The evening world. Newspaper, August 14, 1913, Page 14

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What is this “triumph”? Confusion and conflict rending the government at Albany; New York’s Ohief Executive desperately gresping for means to save himeelf from final discredit and ruin; the Banpire State disgraced and dishonored in the eyes of the nation—e fixe triumph! The people of the State are not rejoicing with Murphy. They are thinking of what is to come. Will the impeachment proceedings, the inevitable charges and counter-charges thet must run alongside, help explain how Temmany is able to put men of ita own mould in High offices of public trast to extol or pull down as it chooses? Will ight from new angles play upon the methods which make it possible for a Murphy to boast that he can make and break a Governor of New York? The final etudy cf Murphy’s “triumph” may well furnish strength end courage for a supreme effort to isolate and destroy the gigantic petitical force which Murphy uses brazenly to impose his will for qned or evil upon this Ltate. —_—_—_—9———— A Chicago county official declares that “the human scrap-pile ts cluttered wp with the idle rich who sit around luxurtous hotels and watering places with nothing ¢o do but overeat and sleep.” Some of them do far less farm on the ecrap-pile than they would most anywhere else. ‘ en THE MAYOR PRESENTS— RECOMMEND to visitors in town New York's latest Rough-housing citizens, a nightly strong-arm act by the police, specially devised and produced /by His Honor the Mayor. Fifty or more policemen rush into a restaurant, drag out the cus- tomers, men and women, old and young, and drop them on the side- walk. Broken dishes, spilled food, torn hats and clothing, every excitement of a first-class riot, and all guaranteed real and genuine. The performance is unique because the police, feeting that they have special license from the Mayor to do things they arrest other people for doing, bring zest to their work. A large number of spectators can be accommodated in the street, and groans, hoots and catcalls, harmonizing with the general disorder, will be appreciated. Reasonable safety for bystanders, but no mercy te those who try to get a meal. For the benefit of tinrid persons in the audience who respect the law and have heard that the courts condemn the spectacle as “Alegraceful, illegal, an incitement to riot and anarchy,” we cannot too often repeat that the Mayor is running this show and the courts can go hang. ——-4 2 —_—_ Wf the dressmakers ere right about the fall styles, “slits without any opening, shadow skirts without any view,” will presently darken the prospect and we shell know indeed that o “The melancholy days are come, ‘The eaddest of the year.” ——+»- NEXT TIME PRISON. IVE MANUFACTURERS arraigned in the Court of Special Sessions, charged with locking their factory doors on their workers, found that excuses were weaker than facts. One employer ssid he only piled boxes in front of a door to save room; another explained a patent lock supposed to open easily from the inside, while « third protested that his doors had been locked “inad- vertently” the day the inepector came round. These and similar explanations notwithetandmg, the Court sharply imposed fines of from $50 to'$75 on each of the five to serve as reminders, Moreover, Justice Zeller warned them that a second offense would mean much heavier punishment: “In future it is the intention of this Court to make examples of men who persist in violating this law. ‘There is not going to be another Asch Building disaster if this Court can help it. Conviction of any manufacturer for a secon offence will in future mean imprisonment.” ‘The most paltry excuse that offenders against fire laws can offer in “inadvertence.” A door “inadvertently” blocked or left locked for a gingle “our during working time is a grave and criminal risk. We must find some way to prevent that fact slipping from the minds of easy-going employers. Plenty of publicity should be given to these Jatest fines and more still to that plain word—prison. Letters From th A. MA” and “P. ML” ‘To the Editor of The Evening World: e People Div @ 100 by 2 and the result is ©, Multiply the 100 by the 6 and add affair that sometimes existe be- tween friends came to my notice the other day. A very delightful va- cation party was epolled by @ Uttle narrow principle insteted upon by two people of the party, It seemae that some difference of opinion had arinen between twofriends some time ago which developed into a hot argu- ment to the point where they refused to RECOGNIZE each other, Both people were invited to the party. And each refuseu to “apeak" to the other; making it em- barraseing for their fellow participants, T happen to know these people, and I A COMMON and deplorable state of the beginning it was a petty mtsunder- standing, to aay the least. But one word brought on another, until a storm arose that threatened their friendship learned the cause of the trouble, In, “Tammany’s ENEMIES Have to Be Honest!” ‘““We Never Speak as We Pass By” (ge pers Ba ‘On. ) (The New York Evening World.) So constrained has become the re-, even speak on seeing each other. This lationship that these friends do not|condition 4 unworthy of the right- ——By Celia How to Choose Your Occupation The Duties, Chances and Salaries in Various Lines of Work K. Hosik Copyright, 1918, by The (Prem Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World). 19.—MAOCHINIST, S business of making machinery and jts various parts {s very im- portant, ‘There Is @ constantly Srowing demand for good machinists. In fact, there is almost a lack of skilled machiniate, There are many chances {n this occupation which the young, Growing boy of sixteen, with a grammar school and no trade, would do well to conshler, ‘The most necessary qualification to become a good machinist is an actual | 4 fondness for handling and working with mechanical appliances, Good common sense, willingness and a strong, sound body form the necessary requisites for for all time, although the friendship had, the trade. ‘been of Jong standing and a very pleas- fant one. Times without number geome foolish, the trouble ls NEVER surmounted and folk allow a friendship to pass away BENEFIT, ‘What are tho exact meanings of “A. M.” and “P. M.” as applied to times of Gay, and what are they derived from? + BM. “A. M." is an abbreviation of “ante meridian” and “P, M." of “post meridian,” meaning, respectively, ‘“be- feve noon” and “after noon,” “As Heaven Made Her.” ‘To the Beiter of The Krening Wortd: Do not readers think that a wom- en who fs 2 600d Wife and mother 0 @ great service toward civilisa- by helping her sisters in bettering Wes and by teaching her chil- te clothe themselves yroperly (by I mean to teach her daughters to with fiimey clothing and do with paint and powder)? Let the multiplier 6, and the result is 6,050, Divide % vb; Take the nearest result, which ia ©, Multiply the 9 by &, whith gives you 4,960, which is the correct result. This formula holds good for all numbers and can be easily teated, T. BE, HUTUSR, Watontowa, N. J. For Twenty Years. To the Falitor of The Evening World; Here (s @ rather simple problem tn mathematica: If I invest 64 every half year for twenty yeare at 4 per cent. what will it amount to at the end of the period, read 8c. Bureau of Vital Statiotos. To the baitor of The Evening World: To what department in New York City should I apply for @ certificate of my birth? Kearny, N. 3. To Secreta-y of Ktate, Albany. To the balitor of Thy Krening World To whom should person apply to | Gnd the owner of an automobile when he bas tts number? Conttt, be 4 none trifling thing will come up and make a/ each year. Mountain out of a molehill, Gometimes | or over to enter, ‘The work can be learned well by ‘There are many euch cases.| apprenticeship. Many machine shops take @ Iimited number of apprentices A boy must be fifteen years A period of four years 1 occupied in learning this work. It is | Never wise for a young man to special- that would have been of great MUTUAL, |!ze too early in the inning of his vor whenever career, He should {How to Be Happy Though on Diet Fat Mr Spratt could eat no fat—a diet strict forbade; ann 2ice Sara's pauld anb 00 Jani Chana On euch lean ade adh [* dp sg ey ndad Aint Nam pond Lake ihe alates eights... | oust Possible to learn all the details of the work in its many different branches; and ppecialize later, An ambitious, industrious apprentice desirous of success would do well to take an evening course in mathematics and drawing while serving his term of apprenticeship. Whenever possible and desirable a young man can take up @ special course in one of the technical insttutes or colleges of the country. This course will give him & valuable technical train- which will later be supplemented by ‘ual experience in @ machine shop. The pay of @ machinist averages from sixteen to twenty-five dollars per week. ‘The apprentice receives a nominally mal) sum after averaging about twelve cents an hour for the actual time em- ployed, Foreman and master mechin- iste get proportionately larger salaries, according to their ability and the ex- tent of the business in which they are employed. The large concerns as a rule pay more than small estabdlishments. ‘The good mechantc usually has no dim- culty in getting a lucrative 5 Yet Mr, Spratt Robert Minor 8 Wee Peed Breclog Worth, « O* | | | By Sophie Irene Loeb Hy minded individual, and much is lost accordingly, At least, no friend should allow ANY arievance. to become so much a part of him as would warrant his not SPBAKING to another, No one should take himself 90 ser!- ously and bulld up such a stone wall you, it te perhaps because a friend is one wi “etands up" for you in public and “sits down" on you in private. That he has handled you with bare closes the door of RECONCILIATION by conduct which be very, very often regrets, Friendships are to be cherished. My creéd is this: knuckles instead of padded boxing I believe that real friendship, Hke Copyright, 1018, ty The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Bening Wet@, . HARKEN, my Daughter, anto the Ten Rules of Matrimony, whtel & thy Mother, have found to WORK. For, ghe that obeyeth them ALL shall be accounted @ Geed> | Wife; but she that scorneth to follow them shall be cast out into Nevada, shalt have no other thought, in either any wishés save HIS ats brand of the family tooth-powder. Thou shalt not touch his newspaper BEFORE breakfast. In ning thon mayest glance at the MORNING paper, and on the follewing morning at the EVDNING paper. But she that frisketh his paper befere he hath devoured it shall feel the might of sarcasm, and the terror of his srouch, Remember his razor and his pipe of the ohiffonier shalt thou keep for 1s HIS; likewise ONE hook in the closet. And whoso toucheth his DESK, to clean it, is in danger of destruction. Consider his mother’s cooking, and learn from her the way te his heart, for she hath KNOWN him in must cater unto him in the days o! teach tBee his whims and idiosyncra Thou shalt not TALK, when he in talking. Neither, when he {is reading, nor when he is napping, nor when he is‘eating, nor when he is thinking, nor when he is SHAVING. HEAR thee. Thou shalt not SULK. Leave thi ness of a man is called “dignity,” 61 stinacy.” Thou shalt not LAUGH at him. though his ways and mannerisms be EXCRUCIATING, thou shalt not take him sertously. Yea, thou shalt look UP to him, even though thou mmst go, down upon thy knees to accomplish ft. Thou shalt not wear false hair like unto other women; neither thou cover thyself with powder, nor soak thyself in the perfumes o Arabia and Paris. For, that which “folly and vulgarity” in a man’s own spouse. Thou shalt be SATISFIED with whatsoever thy husband giveth thee; nor hunger after Paris hats, and motor cars, ‘and tiaras and taxicabs, and votes, and compliments, and flowers. dependence, and the. widow in her flirtations. But THOU shalt be content | with thy tooth-brush and thy WEDDING-RING. | ‘Thus, my Daughter, shall thy days be long and passably peaceable ia the Harlem flat and kitchenette, which the Sultan, thy husband, bestoweth upon thee. » Selab. Old Age Is: Really a Disease With a Microbe of Its Own 'T seems that according to most recent ] discoveries old age is not a natural result of years, but is @ microbe. At least this is claimed by the ecien- tist, Metchnikeff, of the Pasteur ineti- tute In Paris. It is not necessary that people shouk feel burdened with yeare and grow feeble and exhausted as the months roll Into years. All that 1s due to @ microbe in the body, and when science can once dis cover the antitoxin which can success fully combat the poisonous effects of the microbe we can live on, perhaps not longer, but without any discomfort until the end comes, saya the Chicago Tri Dune. He. bases his theoPy on his observa- tions of mammals as compared with birds, / The Foiks That Write Copyright, 1918, by ‘The Prom Publich To the surprise of many readers, I. A. R. Wylie, the English author of severat , who te really the dev, J. has resigned his rectorship at Westport, County Mayo, and will come to America for @ lecture tour in October, | a@ to refuse to recognize @ friend under | ANY circumstances; ‘and thus forever close the possibilities of repair or ad- Juetment. | Often, if your friend has arsued with Bloves in because he has recognized your strength to take It. That you have seen fit to take it hard and get angry at him to the point of not speaking to him rather reflects discredit on YOU. In the field of friend. ship‘it ta better to forgive than to re-| ceive forgiveness. Unwise is the indi-| dividual who in a time of anger forever wine, grows better with the years. It waxes warm when the epirits are low and eoothes to sleep the fever of unrest. In vain may we ask the stare why we come; neither do they ¢ell whence we go. Butt™ the interim we live, act and have our being in the ¢hought of a friend. For neither time nor test can take @ tried and trye friend away from you, Rife ce eater by Ida Greeley-Smith yearned for fat—his wife she longed tor lean; Frank Waller Afien, whose “The Lovers of Skye” opened a,new field of romance on the Ohlo River, has been struck by @ new idea, He will interview “oldest inhabitants” ap and down that noble etream in an enthusiastic search for g00a tio gugsestions. Under the title “The Tinder Box,” Marla Thompson Darrien has written the story of a Southern beauty who “pops the question” to the man of her heart. lenry Russell Miller wrote “The Am- preferences, nor any interests save his interests. i Thou shalt not indulge in any personal OPINIONS; neither epan ligton, nor upon politics, nor upon diet, nor upon art, nor upon 1 | Ror wpon anything that is in the earth beneath, nor in the heavess 5 the earth. His friends shall be thy friends, his Rabits Qy heli ’ his tastes thy tastes, even unto the choice of the dally newspapes, rmingham, the Irish novelist. | oO. Ne FESsION? DREeTH WS the world, save thine MUS nor atfy preferences Gelss® wis! f nt Ge | to keep them sacred! Three drawers all thy frills; but the fourth drawer the days of his appetite; but @ou ff his dyspepsia. Therefore, let her cles, » For, at these times he shall aet at unto thy Beloved. For the sulki- ut @ woman's silence is called “eb- Lo, though he be as a human joke: is charming in a neighbor's wife is Let the spinster rejoice in her in- | A dog or a horse, for instance, ghows distinct signs of senility. But dirde do not. A duck that te twenty years of shows no signs of aé- vanced age. Parrots remain for long years f2 & youthful state and retain their Defiant plumage. In the case of cording to relial seventy to seventy- years off, @ ts impossible to recognize old age The ne, it is claimed, Hes tm Ge differ In the, intestines in mamanala and birds. q oe ' \ Darroquet which ae information, te ‘The latter are eo built that the crobes which are so abundant im the testines of the mammals do net not accumulate in the bird. In the mammal they increase gem year to year, and the toxic effect trem these intestinal sources produces Gy jf phenomena which we call “old aga” Our Books ing York Evening World), MacGrath produced “Parrot & Ga” Oklahoma responds with a real Mart Truitt, who is in the Legislature, and @ real Paul Parrot of Parrot & Co, sigm painters. Albert Edwards, author of “Comrade Yerta,” is described as “a tall, thim loose-Jointed, bearded youns man, wear- ing spectacles and with the slight stoop that {® suppored to denote the burner of midnight oll; mild of manner gentle af speech, almost to the point of aigti- dence.” Ellen Glasgow deploves the mistake of wives who concentrate too intensely on emotionalism, Says she; “Hustand and wife must be mentally companten- able if their happiness is to lagt through the years. That's the arent bing’ wa of essential Importance that the ‘wife. should not permit her mind to pecome inactive. I approve of her being @xter- ested in suffrage, In her club, in geetal work, in anything tha’ will keep Rer thoughts from flowing in narrow chan- nels." So the author points the meral H bition of Mark Truitt," and Harold The Problem Solved. HIYBICALLY epeating, Olle Jomes, the Gen- ator from Kentuoky, wetghe close to 300 pounds and in a political sense he tine the ‘at 1,600 tons, Hie last echlevement wae Lather Burbenk, the plant wiserd, « new a toured Celfornia and one with Burbank, who seemed in- fm the vest amount of food the his manner of . Immediately after the lunch ‘ quick dash Lack to his expert EE ood And It Was! EOROE W. TAYLOR, Representative from the First District of Alabama, took « The Day’s Good Stories. of "Vftginia.” A colored waiter stepned forward, & hundered ‘Tapas, A the waiter, it let lim do that. apt man jea’ nacbally tek it “Heavens!” gasped ‘Tayo s over my (istrict ina week, He wane of mine and 1 wanted to make an tmpeeasiom him, And I guess 1 did ngtoe Cte, eens Inexperienced. ove of the men tly with him in th io the capaaity of Housekeeper, Towart sung be waylet@ Ramp tho hall ome day and sai! ‘Mendy, do you like Abe countsyt™ ee nee whe lid, “Would you like to go away @ummer and keep house for me wean Ge Mandy was eure she would “Suppose 1 got just a ungalow, Do yep ial it nleely by y oll her exes,“ *Eheed, All better get! eomiabedy about taking qa af