The evening world. Newspaper, July 24, 1913, Page 14

os o* The Even ' SSTABLISHED BY JOSEPR PULITZER, Geatestes Dally Races Gunter v7 the Frese Fudtioning Company, Noa. 68 to it New York as fecond-Class Matter. Hngland and the Continent and All Countries tn the International Postal Union » 09.78 8s seas emecesnes «NO, 18,965 WHO TALKS OF CONFIDENCE? R. MORGAN and the other New Haven directors profess to! M be looking for a president who will inspire confidence in the | stockholders. The stockholders would be only too glad to be thus inspired. But how are they ever to feel confidence again until they know who at was that betrayed them? Mr. Mellen was only the highly trained player who made the moves in a colossal game of exploitation that bigger men watched and directed. What actually became of the millions juggled out of sight in acquiring trolleys and steamship lines that “had to be had” at “prices that had to be paid”? Who got these millions and how much did the directors know of what was going on? Two hundred and four million dollars were drawn off from the New Haven treasury into outside channels. Do the same powers still preside at the tap? Wher New Haven stockholders have heard answers to these ques- tions, and not until then, will it he time to talk of confidence. ——_}-+—__— ‘The Colonel in vaudeville on the Australian circult! only booking left for America's leading entertainer? Pree aaa REE, “HN NY PIN HEADS. | HA FO wonder Mr. Murphy plays golf and grins at the tandecape. Why should he worry? Confusion in the fusion camp grows each day more confounded. The tiger hunt is busily engaged in running round in circles and stepping on its own feet. It seems to be impossible for any anti-Tammany movement to possess brains, harmony and a clear idea of what it is up against. Why need reformers be pin-heads? VOLUME 54.. Is this the ——4 A Canadian prison superintendent proposes to substitute glass doors for bars because the latter “have a depressing effect on the prisoners.” Why not mercifully conceal It from them that they are in Jail? MEN TO THE RESCUE. HALL men staid by like cowards and see the vote thrust upon S defenseless women who don’t want it? Never, declares the : New York State Men’s Association, and gives notice that since Suffragists are supported by a league of men, the Antis shall make their fight similarly aided. “The extension of political suffrage in the State of New York te over a million women jas become a political question. Tt is to be submitted to popular vote in 1915.” Therefore, these brave males hae organized with headquarters in this city, determined that while there is power in print and postage stamps or persuasion lingers in the buman voice, “not another State shall inflict the franchise rpon ite women without their consent.” This idea of woman suffrage asa kind of inhuman burden to be bound upon the shoulders of shrinking victims is bewildering onTy until you get used to it. Anyway, we shall be treated to the spectacle of @ suffrage legion and an anti-suffrage legion each composed of men. If times were not so hopelessly modern the ladies would put on their best clothed and take seats in the grand stand while their champions gallantly fought it out for them in the dust. _ HS ‘The House of Representatives is considering a tlme-saving device whereby a member may record his vote by Pressing a button. If ‘only he could emake a speech by dropping it in a slot! ——— POWER GOING TO WASTE. N the intervals of nagging the peaceful smoker, pestering the Park Commissioner and writing admiring letters about himself to the newspapers, Dr. Peare finds time to scold tho State because it sells confiscated specimens of the demon rum instead of pouring them inte the sewer. Not in many a.day has the city harbored such a busy person as Doo Pease. But he scatters his energies. What he needs is somebody to concentrate him. If he must suppress something, smoke preferred, apply him to the chimney nuisance, or if that fails shu Anthony Comstock and let them plan the millenium, it him up with halt cent each. Therefore, A's 1:3 cent + B's 1-2 cent = 5-6 cent for two, Or 6-12 cent for L Whereas C wold hie €0 oranges at 8 for 2 cents, or ai} the big af 2-5 cent each. Soluti ° ‘The “Richest” Language. erage eelling price o; ‘Fe the Editor of The Brening World: cents total, ce ox Nee For the benefit of Mr. Nissim, who| gelling price of 1 = 24 cents. Hence the ‘wishes to know which language 1s the! missing cent. ¥. B. FISHER, in Pom vg Jet me quote « _——___. “ Paragraph from the introduction to the ‘‘No Overexposure." > the amateur photograp! June 26, 1806, ‘Po the Batter of The Broning World: On what date aid Marry K. Thaw Dictionary: “The verbal rich- the English language is mar- ithetanding the rejection cameras now in use this ie imposstbie, Ge they are adjusted for an average oh. Powure; but the troubi Doint of makin thme exposure. Thies trouble has bie met by an Hogiish manufacturing firm by the addition of certain chemicais to the tive emulsion of the plate or film which makes overexposure impos- le, @aya the Gclentifio American, This Partioulany valuable in inside work, where the brilliantly Miuminated portion of the room near the windows calls for a Ghort exposure and the darker parts for much more, end in this case it te pos- sible to expose for the ehadow parte! without overdoing the lighter positions. An exposure of forty times that of nor- é H 5 | \ ing World Daily Mag Coprrtets, Geir little lost child at the very instant his sister had dropped it, "Maybe he's gone home, Do you think gone home?” Jarr. “He's so venturesome, him the best whipping he eve: Ufe i¢ T only can find him hasn't been run over or hu he's gone home. Maybe I don't blame the child if has, I wish I had go! home myself, But just the same punish him good, You wicked bhi You pug this into your brother's head This Wet was addressed to little Miss Jarr, whom phe gave a yank, and hur- ried on, looking hither and thither for the strayed little boy. “Maybe we'd better wait near the po- lice etation,” suggested Mr. Jarr, “The police will pick him up, as they picked up Ittle Emma." ‘Mra. Jarr gave @ disapproving gasp. “He'll keep away from the police. Som he 5] y Pres Publishing Co. York Siteuug Wort) Jarr dabbed @ worry wrinkled brow with a powder pad and almost hoped it was a triple tragedy occasion- ing the sound rather th: Aight heart- ed holidayer breaking clap pipes in a shooting gallery. “I'm sure I do not wish a human crea- ture any harm,” whimpered Mra, Jarr. “But if only some people 1 don't know could be shot without it hurting them— that is, [ mean seriously—I'd be very id. I wish the list of victime to coni- pr the person who first said New York was the ideal summer resort, the miscreant who encourages the belief that little trips here and ¢! hi real comfortable way to have @ v: tion and that the third bullet should Plerce the fiend in human form who Lb FORK eays that too many people are getting into society on glass diamonds, | hag for the general OOD intentions may be good for Dellef th nd is the place G the conscience, but the best thing for pai nd children to have @ Joy- for the reputation is to keep your ous thi “4/ depts paid. Mr. made no reply, but holding the other hand of little Miss Jarr he AVID CRAUM says he in always helped the complaining mother to D willing to accept favors to en- burry hie lately loat but now rnetored courage generosity in others. darling along as they glanced dow: he street and into thy nolsy, riotous HIE only faulté& that are notice: | concessions” for the now missing Mas-| 1 able enough to attract attention rr, who had taken up the role of al jomebody e! ‘The Prow Pubtihing Cs, New Tort Brening Wot), The Hedgeville Editor. By John L. Hobble. Congright, 1918, by The Pres Publishing Co, (The New York Even azine: Thursday wu, 8 ay Y, u He's too much lke his father to have anything to do with the police,” she id. “All hot! All hot!” chanted @ seller of AROS. es, Tam all hot!” Mrs, Jarr went on, but speaking 4o her husband and not the frankfurter man. ‘Do you think he stopped at one of the dancing Pavilions to watch the tango?” “I don't think Willle is much Interest. tn the tango,” rejoined Mr. Jarr. be-he stopped to peek in und je canvas to see the moving pic- at one of those free-shows-if-you- buy-something-to-drink.”* “Do you think my little boy only thinks of buying something drink Uke some other people I kno: “Well, he ke# sarsaparilia and lem- onade," faltered Mr. Jarr. “It would be a good thing if ‘his father did!" snapped Mrs, Jarr. BECK HENDERSON y H nothing pulverizes him quite so much as the man who is too #mall for his own success, F people had less human nature and more feeling for others the world Would be considerably better off, EV, FROST says the only thing that can Interfere with real friendship is marriage or money. I Vacation Vaporings mal ie permissible, and the plates de- veloped in the ordinary manner; but where, for any ressom, the nas Deen greater than that, a de hand Mom nn (Copyright (The Gone ON HE: ) Pee on ASHKAAAAIKSASAAALAAAAAAAAAA ARAB The Jarrs Are Still Getting Lost! | Singly and Then in Family Groups SKF KAHSHHSAGALAAASAAAAALABAAAA AAA A o July i = THe CHAMPION THIRD TeRMER. Wit “THREE RouRDS \ AGE, iT HABAS| 1 Now this was unkind, Mr. Jarr hadn't | moistened his lips since arriving Coney Island. But ti thought gave Jarr mental vision of a large | of amber fluid, cool and refresh- | » with a foamy top upon it, white | and enticing. “There he go cried Mra. Jarr. And she pointed overtead. Rolling and rumbling and racing on a tresi that groaned and shook beneath the strain of its motion and weight, a} ruckety roller coaster car whiszed and Gipped and shook from side to side as, | going at ierrific speed, it took a high,! elevation and then swooped down a} steep declivity, A shrill shriek of joy and fright greeted the ear, and then the rackety car on the rickety aerlal | tramway rumbled on and was gone. “Our Willle in that thing?" asked Mr. Jarr. “1 saw him. { know it was he!" wailed Mra, Jarr. “Why did you give him a quarter? You know how he teased to make me permit him to ride on those dangerous things. I read in the paper only last wee! She did not finish recounting what she had read last week, bit wheeled and turned back in the direction of the gate- way of ‘Peterson's Pilgrim's Progress, the Death Defying Delirium Dips.” bore with her little Mine Jarr, swinging out in the air like the infantile tall to a maternal com Mrs, Jarr was at the roller coaster’s tumed around. “Let's go home at onc cried. 1913, by The Pree Publtshi Oo, ‘New York Hrening World). ) HE tess a man knows the more| But answer came there none. I easily the is insulted, “saya Prot, | Mr. Jarr was lost somewhere back in| | Pin % the crowd, eeiaabemennts . " ; | Matter of fact, Iam going through it 24: 1913 Fashion note: Wedding rings will be worn looser than ever this ccacom, A man may have all the moral courage in the wide world and yct not be able to turn on the cold water spigot of his own shower bath. It is always easy to snub a man’s impertinence, but the high crt of flirtation consists in wanipulating the checkerboard so skilfully that you never will have to. ‘ It takes at Jeast six months of intimate companionsip for two men to find out as much about each other as two women know about each oiher in a single glance across a crowded room. Hes From the critical way in which the Johnnies on the beach inspect the | bathing girls one would fancy that the latter had all been gent up on ap proval. After all, poverty has its charms. A poor man can at least write a love 7 letter without the harrowing thought that it may cost him $60,000 to get c 4 | a it back again. By the time that a man discovers he is in love a girl has usually been waiting so long for him to find it out that she is ready to topple right over into his arms from sheer eahaustion. Some people appear to regard “polish” entirely as a matter of finger nails and “refinement” wholly as a matter of finger-bowls. nnn nnnnnnnnnmnmmrnnrmrrre fel omen Who Needn’t Wed In Orderto Find a Home By Sophie irene Loeb Copyright 1#13 ey The Prem Publishing Co. (Ths Mew Yors venisg World), RS. BENTON M'MILLIN, wife of the cases of children of humble means the newly appointed Minister toj}as well as of the children of well-to-do Peru, bplieves that every girl, | parents who have overlooked this salient no matter what! point for protection in Inter years have her position in life| brought present day mothers to a ceal- be, should know |ization that the greatest asset a girl fome tine of work| may have is the ABILITY to earn hor well enough to be livelihood. independent of Ly M Gone is the day when a daughter's was the chief consideration, {with its consequent wall of “My king- dom for a husband!" No longer ig it necessary that a woman in order to be “healthy, wealthy and wise’ may ONLY choose martinge as the method end marriage. She) dowry aa} belleve every girl should ve taught something, should specialize In a certain line which, should ne-| cessity arise, will enable her to make. Commerce, trade, business has made avenues by which she need not # the bagk parlor with the knitting nee- her own living. You know what Is the) ad just walt une H trouble with a great many of our mare along. But she can choose so! rlages? It is that girls marry as the, work that makes marriage unnecessary only way to a decent living. {as mer “My daughter has shown skiil {n danc- | then If ing, so T am having her taught that. [| 800d. All would rather see her happily married | decision; than the greatest star on earth. But/ ALD. Just because of that I want her, if nec-| Besides, given an interest In the work, essary, to be independent.” | there is something SATISFYING in that Mrs, McMillin but voices the sentl-| weekly pay envelope which makes for ments of many mothers in similar posi-!strength in the summing up of all tions. The expertences in the past in things. ee Another Ideal Smashed! This Time k's the ‘’Cr chet on the Hear.h’’ By Clarence L. Cullen means of livelihood comes her way, well and she has CHOICE in for she Is independent of A Copyright, 1918, by The Pres Pubdishing Co, (The New York Krening World.) re, by lagoons of salt water. When the first cricket showed up he wae petted and pampered. It was even suggested that he shoul ‘be milk-fed and bedded down on a e0fe Pillow. He was treated upon according to the antique formula for the weloome cricket about the house. ‘Then ten thousand of his relatives appeared in the house all at once. When a hair brush was picked up from the Dureau, about forty crickete—lerge, black, sinister-looking brutes ~ were found unierneath the brush. They .| darted through the air and leaped ag- ly on the picker-up of the i—YES, they BIT! Bit hard. Let the bugologiats fight this out. But the crickets, herein adverted to, BOF, And they still bite, The ten thousand were followed Promptly by @ million, ‘They paid no more attention to the pounde of tar camphor put about the cracks and crannies than the meat- raised dog does to dog biscuit. When @ closet in which winter duds had been Packed away was opened, it was found that the Invading crickets had BATEN UP TWO SUITS OF CLOTHES AND A DRESS, leaving nothing but the seams and stiffening! ‘The cricket on the th may be an But a billton, crickets ack up into a Numidian LWAYs, like everybody had considered the crick: ¥ woven into some ¢ famous modern however, cricket, being @ romantic and lovable little OLLEN . creature, Is and @ highly It may be lucky to bh around the houre But It is scandalous- ly annoying and perversive of sedate conjuct to have A MILLION cricke misbehaving around your domestic ¢ tablishment. I would not have believed that such a thing could be unless I had been through the experience myself. As @ yet. Tho domestic ewtablishment is on the Southern New Jersey coast. The house Ip built on tand dredged from inland waterways of the sea and ts surrounded The D Best Looks. OFEPH G, CANNON, former Speaker of the House and a visitor at Washington now, wae f ay’s Good Stories megro, the bear and the dogs were en the ground outside, After the humt was ofr (lie visitor said to the negre: “Were you not afraid to go into thet thirwy J Qrenue recently talking with elderly, quiok-spesking man siyprosc “ixcuse me," anid the elderly ma been watching you and wondered if you before."* Mr, Cannon amtied in enewrr, ur know," continued the elderly man, firet you were ‘Uncle Joe’ Cannon,” that ‘Umele Joe’ and Shelby Cullom “a ker, ‘ap'a,”’ replied the negro, “it Meat diy I nebber had met dat b’ar, but 1 was auy ‘quainted wid de old om, 10 4 jest naturally took dat b'ar,""—Montreal Heraid, po ' As the Boy Saw Him. | ERE is another proof that we can neve. aco ourselves as others ae ua, This time it = eter seen to both look like responded the ex-Sp Well, 1 di 2 ae kg SWal, 2 On ‘Some time ago,” sald the Congresman, elderly man, “but I'll eay this for you~-you tloket agent of an O'nio railroad was called to tie brassbarred window of his Little office, #etore ~"Please, az," eald the motherly ttle wome.s, eddewesiag the agent, ‘what time dows the train leave for Columboe?” The Lesser Evil. GENTLEMAN from the North was enjoring the eapitement of @ bear bust Gown {2/ ‘It jenves ot 2.48, madam," enowered the bear wee surrounded 1” agent, with @ slight air of annoyance, ‘The dogs could Ce cone ee ee t &