The evening world. Newspaper, May 23, 1913, Page 27

The Evening Wor frame mr, RG Yok reine Works MR. JARR BEHOLDS 4 “BORE-CATCHER.’ “Eo the moter deat, Gus?’ ner. | Be asked Mr. Jarr as he entered popular cafe on the com 5 fast boat?” “You bet is!” said Gus. “She te fast at the dock and she te fast in mud. By gollies! Ghe's the fastest boat on the rive: "You're quite a joker, Gus.” “Yes, I am,” said Gus, sertously. “3 guess I think up more funny things than anybody else around here And 3 Ot more jokes about my motion boat thought up, too. Why is it my motion Doat is like the crackers and cheese and radishes over there? Because all the bume around here expect to ride in it for nothin ° sald Mr. Jerr. -“"Why & Your motor boat that your customers Gzpect to ride in for nothing like yon- @er crackers and cheese and radishes they expect o eat for nothing?” “Because,” sald Gus, pausing impree- aively, “because they will both be free Manches. I guess that's bad, what?” “The ‘a’ being silent, as in ‘wheese,’” said Mr. Jarr. “Yes, it's very bad. Where's Elmer? “Bhould it be that Iam the boss and have all tho hard work wit tion-boat?" asked Gus. “Should I worry and break my back down at the river, while my bartender he has it easy here playing on the cash register and polishing thé brass and glass? No! Bo 1 have hired myself as bartender in Elmer's place and made Elmer a pret ent of the motion-boat and he is down by the river breaking his back trying + tO get it started. Now, go on out of here and go quick before you come in!" ‘This last command was addressed, not to Mr. Jarr, but to Mr. Michael Angelo Dinkston, who was making a spectacu- lar emtry at this moment pushing | two-wheeled hand truck, one of thi Uited barrows with small iron whee's dn front that longshoremen and freight ‘handlers are addicted to. Fastened to the hand truck was a small frayed mattress that evidently as once part of the equipment of a chitia’s crib. \ “This,” reptied Mr.*Dinkston, ‘this, Gus, is a mere bagatelle.” i “Bo!” said Gus. “I often heard of em, but never saen one before." “It ts an indispensable adjunct for every weéll-conducted cafe," “"What good ls it to me?” asked Gus. “My barret goM@e is put down in the cellar from outside, I don't need It.” “Do you mean te me that you Should not have this apparatus in plain sight, eo when asked ‘What is that?’ you could anewer, ‘Oh, @ mere baga- tele?” inquired Dinkston in some amasement. “By gollies! You're right!" cried Gus “I always wanted one of them things. Tl bet Mquor stores what hasn't the business I do here hag them Mere Bagatelles.” “Why, certainly! ealé Mr. Dinke- ton, “And thie is useful aa well as ornamental. See, I observe the head- Sear of Mr. Stavinsky over the screen half doors, Mr. Blavinsky wil enter here and will annoy you. Ail your, customers annoy you——" “That's right. You may be s low- but you are a emart feller,” said Mr. Dinkston went on, jectory apparatus, for such it is. And every establishment infested with bores should . Mr. Slavineky wil annoy you. You will raise your voice and exclaim: helpful begatete, Hold him in your mystic spall!’ Then watch it work. “I can hardly wail said Gus, sult me, Slavinsky!" he added. For that patron was now inside and looking on wonderingly. “I can't think of anything #0 quick,” remarked Mr. Slavineky. “But never mind, you know what I always think of you." ‘Work the machinery!" criel Gus. can't remember them wolds Whereat Mr, Dinketon made a rush with the truck af Mr, Slavineky and that gentleman was borne out Into the street and into the gutter. “Jus what I wanted!” cried @us, “Ine A Vital Question. 1 ultimate! I question which @ girl should put to ner- self in Ge0id ing ‘whether to accep: an offer of mar- rlage is not, “Can I ive with this man?” put “Cant Mve-in any sort of happiness—with- HE stmple Itttle frock with a belt t the long waiat Une in Balkan style te very mart this sea- fon, very charming ana very becoming to chil be figures. This one easonad! terial, but, in ¢ tration, {6 med Tose colored line! anything more than ‘‘cal: fection” for the man to marry, That gir! trimming of whi! let embroidery, 7 blouse is @ plain o With set-in sleeves the atraight skirt is waen to it while the learned the first lette of love. The affection one for o or low and used or not as occasion re- quires, For the frock of lighter weight, French gingham would be pretty in place of the linen, and te carry yerds 44 incl wide, with % yard 18 inches wide for ¢he trim- ming. eut in sises for dren from ¢ to § Pattern 7878—Child'e Blouses Dress, 4 to 8 years. of age. WURBAU, Denaté Building, 09 West ‘tito Ctmbel Bres.), coreer Gizth Mew York, stasmms for oh years "Gee; | didn't think any dog could save WHERE THE HE GETTING thing inflnitely deeper and more power- ful than family loves. The Bible ex- presses this with simplicity and truth when it says that a man shall leave father and mother and cleave unto his wie, And ‘man” in this connection is humanity—both men and women. If necessary, a girl should be willing to leave all her girlhood ties behing her to go with her husband, “A, 8." writes: “A girl to whom I am paying attention has Invited me to her mothers birthday party, Would it Proper to bring @ present, and if so ‘hat would be most appropriate?’ A git of flowers would be entirely suitable, “P, D.” writes; ‘The girl for whom I cared fell in love with another young herself invented some un- ccusations am an excuse to @ much.” break off her friendship with me, Do you think I Should try to win her back?" It seems to me that thi fection of such @ disingenuous young person is hardly desirable, Young Love. “FF, 8." write: “What ip the youngest age at which # girl or a boy can be really in love?” I do not think that a young person of either sex knows enough about love: to marry before the age of twenty-one. “Vv, B." writes: “A young man and I have been corresponding for over 4 year, but all at once he hae stopped writing, Would it be proper for me to write und ask him to keep up the cor- respondence?" No, but you might write to \pauire ifeyou can marry each he fs iL 8 A to-day, but we had to carry him last night.” Id“Datly Magezines Friday, May 23. WHAT YA GONNA MAN IN iy MuSsEUN @tNorais oF (fascueeno a ’ | that aluminum case,” utes, You know, the Brennan mone- rall cer wit the power te shut mall for some time, toe. guarded eylindered . sticking out tike the turned with that ot droning ane tha ann be Rear loag to hear. over begun to collect. Acres the Meld. tached the little éyname, could see the varies Ganka ta trent time setting the gyromepe of their with the men working | ‘and on them, @ buss of the engines was “Ne B." writes: “I am @ girl of elgh- of my wafted. aerces by the light summer 4 teen, and no young man has ever paid ‘ing the bremse ae if @ thousand -cleadas had me attention. I am paesably good. - can look broken loose to predict warm weather. ; ing. What is the reason for thie state fa the Two machines were algeady tn Sight. I of affairs?” de revolv- a oy Demetetig” arerenn | Lack of opportunity may be one rea-| In ® minate gg So @ fright- ¥ fon, You are too young to worry. LH shout. ened ‘tow. sas enacine Sa. ; 4 “ As 1 placed bot ) “G. M." writes: “A young man re Pen ana t cently made two engagements with the speareealy Ute wirpless tlegvage ‘otation et the ‘Dut failed to keep them. Afterward moved it just a signal corps im front @f the grand- met « friend of min gave me I pressed down with stand and watched the operater work- address at witch to write him.) ‘Then 1 Uterally raced it over his nt * Will you advise me to do?" feet, and a tg ee gh a enti again,” muttered the @ Do nothing until he spolagises for | gyroscope. pO i . soem resen| that’s th What's the matter?” asked Sreehing Wa appeieiments. Sen: peeve Blo pooo gerd wns ‘iment pas “Amateure {nterfering =. “P, D.” writ am deeply in love|human tn the resentment, too. Far from with a girl, but cannot marry her on| yielding to me, It actually rose om the Pres = gg rods, seat. shaking hie al objections, What cannot forget her? of age, Then er if you still account of shall Ido, as Wait till you both care wW do #o, th to talk about it til the thing ts tled by the courts, he says that my that! > if aN the gyroscope is really @ ‘fiywheel mounted on gimbals and can dny of ite axes se that It can any angle in space. When K's at rest rT readily in any direction. I could feet the heavy little fiywheel inside wheel le obteined frem thie little éy- namo hera run Sy the gas-eagine which eleo turns the propellers of the ae suppoee the engine steps, how owt the gyroscope?” I Asked seepti- canty. tide I was pressing down! faughed at the pussied look on my face. wer leisurely and nonchalantly went bene te ita original position, the wreokage of the two previous acct dents, ax the Ww least with some inisetving, ton Ww the morning came with a stinging rush to my face, Below [could ace the exrth guess, No sweeping past as if It were ® moving- this way.’ ; picture film, Above the Kennedy took a leaf out of hie nofe- lor the engine and eller Norton |i wrot hort message whieh 5 writhour them thie afternoon, and eem : the Kyroacope at all? what Sappens, No use to try for the ED ‘The noise Was deafonine. ce 1 prise to dew, - oe almost impossible, Though sitting side (To >> Continua... wig, “BY GO.ti86 Hep GET MTS; A sor Hone neues HAC IF He HAD PesutATion LOAD, He's Advan Hes A SToRK, PoP! a ane a ae ee An Absolutely NEW Type of Detective Story By Arthur B. Reeve : (Coporight, 1912, ty Dodd, Mead & On.) CBAPTERA. ‘oles Sein, CHAPTER IX. “What (Coatinued,) The Terror in the Ar. OW, this is the gyroscope,” ‘began Nortos, pointing out @ thing ineased jm an alu- sheath whieh g* fu i 1 8 vy. i i 2 é ‘aetine ! i i riittt LF ij Li i it and it 4i4 tern “There le @ pretty high vacuem in z i i [ p 3 iil dl 4 i Bj ifs Hl ef i i “It will go right on for several min- ? i t Hf 4 5 i ty in f i worage battery fy i E if 3 j i affair, with i f zs fe € ere the wteaty, i | H Ht ‘The men who were watching me I took my hands off, and the gyro- “That's the property we ume, applied ae fodder and the ailerons—those large main Wri fe atwhility the way. , By i lew won't get out of Jove, though, those are powerful’ in o explain how it tt combination of the Pulses of his! Hear that crackling” I've never been interfered with so my experience. Touch that sereen doo: 4 with your katte.” But it te there, ana and Th prov t will see It, combination fan't pai n't practioathe even at ja that his device to communicate wil tinued the operat than trying shower, That troubles, when the alr le overcharge! with electricity, ag it te now.” jerestli ble and The truth I looked wt Kennedy, and a vison of Siar photographer had < |. tin “log book, “Maybe It is, But I call it dem @ ; ko far short fight) mean, It's almost Uke trying to work in & power station.” K sk our weats by Novon, Tat “Indeed?” queried Kennedy, “I bee * tiently the rose into the alr, The sensa- deliehtful. The fresh alr ot vour pardon—I was only looking at 't from the purely scientific point of view, Who in tt, do you suppose?" “How do I know? Some amatevr, f No professional would but: jw - hook and - 3 a boy to deliver to Norten. your gyroscope and dynamo," eave them in the hanga:, Fly