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. The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday, August 23. @ cre GB cw. 39 [McCall—That’s All jess.) By Robert Minor} ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. manna Except Sunday by the Frees Pubitst. s3 te P@Behed Dally Dt Banter y he, Fyse busi ing Company, Nes, RALPH Pt Presid rit) SHAW. JOSEPH PULITZER, Jr. Entered at the Post-Office at New York as fecond-Clans Matter, i ion Rates to The Kv For wiand and the Continemt and ‘World for the United States All Countries in the Intermational and Canada, Postal Union, One Year. + $8.60/One Year. ~_ $0.78 One Month...... + .80/One Month 6 peter anne asN VOLUME 54 .. NO. 18,99 ‘TWO MORE IN THE LINE-UP. T LAST Mr. Marphy incubated and produced Edward A. Mc- Call, President of the Public Service Commission, as his candidate for Mayor. Mr. McCall accepted the designation though protesting that he wanted it to go to Bome one else. And before sundown Mayor Gaynor announced that he would run as an independent candidate with a full ticket of his own. When William Sulzer lured Mr. McCall from tie bench to take 2 $15,000 position at the head of the Public Service Commission it was intimated that the Mayoralty lay but an easy step alead. Mayor Gaynor had served the transit corporations so handily that he might have felt secure of his renomination by Murphy. But the Boss has found him cantankerous’ in other directions. Mr. McCall since he has been in office has carned the confidence of the corporations. He has always had that of Murphy, which Mayor Gaynor lacks. Ae between the two, Tammany’s choice is no more surprising than is the Mayor's close-following decision to stand as a third candidate upon @ pinnacle of august and solitary virtue. i When the subway contracts were being put through Mr. McCall lined up with Mr. McAneny against the strongly opposite views of John Purroy Mitchel, the Fusion candidate. If, therefore, the sub- way question were to loom large in the campaign the issue as between these two candidates would be well joined, We do not believe, however, that the subway will be or ought to be an issue, Fusion is already confused enough. ‘The announcement of Mayor Gaynor's candidacy will force the Fusionists to take their bearings anew and figure how they can ke p the “mugwump’ vote from trailing happily after His Honor, ‘To inject into the campaign a new clement of wrangling in the shape of the subway issue would only ‘confound the situation further. The best hope of getting Fusion to stay fused until it has fulfilled its purpose is to keep before it one single end and aim—the defeat of Murphy. The issue is Murphy. Admit no other. ‘ Gopengnt, 1914, vy Tue Wee Kuw he Explains Woman ause th deep. dark, little picture-puzate ‘round ‘Lonever WILL understand my wi jays it with the same pride and self-c | ‘lL never lose at poker!" | As ‘for something complicated. A saint for her “moods,” and—oh, And it would never occur to him that is b So, when a man comes home glad ¢ (ve any. It's her fascinating “mystery \to kiss | by mista (rain t wo by, vaguely comprehend a w In the dark watches of the night she and perha and abu than not to be loved at caiculating and concluged that half a that PEAC surprise, “Well, has be the Li hung around woma away for a wh “I have had a pretty hard time for four years," sighs th But if it must be—) ane bay eas: Een AMERICAN EXTRAVAGANCE, NE IS almost persuaded sometimes that this country is proud of its own waste and extravagance, We believe it is the rich and charming master of the Southern household in “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” who says he knows that his cook has seventy- seven sugar bowls, one in every corner of the house, and that she probably feeds the whole country from his kitchen, is she gets up capital dinners.” In much the s attention is drawn to the millions upon millions we laeahannnconio wane = = and luxuries without even bothering to ask if we are getting full value for our money we often reply: Well, after all, the country is , Te eeaaemaaaamaaaaenaaenamnadl The Week’s Wash @ (& } Prosperous and a fine place to live, and that’s the main thing. : 5 F the people in charge of Harry p bankroll, | A man who handles between $60,000,000 and $70,000,000 every | Thaw only could keep him] “Getting back to Thaw, his excap>| the 1. W. W. aresrowing in strength. | old law Ia a feeble inatitution.” year and who, as Comptroller of the ‘migrant Industrial Savings @agged,” remarked the head pol-] was a matter of much nourishment to ir percentage i strong, for in addi- tet te th ti : 7 fe Isher, “they might] the ‘I-told-you-so' people who haye been ton to their own efforts they have the For New Yorki Bank of this city, is an authority on the subject of thrift, gives re- ve able to prove! predicting, ever he’ wes sent to) Aldor auch happenings as that now, in markable figures in The Sunday World Magazine that he isn't] Matteawan, that no prison or insane progress in the capital of the State ls | WONDER how the Yellow Taxi- showing the colossal extravagance which keeps our savings from be- ing twice or three ‘times what they are. We spend more each year asylum could hold him and his mone the Thaw pro cab Company is going to come mm, 1 don't/it took Thaw five years to make good tablish that th out with its plan to maintain a al power and wealth, ‘Ad- for automobiles than for household furniture, “Wo pay our chauf- feurs and garage mechanics more than we do our wreathed smileg.” Oh, won't she be filgid stare ‘neath @ pair of upraised she Is “not at hon Mystery again’ thag the she doesn't unbend he concludes that matter of fact, If that had been the he called or not. but “the point Another cause of woman @ way when our penetrable lavish on pleasures € by The (The New York venus © wonder the radical Socialists and ts left largely for to-morrow, know," sald the] for the prophets, and now he Is showing fled by pol axicab service that Is to make a sper laundry man. “It} the people at large what an « vive of counsel’ Ix the dominating ‘note | chalty of ¢ Higher fares than might have ‘een with plenty, of money has ov in politics and business to-day, And | other comp, asked the head pol- Mystery again! for any service Is overwhelmed with! juin Lo, (hue New Lure mews Word), RE you @ “misunderstood woman?" A nan, If any man ever SHOULD } break his heart. B p |. Like the riddle of the Sphynx, woman's “fascinating ithe myth invented by man and located entirely tn his own invagination. thing @he may do, or think, or say, or feel. Yet every act of a worl Ml on or inspired by something # MAN has done or suid, right or wrong, sood or bad, kind or cruel, She is the moon that refi couldn't persuade the sun that It was HIN fault when the 1 je evening expecting to be greeted with a of Welcome and ts reveived with a shower bats of tears or @ cold and haughty start it never occurs to him to lwok for a CAUSK, There COULDN'T ¢ that morning, or that his bar bill may have bee or that she may have come 4 ft in the clothes that were to be sent to the te foes to the trouble to explain it to him with a diugr te merely closes his eyes and waits for her tu “finish,” as he would walt for a “On her nerves again,” he murmurs And then he goes out and takes—" better than no husbund at all and a job as stenographer. Or she has deold . Kentle peage, Is worth any priceapd hax made up her mind to tey to forgive him, or to pretend to forgive him. And lo’ when he comes in gad fs met by a very sweet, penitent, subdued ilttle woman he merely swallows his akes his head, heaves a long sigh of rellef and mutters: ‘d be thanked, she's over it!" And another veil of myatery Before marriage it is muc’ the same, A man who has been calling on a girl regula‘ly twice a week casually stays je week. At the end of that time, suddenly recollecting the girl's exiatence, he hiex himself around to see hei WHAT has been the cauee of this sudden change from tropics to arctics? Funny things, girls! Ah, well, she'll come ‘round. Bugg she DOES come ‘round, it will never occur to him that “there's a reason.” on is that there's “nothing better jotism. A man never understands why a woman does or doesn't love him—particularly why she DOES} for him to believe is that any woman on whom he has set his heart could possibly f@il to regpond. So many women havo set their hearts on him in vain that her fallure to do so can only be explained as a mysterious phenomenon. Especially does this puzgle him if she happens to be “nice and pleasant” to Aim. Now, a man never goes out of his way to be “nice and pleasant” to @ boneheads the poor! woman unless he has some sort of sentimental interest in her, But @ woman may be nice and pleasant to a man for any one of a number of reasons: Just because she likes him, or just for hoxpitality’s sake, or Just becau } to make another man jealous, or just bi Immediately he concludes that she ts “leading him on he is in love with her she MUST be in love with him. And when he actually proposes and Js rejected his chagrin 1s excelled only by his astonishment that she could be so blind to her own luck. What on earth did the girl MEAN? Pshaw! The clue to woman's “fascinating mystery” ts right under @ maa'e for the Benefit of Man. mt, gentle r ler So is every inderstand of us it would he would no e a nice, cute, tie house to amuse him, ystery’ is a lovely * is his’ favorite exclamation, And hel inplacency with which he might rematk matter of fact, his wife is jus: as «imple and human and easily under+ | stood as he is, But that ts exactly why he can't understand ber, He tx looking s devil she may be-but human? Never! | To acknowledge that would be to acknowledge that there might be a REABON rish the thought! I might prove to be the reasom wsibly be responsthle for any= life he could 4 te the sun—but you n rose or sank, him that he forget sent to the house yea (oat little note he accidentally ‘s And even when @he and full marginal notes, It never oveurs t diy, "Oa, well, she'll get over it.” nother,” f epest, Darkest Mystery.” And now comes the deepest, darkest mystery of all. A man MIGHT in’'s wrath, but he NEVER knows why she for- sives him. By the time he returns she haus had a long wile to think it ever. has reasoned it out calmly and logteally, has come to the conclusion that after all it ts better to be loved all. Or she has done @ little lightnings man's affections and ALL MMs salary all “nods and becks an@ glad! Alas, he 1s met at the door by a eyebrows, or he 1s coldly informed that onsher list at the moment.” If she was only “playing” him, when, as @ case, she wouldn't have noticed whether inating mystery” 1s man's blind, im- T. The most difficult thing on earth he wants use she has nothing else to Go. "or at least that since \ vas ever known to see anything under his nose, frem . contended a few) with none, br a tittle, when It comes to! with the smartest lawyers studying als | ‘sher. nose, But then no man was ever : H an? Th het public school teach-| weeks ago that be-| finding hiding pla behind the pro-| most’ exclusively bow to beat or evade; “The scheme ought to be a winner,” |#N oPportupity to a collar button, So the Bute ot miesisn eae baba og ae a he last ten years we have spent enough on diamonds alone! cause a man talks] visions of the law. | the law while the upholding of the law! replied the laundry man, “I am talking EAE Bm Camb EAPO RDA CHO 86s RAPDIAS LRU SUIY “ mild the Y ; j crazy he in crazy. from knowledge of the state of mind of | Will be “understood, : r Panama Canal. These are only a few of the facts that! But the Sulzer ine = ¥ large number of New Yorkers, But perhaps that's just as well. Because when a man has once solved @ Show up our national extravagance. Are they facts to rejoice over? \ cident at AIDANY | dmnmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnanannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmnnnnnncnnncans,| “These folk lke to be skinned. The|tiddle naturally he taker no more interest in it. Sabeiien has come up since then, And Senator ° ; with ingenuity enough to mako goats |Penrone of Pennsylvania hadn't made The Nate Little Man them think they are doing something Col. Roosevelt is to write about the life of ali his speech in the Senate advocating the fashionable when they pay exorbitantly | lon for a maga- es \ By Eugene Gear: a ° zine, He has been one himself for quite a spell, sending of the United States army into y Bug y a es o very y Mexico to plunk gultara and sing love | Senn nnn nnn AAA ARRCARAAPRAAAPPPALLLLODGY | custo, All the boobs do not come into Th D ° songs to the senoritas of that pulsating Copyrigit, 1913, by ‘The Press Publisuing Co, (The New York Evening World), New k on the trains, | By Sophie rene Loeb. man|that of doing so many unkind things and what t0/ gentleman" for not having taken the He called them! nacular, she fell in love with him, and “ounes."” He also | tte course of courtship moved om quite deserves another, {4nd telephone messages and—letters. He always had|Now, as this girl was unusually interest- inititive himself; which is the way seme ‘elled the long lane of teve, Bur tt, too, has a turning, At the turn- t—-another girl. Not unite her ers who went before, In the ver- There were the usual candy and flowers he proc ‘wes not so and consequently wee more NT, He used every wily ‘way G i meus S how the neighbors politely kow- more, | ape the wellow! Taxiead ‘people atand The Man Who Wrote Letters. 00 Stories “Recent events compel the assumption ae ah er the tikes Iv his singin’ 1 heard) DA ARM can mot the lag *pread about 9 ‘Sai e ‘a conversa alae ! '|that yellow is an exclusive color in . 8, by ‘The Pree Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), Sea,!* sapiaea f that the more nutty a man's conversa: Hite oe the lable SSEEULIV CARY fun Ne Gute Pa | Coyprigt, 1918, by The Minus Nothing. Wook at i And, my words tee me, Me-4} Yon the sounder ble Judgment, If we|m Watch how the ladies respec ry ore caaneln’ | aive ve me word.) vehicles they ought to cash. Tyan a tine (herele Cee eT ete een tues | MAME narrow escapes there toot” keep on we might as well open the)... van ve eat elevation iy brow tol he thrips like w bird. g, #00" expect to see supercill O who had many ATTRACTIONS. | that the lady had to tell him to @0 work fe worth very, ter? Hitle—but how | ,"“Eararea!” ried Brown excitedly. “But the | mates of all tho axyluma, let the bugs him? In the fanclest steps ever acen on a] meering from the win ile of yellow He scemed to know Just what to| ‘Thereupon he thought he was “euch @ egies culptor, whens | TEMG reper eatd that there was mo one ia ihe | Out and make them public instructors in taxis Just as enthusiastically as though A mad wore hb v0 Be rene eulitor, whens | pulling.” politics, law and economics, Lunatics] Troth, he's not built on the sky- Moor. ‘ they were riding in their own machines Bycan Nail sakae oat te werth ‘iiaeliaiad Haatth nodded, : i scraper plan! in machines borrowed from friends. of creating value, dewtroys A have Ideas, anyhow Fortune:-ihey rf see Te lone. He had ‘the poche ‘was Charles (irafiy, the sculptor of he sald, “the firemen brought the | Aw for Senator Penrose, he is cragy| ‘There's Misther Fitz," cry the childher | Fortun ta yay: has a prize In her) rye satisfaction of paying more for a fa ree ‘Ve had |™en have. He continued with @ mile: ‘wu with them! Ho loog, old chap!’ l ike a fox, His seemingly warped idea in flocks; eerste = | thing than {t Is worth and letting every- very winning ways. | So be tr you have your statue carved out of invading Mexico with troops on a|The clothes that he wears are a geries | 44 x a " ne always stopped up the! oqy Know it Is close to a heavenly con- —that is, he wi ft that boo mai! one young sculptor _——____ miasion of peace had @ purpose behind iv shocks, Parra SUT _ ‘o wattine’ tae dition of mind with many in our popu- his way Into many ig hen anak cancion, | “Reon seKe Th Lawy It, and that purpose shows how far the| From bottle green necktie to lavendtr| Mw O'Flaherty's se her cap lace."” * r a 3 fi e ee ; } " ~ a fair lady's heart. | *! e Jian sisi adie ba ar st adhe Choice. tarif-protected Interests of the country = a Ath Seaaine o es ai enarts ~An | y" « lawyer were COVEN! ary willing to to kill pending tariff hruly comptate: Aletle, ttle Li ne: th @ 'WeERAL” Dar , Getting Into Well, you eee,’ was the other yo A about the doctrine of tranamigration at| “¢ A Sonuly: ompiate INES Gate c seeks SOSA wD a | ; . m t ‘ongress, ‘They would | & | ;!as the others had. Qor's reply, ‘ee long es 1 don't make a the eoule of men into animals, aconding| Weimation in Congress, They wou man, Then we'll be dhrinkin' the health tv said the head polisher, went on the theory |8% te 0 that block of marble J can sell it to the Philedeljbis (uta forge the country into a war with the | 66 hat one good case | iulets veara owl.) dive aaah canara “thitt Col, Roosevel d ‘4 ye Sunil a. Hell tdea that the people, having a combat} ‘Sixty years owl,” dye say? That's the bride, thitt Col, Roosevelt has been at- that one good ¢ fogien Star, - ere Lurtied into aha Aw n’ the hand ly the groom at tending a snake dance of the ——_$<»— $7 | with another nation on their hands, the joke iv tt, | 0 ble Feast would You preter to) vould forget all about lowering the| Which Ix remindin’ me, now that aide 1 Indians out in Arizona." s fe y|ing, the wi A Moval ‘east. itlie aia ta ee Aya tariff, And after the war was over the spoke iy it, | Trot, it was almost near time he was] e name being great training,” sald auch 8 nice way] WHaTERNER Careratee orl oa “Why!” asked the Juder, ; people would stand for the proposition|Time passes by, an’ he ne'er hears the ted, the laundry man, “for the experience hel Hy Me fos Set A clambake for the fir wa “Becaum 1 have heard of an am bei h 1 athroke ty it An’ toastin’ both shins at the side tv/is to encounter w he returns to tho; these * - « ha ings Judge,| that @ high tariff would be the only ; | i A at he knew. He are thah he wae Ret AEG: COM Ts tame, wen means of replenishing the nation’s de-! Misther Fitzpatrick looks forty, no the hob. munietpal campaign In New York." | One of his FAVORITE methods was| that he knew. He led her to believe (as he said to Nenator or at the table; “you are ral eR AAARRAEIADOLLOLEDLED PPOLOOPLOLDLOPLL EL LELL ALN AA ADA AADRAA RDA DPALDPLELLLLPDLOL PALO DLI LD D ALD “eran wean & Beany and the Gang 34 #4 jenttiths.| “gy rule is this 1 weat myself at the start ex. and when I tee te dwebee from the table ae foe aes be Os TINGOES! ITS alt AND Ns GANG back.""—St. Louis Times LONELY AROUND = ORILLING AND:J a HERE TO-DAY ’ JBEANY § r Abating the Nuisance. ‘OUGHT TO “i O make sure the youngster was not disobey, f . CHARGE ON DESE GUYS", DEY'LL NEVER | V START NOTHIN’) fg tue base fishing law, the Game Warden tod wis string of flab out of the water and found on's ‘aifish, perch and muckers on the line, A few foci further down the etream he found a| larg block bem wiggling om 4 string weigh dure with © stone and asked the by what bel doing with the fish, Vell, you mw," anewered the bos, “he's berm to¥ing my bait all moming and #1 just tied him wp there until 1 got through fisiing,"—Na Hons) Food Magazine, —— And This From England. MITH «a friend. iatteds yee treat Bim seriously e frankly aduatied, hee @olighted in ju mn . . i Ome day be and Brown met cane im the treet and Hopped, os friends oftea do, to gosaty fot a while, i “Big Diese, that fire at the factory im Johnson otieet last wight, wasa’t 11°" asked Ur own, ‘ usunl) that she was his “fret, leet and only love" and continued to write— more letters, After a time his fekle spirit wanted, t float away again and he began fil CUSTOMARY tactic Bi |“female of the species.” a venttable twentieth century produft, believing in equal rights, was not so easily termed adrift, In truth, she saw through bis vourtly Veneer and thought he ought to be made an object lesson, | Therefore si the court of Cupid @ad ; Played her f she sought anether jcourt, And now the “hot from ¢he effusions became Exhibits A, B, and the cold gray dawn leaked | down on them on the Judge's dewk, ‘Phe {man wonde that he could have wait- }ten so many—and such PALPITATING ones Yet there they were—Intended for two lovely blue eves, but now viewed By the populace. He pald the price, and it was a Kood one, It fuitilled a double gur- pose, for his methods became go widely knows that he could not continue in the SAME Kame, A wine friend whispered the following old moral to hin “DO RIGHT AND FEAR NO MAN. DON’? WRITE AND FEAR WoMAN. this time ghe | \