The evening world. Newspaper, June 4, 1913, Page 18

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Wednesday. June 4.1913 - : Gbe SE sac. Can You Beat It? @ s'stth=, @ By Maurice Ketten ||The Stories of SSTABLIGHED BY JOSEPH : nr TONtY DRINK ONE GUMSS br CH PAGHE : Ope Ta 0 = N an I iy ert Payson lerhune’ “i, Rew, SIX MINT JULEPS, 4 MONTH, FATHER. Copftight, 1913. by The Prea Publishing Co. (‘The New York Evening World), z In A YEAR FATHER 31.—-UN DINE, by Baron de la Motte-Fouque. ‘ ULDEBRAND, an Austrian Knight, lost his way in the forest, and i as evening fell he rapped at the door of a fisher's hut. The Wovel’s | inmates were an old fisherman and his wife and a wondrously® autiful girl named Undine. "a Undine seemed to the enamored Knight more like a spirit than a mere girl. Her beauty was almost unearthly. And her gay wilfulness and (esy, Destuous temper eeem@ to show utter absence of soul. A MUNICIPAL NOONDAY BAND—WHY NOT? New York wants to ceo what e municipal band is like it hes to import one from Havane. The playing of the Ouban musicians in Central Park last Sunday pleased every- body who beard them and set many to wondering why this city should not have « bend of its own. Park Commissioner Stover says he means to “look over the situation and see what can be done.” “Becirg what can be done” is the Park Commissioner's Jong suit. Jor three years he hes promised lovers of park music en orchestral As & matter of fact, ehe had no soul. She was a water sprite. & | creatures could attain a soul only by marrying some mortal. With its view, Undine'’s parents had left her in babyhood at the hut door, carrying | away tn her piace the fisher couple's own daughter, Bertalda. i Bertalda, by the way, had grown to womanhood and had had a mil@ love affair with Huldebrand before he met Undine. The Knight fell hopelessly in love with the bewitching Undine, a love open-el: equoerte. Last he made \ DRINK WING. that she more than reciprocated. A Loewy? Lede epeattieg theo cael povitiea to improve the Md ONLY wit ‘As @oon as the saci he oe ad been spoken 0 * (great fuse over chossing the design and promised the pavilion should DINNER. fo) PE 2 iT a prridestoom by. the Breet ere nature be redy this ccqeen. ‘There is no cign of it. The Commisntoner is Day of a Soul, § Wiituincss gave place to gentleness, Instead of « heartless ; Cll “cociag what can be done” water sprite sie was a loving, obedient wife. And from. that moment Huldebrand found her leas and less attractive, Kubledorn, a water spirit, her uncle, foresaw trouble for his beloved niece, And he grew to influence kept her husband from actual harm, but Kuhleborn was forever menacing him and seeking to do Bim injury. On thelr way fron, Sthe fisher hut to Huldebrand’s castle of Ringstettin the Knight and Undine stopped for a time at Vienna, There they met Bertalda, And Huldebrand speedily fel) under his former nweetheart's influence. Gentle Undine wae not Jealous, but bore meckly,her husband's neglect. Yet she waraed the 4 Knight for his own sake that Kuhleborn would avenge any insult or harshness to herself by taking her away from him, ' ‘The water aptrita were without power on land. To prevent them from ta- truding on her husband's peace Undine even sealed shut the fountain tn the courtyard of Ringstettin Castle. day as Undine and Bertalda were boating on the Danube River with jebrand a coral necklace with which Bertalda was toying fell into the h @, thinking to please her rival, murmured an incantation and drew ter @ wonderful pearl mecklace to replace the lost ona. . uldebrand, in fury, denovnced her as @ sorceress and shouted aloud that he wished he had never seen her. At once Undine was drawn away from hi ey ; ‘The ides of @ municipal band shoul! not be allowed to drop. ‘Tho usefulness of sach a band need not be limited to civic parades or Central Park. In the principal equare of Berlin, during the noon hour of every day, o big band plays for thousands of working people Who gather from surrounding offices and chops. Music of this eort fe one of the best tonics for tired nerves. Harvard students are now finding brief concerts given et intervals through the day in the colloge Sop walighgtne frum bore wel ton Atech orecy & a band frem noon one every day ti im City Hell Park for the benefit of the thousands who come out of ig the caves and canyons of lower Manhatten for luncheon and « breath | of air, might well prove ene of the mest popular institutions this city i = sqver fathered. Tollers would go beck to their jobe stimulated and i e Y | invisible hands and vanished into the river. \ ONLY TAKE The Knight was for @ time tnconsolable. But at last he 80 far recovered from his ¢rief as to ask Bergaida to marry him. Undine appeared to Huldebrand to " SPoonFuL Ole warning him to keep away ¢rom any river or fountain, lest Kubleborn's wrath erwhelm him, On the day of the wedding Bertalda, without consulting her bridegroom, ordered the seal taken from the fountain in ‘The White the castle courtyard. As the heavy stone was lifted a ghostly, pectre. white figure rose from the fountain and glided toward the toon where Huldebrand was dressing for his wedding, The horrified servants recognized the spectre as Undine, Through the castle moved the white form, Into Huldebrand's room she came. Winding her arms about the Knight she kissed him on the itps, weeping and drawing him ever closer to her, Then she turned and departed as she had come. When the attendants rushed in they found their master lying dead. From the ground at his side, encompassing his ifeless body, gushed a silvery brook. The Day’s Good Stories ‘# critical! And 1 jest wish you could oop bie He Was Honest. ‘when I bring bis gruel or his broth or the milk -ATCHFUL Mother—It loomed very much | toast, Why, he ain't eatisfled with wot! _ aa though young Mr, Huggins was steel-| Washington Herald, ing a kiss when 1 caw your beatg oo anal een . lose together, e Confiding Daughter—-I wouldn't ret tt Form Versus‘Food. - sane He may bave thoughtlessty embessied FAMOUS humorist says that @ new rich Ted ta) @ Pr PLIBIBIAABSISABSSSSASADATBBBBBAAAAA | 0%, Mor Vm eure he'll repent aad. hase tbs » emt feu a bs of le teed 8 Sanaa cane ‘arrit from the South to act as their eurvimg ' OSes rill Mr. Jarr Is Host at a Reception None Safe. Se a ens a ee ” . wasn't very much to eat it wae brought tevthe aN Tendered to the Trouble Family |“y.z'ta;-00' ie"| Soares“ om 1 must,” said the oy BIAAAAAAAIBIDBIBBIBIBSAASAIBIIIBBIDBS | c002, gary - io | Ree tegeite' 6 tome fe seo across” And he remarked sulkily that] ‘The hat boy had his hat and coat. He|think with our hero was to act—atter |eiint Tine foe teen e ieteat tig oeeating | THT fell yon, lads, Im dia yore house derw's against the rules te send in mes-| hada't even a dime to pay the recovery | awhile. Mr. Jarr remembered that the | goi Jarr would have to| tip, and he was not moral hero enough | professional exponent of the “poultry | mal Stone ae ef motion" in the Myrtle Room, the Bits, ful ¢ Caddi | “a cheap skate” if he got his hat on|Notable Plantagenet, was none other oo ae Scornful ie. hear|the false pretense that he’ would tip.|than the erstwhile poverty ridden phil- Critical. HE golf enthusiast who loves the game bete In short, Mr. Jarr felt like rushing out |osopher poet, Michael Angelo Dinket»r. , 3 ban omdheany Bg belle ag jumping inte the river. But it seo! If only he could get word to Dink-| (VV. LEASE of South Caroline, anvopoe of) |), th san Shei tor te mt flee outs aan to comentt suicide withoat o Lal Feel . kh Sieae agate Of seventy.Ax convicts, eald in Charice. fer the caddie’s stinging scorn, ton: One afternoon a fat man who was straggling @ir, Jarr tnought and thought. To/everything he had, only he never hd| “These people make me feel like old Aunt|over the course made @ particularly tad play ond nothing.” hice. tore up @ large piece of turf with hie mashie, i| With will power, and also by keop-| “Aunt Chice's husbend was f1), and a frizud) Lifting the sod in his hand, the plaser sald tue s ing his head back to hold it down, Mr. | sl¢: fully to the caddie: Domestic Dialogues ‘ Kept the automatic collar in place.| too much ahiftio’ of de dishes fur de fewness of on eround here lately, and I am going to hs a example of you oF none of us will be| 4° "ittles,”--Saturday Evening Post, jas be been iil Yong, Aunt Chie?" “What on earth am 1 (o do with this ‘bout free weeks, ma’am.’ “Ht 1 were you,” the spor ansme This @ him a@ aetiff-necked But ja his Wnees critical!” it up to the hotel to —— By Alma Woodward — Bostonese, alr. Away from t voli * ‘Critical!’ sald Aunt Chice, ‘Well, 1 guess it Times, lack the door of the Myrtle Room _ “lwho had sensed his secret, Mr. Jarr ae, Son Fone ‘Sang Se Ce ey he ies Te jy a thing 7" | ready money, Qtr, boy Motte ase} he Have} 8° it was, as he carelessly fipped the title searched if it was mine, the ashes of his cigarette, he asked On- ‘Mra. G. (pouting)—Now you stop! The| 78 the head hat boy, if there wast plants ‘ll be here in ten minutes, 8o|% Way to get to see.the Notable Planta- a tioned ‘hes wide interest for Americans ae brie heed . Merry uo. Hare are i the tools and | Sone! without having te go into the moment. This one ie as J M. Berri list ywrigh fo living 08, the h . Mr. G (ehrieking)—Tacke? Tacks to| Oswald, the head hat boy, thinking « . British eer is better known and loved in thie country. None hes paid up that corner on ihe Tumber mare Hage od elie gal on Rey Srar uats eee Sean setines. Wien) vich payer = mere inten sess Ee at, Stra! Gr itn any) don't nom | normed Ar, arr tna i he went Gown * Tt has wiowns® cope these days, when. successful novels plays are either ughtful sptke it. I've got some a that are corded algo. It is excellent for soft wilk, it io chareing made of votle or mame quisette and it is very pretty made of fawn or batiste, ‘ voile is ene of novelties of weuson and tMonses’ed that material ate ween. tor to the next floor he would strike the a : . ee Goepair)—Gimme ‘em!|Fetiring room of the Notable Planta- hahaa ti bel een (ticks his head out of tho window.) /senet and his assistant professional dus'ness mi ci anied by several } (@corning the remark)—Oh, Gay, there ain’t anything here to nail it Gancers of the tango tea. chorus girls off duty, but he yet had no—just a LITTLE something. ia ly “There's a give that has me wing opportunity to sise Mr. Jarr up a8 &|Come on, now, alt down and O'R get] "Qi. G (iaytully)-sBilly! You've got| ing.” remarked Oswald, the head hat tipper or a tightwad. you some ice water, #0 you'll get cool, } +A : i ini to nail it to the wood of the window never been equalled. For the author of “The Little Minister” and clean Yet, trays ae ot gently mugeesting—Got any |'0 ell It to, the wood of tee a Ogilvy” and “Peter Pan” a title is « silver leat bee miniature collar| aire, G. (in mild reproof —tvow,| Mr O. acagl nays (a Koad Aza | aoor and get tn, and now he’ 4 i i i t laundries send back with of the real sort. America tends ite heartieat good wishes to Teslon thay leundrieg sen Seat with August, os ss Lae Be who me are, GO Gn diedain)—Well, what if it|to abill through the: back ri ‘ " he knows he'll have to come across a Tames Barrie. oF RD eed Nt A eevee thk ME) Eee weed not, “epee fee hag lok oornee You know ere tae weet got enough braine to) oO me to get his Kelly and it he don’t o hotter. or “spicy,” Barrie has kept sweet for us old-fashioned sentiment and shy humor. His satire is shrewd without being bitter. His serious. ness is genuine, but never oppressive. His understanding of the child that lives on in the heart of every man and woman has perhaps oe. This one ej 1 I'll put such a nick in it it won't he Weapon: My) ‘Mr. G. (defensively)—2 will not! ra G. (Gublously)—"Well, I don’t think |1'll put euch a Biel in OM eee te wi Tardy Propriety. Wwe to know who ever started that|!t's advisable to get too ingenious with /Aoe Sy tM ee Td better wise Site er elerek Letters from the People = It never makes me hotter at} *' hammer with otcom aru vi-|Hogan, the tame bull of this drum. ot al esl, be ey rings.) & member of the Beamed Ceill white wa Mre G. (interrupting inéduigentiy)—-| girs. G. (Joyously)—Oh, there are the kno trimmed with Menkattae Bridge Compfatat. endeavers to board an elevator on the in- There, there! Til let the spoiled child! pants now! (Brings in six geraniums.) | now to shake down a simp." gd oN tant the oar is leaving the floor and whea Ss have H—apd tater he can go to wort.) ofr, @, (turning @ turkey red counten-| pyeite, the Beautiful Cloak Taker, the long sleeves \ tart | ance her ‘way)—Siz plants for that acre- close fitting, 4 ‘onds of reaching It, I wish to state that Now, bring on your job! age! What're you getng to fill the box turned over the letter from an elevator construc: airs, tarekerens’ 6 anes: ben, viev| TEE: Those tor the tor’s point of view is correct in every tently green im hue)—It's only a win. |, Mire @ (gently)—Dirt. August, lssen! the head hat boy, sleeves flare al . detail, The idea of forcing legislation \ Gow box. Seet As long as we're going I thought you could run down to River- ‘word to the ho- For the M-year toward compelling every operator to un- \ te stay in the city all summer, -1|Si4@ Drive with a pall or something and / +4) agtective of Mr. Jarr’s strange ac- pe bern 2 will requite Gores 4h qnamination 60 to bie pet f thought 1t'4 be nice and cheentul’ to| Mg some nice, rich dirt. tions, And although in his, Oewald's, 8 yarde of a clenoy im the operating of an elevator a 4 have a window box of eed gerantume,| MF. @ (ready to explode)—Me! With | aoinion, that the private plainclothes po- 44 inches wide. would be @ grand achievement both to aweul herdy, you know, ana{® pel? Dig dirt? ‘What! licoman wae somewhat of a wooden , eS the public and to owners of office bul ce ava caben, ft uM y)—Well, you could bee, atl he waa astute collar and’ ings. From my own observations of ‘consternation)—Where ry contrasting period of over fourteen years at Nn Gon vs ba +g | Geceptive. ‘ oasion offered and when the prospec- Pattera construction of elevators I can truth: aorth 618 70s. 206 ak Gen? ‘That ton't , 5 Mr. G. (grimly)—Oh, yeh! A shoe bOX| tive victim allowed himself to be ter- is cut te fully state that of the hundreds of Bremner ree Sox—that's & youns) something deceptive—and a shovel fined guM™elently for the purpos Pattern os, Taeterey Dioise fer, _iaiaee and iris of 16, MF and operators with whom I came in contact 4 re G. (proudly)—The grocer sent|OVer my shoulder, I suppose. That's w mr, without his | years. Ba ae tneveeioly mmall percentage of thom the order in it one day, and I sent deneptive! x hat, and with hie collar working up Call et TH KVENING WORLD MAY following simple . the boy around the corner for eome|_ MT G: (indignantly)—Now you slop! | ang gown, ¢elt a hand upon him and! BURBTAU, Donald Butiding, 16) West ‘What would you eo change, and when he came back he'd| You could dig it with » tae adel a,| om halt in the clutches of that Bros.), comer @izth avenue forgotten al about 1 | ote es opti Oe Me % letrange bullving parasite peouliar to “Bhe told me | mustn't held her) knew he would. Guperintendent (grumly) — Yuh gotta| great hestelries—the house detective! , ‘Why should I pay take that trunk outta the front windew.| @fr, Jarr wes enjoying his first ox “When did she tell you thatt” for a box when Against the tenement house laws, Tuh| perience of whet lo knows 0 ‘‘o pri- “Oh, Just after | had let go ef It.” nothing? @n alr it on the reet, if you wanta! sks ota nth a lili alt ed lo ta nn nats tense eee |