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The Evening World Daily Magazine, Monday, August 25, 1913. “PoP, iF YouR MUSTACHE wut ON YER CHIN IT woud BE ~ WHISKERS ,WOULDN It ? THEN JusT TRE cause (Tr (S UNDER VER Nose, WHY 18 'T A MUSTACHE ? © ® wl |(beTTY VINCENT'S “ADVICE TO LOVERS As to Chaperons. UGHT @ young man to ask a girl to wo out with \ O him in the evening unless a chaperon Koes along? The answer to this queation in that it all depends upon the social customs of the friends of the two young Persons. There are circles in which a young man an@ &® young woman would never be permitted to go to an evening performance at the theatre unless a chaperon was & member of the party. There are other and equally re- mpectable circles in which a girl is supposed to be able to Care of herself as well in the evening as in the day- - My Hunt for a Wife 4 New York Bachevwr’s “Quest of the Golaen Gel.” pose en Ta By Victor J. Wilson. Ceprrigm, 1915, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World), NO. 8.—THE GIRL WITHOUT A HEART. can be classified into several kinds of coquetten, There are coquettes who play the game for the love of conquest, coquettes for the love of self, sometimes coquettes for the love of love; and last and feast, coquettes for the love of a man. ) Marian M—- was the most zealous flirt I have ever met and a heartless one, besides. She did not care how many scalps she added to her col- leotion. In fact it was quantity: more than quality which had ite fascination for Marian. She was one of Eve's daughters, intended to create havoc among the hearts of Adam's sons, 4 men might think he was profiting by the fate of her former victims; but te had onty to will {t and the downfall of the recalcitrant suitor was aocom- plished. And after she had his love she kept him busy shooing off hie rivals. } Marian had never cared for any one for a sufficiently long time to lead the vanquished to the altar. Forewarned, I thougnt I was forearmed. But when a man least desires to be trapped he becomes the toy of a pretty woman's wiles. Dark-haired Marian always began by making her prospective slave think her furtations "© episodes of the past, and that the moment she cast her midnight Blue eyen in his chosen direction, her dre of romance were centred in him. In my opinion, Marian’s suitors had been too meek under the treatment ahe administered. And 1 determined to see what a little finesse on my part would accomplish. It wap tacitly understood that she and I were sweethearts, But no en- Bagement had been settled upon. She considered my subjugation as, final. My course of action war to be guided entirely by Marian's, I intended to play fair as long as she, But if whe went beyond certain bounds I would surprise her. We were in a house-party at Palm Beach for the month of March, and at firat Marian and I were inseparable. But soon she began to make me less sure of her by swimming and golfing and riding with other men, when there um “When you're in Rome do as the Homans do." "That hackneyed but useful axiom answers the chaperon ques don. Unjustifiable Rudene: betel man, Ha, mriten: Repeatedly @ gentle: | he may be naturally undemonstrative jae told me that he would call at but 1 think e ed girl ought te & certain time and hae then falled to Lonel all nl ies show her affection. appear. Nor has he given me any ex- cuse for hla remii Should I not rerent his conduot ?’ A Selfish Girl. Most certainly. I advise you not to] "“E. FR” writes: am deeply in love recelve him the next time Fe does eall, | with a young man and I am_ positive that he is in love with me. We have “A. 8." writes: “Lam a man of thirty. | been engaged twice during the last year, eleht and derply in love with @ girl of | but eacn time he has falled to buy me seventeen, She ia the only girl in ail my | ae large a ring as 1 denired, because he | travela whom I have wished to marry, | did not have enough money. Do you Would the difference in age make our| think I should trust him enough to be marriage unhappy \f we were united | come engaged to him again?’ ebout @ year from now?" 1 thint you should stop being selfish Not necessarily, although there and should not ask him to buy a mere or: n extra risk when the husband ie | expensive ring than he can afford. fo much his wife's sentor, —_ _ “R. T." writes: “I am deepty in leve “Q. C." writes; “I have paid atten-| with » girl who te friendly but seems tlon to @ young Indy for @ year and a|to be receiving special attentions frem half and have promised to marry her. | another man, How can I find ut if f Hhe has told me she cared for me, but |have any chance?’ ner, Do you think she really loves Was no occasion for not doing these things with me. I sulked and fumed in silence. But I began to take advice from her actions, except that instead of scattering my attentions as «he did I concentrated them on Evelyn B—, When Marian saw that I conesled myself very cheerfully in other com- panionship her Jealousy became apparent. No man had ever pald her back in her own coin. She became enraged with me and sald ghe would break off our engagement if I did not top going about with Evelyn B——. Her argument wae that if 1 was seen with another girl people would think I wae treating Usually treats me in an indifferent man- There's no better Way than to sett. her Hehtly. | e The long and short of {t was that she was unwilling to give up other men. | And under those circumstances, I was not giving up the society of other Jungle Tales tor Children ‘ women, Neither one of us was able to get the other's viewpoint. We were — — Not adjusted temperamentally, And in one final battle of jealousy and mia- By Farmer Smith understanding we parted. | eeaengeag eae ree ean I had the satisfaction of knowing that the breach was my doing, Copyrigtt, 1918, Pome leg Co, (The New Evening , Marian's. eS ee ‘said’ atre. Elephant te] ing something. “Yash one ie ® Waser, her hueband one day. They have no boss and”— ‘Lam not asleep,” sald Mr. Blephant.| ‘“What'e a boset’ asked Mra Mie A ‘ i HOT STREET ERE “Lum watching those ante.” hant. Domestic Dialogues 5 TheLe wone: oe Hele 8 Me ES sn cree fetes, Senet at work eee — _-- w like yo exclaim ire, Ele | the ante not need to wept Ee aime sees : The Great Laugh-Story of .the Summer | |». work" sald Mr, phan, Oo ] e And Mr. Elephant replied: “You wi too much time on Copyright, 1913, by ‘The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World). lovelized From the of the Same Title cy “1 am learning something.” things,” replied Mrs. Blephant. ‘so Mr. B. (irately)—I don't care! Thi “What can an elephant learn from| what that Is crawling over my ear.” \ * Profit and Loss! Matalin ! The = ay 4 an ant? asked Mrs, Blephant, looking ‘san ent!" exclaimed Mr. Bie Beene: ‘The dining room of Brown's flat, jamed thing bit me: 1913, by H, K, Bly Co.) Carr realized just what had more J the sergeant, with @ "ius und baggage! repited Caroline. 1 0) nueband in. surprise. phant; then he sald with « laugh! “Yeu RS. B. (ushering in her spouse)—| Mrs, B. (icily)—It's dead and cooked. age i led Doogan back and Corupi cot grin at Jack Doogan, ‘She must have slipped out by way of " t learn to keep busy,” replied! waste too much time on little thinget” M Now Jamos, just look what I've] Mr. B. (displaying his ftinger)—Well, OF PRECEDING CHAT in front of the sergeant 5 the basement ra rte oe ry MA thine Gat ato as| Set Str Ghenkent Ga tot got for you this evening! Aren't| look at tliese marks, if you don't bee ante, gfomre a de : CHAPTER XXVIIL. egTHank Goat" murmured Jack Doon her husbar : beabinal you glad, dear? Heve me, tie mecred the latter in 4 n ; i a Mn B. (biithely)—A mess of hard-| Mrs, B. (contemptuously)—You held lity of duck Devgan a clever ent, Wuyi Cates. Why did he ea os (Glesing in. ae sere ane ener s eran tude 0 Ure t Just Summer Suggestions shell crabs! Well, well, it's a good) the claw too tightly, that's all. Bey JOUiTis, to sinal Dowels: Ceuee te coeart “Hevanid hie name was Tongan f| “Have you been here be- énough to take all the punishment that, Covyrignt, by ‘The Pree Publishing Co, (The Now Jork Beating Word). Jong time since I really tackled one in} Mr. H. (closing his teeth hard)—Maybe maid ah jy? plied Cluney. “Hut here's bis card w fore tuaye might be coming for the wudackous trick IMMER URES OF TALC. instead of an irritation, this Mberel " you think 1 t gol ‘best man," Tr, ark 5 a SUMMER i ite lair, I'm going to enjoy me teat: ae sd 4 ne going to get this ho ar Wet siothen ne me Ohi it i j : “You, twice,” ite an i eH had played on the ‘arr YTMGR outdoor vathiag, tally | coating of tatoum will abserd eee r ~but Tam! tal fal ve teen handed the card to the serseant i ousshold, « han he he at + Ompec! ony Mciget Salt Vo aad laa Bboy I Delivers 8 blow with ihe handle of the tre. m in the for who read it at « glance und exclaimeds I thought so," wodded at veevgiby r 4 bai . We tie teellr vd in salt water, there te felt #|moléture that fe left on the bedy end @ picking, don't you? nice Hh of the Voljce Head ho ;, i the sergeant Some pretty slick jeurt had got away, weling of Mrs. B. (gaily)—h-hub! We'lh just! ing Cue bounuet holler m the centre of the iy ‘Joe Thomnsi Wi | i Neat Joy in his boson was so Kreat that {ft certain atiokiness, even though| will aleo protect the peres of the ain neve sents Wo twe, pad eat an many|inicts te tor cdmanare on ame Toga ie admitiet Of OUF Dest plain clothes men, “Phin fel FT i ot te come buck Ull entirely swamped any apprehensions he one has taken the freah shower. This|from sudden cold on going out inte the | bab enema Rive d Mra. B. ttofully)—James! You're Live Photon is @ crook,” vo Wwikht have had as to Mik own fate, But, aticky feeling makes it diMoult *o | air. jo ee ‘Gretnaey Knows what, = y ‘ai Sban Say ene Busway NY An intimated already, hin watiafaction ay, Decauan the clothes won't alip| Tatoum ts used so univ te Gtr, Be (blandiy)—Well, I'm good tor ntrated venom)— Cluney. “ft only raid you could call. “Him? Lieut, ‘Thompson, had encaped Wan NOt Wat? Oo Muay And the exertion needed to| such great quantities for bebles that om ast. lot of ¥&% madam, and I'm going to break me that. Wasn't that it?” DOMME th DORRRA. accomplish the dressing and the attend-|is known as an infant's tollet aecessory ss nee. ‘ae Seeded ano this crab, among other things Rimmiveed | DOokMN wis still full of fant, tut he ie Teles | Welle 0 Into aie took Ghawiiee Oat ant mental Irritation go @ long way|rather than an adult's. This ls @ greet pou? APS It8 erie ee nrlipe a 4 eae Be She Els UACk ARKINSE TS WAI! ig ee ae en een net te tn eee vet toward ruining the effects of the Invig-| mistake, ®ecause the free use of Wbles ; ra. B, (aterniy. shrilp—James, stop and he felt pretty certain that be must 204 oe Wan, familiar. 1 and territled irl into ie very hande orating bath, powder is @ great aid in many cages, prised Berta one Jamen. ANI | Wiping Your hands on the rug te Se MeeVee Wate ee wane oe Watt oee Lake int with @ aavane! “Got in| ‘Thie ie a0 eastly overcome that it (s|Talcum used on the fect before putting paid for ‘em mae enty-five cents Mr. F Goreathieas)-Gotta!, Used! up| elie: (A saretiah Saute | thousandsto-ohe Chane of hin beating sufe that 'd seen hin somewhere. Bo, wonder more people haven't discov-|on stocking or sock will keep the Rie WhdODAPA Wek, Thay apt ce eee wen feming thet he ia e Rlepte . the gaine, as he would Haye expressed {Help me to place him, 1 thougnt I'd Doogan made a desperate ered the remedy, Sprinkle the entire| threads from aticking to the feet; end gpg # weaenet pty ney aay. Mrs. B. (placing a detaining hand on seme ser {t himsel Just ran in and take another peep at break away from Caney, bul th body with talcum, Not just a tiny suss/an equal ameunt put in the shoe ené a 6 ese 2 Se ts na ot seme his sri Aan fon) lke, sng craiiy CHAPTER XXVI. “0h. Oy mtn M pire interrupts iin, it wu ty my. nut ad bahiow thes man Wad hin tn firm irbp 9 mt. Kivi Ctoion of it, but quantities, It can belehaken around will absorb moleture i a, 1 raeant. "I've he iw kind af tall wie not on the level ke i wil pound for it in the fish markets, Maybe 1 want a polled egg! (Continued,) 4 anit Metta, Spinks ht t Parra one with ty hilly.” Bought for 16 gents a pound, your feet perspire, and will make wall» nefore. You havi i there isn’t profit in that, en? | Mr. B. (falling linp in the chaiy—| What Was Under the Sofa. oii you are 1 Why, ou one in your eryhady has yt to ay in thie Besides making dressing a pleasure! ing easy. Mr, B. (scornfully)—Well, I should ®8y. “glow much did you say they charged for AMES,” sobbed Madge, tak- 4nd now you are ies P aeueruile i et MAUS HENS | eee And even if it invotved skilled labor nah meat? “ i‘ : fully ‘ ing his hand. He auld ‘A dollar a pound, “Forgive me, Madge! you might ‘make allowances for their vry, Bb. charging such a price. But, picking a Mp B, v' replied the eergeant, trunk, and Cluney and Willoughby notes end held them dut to the @er er, did you, O'Malley? looked on. ant. He snatched them from her ii * was Cliney Tm going t is Cluney,” put in “You nailed yd T understa i an ix a crouK N Tean may. Fore putting her {mopping cra juice from his ‘That's ear-trumpet the sere | didn't tell you to How dit you do int ‘The minister, abavrved in his reading, with @ triumphant grunt, crab, why, any kid on do it! Well, forenead)—Well, I"! be blamed if 1 can u give me!" Keant's face. “T don't quite understa coor jot her just as she waa making a did not betray h interest ne fe " ¥ ae you get this money? there's only one tulng to do: When gee how they ice! “ i 1 a, . Pyeryvedy jooked at Chiney in aur away ina taxi, Thad my suspicions cltement until Neil waa flung into the he deman : LDeCGCURG OPA. ORE KOE CS (en te tae Brin Good heavens!” ejaculated = Mra. * madem, thats what [su bit tie trith Waa tint bw could and twas watching. Lirought the trunk room. ‘Then he strolled over to the “In the Inen clo rey saa} rea Peale fy eee Carr, “It he's a Kleptomaniac, what When Tray ‘ervoke! T mein tht he is a. mieo. whethen @ geen back, too" trunk, glanced at it, hook hie head in the. tinen closet" exclaimed } ‘ a papa Lge OR RO BSE i y ohildrer Cm A did wich Wn rae ¢ t “4 "e@ aed " jent back to Madge Carr, “Why, Just as I'm woinx to do now | Into the Night. mi me Tha aay Licker Hnger-prints and mug in the kadiery at THumovon And told hin ame BARR rey va eet ua; Jack!" cried the girl, ye hte Maley iy ‘eens bic the, aeeeee® ¥ Mra, B. thelping shersel—I'm just! . Mother ‘ FA Jeadquarters when we look nim up Faith in hiniecin SE Oe ‘ . Vorite corner, Strife and disturbance ‘How much wan there?” asked the erary to get at tom.” Say, not do you! By Cora M. W. Greenleaf, | “Hle's ving to mave mol) 7 NeNot in a thousand yearn!” nroke out fuih 1M himewit of all Just the Never eund, Now ite gt MAU! vice repeliem to Mr. Gpeiain. Hl Hergeant ae he counted it and them begin? It's so long since done tt, OME out into the night with me, | "How noble of Bunt surenred NTH Doowan, defantiy, “And. what's Mors wnompson. “No, you're not the gay tut there wan hopelessices in tie tone, STesaton aiwaye epoke of bin TAM OVE It amet I've forgotten how From man-made walls and dwell- | C4: is dawyer's office SAW here, ‘Thin Is the bird,” ne added, although it wax allon her account, with. "Very good man.” ‘our one-thousen newered i " h a n . Willoughby had T can get to my lawyer's offi “ Tm Oo or ’ Madae. » Mr. B. (explaining)-You take off the ings flee, For 9 moment De ouRe Don't you think you've inade a mis Doowan, "Who! is he, #ers out any consideration for himself. Daa: Rernennt ook Bald Of Melle Aim MARNE, e's 9. Fase nee eaae SN top part of the shell first. But I've Into the still, fresh, dew-nweet alr been dumfounded by the queer turn | one it John, who had taken rather ‘You aay there Was trunk, O'Mal- and awung her around roughly Fi nr appl lr tF.65 ©) kind of forgotten whether it comes off Of God's great wonderful Everywhere, | of affairs. Now, as he recovered Mie Ling to Cie ERoEIo cancun and Rood wok, Joe, ‘That'y what he ley?" auld the Sergeant, "Bring It in WAR auch & poor tittle shrink tee te after tale’ A enally from the front or the back. Both Leave your Yovela of sticks and stones, | Melt, he turned to the german: tompered Loogan. "I can't helieve tant eet right! O'Hvien has tout in the Mat Joan and Caroline, who chanced — "I don't know what to do with #* sof this particular animal seem Come into the night And hear the tones| “Look here, sergeant, ve is anything but a wentieman Ai) cla meten | Fran en ne i ie louking in her direction, could satd Madge as she took the notes. hard Of our Father's volce in the passing | Wrong. James, you have no Fight “Thank you, miss,” wild Lro0sun, sln- ' ) hall ex plein Mates: Then eo e it refrain from audtule expressions of "Oh, James,” she continued to Cluney, “Mrs, B. Cimpatiently)—Ob, what's the » " cerely, Me Whore py thie gil He: to Bie Shan te 68 lia eh pity “he Mtole my money! You take care tse of trying to take the antral apart And hear the anewer, the swaying trees what's the use Willoughby? | "There are many things a young lady Wore OVE, erin ant that trunk tn room. PEin, gue't hurt her, Mr. Hergeant, oo Mt he mi Sele GE : et bsp aving fi true—it's true, I tell you. Iam a Hike you couldn't believe that w a he M with a nat fo ta a et plea Joan ut daiies Cluney hastily in a sclentifie way? Just let's smash Shloper in} ving verent Sry A , aoe SAR Doogan will tell Men know is s0,"" olmerved the ' veh an Au a i of tght has * yo Sraxaing No fear,” returned the Hergeant. “You hands behind his jack 1 he wi ‘om, ‘hs nat ating like mate By day, Poll Id on to Caney td jooked at Joan, this roung lad iid A can't hurt the likes of her very easily.” afraid to ivuch it while the klepto- Mr. B. (firmly)—No, [want something Have perished or vanished now, far| You. dim gent here from Pols ve got hi returned the matter varply in turn. | hee own. F can answer t ut Nell gave Joan a grateful glance maniacal impulse might be on him, with just one nt, lke er—itke oway. Headquarters to watch me, He's ® of-tact und stolid ( ee és heel bits Wi Men he Ser that the latter remembered for long gave vent to a most emphatic “Ni scarfpin, only heavier. You see, T want detective, and?— There was a ring at the front door 1 Mra. Carr and geunt, with uw ‘wucking mile “That's Afterward and Was always glad that Madge looked at him in surprieg, end to pry this thing open. [Ana hushed is sorrow's piteous er “Who's a detective?’ roared the ser- and the sergeant turned to Clon r thre in unten, "Where very good of you, But T guess we'll gig had earned the two entered into an extended argu- | Me fereie ting) Would a harpin, Neath the benediction of night's calm | geant. directing him to see who Was there, o Bie, Caroiir added Mrs, Carr, take a look at tt, anyhow, Where Ie “uxow, the went on the Serkeant, ment in a low tone, in which James (ul 5 ie: a | aky, With one tremendous leap Jack Doo. after assuring himself that Casey had a “Hil go nnd see," wuld Caroline, going tt, O'Malley niving Neil's arm another pull Cluney tried to make her comprekend any q 'Then come out into the night with me, 1 he d the front hal) *¢eure hold on Doogan, to Phe rear hall door and disappearing trion, a policeman bigger 874 have you got on you? Come on! Give why he could not take the money, But Mr. B. (stugisinog)—No, It len't strong: GNeN, Cone oak Into the night ai h| gan soined the door to the fron | In, another moment Cilancey + in the direction of the kitehen, brawnier than any of the othera, care uot without revealing bis true reason. They enough. Th That's It Give Palit a fanopy and the next moment he was engaged »,.; “ushering In the person who hal ‘They both fooled a admitted riet a ateaner trunk into the room on — Nel deliberately turned her ack to were wt!!! talking when the Sergeamt , me the good, old lveplcl {OF velvet blue that the good Lord made.!in @ flerce hand-to-hand battle with rung the bell. This person was a stout Thor ; hia shoulder, and put tt down in front the sergeant as he let go of her arm. called to Thompson. (Mrs, B, tayiew onl » the Kitehen for the It is at need now for shelter or| Casey, who, had been watching him, man, with a red face and white eve muttered William of the Hermeant She looked inquiringly at Doogan, who = “Thompson!” m t hat N Vane etade and was after him almost before he iashes, and he wore a brown bus : “My steamer trunk’ eried Joan. “Oh, replied, “Yes,” in the unspoken language ‘Yes, Sergeant!” responded Thompesa, | Mr, B. (visloualy) Lid OW, Come play with the stars that are! had got outside the door, mult. i Thomp said the my! I hope iny things are in ft all of the eyes, and nodded slightly turning away from Jack Doogan Fe } tentacied we'll see who con-| twinkling bright, Doogan was a powerful young man, He waa Lie ‘Thompson, "L think we'll cléar gate No ono else in the room observed luctantly. | quers! ‘The xky seems vo near to earth at night. | but Casey was bigger and stronger and, WHY on his was in a minuse now. "TD guems they are this lghtning telegraphy. But Nell Do you know elther of these people?" } {Bakes s10 ‘cmb There ia sullen Breathe long anc deep of the fragrant rake Wed NEAL tha * hest detective « aia” keant assured her Was sharp-witted, and it was as clear don't know. I can't remember that } erlaah A Wit.) ' freemen i eLEaSR ‘aerant moreover, hud had the regular police j1 gc 1 Caroline, who chance fo get anything away, you mee.” to her as if Jack Doogan had shouted I ever saw the girl before until I came Mire, B.. (shriekinuy—iame You've alr, tralning in holding a prisoner, #0 that prise sd re near the quer Was 4 general hudbub of ex- an aMrmative at the top of his voice, into this house, But I'm pretty qare t @pattered all my brand clean lingerie) Let your soul expand in the Every- the more he tried to break away the = “‘ffe! weoMroand Mra. Carr and Very y she took from aome part Eve run against the man somewhere,’ ” Gress! eee were | where, ‘Worse it would aurt him. Before Mra. “Hello, Jo st at : Mra Ca Jauehtue surroundel the of her clothing a small rell of bant- (Te Be Continued.) i ’] a 4 4 ~ . : (