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- The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday, August 16,1913) orld. Hiding Under the Bed (x2%::..) By Robert nor ESTABISSHED BY JOBEPH PULITZER. @ublished Daily Except Stinday by the Press Publishing Company, Nos. 53 to 68 Park Row, New York RALPH PULATZER, President, 68 Park Row, J. ANGUS SHAW, Treas rk Ro} 63 Park Row. t 6 } JOBEFH PULITZER, Jr., Secretar: ———$————— Entered at the Post-Office at New York as Second-Class Matter ; @ubscription Rates to The ing |For Kngiani and the Continent and ‘Werlé for the United States All Countries tn the Internativnal and Cansde Poatal Union, sos 08.60/One Year +» .80/One Month.. } VOLUME Bh. ...cccccccasccoesssrscesseesesree NO, 18,988 | Copyright, 1018, by The Prem Publishing Oo, (The New York Breniag World, | SHE CHATS ON WIVES, AS ANTIDOTES. 66 HY 40 men marry the sort of women they do?” inquired the Rit W tng her curly head againat the cance cushions and lasiy her scintillating Angers in the water. “Why do they marry—any sort af women?’ sighed the Mere Man medi’ tatively. ‘ A “Oh, ‘all the nice men are married,’ or WILL be married,” returned the RE ; . F 4 inconsequentially, “but why do they make auch fatal elections? Why dees CAUGHT IN THEIR OWN PLOT. |, A” the political darkness and confusion through which the ™~ State ie groping begina to be felt the grim certainty that! Tammany is worried. Its so-called victory is a dangerous explosive which it holds and cannot get rid of. Whatever William | intelligent man, with original ideas and @ real love of conversatton, | — mpty-headed lit with only t rde in bh Sulzer bas done, the people of the State already show a strong dispo- | - veusane’s c e 4 yrs ie aiiey He i vs A re Ps in her sition to stand him alongside Charles F. Murphy that the impeached | ys who never can share his enjoyment of the good things in life and who waatr him to livewn breakfast food? Why does a sport always pick out « prude, who refuses to go about with him and flings cold water on every friend or plenoury that appeals to him? Way*— . “Reoause,” interrupted the Mere Man desperately, “those partioules eam Dappened to be the ones who wanted them—at the moment.” t Headed Straight for the Rocke. j 6 © what moment?” inquired the Rib suspiciously. A “at the moment when they happened to be deadly tired of—~ot the ether kind. A man doesn't MAKE a selection. How on earth could he, with oe many fascinating types of girls alwaye about, and all of them veady to be had for—for ¢! “Lock uth’ eaciaimed the Riv telly. “You are paddling straight ¢or dhe ! Governor may derive full benefit from the comp: ‘ Sen men like Murphy and his agents, assuming the role of avenging virtue, deliberately challenge such compsrison with their | | victim, can they wonder if they presently find themselves cowering H under the ordeal they have invoked? One thing is certain. From now on the proceedings against i William Sulaer will mark no triumphal progress for Murphy, whatever j the latter may have counted on. ¢ When it decided to pose—with ite tongue in tte cheek—as a j champion of political purity, Tammany took a bold and dangerous chance. Public opinion is rapidly taking a turn that will admit no Se “Ag T was saying,” resumed the Mere Man, straightening the cance and lay. hance ing he paddle aeroan his knees while he iit a cigarette, ‘a man cannot tell whet final judgment until Murphy and Tammany stand likewis: ' — -e} y type of girl he foves best just by looking them over any more than he could tell Tie you off-hand what flower or fruit or vegetable ho loves best or whether he prefers ; u ‘deefeteak to equad, or ice cream to cavinre. He loves them all, in different waye ——— for different reasona, and at different timea—according to his mood." “And according to which he happens te have loved last,” added the Rib. ‘The Mere Man's cigarette dropped into the wat: " explained the Rib, “if he happens to have had an overdose of cham- pagne he has @ fancy that for the rest of his natural life he will want nothing to drink Dut pure, cold spring water. If he has been living on mock turtle, caviare and equab for a few weeks he has @ revulsion of feeling that makes Mim mopally certain that beefsteak and potatoes are the only food for which he shaft ever yearn again. If he hae had an overdose of siren or chorus girl, he pines for ®@ saint; and if he has wearied of a clever woman -he fancies that the only kind he shall ever be able to stand ts a fluffy butterfly. It's the reviusion of feeling which he mistakes for love. It's his sudden distaste for one kind of woman which convinces him that the only thing on earth he shall ever be satisfied with ts the +Jother kind. And he calls ft ‘love!’" “Weil,” suggested the Mere Man, cheerfully, “it serves the eame purpose. Tf dt were not for the revulsion of feeling he never would be able to maki selection and never would marry at all. As long as a man likes ALL kinds of ine @ bachelor.” In his latest whack at District-Attorney Whitman the Mayor | ( refers to “that discretion, patience and even forbearance which | have i Bow been nearly four years teaching.” Gy example? NS AVERTED. VEN in Its gratitude the city covers ite eyes and shudders to} think what might have been if the Mayor had not called off his restaurant raiders in the nick of time. | ' For‘do, Julius, our Sheriff, was not unmindful of his people. | While the nightly ecenes of carnage were at their height he bade his | trasty counsellors pore over tomes of law and render him a swift deci- -——- hed the Rib, “but tf only h 14 make up his j sion. And “if,” he declared, “upon perusing said decision I find tty what sort of Wonian be woule ve hase) pons on deliver: the police are not within their rights in ejecting peaceable citizens, of ately and" — } whatever country or clime, who are found there dining after 1 o'clock, I, as the supreme peace officer of New York County, will command |* my deputies—es- many as may be necessary—to accompany me to the aforesaid restaurant and throw the said police into the atreeta.” It would have been awful. Yet it would have been sublime. We are thankful it was not to be. Yet we would have risked life itself to eee it. { The Woman Who Ie Different. i 6“ exclaimed the Mere Man. “You never heard of a mas G going deliberately into matrimony, @id you? You never heard of a man deliberately putting himself on @ diet until all other kinds of @s0@ had disagreed with tim! pledge until he had known at lei “No,” agreed the Rib, sadly, be married, not because she is what she is, but because eh girl before”"— ; “What?” interrupted the Mere Men. “From the girl who happened to love a man a little too much or a little too Jong or @ little too haatily"— "* protested the Me: finished the Rib, 8 an—an ANTIDOTE! murmured the Mere Man thoughtfully, aw he laid the paddle beside him, “but there's nothing in this world half so swoet as an antidote-when a chap really) NEEDS it, and WANTS it—when he has that tired fesling, that ache dn the throat, that nausea and remored'— Ite, is different ¢rom the -2¢—e————- = ‘Srates tn the Middle West are scorching under a spell of miense heat. This State is enjoying fine weather and not much else. +4 ——__—. AN INCALCULABLE BLESSING. OCTORS heave long known that even with the use of anaes- thetics which put the brain to sleep and take away the sense | Man in alwaye flatter herself that she was [Don't Blame the Stenographer {a 2#'is.| By Sophic Irene Loch i | Pal Kventag World. “Nothing half »o—WHAT?" ‘ 1 by | wo women, evidently ,recelving euch @ letter, aorawls across|ple who should apologize for being on, Never get your limitations incorporated “Nothing half eo satisfying and delicious as @ nice, nerve-ateadying, soul- of pain, still the wear and tear on the nerves accompanying stenographers, were heard dis-|the corner of tt, ‘Opened but nut read,'jearth. Don't make apologetics then « rubber stamp.” soothing, comforting Hitle wite to take the bad taste out of Iife and calm year au operation make their recerd ow the brain tissue, often with serious | cussing thelr possible responsi-|and returns #, Apologies go with peo- {habit of your life, and by all means| Therein Mes the #um and substance! nerves and brace you up and"— | Wily aa te tee of it all. ‘To get the highest FFFI-| you move ONE INCH, Mr. Cutting,” cried the Rib hastily, “thts cance i] ‘dictated but not CIENCY from the stenographer 4 read" letter, Thelr conversation ed to indicat there had ‘ the | will tip over!" The world can never be too grateful to Horace Wells for the : , _ Giscovery of anaesthetics, nor to Lister who firat used the antiseptics | which have so enormously reduced the chance of death from wounds | and operations. But will it be any less grateful for the achievement of Dr. George W. Crile of Cleveland, professor of surgery at Western | Reserve University, who has succeeded by the use of local anaesthetics in completely cutting off from the brain the portion of the body to he operated on, #0 that no shock or disastrous reaction can be trans: | | aitted eveu unconsciously to the brain centres? j | ‘The facts about this wonderful method as described in The Sun- day World Magazine for to-morrow stand for what is perhaps the : most interesting landinark in surgery of this generation. Surgeons ae @reat aim of the employer to-day; and “And to make life seem worth living. he or she is most efficient who can lift | enigmatic eh. the burdens from the shoulders of the s o 1 i 1 o q u ic 8 o f a employer, But when it comes to taking SuM Mer Wid awe #$ |tte rsvonsinnty ot aictation ax to thoughts Intended by the individual, it were indeed GOING THE LIMIT to place the blame as to misconatruction The trend of commerce, trade and business is thoroughness in every de- partment; so that no letter or other plec of work leaves that de} UNFINISHED manner, . tated but not read” letter implies “get what you can out of #, but I am not responatbl ain,’ finished the Mere Man with an > How Living Millionaires Dd w w **Got Their Start"’ pyright, 1018, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World). 10.—W. A. Clark. Grifted into a “wholesale supply house" ORN on @ Pennsylvania farm, he| and thence took up banking. In 19% he B studied law, but was forced to| bought @ mine at Butte. But he found a! he knew too Ittle of mining to advance m | an fast as he wished, @o he came Kast and drove it to Mon-|and took a course in the Columbia such a letter and the blame wae put . By Clarence L. Cullen. the shoulders - fy ane stenog: Copyright, 1913, by The Prew Publishing Co, (The New York Krening Work), apher, For the benefit NINTH DAY. Canary Islands before noon was drown- of the army of [LOIS Im the firat name of that | ine in the presence of the audience. » H empressy looking woman whom | But the excitement wasn't about any- In interesting to 1 met at Sea Gate the other |thing ike that. It was about Heloise— letter thus #tamped) was t and then|Notice how oute and natural-itke T can tly as evidence in the New (cz came upon at a lot | Pronounce that name to myself? Heloise) RACK WARD in business methods in-| tana, ‘There he sold his oxen as beef| Schoo! of Mines. Going back to Mon- rt. The Judge held that of the cabaret | W4" walking toward the beach from the begin his real working | teamater, In 1863 he bought an ox t certainly indicates going | with his earni York City ¢ i @tead of tforward and bought a mining claim with the|tana, he “struck copper” in @ mine he all over the world are discussing the discovery with the greatest in- Map eintea but not read” letter did i rd with rieeas Perongwngy boeaionghs Wwe At any rate, no reaponadbility can in| money. After nearly a year's labor In | hed acquired. Hin new knowledge ef paint role? Arie tay, | NOT free the Individual from responsl- of hers on the any sense be placed on the stenog-!his mine he had cleared $1,500. s| metallurgy and his mine's vast re- | terest. How infmmitely more significant will it be to all humanity | tity tor ine contents of the letter next night. isloeine ae She said something t0|ranner whose intentions certainly can: | money he put into @ frontier store and | sources gave him the start he needed | t& hear that there is a new hope of minimizing the fear and shock of | Apropos of this, a well known bust: Heloine—conalder- | the maid, and the dark one replied: not be taken as anything except to send | in a year swelled the sum to 87,600. He in the fast booming copper in@petry. | the dread ting table nes# authority makes this answer to able name! And it| “Yes, Miss Heloise.” ab fear as tide Suet what te dne aa | operating table. the man who dictates letters and late fita her like—wall, | Which te how I happened to make her tended by the peraon dictating, If the lke that bathing | name. 1a EXACTLY ’ G H tt! dere | Nite ee eurcaily heh elon et eie| ee aay s ood Stories ' | 1» be matled with the foregoing in- Letters From the People | peace caer | the Southampton] coat with the maybe Indeed would that stenographer better | ‘but when he got home, al! the same, be imowed beach yeaterday. |the water—that's when the exc! be in the bosa'e place entirely for the The Modern Man. enough to keep hie mouth shet. If he'd deem like Neatacgs faut Gaya om Tt a: altar la Which is by way]on the beach began, Her one-piece was | good of all concerned. About 1000 7 HK late Emereou Taylor, eur Consul #4) the twentieth century man se first thing he'd oes not belong to them? The city | "orth writing, it i# worth re-reading | of saying that it fs | all to the Or % id and Trouville, And as Vort of Spain.” ssid a Washington < done would ‘a’ been to find fauk with the ! ————————— “ ‘di h Fe the Maiane cf The Drentag Word Streets are the people's property, If and correcting, It i# an acknowledy- a fit, pluet she stood in ribboned sandals on ‘ad Pye! we oe ond be Bad, the fetted calf was cooked,’ ’—AWeattingten Ghar, What is the amount of oval consumed) u cab company complained that the new|ment of sloth; and an apology without | Odd how J chanced to meet that swag- | the sand taking @ peex at the waveleta| winted that somebody had put some « [int o heey Pye by the Meuretanta in one day's (twenty=| ordinance would take away from it the|an accusation ix proof of guilt ger-looking woman ao often! Went down | she made Diana look like the woman| ground glase into my coffee at break- 4 en jo ewes Seether } exclusive right to the stand for which| ‘It transfers blame from yourself to] to Southampton to spend Sunday with| who comes on Friday afternoons to/| fast. omg | c, he aad, often took queer had pald the hotel, to the ontinary |the stenoxrapher and, therefore, is an | Bill Speedycraft and his family, Went | wash the windows! She could ewim lke a dolphin out for | qvotied view of things, Tite ebe said, one mind 11 would neem that as such | easy aid in cave of dispute. And |in bathing in the morning, Bill Speedycraft thought I was over-|the amateur championship and she was | gy ei q The Evening| ote! sold the cai mMpany: a privilege | Just here 108 4 wood place to quote| We were jviling on the sand when |come by the heat when 7 trotted right | th refire hit of the beach, Meter) +; don't think the prodigal som was oo bad, A Tecan wore in Thee yenin which {t (the hotel) did not lexally Saint Fr . Werld about “cheapening patriotisin” through promiscuous playing of the na- tional anthem, &c., 1s worthy of especial! commendation. At a vaudeville per- formance the other night the entire . who ald, ‘A gentleman | everybody on the beach began to sit up| up and spoke to her. She wan all to the|in the evening at @ i!ttle roadhouse | omer ail, : vut him- | and rubber and become as excited as if |dimplingness, and 1 took her in and| party with ber host and hostess, + 'Hle wa'e't mo good to hip femily,’ caid bar wimmer—they're alwaye | floated her, while the other mavericka| She told me that her life had indeed | wusbasd, ra’—trying to wet to the |on the sand sat and hated me and' been a nad one. Remarkable woman! “Phat'e @ fest.’ end the Dry Han women, the cab company would have e for an action for damages agali the hotel ¥, CROMPTON, one Who excuses every one wolf.’ My heart 9 with the man who, on RR RAIDS MONG the bewildwed am@ tm come coms j audience rose at the playing of “My B P. L. Cc Tt Oo s b + 4 Se eee Qouptrs Tis of Thee," and remained eau pant a © our national wes rendered. | am lieartily ks the playing of our anthem in theatres and other places in order to secure il it fen Given spplaure for an act. But it is doubly “Well,” eald the latter finally, “‘you Gynt coow y Ceploruiie w nove how few people even Particularly eattrwsiastic ebont them, What @ 2 know the tune of that national anthem, ‘ aw A Tust Seggestion. ‘To the Kaitor of The Krening World you think!” ‘hy, I've got wo eunte better piciures than those! ‘The recent taxiced ordinance, while a step in the right direction, atill left the dega! rates far above those at which I belleve the cub owners can reap 4 Megitimste profit. A large class of per- pene im this city are depri of the ‘Reredeary convenience of cabs; persons whene means, in London or Paris, would Permit them to aval! themselves of the @® warvice. The law can compel prop- @ty owners (often innocent offenders) fe whave off the fronts of bulidings ‘witch encroach on the sireet line. $< Her System. YOUNG Philedelyhian, who Wad deeded that his somewhat extravagant cught to beep a9 account of her expendi. tures, came to her one dey with s meat accoust book, prettily bound, relates the Publte Ledger, “Now, Susan said he, “I want you te down on this side of the book the money 1 | You for the household expenses, aad on the i nent of how it gos Im & oo 1 give you another eupply of mus I 7 t if i H g 5 i i pel z f ‘Two weeks later Hubby called for “Ob, I've kept it all gight,”’ “Here it 10," | On one page wes wottten: “1 | Dick one hustved dotiem,” and on Wes Laie com@rebensive: i i t