The evening world. Newspaper, August 11, 1913, Page 11

4M A T3UG FOR NATURE! . SOMETIMES I WISH I WERE BACK 5 PITH THE SATRE-TOOTH( & AN “_DINOSAURUS ) SOLILOQUIES OF A SUMMER WIDOWER By Clarence L. Calien. Coppright, 1918, ay ‘The Pres Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), SEVENTH DAY. for your head to jump the reservation LITTLE fap in the wife's ietter|/4"4 make war medicine and do the this morning about the brevity | #ake dance, and they give you no rest. Yepiaties” to her, That's| [ike last night, for Instance. I was what she called {8 tired as a hay hand last night after ‘em — “epistien.”” | that party at Gea Gate the night be- “Episties,”” I pre- | fore, and was blinking over the eve- sume, {s up-atage| "Mg papers before turning in, when for letters. | three rascals that I haven't seen for el I have {#x months waltsgi in on one. Their been ‘ringing in| Wives out of town, too. some pretty| How the deuce they knew my wite chopped-off letters | as away-I don't know yet, but the on her since she| Married ones always seem to have a went away. And| hunch about these things. Anyhdw, of course wives|they were tuned up for one of those can't understand, | cabaret nights. Well, was there any They muff the] Way for me to get out of It? Could Tt fact that a manj{sit like a rum and refuse to go and Oughin't to be ex-|have ‘em call me names? Pected to sit down and write one of} Far be it! Not that. So I went. those; two-pound packages of parcel-/J'Ve known every minute to-day that post to his abvent wife after he'a|I went, too. Such a dome-ache! Odd been elaving and tolling and moiling!that that empressy woman with the tor his life at an office all day. haunty eyes that I met at Sea Gat But wait a minute. A little plano on! should have been at several of the that slaving and moiling and toiling| Places we visited. She was with thing. I haven't been doing much of| bunch of marrisd friends. that lately. It sounds good, but there's| Somehow we happened to be poked no use trying to hand that thing to my-|side by side at several tables from self, I suppose a fellow gets so used piace to place. Aatonishingly interest- to dishing out that line of excusatory |ing woman. If T hada't been’ married bunk to his wife that he bezins to be-|five or six years—which {is it?—and Move tt. No, I haven't been over-| settled and shelved and all that, I working. But I iiaven’t been over-|delleve that woman would make a sleeping, eltier, 1 wish the bunca|@ent in the remains of my imagination. would let mo alone, I'm tired. Jeewhillikins! I've got to write to my Mistake to let any of ‘em know your|wife! I wish we'd arranged that writ- wife js out of town. They all take it Ing stuff on the: every-other-day basis, for granted then that you're fighting ' confound {tt SAVE M Dearie _So0-0 ' Bossy THIS IDEA THAT A CITY MAN CANT MILK A Cow GIVES ME A Pain ! PuT A&A DENT IN “THAT NOTION WAAAL—1 SAID (> DOT, & AND | MEANT It! CaN CHA SEE I'MON MY TCaut oFF mi 17 Was THE HORRI DEST SPID BETTY VINCENT’S ADVICE TO LOVERS Old Loves and New. Frege esd oF Mino demarid ig 66 TD © sure vou wan not compulsory. Very likely are =f the young lady felt herself unable te with the ‘ take care of such « large group Of ‘O14 love before | guests, you are on with eT on oig| Surreptitious Love-Make maxim in affairs ing. thi Te esuater® DUET og. writes: “tam in love with to-day as it ever | 4 mrt of eighteen, and I know she cares was, A young man|for me. We hi been good friends recently wrote me) for several years, But hér mother say® of @ painul acene| she Is too young for regular attentions, in which the pres-|and I cannot call at her Lome, Would ent lady of his af-| It ve all right to meet her outside?” fectiona met @ sweetheart of the past,| Such a course is distinctly Inadvis- and in the presence of both he wag|able. If you and the girl really love forcad to decinre the #tate of hin heart.| each otheg you should be willing te The situation must have been exeeeding- | wait for ach other, ly dinagreeable for three persons. It need never have occurred if before de-| ., oo eriter. voting himself to hin present eweetheart |." writes: “How may I : the young man had made the other |*!" & young ledy and her flance whe young lady underatand just how he fet | i! call on me with a man frieed of toward he: my own? What refreshments should ‘A man may believe that he loves a|! serve?” & OcTyY MAN IS A QoUNTRY, MAN Jat HEART, AND HE KNOWS How “To bo THESE “THINGS BY INSTINGT ! Wilson Downs Race-Suicide Bogey. velt sounded forth from thel dren, His secretary, Tumulty, has six. Wmte House his ant! f, vace-aull- | And, whether accidental or not, he has and his official fainily are preaching big-fi ‘by example yhat the Colonel taught) "© larnily men, for instance: by tigi of the present Cabinet |"¢W Internal Revenue Collector, Mar- are in the aggregate fathers of thirty-|*hall has eleven children, one children, Secretary Wileon h But, even at the foregoing promisin, the Be with nine. Secretary Redfeld | figures, anti-race-sulcide doem’t flour- and Pratmastor-General Burleson and | i#h in Washington ae once it did. Wit ‘the booby prise|@on and Taft each has had three Mesviary Lane tie tor cetaries Hous. | children and Roosevelt han had six. tem and Bryan have three each; Dan-| six, and William Henry Hai {els Bas four ana McAdoo e!x. while the Presidential father 0: Attorney-General McReynolds {9 the! goodly percentage of his country wae Catinet’s only bachelor and Secretary | John Tyler with an aggregate of four Gazetoen 's childless. teen. HERE fs a charm about the tunic costume = which every woman recog- and unquestion- al extensively throughout the son, This one can be utilized both for daytime and for evening wear. When the shirred chemisette is used ft te quite ap- propriate for after- tunte consists of one piece gathered at the 1s the favorite one with exceedingly effectiv made of two materi- used if — preferred. which the parts of the blouse a arranged, When the round neck is wanted and the used the centre por- tions can be applied B14 atte, * Pat \” pattern 7967, Fitncy Blouse With Tunic, $4 to 42 Bustand 42 inches bust. Donald Bullding, 100 West Thirty-necond street (oppo Bros.), corner Sixth avenue and Thirty-second stree kor went by inall on recelpt of ten cents in coin oi stamps for 0) pattern ordered, IMPORTANT—Write your address plainly and always specif) size wanted, Add two cents for letter postage if in a hurry. A FEW years ago Theodore Roose-) The President himself has threo chil-| tide slogan. And now Preiddent Wilton | given official appointments to many j Take for example, Ben Marshall, the But John Adams had five, Jefferson, | on, ten, | f bad If he’came back too late. He chuckled softly as In front of the 4 took out @ sheaf of papers. sieei commons, eh?"| cents worth of liver sausage, a dash of 1) paprika, salt and papper and the juice| thickening. Then deat into It the besten The detective neemed to have an idea hat some sort of movement was goink and turned almost in time to see Nell snapping her fingers, Doogan looked an If he 'y much like to khow what the girl's signais to him meant, Cluney?"" asked Thomp- ry son. trying to bore down to Doogan soul with hin go, not succeeding. f, 1913, by Mi, K, Fiy Co.) san, “or you'll spoil your chance of un- this myatery, It's a secret New 00 behind him, the detective but not quite. with « sage nod. she In the secret?” and ve back In ne warned Nell an hour and we'll cateh » but certainly, Cluney nervously was trying to teil Doogan in Thompron's bac vhume, “Pantomime tbehind that the man was did not know what sho meant. He did know who Thompson was, how- W ‘and all he was praying for was that the detectlve would not re him as the man he had i-led to arrest in the Grand Centra! Station. Doogan had remarked to Nell the o ning béfore, the detective had obta: glimpse of hia (D. wan's) face, and there was very littl more glad of it now “Is thera more than Doogan, me T ean use them."*| . _ reaghing for eomnething else in the Copmright, 1015 uv the Ves Mublistins bs i ue Ni omething that glittered riotously! 9.—Henry Phipps. Partnership in the control of a ite . Two of them. bring an ansistant along,” Doogan, “Don't forget. One hour: smacking hin lps, tear the coupons off, tt i ‘a bundle of rite oe Bet fins telephoned, arrives, aa aon ask Na what i CHAPTER XIll, A Great Detective. it will be wort visions of an | ortant capture which should make him solid with the gr only the alight about to hurry throws to the front hall, Doogan motioned to Nell to take him out ‘by another exit, “Better come said, catening Doogan's meaning in a “The back door, Some of th see you the other wi Thompson wi the doorway Nell'# response was had been peeping Into the o and had Just remarked that th tive when fe came in had lett the front| "Ak of bookkeeper, atvuying {ron | ner, Ho door open, as he had found it, when #he| Meanwhile until he understocd itv hun-| joined forces with Andrew She han, detec. er, noon occasions. The] 66 you Cluney?"\repeated the de- saw some one else coming In. a. The quick-witted stead of expr for some reason, it woul him to assume the role of this man Cluney, and he repited, in an offhand Nell, with a little amile of comprehension, kimono sleeves. It is|hadn't noticed the door before. that's Just a door, ik “Just a door, eh suppose that's J that I've been upper edge. The blouse fin Hut be very gers, whe cried to him, in a loud whis- whispered Doogan. you & good detectye Jack! Somebody's coming!" ? Maybe I can gy, Dlcked” up. the, bundie, Af@, ome things inissing around ‘he ped it in the cloth, that Nell had jy brought in, and darted toward the door “ " Jaries hunes nate you think the things were stolen, 11) explain in a few words, I'm « klep- “Yes. My name Is Cluney. the detective I sent for?’ * m from Headquarters, jorted the detec- als, but, as a matter of course, one can be Thompson, aw if the question were a! moat an ineult, i . detective in Greater New York There 1s a lining over @ detective turneg sharply « \\ He pointed again a: the closet door You “auld Cluney with # fat forefinger, “Any one in there?” he asked. Nell hesitated\and a flush covered hey she stammered; "What Kitchen stairs, blurted out Jack Doogan. ‘Ww Again Doogan leaped into the bi valiant soldier of fortune that and one who Was ever muttered Do might you be?" eel aufe by the table. wensitive fingers wandered shirred chemisette is] pretty face as wieeg I might be —— » What's the matter with you?" owled, turning on her savagely, WOMAN’ Wardiy: “CW or ‘the man Watdiys “Well, T think that [~— she had done many @ over it or can be omit- told her to say that, I've got a big case for But you've got to keep it quiet. * put in Nell. but without he exclaimed waste further i For the medium #6! time in a colloquy which promised to the blouse will require nda of material 27, 25-8 yards 36, 2 yatta 44 inches wide, |® with 11-2 yards 18 Inches a 21-4 yards of ding 7 inches wile and 1-2 yard 44 inches wide for the shirrea chemt- \ were the wards out of his mouth when he fell flat on the Moor Some one had come id to James Cluney. clutching the detective's arm, you to #neak out of this house with- out any one seeing you, and coi in an hour.” ‘i Joe Thompson, the famous fetective N t hind the taule. of withering Joseph Thompaon’a i “she'e a bird!’ was Doogan's half- t and flung it wid the found Jack to the door, » Jack!" exe whispe: with hia back Nell, what do you think The door was open—the door of this safe, “Oh, anything is likely to happen tn “remarked Nell, acornfully "Get busy, Jack, CHAPTER XIV. Cross-Purposes. Doogan, as if all the mystery were he on hi nerves, ng Nell, with one eys on Doi Policeman aa a | "I wae hanging up my coat,’ in sizes 34, 36, 38, 40° Doogan, enally. up your coat, 7907 In our atdea won. b ejaculated the detective. oD aan't tell you what the " gald Doogan. joment, will y with this girl and then said, musingly: * grunted Doogan inquiringly, i e repeated the dete “But you @0 on. and be back in an hour. “Who are you?" (ive in « silghtly louder tone, Doogan i @ tremendous wink ‘ed Nel! in a tone of as sho turned to go. ful response. ‘Put them where nobody can get "F Angers at Doogan behind Th e said, in a rather breathless “Well, all righ: You see, this gentle- detective, and T don't want a ¢ vord wald about his being tn the “You may depend on me, ats,’ most Inpsing into profan- “What's this ity in hie bewilderment, heard you com. oil about, anyway?” “Please do an 1 eax. bessed Dawe use.” in Mr, Cluney, Ga- Nell’ parting words, as ehe went out Nieman you aeked to esa.” nap hour, i wauld firl and then find out that he has been| Music and conversation ought te honestly mistaken in his feelings, But at least he ought to let her know of ‘tle changed attitude, r rites: “A. R.” writes: “Several young men} “M K." with met unexpectedly several girls they|® handsome young man will net knew at the beach. The two parties| Work because he Is too proud. Wie had luncheon and epent the rest of the| father has a great deal of money, @et day together. The young ladies acceded Young man very Iittle, W. 8 te to the request of the men to accompany | Wrong If [ gave him eome for them home. Hut on the train one girl| day present?” Pj said that the others were to spend the; You would’ humiliate Yourself end it i Just Summer Suggestions eacaaaaamemaanananal Coppright, 1918, by The Prep Publishiiig On, (The New York Brentig Werth, 8.—APPETIZING DISHE: Crab meat piquante—Place a ameall © the very warm weather It is more| Piece of ice in @ bowl. Pour over it | than discouraging to sit down to a] one-half teaspoonful of salt, a quarter table laden with heavy looking, | teaspoonful of paprika, a dash of rea steaming dish And still one tires of} pepper and a few drope of onion jules, the eternal “cold cuts" that seem to| Add a hatt cup of elive oll and & ‘be tho alternative, There are many | quarter cup of vinegar, stirring con- light dishes to be made without a great | stantly. When it has thickened slightly deal of fussing; even though some] take out the ice and etir in two table- women have the idea that anything out | spoonfuls of oystet cokktall sauce, A of the uaual run is “an awful lot of/ pound of orwb ment marinated in tis trouble. lero are a few warm weather | sauce and served In ehelle or leag- dishes, guaranteed to be good, stemmed glasses le « delicious eummer Eges triompho—Boll a dozen eggs for | susbtitute for meat. Ht down! ten minutes. Shell and allow them to] Grape juice mousse—Heat « pint of en wate and| cool. Cut In halves and remove yolks. | grape juice and two tablespeonfuls 4 atgne Take one ten cent cream cheese, ten| selatine until the gelatine is rain and cool until it shows of half a lemon, Mix thia to a creamy| whites of four egga and one cupful ef ut the stock back, Serlag hy paste. Fill the whites with the mixture| whinged cream. Put into Uttle melée more promising to his experi- enced eyes, They were the Interna- James) } ney to Willian Carr to take care of, and stick « aprig of parsley in each one. | and chill on ke. How Living Millionaires w w w ‘*Got Their Start’’ fore Ereting Wert, f thirteen Gin 1852) Henry Phippa | *Pike mill. And while he was still a bird, toot! Was earning 81.25 » week as boy- | bookkeeper he acquired an interest ta @ of-all-work for a Pittsburgh jew. | fre and blacksmith shop, Then, cen- eller, Then lie found w job as office poy | “dating this in built an tren ‘ it of his own, with mas Carnegie ith o hs {with wn tron concern, He rose to the! (andrew ¢ ‘arnegie in dred branc and chances, At twenty-| the steel business, And Phipps's hears: | three he had worked hin way into a| was made. * sured him, and Closed the door after her, I'm glad to hear It, You see, there Cluney turned to Jack Doogan, after assuring himself that they were alone and said in a low, confidential tone: “Now, Ilaten, This a peculiar case. tomantac “Klepto what?’ “Yeu,” grunted Cluney, “And do they suspect any one, sir?’ ‘uney's face screwed up as if some- thing hurt him ere he stammered awk- “You're @ maniac?” exclaimed Doo- drawing # little away. no, @ kleptomaniac,” returned , impatiently. “Thal 1 things, But 1 do #0 uncom aly. t away with it? Jack. * Oh, confound it! I don't know, You »: see, there's a diamond bracelet and « Jewelled — ear-trumpet ing, and & interested, everybody is searching for every> 4 got y with o rs where.” diamond bracelet and @ jJewelled ear- She held out Tdeut, “At this moment Jack Doogan, who trumpet had been hoverin; “The funny part of it is I don't knew Cluney, alipped what I've done with them,” continued trumpet Into that unhappy Cluney, gazing at Doogan #ith treu- Pocket. bl eyes, “You don't say po, ejaculated — “I'll be bluse nang his = “I only found this out ten minutes manoeuvres, My doctor discovered it.” “Now, my girl, 1 don't want you to ooney!” ojaculated “\ck Doogan, aay & word about this gentleman being before he could stop hi.,.self. “Cluney! Yes, that's right—-Clunay, Now, | tell you what I wa. * vou to éa, 1 want you to stay right herve end watch me, Will you do that?" them,” directed Cluney over his should- “You can leave that to me, sir,” were gan, » “Sure 1 will!" was Doogan's cheese >.) _