | are preferred by many traveligre. They. jean be converted into streamers and} come in sealed pai eontaining Nt together by @ few rubber buds./one dosen handkerchiefa, at 10 ceate + rubber cap can be purchased for|a package. Leah Another convenience for the trav- 4 Jack Doogan, as he knelt Jack Doogan in a commuter, of |band will make an attractive bathing | aller are Iva reverently by the aide of the gitl who course, and he often sees an opportun- |AD. « Tho bands are 38 cents, A black |they are m, of course, but—— had done #0 much for him, and for ity to “turn @ trick” on @ome of his | rubber cap of quality made| compressed tablete of absorbent eet always seem sudden,” re- wom, on his side, he had dared some- fellow-passengors, Hut he never does | up in pleated effect {x 91.00, and would] ton, which, when saturated with water, plied hia wife with that air of wisdom thing and would dare more by giving !t. He gave his promise to Nell before |iook pretty with @ red rubber band. expand tos else sufficiently ample for which site so well on matrons of Mrs. up his old lawless life forever. they were married, and he ts not the| paper towels ate @ conventence during Joth, They come 4i \ voluminous physique and de- tyne Of MIAN Gb Aebae he wond to eee & face clo ‘hey come in pasteboara you, mother?” suit William mut en I have no objectlo , — a Pas Sithe camping days, and the housewife/tubes of ten tablete and eel) at 66 " woman, #0 he looks at “easy things’ New England farm with girls thrusting thelr smiling {aces through a load of jure wasn't," ventured Mr. Carr. CHAPTER XXXIV. which come under hia notice in a purely | Who Mn taking her vacation at home is |centa, hay to Florida's palmy beach, where a “Carnival of Sports takes place. The He waid it in a very low tone, for he “a ight!” Getnahad frame af mina. | uaing them to reduce the summer laun-| ‘Ihe sautolr ribbon ts again im vbewe. yachts, with their white allken sails easily came out first in this carnival, though wasn't very anxious for his wife to ‘Straig! the dipping, circling aeroplanes were a close second. The other features of this capital idea were not marked with the ingenuity that might have been displayed, At the same time William J. Wilson has staged “America” with unquestioned skill, There is the realism of the streets we know #0 well, for example, in the scene that shows horses Kalloping to a fire with rocking engines in New York, though the fire itself 1# nothing more than we have often scen on the atage. Curiously enough, many of the acenos in ‘America’ i Deauty is often sacrificed to hard realism. This may explain the matter-of-fact way in which Saturday night's audience received the performance. For one thing, | (iegytnoay Som there was altogether too much noine on the part of the orchestra, which Manuel | eft he fath a whie Klein should tone down for the sake of thote who take their ears as well as their ete ABE saeioee, control of the eyes to the Hippodrome. While a Hippodrome show resolves itself into moving, eons Suu on Poogen “T could do It as eunlly an @t out,” he (dering, A fine quality in crepe paper! Used either as a lorgnette or @ watch hear the remark. She did hear It, how- HERE in a young man werk- tells Nell sometim: it I wouldn't | towel in ye had at 30 cents @ hun narrow ribben is effective ever. Her trumpet was turned directly | ing for one of the biggest do it myself, of course, and I'd al hanced, and P\dred. For travelling they are packed inst the fashionable white blouse Seward bis mouth, os ie chane wafe manufacturers in Chig hat I naw trying to MEt lings boxes of 100 and sell at 60 cente/and is quite amart. The shops are Oe aces tant was itt cago-a young man with #, leather or pinch 4 watch” gia box. showing them in colors, among whieh “It wasn't mine,” he inalated, “You “flashing brown eyes, a ruddy : n ne, over the supper table, | For the plentc there Is @ box con-|the navy blue and crimeon are prom: ( put ine off from time to time because complexion and powerfif handa—who in telling her about a watch ‘taining #Ix towel with # sheet ofjinent, but good dressers prefer the 2 T'was rather absent-minded and forge: en expert in the manipulation of com- ae if tt wanted to Jump out{ soap folded into each one, ‘These ure|tluck. Some of these, in moire, have different things you wanted. 8 it. that Mina er hing an o seni Gb ‘a pocket into the Ankers of| 10 cente @ box. & rhinestone slide in eome pretty de- io incieem “uke tata Gahewes Tee : Whins na baieane some ‘dip.’ “Would you be able to] yor the camping h sign. They are 81, and then there are ‘Jenttern gece Intervals, @ aula, “Well, never mind, This Ia no time house cannot get its safe open ee temptation Pretty haras{Me there are. paper migp. Tear ore. ti. ane te re are or place to discuss auch a foolixh au a4 hed Jack, “But I don't want even @ . Tt only hope our daughters will on't talking and singing pictures, ite chief appeal Is to the eye. So why tire the ets Utol tne thermaaleest cae palin ton. emsclves married to kl@P- went to adjust the diMculty. He nas (epeeter bad enough to ket one that Audience with sound? never find t Revor Tallon to ee, UMeuty. He nae way, 1 tall you something, however, ne u ee tomantacs.” I'm making good with thir wate firm, | . The thrill, of course, must be felt, and tt was, in a way, when an automobile | sent un : te Witsushhy James Cluney started violently an4 Then, again, occasionally It Ip abso- hug Til bet a wateh I'll have enough | Jungle Tales for Children carrying the villain and the plot took an unexpected turn in the alr and landed |Sit,2ge® *aouace that they also fetend 10 86 trod on Jack Doogan's ifort. | Wh lutely necessary to get Into @ safe wien to buy @ repenter Inside of a year.” —By Farmer Smith—— \in the tank with a great splash. Still this thrill might have been more {i J promptly, sounied A Le Aliana nets tae, ony. oO ig lr aie “And will you do 1t? asked Nell, y “ ” him in a whisper ni seater areariion ets al ab Blin anh cae aanattcs| CHAPTER XXXUL, Sing! tant ae natin, vena eeaey Oernced tte eune tar" y 4 saga, ry wt you me comms aw Tn Pon amin oe fon me Wa "Per any in. movine picture circles. Ww Np Pe eatiats for om his prospective gery gose from ihe safe manufacturers teeta : aee VRAD) anne that Would | gg PAID you ever wish for anything) “What are you screwing Up yous face To quote the Hfppodrome's poet, those girls who walked right down to the edding Bells. vicrhcrcinclaw, and. resolved that he oben sooner remind ma ot my old lite, 1 had no D very hard?” asked Jiinmy| for?” asked Jimmy, 7 biettam of the tank and shen walked right up again, probably did to “to follow out | ¢ ¢ ND you will marry me, would tell her before ther ail that, Jase HUF trea lt how moon 18 foals to | Monkey of the Hiaby Baboon! “lim wishing hard” answered the & Geathiess Destiny.” It’s odd, but it isn’t new. That Joan™ he wan ; while he had once feared he had thet in Chicago—and here, too— who would {one afternuon as they sat in the top of] Baby Baboon, taaae tank, It really reached the Hippodrome's high-water mark. might ax Weakness—or, rather, disease, as Fe be ihe toto You mustn't wish with your face licen yY Willoughby had solemnly a tee * Rad al ‘ai + ead I'd been.” a tr nes sald Jimmy, “Wish inside. dency to unconscious sted Importing firm of Seott, ¢ 8 “Yes” answered the Mal Poon ny and by M hi ame along. Bet Vin nt’s “Ad i to L Impertinence! she {eauy\ wasche had had ample proof New York City, His name in J Whe, ralnlater 46 Our ohureh'| iy, butt okda't alwaye eat ie” | font ye ehhantht mesos gem ce Vice Oo OVETS | intersected, put not in an angry tone, not the mightest evidence Doogan, His friends call him “Jack pid his wife eo.and ehe.) BONY. Pe ‘idn't wish hard}: pend throw that eoooamea 4 rT) Aaa matter of fact th f. “The names are there and everything of guch a germ in his whole being. Jadk Doogan does not live in Chicago. you are the kind of | "That's because you didn | mee if you can throw that coc “Why Be Shy? ' F of fact these self-con-| ig complete and regular,” Willougkby Sfoqte® io would, aay — He asked Nell, hin wife, If she would vigorous young men welenoigh.’ teplied Jimmy high unt HY be ahy?| SOUS young persons are much more In-) went on. “Let me unk Mr. Speluin to “ste ‘fyelaim” said Mra. Carr, solemn- not Ike to renide in a flat, where she Need in this town to build up the | wei, said the Baby Baboon, “sup-| Mr i ok the cocoanut tn his Belt - con.| terested in thomaelves than any one else | include us in that ceremony. Won't yy sug ‘cluney stopped hin reflections, to the theatres easily and churei, and hea wotng to ask you! og, we wish for that nut there) snout and threw it right at Jimmy, who Selouaneas,| 1%, them. “They should realise this/ you. deart” ty, one chibey Mapped Ne Teen Rrest Ar to alate atreet when- (0 teks a claga In HUNGRY achoglt te en io vouit we wet i |cuusht "land get over their shyness, “IT wouldn't think of euch « thing,” cntar Joan 60 Willoughby?” ever whe wanted to‘ lovk through the lack Do n i aw he laughed pat i i aia aH ae . in one or La haied ciean returned Joan, “What would mother Gauanter Jone 1 ee Viuathed Jack Din Gepartment stores and shop. But It id not seem so utterly prope Let's wish for it toxet answered| Hat Ha! twaghed Jimmy. “You s many forms, fay?” 7 eo We got the cocoanut” exclaimed the 1] only be one of the terous to him might thi: 1® probably the T have been having | At the same time she allowed pr, Docwap. “Th Lanes nie ane Mattes 8 though he told her he never ona commonest fault) A argument with » friend of mine, and Willoughby to take her hand and lead CME, eile Wett , eg garden and. chickens, Hesiden,, the of you | We want you to settle It. When a man her to Mrs, Carr, before whom he bowed wane Beem mine C8 i ir would ye better for Stinger n men.J escorts two young ladies, should he his head and aske! ina properly hum- Se i. rkabie toy bulldog who had Tne worst of it ty] Walk between them or next the curd?| ble fashion, but In a loud voice, to The little minister was rather take put Jack Doogan into the y ‘All right.” replied the Baby Baboon » and wish to she closed hin eyes and made a face Baby Baboor from Mina Caroline to-muy suppose he's getting It again.” of bual- ” pos! : comp! the @ & by the unexpected rush of tches of Lieut, Jon ‘ “Hon plate comes What dou she Gettlas what again that it makes not] The latter position is correct. pea he asian GH OF the yess, But he Was Kaineman Jack Doo. wi), al detective io ii) we mat ekon Vm dolng enough. wut, “That dineaso with the long nama, only Its ponsesso) “Mrs. Carr, would you object to my Kan remarked afterward te, b leatl4 at he Grand Central Station the night y this kind of } I never her Kiepto— whatever it Is You know," but others in the] "B.D." writ: “T am twenty-three marrying your youngest daughter, ## soon a he ver ; Lid before they were inarried, powe War The cop “ Uh-huh! If they don't put tin mite Immediate vicinity] yeare old and plan to be married vory| Joan? We have been partly engaged, shovk of finding three couples So Mr, and Mra. Jack Doogan have @ suind the safe works it ah ’ tins on that old man he'l! land in Jaib uncomfortable and| soon. My parents want me to continue ® You have known for some time, and hands, he directed Dr Neat little house, with half un acre cf And no stoui-pigeon to RO and wee Cheln Whenever We are Ih yet! predicted Jack Doogan shaking.+ unhappy. to live with them, but my future wite|2°™ #ii* has consented—if you will Joan to stand up on the Fou a) comaiun i ther," New York . hin head #olemniy. i 7 7 y wife | Dermit tt . Doogan and Nell, while Ja tles that dot the prairie to the wet And are ya) happy"? asked Ne Nix! Never again for me to New (The Bad) she shy doy or girl ls usually the vio-| objects to this, My parents do not ace | ioty all this?” cried William and Mudge Carr Were on thelr left. of the great city on Take Michigan. wetting up fro’ the twole and coming York What « in cacaiamenecomens tim of everweening egotiem, The boy ts) tually need me, but they are devoted| Carr. “Do you mean to say, Willougi- kne paid the auinister, ole Hep garden ie doing wall, and she hopes is sabe. Ol, she Says.” wont on Nell, laugh- ig agony of embarrassment because he/ to me and do not wish to be separated. |by, that—" emnly. to have fifty or sixty hens in a year Say, An Mey ng atill harde that her mother has 0, HEVEAV's BEST STOR! feels that every one ts watching the! Shall I do ae they wish in this matter?”| “William!” boomed Mra. Carr in an ck, Dagan nesitated, Aa if he hard of two, when Kita’ har’ whiokene uxt Voked) that Jont Ner earsteuimpet: weain.” in awkward way in which he manages his| It is most important that a awful votce—for she wanted to make ly knew w to do tt, and Mr. Carr, fairly going, 8! forty Uttle chicks ow ell, they can't say took It—or wil in tome arma and pind The girl blushes, thinks | couple should have a home of iuireen er husband understand that #he still y Interested, repeated the in- rats don't get them ry) you, either. ‘That's on. mort. stories begin tion for hin benefit: He said kneel” eoncerned. ‘3 have given my consent." ‘This seems too good to be true,” mar- more that!" ‘Ol, thar reminds ma,” broke in Ne with @ merry laugh, “I got a lett of constitutional the world is watching her and Diushes! Live near your parents, if you wish, harder, “ a= OU Bot with them, meee o But Miss Caroline they Bing World. america’ are afraid her father ha ome. story writer's work is seem thing with i aod cans remember, § Dest 4m these A Gi Tes