The evening world. Newspaper, June 17, 1913, Page 16

ss ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. at New York as je Evening for the United States au apd Caneda + 88.80}One Year, se eeewereees i ’ WHY NOT? AX CORPORATIONS according to the way they treat the * public. Secretary Lane, of the Interior Department, has ‘something approaching such a acheme for disposing of water belonging to the Government: “The lower the rate charged to by electric power companies the lower will be the tax which wh power companies must pay to the Government.” In the case fone well-meaning plant which seeks to supply power to a section of Washingtor. the Secretary will make no charge for five ot") Yeats while the company is finding its market. But conmbination Monopoly are strictly forbidden under penalty of forfeiting ts. . os is a grand idea. Why not turn it around and work it the 4nd WINS ‘em—with @ bady stare! The onty way to keep a husband continually in love with you te @ change him off cocasionally for a new one. The seven “ideale” of woman: First, an actor; second, a fashion-plate; third, @ heart-breaker; fourth, @ soulmate; fAfth, a chum; sicth, o “goo8 catch ;” seventh—the men she happened to get. —_—— . + 2 woman must keep her conscience, her complezion and her reputation snow-white, But @ man te satisfied if he can just manage to keep Ate co that they comply with the pure food laws. 4 man recovers from his remorse 80 much more quickly than a women way on public service monopolies and corporations that pay recovers her indignation that by the time she has forgiven him he te tired to the State or the city? For instance, if a street railway or of deing good and ready to transgress again, corporation lets its equipment get old and slipshod, and shows dl fy. — 4 jency to jam more people into fewer cars, put up ite taxes. If : een en eomemreee ae somehow she altoays begins writing Rer hone compeny is slow to obey orders and-bring its call rates to |’ lovescenes ond sentimental passages entirely from memory, and uniform figures, remind it with a meaning pressure ‘the tax rate. Contrariwise, let it be understood that increased and better scrvice for patrons mean lower taxes for corpora- Th short, why not tax the public service corporations int pro- a# they tax the public patience? ep ‘The Antis announce that they will argufy no more with Dr. ‘Anna Shaw. She talks too mean for anything. EE ———— ANYTHING FOR CONVENIENCE. UR COLOSSAL WASTE of wealth horrifies an English pub- Heher who has just returned to London after a visit in our midst. “In New York,” he declares, “riches are poured out aa if they were of no account. For example, in Fifth avenue A ‘bkeep THAT FLY PAPER FROM FLYING A.woman measures the joys of her youth by the number of her heart - aches; a man by the number of hie headaches, & Go to the lemon-grove, thou Scholarette! Consider its fruit and be cautious, For no woman with BRAINS hath ever plucked a peach in the * Garden of Matrimony. All the world loves a jollier. & WE SHouto Worry! WE ARE ONLY SUMMER How to Choose Your Occupation}, - SUBLETS The Duties, Chances and Salaries in Various Lines of Work By Celia K. Husik——— Copysight, 1018, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), ago in order to make room for a store.” Toa thrifty English- accustomed to slow-moving, sprawling London, this seems ‘ag In a measure it i#. No city in the world destroys so much fealth purely for conveniénce or caprice as New York. The New : declines to walk out of his way to find anything or anybody. ‘waate to do his banking in one street, his shopping in a favorite - his ‘theasre-going within limite of a few blocks. Business, convenience must crowd to the spot to setve him, He sto seek them out in distant quarters. house worth half « million dollers is carted away like a pile o f brick the moment the New Yorker finds it agreeable to have his tobacco shop just there. New York is to an extraordinary 8 city of privileged sections. The self-indulgent New Yorker | made them privileged because he wants what he wants not only jon but where he wants it. Houses crumble, wealth dissolves, jump and tremble at his whim. —_—_—_—_—_—— What wad Wullie’s day ha’ been wi'out Andy! —————-—_—_——__— A $5,000,000 LEAK. . . ROLLER PRENDERGAST has interested the Mer- |. Chante’ Association in « bill which he has prepared for the er abl ford we had a dining club to which all the tiptoppers belonged.” “And little Jenk! Health to Jenkins!" cried the exuberant Johnson, who found interest in Driggle’e anec- dotes of high life abroad, ‘Waiter, can't you see Mr. Jarr wants you to bring another bottle of wine? Don't de PAAAAAABAABAAAARAAPBAAABABAAAAABBAS Mr. Jarr Plays the Dual Role of Genial Host and Easy Mark and leave him in hock for the bai- ance!" suggested Jenkins, if he begrudges what hi “Oh, not wt all. He’ ing!" sald Driggie. Coppington—now gir Harry Coppington PAALAAAAAAABAPABAAAAAAAAAABBAAA BABA Jerr will be fussing here with the wait- er for half an hour.” “But we'll finish the wine frst,” said Driggie, “No use for Jarr to have it al.” And after congratulating each other on the happy thought of ail having dinner together, they sang “For He's 12.—Photography. GROWING business is at all times! A Profitable to take up. Photos- raphy fs one of these. The de- mands for good photographic work to- day are steadily increasing. The line of moving pictures alone requires dally the services of many able photogra- Dhers, both men and women, competent to do good work. The enthusiastic amateur photos- rapher can hardly make a mistake in entering this field with a view of mak- ing it his life work. In order to do that successfully he e@hould possess (besides a love for the work) artistic Perception, s quick, accurate eye, and should be patient and painstaking. The lagter is of great importance in working AN details and in retouching. ‘The best way, usually, to learn tl art of photography {s to apprenti oneself to & successful photographer. An earnest desire to learn the work in all of its details will here find its re- ward. Some photographers pay learn- ere during thelr period of study, while others do not. It is always advisable to take up some special branch of photography after the regular routine of the work has been mastered, There are several important branches to choore from— Portrait photography, scenic photogra- phy, Interior photography and others. * To specialize in only one of these fields of photography is ofen the wisest course to pursue, for few can master successfully all of them, There is no special system of pay for photographers. loosely organized, and there is much diversity in income, hours of work, and other conditions, Usually the pay ranges from fifteen to twenty-five dol- tare per week. Good, competent work- ers can earn much more. The suacess- ful photographer with a good Bustuess head will do very well to go inte busl- Rem for himsel& Here, particularty, ais own efforts and abflity: will count in bringing the returns. ° 1 can personally give an instance ef young man with natural ability in this ne who started working at $8 per week in a studio. Alter twelve years of hard work he has developed @ business that pays him more to-day than $10,000 aa- nually. rt To the amateur photographer, there- fore, as well as to others who have ability in this direction, photography offers & good field full of many possl- bilities end excellent opportunities. pecial session of the Legislature to institute a central pur- bureau for the city. After the Department of Finance had fhily investigated the, methods of city buying the Comptroller that city supplies are purchased by one hundred and twenty agencies without any central supervision or control and B & waste of $5,000,000 « year. The Merchants put their own tants on the job and the latter fully agree that a purchasing A ought to save the city at least $5,000,000 yearly. President \has written to Gov. Sulzer asking him to recommend the sd measure to the Legislature, | The desirability of such a central purchasing agency for a city ‘maneges to te robbed of $5,000,000 a year merely while shopping its supplies, needs about‘es much argument as the d bility of F pwnd a ne this own cash drawer. Why is it that the aD mi people has to rub along with less system " @omuon sense than it takes to run an apple stand? bai ae kaa be ey can PAY;for a din- ‘ ner, but it takes good fellow to ac- cept an affront as Dick Johnson took the crack Ed Jarr made about his dip- angry, Ed. The stupid fellow didn't catch yor iv Mke catching the now fohnson's eye, and catching it and hard. re, go light, you fellows!" oald with mock jocosity, ‘I'm about all in, financially," “It would be @ good joke to run the ‘bill te than hag him i bacstliaak ‘Gd ade up to more Jerr on * gaid Johnson, the cash- since he has come into his title, you know—etand a treat for a hunt break- & Jolly Good Fellow” in honor of John- son, because Mr, Jarr had hurt his feelings previously, Then they sang it to Jenkine for hav- ing suggested the dinner to offset the ingult. And they gave of it finally for Drigs had said he'd ¥ ‘ outen , he witness, GB easily, ‘Firs’ thing I know this gemman gwine ask me how to drink « sandwich,"—I'itebumgh » | Chevnicle- Telegraph, pcan el Rea The Military Look. HEN fir Joba French was in command of the cavalry at Canterbury he chanced fast that stood him a hundred quid. Only he went Into Parliament and nev- er paid it.” “That reminds me,” said Johnso: friend of mine has a box at the big roof garden ehow to-night. He phoned me to bring @ couple of chaps and join him. We'll run on, Jenk, and you, Driggie— er, Dut not a bad sort—died. Then they hurried off and left Mr. Jace to settle “The bill is. just $16, sir,” sald the waiter, “L beg your pardon, sir," added the waiter as he Yowed Mr. Jarr out, “but you come here occasionally for our business men’s luncheon with another gentleman. A gent with a red nose and @ gold tooth’. “Yes. His name's Rangle—a neighbor of mine uptown.” “He left a suit of clothes here to- day, forgot it, sir, It’s packed in a box, sir." 4, we should have more of these little office dinners,’ wald Jenkins, the bookkeeper. “We should have them about once a ey . ome day to meet & rather slouching young recruit, ‘Tell me, lat," said the new chict of the General Gtaft, ‘dorm this city belong to your" ‘The military fledgling saluted and blushingty repli fer, “Ph, And he nudged the man doomed to pay the check, The dinner had been of the beet, Driggte, the head clerk, knowing how to order just what was palatable v oriviog teller, rT shall think aboot i all ight,” remarked the bookkeeper. “It's ewfdl—awtul!” enld the cleri, ‘There was © moment's silence; then the errand he. ba! eo who'll get the job!" he chirped, Everybody, woluntary start, “Never mind," aald French, genlally, ‘‘Stralgbt- = youre up, pull yourself together and leek 4s though Ut id,"—Chicago American, He Seen ’Em Before. ‘Ta target practice of a company of tere ritorials the captain swaggered up te the Intest recruit and procested to give iim some instructions about his gun, says Vearon’s - | Weekty, “Ree here, my man, this thing isa rifle, Here fa the barrel, there's the stock, Yo cartridge in here, Now you shoulder, These little 1 the wehts. When you , pall cs little thing, which i Copyright, 1918, by The Prew Publishing Oo, (The New York Evening World), 1.—Water in Food, be willing to wager that there isn't any 7 m ‘our| Water in it, yet it lacke only a very ee ee eee ct three: | little of the two-thinda it had orlsinally —Just the part that was able to evapor- ate through the mildly perous shell while it was bojling. » The food that contains the most water ‘g the cucumber, The cucumber !s ninety-five parts water to five parts of folid matter, M remarked that John- son was surely a good sport to forgive the remark Mr, Jarr had made. foods that we eat, the sort that appear or “juicy” to us, must be large- ly water, But we do not realize tl every bit of food we eat contain: great percentage of water—even solids, Flour ts, possibly, the food thal contains least water; and yet twelve parts of flour out of one hundred are water. yATune 14,1775," Battle of Bunker Hill. + | shouldered negro was in the witness chair, q ds an’ then," said the witness, ‘‘we all went water. Strawber: And oo it was he walked away, minus | down in the alley an’ shot a few cmp." water. Apples are 8 per cent. ‘a¥ his money but carfare, but possess-| “Ab,” sald Mr. Clark, swinging ‘bis ¢regiens rely, ‘Now, al, I want you to address potatoes are three-quarters water. ing Fa iy B Ba da Aa dineics ‘No matter whether you drink many $ re ‘the witness, rolling bin said Johnson. A raw ess appears slightly watery. In| @lasses of water each day or not, you "ve had some coach-|reality the exs | . | can't help taking @ certain quantity into . “Addreas ai,” “A birch canoe and Phoebe, too, When it is hard Already there to welcome you." Romantic Rosalind Qa @ By Ferd G. Long ft imprudent for eo old @ gentleman to give out such suggestions. te look at, but mighty ticklish to sit In, We h canoe tipped over when he shifted a chaw of OH JOY! OM RAPTURE! ‘OM HAPPINESS MUNE!: Tr TARLIS MY SPIRITS THROUGH OH ,CRASH MY HEART You WONT THIS BE Fine! merce SLASH !, four-fifths per cent. And we'll drink your health!" “And let's drink a Driggie, Eequire, lat knows how to order a ‘ith to Ronald asked thundered Mr, Clark, your business? A clerk, “No, ait," was the reply DAUMTED by the recent cold spell our talented poet, William H. ‘Trucsdale, bursts into a sweet song of summer in an effort to per- _ @aede us to go somewhere cise, The frst lines follow: { ae emoke cigarettes. patch of any of our neighbors, and the highest and ugticst wali in town around his @eems to be a Rockefeller tnstinct to build @ fence around every- @ of them is on the inside. Hubber has written and printed a book about fot about them, having been here when about how he became deputy judge, &o. im and Jay, |. ¥., ia to be at the Holly House this sum. & piece of old blue china is vorth, end CAPTURE! SALIND, THE TO NTHOUT~ LET'S Oo FOR A RIDE,