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y. ae Bes, 5 eS Hi | I lif STENT FORADE WN SEROUS MOOD On That Subject Alone He For- gets Humor—Finds Country Life Best of All. FEWER LEAVE IT NOW. But He Wouldn’t Advise City Folks to Tackle It Off-Hand. . % Marguerite Mooers Marshall. ‘There is at least oe point on which George Ade 1s serious. The humorist, Whose satiric scalpel is applied with @ren-handed justice to about everything “Made in America,” has a genuine, non- ironic belief in tife on the farm. He told me so hinwelf, fresh from his own Indiana acres, which he's lea’ fer the briefest of trips over the wi (1 doubt If there's any one in America, ‘with the exception of the professional Bigh-brow, who doesn't in Ufting our epidermis more sly than this same gontieman frem Indiana. To our laughter-com- Delled gaze he has revealed, red and Faw, every American feult and folble, the world of politics to the world nd, en and women com- from the country to New York, what George Ade likes and admires ts what you're leaving behind. Perhaps better stop and think that over minute. RE STICKING TO FARM MORE, AND NO WONDER. according to Mr. Ade, your num- already growing less. “The Girls lucky enough to be born ere learning to atay there,” Is j fat tid li Na Hee Epes tf ; m- usting and mon- Ee i i g there was o smile Mm.Ulr. Ade’s stecl-gray eyes, oui Shem. They wouldn't know how to take farm life and they would make mis- takes,” DEVELOPS HEALTH, PHYSICAL, MENTAL, MORAL. And yet it was only fifteen years ago The Flirting Season Is Hert Real Expert in Heart Juggling Scorns To Waste Art in One Flirtation at a Time that a mature George Ade went back to the land. He certainly looks as if {t had agreed with him. I sald something to Mr. Ade about the healthiness of country life, Tm ai edvantazes of pure alf, pure water tnd plenty of room to play. “But aren't the cultural elements of jacking?’ I sugges “Mote civilisation ten't altogether “CULTURE” ITY. ‘They have their own little moving and their graphophones,” “And then nearly jomobiles. At least ® year they can wn to the nearest city and take in dest that's offered. If they mi what is merely transient does it mat- ter eo much?” ; oF $ ” “In your fables you've conducted an sed attack on bluffing and four- in the country? jow just as @ clinching argument, | Photograph with your fully. id But with true rural modesty Mr. Ade shook his head. “I'm not a bit uipped to do press work for e laughed. ummm “Abe” Graber Sues for $50,000, As Abraham Gruber, Republican lead- Davis to disclose the authorship of a Pamphiet to which a severe attack was made on Gruber, the latter yesterday filed complaint in the County Clerk's office In an action for $5,000 damages for alleged Ubel. Davis is seeking to be ADDRESEED TO WOMEN. Is YOURSA Case of “Nerves?” Sashes, dissiness, fainting spells, be ‘end are nat beyond reliel, backache, headache, ptome of irregularity leader in Gruber's place. Copyright, 1918, by The Pr Publishing Co. (The New York World). * SEE. see ees WANN AN NUN NAN Peay AE Some Time, Somewhere, Everybody Flirte or Has Flirted, but the ‘‘Season’”’ Is a Matter of Geog- raphy—Latins Don’t Flirt Before Marriage, Saxons Not Expected to Flirt After. By Nixola Greeley-Smith. When the telegraph was invented it was for a long time impossible to send more than one message over a single wire. Now on a quadruplex wire} four different messages to the four corners of the earth may sizzle simul- taneously. The same impro ent may have been noticed in the art or science of flirting, The amateur flirt, of course, can only keep one flirtation going at a time. But the expert learns to juggle hearts as dexterously as if they were plates or cannon dalle, and this achievn- ment fs one of the most expert and interesting performances on the vaudeville circuit of life. It is, in fact, only by the number of hearts kept in the air that the quality of a flirt may be judged. The girl we sed to read about long ag® who was the life of the ballroom and who could entertain half a dosen men at once by her charming vivacity was a very crude product if compared with the more artistic young person who dazzles them all seriatim. It is she who persuades Tom in a morning game of tennis that he is the king of men, while Dick at the end of a row on the lake or @ moonlight excursion in a canoe is con- vinced that ho alone possesses the key of her heart. Harry meantimo treads one measure with her at the hotel hop and begins to make up his mind that his.property engagement ring is likely to have a new mortgage on it. But this is high art. The hack flirt is even less tnapired than the hack writer. You can gu2ss her whole hand from the firat card. But the artistic flirt has a system 60 Perfect thal the amateur who tries to beat it has about as much chance as if he were endeavoring to get the bett of the racer or of the bank at Mon Carlo. FLATTERY 18 THE ESSENCE OF FLIRTATION. Irishmen are apt to be highly artistic . Years ago I read a very delights Chest Fern Bailey “The Lannigan ¥; tem with Girls." Lannigan, who hi been in the army or navy, I for which, began every fllgation with ¢ invariable formula: hy be finest girl I ever see from and consider our sequestered married women as for the most part little free. tnan the old Japanese housewife who Diackened her teeth as token of conjugal devotion and fidelity. Mar ried women in Europe flirt openly, violently and no man save their husbands questions, their right to do ao. Yet here and there among Europeans there have been students of men who preferred the Saxon idea. Balsac for instan in “The Phyal- ology of Marriage" asserted that society has much more right ‘to dictate the conduct of married “Second Article Of a Series _. SHOCK OF HIS LIFE mune for Store Robbery, Goes to Connecticut Prison. “Philadelphia Johnny” Gray, the United Cigar Stores safe blower who “squealed” on his confederates, Phillip ‘Tremblay and Charles Truax, and was Biven & suspended sentence by Judge Swann, discovered to-day that he was fn fresh and more serious trouble. He expected immunity for his confession and as far ws concerns the specific orime for which the trio was indicted, the rob- bery of the olgar store at No. 322 Co- lumbus avenue, he got what he expected. To-day, however, while in court to listen to the entencing of Tremblay, alias Charles Clark, who was given eleven years In Sing Sing, Gray was the recipient of a severe shock. “You are an old offender,” Judge Swann said to Tremblay, “but you Pleaded guilty after your confederate, Gray, testified against you and for that you are entitled to mercy. The penalty under the law for your crime is twenty years’ imprisonment, but I will take vival from days when girls went to the); Altar from the nursery. He considers surveillance of girls of twenty and twenty-five absurd. The quertion we have to consider, therefore, is not only heme hut when to flirt, and not only how, but how much. —_—>——— DISMISSED POLICEMAN CONVICTED AS A “FENCE.” Goods Stolen From Garage Where Patrolman Slept Found in O'Donnell's House. A Jury in the Court of General fs- sions to-day retui...1 a verdict of gullty against Walter O'Donnell, formerly a policeman, who was indicted a year and @ half ago for receiving stolen goods. O'Donnell will be sentenced Friday. In December, 1911, O'Donnell .was @ patroknan in the East Thirty-fifth street Precinct. The garage of Robert H. Graves, at No, 102 East Fortieth street, ‘was robbed, and, detectives leammed that policemen were in the habit of sleeping in the garage when they should have been on patrol. Commisstoner Waldo took personal charge’ of the succeeding events relat- ing to the derelictions of policemen ‘n the Ei ‘Thirty-fifth street preeinct, and. O'Donnell was tried at Head- quarters and dismissed from. the De- Subsequently some of goods stolen from the garage w found In his home in Brooklyn, and was indicted. that unmarried women shall be ‘without emotional experience is @ sur- ‘He wae tried before Judge Rosalsky two months ago and the jury disagreed. maity for the offense of which he was convicted to-day is from two and a halt to five years in prison. AWA STOPS FALLING, DANDRUFF DISAPPEARS—25 Save your Hair! Beautify : Danderine grows hair and we can prove it. ‘The process of Mirtation until recently 20 completely unknown in France the language held no word for It. ‘They havo had to borrow our word and | growi they know the gentle pastime of firta- Fi tion as “le flirt.” Gimilarty the Japanese have no word for love as we understand it, but some day they, too, will have to borrow a word from us, ‘There are signs that a little of our Saxon rigidity ts relaxing in the matter of the married flirt, To-day every sum- mer hotel has its piassa ephinx, the charming young woman who does not divulge to hovering admirers that she is married, who Girts ruthlessly with all comers till the Saturday afternoon train brings with it @ middle aged husband | and ehe ts transformed untll Monday morning into @ little gray domestic NEE AEE MT UE MAN! ‘Try as you will, after an application of Danderine, you cannot a le trace of dandruff or s loose or falling hairs and your scalp will not it but what will please you most will be after a few weeks’ use, when you will actually see new hair, fice at firet—yes, but really new bair— over the , oe * little Danderine now will imme- le and scragy it moisten a cloth with Danderine and carefuily drew it through downy | shimmer of CENT “DANDERINE” it! Invigorate your Scalp! your hair, taking one small strand at 9 Sime, The Steet te ie cs te ane amasing—your hair wi it, ly and wavy and have an opgreranes of abundan an incompars!| lustre, softness and luzuriance, the beauty and true health, Get a 25 cent bottle of Knowlton’s Danderine from any drug store or toilet counter, and prove to y« to-night hair. |—now—that your hair is as yey soft as any—that it has been ne; or injured by careless treat: that's all, nine years o' “As for this man Gray, you need not think he is to get off lightly. In view of him services to the State he has re- ceived a suspended sentence from Chis court, but at this moment Federal and State detectives are waiting outside to take him to Darien, Conn., to try him tor the robbery of the post-office there.” Judge Swann's words fell on Gray ike @ thunderbolt, and, old offender and hardened crook as he had admitted*him- self to be, he blanched and wilted. He had to be assisted to Police Head- quarters, where the United States agents and Connecticut detectives came to take him to Darien. Truax and Tremblay had told about 1 fession, DRUNKENNESS is a curable disease, which requires treatment. The ORRINE treatment can be used with absolute confidence. It destroys all desire for whiskey, beer, or other intoxicants. Can be given in the home. Nosanitarium expense. No loss of time from work. Can be given secretly. If after a trial you fail to get Pa benefit from its use your money will be ref lunded, ORRINE is prepared in two forms: No. 1, secret treatment, a powder; OR- RINE No. , in pill form, for those who desire to take voluntary treatment. Coste only $1.00 a box. Come in and talk over the matter with Riker Hegeman Co. Ask them for booklet. AUGUST Reduction Sale Sacrifices Plain Greys Special Suite go into my stock this morning, built have all the soft beauty of Flan- nel with far better shape retain- atyle— quarter, half, or full lined—and marked in the August Sale at + These Suits were intended to sell at $20 and $22.50. Wo Charge for Alterations NEW YORK 42 West 34th “Philadelphia Johnny,” Im-|, on the itely com. ment of with the result vernment and e chatge of rly Fy gh mu with thé Depa' micated Truax was remanded for sentence aa the police have been un- 0 far to met any ni his past on which to hai third offense sentence. pestis FIGHTING IN BALKANS. Br gartanc Repo: te Have A tacked Servians. BENGRADE, Servia, June %.—A strong force of Bulgarian troops at- tacked the Servian positions at Zietovo and Ratkovatr in Macedonia at 1 o'clock this morning. The attack, according to official in- formation received here, was unprovoked and fighting was still in progress when the despatch left. 1d removes the cause. fve-cent box from any dregs. James MeCreery & Co. ANNOUNCE _A Fifth Avenue Entrance ts to their Thirty-fourth Street Establishment, which makes it convenient to enter the shop directly from Fifth Avenue. dames McGreery & Co. 34th Street 23rd Street EXTRAORDINARY VALUES On Thursday, Friday and Saturday Men's Shirts, Pajamas,’ Bathing Suits, Rains coats, Tennis Trousers, and Two-Piece Suits 600 Doren Shirts of Madras and Merceri Fabrics. Soft, plain and plaited bosoms. values 2.00 and 3.08: 100 Dozen Silk Plaited Shirts..........3.45 ~ value 6.50 Pajamas of Plain and Fancy Silk Mixed Fabrics. values 5.00 and 6.00, 3.45 ‘Raincoats of Plain Gabardine Cloth and F Tweeds; English make. 15. value 22.50 to 36.00 Tennis Trousers, made of all White Flannel, also White and Gray grounds with neat stripes, values 5.00, 6.00 and 7.00 3.25 Summer - weight Two-piece Suits made_of English Worsted. values 25.00 and 30.00 Bathing Suits, made of heavy knit fine Worsted. values 6.50 and 7.50 78 UNUSUAL SALE WHITE SHOES Thursday, Friday and Saturday Women’s Sorosis Boots, Oxfords, Pumps ‘and Colonials. 4.45 per pair............value 6.00:-t0 8,00 3.25 per pair. ..sescsccccccccss value 6,00 SUMMER CURTAINS White Swiss Curtains with ruffles. hrs Special 75c, 1.00 and 1.25 pair Scrim Curtains with lace and insertion or embroideries, White and 95c, 1.25 and 1.75 pair teguiarly 1.75, 2.25 and 3.00 Muslin and Scrim,—plain or fancy. . n.. 25c and 35c yd, tegularly S$c, 450 and 500 Mosquito Bed Canopies in plain Net.. Single bed size.. 2.75 each Double bed size. .3.55 each Canopy Standards.........e0000000..d078 Imported Wash Cretonnes,—fast colors, tacbes wide. 15¢c and 25¢ yd. segulasly 650 and 980 Special Couch Hammiocks..........7.75 reguiarly 11.80 Merchandise purchased after June ath will appear on bill rendered August ist. eeeee