The evening world. Newspaper, July 15, 1913, Page 14

VOLAIME 64.0.0... cise cece eee c sense eee teeess NO, 16,956 SE cscnaia ONCE.MR.BRYAN ALWAYS MR.BRYAN HE COUNTRY is not favorably impressed by Mr. .Bryan’s estimate of his job. His avowal that a salary of $12,000 is not enough for his needs, and that he must make something om ‘the side, does not carry the effect of ingenuous frankness that he doubtless reckoned ov. Twelve thousand dollars a year is a good deal of money. Great commonets have fared easily on less. + What Mr. Bryan thinks of bis pay is lees significant than what he thinks of the duties of his office. Apparently he rates the latter ‘a6 the former. How can he devote himself to the affairs Gtate Department when he is careering over the country? of-diplomacy can be conducted from lecture platforms s miles from Washington? *. Mr. Bryan’s respect tor his personal share in the responsibilities ‘@f.government sppears to be slight indced., He knew what his salary occupation of mesmerising the people? Bhall we have to admit that Mr. Bryan is incapable of rising to hie new position, that he will never outlive his inordinate passion fee the sound of his own voice, that he will always at the first oppor- tunity slip from the rerponsibility and constraint of any high office 608 make a beo-line for the lyceum platform, where he ferls at home? , “The country does not like to eve the dignity of its chief Cabinet ‘ at of a man who makes talk the first end and aim made a bad impression. Stire of a fair Rochellaise they truly wrong, and they are sorr; for It. —_——p— WELL WORTH WHILE. eggs, are worthy of all the brains the Agricul- tment sharps can bring to bear on them. It of eggs in transportation is beyond belief. ia New York City slone for the year 1909 mere than 11,000,000 dosen out of a total dosen. Hege broken in transit are re- prices of this invaluable fruit. Gov- th the ¢o-operation of railroads and com- te find « safe method of packing eggs waste and careless packing have to a sorry pass. The packers have fallen into evil ways, | ” inferior and soft fish, and the Government found it neces a 9 onder the scisure of 90,000 cans of American sardines in Pitts- is @2d 150,000 more at Norfolk. Certain Maine packers in order the'fish fit the can” are in the habit of chopping off from to one-quarter of the beat part of the sardine. Tho ex- ‘have calculated that 42 per cent. of the fish goes to waste and thie 58 per cent. is good mew ond Department of Agriculture ‘eateblished a epacial eardine laboratory at Eastport, Me., to study ‘Wels indestry. ' Hete are two homely services for which the Department will the heartfelt thanks of pretty much everybody. The ssrdine 90 testy and popular fish and the oil in which he is immortalized is when of good quality. As for the egg, man cannot sound| corn: co ot too often the praises of the cleanest, safest, most sani- auteitions, available, adaptable and convertible of human foods, ss mr Rov al wat pains AN you let me have a couple of dollars?” asked Mr, Jerr, » “I've only got @ “You've nearly a dollar in silver in jet,” gaia Mra. Jarr, ‘and that ought to do you, I'm sure. “How do you know I have nearly a dollar?” asked Mr. Jarr. “Well—er—because, you should have much more than that. Look here, you accuse me of having taken itt’ “No, not of having taken it. But at Yeast you have made @ recent nocturnal examination of my financial resources.” he had . ‘this coli in “I did not!’ replied Mrs. Jarr indig- nantly, "The way you threw around | your clothes, it's no wonder everything "| falle out Sf your pockets on the floor. I suppose you'd blame me, if I left your money lying all over the floor.” “Never mind arguing that point,” eald 9 was willing to com- matter, “I need a eouple ef dollare—owe the paper man, and treck ef] want to get something to smoke, yiknow,” end Mr. Jarr held out his “in the eld feudal daye the were robbed yearly the barons.” rene’ ge under the Hetel Preprie- S A do {five WHY NOT 4 BRYAN Sova FouNTAIn 2 ine MIGHT MAKE. Secretary REDFIELD MIGHT FIX RADIATORS Gus 00 JoB) DURING HIS 3 VACATION Few EXTRASBY TRE NEWSPAPER Bus: “4 you take all my money from me?” “Why, I Uttp bill or two to pay mysclf,” faltered Mr. Jarr, “You know I let you have my whole sell.” “Better for me to have it than other People,” sald Mrs. Jarr. “Now please run away and don’t get me upset this morning.” Mr. Jarr rubbed his chin reflectively. But attil he had some financial obliga- tions at the office, being indebted to Jenkins for the personal advance of two dollars, under solemn promise to settle the account this very day. “Dog gone it! After this I'll take out my money first, before I hand over the week's pay,” grumbled Mr. Jarr. “You take out your money first, right.” sald Mre Jare. “You've lars am it ia, end now you ask jtor more.” “I spent over four dollars taking you **Let’s Get That Is a Popelar—and a By Sophie + |mot getting me A LITTLE EXTRA MONEY ——? DURING” HIS VACATION ECRETARY DANIELS CAN MAKE GoInG BACK To Zz ek: The Evening World Daily Magazine, Tuesd BACK To THe COAL MINE FoR NE DURING AY VACATION Mr Jarr Sounds the Depths of Frenzied Family Finance out last evening,” explained Mr. Jarr. “That isn't five dollars,” Mra. Jarr retorted, “and if it was I shouldn't Before we were married you'd take me outand spend twenty dollars and never ‘complal “Come, come,” said Mt, Jarr, “this argument is not getting me anywhere. It's not getting me anywhere, and it's money.” Mra. Jarr aighed and searched around in the little pocketbook in the big wrist- bag that hung on a” pes ie under a kimono, a silk raincoat and a few other barriers to burgi The search resulted in Mire, Jarr find- ing a Canadian dime, an Austrian coin of unknown value, Gut supposed to be! quarter with all design long rubbed off tace and back. As Mra, Jarr Groped the last bit Of | Losy the pearl button that got among| ‘The Beautiful Blue Danube’ rolled neers | thip junk by mistake. P.arl buttons are Married!”’ Irene Loeb Copgvight, 1918, by The Prem Publishing Oo. (The New York Brening Would). 2 average American marriage 6 receives less time, lesa con- dear, Clarence may be the BEST KIND of a/comrade in the world. He may think you'd be throwing it up at me.| fed! thie dubious collection of currency into Mr. Jarr’a extended palm she said: “There, now! I hope you'l be satie should be," saié Mr. Jarr. I'm in the wholesal®- wool! Jerr. in change. You're not to be trusted with banknote. Besides, some of those coing'may be very vahiable, and T’'m fooligh to tet you Rave them. I was reading In the nowspaper the oth- er day that a dollar of 184 was worth ten thousand dollars, That quarter may be even older than that, for the date and design are all worn off. You could ler. And for al ycu know “Tru ough," said Mr. Jarr, return- ing thi are oi coin with its other queer mates, “but Jf you don't mind rn very valuable.” “Well, if you won't take the money I give you, you can do without!” said Mre Jarr. ‘'I offered you all the change T had, I need the rest of the money you gave me, For I simply must get some clothes. Positively I have noth- ing to wear.” “Then you are right tn style, a “Dh enything this year. Go give some of aideration or thought than a/|know JUST HOW to order a dinner.|my money back. rragh-na-chee! '”* business deal in- volving $1,000, ‘Let's get married!’ seems to be the favorite motto in thie country.” These are the words of Miss DvArval, daughter of the especial am- bassador from France. In com- Paring the Frengb marriages with those of our coun- try this young Particular paine about the physi- fitness of @ future son-in-law, Also, i the custom with us the bridegroom a life and « brand new one, too. The young woman further explaine He may know just the proper kind of clothes to wear for each occasion. He ma® be 8O handsome and ATTRAC. TIVE. rt | ie the thing that marks the «nilestones | And unless you know at | [leat equiaite hew: of the firet mi hat of marriage. | | While you are axay on your summer }¥acation this se!feame species of at- tractiveness is ever present. Besides, during the whiling-away time, th tractiveness in ENHANCED, An many matches are the result, So that dt behoves you to be wary, ; He may not measure up @o well in the gray light of sordid Iife with its necessary strife, as he does on a sunny morning in his white flannele starting off for @ sail, Better atop, look, and And you Clarence, you too, must con- sider that though she may be the that it 4s such an easy thing to say/‘darlingest partner” in the world on @ “Lat'a got married! The point is well|ittle eummer cruise, yet the cruise taken. And the statistician tells us|of Nfe is sometimes marred by break: ‘that the summer season with its moonjers. And you would better have madness is a favorite period for Cupid | fair assurance as te her FITNESS te in the matter of marriages. {be your parttculer help-mate ere you @o beware, my fair Lillian, when her|sound the momentous words, “Let's get ladyahip, the fair moon, shines down | married! gp yeu and caste @ beautiful halo! If yeu think, & te one of the about your lovely golden locks so thet | EASIEST ‘things te get married; yet Clarence can resist you ne tonger ané|quite another matter to change your Glenda “Let's Got masriegi" dew, my mig AFTERWARD © “ ‘Arragh-go-on!"" retorted Mrs. Jarr. But she finally iet him have a dollar. ———-__—_ 40. -BRICK8, 1iKRB are rew familiar things in T the history of the world that have changed less than the com- mon brick used in building. Thou- sands of years ago men in Egypt made jocks of cluy and baked them in the in. And to- in some remote coun- tries where .nodern facilities are not at hand bricus made tn exactly the aug from pits and thrown into another pit, where the great mix- ing machine mixes it with materials to strengthen it In a shotc tt able ap 4 This doughy stuff. i he mixture fs as plii- game time. After this the still soft! cubes of clay are carted out and placed “But id water to soften it» ee = ey est BSD, 5. 1 FESSIONS © ‘ Copa! 5 Publishing Oo, “The Now York Erening Worl<) HARKEN, ay Daughter, unto the Bachelor's Symphony, which he H ehanteth continuously in his heart of hearts: “To go through this world filling it with sweetness and light and pleas>a: it diversion for all pretty women. | “76 ifve my life in peace, comfort and contentment, rather than in the bonds of matrimony. | “To be ornamental rather than ueeful, cautious rather than impetuous, gallant rather then ardent. “To be accounted a Good Follow and not a Good Thing. } “Po do those things which 1 WANT to do, without asking leave of ANY | woman, or being called upon to confess or to lie to her afterward. | “To ‘love lote of girls a little rather than one little girl a lot.’ “To give sympathy rather than support; advice rather than he!p, and ‘attentions’ rather than devotion. “To love wisely, but not tuo well; often, but not too long. “To be coddied rather than bossed, and pampered rather than n i “To be permitted to select mine own neckties, and to pay as much es | 1 ike for my cigars. t fo be kind—to other men's wives, aud tender—to their flancees. , “To be aweetly encouraging o managing mamma who give good! dinners, and unto doting papas who keep motor care and yachts and | genuine Havanas. “To be a Gentleman always, and Honorable in all things; ty le vate ' no one—except a woman; to cheat in nothing—eave the love game, and > , Steal nothing—except hearts and kisses. ; “To let women work for me and wait upon me cheerfully and) joy ously and FEED me wherever € go. ; “To ‘fill in’ when I am invited to dinner parties, and to ‘stag ft’ of | dances, carefylly avoiding over-ezertion, and scnrning to dance with walls | fowers, even \hough J am expected to do s0. ‘ i “To pay club dues and my debts of honor, even though my talle® | and my laundryman must go without; to wear silk pajamas and etand high | with bellboys and waiters, even though I must sustain ite upon frag, lunches between whiles. | “To steer my way safely through Sentimental waters, between hd | Scylla of Matrimony and the Charybdis of breach-of-promice suits. “To grow old without getting fat—to grow wise without getting “To be able to drink without headaches, to dirt without Meartaches, and to convince a woman that I love her, without SAYING so. ate “To keep my head, no matter HOW many times I may lose my heart, “To borrow my friends’ umbrellas, flirt with their wives, read their books and enjoy their homes, “To spend my week-ende at other people’s country places, ané@ mg! holidays wherever I like. & “Thus to LIVE cautiously, easily, sumptudusly and vicariously—ea@ im the end to marry a rich widow, or to DIE with my bachelor’s but- tons on— “THIS is My Symphony!” ‘ Selah. {Yes, It’s St. Swithin’s Day] 18 19 the, festival of good oid; that date and for forty days the! St. Swithin, the daddy of all the | that they avandoned their design. weather sharps, and the met: began thet tradition that continues te logical conditions prevailing to-day wilt | have believers aven to this day, Getermine the weather for forty days to| Of course, the meteorological come, #0 runs the tradition. Rain to- toa board ne bed Ph se aptghine cans 4 a henever a Gay m that it wilt rain for two- wet season sets in about the middle of score days to come, and vice versa: July % usually continues to the end of You don't believe it? Oh, very well, | txe summer, sceptic, You don't have to, An examination of the weather date Swithin was @ noble Saxon who Kved | for St. Swithin's Day shows that thie in the ninth century, during the seign | date in 1981 was one of the hottest ever of Ethelwoilf, papa of Alfred t*e Great. |experienced in both Europe. and He was a great and learned Bishop, but | America. In London the thermometer made no claims to **ing versed in| reached { in the shade, and in Parie tt weather’ lore. He grimed that reputa-|was only one degree less. Most of tion only after he was dead. It was|North America was converted into @ Uke this: 00d imitation of a raging furnace ‘by Swithin asked to be buried in the! Old ol. In Cincinnati atone the heat common churchyard. The monks re-| wave, which continued @ week, caused wpected his wishes, But after he was |the death of 383 people by sunstroke- canonized they considered it a disgrace |The highest temperature ever recorded: that a saint should rest in a public |by an official weather bureau wig reg.’ cemetery, and decided to remove the re- | istered in Algeria on this date tn 18m, maing to a choir of the church. They | when the thermometer reacned 18% deo set the Afteenth of July for the cere-| grees. Yuma, .ris., holds the Amerieey Mony. Mercury-climbing record, 139 degrees. The Tune He Played. By Bagene Gea y. Copseight, 1013, by The Prem Publistiing Co, (The New Yort Bryning World), 18 visage was of Tuscan hue, “Oh, I met wid Napper Tandy”—thera, He played from house to house| It weeps across the years, t Those classic airs @o old—so| Sweeps grandly, with ,resilient air. new— A symphony in tears, By Mosart, Verdi, Strauss. And when some auto passed and iaid Ite trail of gasolene y That organ grinder sweetly Olayed “The Wearing of the Green.” t But it rained so violently on In all itn crystal sheen, |And.then—that gem in memory's goldé— “The Wearing of the Green.” “Oh, Paddy, dear an’ did ye hear’— ‘The strain brings forth o thrill; ‘Two names come singing to my ear— “Oulart” and “Vinegar Hill.” ‘Twas there in glorious ninety-elght The color still was seen; Hark! Well, that music's simply great— “The Wearing of the Green.” “An' if the color we should wear’ The past comes in review < Of men who bravely did thely share +, And loved the labor, too, ‘ And when the signorina came With jJingling tambourine Ghe thought one name, one dong, nag fame— “Tho Wearing of the Green.” ye mimstow leader, anftty, omar and wholcssme, { i 4, ET ——a