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ESTABLISHED BY JOSHPH PITLITZER, be big eaten ve Except ely 5 Company, Nos, 63 ¢o wet Cou tered at tre Keres Pie ws for the United Stat All Countries in the International nada. Pow THE HUDSON. HIS State cannot be too proud of the Hudson. York and Albany lies some of the finest river ecenery in the world. There is no more beautiful river vista than the through the Highlands above West Point, no river bank more ve than the Palisades. Both banke are rich in history and aapociation. Close by, at Wechawken, Alexander Hamilton was killed fm duel. At Dobbs Ferry Washington and Rochambeau planned the |, Werktown campaign. Just opposite was fired the first salute to the ) Rmerican flag by « Brhish sloop of war. At Stony Point brave Gen. ~ ‘Amthony Wayne, with twelve hundred men, stormed and took the works. At Newburgh Washington made his headquarters f= 1782-’88 in the old Hasbrouck house, where the army was dis- Mamied and where the General received the famous letter proposing Ga he become king. These are only a few of many points. Fow Waterways in the United States are more beautiful or more interest- fgg. None deserves better treatment. Y _ Charles W. Moree is again the master of the Hudson River bost few. Io it only « coincidence that the Hudson season opens with wow boats and increased facilities, or must we admit that now, as past, we owe much of the development of Hudson traffic to and telents that landed their owner in a Federal prison? — , .TWO KINDS OF OFFENDERS. . BE WE too lenient with drunkenness? Chief Magistrate McAdoo’s “diagrams” of police court activity in 1912 show that only forty-six per cent. of ptisonere charged with intoxication are punished in the magistrates’ e@urts, On the other hand ninety per cent. of prisoners arrested for @pitting onthe cidewalk or like offenses against the sanitary lew are @eavicted. In cruelty to animals cases ninety-two per cent. result in CONTRIBUTING Tt is easy to make these figures prove too much. As a matter @ fact they show that the clumsy law strikes a pretty shrewd medium of beman justice. This does not mean that drunkenness is not to ‘bé Givcountenanced and punished. But after all, oftener than not, the mon who gets drunk is @ nuisance only to himself. In many | elbes he needs protection as much as punishment. He suffers from ‘ more than anybody else. On the other hand the man who spits on the sidewalk or in a conveyance deliberately does a thing which is not only dirty the highest degree dangerous to those around an attack upon the decency and health of others. Punishment is oa deserved. In the same way the man who his strength to hurt a defenseless creature. best inatinets of hia fallow men. He must Where police court figures like the A mon never talke to a girt on sane and sensible topics, because the wna | of girl who hes any sane and sensible ideas ts 80 seldom the one he enjoys talking te, i + i7 Coprright, 1013, by The Pres Publishing Go, (The New York Kventng World), EB, Clarice, a husband's kiase: sweeter than wine, rarer than or yY chide—and (sometimes) scarcer than Qesaio. At thirty a man should have ervives at the age of discretion. But, clas! most of them appear to Rave been delayed a long time on the way. It ta not a dificult feat to keep yourself always neat and charming fer your husband's eyes; the dificulty consists in getting him to look at year occasionally. Many @ man who could not be moved an inch by a wise woman's erge mente or @ good woman's tears can de swayed like a feather by a frivolous woman's emiles. Pehaw! The great fnanciat problem which confronts the “working git de not how to live on her salary, but how to save enough out of it to afford @ husband in her old age. Na doudt even Adam invented excuses for getting a:cay eveninge—ne for the sake of another woman, of course, but just for the sake of @ change Many a good husband calls in the doctor to give his wife a dose of med cine when all she needs te a kiss. ‘Where singlencss is bliss ‘tis folly to &% Bachelor Maid’s Motto: The Duties, Chances and Salaries in Various Lines of Work — By Celia K. Husik Copyright, 1918, by The (Prem ®Pubiieh 'ng Co, (The New York Krening Word). PG i and some other states a normal — 8.—School Teacher training is required in addition. New York Board of Education will rs cept, in leu of the latter, five years of take up who has not an inherent | actua; teaching experience as a substh love for instructing the minds of others. | tute in a lower school, High Scheol To be a successful teacher it is abeo-| teachers must have college education or lutely necessary to possess common | some training equivalent to it. As the wense, patience, and a nature that is net! work of High School teachers ts cea only sympathetic but one that te at the| specified lines, they must ha same time frm and able to command. | training in the particular subject sare Exeoutive ability, broad mindedness, | they are going to teach. and the power to read character read-| The pay of public school teachers tn fly, are very important. Of the physical | the lower grades, in New York, te seven qualifications, a sound baedy, stable! hundred and twenty dollars per year, in good hearing and eyesight are|the beginning. This is gradually te» creased till at the end of fifteen years the maximum of fifteen hundred per year is reached. The pay of High above qualities in order to teach, but If] School teachers is considerably firger HE profession of teaching 1s one that no man or woman should PISAIASIIDIBBBBBBBBAALIBIBBBRA AD AS | 7 Centre to be successful you will cet-|in proportion. ‘The position of scheel ‘ e “sha they really show that the minor machin- @ryet the law is geared to work with a considerable amount of com- meopeense discriminetion. , po THE ADMIRABLE MENTHA. WILL BE « banner year for mint beds. The Colonel hes shaken the savory “yarb” under the nose of the nation and everybody is hankering for a taste. Mrs. Jarr Blooms Out Now » As a Temperance Exhorte ASMABAASAAAIAAAIBIBAB NADAS ASBIAA DS and there is a Mrs. Ryan who lives in Washington who is very charitable and e always saying ml over the country and people used to write to aim and describe their symp: tome—still, if they do suppress th liquor traMo it wil! usband, and 90 it’ Already visitors to tataly need most of them. Principal may be reached by those who ‘To prepare oneself for the work it !s/ are especially able. This is a very well first necessary to take a High @chool | paying position, requiring (in addition to course, That {9 everywhere required for high scholarship), executive ability and FP | Pvbite schoo! teachers, In New York & good business sense. The Man on the Road Dy HT. Battin, a fall?” repeated Copgright, 1013, ty The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), Mr. Jarr in @ puzzled tone of inquiry. DEAD BROKE. Thad quite @ bit of salary coming ¢o clamor to see the White House mint bed before they the Capitol or the Washington Monument. The guides aro primed with the facts. Prevident McKinley started the’ present it Roosevelt levied on its resources six times yearly. t Taft remembered it when his callers looked dry. Presi- deat Wileon mizes its product only with innocence and spring lamb. was speaking to Clara Mudridge- Smith just the other day adout Mr, Ryan Lapavvtantaatindy Grape juice te the your talents were diverted from jour- ‘Just when nallem js atways a wonder and gurprise that Gus at the corner gets @ palatial yacht that he wrings from the teare of widows and orphans, the Govern. ment, through Mr. Roosevelt, everybody that @rinke"”— dJarr refreshed her memory by a glance same—although Clara thinks it ts only cn advertisement for she had an uncle nd foreign | grape-juice, becaui at the newspaper) i{How to Choose Your Occupation | me when I made New York. Therefore 'Y spent in the last town looked” to me than a kick from the bess saleeman to s group of fellow xpenses, There was a show im “ drummers who were waiting for the) town that night and T joined out wth it yr Empire at Grand Centra} the other| in the morning there was a letter from 66 OT all towns are like Biank- N ville,” explained the shirt morning. “In Blankville there are seven | my bank in town inclosing funds. @ifferent roads that will take you out {f] “In tiemeantime my ‘trunk’ could aet we @ ticket or the price. If you 1 Tileee “WNGD on beatae Te pl YOU) be located and the management at the , fat us not forget thet this gey little plant with the spicy smell ‘ life for us in more ways than by completing juleps and —. ¢ helps down many a bitter dose and pill. . | whe was & Congressman and the patent » Medicine people had his pictures printed after a glance at the headlines, "But wih be permitted. But what Theodore Roosevelt is making As candy, it is 't the price, move anyw hotel where I was stopping was ail ‘I went broke over a sot machine| apologies. They refused to take @ cont at the corner, will be able to get very | ore time and the town lost no time In| and insisted that I make an aMdevit ter young and old. In medicine it quiets the rebellious stom- | 8¥eh © fuss about it for 1 can't ae As an oil it is an anaesthetic fer the reging toothache, an antiseptic for the gaping wound. Asa it delights the toothless babe, as a syrup of seductive green the palate of the sated epicure. Uttle emtisfaction out of that.” fend sodthes the aching brow. Gent! Oh, well, 1 suppose Toone Just Hike Queen Alexandra of Eng! Fables of Everyday Folks. By Sophie irene Loeb. The Nature That Will Out. “I guppose 20," said Mr. Jarr gtoom- New Yi 4a fly, ‘but ala you know ft was all up, I wired to New York for funds. over to the first hotel and pi or rather down, with Gus's palatisl/at the depot when the dagsage man yacht, as you call the twenty-foot | wasn't looking. Then I went up the a yilnder second hand motor boat | street to another hotel and wrote Yet never is it more deli- King Edward died Queen showtng me the cold shoulder. about my ‘missing’ trunk. When the “The hotel froze onto my trunk and) banks opened I got my money and went my bill. mean time I gathered in a baggage check |.Atter which I gave then a-plece of my mind.” & fiend in human form from Haver-|name across the register, Throwing the ether complimented me on the busl- 1918, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Brening World), carelessly about here and ‘an impression of tearning; music book of a well-known dows than to him who stands in an old-fashioned garden and crushes the eavory freshness between the fingers. had to give way to Queen Mary, her son's wife, and, King or no King, Queen or no Queen, a aon’ straw sold him?” vel ‘Wo! Tell me about it!” cried Mrs. “The god were once disputing whether it was possible for a living being to change its nature. Jupiter eaid Mr. Jarr, “Gus couldn't to work, so he determined to the name from The Floatin, “atage business" that goes with the] 4, potpourrt of the lightning 5 eugees' weltuer Cheese.’ To make a tong fable short, ene moon, spall oe “Well, we will not get personal, if you light Wednesday, during « etrett in the! Please,” said Mra, Jarr, coldly. check down, I demanded that they bring | nesn secured and remarked on the @b- my trunk up without loss of time. Then | sence of mishaps that seemed always to T went io and had a swell feed, occur in the travels of the other men. “I had no more towns to make that|‘I am so glad you don't gamble,’ said the trip and ee I had been away six weeks) bons.” A nent es bow changing the name The Day 8 Good Stories park (whet with the help of @ stray curl, @ dainty waistband and some wav- @ many miltioneth tune, Cupid recoried ANOTHER two leased to see the on drink, and ex- resident Roosevelt is passing laws out turned a Cat into a Malden, end gave her @ a young min could sink it,” remarked Mrs, Jarr. oald “Y'kin put me out if 7’ like, but=flegh leasional Conduct. | sjicnccet uo with drinker diesiy "se amt » “buts Gus followed out Rat-| , yu" that the officer arrestel you! make me take Bo air, dum ye!"—! for a wife, The weddi.g was duly performed, and the young couple sat down to the wed- turther suggestion te make it LOOK like a Sweltser cheese by paint- ing the boat yellow and boring holes and why should he theory should grant te| these? My solution is: whe pay rent the right to| velopes, addressed to a intendent, go through the mail atamped, If the “notification ecards” can go unstamped from aub-station to pub- lc, why shouldn't the return postage go unstamped fr lines ending in @ question mark and o And the man took her by the ily- white hand and led her to the license court. AH went merrily as @ wedding bell; but Spring has a way of leaving the stage, for Gummer to appear. grows warm. Things essume a different Iria began to FORGET the swost emile at the door, and the shaded tight and the books and the music and all in the WINNING ' suing for \ibel," began Mr. Jarr. it Mra. Jarr pursed her lips and then remarked she didn't see why she could SINGLE TAXER. “Welt, misfortunes never come siin- ip en 1 oreommmneied Bi i my,” replied Mrs, Jare, with that phil- omophical calm with which this old always queted—when the mis- fortunes of others are discussed. “Bo tt would seem,” ventured Mr. “and Gus'a wife, him and gone to her people in Hobo- —— ken, has come back." ‘how becomingly #! Who could tell that yesterday Surely her mature Latter te Correct, the Beiter of The Brening World ® man waiking along who te twisting bis watch- bit : a see owas but « cat? eaters Mn two multiplie® ey sooner did the bride ave this than attending to) stayazine, fee Se four collar and threatened to strike me with Not in Vain. y him to the station H's. never knew stairs could be eo Saute iss ailsvins eadeii to) et some and alpine until that embdmight He hal reached the turning point of Gi Ws journey when his pife aipeued, @xmmed he well known candle and poker, * " ahe cried, vindlattvata, ‘ Boise oF commotion of The English Cream. “Please do not discuss those people) r,n, v. HENKELS, an auctioneer, wis ere “They uso. Art. it look so beautiful. @ “dieposition” and i and presented the old truth that ‘nature will out.” ” ‘ve. A fe mothing. Is he right? she jum ed up from her acat and tried revied va ° » pounce upon the mouse. id Venus, ‘nature will out!” Onis upon @ time in the spring whet ne Ughtly bard ad may be YOUR friends, but I am not in- terested in their concerns. fg that I will be glad when Mr. Ro: I velt returns from the West and e the iMauor trafic, “Pereonally 1 wish no harm to your vote my bal- be cast for Roosevelt, Just for tfe good he le doing now, If tor nothing else.’ ¥ suppose YOU will be againet him, though!” ————— THE GREAT TROUBLE. e - In one of his recent poems Richard} “Here, Zeph,”" he told him ¢ beter le Gallienne says: “There is too much beauty upon this i pha," said Mr, Hudson Taube to 434 Street All T know FORE. He knew only the GLAMOUR, ‘Now she would ‘fay down the la’ and he was compelled te “put up” with And to him no i Iris aoe pba than ehe whom he had met at @ cabaret one Saturday night. How bewitching she jooked in her low- necked gown and feather-bedecked hat! That night there was much pale-pink tak, and—more tall And an tavite- And @0 it went—net now as the merry belie of the Spring. His fancy now HEAVILY turned to REFLECTION, and he learned his-tesson of the time- worn haste that brings the repenting-at- making Postage is re-directed and without cost, Papers and Thus, one gets no- | ter, it Iw about half @ mite from thi y. It ought to be an easy mat- think, to extend the tube to Forty- » Also, to extend the dson tubes from Ohuroh atreet to connect with the sub- and John streets, ‘I He Grew to realise ‘tle « wise couple that look MORE than lightly toward walker, indeed, into aier family has always kept auto- ‘There was a beautiful shaded lamp, so} In tag to © revolutionary ‘letter whic cream of the Haglish army is in the’ field,’ +] quppose you man the whipped cream,’ ” Birmingham Ledger, Not to Be Forced ‘orced. Pe] pit ic tecgad tea ak seh Gh ete A ; Valuable Reward. ‘by the shoulder and shook him unti! Le es You have been our porter for Owamtpe wes awake. @xt come fresh air, Itt! do you good.” merely grunted drumkenly and huddied bark ‘Die hair, The bartender trie? it again, with like result, “You woa't wf oat, won't yout” he roared ‘The great trouble seems to be that , Selaing the uafortunate Zeph br R. 1 for only ene block of owe not eurprised. that @ rose-colored tight might fall in lonely men don't get any chance to) coller cad the of the tomers, ‘hat do readers ? wee about as far back as her family “appy line with her retrousse nose. lo jor ey ‘ Pd al milly bear the over-supply.—Cleveland Plain . \ oo jour eeore,"—anane Deake, ‘