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—_ Ay. SRT Se Tome a The Evening World Daily - SO A IN A NNR SRNL it NRE RRR. rr een erry eames ta ust 286, 1913 az Mag ane. e t Wy 8 C SNG8 Home Again! - {ace * By Robert Minor Ry ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPA PULITZER, aaeueunt PAIN oo + 2 + ~ «A Podiisned Daily xcept Sunday by the Press Publishing Comrany, Noa 69 te | © ~~ “ se “~ 02 Park Row. New York RALPH ITZER, President @3 Park Row, — 3. ANGUS RITAW ‘Treasurer, 63 Park R ‘easurer, ow. JOSEPH PULITZi.R, Jr, Secretary, 63 Park Row, Entered at the Prst-Office at New Tork as Recond-Clase Matter. Gubscription Rates to The Evening |For England and the Continent and World for the United States All Countries In the International i and Canada, Poatal Union EY 80 One Month. Coprright, 1913, by The Pree Publish ine Co, (The New York Evening World), H’- long, O my Daughter, wilt thou continue to cry out in the high- ways and the market places: “Give me my rights!” For when a man wanteth a thing, rigut or wrong, he wasteth a0 words, but TAKETH it! Yea, whether it be a country, a kiss or a woman. Thus doth he appropriate all the honor and glory and comforts and privileges and SOFT SNAPS in life. And the greatest of these is the privilege of being WAITED UPON! Lo! fn all thy days hast thou ever known a man who could fi.d bis OWN pipe, his OWN collar button, his OWN hat, his OWN newwpaper or his OWN conscience? Behold, when a woman misplaceth a thin, “Alas! what have I done with it?” it. But when a man cannot find a thing he crieth: “Where hast thou PUT it?” “What hast THOU done with my hat?” “WHO hath taken my razor?” When he desireth a clean collar he whistleth unto it softly, thinking to see it come floating unto him from out the air. When he seeketh his socks he calleth them by name, and looketh to see them come running to his feet with barks of joy. His umbrella hideth itself in strange places and will not be lured therefrom. He sitteth upon his newspaper and issueth commands while all the household searcheth therefor. His slippers walk away of their own volition. Theatre tickets leap from his vest pockets and secrete themselves in the pockets of his yesterday's coat. And all the days of her life is a wife condemned to labor, hunting for his things! He droppeth his clothes wheresoever they may fall; yet in the morning he expecteth to see them, as by magic, hanging neatly upon a chair. He layeth his pipe upon the plano, yet is astonished that it doth not find its own way back to the pipe-rack. . He flingeth his boots under the divan, and is aghast to discover that they have not crawled back upon his boot-trees. “Great Scott!” he crieth in his agony, “is there nothing ever in place in THIS house? Is there NO ONE here that knoweth anything of law and order?” When he hath finished arraying himself the house resembleth a battle- fleld or a sacked city. He goeth forth in the morning leaving storm and confusion behind him. But when he returneth again in the evening all must be beauty and serenity and the household running upon olled wheels. Lo! my Daughter, if thou wouldst dwelf happily with a husband, I charge thee, see to it that thou possessest seven pair of eyes, four pair of hands, the patience of Job, the nerves of a clam, the cunning of Ariel, the wisdom of Solon and the second sight of a Palladino. For verily, verily, an ideal wife is a combination valet, detective, mind reader, conjurer and sleight-of-hand performer. Selah! she saith: And sttaightway gocth and find- VOLUME 64.....0..006 A WORTHY MESSAGE. ITH fine authority and understanding President Wilson hes W voiced the feelings of this country toward troubled Mexico, Aggrersivenesa, impatience, unsatisfied vanity on the part of warring factions who think that power seized is power vatablished will beat in vain egainst the calm, friendly finality of the President's message. Jt ie not only an admirable expression of national policy— it is a lesson from a great nation to another s'ruggling to find itself. While offering every assurance of friendliness and help when eth tnediation may be possible tho President declares in no uncertain terms that for the present this country must stand gravely aloof until Mexico has proved that it is ruled by @ government and not camp. With a plain, imperative warning that Americans who have to stay 1a Mexico must be protected, he yet advises those who can to leave— @ clear sign of bow this country regards the ability of the present suthorities to maintain order. As the President eays of “those who @aim to constitute the legitimate government of the republic”: “They have not made good their claim in fact. Their successes in fhe field have proved only temporary. War and disorder, devastation and confusion seem to threaten to become the settled fortune of the @i¥ cacted country.” A definite armistice and a general election free from all factional restraints are, once and for all, the only means by which Mexico can gin through, in the eyes of this conntry, to “that enlargement of the field of self-government, that realization of the hopes and rights of a nation, with whose best aspirations, so long suppressed and disap- pointed, we deeply sympathize.” In its implied insistence that no government of a republic can be a government merely of force or usurpation, that a stable republi- can government must rest upon fair and full representation, the President’s message is more than a atatement of policy. It is a piece @ fine counsel and warning offered by an older nation to a younger stumbling painfully along the path of constitutional progress. How to Choose Your Occupation The Duties, Chances and Salaries in Various Lines of Work By Celia kK. Hasik AHLSALSASAAAAABABABABAABAAA AA AABDA Mr. Jarr Hears Words of Wisdom to Add to His Fund of Ignorance AKALLAMAAAAAASAAAAIAAIAAAAAAAAABAAIS | Copyright, 1913, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), $1.—CHEMISTRY. constitution is always of value in chesi- F the applied acienven chemistry | !8try, which often entails a considerable O fe perhaps one of the inost im-|®™ount of physical work. portant. Its usefulness is daily| The beet way to take up this work is Increasing. The time is near at hand | to £0 through a regular course of mtudy when the chemist will be a necessary |@t some college. For the average man | part of nearly every industry. In tox-|however, it Is easter to study In somo eratora of gloom, in wening attire, eet ties, color making, fertilizers, foods |APecial school. ‘The Cooper Union in up trade dinners marked by all these! 9. ‘and in y other branche New York 1s an excellent school for that depressing adjuncts; and once again nd manufacture chemistry is| Purpose. The Y. M. C. A., too, offers a Pessimism and apprehension are engen- ral course in mistrys dered. Orders are cancelled, shops are uation a special line of shut down, firms make eassignments,| work can be taken up In one of the in- dustrial establishments, Or @ young man may take a position as assistant to another chemist and there learn the special ine to be followed in all tts Practical phases, The average pay of a chemist runs from $12 to $3 per week, There aro chemists In special tines of work who earn much more, The higher and better paying positions are often connected with managerial wort The Hedgeville Editor. By John L. Hobble. “Lamentations won't bring you anything but bolls.”"—Abraham Gruber, Chairman of the Repubiican Designating Committee The fine flower of Fusion philosophy! DO IT NOW. JHE New York Tclephone Company may or may not have prom- T ined to make a five-cent rate for all calla in and between the five boroughs if Gov, Sulzer would withhold his signature from the Duhamel-Larrimer bill, which aimed to fix that rate. In any case no amount of dickering can long defer the day when the ‘people of Greater New York will demand a uniform five-cent call throughout the metropolitan district. If the Telephone Company is to keen to have the credit of reducing its rates on its own initiative why didn’t it make the five-cent r 9 general July 1, when it put ita new schedule in force? It certainty can’t count on the credit once compulsion is on the way. ++ —___-- gunrd shall stand at the door to shoot down on sight any persons wearing bald wigs who are endeavoring to enter the banquet hall to personify in saddest bur- lesque prominent persons present or noted individuals In the trade! “Any person drawing a concealed lov- ing cup will be immediately pinioned while a vigilante committee will fill the offending vessel with vitriol and ‘broken glass and compel sponsor for it to quaft It to the dre: “Any killjoy arising and atarting to sing ‘For He's a Jolly Good Fellow! shall be garroted by the sergeant-at- arms and his assistants, The toast- master will don the black cap and the ullty wretch will be led out to be shot octal affairs, freed of these on the e@ocial as well as the All unsought and unsolicited the nomination for Coroner went looking for our Julius—and, oh Joy, found him. EE A PARALLEL. HOUTS of approval and applause from a certain class of London S music-hall patrons in honor of a prize-fighter who fled from the consequences of his misdeeds in this country are neither @0 surprising nor as significant as some people would have them. To this type of Londoner Jack Johnson is a great champion whom race prejudice drove out of the United States, Your real Cockney knows as little of the actual facts about race prejudice in this country as he does of Johnson’s brutal and reckless career, Anyway, Johnson ia a foreigner for whom Londoners feel no national responsibility whatever and of whose prestige, eo far as they understand it, they are loud applause and more obs or hiccoughs from Mr. Jenkins. “The subject of uniforms for the office I believe," the went on, “'I will be a uniform In nt. And that uniform tterned in good taste and ‘Cowrigh!, 1013, by The Pree Publishing Ce, | worn cheerfully by us all, for we will Via Now York ventana Wort, clothe ourselves in uniform courte 66 ND it gives me great pleasure,| Again loud applause interrupted the A not to introduce, for you al-|8peaker and Mr. Jenkins raised @ stave ready know him, but to pre-|@f “For He's a Jolly Good Fellow!" But ent Mr. Michael Angelo Dinkston, the| MF, Dinkston stopped the dismal chant- foremost efficiency engineer in the|!2€ at Its Inception, commercial world—and I make the ‘One of the firet reforma we will e ent without fear of successful;@eavor to inaugurate will be re! contradiction!" governing trade dinners and purine: These laudatory words were uttered 14. by Mr. Jarr'a boss at *he conclusion of demand for specially trained chemists is Increasing. The extension of the agricultural bureaus both by ‘State and national governments and the Growth of food analysis are creating Openings daily, The young man or woman with an inbdern liking for in- vestigation and @ mind that ts quick at analysing should consider chemistry as poss! occupation, Other important qualifications for a chemist are exactness, accuracy, thor- oughness and patience, A good physical hard times result! | Jolly Good Fellow!’ at men who never smile unless it Is at the recollection of having skinned somebody tn a question- able business transaction?” Just then a messenger boy diverted attention by delivering a telegram to the boss, who nanded it to Mr. Dinkston, “Certainly not!" gaia the efficiency hyesimadl ‘Wire them we play no favor- A Duss went around the room, and then Mr. Dinkston informed the assem- blage that the largest Jobbing firm in Ap optimiatle the very excellent shore dinner tendered yremarks by saying he ts a plain business | will permeate the tri the trade had tele; od if they Copyright, 1918, by The Press Publish ing Co, (The New York Evening World), eine ‘to take the encet the firm's employees, at Mr. Dinkaton’a| man and no orator, | And all business life will take on ‘ould handle Smith & Co.'s products! BV. FROST says thet our faults LD FORK says that every woman B ‘ * suggeation, by the boss, “Other reforms as momentous will be| buoyant tone, which will have an en- | exclustvely, R grow bigger than our virtues be- either may, can, must, might, Is it particularly surprising that auch things should happen three| There were loud cries of ‘Heart | that she Comalitea ot Arrangements of | livening eftact on avery Ine of commer-| Mtr, gmith asks me to announce,” cause they get more exercise. could, would or should get mar- + dl H Hear!" and Mr, Jenking, the book-/any trade dinner whall not be permitted | cial and industrial endeavor. adde Mr, Dinksten, “that we ried. thousand miles away when within a few hours’ Journey from New| keeper, whose emotional utbreak had|to sadden the otherwise pleasant affair| ‘Just when business is getting nor: Li raised prices on our brands 10 per cent., and as the jobbers know we can't fill half our orders they request permission to advise the retall trade they must wait until we can supply them with Smith & brought about the dinner and day at the seaside, was heard to sob, Per- hape *t was hiccough, but {t was cred- fted an @ aod, ENRY FORD lost his position last Tuesday for using his consciance uring business hours, by any humorous stunts, An armed|atter @ severe financial depression, York a crowd of Canadiana cheer to the echo a murderer and degen- erate who managed to escape from this State? There are people everywhere to whom @ criminal or a fugitive from somewhere elso BV. FROST says that money never took any one to heaven; but It has kept « lot of people out. H AWYER RASP anys that “bust cae instantly hecomes an object of excited interest and sympathy. ‘The ao eee agccare toed a How Much Cash Do You Sp and high oiyrirnge Beat irs peed) wants) L ee sananet te ups eer ra To he eeeatlee of ad word importance of such folk in the community {9 not overwhelming, “In business,” he sail, “we should plied with tai Pe honestly but legally. Letters From the People | cultivate the art of good fellowship. | Outings Ike thii | will gi e Compared to What You Earn? By Sophie Irene Loeb Gopyright, 1918, by The Prews Publish ing Co, (The New Yerk Evening World), and woman with tears, HH most disagreeable thing to take is some of your own medj- The Day’s Good Stories A Song of “‘Now.” By Cora M. W. Greenleaf, Comtight, 1018, by The Prea Poblushiag Co, RRIN KELLY says he is going to start a society to prohibit the external use of alcohol, augment our renown ery or routine could “EAttio Hints as to Cost.” cauat to the equare of the sam ot ene (auch affairs of these will permit, I Hm vite st many & honeekeenes encounters strong (The New York Evening World), To the Esitor of The Ureaing World: the original numbers. So that: When pamphlets on the gubject which dace ae temptations to spend money. un tlk ane eke Ga Aa 1 anticipate accepting @ position will awake the business world to the ‘There are various reasons for this, two improper fractions have the same numerator and the sum of thelr de shall pays tha you ghould ilve within with @ business concern operating at Havana, Cuba, I would deem it a great trouble, rey fact the Dinkston Gystem makes for S Others fust love to complain; Gometimes the methods of Mra. Neg! or soross the street seem eo alluring His Dela: the credit there is, Put down on the nominaters 18 equal to thelr comm: — i AT ; Pow of ° We Leen favor if some of your readers could | numerator, the eum and presuct of then your, Income, AT |that one ia tampted to IMITATE to the |Foy of mm now when, we're haypy, dia ca as ead ie ‘Words nd uae by Wan ‘Shabepar = AAviee me of conditions. Little hints | are 1 te h Well Named point of EXTRAVAGANCE, Extrave- We A ‘mies from bis home to an adjoining tows, equal te each other and te the . @ personal friend We're a funny old crowd, tf you'll no- —————— ee to the cost of living, the cost of |equare of the eum of the deneminatore of Mrs, Marshall |S*o® of course, te ones walle | thee) ee ee feed, the prices at hotels, boarding | divided by thelr product, Why? Be- me {t may cure one ft will kill another, By and ti erro @ commons on, | uel SO nme stonistment by on soquaiat He Knew Tommy. houses, the climate end what to wear | cause the law ef numbers makes any nd she | “What may seem @ huge expense to -™ LADY echosl tescher was giv pro: T Our joys are 00d time aceming, "You walked ol the way!” the letter ex. ing 6 leenen —any quch information will be very | other result impossible, G ceeds to practise |one l¢ ® mere TRIFLE to another.) oO, ‘times that have passed and are| aimed. “Mew @id you ot aloes?” i addition. Btriving to make the matter Righly appreciated, And 1 think @ eniaa tap Gans Vania as she. preaches, | Therefore, living within one's income pi see. er naiat te a tan evtiod gotuae, | sn, ithe, t@ the clam, she anid: good 7 general readere might lkele, a, eo ere Mrs, Marshall be- |™Ust of necessity comprise a study of J conan} ak lh seme to teat Gan oot aan Et snaine that you had thee ap- to learn je facts, too. CB, H, | Aliow me to extend my congratula- Hy one of the |S&cR individual case, For the Gaye that shine brightest ana] tam, ‘Size om to fillers mile en hoot.’ That | Pye ‘noes baer wes ‘eit you he would gire you Woodhaven, L. 1. tions to The Evening World for the great evils in the| Then, times without number the tit- peptic ad And apt ane bach some,—Touth's Companion, theat” PAE SRT SARIN ve Bee The “Why?” Prebiem, splendid reeulte of your atand for bet- domestic arena to-day, and which per |t!@ Woman on a shoppin, Nea, 7 ‘Just three, ma'am," muttered BIL), ‘Bo the Editor of The Evening World: ter taxicab service, The results of this hapa accentuates the cost of the high {though she have « definit fre Gee Misclegs) ep tran a Decided Too Early. ld have three apples yourself ang R. H. B, does not explain the “Why” |iong controversy show the standing living theory, ts that of living BEYOND |@!most unconactously falls Proposition by demonstrating that eum of twe numbers te divided Were divided by each of them in tu Fhe sum of two numbers divided @ach of them in turn results in t wided by their product, The sum of t “Bumbers multiplied by each of them damm gives tae Bumboms Wbese Cem A He merely proves the original elds geod for any two numbers, When product and the result ts muiti- by each of the original numbers im turn the resulting two numbers are, @briously, the same as woud be ob- tained if the sum of the twe nu.nbers mumbers whose sum and product are gual to each other and to the square of the eum of the original numbers di- and the influence of your paper in Greater New York, T, NELSON CARLE, Lightat and Metal Reofs, ‘Te the Editor of The Evening World: In answer to “6. C.” will say, ee o builder of forty years’ experience, 1 never heard of @ tin or metal roof ef kind (where the gutters and leadere Properly connected with the ground) being damaged by lightning. They form a natural conductor, espe- clally when filled with water. Tin is not meceasary. Any metal will answer, such aa corrugated fron, metal shingles by rn, by wo wo|and many other forms of roofing. The! the home management toward the end of inl only requisite 1» @ thorough connection| “I guess because it marks the true economy,” $0 With the ground, Wb BAe “Why do they call It Labor Day?” one’s means, “For example, Mra. Marshall was for weeks hunting a home that would come within the family income, She had figured out Just what portions of the should go for rent, servants, and fully afford, In this way, ahe she is a HELI rather than a Ht DRANCE to her busband’s progres Bhe is on the alert as to every detail of ven So that In the summing up of seem- ing trifling Items thus paid, the amount is far beyond that which has been AN- . | TICIPATED, Wise is she who knows the limit and Stays within Its safe precincts, In order to accomplish this, the important thing 18 to cultivate the economy of | DETAIL, It le not necessary to be penurious, but rather to be PARTICULAR. and to |divide the income in such a way that the big things are not lost at the ex- pense of littie comforts and vice versa. Wwindap of gre vacation season” _ ‘Therein Meo much PRIQIODR® Aad Close otudy of this caves inter cegseh That le slipping dearest Are always the joys that are dead. ‘We mensure the worth of possessions By the effort and laber they cost, And then multiply their attractions If ever they chance to be lost. To the happiness lying around us, ‘The present calm, fair, golden days, We are biind and are straining our vielon Far into the future to gaze. And we're to! futui Whil pa Au mot for the glorious Present jk for th ou ling Ike slaves for the vy ( ¢ dwell in the realms of the bd ‘Tommy would gie you, Now, id that bet” muttered Bi) egal, “You do, He wouldn't JARY, ged fourteen, wes found one dey M am, we eee. “Thee bays fave ested me to go to the di @e-night,” wee the unexpected —— Wiel, my Gear child, certainty Just as Sick eat horrible misfortune.” . ‘xen, wit I tatd the fit one that T would go|[VATHER BERNARD VAUGHAN Ws ul with hiss and the last one was @ long-panter!”— telling good siories of bie experiences dure Harper's Mi ., tng his recent tour in America, jeonate AY St Haute toasful American ‘id to hint eed “Look ot our Missiasinpl and Hudson Unlimited Credit. Why, compared with them, your pr aH have loft the came of the author ff] Serera and Th leery, slckly stream, be yeosramae,” the stage maraser| “I think 301 just an etchly as ventured to magest, olmerved Father au, seqnat' the authors sume?” sxkrd the men: “llow do that out?” demanted the other, “Well, they are all confined to thelr bea Father Vaughan replied,—Pearssa’s, ‘the thick mustache and double chin, oh ie ‘Shakespeare,’ sgeand ot ream ot AU right, ctve him als