The evening world. Newspaper, August 19, 1913, Page 12

, Cre Meee aatorio. ‘ SSTABLISHED BY JOBRPH PULITZER Plot Dally Kxcept sundi uy by ithe Prese ¥ irk Row Ni ‘ Entered at the Post-Ofice at @ubseription Rater to The FE ‘Works for thi Copyright, 1912, by The Pres Publishing Oo, (The New York Evening World), New Girls for Old. HERE are they gone—the girls of yore? The “Summer Girl,” flirtatious, fair; ‘The “Gibson Girl”—she is no more— pI With stately mien and haughty air; j The witty “Fin-de-Siecle Maid,” “Mise Caugtique” of the lofty brow? To tell the truth I'm much afraid ‘They've all gone suffragetting now! GETTING DOWN TO BUSINESS. HE Mayor's Billboard Advertising Commission thinks all out- T door advertising in the vicinity of parks and public buildings ought to be suppressed, and therefore proposes an amendment to the State Constitution to the effect that “the promotion of beauty shall be deemed a public purpose.” This sounds like « grand proposition, but somehow a little re- mote. One of the best signs that the enforcement-of-beauty-and- .. order-idea is getting down to brass tacks came last Sunday when / f > neatly one hundred boy policemen with badges patrolled Central ’ ‘ : . Where te it gone—that mystery, Which once about woman clung} The “Woman-With-e-History,” By playwrights loved and poets eung; Park and reasoned with folks who threw papers and banana peels on ‘The “Blushing Bud,” shy sorcerer, the grase. The boys were polite and the litter-makers for the most Asad corps aa icke part ready to sce the error of their ways. When they weren’t, full- ‘é prog’ Wl q id sized cops were handy to make the situation sufficiently impressive. venwee ereeun wediant ektrts oe It was a joy to watch the tidiness-and-beauty theory come down to where ere ~~ onsen poster, 2 . @ moonlight stro! e 01d fitrtations, t earth in the Park and begin to produce results. ra Ok nls : Ste aera ‘The tender thrills and palpitations? ee Gone to the ash-heap long ago, Phy IF SO, WHY? With ruffies, and “callsthenior"— MAN shoots and kills another. An intelligent community, Gone where all the dead fads go, “h A after weighing the facts according to its highest standardc For now we're busy with EUGENICS! of wisdom and justice, locks up the murderer as an insane is ‘We eize each other up at sight; and dangerous person. He escapes from his prison and from the Make notes of income, health and habits, bounderies of that community. Must the rest of the world prove its Of avoirdupots and appetite, civilization by treating him as a worthy member of society, above won Boson ole rn eae the debits, } . ( , le “sensi suspicion, until he kills somebody else? IWER GUNUToaE EL tee wo a8) ; Across our cockta!ls or our tea, ‘ OFF WITH IT! And then rush off and TURKEY TROT! 2 MISSIONARY just returned from Africa told an audience L'Envot. that he hasn’t worn a collar for ten years. We applaud and envy him from the depth of our souls. Anybody who can live through a day like yesterday in this city and not curse the fash- ign that taught man to bind multiple layers of stiffness and starch about his sweltering neck must be dead to all normal instinct. ‘The male of the species hereabouts must finally realize that the way he clothes himself in hot weather is the strongest possible evi- dence against his claim to be a reasoning animal. That he wears cloth over his shoulfers in summer is sufficiently imbecile. But that he stupidly submits to a hot, hampering, utterly useless yoke about his neck, whose only purpoee is to tire his head and torture his chin, is past all understanding. ’ Why make a fetich of the linen collar? In the Eest millions of men wear soft bands of silk about their necks. Who will deliver modern man from the worst warm-weather curse that ever was wished ‘Where are they gone—the girls of yore, ‘With all their piquante mystery? Gone to their CLUBS, to RENO, or— To dance, perhaps, at a TANGO TEA! Whén Vacation Time Is Over } and the Daily Grind Begins By Sophie Irene Loeb. Copyright, 1018, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), EVBRAL letters have come to The;sideration which may change th- Bvening World as a result of | trend of things. after-vacation complaints, One| Nobody was ever happy on a CON- of them states; |STANT vacation. Even the multt- “1 read with |™illonaire, who could continue on ar everlaating one, to-day realizes the: interest the let-/no one may, in reality, be conten: t desoribi om him—slavery to the starched collar? our eeccreseoncoooors coceccooooooooees ie “soonising mithout SOME work to do. And ; ft 01 Wlecaengeans g Mr. Jarr Meets an Old Friend a tenor enter [not ned the proper stimulant SCURRYING TO COVER. ZeyWU > In the Guise of a New Enemy esha and | Ret la dull bay" and sil's very ul gil HAT The Evening by sot exposure of the baseball pool game voveesevesesesses ceeesesseoorsesessesvesseeeseeNTD on a ‘vacation’ [ghouid bo an nilttne-yooterned Ceres hes already had a drastic effect on the swindle wes proved ‘Tale was not strictly true, Johnson pacrecnicee cote en ae e on them. That slipped a cog in| sot an offer to go with a bigger firm at That is, so to combine euggestions as to the syatem and It ravelled to pleces| better money.” . work and play that dull care has me spending & vaca-|room to enter. To continue a constemt tion enjoyably.” work with only the momentous twe ‘Then follow a number of pastimes one | weeks looming up in the distance is may have right around home as &| WEARING, to say the least. vacation, It is no wonder that we come back x often behaserd that @ vacation te /with the. “erumpy” feeling, Yet a DISAPPOINTMENT. there are many play times that mag: The reason of this is that ANTICI- be hed along with the work ta PATION is 0 keen and we build up| way of DIVERSION that forms a on its possibilities to euch an extent of vacation during the whole yearn,” + that the actual realisation does not/ Thies naturally makes the wort, ‘meet our expectations, j@eem LESS tiresome and gives come’ yesterday when Henry Francis Toren, who was arrested two weeks ago on evidence gathered by this newspaper, failed to appear im the Tombs Police Court to answer to the charge of conducting a ... haseball lottery and therefore forfeited bail of $500. After the ac- onsed had tried every means to secure delay he evidently thought it wiser not to come into court with « police record which elready included a ygar in jail for selling bogus subway tickets. ‘That is the way with these professional pilferers who coax quar- 66 * tere out of scantily furnished pockets by offering tempting “chances” and Jenkins had gotten theirs before Mr. Jarre arrived. Mr, Jarr suspected @s much. “Results will show,” he said impress sively. “All I've got to say is that in- telligent and efficient men have no need te worry,” ‘Just when the mortgage was due!” @urmured Jenkins, who had a little Place in the country. ."T know what this efficiency system thing means,” eaid Johnson, ai pause. ‘Bel T came with thi 1 was managing bookkeeper with and then choked itself to death in Its own red tape. “Two of the filing clerks went daffy| “Well,” said Mr. Jarr, “you know how and the firm had to m out of the/tt ts with these things, The boss of a building and leave the card index files | big concern is out at @ club or a din- and punching machine behind. You can|ner eome night and meets a good after- @o pam there at any hour and hear it | dinner speaker, or a peerless piano play- clanking away, for it was a dupiex av-|er, and remembering his staff has no tomatic system,” member that shines in these sterling “Whi simplify | side lines, he employs the tadle talker them?” |or the piano pounder at a big salary and “That's what they all say!" retorted Johnson, # HATS going to be sprung?’ asked Jenkins, the book- keeper, as Mr. Jarr came out asked the bookkeeper dolefully, @ long contract to come to the estab- ‘They can install tem through | lishment and show the boneheads, who| The young woman who has “agonis-|thing to look forward to ALZ, @he besed on trick mathematics. They fade away in the first light of | ot we oes privat collection agency, and one of th 1o- | which, if yy Wring se he, poten have only been with the concern twenty |ing memeries” (owing te her lack of time, As the young woman tm the Det" publicity. Until The Evéning World began its crusade the baseball |, “Al! of us. out of our jobs," eaid Mr. | ordinate efficiency’ crazes struck the|and putting in automatic machines and | years or #0, how to run the business.” | proper clothes) of her two weeks’ |ter sumgests, there are many eamuam lottery swindle was thriving end extend! ite tentacl Jarr, place. We got an office engineer and|endiess card index wheels, at a cost of| ‘The firgt thing they'll do ts to install| sojourn, which cost her a “winter’s|mente within easy coach ef the J ing entacles over the city| “‘wmattert’ inquired Johnson, the/he installed a twenty thousand dollar | some $20,000 a year or 90, we will be able|® newcr and more costly system of | savings,” will ne doubt PROFIT by | average worker, if he or she would Oa8 Ifke the policy game of a few years since. Now it is drawing in ite |Cesier, coming over. card index file system with cross refer-|to do.away with the services of one of- | bookkeeping, new counting and adding | her experience, eeck them, feelers. Its agents are doi their best to be “The boss has hired an efficiency ens) en: fice boy and an assl t shipping clerk | machines, new cost sheet and card fil-| To skimp and eave for months an@/ If one would make a point ef teaey ing the! 0 invisible and cast no|gineer. Waste is going to %e eliminated| ‘Everything worked like clock and save their salaries," said Johngon, |ing systems, but that Jen't selling| then to epend all in two weeks ts poor |1ittle untiring eojourne here and thera, + shadows. fiend in human form whom “It looks bad, it looks bad!" muttered | goods,” ventured Johnson, economy indeed, The mission of |enjoy the games in the parks ané tame cea Gunning returned our blank form | Jenkins, “Yes, I guess you're right,” aaid Mr. | recreation is quite opposite to that, if |advantage of various forme ef seqren ere, as requested, but changed the| ‘What do you caret’ Mr. Jarr in-|Jarr. ‘We'll have our noses to the|» happy result ts desirable. tion that could present themecives ems serial numbers and alphabdeti refer-| quired. “You've been telling us you've|§rindstone making out efficiency ailps| 1¢ after you have deen away on that | would etrike a HAPPY BALANCE ia ‘| Letters From the Peopl a ke Gotan as RH ch Te tak Woal ws sesh is ceaues” | OCs aspartate ae tan eveeoe [COR Goa ada eae acs ae U ut e ea -well sini a ul ye thr: of ings in the every- | work pic with flags fying; and he spoke as “What sort of © guy ts the new ot- | ar . Sot mane 900 ae Hetey Kew York. ‘Bo Ge Bitter of The Brening World: Fecent editorial “Why Endure AM right thinking per- that Greater New York day routine, and this routine seems more sordid than ever, and the what's- the-use feeling eeems ever present, there are a few truths for your con- Going of it CONTINUE WORK AND Vans TION 60 THAT THERE 6HALL 3B EQUAL CAPACITY FOR BOTH, though the boss had called &im in te consult with him rather than to find fault. Rerve-racking din. For the lack of a Uttle axle grease property applied, and other care shown, thera are come curves! on our eubway, elevated’ and eurface iines where the care grind’and squeal {tt thelr voloes to high heaven ficiency engineer that’s going to be put in charge? Di4 you hear?” asked Jen- kina, ! “Some fellow with a new line of busl- ness patter snappy fellow who'll Soliloquies of a Summer Widower i But Johnson wouldn't let aim set away with it “I heard him bewling you out!’ he and put up parti- D 9 G $ etary afl of which are exagserated| Ke ® mortaty wounded emmal. 1|tiulet “That's more than he did with pe eee Seem Poe the decades eras pon The ays ood Stories uel" incr @y carclesmnens and indifference, It bad ald ee oe of aesien Se ae, Copyright, 1913, by The Pres Publishing Oo, (The New York Breaing World), with the Jobbing trade and retallere—put| A Business Man, | S2es%s, aU sight, Indeed, ma'am, yo might has Seen my privilege to visit every! nur an end to this thie, be ay pd bed Al N TENTH DAY. The fact is women are foolish, just|Up office partitions and have the old| . 49 94» escieimed young Teddy, busting into a. bore le es inseparable es @ pair of large city in the United States. I tare] generation will suffer for thie uncon. t a New Angle. OW, here's something that I can't| like foxes, They bent us to everything, {push button and buszer-wiring torn out douse, "atm, Jehnaon ald ete) PN Ne Me tuevelied tn Canada and Europe, and| scious wear and tear on the nervous jure out. In her letter received | it’s reasoned out this way: Supposing |Oh. yes, and I for iy bid Didn’ this morning my wife says that . lighting -the offive—priam glass end re- t Help Matters. wewhere have I found such unceasing,! system. 3B. H volar. pe giry rae “where | ere accidently to hear that Friend | gers iectric enti al 4] OENATOR 't Help Mat pees Wife was being bussed around by &| wrney've got figures and statistics to Rot | declared at © recent banquet that it f de crew of sawed-off little pikers at the| prove how increasing the light in the eRe) ee garth to band out waegas such a lot of in-|D!Ace where she’s having her vacation. | store room of a stocking mill in High- 3 x, ; your level beat to pabdie teresting men!" Well, she figures that there's at least | land Falla increased the efficiency of the by pa] = Wee si wane wa ces ty scplansiiie be Glial 9 we, Humph! Inter-|@ chance that I might hear such ajaelling force on the road by nine and | a, ins penny | told ber thet whet you suid aid, 6 patty wenn yy eating Willle-boya| thing, Therefore she adopts that beat-|nine-tenths per seat” said Mr. sar peste tod GA wah damam oasis | Chee cee eee Mr. iM take y ‘ and fat-heads! But | him-to-it system. She takes her pen| At this stage of the conference t+ | Amawors, one of the masculine guests for th , sas tae Mer. Lal grin) aemee ss str, Meliva's plass'ever ue on that tan't the idea, |{n hand and tellp me that she has met |fice boy handed Mr. Jarr a soiled dual» aie ‘while conversing with him chanced to potion ® The idea is that] whole lot of “Mterestin; nese card, Kind Assistan decidedly homely man on the oposite side of the Sr een are re Ge i rae ines on cae ase whe should feel | gets her in right from ‘dl him I can't see him!" ald Mr. ce. room, public and the public has its duty to the R.: e latter, what he says, is “ . " 1 44 colored woman came into e Washing-| ‘Mr. Jones," she sweetly remarked, “ te gay more for freight and passenger service so the R.R. can fix itself up called upon or| Great little method, But tt’ san bpaventt ay shanet! simi tae A See ee ae rein te | ok as li rs ye iy smin Me ‘com yom Better. He doesn't say anything at all about hiring Rorabach and Robbins to privileged to ine eee cMclency ceuina ‘enid 0 voice, ‘wes recoguiaed oo tenant of s emall hours] to Mr, Brown? In all my life I don't think I @tay at Hartford and run the Legislature or about the $204,600,000 spent in getting eae me bares a . ana Mh, arr and that ded become much eubsnced in valoe by] erer eaw a man quite so homely pare, Seen Tees . My ven earning e pede Meg aiken’ er on st| that 1 wecidentally eut the trail sev- (greet Michacl Angelo Dinkston, itiner- | oues @ © Sew wales etetion in SR) Ee Tok Me mek: hi ali it being mew, but will be surprised when he finds out! me describes as “interesting.” for instance, of that sepiee SHE [pom and exponent of the new at, bere, Read ‘we are quing to raise your Mi ood leetiart claimed the embervensed Bee eGo ss el oes tee ees Le he ee ae igor chance om sarh that 14 in Date for the Tmainder of my at | T'S be broke ore me |e at See ae en | he ' suey Wil oxy of him Seine’ s temperance actress. From what we hear, tach S'tiow of interesting, woment” Nasy The truth t2 the women have got the [J8"T a ‘hte dod, BY i, css 8 Go come bs Wak wether expects Mr. Idebler, the New York showmeh, who was among those chance! I wouldn't dare, If I did that, |!dea that they alone have the privilege And 40 It proved, di month,"—Mlarper'e Meguaina, Present, to make him an offer to show herself on the stage. she'd come bounding back to town on|of working tiat subtle stuff. We're Sarpy — ” ee ‘The peaches are growing red in the warm August eun and the grapes chow the next train, And she'd hand me the| barred when it comes to that kind of| Chinese ‘Millennium.’ Quite Inseparable. een see | Pt Bory Suplee. ors een mareenr. in Ra reite vewrirens (24 auoh ped josfies Lemony ee if ehe ever finds time to go HEE remarkable recognition of WASHINGTON women visiting © cetain examer. wranted that I was engaged in making|to bed for & few minutes? @he writes SOGaNG by Oe Bax inet pM yy ty | __ Im two weeks the oyster will come back. Our oystermen have Geen busy all violent love to the woman I wrote about | about straw rides, tango parties, tridge| 1.5, ‘tna story which has covered | que “nema” “wast Gear Made am?” che ex | to chim renee etn ele, Planting. The oyster crop is one of the few that ts act |Livtie Mice Muffet eat ona tuffet |, “\nteresting. oe eee et eee cit |Rearly @ millennium and @ belt, For | chimed, “end bew tesstife te contemplate Con ae ick of ral oe im 4 of clams. There te always Drinking come extract of whey; t ehe never pauses to reflect that I/and nothing eles, he Caristianity first reached China nearty | glazing t opm pertess eccord?’ ‘Then, tarsiag to | Sement, Plenty of water In L. I, Bound whether it raing or does..'t. the herria! by 8 diet on might consider it at least possible that | of her letters she adds & Mne eaying|. century before Augustine landed cm | their Mather, the omeguieter of @s gine, dhe Bt ts anid that thirty-three offices are to be filled In Horseneck this fall, As wee ly cated ONO! these cheap skates at her vacationizing | she hopes I'm getting enough to eat at the isle of ‘Thanet Not from, Buropa, elsedi @re three parties in the fleld this will mean that ninety and nine of our hated, place whom ashe calls “interesting” | the flat and thet I'm getting te beé| however, Nestorian missionaries from | ‘1 geasume thet thee Gnee Bille qustue ore : can have some excitement if they wish. We wonder if the lest | But che lopt herself LITTLE that| might be trying out their line of win- wm be Jin! wan ‘om aus on early every night! Well, I AM getting! Persia and Nepau! came to China nie insoparahie,” early every nights, 3 em! \ Ql cay beet to bed year 04, 29 age ae aren ae