The evening world. Newspaper, June 12, 1913, Page 18

cna sallaanmenaiaeiteneliaaad re 7 TP ren Pee Rt TR Pe ry - ae wer yreeagee oo CITE: Ew oe ‘nin ¢ World Daily Maga zine: Thursday, June 12, r913* ~~ ae ba “The Eve ‘ - pod a | tine mang sees sear Bs ee Tene Semen, Men THis Business Row PROPOSITION = Os TE TT ade CRGO]One Tear. cccrecsocssssanceveow Vesreoseesveneuvees, 80/OnO LS = WOLUME 88.0... ..0vecccesssasessseesseceseessNO, 16,083 ADVICE TO REFORMERS. LL JUNE GRADUATES sallying forth to storm the world wWoald do well to put in their wallets for future reminder « few lines of the sensible advice which President Humphreys gave the graduating class of Stevens Institute. “Beware,” said President Humphreys, “of the professional re- «former and investigator, who is ready to reforin anything and every- thing exeept himeelf and the things in which he is interested. Be aiways on the side of true reform, but do not epell rem with 4 capital R, and do not use your activities in this regard as do many o! the magazine writers and politicians. In other words, try to be an|’ %e CUBINESS, tnseliish worker for the betterment of the conditions around you, antl 15 aa therefore begin with those immediately under your influence and eonteol.” . ‘The country is rocking with the strain and stress of investigation and-tplift. Nothing appeals to half-baked enthusiaem like the faso!- Hating occupation of ectting other people right. In thie democratic Tand, where everybody hae « standing invitation to step up and reform ‘the country as soon as he feels like it, it takes « lot of eelf-denial te refrain and stick to the prosaic task of keeping things in order st home, But that is the place to begin. ‘As bt wa ern nant, 1M MH that follows the tovefever M4 W4 better to shake than be me bones about it whatever: “First reform yourself; then ther = i one raga Yet, anyhow.” ‘Mother’ Versus ‘Teacher’ pe A Probiem That Calls for Sane Soiution if Comrright, 1018, vy ‘The Pree Publishing Co, (Che New York Rrvaing World), | WOMAN'S tears ore love's watery grave, : { The honeymoon te the cream of life, the fret quarrel the thane | derstorm whoh turne tt sour, { ' Nothing strikes auch terror to the heart of a man as a womans © Somehow even HE has an intuition that her love must de dead is too weary and disinterested to “anewer back.” ’ No, Dearie, a tong-drawn-out engagement doesn't help you to under stand one another; it only helps you to deceive one another for a few more months, The Eight Wonders of the World: The first pair Of trousers, the fret smoke, the first shave, the first Aight, the first kiss, the first “head,” the Arat motor car and the first baby. i Should a girl do the proposing? Why certainly, 1f she tants to.-- a> © man can go fishing with a shotgun if he wante to, but he won't catch any. thing. Don't waate time using sudtio' persuasion in order to get a man DP) ton’ you he loves you nowadays. Use chloroform. There are four things in which no man since Adam has shown the slightest originality: Hie clothes, hie sins, his excuscs and Ale lovée-mabing, {heist for variety’s cake, while the polo match 1s on, will some- Body’ please suggest something thet rode better than a centaur? t oo : By Sophie Irene Loeb r TION hi t pone ANT : ; ; BROADWAY MERCHANTS’ ASSOCIA’ as cent a LI TT? Conrrtght, 108, by ‘The Preae Publishing Co. (The Now York Evening Word), 3 i resolution to Police Commissioner Waldo asking that some- WHAT Ise BUSINESS Aver: chal’ the ‘stother: tench | ACOBPTIaS D and act found’ wabents thing be done about the loafers who hang about the sidewalks PROPo SITION ? ella children?” The question te not] Yet, In the face of thle, B motuee : * zt E of Broadway between Thirty-sirth and Forty-sirth streets. One a 3 NG = the children?" but] intereat of tho eh and whe dose tnt ‘Broadway who sells women’s hate declares he is losing § ) / x ; GBHALL shet” | have to change her ORIGINAL ingtiagt customers beceuse'of the geping, ai oh eh ap se doorway. MEN af : , MNOLUDND fen’ 'tet See Pie oe | Another that‘ while trying to rent a store he found so many ™ | ‘ip very reason that #he te a mother. 1: los fers ontienit daily in front of the place that he finally broke off : b, eecrtainty It is paradoxical, to aay the? ) stiations and refused to rent at any price. ; 5 bee ‘The fact that thiol her anlieg sacra the Pevarmetny For » city supposed to rush and hustle harder than any othor 5 as 18 a bone of cen-|why not challenge other mothers whe + om earth; New York holds an amasing population of street idlers who f ‘ j A; tention ‘at present | must of necessity earn their livelihosd appear to have vague dona time. * & horse fall ad z ee: \ All verses” thatthe Smee heroin the eae whore, by | & waterpipe burst, e hundreds of men spring up : Ba complete recogni+ could be nowhere with plenty of time to pat in 8 whole afternoon “ heavy i i a unit In the eosntath i rember In the pursuance Gene e job of watching. In both London and Paris there wh more os ie not ENTIIEL ACcepted am tof ote, meno tue of the mete wre ig New York, There, however, they take to parks and secluded places. : keep the mother at home in the days| does she want to fill it? of yesterday, when home was the only| Is whe fit for the need? Can she de place for the woman who would be|the work? healthy, wealthy and wise. EFFICIENCY In the thing! OODESEEDEOOSEEEE CALEREEEEEOEDEEE OOEEOSOOEEESSSSS: a . But we are living in the HERE AND] A mother should not be barred from NOW, wien stx millions of women are| the cafling of a teacher on the grounds Mr. Jarr Is Right Bravely Rescued = [xor, yi» 1 muom ct reentrant uate om oan By a Good (if Wabbly) Samaritan «icc we the tactorr, toe omee| worn. eT” te worse and the store. 1¢ marks discrimination in a position 99889999909 S99SSS 9908990899 90990000: id And in these places the query “Are|where whe should be HPELPPD instead © quaintance-when one is sober, Mr. )Casuel ‘acquaintances) had paused to king's alone, from turret to foundation you a mother?’ would be a foreign |of hindered. hard “ * on a 2 Jarr murmured that he had some busl- | form ¢he nucleus of a constantly grow-, stone; dut the hand of Douglas is his| Westion to ask. “Are you-a worker? ‘The world ts full of substitute teachers » | ing crowd. afd never shall in lendsh ip’ fe the thing. —#ood ones—therefore, a leave of abe “Look attum!" agid Mr. Rangle, shak- he hand of such as Marmion| “Can you arrive here at a certain New York loafers are peculiar in that they prefer to idle on thorough- fares and cOnsplouous street corners where other people are busiest. P : ee would have thought thet our gentle, genial Chauncey would’ go ‘et of bio way et the gangplank to tread on the dove ; POLITE POLO. A’ AMERICANS wil: hope that the International Polo Match, r whih has: began so well, will continue without giving rise sence In.the cause of motherhood shoakt ~'" now ior later to those criticisms of American ov al oF un- hes uy aacrifice time |ing his head reproachfully and slap- Sir Wallerscot, some class, hour? ‘Can you leave at p orriale siney ae see De condoned instead of esm- ee roughness which have unhappily come to be far too with muh Hil’ pal!’ | ping Mr. Jarr fondly on the chest with Can you do #0 much work for ; ‘The parental duty should net be mage ++ A price of livelihood in this age of @atre pay?” Mr, 4 ed a. “Man} And turnii nh sh ir, Jarr saw that his chances to get | the bagk of his disengaged han rning hig back on the greasy These are the rightful questions, and . | and boy, I've served um for four-and-| man, with great dignity and contempt, 4% common after international contests. That Americans have im- Ol ler ‘ cl twenty year, and now um to be turned fed Ofr. Jarr from the centre | the ability to meet them ts the ONE|ness and Justice. is | mensely increased the speed of polo everybody knows. ‘The English, C , ann tide win avon! eclaring loudly his friend | requisite, ‘and, tn considering the place eenerdaa | ‘however, have in later years completely adopted the faster American . t ‘ow, be friends—be friends,” aald the Women lave been calted to these] to the HIGHEST VOCA Ta f meets the American 2948, y,.X%, Pris, Sinante O° : greasy man, ‘He didn't mean it, ,* ex- | pices and have had to learn the work tebe renee otis deep reo 4 gama. The prosent British team, therefore, siege 4 val ahaa plained Mr. Rai fonger |of men in order to compete with men.|it would behoove sn ee with the same style of play. B Mr. Jarr stood looking in ®f Mr, Jurr eal that much @ thing ji boy's halt. They have had to learn work that was] LAW: BI ponegpred Laie pr i ae i r game, ia i ed in silk hate with ping A clothing store window deciding | hadn't ed hig mind. He had an ‘toxicated? | NEW to them AB women. They RAL LAMY: ear Cine eee Be ig not a parlor » nor te it played in i pny Whether he would invest In a tter to attend to for his that invented grape|had to pit their brains and Inst w Nobby Soft Finished Cassimere in dark — | “peng racquets. Still it is, after all, a polite game, and Britons arc vaark ; aeaiarly prone to pride themselves upon their punctiliousness in ob- | "747 At WH, oF 4 cheeterdeld, Weave beats agile ai, erate of i r nd, i % ~ 1eetving tho propristies of any geme they play. Wes aro glad to see | the emack of 2 triendly hand upon hi He aiever hase dalete eas livainee: bet anna cntons cnet | The D ay 8 Good Stories Yat the On of the British team, though he pronounced Tuesday's back and turned to look into the beam- | how without toll and ‘toni ‘muh ptain ’ petalali cas Sita pee bled Wea ee, in” r4 ¢ of his ing face of his friend and neighbor, ———_—_—- game “the taken part in,” went out o! way - creel tte: baad s | Learn One Thing Every Day Holw to Gain a Fund of General Information Nn nnn nnn AAA RA RAR ARADO RD ARRD PD ODD DOOD DODO ODODS not, nelther does ft His Pathetic Tale. shine anf, a oon eof et tag ag that 1 am,” repiie® Jim sp Gly at Mise Wary man's may ti a Lapierre arta ero rege ‘ond set if 1 got ome to my Ube S naughty!” cried Mr. ruant from schoo!!" fayed from his *¢o say that the American players were “perfectly fair” and that “the foul crosses which penalized them « point and o half were not inten- 4 himself from chrortnaes, at bes espseenion G14 208 | TTT gee," reaponded the other, “what Mag of ‘et . }, onre od “tional.” Whoever wins, it is particularly to be hoped that the whole | tainting into the window by throwing Copyright, 1918, by The Wrew Publishing Co, Ute New York Evening World), coften tm bog ry ay phony . Gererament tot smu % © our feet ss d's © match can be discussed without a suspicion of covert reflection upon | both arms around Mr. Jarr. Then the} 4—THE CRUST OF THE EARTH, | and tar vetween, So mont of the chans-| And he dragged Mr. Jarr into the AS a me, 2 eee) St ae - two of them nearly fell through the carth 8 @ ball, with a cold crust | !ng of the earth's surface ts due to the| centre of the street and introduced him ; ‘1 @ heated, prowably molten, | constant wear of the water, It is a/to the policeman, who regarded the | 5 ty | Saturday Rvening Post, !" laughed Mr. Rai . This is proven by nat-| great factor in the transformation, be-| whole proceed! " . : aa oe by the gleam In his ey: ural hot springs, volcanos, &, At one | cause besides wearing away tram, with , : D Took No Chances. his cheek and by the been more or | ries the loose material from one spot to| “And now,’ . —_—_—_—_—— ORRTAIN man, who lives srance of spirits breathed upon th y hot, both In- | other and deposits it. they reached “a town in North Jeney, Mr, Jarr was pained to observe his|terlorally and on the surface, | Because we have seen them dig and | go What He Would Like. He ‘ wot only long and friend and neighbor was somawhht; As it whirled through space, through | blast in one spot for months we imagine | have a family. Shame, shame! But for aE has a face and complerion ¢hat either more than slightly under the influence | centuries of time, the crust gradually | that the crust of the earth is Limitless} muh you'd been drinkin’ inoMsh hours.” T of | sky yellow sor cay ether cles f t h e P 1 of Mauor, cooled. This caused a contraction or in depth, ‘This js not true, The crust and this one was contributed by Benator| wit! attune to. L e t ters rom ecople “Jupt the lil’ playmate I wanna see!" | ahrinking. ‘The once smooth aurface be- of this globe, on which live, com- « ‘nd while waiting for tim. te ; ‘ 4 ” gurgied Mr. Rangle, ‘Two little pals} came much as the outelde o° a shriy- pared to the bulk of it, is about equal | wi acquaintance, ‘the manners of American sport. Bee Six hundred million dollars {s spent yearly by Americans on music—“of all noises,” s0 Or, Johnson would have ft, “the least " i Kitehy Koo! Kitchy Koo: eled apple looks to you. Thus the | to the relative size of a sheet of thin | reckl ay . “Where Are You Going?” the high coat of sere fe we ‘There {s nothing 80 embarrass: mountains and the valleys were formed. | paper pasted on the surface of a very.| And Mr. Jarr returned to work, his toned, “Well, ‘What te the meaning of the Latin * [to be clutched by an inebriated ac-| Giant upheavals are, fortunately, few \targe watermelon! yy intact and no new clothes. " exclaimed one of the patr, | caller, efter conversing matnates, Ri Quo Vadiet” Ro. . vs 2 a Instead of replying oy turned aside the thoughtfulty dung hie head, “You baven't answesed me," emilingty persisted the caller, “Aren't Gu going Go Gell me whet you think of met "No, ma Vemee Oe youguer, “Do 7 suppose that 3 erent o Temngt*~oeatebee phis Gelegraphy. I Natural Error. OT mate te ker a “Mo, dr; that ts 0 tenéemge,* ap > piled the artist Gaughtliy, “That sq Meh eum oat” aera rane we xe —— x Beany and the Gang 3% #4 javmety.| BY BY By P.L. Crosby # Yous laie of intemperance, Judge Marab remaring to the detendant: ‘If what your wife says i true, 1 chee imagine you to be @ rather dtbulous pertes,"” “Bibulove: }.Ab tee 30° pahdon, au, but dat wiag know me mn’ ‘hout' de Bible dan mah sigan’ '” ‘ bi a tallean’ what's