The evening world. Newspaper, June 19, 1913, Page 18

i 143 . ¥. ie 4 6 rl Py D ai Si 7 ew 4 Ee da day, Ju e Evenin ly Magaszi ne * GSTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. $BAMes Dany rept Bunda the Press Publishing Corn; 58 te ae Pat how Now Tork cee ae RALPR PULITZER President. 43 Park Row, ‘ 3 ANGUS SHAW rer 42 Park Ro EPH PULITZER, Jr. tary 63 Park Row, 308! a Botere Post: New ¥ Second-Clase Matter. f § jeeoace fates to The ventas) For en nd and the Continem and for’ the United States All Countries in the international and Canada Postal Union Be Bes Bocticccsccse Be N LUME 53 TOO MUCH TO EXPECT? WENTY-FIVE Supreme Court Justices with one voice reject the Lowell plans for a round couri house. Weeks ago this same plan was hailed with delight by s Court House Com- filesion specially sc!ected to examine designs. Meanwhile the cily has taken to its bosum the promise of a round court house as an ideal edition to its u'vic adornments. Now the judges find the circular plan am‘ns in every thinkable way. It costs two much, twice as much #0 it ought to; fails to provide proper light and ventilation, is incon- ‘venient for court house business and doesn’t permit of future exten- siew. In short the justices find not a redeeming feature in plans ‘which a supposedly competent commission accepted. Now Mr. Lowell ‘ee epmebody must furnish something different. When we realive that the final plan must stand the attacks of ‘the County Court House Commission, the Supreme Court Justices, > , the Art Commissio, and the Board of Estimate, and that any one |, of these august bodies can turn it down, it looks as if, without some | ‘port of intelligent preliminary discussion, the city might spend a goed deal of time and money in the next generation or #0 before it ‘even has a court house on paper. Would it be unreasonable to expect | ; the exercise of a little common sense?’ Why not let all the big-wigs and art-sharps get together and find out what kind of court house they can agree on? +++ -NO. 18,980 SMOKE EXTINGUISHER ‘Well, well! And we eof answers! ' LET IT REMAIN A FELONY. HE COURT OF APPEALS holds that the provision of the motor vehicle law which makes it « felony for any one oper- ating an au‘omobile that injures any person or property to Gepart without giving his name and address to the person injured or (tb the police is constitutional. Chief Judge Cullen declares: “I think MA tavolves no violation of public policy or the principles of personal ‘Mborty to enact that as s condition of operating such @ machine the @perator must waive his constitutional privilege and tell who he is to ‘the party who has been injured or to the police authorities.” If every automobilist were able to take advantage of « self-in- ) ‘¢riminating clause to shield himself from the consequences of his own ) ecklessncss, folly cr crime, we should have a pretty working out of ‘@omstitutional rights for the community at large. Laws and consti- tutions made to bring order, justice and safety into life. If _ there is'one thing which public welfare demands at present it {s that savery person permitted to run that dangerous modern engine, the gurl be held strictly and personally accountable for the use “he makes of it. t : —+-—___ Hall to the biggest ship New York has seen or will see—unti! Py @ Digger one arrives. ———_.+- STRAWBERRY WORSHIP. FAOES have never shown proper appreciation of the strawberry, eccording to our neighbor, the Tribune. The ted man declares « holiday in its honor. Up at Fieldston the seta MB Pony Boodle The Heart of Gold. attention, And he sought ¢o join ta) folks have with PROGPDROUS people | try and « bit old-fashioned.” NCH upon @ time when a man was | With the men of the city. ‘When John was asked about his wife| Now, there are women, I am sorry to young he married a woman who | He aiways had many who were ready | he ewould say: @ay, who readily ¢ill the vacancy made to join WITH him. It fe @ way eome| “Oh, my wife is quiet, from the coun-|by such a wife who is ‘quiet, from the od a agora eR muneae country and a bit old-fashioned A Joke That Should Be Driven Out of Business in his “early years" and that the lovely Fy Clarence L. Calien. dou was the “real ¢hing.” John (fram the country who married when he was very young), in the ver- nacular, “fell for one of these. He pitied himself very much and thought Peerete he ara ae eat ncn Wonk VOM Soockel fencting ia} meres, tank oe Copyrant 1d vy i Frew. Fuouunne Un ioe Naw Tore mening Wen sual preemnity Csvearte. pane’ Ant & thanksgiving return of “the season when the berry ripens.” ||) was “only- eamslTatatiieaeting (ria oka har lee Pigeon Peg sig John'e prosperity began to wane. And They made strawberry mash in a big pail, and libated and danced and ae: bead eae pots be peepee to ite | work, 4 ree i iy ak rig pega fi ne ue is in the time of the; But, not counting in at all these men |aione. It was a sad blow. For the year when we read jw Pay for their own echooling, the| glamour and glitter had blinded him, as the moukdy plati- |90ns Of well-to-do parents coming away |it blinds other folks, every hour of the tudes about th from our colleges waste no time, speak- | dey. Perepired (it was Tuesday) from morn till sundown. What has the | Meee es Reiorns keine |S diemainene, hi ,American white man, asks the Tribune, ever done for the strawberry? “unt! death do * What hasn’t he done for it? He has petted and coddled it like a | 74,28” were the most sacred words 4 in th id to th “ ing pretty collectively, { home prise baby. Ho hax nursed it in hothouses,and soft bods under luxu- em! it cae se Pan Wh thd oem Fae eountnees’” | work, NI have met sotne thousands of Hosts Lea Peete lous straw counterpanes. He has coaxed it to grow to a size and|cou™ of events, that after the couple © ung col jthem, young men fresh from the uni-|the exception. He came home again Iveclousness no Indian ever dreamt of. He pays tribute to it in|to the alty to live, Sraduate, hi had been married for @ time they came } oe PM Fs lt ea weet aw Bs. : For John had “prospects,” And aleo Me Me irom ~ Season and out of season. He wraps it tenderly in cotton wool, pays}i: came to pase that the prospects g ness" in them worth mentioning, On dollar a box for it, and puts its name in extra type on the haughty |Veloped into BROSPMRITY. And as » the “quiet one from the country @ bit old fashioned,” had, on her own the contrary, they appeared to be a 5, 4 4 Ss Dorition” and hie account, learned the ways of wisdom in «menus of his most expensive hotels, He has immortalized it in straw-| “White Jone sate weveney to eee it's | distaste for ““get=| Contained tor ot yoann tetas, Self: | the new echoo! of the elty, and had from _ Parry shortcake, the divinest dish he ever invented, And as for ap-|fe'ds of trulttuinoss Mary kept things | Qi 4 ting a Job," and 90/petied by a pretty clear idea of just |er Neokly tllowance made investments hat were gilt edged. what they were doing and where they i were guing to land. A good many of}, Also she had joined some clubs and them have been found im dungarens, |*DeW all the up-to-the-minute interests pointing holidays in its honor, what about strawberry festivals regu- Ruite in the way they nat the 0 This joke has Tatty ce'ebrated in all well conducted villages? The American pale o well senied to and. ti about run its It 1s an outworn and disproved would be well attended to and his ‘ A ve cares would end at the office. ? oven of the world's work, and had, moreover, _ Sece pays the strawberry @ higher compliment than giving it a day| “wet wo tt thet ec ee ordinary Antique, It should be called tm. 3t no Grosse fren canchinenyee With oll and | scined in many a harmless frolic walle aid ibn Pe makes it, in season, his inseparable companion on|erent® John devetopet propensities, | ren Pp a per Qo on the | cient of cher, BOS aaa: inteatan (af a si i aticabsde cdl, e iis F staying always tn dun every day and occasion when he feasts and rejoices, = |Job-some job, somewhere, “and they {peared no, particular reason why’ any | Heside ahe Rad seen the trend of + —_-4- don the theory that ore to CA!l it @ “Job,” too—immediately after |o¢ them should, John only TOO CLEARLY, and had prof- no place like home" he co they take their degrees, A good many ed, played-out joke, ‘The {ted thereby. John found there were An Atlantic City Judge has decreed that “liar” alone ts not a when there was no place else 40 go Of thpiome. consider percentage of va being turned out nome, |{tWo WAO could play the same game. uss word. Nelther, under some circumstances, Is “damned.” But ie eke Sethe isnt? caene atest 62. 10. oey, With both teee BEORE @ great many of them, a| She knew that some day, some time, they will get together! jswift and unerring habit of climomg tal a Into the $10.00) and %8,000 © year Jobe |!t Waa intended. Ah! now he marvelied Nor fe there the least causes for sue, (#84 Was meek indeed. For SHE could Ne tions of the disattractions claimed his they get through collec, They work at all kinds of jobs horses, drive motor cars, |for auch @ mind, the place he had forsaken. But he came rve as beach! Tho “no-accou uito @ REALIZATION that on his very summer resorts, take care of |joke ts as rn ot aac ne, |nearthstone was the heart of goid com- ekle any and all kinds of |woman's-hat-in-the-thestre joke, and for |¥ined with the that be for the purpose of paying for thelr {the mime reason, ‘The collegian of this |ouxht was WITHOUT the home pre- cation, Thus they learn tho mean- era has “got next to himself, slack, —- —— wil But he had left that treasure to others to cultivate; and #0 no doubt had to eat Learn One Thing Every Day bumble ple to regain i und tt might Holw to Gain a Fund of General Information MORAL: THERE'® MANY A “GOOD FPELLOW” HIDDEN iN THE OLD- for the children whore they can play Without endangering their ives and limbs, as they are now compelled to do. Why not let blocks that are proven unsanitary be replaced by modern suni+ MUNE tary fireproof bulldings bullt on th " e Man who has contended with this prob-' block as « whole, #0 as to put sun- ) , Mam for four yoars, I want to add 4) hight and fresh air | 4 werd, My son ia # thoroughly capable, jentire centre to 4 Foie pet elean-living young man, twenty years, be utilised as a Playground for the Sets blateetand' be oe enieman| caret got, the Slook and. noletbor. ‘~OLAK8, ian with « blownlpe (a tm lo YOUR OWN HEARTHSTONE, 00 e@ cht Ly ie Me & blo by Mirth and brewing. Still a legitimate | sity tek furnishes cute Ibe (a thin pipe about HE chief ingredient of giage is ‘ive feet long, with a wooden mouth- silica, We find aillca in sand, | Plece) aticka one end of the pipe in the Another thing necessary Ys pot- Sticky stuff and blows. He makes | ideal dwellings for the monkeys and Penition with a Hvable salary has not! other wild antinals in the parke should Materiaiived in these four years. He!at least seo that its citisene have ———_—_ T Has Forty-six Wives. G oI bilday of eo it 6a y oat import- be natives of ie long Hines that netted ama returns. play in. ee ean Lead to ant articles, but, In addition, we must, (ow, if he wants to shape thts into a Bantu race in the Union have “It geems almost imporsivle nowadays to : have soda, lime, lead and charooal, All: bottle he places it in a mould, The pres- 46 have two wives, and find the right opening with prospects of 4 “RK. 8. V. P. Story, these things are mixed up together like air on the inside and the have three wives, while many J@ Mature to an ambitious and good %,ii Mille: of Me Breciug World: @ dig pudding. The mixture le placed WL, ne Wer as to the tant edi bis ie ald of the phrase "R. 8, V. P." in ‘nme finsen ave Kennels 1 forty-aiz, Among the * aa |G. Jing World, reminds me of the folowing . cele: UW Pieypriidrypebeonte Alsi Bihar Ad ikyaré Playgrounds, story: A Frenchman being invited to « { ee ely Umited, f peony JS t wedding was puasied by the letters "R,|_ “Who was that man we saw prow "1, wren Geilek matte 06 408-4an “For Backyard &. V, P." on the bottom of the invitation, | trated by the heat?” { ad ee Be he time has tle Analy deciphered it to mean: ‘‘Re-| “I don't knew; but | hope he’s the epots member, Ge Vedding ? Bo that to make @ long fable short, | ood of her would manifest Iteelf us| “gay, dad,” spoke up Freddie, “I don't be. thelr shooting, They peddie soap or| prize in this fact, Th teach HIM many things, i . ‘The trained mind ow The Right Victim. lamp chimoneye or fe insurance, wait {sooner or Inter gete the fob that calls! 140 not know if he won back entirely 5 Copyright, 1918, ty The Press Publishing Oo, (The New York Breniag Well AKE haste, my Beloved, make haste, and join the Merry Masqueredet | M Gird up thy waist-line in sashes of stik, and toke up thy OGM ing auit and depart for the Land-of-:lake-Believe! | Lo, there is a place called the SUMMER RESORT, where alt the seorké's @ fake, and ail the men and women merely fakers. ‘ Where the actress gutteth aside her make-up and/doffeth her wig, (hed ahe may resemble a dedbutante— fl And the debutante painteth the Uly of her cheek and gildeth theae fined gold of her hair, that she may be mistaken for an actress. Where the damsel of sweet siztcen playeth the “adventuress” tn om treme decollete and long earrings, and danceth gayly with octogenariane Gnd jembalmed bachelore— | And the grase widow of forty-siz doeth the “ingenue” in white bates us and blue ribbons, and flirteth madly with callow college youths. » Where the shorthand maiden poseth as “an heiress” and arroyeth Rer- self in purple and fine linen and hose of spun sitk-—— . * And the heiress goeth about clad in khaki and calico and peaeoht sandals. 1 Where the thirty-dotlar clerk disporteth himself in white flannele chattereth of his “yawt” and his “motah-cahr"—— ; And millionaire revelicth joyfully in his shirt-sleeves and Me ou ‘ pipe and his fishing clothes. ‘ * } i Where a damsel spendcth half her days making herself alluring—ond the other half searching for SOMETHING to “lure.” } | Where the moon shineth upon the beach, inviting lovers to bask in # radiance—and there is NO ONE to love. bis Where the induceth sleep—and the mosquitoes drive tt away.” | Where the mm air giveth thee a biting appetite—and the hotel giveth | thee naught wherewith to satisfy it. sa. | Where a man goeth in search of health—and retiurneth filled with freckles and debts and malaria. | Make haste, I say, make haste and depart for this land of shimmem milk and artificial ‘honey, of red ants and nettics and sundurn and conde’ vegetables and near-love and imitation sports and calliopea! ‘a Behold, men and women gather here; neither for what they shail nor for what they shall hear, nor for what they shall eat, but for thie alone: that they may joim in the game of Make-Believe, and thereby escape from THEMSELVES. ; For guch he Kingdom of Forgetfulness! Selah. ‘ The Man on the Road Dy A, T. Battin, | i ——— Copyright, 1913, by ‘The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Rvening Werld), { IN BOSTON. “Thus I chatter on after the usual | EE TTICTURE to yourself a home of] way of creating interest in the books I i P the utmost refinement on the | show. outskirts of Boston,” explained] “Do you know, I was thinking ef |tho de luxe book salesman. “I mount|taxing @ trip over there,’ she repties jae ee See Pm “ ‘Here you have it right in your ensy ton, A butler u : ‘tuous parlor. 1 give my card to the Tsay. ‘A tour of the world from |mental, who bears it away on a tiny Chair, Think what that Gleam silver tray. Soon there is rustling of busy day and age! Think of the silken garments and a statuesque|trouble and fatigue I can save ypu! woman of matchless beauty stands in|Think of the money it would cost you the doorway. She regards me eweetly|to mako this trip—and of the time for @ moment. it would consume. Here you have Jt ‘Rooks? she inquires. right at your elbow. Five dollars dewn “Wo, madam,’ I hasten to assure her, |and five dollars a month’ ‘I have cwjled to interest you in a tour| “I'd dearly love to have them, Bat of the world. You can view the great|/my husband forbade my buying emg, land beautiful places of the earth, can|more books,’ visit the out-of-way places where the| “/But these are not books, madasti"'2 ordinary tri ler never goee—all from |return handing hor the order blank, |your easy chair. As an iilustration T|*These are tours of the world. Sgn will take you on @ three-minute trip/ your name on the dotted line, You |through Morocco.’ ‘Then I bring out the | want them,’ Prospectus and begin'to show the pretty| ‘Well, as long as they are not booke pictures, Till take them. Can T pay cash?” “ "This shows the seaport city of Tan-| “I assure her that while it is unugual Gier, Here we have a portion of the|T will take cash in full, harbor,.—The manner of loading cattle| “She writes me out a check and ¢} on board ship, tying @ rope round their |next day the set {s delivered. I'll b horns and hoisting them up.—Here we|my Job against a Mexican ¢ jstand in the busy publio market.—And|that when they arrived the Indy had now we will journey to the edge of the |not waked up to the fact that they Were desert.’ books after all. : The Day’s Good Stories.: Old Love and New Rug. have changed within the last few years, “Monarchies are doomed, and not the dees sce convertion that made benefit of thir esting is the abolishing of the the day seem more springlike: spec'al privileges that members of the old, tele. “Those people mext door to us hare tocratic families always evjoy under eomedéhdal been married a Jong time, haven't they?" ne” “Perhaps they have, But their Boneymoen| Mr. James smiled and continued; r iat oe a” ‘he now indy of the castle wee unconesiqmaty “How do you figure that outt”* ‘© true republican, who maid: " “Well, it was awfully sloppy last might, But! ‘There are the graves of the former owner's’ when he came home ebe made him step tnalde ancestors owner's and kiss ber before she told im to go beck om) ‘aro all living’ —_——__ Forestalled. 6677 OING the whole way, mister!” fm. quirel the passenger with ——— necktie, aa he took Poor Provider. preparatory to witling Ninerlt for 8 eres HE daughter of the family had recetved «| {uation, relates the Louion Journal, proposal of marriage and the momentous subject was being discussed af the breakfast | ¢!\ table the next morning, More slater's feller wil! make @ good husband,” “What makes you think eo, my boy!" asked his father, with « smile, married and have returned Freddie, ‘he's been coming! The eldest te el years old, dere for over a year and {a all that time ho's twelro seams apd nine monthe married. & iven me only 17 cents,"*—Iudee, | a semi-detached house, rented at eee My wife is fair and weighs twelt Healthy Ancestors. oe DWARD JAMES mid tn Concord that the objet of his paper, published in Parte, ts to change monarchies into republics, “and gradually," said Mr, James, ‘monarehies| fied look as ho 11 ere changing into republics, Portugal and China| father do for » From the Far East. By Eugene Geary. Zé Copyright, 1916, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening ‘Won, . hedge Orient merchants, on lower To dazzle tho passing beholden ** H ] Broadway, . And Persian mate Down the sidewalk marched oe oH in Deon together, ‘And each had skin, ‘tle but fair to| “UNS sracefully from each shoulder, may, a About’ three shades darker than |The little fellow, with shifting leather. For buyers was eagerly q While his partner marohed like aieghill A fes crowned the short man's kinky | Bazouk, ‘woo! Contented andNuncomplataing 7 ‘The tali chap sported a turban, a And they offered geme made in far /‘Dis peesness iss noddings, teday, Stamboul mein friendt,” oo To tickle the Gweller suburban. Gpoke the one to his taller : “Doné't the deebdles got ” wot 20