The evening world. Newspaper, June 24, 1913, Page 16

ayer Ty a ow et © By Aca NRPS We le <a a eee RE Can You Beat It? @ averse: @ By Maurice Ketten | [Ri ey Trae. eter. <8 , WORK IH THE and 4 All Osuntries lsc sn BIS ace: Te ee nee VOLUME 88.....sscssccesegsereneceees «NO, 18,985 er D NEW ROCHELLE’S BIRTHDAY. JH rset wt rng sok are ‘Two Copyright, 3918, Watt, HE average man's notion of an “ideal wife” is a sleight ofhand aittet who can furnish a Rits-Cariton menu on a quick lunch pocketbpok. | It fo all right for » modern man to be in love with his own wife if he can't help it, but if he vilues his reputation for smartness he won't make the scandal pubile. ‘ hundred and twenty-five is o ripe and discreet age, one of which any settlement on these shores may be proud. We Patten te 640 thek Wow Rochitie Ses youth andl chern, ent © ie: » gether sparkling suburban towns to e Seg aa are credited with a lot more bad things than they ever did and a lot more To ero-ere glad to ove dhe ts:tstqstataing evedtas from thio family Good ones than they ever dreamed of doing. @ her French cncestor, Le Rochelle, These guests will recall the : SRNR STE sales ice dice ke Miiibs aiiak Hi eo Le Sie dt oon hs ee the street car, half a dozen men sprang forward to offer her a seat.” held of the Huguencts, thought and held ont against the armies of Richelieu for « year, during which the sturdy Rochellois ate horses and shoe leather with ell the cheer- fulness in the world. tyes apodeme tener pte hy religious persecution, came over and settled New Rochelle an $8 going for their descendants to enjoy and embellish. Tom Paine, vigorous spostle of freedom and common sense, found Mew Rochelle « congenial spot in which to epend his philosophical old tage, and after bis death his body lay peacefully buried there until : William Oobbet came over to-take it to England, only to lose it in S I ! Si aly deh eils obs Coa eiadinen tiem nia Some mysterious way on the journey. fe heersceedier ie harse A : < bs bere tains ae: : of Irish patriots, were closely associated with New Rochelle. In later : days it hos furnished’ os one of the moet ardent and generous of our wap defenders. May New Rochelle find her lep fall of bouquets. ‘And may the o A man seldom cares to marry nowadays unless he can find a girl wheee father can afford to keep him in the style to which he is unaccustomed, ‘ j Most husbands have a charge account with their wives in which they A husband's excuses, like Wagnerian music and Walt Whitman's postry, may often be really much better than they sound. From the double marriages that follow #0 many divorces nowadays it looks as though the “eternal triangle” were at last becoming an equilateras quadrangle. Summer girl's motto: Never be off with the old love 'til you're sure you are on with the new. f A fool and her money are soon courted. : : peesing of her two hundred and twenty-fifth birthday leave her One-Third of All Your Life ‘Younger and happier than ever. — Is Spent in Another World } 6 ane N { NCE AS LONG “ . : "A book of cartooms of Mayor Gaynor is announced. We do RNC ase ; shout one-thideof your aetuti| poet thiog. If by cay chance Avleem- 4 not know ite purpose. ‘We recall, however, that the successful Mr. MRS JOHN WitL, fife, The other thint you are|sents to #0 foolish an act, the mest hie Croker once issued a volume of cartoons about himself which 1 CLEAN THE DISHES welling in the queerest sort|imagination can conjure up te an unin- proved eo popular #@ ran into a second edition, and we re- = of an unknown world. sured ship sinking or a mad dog chasing member with blushing pride that most of those cartoons were Pou aie) Ges Wak scnaeipaa: Soe cae| row ak Wi What * from the columns of The World. about two-thirds of your life. A man pene?’ He seomeus tae to ‘ataanet of ninety has‘had only about sixty years|things more wonderful, more terrible, more absurd than Edgar Allan Poe ever remaining thirty years (almost/put on paper. He is a nraster of vivid erage length of a human life) he|!magination. Yet, awake, he hag go ISHERMEN who hoped the tariff makers might relent and let in the gay foreign feathers that beguile the trout to his undo- ‘ oe Lateptil Herd ay cates Mek cee | A etna tua ottew, dteueat el — 2 ing are now plunged in gloom. Feathers for scientific and eyed of o insane asylum—a frame ayay wok fii aoe peril shee tn a f ou! || educational purposes are honorably excepted, but the Henate Finance Te peal Tern if rage Neer lg apa ., Committee points a finger straight at the angler when it says: “No through the darkness from ehadowy|to flight a dozen prisefighters, And. 00 article of fishing tackle herein named shall be imported having at- foes, sometimes walking down thejon. crowded main etreet of his home town,; Dreams can't be controlled by the _ “tached, thereto any of the feathers the importation of which is pro- moet inadequately clad: sometimes auf-|mind. tt has been tried. A, famous ae, hibited by this act.” : re, sometimes an at orfte apent three aye 8 It looks aa if the fisherman might have to lay aside some of his ears the ea: Mort peone step tor sty of one tren ot scence, ie ot ‘a gandy teckle and go back to pay his humble respects to the worm. rout sight ours out of the dally himeeit think of nothing on he p_ After all, reels and flies are the flummery of fishing, Old Izaak Soe tne Gh gar tagy ot coecuird ot Reoray Hotiien bit earn cient ed ‘. Walton had no euch luxuries in mind when he called it the contem- plative sport, the simple sport, the poor man’s sport, and declared: their entire lives. he remembered that while going. through a cyclopedia in his three days of study And, according to many scientists, the WPRESUNTATIVE BORLAND of whole me we are asleep we Gream.|he | had chances to Cen Ploture of « “God never did make a more calm, quiet, innocent recreation than Missouri scores the: ‘idle rich” “Know thy pocketboagy* in the game of life. ul) boy.” At the same time all play|We 40 not remember most of these/bear and scarce given it a second » as ectting the examples of lavish! It io not so much the apending ‘Too much pleasure spolts the life-giv- ae ite salary makes Jack a “duller” Sat tea penpals Pvipneyiad Cog fnas Lashed big odes Med Regie and of , display and money y ind . ; med. The tariff sharps seem to think it time for the fisherman to pending for folk Tt Is trup that “imitation” fas deen |@ream et 90 vivid 3t wakes un dengitpcee Sees dream J ry Po Bey or a re i oO pisces lay aside his fine feathers and flourishes and get back to those ancient | | as prpgeny aate Tee ee ea rie fer |totad iives we are dwelling in Dream-|ficlence explaine that by saying our and naive methods that Dr. Johnson had in mind when he maintained ‘ “Many young amusement are the NDCESSARY ele- | land. Aaa Dreamiana fea country of sricseters meet in nian cere! or on cd i more jut lies; more grisly : that\fishing wes the least expensive of all sporte since it needed only : ments for poet s the op reese an po Pieper cee Alina ee Arieaarad ian i “q line, with a hook at one end and a fool at the other.” It ig true that Mary NHEDS some|and novelties than any land descrived|while they were esleep. And this a a 4 Gainty flowers to adorn her hat, and|by the most imaginative author. ancestral fear is handed down to us tn 4 x z . dutiding, MMi thus satiety her hunger for beautiful! Tt is @ land full of mystery, a land |the form of that ‘falling’ dream, ‘The plan’to enlist the Boboes in an industriel army has made things, JUST AS MUCH ae she needs|that science has for sixty centuries| For centuries people believed that <a . ; ood. sought in vain to explore. It lies amidjevery dream was a warning @f & ) 8 hit with everybody except the hoboes, 3 . It is true that John needs amusement | wholly unexplored regione of the human prophecy of some sort. And thousands fi + and recreation, and the companionship | prain, regions which its possessor never of dollars have been spent on éream of Mary, too, in Mttle dinners, theatre | saw. books. . NO PLACE LIKE HOME. parent ey a Ree For example, take some stolid man] After all the ages of research fhis 4 escay after : . i aise ot se eee who has tically ff Imagination. In land of dreams in which we spend @ WO PRISONERS ped from Bing Bing end ois hours 3 - fy of frankness as to the LIMITS of spend: | nig measicn Wate his mind is centred on!third of our mortal lives t= stil of freedom the heartfelt prayer of both was: “Take us back!” 2 i ing might well be established, even If] nis pusiness and his home. Ask him to unfathomable a mystery as ever. The world had not welcomed them. Battered, bruised and n a the Piesteston pede A eae itioed a aacerd vices lherty te tah th tates ¢ oe: i one Oe sealer wes aanl trestle Oe Learn One THfing Every Day ‘Alban: road, discovered stolen liberty to be full of briars ry to emu ate by actual practice td thovon and palpitation of the heart, Tnatond of boasting their j . “Taitie eines Wa CANCE APTORD i €9.008 Hidw to Gain Fond of General Information , heir and In no other country in the world ts Ween ce ho tes te en ww aid find the roads arcand Copyright, 1918, by The escapade they proclaimed their misery and called themselves “lost oF | “6 15 continually contronted with the °F Stassnuls"corserst™ ed Biatse x] thls more polanant than In America. a HOnAn. AHOER, splat dhesare!tt, tei chess’ ae man ig itter ro) ent Young America is prone to follow the strayed. garien glitter of the prosperous elem: Valteaenr the ten hak Coed Alf fall horro: 4 would imitate the apeed at an: from 8 motor trip, ff th people imagine that horse shoes, eT -Bing Sing may be of re. Yet for these two lodgers it Ped ‘ the other hand, many a piaatd “Ob, 1 ruen't’ pasticulsrly stack co tnem,"| There is the like other shoes, come in “stock” Math te chene ea eat rolp. Thea was home, and there was no place like it. The two thousand other | woman will spend her all on fineries to sald Slathersterry, il vee sim" 8B she who lives within widths and sizes. Trib pet over Ga reeua cna on Tie ; who rattled their bars and yelled with glee when the whistle G ee re ee oe Is or her resources, imtating no eM®: | ne hoot of the horse is not his foot. lang hammered some more, a 4 : fare whole day lat guar,””—Harper'e Weeniz, [and Who seeks the Pleamures that @re/ 1 ig horny matter that covers his foot| ‘The shoe IP Atted by heating the trom told them of the’ escape, ought to have been treated to a glimpse of "1 A nei within the busta ond THI ATs atte ee eee th heed hosts would aoland prestige Ke oo, toe homed a , the returning wandernxa and their reljef on getting back. eatin. Hated tee tek cone A Heritage. Took with scorn en the man whe le not| Well enough if the horse were to tra.| where it leaves a mark. The host ls inder certain circumstances liberty is s thin t ‘home 66]_JOW evlendid it was of Mr, Wallougbty|a so-cafled “good spender.” He may | verse soft ground and felds a e;| like leat! e smith pares it away, Ui ce an Havaianas a 4 i man must pre- H to leave $60,000,000 to the old ladies’! be worth several such. but they have to be protected from hard srvand fhe. Bar Posyevyd 1s See. the i in history have, in| roads, etones, &c, { 108. @ shoe is e again . pare for. Tasted too ly when he is not entitled to it, it turns]; nis junches during the week. m home! 1 sere suppoeed abe would| The greatest in 5 ashes and need ff necessity, dented| A horse shoe can be made and fitted in| to soften it eo that elght holes fer the Bud bastesdawrat oe, ealeaes be eee ne “4 way nic of han, wam't itt But shel th omaaiven, thus bullt strong, so (fifteen minutes, ‘The blacksmith takes a| nails can be driven through {t, 3t is scrimp and save for some time to come, " , after having bought some foottsh Muery ee ete tet it naant’ about that,|tat they have been able to say with | straight bar of iron, thrusts It Into the] than alled fo the heree’s. Reet, he : " ~~~" | Stevenson: fire, blowing the bellows violently, and | nails are put in so elant ie Se hee nn eye eee y ead tavor| Wit Gihatied “ber cosk."—Ohlcago Record.| "I know what pleasure is; for I have| makes the heat #0 intense that it turns| outelde. ‘They come to the eurfecg with. ‘Wisely did Socrates say: “Know thy- 0 juss the press | Herald, ‘done good work." the iron “white hot." When he pulls it| out touching the flesh. Jost a Sen By Ferd G. Long “The tropical island juat Leng Island, which originally came 1F THOU WOULDST REACH MY NOEST WISH 1 MY FLUT TERING HEART— |HAS BEEN TO FIS5); J \