The evening world. Newspaper, August 26, 1913, Page 14

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Tuesday, August 2%, USTABLISHED BY JOSHPH PULITZER. Puvtieked Dally fxcept #unday by the Preas Publishing Company, Noa 68 te 63 Park Row, New Yori ig oo aie ane | $3, ba ag aoa sosien PULITENT, Jr. ecreiary, an Park Ro Entered nt the Post-om Kecond-Clnes Matter, jon o Tie and and the Continem end nl the Intermational $3.80!) 30 One Mont! .. NO, 18,998 VOLUME 44...... TAMMANY THRIFT. HE Tarwmany platform bears heavily on the need of economy in| T the city government. Don’t spond the city’s money “except for | abaolutely essential improvements.” | Just so, Why spend money on future development when living | men have pockets? Why encourage vast achemes of civic improve- ment when everybody knows money will buy canteloupes at two dol- Jare apiece, fish at eighty cents a pound, hothouse tomatoes, perfumed soap and other substantial luxuries which city employees like and which—as the Citizens’ Municipal Committee has shown—under | Tammany administration they get? If the city has any spare cash epend it on things men can enjoy right now. That's the way to make friends—friends of those who enjoy, friends of thore who supply. Friends are as good as money. Of course Tammany loves economy. When a ‘T'amimany orator ‘boosting a candidate lifte his voice and proélaims “He's an organize- tion Democrat,” don’t the committeemen jump shouting to their feet with eparkling eyes and visions of—economy? Don’t waste the city’s motiey. Think of the “boys.” John D. Rockefeller wept when he gave a Sunday schoo! talk to an audience of deaf ptople. The misfortunes of others have been among ‘the hardest this good man has had to bear. aS NO ESCAPING IT. 'E CAN well believe that even Mr. Sulzer’s best friends will not be over-zealous in urging the immediate indictment of Murphy for criminal conspiracy. Proofs of “gigantic con- piracy” and “fiendish plot” on the part of Tammany will not stave off the ordeal of a Court of Impeachment nor make it certain that the “sympathy of the people” will see William Sulzer triumphantly through all his troubles. There is a sense of honor in this State that cannot be satisfied with tHe proof that Murphy is & vindictive conspirator. \ The State will never regain its self-respect until it has secured heme Me Sulzer, in the face of the charges against him, an answer more specific than the already known character of his enemies. The people of New York once took Mr. Sulzer at his own valuation. It will need more than a slump in some one olse’s stock to bring his own to par. ee ‘We understand that the man who yawned himself into lockjaw was trying to discover from the records how the United States Senate has been spending the summer. ———————¢-—_____ , WOMAN IS SO INFERIOR. 1 ILAGRANT MENDACITY,” “hffterical exaggeration, ” “oute! Trageous misstatement,” “unreasonable, unnatural efforte,’! and similar expressions give the latest campaign documenti of the National Association Opposed to Woman Suffrage an exhila- | rating, true enough political ring. When the leaders of the recent suffragist convention proudly proclaimed to Congress that they represented four million women voters in their nine States a good many folks wondered if the Antis would let them get away with it. By taking down the census reports and showing that in these nine States there are at most only 2,500,000 women entitled under the franchise limitations to vote, | that only two-thirds of these are registered and that only 70 per | cent. of the registered go to the polls, the National Association of the Opposed mercilessly cuts down the boasted four imillion to a good deal less than two. “It seems,” conclude the Antis, “that the | temptation to deal with facta and figures in glittering generalities rather than with business-like precision is too strong for women who blunt their finor sensibilities in their attemnts to. enter the arena of politics.” | Exactly. Watch the men resist it. | “What do you mean, blow up?” asked soenipaglilepcccinn ' Mr. Jarr. “@Vhy, Jenkins has taken ft Harry Thaw is desperate.—News despatch. ‘ ‘heart about having to wear aw Not the first time, either. World Almanac, Page 483. Miter of The Kxeuing World jere can I learn particulars as to the qualifications thorough stenographer and typist had @ high achool education a years’ business experience. ¢ read, write and #peak German fluently. Any advice would ve gratefully re- ceived, and would perhaps interest many othera who have ideas of emigra- ton, AMBITIOUR, Port Chester, N. ¥. have &c., for young man al Academy at Annap: n. a, Chance im Buenos Ay: To the aditor of The Krening World ‘Will some experienced reader advise an to the possibilities for a young man (twenty years) in Buenos Argen- TH frequently eight or tun of our citizens can be seen in the early morn \ Q: itching their breakfasts off the bridge with rod and line. ‘The pond tn alive with perch, and these make @ very mood meal If properly tried—vix, t siclilet. with « little bacun or salt pork on the wide. Most of our citize use gah pork for bavon, which used to be very low in price but now costs about much as tenderloin steak. Our skyline oli oe uconsionally, Just ke that of the great metropolis at the | other end of the railroad, The latest alteration ts caused by a large, aquare, tail chimney at Frank Palmer's engine works, It is the second to be constructed 9 in our midst—the one at te shipyard being something like a half century old, Prior to his departure on Sept, 1 Mr. Mellen {® wicking up the grounds around the power house so ft will be smooth and green once more as it was when Edwin Booth, the great actor, lived Wiere long ago betc y one thought tt would be- come @ 9,000 horse-power railroad plant. It seems to us, though, that Mr, Booth was & 9,00 horse-power actor compared to must of them nowadaym who cal! themselves such. ‘The Democrate caucus has Leen called for Sept ees not seein to be afraid of the unlucky number, Democratic party in this town @cbange. Jim has always run | 1, The town committee or perhaps it thinks the used up all of its ill luck awd is prepa: through John, Bill and George Boles hith ‘We hope there will be three rea! tles in town this fall, counting the Pro ive followers of our neighbor, Roosevelt of Oyster Ba’ ‘West playing with the Navaho Indians. While all the ‘chestnut trees have beon destroyed by ¢he relentless blight, it fe Gateresting to note that many new shoots are springing up from the old roots. Perhaps these youngeters may prove to be immune to the disease which has | eadiled a)! the tree doctors and laid the forest giants low, are ripe back in the hilis, ‘The blueberry is one of the nicest and | there ie It can be eaten right off the bush or with cream and | @ager as preferred, and \* eauily picked. Blueberry ple is about the bast kind made, with the exception of pumpkin, but different, of course, being made of a much mailer fruit not yellow in color, while blueberries are just what they say they ere-~to wit, blue, % , =e ey’ Hackensack Gray he belongs to. F dor who is now out, | ies v4 "abt Oe, ping Worldly fm due to blow up at about half past Cate jthat he's brought in an old one of the ® militia company going to ask the of that Hussar uniform you showed {him the picture of in the bons'e desk. tine Republic? I am a competent and |A# for me, I gut a brother-in: | nurrery businens In Rochester if he can we Jerman ir it inet “I know what you're going to Well Painted. I guess our efficiency engineer and the new scheme of co-ordinate co-operation said Johnson, the cashier, as Mr. ne into the office the other in the —— “Oh, is that 1?" replied Mr. Jar. “T thought it was the day nursery thing, and I was going to tell you that if you ‘can do plain cooking as well as care for children we could give you # Job at wr houge, ax Gertrude, our light run- ning domestic, expects a freight gon- ductor to propose to her as soon as his wife dies—and hin wife is quite ill" — ‘Can the comedy!" sald Mr. Johnaon, “Poor old Jenkins js all worked up ovep) the {dea that the new office rules and regulations will make’ him wear a unl- form, And I expect an emotional out- break from him the minute the boss comes in, The poor old skate bas to! put on a gingham apron’ and help his wife with the dishes at home, and that's all the uniform his sensitive tempera- ment can stand.” Idrr was on the point of admitting the uniform scheme was a joke of his own, but he thought he'd wait a whl! let matters shape their course. be remembered for thelr great beauty seldom are seen in society nowadays. In y and mid- Victorian days many auch arose and made not- able marriages. Nowadays we rarely hear of euch beauties. How ts this to be accounted for?" All of which is but more walling aa to those ‘good old days’ lasting how? that the world is getting WORSE. Never before have we had so ‘many beautiful women as exist to-day everyw beautiful both in mind and spirit as well aa in body, The world is NOT etanding and 18 Rotting bet! ‘Nothing je permanent but change.” Therefore even gtandards change, and especially stendards of beauty relative to women, No longer are the angelic loveliness jana the baby-doli type of yemerday corded prominent places in the judging PAPORESEREERES EER SEES EEEESEEOEE SSE CECEOSOSEEEOOLEDA Mr. Jarr Learns With Keen Delight | That ‘Efficiency’ Means ‘Loafing’ POSTS VTSS HSS TTS FHSSTSSSSSSESSSHS BOSSSSVVSSISOTOOS this Dinkston met the boss and conned|open at ao large haif-tone portrait of himself and a marked article headed: n of this establishment,” cashier, t only eMciency since is to send measen- wer boys “Ila, wentlemen!” said the boss declare he was always against it. LOOK bpompousiy, ‘You keo what tho trade Is out for squalix! There's the bose's AUtO|saying, T shouldn't wonder if tt got In outside!” morning face—so sunny that the whole office at first gucssed the I» and was being all sweetness and ght to the old man, -——— ——_—_— asa acagacaanr WG Val“7- (SaaS 0 A Beautiful Woman iWhat Js YOUR Iceal of. the Pe: fect Type? and the ever-; SPIRITUAL and of beauty, With the advent of women in|that of FESTERDAY Ail the wake of life something more more beautiful women to be found than attraction t of old put It up to us that we got this eff- “Of course, we got one big order since ym that he could augment the eMctency continued the but T think the scheme is due 0 blow up to-day, because Dinkston’s here for money. The boss \s yn to him, But first he'll take it out on You'll nee, he'll pass the buck and veney engineer on the job. And he'll But the boss entered with a sunny ss wife wanted a pearl necklace or a trip to Europe or something equally expensive But this Was a Wrong surmise, Tho boss held a copy of the Wool Trade Interrupted Mr. Jar, "you're going to . ltay that rather th wear grenadier uniform with By Sophie Irene Loeb { ‘QASHIER, Smith & Co. . skin shako, you'll quit your Job and go treme Publish tng Co, (The New York Evening Work!), lto work for your brother-in-law | Copyright, 1913, by The Ure Wublish Ing Co, (The od | Rochester, But how do you expect to URITISH writer deplores the fact jnecemmary In such decisions. Beauty of | _ | make & hit Working in a nursery—you A that women are not as beautiful] mind and spirit ie the ESSE STIAL 18 Sn NOSE SEEKS as theyswere in olden times, A} Vier before only a few women stood i us London paper com- hearted “What do you mean, mind a baby?” aon Pinte aay, [Owe M8 shining tights of story tn) asked Johnson, indignantly, “This fe a ments sited possessing BOTH qualities—b@huty and tree nursery, not a kid nursery, I'm a Ing: 5 y,|Drains—today there are HUNDREDS | good canvasner. | can make good money Why ix it? Itloe¢ them, No longer ‘s wonvan a chattel | going out peddliag young frult trees to neems strange that! to look at. Nor is she ' | farmers.” women destined to/ia the prospect of mar { She ts a part in the geh to CULTIVATE beauty spirit as well as physical charms. And why? Because to-day only such | women are recognized as the finest | types of beauty It in well, ‘That is to say, she need rot have aiiks and satiny and laces or dowries or “statuesque loveliness” to be termed beautiful and thus receive all the | homage awarded to beauty, In all the| patha of existence you may find beau- | thful women that have combined fine | ENTAL attainments | and made the most of their ph 1! attributes to such an extent that the term ‘beaut'ful woman" has bedn ap- plied to them, This was hardly possible in days of yore. For woman, in the olden Cad Was perhaps more SEEN than heard, and eo physical attainment was more largely regarded as the basis of bemty, utiful woman to-day can no longer y LOOK the part--she must ACT ‘hough the standard ts higher than there are many eGCOvw—r | Weekly News in his hand, with the page NEW METHODS IN AN OLD FIRM, ‘Co-ordinate Co-operation and New Efficiency Methods Increase Bust- ness bf Smith & Co. 60 Per Cent! na, the daily papers. 1 tell you, IT knew thts man Dinkston was a wonder worker. You were all against him. Oh, don't say you were not! But I saw how in one keen, penetrating glance he put his finger on the waste and losses!” Mr. Jarr was about to say his glance had a great touch, ®ut thought better of it. . "Yes," the boss went on, “I wouldn't be surprised If it got in the dally papers. Anyway, I think I'll advertine the thing. Don't you think the tine ‘We Lead and Others Follow’ would be striking and his Deaming good nature a the bookkeeper gathered up courage and blurted out: “Oh, Mr. Smith, If T have to wear a uniform in the office won't you please let me wear this one I wore as corporal in the Hackensack Graya?” And, opening dress It case he tumbled out ansold gray uniform and! rst into tea ‘Hush'’ cried a voice, “It is over- work! We must all take a day off and take him to some quiet seashore place!" The speaker Was Michael Angelo Dink- ston, office efficiency enginser — Hedgeville Editor By John L, Hobble Copyright, 1913, by The l’ree Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), EORGR FORD is #0 patriotic he G is willing tO give his services to the country for twice what they are worth. ENRY KIRK says that since ne got married he learned never to judge @ man's pocketbook by hie wife's hat. SR": A FROST says that with some folks an ounce of trouble will outweigh a pound of happiness, PERFECT gentleman will always tell a lady the truth and believe erything says in return, OT often can ® man congratulate | appetite. | kles—everto PLEASE a girl, | along and she would enjoy life all the 19is © matter what I try to write And all the fire of the muse within my spirit burns, 1 do not understand at all thie strange relapse to rhyme— But it's hard te be @ “cynic” in the good old summer time! Copyright, 1918, by The Pram Pubimbing Uo, (The New Yor Krening World), my pen to poetry turns, ' Most men are eo busy dodging one love affair that they step right) heels of another, and are fatally mangled. back under the A husband fs a necessity, a tnx jury, a blessing, an opportunity &... \ @ dispensation of Providence—just according to the way In whic you | look at dim. \ ~ 7 diet of kisses, Iike 0 daily diet of truffes, soon dulls the It's @ wise man who will never take or give a meaningless ‘There are three xinds of bachelors; the kind that must be ériven into matrimony with a whip; the kind that must be coaxed with eugar, and the king that must be blindfolded and backed into the ehafts. ss If married couples would show as much respect for one another's | personal ifberty, habits and preferences as they do for one toothbrushes love's young dream would not so often turn into ® the Siamese-twin existence they impose on themselves: ant drives them to distraction—and destruction. ! Mary may have her Iittle lamb, but @ wise girl will preter @ Gore ; drown sheep who hag seen so much of life that he doesn't want 0 ssp any more of it and ts willing to spend the rest of bis days recu! A cynto tle sorrowful soul who and a gray haze of cigarette smoke. Bachelor's motto: Kissed girls tell looks at life through one eyegiaée } BO tales. Copyright, 1918, by The Prem (Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), LsIp had those dig, wistful, melt! eyes that one feew it his dut; tect. Womaniike, and he dust Ike other girls, but feed her dying mother that she would watch over ané care for ler younger! sisters. | She arose at & o'clock, prepared thelr simple breakfast and started them off to hool. And the balance of the day she stood behind ment store, selling fine handkerchiefs. brown 10 pro wanted to be loved | learons, So there wae no tine left her! sure. Je was @ philosopher as well as trl, and believed that every- thing happened for the best—that some day her Good Samaritan would come more for having done her duty well. it grieved her ¢! whe was alnays wish- might have just a little fay girls—for she felt that she | was disloyal to her trust | She had not been her re 1g for days. She was blue and depressed. She heard the girls at luncheon hour telling about the grand times they had had last night, and they her because si some were jealous Desnase they had caught John or Jim casting admiring glances !n her direction. It was not | her fault that her hair was a chestnut brown and her eyes 20 wintful. . To-day thoy seemed to be two bi limptd wells that threatened any min- ute to overflow—one drop already trem- ed on the pretty lashes when "Pi show me some real lace handkerchie aroused her from her misery and si looked up into the;kindest face she hav! ever seen, She apread the dainty laces out befor him—"Thig one Js $8 and this one Is 6 Her voice trembled, The dig gray ey seemed to understand that she wae trouble eome wa: dared not raise | together, and in but the dark lashes it she break down al- could not let the girls see her cry in the presence of a man. This big man was not looking at the The Day’s Clergyman and Cabman. | UF story of © mivister who drove in a cab} to @ ecamen's chapel to preach was toll, by Rev, Sims K. Hocking at « meeiiug | of the"Weamen'e Clrtation Priends Society, On arriving at the jigce of womhip the imin-| Inter was somewhat discdhoerted to find that the cotgregation conalated of ouly one man, sass tho} Yondon Standard, Wememinriog that «well known later had on ene occasion Pivperlipie po Ranblg Rag Myo fapoprenry ‘At the close of @ pad and lon | shook hands with Ida ‘congregation’ him if the sermon had bees too ‘ong WO negroes, after having disputed over al certain Indy whom ther both admired, de. | T “Dear Mr, Washington: 1 admire your conrage Bimeeif on telling himself the truth about bimgelt, N ‘Behind the Counter By Nellye Gaines Holt. In the evening she hurried home to couk }rouble—can't supper and help the cliidien with their!draw your | the store was empty, cided to eettle the matter Ly & watermelon | dual, the winner to have the lady Fach prepared himaif a} appointed hour, When the it was found that the larger negro had di the greater number, ‘The fuiiure bride, by witnessed the duel, wrote the following note ty the winner: i le } certain author who had « "towns te always eillcited manuseri the “opery honwe’| “1 am glad to make yo tifut hair amd Would raise w second, as ho watched the struggle going on within the girl befere him. He felt that some one had mistreated champion. He saw the tips quiver and for » eec- ond the brown eyes gazed into his, ant ae suddenly fell—a great big tear arep splashed right {nto the centre of the finest handkerci.ief. volce could not reetraln big firm hand The manty In his. ou are tn I help yout No, don’t nds away. | know ca are @ little ow what ¢ up against through and throw ptations you ha} or nd how you have repleted them and kept your promise te foal mother, 1 know'why you have working so hard, and all about you T nave been’ watching you, Amd if you feel that you can truet me I am going to show you what T think ef such @ Plucky Jitti i The brown eyes raised timidly—ohe had been taught that it wae wrong td let a stranger know her thoughts, but It feemed this was not a stranger, He knew all about her. Somehow ehe @! not have the strength to pull han She #0 happy, so safe. 8 \d there @ counter between toe if he had tried to draw ber to ils arma she could not have resisted. Presently si came back to earth~- the clerks gone. Tt was dark outside, Shg,cried, "The store -le closed--the handier- chiefs! She looked ‘at the man and he was smiling. e “Never mind, thi the christened one, Leave the others where they are The other girls can put them up in the mornin She #tood in amazement. “But it was $0. | sf®iled i: will have to come out of my salary." “Lattle girl, do you suppose the prow prietor of this store would make yeu work two months for * fens drop?. Net tear he would give his 7 happy—for I am the prop; tor," Good Stories large company of ladies and “Ala His One Ambition. 66] HEAR, ur, ai ; he sald the bored comedjan, ed ste indy ia rayne, 40m, de that ambition! tt aut be somethdag Wotan, 1 wang to a “" ‘-tadiee Time ! ~ The Sheep. tand sohreel oe why ew Bittle lonen their shep. Dat aise hey ate dame ani | ‘ tou, And the captain uf tia) Heticbaak,""~ HE editor of a great maga: aid the edftor, enthustast If) padtish it over ey grt the money.” —Cheerlene 4 ;