The evening world. Newspaper, June 16, 1913, Page 15

ESAS Wi snpe We Disily agazine, Monday, June 16, cerveae et’ LISSEN- WHEN MY LITTLE BROTHERS GET BiG Hey ARE ALL ONNA TE POLICEMEN, THEN dn {F YA DONT WATCH UT, NE WILL ARREST Nour Be a Trouble-Killer! t is the Very Finest of Sammer Sports. By Clarence L. Cullen. Copyright, 1013, by The Prem Prbiieding Co, (The New York Evening Wort Ms about five per cent. of all ful natures can and do become gloomy and saturnine and grotesquely pessi- mistic when billous. Most of us know that causes them| from first hand experience—which !p & to brood—even| polite term for self-knowledge—how though the brood-| completely hyenaish a human being can ing can do them | be under the grisly, sardonic prompting no imaginable | of a bittous condition, good and may do/ A good deal of the world’s nagsing them a good deal|is caused by billousness on the part of of harm. the nagger. Biliousness can mani The ninety-five! facture more bad temper and peevish- per cent. of u®| ness and trritableness in Probably haven't| than any trouble worth| plaints of the human organism can mentioning. But| make in a year. @ good many of] Also, billousnese can spread a us in this latter| grimler coat of black over the fair crowd imagine that we are burdened | surface of that part of the earth with trouble. Hence, almost any man| which meets our dally gaze than all can be his own trouble-killer. the rest of the second tler of allments ‘The trouble with us is, in all Ikell-| combined. When we are billous noth- ‘hood, that we need a little di ing looks, acts, tastes, feels, smells, reise OF medicine. Billousness is not | smokes, or 18 right. & Serious ailment, medically viewed.| Everything, on the contrary, is dead But it causes a food deal more than! wrong, and irremediably a0. ite share of the menta: misery and t! Nor, when in such a condition and @ownright houndish meanness in the| aware of it, can we argue ourselves world. out of it, It is m physical condition ‘Fhe fiuman being who, when genuine-| and not a psychological theory that ly bilfous, can survey himself correctly, | then confronts us, tm his relation to his neighbors, may| Fortunately for mankind, the billous- exiet. But he doesn’t run in shoals, 80| ness itself is very far from being im- to ‘wheak. “The jaundiced eye" 's an|medicable On the contrary, it yields expression which effectively indicates | very easily to treatment. If it did not, humanity would stop where i and celestial, Jaundice Je merely |" Society ina uustversat nate ot lous: Of sublimated or acute form of| ness could not brosper. The world a iy rege would be given over to Macteriink's Ne of intellectual spiders, Gay Life. Meee NO’ the punated tot rested, “This ts the “T tbs recent mecting in Wastiagton of the| iy, ner ‘American Federation of Sex Hygieve Dr. wo ce lca Weta ot ; Reywond G, Truxbauer of Duluth, said: d he Sram. “At thin meoting we eapecially oppose ay vat ealnaull plied ington Post, ‘© yee, “Gay life turaa all good things to « wrong we, Kren the telephone’ . Trumbauer emilel and cobtinued: D BRADY, a young lawyer of Washington, “Tlie telephone girl at my hotel told me this E one afternoon took a distinguished Aus- that at dawn there had come a call tralian to the ball game, It was the firt sample of the sport that the famous visitor bed rer seen, but in apite of hie English accent he! took im all the pointe of the game with great he Th volce from Room 213, C. M. Pa S’Matter, Pop?” *3i* hi SSasteeccoes & ie Bis By I CBRRTAINLY WouLD. ALL Youve GOTTA DO 16 TO SAY WHAT, AND LEAVE THE REST To I WANT YA TO GET ME TEN TSROTHERS You Woutd Do ANY THING if By Eleanor Schorer The Fountain of Youth @)}.c2%xttha.} Copyright, 1818, ty The Pres Pubtishing Os, (The Now York roning World), COULD dite myself in te neck!” Connie bit the words off viciously. “What's the matter now?” Duy any One a weddin’ present! my “About @ week after T° met him We that th’ grand hypnotize him ‘gtand passion,’ &o,! hte! didn’t ‘what you wanted?” “Huh! Catch more'n I expected to! peet low, an’ I epend lower, Ah’ I found what I wanted, too. It ain't to buy @ weddin’ Present—that’s all. An’ all the stores de full uv white ribbons an’ ‘Bride's Month’ they all call it in their i a 5 ik z g at e [ 'N the Fountain of Youth are buddi -Love—Lifeo—Joy—Fame—Ambt- tion—Success. And the lovers, woking deep into the fountain, behold the reflections of themselves in a circle of radiant light; as the effer- veecent sprays in the fountain centre ooze from a heart too full of youth, The sprays reaching their uppermost height tumble back into the pool, and they make the bubbles ehoircle the heade of the wondering pair. Two Outcasts stand at the edge and look envyingly into the sparkling, cool depthe, One te named “Sorrow” and the other “Death.” Shere te no room for either in the Fountain of Youth's dreame. ELEANOR SCHORER, | i | if H i it fer a evenin’ | H Fy Hi 8 i i a i . j 4 f he "t know where I was,’ *—Wagh. | PFomptnem and before tt wee all over understood Dergay life that cvste America over alx billions | forse ptm! ‘da’t where bona fy " Tn the ninth inning, with the score tied, Dan hie leat, eave the Cleveland Plain Dealer, But presently he stagsered along the etreet and or 80 an’ he tekes yuh out. quite tell whether he's Joo! or @ome other dict on th’ landscape! I got time enough, I ain't goin’ to become a charter member uv the Bureau uv Encumbrances fer @ couple to her for come expression and che euddenly exclaimed: | met a poticemas, “What's wrong, my friend?’ the kind efficte tmquired, Hl i tf i st 38 a8 | “I've been robbed of all my money,” stammereg Hi 8 H epringing Bis bat and British ao- yelled out: ‘What did he do that fort Mow wicket !"—Popular Magasine, z “All your money? Look again,” 1 ain't got 0 deliee,” Whereupon the policeman burt into tesm and ried th’ Fisherman. I 1 think him, reel concentrated, I'll be happy to By John A. Moroso IA EY 0 ees ge *g z “I say, father, xclaimed, “don't There ts no need of ‘fidbi: They were lighting their olgarettes SYNOPSIS OF PRECKDING CHAPTERS, 60 to bothering ove: vital Shipwreck. Pera, Oar liamond. marry 9) ina. Tierney man oh | oon BM does not love for any consideration Moamisn"Ltle eh whatever. » Th his Not sh the acgualotaee ot fluen Wllse:-* to thie Ketan iad ta” a els lure of wealth I iinet tela on praise, di reas ition, nor even a we, games and ous) al” friendship | Caiveriz, “te hinds a re len Pp J “J for the man in the | named’ vendormce make the mistake of a lovel “Until she is married she can- realise the many complications ani (Continned.) ities involved in the adjustment at THOUGHT I would take an Me with. that of her husband. | 66 apartment there for the Dut love can stand the strain rest of the winter—pro- first year of married life. T vided I can get on ‘will ¢elj you that even love oft: "Get one? Why, of course yut Af it does it never was the| you can get one. You may have the ‘eant. whole hotel if you desire it and it will ly. the woman who does not | interest you," ‘her husband is bound to shipwreck | ‘A corner of it will do,” mer part ef herself, even if the , shall have @ nice place made ready ad ried fe remaina | for you." SF her marie “Thank you, father." “Of course you mean that you want “ ne e with athe apartment for yourself alone?” hand ipanralb eal eat Yo me|@sked Vanderpoel senioi was ap- but her t think I have| Dearing to watch the fantastic shadow | tey €o nol @ance on the ashen hearth as he asked money, I am earning & salary At. to aupport @ wife in moderate| “Vanderpoe! junior took and have good prospects of! giance at the face of his fat! The girl and I are both) “Of course. For myself alone—entirely Do you think we ought to wait he replied, and then laughed We obtain the consent of h jewlue i” — were. 3 “You're an odd lad, I must aay, ur marria: r fo; Agtsy have known each other . “That I ino! nough to be sure that you really had a sweetheart. Ww y ry 1 was always for eseh other. madly, passionately in love." 3 _— He paused. in his pleasant reflections Oe, Ki" writes: “To tt necessary that | 0nd eilired the red embers with the engagement ring should be a dia-| “An, me!” he sighed. “I remember solitaire?” them all, one after another. They were ; fy fact the solitaire Is eo con-! ali beautiful and lovable—angels lerpoel Junior was getting nervous, with all the vagaries of the mind back shape as men are. Tho wircless desorip- mii ike any tion landed the woman in the case and r prints the man who murdered his wife in Lon- You will recall the case.” Richard Calverly . It isn't necea- Just promise me that what adventure it {i 0 Excelsior Cor Bullding ie @ary to get an rete neath the rulas are deposit you know. When T get into that. f 4 Where I'm going to go allly over a little fi 3 glove or a lace handkerchief I shall N° girl should Sopa ey (ied ty have trouble enough I guess.” rving of the Gemitasses when the elder Vanderpoel asked “Please request the manager te let me know the name of the gentleman who occupled this apartment before we Adrian looked at bis father, ouri- re In the pust and th you will keep your honor sacred even if it demands the sacrifice that your T never look upon your Twenty men might walk into an ordinarily furnished room and of the twenty wduld walk out tirely different descriptions through a woman and came near getting him and would have got him had she @ ia one field of activity for been the right sort of woman, " explained Fau- “But look at the glorious young fac ; Women about us; girls of most excel fdsale, are Eeows ty Goh Nent ict family and creatures—many of them asking your poor mother about you all the time,” suggested Vandepoel senior, poking ely ‘fun at his bachelor son, wan @ crook, Spanish Lizzle. as the Countess Perchauteaux, affaire between them, but not the CHAPTER XxX. HILE his fond parent, under the pretense of making him a itt on the thirty- niversary of his birth, fitted up an apartment lor AGrian Vanderpoe! in the old W. moreland, the boy himself was indu: ously but without seeming effort quainting himnelf with the known hi &nd peculiarities of the man who was to be hie quarry, He had occasion to can on Jam ‘Tierney once more, to ask Tierney quel He found trom Tierney that the master yesé had secured such a good start on the police of the great cite the world that many tdlis of large de- Nomination had emaller tis at big banking centres or had been gotten rid of in stock and bond purchases, the stocks and bonds being resold and pay for them accepted in gold or in certificates the numbers of which would not be on record, ‘The more Adr! tague Jeffray, alli a@ woman we “I was told the name, explained, “but have forgotten it, and it annoys me to forget suc. things, The name was @ peculiar one, and for some reanon it struck me that it might have been a name assumed for the of sugsesting importance of concerning his intcrest in business affair as the other kind thia case been what we ci woman, Sir Dick, as we know hi en to it will twirl @ walking stick hot have been so wall prepar quick departure and escape, Ligsle aided in hin get-away, might have tmposed upon would have known nothing of his real character and, blindly, she would have Hrance to hin get-away that brought him here to Head- doclety?” asked Adrian. “Yes,” replied Faurot, best detectives are m ‘Most of them want the Van- 4erpoel name and the Vanderpoel mil- get interested. Now if there was oné that wouldn't have me; A ; one I had to etruggle and fight for, even Gace inn ‘to | iE ote bel go to work in some beastly ‘broker's sparen ‘office for to buy food and clothes such things, then it would be a different matter.” CHAPTER XX. Vanderpoel senior chuckled to him- That was the spirit w? him so proud of this eldest “You need not tell no mollycoddle, my son, ‘es bright with pl I get to wishing t! war for humanity would fe you gO away of picked men, all strapping, lunged chaps I would like to see you at thetr head and put in your hand tae old sword I carried for your country for irs, jione, I can’ born to that @ort of thing and the disguise is ~ torture to them. at all, for they could not fool « butle: “Occasionally comes along auch a man aa the one we are after. probably born to the ways of educated, wealthy and refined people. the case, he does not like to work pic, refined, of th They bore him then ins and then he has sense enough after sinie op his first experience as a criminal to brains a know that the average capable detec- tive cannot hope to reach Into the set understand Mr. that hae built up a wall of social re- Do you follow, Mr. Vander- CHAPTER XXI. Y Dear Mra. Peyton: would be more than glad to have the honor of of our old ac- quaintance of He was would have nd with & woman jaws that interests him, ke for the police their one pom him and al his ow! wealthy and educated, ening against make !t possible to reach moliings, high cases, doors and eo om witheut’s etep- ladder, These range im priee trom, other day and I felt that while you “Exactly that,"” rot exclaimed, "I Tierney has a clue or ® tip, and If he haw something we have not got I wish him well one of the men at Central Oftee who know his work In past years and know that while he has heen nicknamed ‘Solid Ivory’ by the plainclothes men, he man of foresight and good hard sense. He 1s the antithesis of the Sherlock Holmes of fiction and he is successful 18@ ho deals with facta, not theo- jJearned of Mr. Mon- Sir Richard Calver- The new scrub mop will fastidious housekeeper whe satisfactory results from the usual It Je a scrubbing attachment for # handle and can be had with elther or noft bristles at 9 cents, mop 28 > t streaming in his Fifth avenue, He that the man he would find, face and hold in arrest wi ter of detail and @ genius among the es of the world, face flushed with pleasure. He leaned over and presed the back of his father's hand on the arm of his ing room overlookin had Aninhed a hearty breakfast, with many pleasant litt night at the opera and the supper with hie father, but th whatever we disc: i born in him of his French stock, hank you," sald Adrian, It is very interesting.” ‘as about to lead up to the one Weak spot we can ger finding at aome time or another," re- sumed Faurot, puzzed for a chance to break open @ trail we generaliy look for the woman,” Adrian smiled, for it seemed trite com- st “That would be a chance for me, ‘wouldn't it, fathe deen to the Bi ‘8p! h war as a kid and I have tan- gled up in Mexican revolutions in vain. Except for the Boer war there was As soon as I get a good start it seems to be @ signal for the uplifting of the sanctified choir of the atay-at-homes in the noble anthem, ‘Ar- viates stooping or putting the the water Is in the basket. It ts open easily adjusted to the sl Ite manipulation is price 1s % cents, The cook who is so |noyed by her inability to neatly for the garnishings will clate the aluminum ogg alicer that slice an entire egg at one stroke age i H Me tried hin band at the note again And again falled to watlaty himself, She knew he was there, The hend waiter would find out from k, who had found out from the or. waiters would get the news from the head waiter and the other servants get it from them, Peyton's maid would get It as It went wi Mra, Peyton in her E rles."* Adrian, by the time he had fnished With Tierney and with a the clippings «iving what the newspaper aned of the career and pe- erepit, @ mere commonplace mei ‘ally rely upon wy or a aplendid scion of nobility. and in early uf Hu “When we are all sorely te f comfortable In bh ‘ot wo long ago Scotiand Yara man- SPAartment In the quiet Westmoreland to piek up Dr. Crippen because of the woman in the case,” Faurot said, , } “The rest was very spectacular but very {AViting his father to supper after the easy. The wireless flashed out to mid- pera. one of the man ie hands of the police of the governments and cities of the world Bir Dick could fool any iden- tification expert, Tierney sent him to Faurot, in char, of the Bertillon syetem at the Washington Square along the line, The butler announced dinner and that Mrs. Vanderpoel was waiting to be es- corted to the dining room, Father and son left their chairs, waid the father know you better than you think I do. This quiet life in the Westmoreland bas an adventure back of it, bachelor was, how he looked and how wealthy he might be. “My dear Mra, once more, when the He went to U ‘The sandwich fork 19 a new and omme, venient article for deftly sandwich from the platter to they vidual plate, Those of sliver i white handles sal! t ae Randled are (29, Vanderpoel ar. Both were equipping hi. had not stinted tn nd the other of the woman. disguised, the woman passing as a boy. niture, rugs, But women are not as susceptible to a-brac we: changes of appearance in feature and could ures and bric- it that money atrument and placed could mot be trusted. The ey ee er eee