The evening world. Newspaper, June 5, 1913, Page 18

. The B ehe . oo ESTADLASHED oe JOSEPH PULITZER. fo Pape 7 gpa Company, Nuw. 63 to reside an Park Row, i miTAW. We treasure nt park Now, OR, Jr, Secretary, 63 Park Row, at ral Poy gtOte at New York as ing | For ten for the United Staten and Ganad ‘Dat Ex iy ra ay ly. jase Mat! ne Sonainent and All Countries in the International Postal Ui WE SHOULD We ( Copyright, 1018, by ‘The Prem Publishing Co, (The Now York Evening World), HE average man appears to regefa a marriage license in the Nght Of @ chauffeur’e license, which gives him the privilege of “running” @ woman. But then the average girt te apt to regard it as @ Gop Noense, which entitles her to keep @ man on a leash, "1AM CONTENT" AS TO THE MAYOR. Mayor would turn andy rend the A eritie ined his pet Police Commissioner was a foregone conclu- Curiosity was only as to what new high notes of “btapeetive insult his famous gamut of iraecibility would produce. tation was reasonably gratified. But the Mayor’s “statement” e than angry scolding at those who dated to assail his protege. in reveals a permanent and gravely significant state Me mind in ‘the Gity’s chicf executive, It shows more clearly than ever an almost rabid ditonahaniton _n the Mayor's part to ignore the sentiment of gopd citizens eoncern- + Hig one of the most important departments of their city government. -Attorney Whitman and the Curran Committee are vicious What most people think about their work the His one thought is to Ales, the men are becoming dear me, SOMEBODY'S got to be shy and clusive in order to kecp up MB Somehow, the fact that you know a man would have made you stterty miserable 42 no consolation for not having married him. “Keep continually falling in love, and you'll keep .eternally po says @ philosopher. But, alas, the average man spends only one-quarter of Me life falling in love; the other three-quarters he spends in crawling out No girt cares to be loved for “beauties of the intellect,” alone; ett; ‘end useless meddlers. no girl need Wve in the harrowing fear that she ever will be. 10% /Meyor either does not know or does not care. Sbelito it and throw mud on it. , “While I have been working and brooding over some of the oY « fargest things afoot anywhero in the world, I have found time to work t “ -out some large reforms in the Police Department.” There is the police scandal, as the Mayor chooses to seo it—crushed in the halon of his august hand. What he has done is supremely satiefac- tg What anybody else has attempted is either wanton mischief or 4 man of judgment would shudder at the thought of eating ice cream with hie lobster; dut, at this time of the year, he will not hesitate to fart with two girls, in the same hotel, at the same time. A woman's heart te like a frame, which holds only one picture et @ time; @ man's heart te like a biograph, with a change of pictures at every: No, Dearie, Sotomon didn't really appreciate “woman's infinite wart: z ety.” It takes a man who ie tied down to juet one woman to do thet. % Mhe fact is the present Mayor of New York is hot far.from a F ‘potnt of irritable, Napoleonic gelf-sufficiency at which there can be is not his handiwork, nor for any \ official that is not « faithful and self-effacing admirer, toiling for You can break a modern man's heart in fifty-seven different placer without even making a dent in hie resolution not to marry. When All the World Is a Big Tiaystoung By Sophie Irene Loeb © “tho room for any department THE HOG HIGHER UP. annual how! at the cussedness of the “end seat hog” is It is proposed to prod him with ordinsness sharp enough to make him “move along.” That 38 & superlative nuisance of street car travel in summer everybody But why not abolish him by removing the cause of him? Why mst New Yorkers be squeezed year after year into the 14, out-of-date type of open street cara? The seate which run the entire width of the oar are so close together that passing highly uncomfortable even when everybody is sccommodating and Why not cut en sisle through the middle of these vars, leav- seats on either eide and requiring passengers to enter from is common enough now. The ‘Copyright. 1913, by The Prem Publish iag Oo. (The New York Brenig World), (REATHES there the man with @oul #0 dead who neve "Jouder then ever this year. to |that two-weeke’ outing. most ef us there &re no more magic ‘one of the great | 704. whole year lost forward to the the and of the car? This etyle of Gar it of ewinging on and off open care slong the entire length is and inconvenient. Many cities have done away with it. York Railways Company shows né eagerness to supply @vablededk-cars. Let it do something to improve the old ones. on the street railway companies will do more ALPABSBAABABPAABSABIAARABAABIAAM AS Jarr Brilliantly Sidesteps From the Frying Pan to the Fire frerrrrverererKrre reer errr errr err re floor, he “took i om the lammister.” That is, he hurried away himself. “You were being escorted to the mest- ing, I eee!” cried the fat man. “Won- derful fellows these hotel detectives. They knew every Give in this great we Ground. And if it 1en't tt dhould be, Ket, to a great number, there is the question where to ge and what to do, @ince it i# thie guestion that either MASIEA or MARS the ONW period that ee ar of te pat ian faying to Vnige the hog in the pilly Mr. The Fe “crewa" Mr, Jere, This method eonaists of thrusting a bulky chest and stomach against the suspected inétvid- pal and advancing steadily. It usually Fesuite in the Undestrabie giving nd. And elmply with a suave or For, in the element of living, wha! cures one kill another. This rule holds good in this matter of recreation. There are those of us who jove the Quiet of the country im preference to the gayety of the seashore, or the re- Bose of the hr ci te that of the with an energetic shove pushed the house detective against the grill work of the elevator door, Had Mr. Jarr deen shabbdily attired his fesohite defense would have constituted aveault in the hotel detestive’s mind. ‘And Goubtiess that worthy would have @rewn hie slungshot and “beat up the Boob.” LEARN TO SWIM. OLLEGE STUDENTS, like those atColumbia, who fafl to got @€plomes because they have not learned to ewim, naturally regard it at hard lines, but it may have the happy effect of them later to urge that useful accomplishment upon their MAspring. The Chinese have a classic tale that bears on the care. SObinese physician having failed to produce improvement in a the relatives of the latter lay in wait for the doctor after one his cells and threw him into the river. Not being able td swim, was saved only by the lucky chance of a passing boatman. When acing look—ae the case seems call for—the person not wanted in the hotel ere that looke shabby and seems frresolute) is more or less ely dacked out « the place, rer ‘Therefore, Rae ee ie thing pleasing in the short space allot- ted to us to put away care, And yet often in the LOOKING FORWARD and “May I ack whom I have the pleas- ure of addressing?” seked Mr. Jarr. For he eaw it was @ case of mistairen identity, bet he wae Gesperate and re solved to let events take their course, “I am Frederick Fostick Futts,” said Mr. Jarr wae meditating “creating a acene” right here, when fortunately for the pence and quietness (Croesus, the door of the and the two fell half way A @out, perspiring man clapped Mr, Jarr by the erm and erled: « “Welome, Mr. Bannister! ee detective dasn’t “puta Maia ¢ on the eink.” In other words, no techatesl assault can be proved should « mistake te made ae will yoann occasionally, and @ dam- Comrie 39) 3, v2 a.m ete hotel detective, gave Mr, Jarr “the dicks tap.” 1» @ touch on the ehoulder, And be watched the effect. For a hotel detective often hae been wes. nothing tna ee Here are & tew ‘“ion'te” that may hy ani elusive as hunted deer! Buh > = te? G Don't skimp and eave ail the yea fer Don't epend fevered heurs ever clothes that you dent generally wear, Don't choose a gince above your Don't go to & trange place-whese-et- tractions you have not investigated, . Don't apend your time toching bead ee casey wees cecum Don’t geecty stout your feslow wied> Wonlets, The aoon may dhine aime Rigm on TOU. ‘ Lastly, don't take yourself er these adout. you too seriously, for it te = }, time for all. And know this: et IF YOU HAVE HAD 4 G00D IT 18 BROAUSE YOU WAVE BROUGHT THE GOOD TIME WEF mittee hes gent me gor you!" “Bucuse me, cir!’ cried the hotel de- tective. “% didn't know you was @ right shabby about Mr. Jerr, except that his yegained the bank and hurried home he found his eldest boy, who ectiar rose up at the back of hie neck. yee to follow in his father’s profession, poring over a medical volume. |, #@lon,” seid the old man, “throw away that book and learn swimming.” ‘The stumbling blocks of one generation becowhe stepping stones fee for ‘the good of #. With his training of omntpotence of police anny le inculcated a bellef that martrind {9 divided into twe ciasses: those eo feeble minded that they 2 the “wise me” those who “I don’t get you, bo,” ené@ Bogan, tor . Jarr was wandering through the hotel without a hat, “but I think you's etter lammister.” The Man on the Road Dy & T. Balin, Copyright, 1918, ty he Prem Pultiching Co, (The New York Gvening World). The Hedgoville Editor. etters From the People By Folin L. Hobbie ‘You, tin shields and proceeded to arrest every strange automobile that went thesigh 1H men who tunnelled into the marae ie See mane ogee 1018, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New Yor Grening World), LD FORK eaye that things are not like they ‘were in the good old days when a wife wae willing to let her husband do thinking ¢or her. Bither the oity or private associations could Gonate thé trees, flowers and ‘What are the respective areas of|shrubs to beautify the yards and aloo, + cipal arene (United Kingdom) , if necessary, the them, In all parts of this city there are pnough backyards that run in a straight ine through the block to make the plaa | promptly pl: feasible and inexpensive, Nobody need | work upon fence torn down. ‘The | right forearm under Mr. Jarre chin and nd |then, as his head went back, stepping ey lon Mr. Jarre instep with nie heavy- | Se it wee, he thought it best eimpty Ete eevee en coe Béany and the Gang #4 ¥% ~THOPE NOTHIN’ HAS APPENED TO THE KiD- 1.D0'ANY THING FOR Am “Area” Query. ome athe Wend: . WROST eays that the man who carries his religion only on Bunday te apt to die on a week noting on « gang out in Cat. acter reading had its effest en the house cago thet tried to tunnel into my rol," Of Mr. Jarr hed Seen awed or polite thie bullying bowncer would have 'e@ @ome brutal strong arin “I wes putting out agents, and some of the gang drifted along my way look- Sane vay of the German Rmpire (in Burope) ts 208,830 square mil: Kingdom of Great Britain hae Gm eres of 121,391 equare miles, Texas's te 266,780 aquare miles, For de- eee World Almanac, Is The Werlé Almanac. {Be eo Fetter of Tho Kveaing Worta: _ Where can I got a lat of Brooklyn banka and the rate of interest ‘8 No controlling the man who guesses right through ignorance. T 10 gate to tell @ woman the truth im, much as thrusting hie about anything but herscit, wise and turned them down, Dancing, I have found our speaker of, Prof, Bannie! | went out $o the suturbe and hired a por esealyiwd re ae Fea real estete office, Atting it out on the In: are times tn every woman's ‘when ahe believes that she ts meeeeeee OA aly, She Geet AWYDPR RASP gays there {s nothing hurts him ang werse than being acoused, wit now address you on t! ‘Hes, the Dance Manta Gapped Our] evaienern. pian. “Then they bought themselves some By P. L. Crosb , are given permission to do so. So@s Patice of The Bening World ‘Wlere ta my solution of Ahe horse deal : cost of one horse in $100, TWONOCR WHERE OSEY. 1S ?. 1 THINK .HEY, MIGSEY! PASS THE HAT AROUND TO THOSE MEN AND TELL THEM WERE TRY- ING TORAISE MONEY FOR BASE-GALL SUITS each in $200, On one ly approve A your ‘ea\torial newer sections of the van be immediately put tion, 1 think, by simply the fences which sow diy yards,.thus making them into one mind, “OF course, the mu- | thorities cannot compel own- this, but public sentiment ‘many of them to see the $0 chilésee. The stranger would head of the gang, a nan with fron gray nh cheeks, and would be fined twenty dollars for epeeding. “Business wae very brisk with and they fairly colned money, strange auto that passed through town was stopped. They began a hundred doiers cash oan and send part of ft ack by mail, those arrested 414 not own tye they drove and left them tn the of the fake sieuths rather than fine. “In this way they secured autos, And things were pretty aot te Lull tee we umbretia men. “They tried to ‘do’ a typewriter man out of three dollars, one @ayment on the machine he wen nithing them with. He got ‘sow es led around. ‘The gang got seven FeRre ‘and spent their roll’ trying to Geae'@e | “It I am going to be dishonest @ @ not Kolng to be for a small emeumyr j Put in the umbdre@la man. | ‘You had better change your tin then. I've had some rew ones put.ovar on me during the rainy seasom,” td | turned the HU abe man. ‘ “Wheat waa the cause of Mapetecate | defent at Waterloo?” “Hie epliball refused to break? Pe gen the star scholar, “Exowe mm ma'am; the Prussians got up the French relnfercerpents Courter-Journal, =” | DREAMING OF vin 9° Aoenaslaell | | i