The evening world. Newspaper, July 5, 1913, Page 8

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Satur day, July 5, 1913 ore SEE ators. Why Not? & ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. Published Daily Masupt Gunter vy the Frese ina Company, Nos. 58 to President, 68 Park Row, Jr., Georetary, 63 Park Row. re Ent at the FegyOfice as Ni Tou os 4-Clase Matter, te For sland and the Continem and | agg tc co ie ivectag et, on Se 8.80 | One Fear. oo. ..0+ seneeeeew +80/One Month. teermee ol ne’ VOLUME 54. .ccessseeeee Constzht 1019, by The Press Publishing Co. (The Xew York Evening World), I {rice my Daughter! For this is the Merrie Fishing Season, seeceesseeeeseceeNO, 18,046 when the shores are strewn with Artful Anglers.and the air is filled with FISH STORIWS and Summer Fiction! THE GULLS. Behold, there are Thirteen Original Fish Stories, and thirteen times ight-hearted wi thirteen variations of each. MAM ofereny semen, I wtliget = Bunty Se vee Lo, there {s the Wooer's story of the lobster and the terrapth upon Peced, Teas Fide this Weak to tinemviable Wnt inextinguishable which he shall feed thee if thou wilt but marry him. fame by showing how easy it is to make a monkey of Wall And the Impressionist's story of the “heiress” whom he forsook for Street. This man was a well known figure. Under the name of THY sake, and of tho “actress” who pineth away for love of him. Lamar, tho one he seems to hold most shares in, he has ap,cared ex- There is the Bounder's story of the motor car which he contemplateth i, BUYING, and of the yacht which he hath JUST sold. tensively in the public prints. ‘And the Near-Author's story of the play which he hath written ant g De high soak ood told his story with « emile. hice cons t con for which the managers are clamoring, likewise of the wondrous plot ‘ i, and experienco become as trusting when e big name which a popular novelist “STOLE” from him. There is the Summer Widower’s story of his sad, sad life and of the wife that doth not “apprect him! And the Summer Widow's story of the husband that doth not “w stand” her, but NEGLECTETH her for his “business” and the pursuit the almighty dollar. There is the Debutante’s story of the “Good-Thing-completely-sur- rounded-by-money”—which GOT AWAY! And the Mature Maiden’s story of the innumerable Chances which she hath “turned down” because not one among them fulfilled her “IDEAL.” There is the Small Boy's story of the kind gentleman who invited him into the orchard and FED him with green apples. And the College Youth’s story of the Games he hath won, the Cham- pagne he hath drunk and the chorus girls he hath known. There is the Hardened Bachelor's story of how he hath waited, all is through the years, “for the RIGHT GIRL to come along.” (But he addeth not that he took exceeding great care to remain at a safe distance until she got past.) There is the Husband's story of how hard he hath “tolled at the office” is Preathed into their ears over the telephone. Men of tho money Prt market, supposed to be the ehrewdest, the least gullible in the land, i followed Lemar’s glib tips and warnings and were impressed with his 4 high sounding impersonations. ‘3 And these men with others like them influence thousands of in- K ‘vestors and millions of dollars of investors’ money! Their minds and } moods are anxiously read each day as a barometer of the country’s business! They get their inside information from Lamarst There ought to be a new kind of dead line at Fulton street. For the safety of the community everybody permitted to go down to Wall Street to traffic in people’s money ought to be kept wp to average standards of brains and gumption. ‘Thore are too many gulls below WINNING ALL OVER THE WORLD. T TITLES, family tradition and the glamour of courts fight many « when he cometh down, looking tagged out, at the yeek’s end. losing fight these days with men who have tasted the fine sR We WHY Not > caverns is Every Man's story of the “ONLY GIRL HE EVER fisvor of Gemocracy. Wo find in s Tokio newspaper, the CAN NOT SERVE ITS ALL RIGHT These, my Beloved, are the Thirteen Original Fish Stories. Japan ‘Advertiser, a bravo declaration of principle from Princo Kat- You NTH AT IN PHILADELPHIA Hearken unto them sweetly and with a gentle face, for, peradventure, sura, a distinguished old Japaneso courtier of former times, who has Costu ME thou, too, hast a fish story of thine OWN awaiting to be told. turned champion of the popular party and renounced Imperial fa- ae For this is the good old summer time, when “there are more fish vors to cast in his lot with the co: cates, en out of the sea than ever were IN it!” Selah. Recovering from an illness the old man is keen to get back to his new found work of campaigning. “Some men ask me what I might , do,” he said recently, “if I were asked by my friends cither to enter T h . Pah Td 3 aa h 3 the Court again or to become President of the Privy Council and en- tirely abandon my connection with @ political party. If anybody ob- jects to my connection with a political party becauso I have a title of + nobility and an Order of Merit, conferred upon me by the Emperor, I 4 -am ready to return these things to the Emperor and would like to be- come & mere commoner, sothat I might devote my whole energy to the cause of my party.” Even in tradition-bound Japan rank and title come to mean little | _ tos man who has seen the great light of the new ideals and ect his| | Xa F heart on serving the popular cause. ee FOR A SUMMER SUNDAY. s LOVE atory is never 00 absorbing as when it has to thread a A perilous way through » maze of mystery and baffling circum- stance, The Sable Lorcha, the new serial by Horace Hazel- tine; which begins in the Sunday World Magazine to-morrow, will do- Copmright, 1913, by The Pres Publishing Oo, (The New York Evening World), 66 HAT a@ great advance has fancy Summer tinen and percale e- \, W been made,” remarked the lars, my experience with them has Been head polisher, “over the days|that one might as well go and have of our youth in the! himself haberdashed, ea to neckwear, matter of summer |in a boiler shop. comfort! Diapha-| “Men who wear a clean shirt every nous underwear, |day would hail with delirious joy « electric fans, cam-ighirt with collar attached, provided Daigns against the| the collar would set smoothly and.gent- fly and mosquito, 'ly and not try to climb down inside the improved refriger-| neckband, Men who are able to stretch ation and modera-| one shirt over two or more days ef SILKS KLKAAILBLKASBKLB HAM MAAR AAAS A BAS tion In eating and) service without any injury to thelr drinking | -h AVC! own feelings would not healtate to par- iby, Willie Jarr Decides on a Career: combined to make| Cruse’ baler of soft: next, alatneave — He’ll Start Life as a Millionaire.| |, vm | ene foam . turned-dact! been “Yes,” agreed the laundry man; “but Bese Cnet hay FALATALAAAALAASSALAAABALAAAIAAAAAH| Now adout comfortable shirts and col-|M,kreAs Mid to Rot weather peace, The lars? Where ls the Inventive genlusinaity soft collar will not only anion who will bring down upon himself the 3 ¥ and your) about ir heeding the promptings of, the matter to me again I'll whip you!" our mamma |flatterers, auch ag that Slavinaky boy.| Thie was final, and Master Jarr tot-| Mlessings of mankind and all the money |puseit but be win altay. toltye pear I took them | is that you were generous, Of all vices|tered away, moaning out hi ef, |{n the world by giving us an assemol, light the heerte of summer readers and send cooling thrills down their We was|that of the spendthrift has this ellght] He found Muster Slavinsky coollng!y. surt and collar that’ will be cool A redeeming quality.” himself over the cellar grating in front! and at the same time eightly? CT d ‘I noticed you “Ah, maw, please gimme a quarter to| of Bepler's beefsteak studio; and con-| Fifteen years ago few men engaged Other features of tho same issue include 4 true story printed for didn’t get your father an automobile or| fx my bicycle!” cried the boy. fided his woes to him. in tasks not requiring manual labor the first time of how a devoted Philadelphia wife stood by her hus- k dress.’ “No, no, NO! I've sald {t for the last} “Lemme se jd the youthful sage| wore soft-bosomed shirts at any time The Hoodium's Fi G band after he ‘had embezzled $1,430,000, helped him for two years to outwit the detectives, brought about the return of the $1,430,000 with | O*7*#M,)8%8, YT, term ytitgise ©. $5,000 additional, and saved the man from punishment; two capital- “N= eaid Mra, Jarr firmiy, “it ve out dirst, maw," ex-| time! You should have thought of your | thoughtful): ep, I got tt. Don't bicycle and then you wouldn't have] say a wo! sions, And even the ruffled dress shirt with @ lot of mill-| wasted your money.” This last was in cautionary whisper | is beginning to butt in. said his mother, tak-| “But we was playing 1 was a mill-|4as Master Gussie Bepler, the putcher's| “But the collar has not kept pace with lon to point a moral. “Their |tonaire," whimpered the implacable] overgrown but dull-witted boy, came|the shirt, The manufacturer of soft} more by taking up the cause of fete who began life on $3 and $4 per week respectively give twelve Wie. ere pcr ives out before they have done | youngster, “and Izzy Slavinsky"— — lout and fell under the influence of the| Collars acems to me a complete and dis- rales for climbing the ladder; New York’s famous “dead line” t Ful-|texe your bicyore along. We'll have | Any real good with It. Tt Is all gone in| “Well, let Ixy Slavinsky play mill-! Master Mind. mal failure, As for stiff collara the at 7 indulging in selfish personal pleasures. fonaire in his turn and pay for fixing * rT fo y,| main idea of the men who design and ton is . enough to do to look after the trunk ging Hey, Gussie!" gaid Master Slavinsky. street is shown to be guarded by more policemen, detectives and | "ae it'e only @ quarter, maw. It'a| ‘The only good thing that can be sald the wheel himaelf. And if you mention! «tiyw many oldeis do you deliver for| Make them appears to be to choke the Secret service men than any other spot in the United States; an | only twenty-five cents!” whined the boy. - a ~ neers during the year except on dress occa- YOR GAYNOR," said the head polisher, , have aroused the city your father on Satterday?" wearers to death. “The soft collar that fastens under . We re’ iT the tire “I deliv y Fritz the driver ¢ authority on men’s dress offers thirty “don’ts” anent that vital subject; Red Soros euteinee Oe Learn One Thing Every Day doe I te ee ee ert the tia teat | the necktie with two foolish buttons Roger O'Mara tells how well-to-do Pittsburgh men have been fleeced | “But I eave you a quarter to have the How to Gatn a Fond of General Information proudly: Me pop gives me fifty | sewed to the end of a wer oe esottout = i Pal year iain tire mended,” sald Mra, Jarr, “And cents, see? ; j_—by clever sharpers, and Bill the Office Boy in «till a joy to his friends, |‘ Tht.” 0 moving pictures and Geegright, 1012, by ‘The Frew Wusussing Go, (She Mew Kom Krung World), . BIE SUMSTTUCK,” 8a eee eter te ao rag [arrested and put in Jail for offenses Rot ; —____ | took that stavinsky boy and inte sisters. £2,—WHY THINGS FLOAT. the ceiling, The warm alr floats on the} Slavinsky ominously, yin'-all them| tng yort collar that Ia folsted on us asi Warranting such drastic punishment.” b EAD take four title eater tooth, = PHOCIFIC gravity is the pull that the | cold alr. jmeat orders on your head while Fritz) independent of the aid of buttons turns ell,” wuld the laundry man, “Elec earth exerts on everything outside] At one time it was belteved that only|#ve* on the longer route with the it. It is what keeps us down to| wooden boats would float. Men worked | Won, You'll git sunstruck, and then’ poneral appearance of the clown In % it in the reason an apple falls to| until they f your brains will dry up! troupe of performing dogs. the ground; of @ stone, when youl bout of a Master Bepler was much perturbed! algo they have Taft collars with throw it. could easily this dre possibility “But me pap And specific gravity Is the thing that] contained so h alr, and alr is Nght. | is me Satterda causes some objects to toat and others] A® an empty boat ts loaded with} “What you wanna do To this Master Willle Jarr made no reply but to give @ low wall such as the The Day’s Good Stories sey ewe a th found he couldn't eat his husks and Courtesy. Geroted over half of hie income to the poor, have them too. ite VAaals’ ts ied a wsbk da thn ree Pre Hg Fag ‘some "s parish there was a] ‘And more than that," sald Mre. large woman went 10t0| four, sugar and tee potsime ants ag ~~ Jarr severely, “you got & quarter from tion Day approaches apace and Mayor Gaynor Is never in better shape than when he is defending the rights of the downtrodden city youth, He made a reat hit in the case of the erratic and flery-haired young Duffy early in bis ras Mayor, |up at the corners and gives a man the float od a ok wel lesa | h Dassenger ly sinks} Wille Jarr's bicy be it from me to throw any d and sat down by the door, | membering how the clergymen had to deny him. |OUF father to mend your bicycle What pilasalyan el gilt peat ane lig Ped pans ie aura « of thet said Izzy, the boy sam | t the boys of New York. But her, sbeorbed im hig news| self in onder to give wo generously « lady anid to | 14 you do with that? oh Phesetore thevearth| water, A (aan named Pllnanil | nd tt to you for fifty cents, A| Het us not condemn th i this pensioner one day: ‘Taay Slavinsky eeen me with iti] quantity of water, Therefore ater. mi mol iceelladl dE Soe po bie’ Digit eit Boe i a "1 wae footeh enoush to suppoee,”* sald me,| ‘Don't ju think i's very good of De, Pyntny | shifted the boy, exerts more of a pull on the water than] for years to have & line painted @uarier 19: G15: (bi Axed 4 b im, “that aime of the men 10] to look after you Hike this end give you ail thee | ‘Yeu, he saw you with it and got it|!t does on the stick, The result is that] all ships, with the understanding that) for me and Wille. | py ‘were gentlemen." ‘aloo things!"* away from you!" retorted Mra. Jarr, ick “floats.” A stone weighs | the ship was not to be load ae mi dasiared ornate arr | a . madam,” be snswered politely} ph ‘ . my idn't, i only sald, than the same quantity | as to make that line sink below the sur-| his father came home thal | offering ne Housekeeper, “ai ds Senet teen beghrsy pre Noe hae Livia Son tare rv ave Mherofore the stone sinks, face of the water. All have it] going in partnership with 1 | concealed patione heding Give mo qenre ors re nobedy —_—_———— with bie mouth fidi of steak, . come back from the wild Weat with a Cold alr is denser or heavier than| now, Just look at some next time you! insky tn the iHonaire usinoss, We! Cor ye but poodle Nat nine thie Reng eek peat (A Measured. of him?’ be exclaimed, ‘Why, what's| bag of gold you got from the Indians,| warm air, That is the reason why the| go across in the ferry. It Is called Plim-| got my wheel fixed and w it, arty | ike. ie mee eC Sp 0 eae He ae caged: : he fart’ "Moston Herald, and you'll buy all the kids {ce cream alr ts cooler near the floor than it iw at|soll’s line or the Plimsoll mark cents a day or a cent a rid ipart | dled Reaiot pal re ; : ETH WOODBURY was e tight-fisted, bart | — vedi lucaleg Resi Besse Bal bidancta ester S oearted old farmer, Mis brother William into trouble Is to sen@ a dying, the neighbors said from lack of wil ‘ee are sei sl : sett] & Beany and the Gang EM BY fantttithn.! Te Be By P.-L. Crosby | “There ain't no charges, be there!" he asked ~ = In justice to them let us hope not have inflloted upon us through Mayor Gaynor THE NOISELESS P FOURTH WASAWFuL! | TWANT LiKE THE QLD DAYS ~ rf Gee! \ at lawyers say nothing ean ‘be done te Dave Lamar €or fak- ing himself over the telephone becauge of beat aud cold!" he “Heat empards and cold contracts,” wai wom epi, . RAY' FOR OUR BRAVE COLOR -< DCARRY THEIR } = ‘Very aoot,"" the lator memier remarked, ERGE ANT, MIGSEY. 2; WOUNDED IN pn : A - om = A THE HORSEPITTAL) the diye are tong 3 H BOYS: THEY 7's PUTUPA G00D FIGHT! it can't be shown that he was try! ng. iciataipiieeiimmete mes profit thereby.” “Oh,” said the laundry man, P superized. { y ‘4 ‘ course Lamar has been calling up finan- decriainate ant, in. out Be oe 3 - . Lil ¢ clera, lawy: * afarity ie always wiee, once eaid: 1 weed 10 know 9 good old clereymas - aap,