The evening world. Newspaper, May 17, 1913, Page 12

HS MOTIERLLAN AMD WE WRECKED NEF ESA Corrigan Tried Hard to Please Them and Then They De- ™molished Furniture. WON’T LIVE WITH HIM. Se#le-Asks Court for Separa- tion After Many Varied Marital Troubles. Meg Villars Plunges ‘The aviitant mother-in-law, a variety 0f Ge apecies heretofore not found ir + (me Gemestio courts, was placed on ‘Wew to-day by Thomas F. Corrigan, « wealthy real estate dealer connected Me Adolph Speer & Co, of No, Td Mob, and Cheers Time, Enjoying Laden With F lower: | owt mothers-in-law, he went w'th bh’ talée to Rve at her mothers home in Banging Bands. | tat his job ae husband entailed a much ample outlay of funds for his mother than he was sup- WRECKED FLAT. Prove Their Usetuin I Go-at-It-tvenees of the crowd “got me,” | vengeance to the poor girls becat te her and asked ner to live with bim.| meng That Rout Ghe agreed to 40 eo and he fitted up an : ‘on Sizty-ainth street at con-| Blues and Dignity. . , *@iderabdle expunse and with « view of leasing the artistic Seneteetien of his ? wife her mother. When the decora- Sore datokes ane the fat was apick By Meg Villars. ‘and span Corrigan proudly called a} ‘Well. I'm black and blue as far taxi and brought hip wife and her Permissible to say. I think I've caught 4 mothor down to obtain their approval | cold. I know I'm half blind. I'm patn- oral hte work Cor-|fnily eware that my head rings tingly with confilcting ragtli time of my life! Oh, iny Gear New York, what a ~ \tey crazy, enjoy delightful to be vuigar sometimes, I's 0 relagzing, you know. One really doem't care if at Corrigan again begged his wife to leave her mother and come to hie abede. The result of several days of n@otiations was @ marital treaty, the terme of which were that Corrigan sahould pay his wife a weekly allowance, venue, with all and all the ban Ing. How we clapped our bands and ee rene vie Pollster tcrosey beat time with our More fools we, for we stood on a mahackle table, my agreed to live with jim. ee? And we “ended last week and Corrigan hip bride to live up to her treaty obli- ations! She repudiated the agreement to depart and Mr, Nelaon, who t# @ president these fireworks, came and fished filed in the County wan the result. reply to Corrtgan’s iit of complaints |Eo te or stand we fait we mer : Homebod Child Drowned Of Rarae. [iris Meg ma Re Two employers of the Edison Com- mem! pany in Bayridge, Richard Thomaon of | Wonderful Lirnede ie happened No. 07 Fitty-elghth street and John | WY: I'm surpri fe Mirvives Bdott of No. 668 Fitty-eighth street, at- | the tale. fifth street, where a cou! varge was |it Wee 90 absolutely splendacious. Wealth, the two and a half year old son OF THE CROWD. hag fallen into the water while playing | Sunflowers, .the Popples—there Fecovered tater. tinsel goddesses and handsome [| JOKE BOOK! A 16-Page Illustrated Volume, printed in colors, crowded with Jests, Funny Pictures, Quips, Riddles, Tricks, Puzzles, ei. A veri- table treasure cask of mirth, : FICTION! Another one of those inimitable stories about “Bill, the Office ticy,” by Paul West. Read one of these Humorous Narratives and you'll understand why all New York is talking about “Bil” FEATURES of Delightful Rowdiness Is Coney \,, the Swirling, Hilarious Hollers With the Happy Throng Out for a Good Sight of the Gorgeous Procession of Floats Keeping Time With the Fun in the Krazy Kitchen, | —____.__-- Thrills in Luna Park as Adrianople Burets Into) on, ‘the cheering! And the gosteaes| You know that they cannot remove Flame, Excitement on | %"°,'% frente tn tie crowd! those velle In the presenc: Wee ne Sete | taneraucnt ahh aoanee of Wn [anda hy ena { 7 his wife wi Penge brad pg Rots ee reecioed and All Kinds Amuse-|‘"® €#™¢ of follo# your leaden The| manged to get » that | love of Pete let's have a good.time, You! ‘The stern reformers who want to veto| exhausted the delights of the V my hat ds @ pancake and my euit has gone to the rag-tag. BUT-TI've had the place pleasant to be mad and crazy, but it 18 even mor My escort looked on with a respectful | mothers! Oh, weil, that wae all pure luck, for of the debris, Then Mr. Nelson had us} ime there's a war handy I shall go out From Capital. put Into a grand etand, Igbelled uslas a» nurse, ‘Talk about being cool,| member all, dear New York: 4 . Press" and then drove off, respendent| when 1 doctor my men under fire, why in @ shiny 1d and a Btare-and-Stripes-| 1 ehall be awarded so many V. (.'s draped-committee motor car, the band! ror valor that I shan't know w! a th fn And the motner-tn-16W'* | played “He's a Jolly Good Fellow,” and! yin them. You don't have to trected thie afternoon by th. To atick to that procession, however. a river between you ai fa woman, ran to the foot of Pitty, |!t made me blink, It trooly-reely 414, nd, if needed, enough water docked, and (estned that Wilbur J,./CONTAGIOUS GO-AT-IT-IVEN hin fingers, all the little cabaretting| wanna talk tuh Jessie.” om the barge. ‘They both dived in where |anything lethal about that bunch—the the mother said her boy had sunk but | Pansies, the Roses and ever so many were unatie:to find him. The body was lother carloads of flluminated flowers, EXCLUSIVE—ENTERTAINING—ED THE EVENING WORLD, SATURDAY, M ue vr 1 SAVED FROM MOB'S ws || FURY BY TNEL ARRIVAL OF PLE Mb Js Strange Man Discovered by] wmatrar sascen of wintel — 'e He Na, Kan, wi loted of stent HORNED Tor ‘He woulé order three and then take more out vf the bos, it was ‘eatified, (RANEY oe ree SUNN) 7 Neighbor Leading Little 014, without home or occupation, giadiy welcomed the police, with whom he had been at war all his ttf when to-day they saved him from the fury of a fren- sted mob Gemanding hin fife. Several |e serves of the Morrisania’ police station wille they were guarding him. “‘Wiltiaens, whose shabby cfothes com ered a good physique, was seen by Mra Bitsabeth Shepard, who Ives on the ground floor of No. 761 Bast One Ifun- Gred and Fefty-Afth street, the Brons, leading a tittle girt by the hand up the steps at No, 6% Wales avenua which the rear windows of Mra Shepard's Into and the and Gury arowe PRACTINS FOR across @ real ghop on Burf avenue, You THe Poo Maren. | do that from time to time, don't yout A 4rug store sandwiched in between & moving ploture saloon and a crary kitchen, a bank—e live bank ‘with el a this time he entered the hattway. Mra. Shepard ecreamed at the top of her votce to aroure the neighbors, she sent her daughter! to look for a poltce- man, then ran downstairs and over to No, 69t Wales avenue, She came upon the man and the chéid in the dark hall- men moved mm stately progress down| ladies wrapped up tn cheese-cloths who appear in the Adrianople scene? yelling af the.time. Atlas ‘The man easily threw her off and PY CROWD| made a run for the stairs leading to | eo SERS WHEN the roof, Five fights of stairs he a afterward =! | climbed, but the plucky woman lan't 1t2—but the splendid, contagious | friend husband talked Turkey with a| And all the time, and everywaere=| iim the plucky woman was at ils that crowd. Whet @ good-tempered, hie heels. He re 5 omned to No. 608. The woman followed ons c ’ happy looking crowd 18 1m too, eC ONY) |’ age the descent to the avenue, fessional peek at| Island! the Indies of the harem! Now, friend] We all start out feeling good, Men FINDS SHELTER IN CELLAR husband 1s looking out for « new batch WHEN MOB PURSUES. of wives and ts divorcing the old, F bd looked-at lot, Unele Sam fs eued as Meantime the residents of the tene-| co co-respondent, pin stra ments were flocking into the stre that T have, I The trouble ts th management even the little attendant! 4 moy was in front of the door of No. @ crowd leads and | of Ina Park will bave the ladies left estaurons” does alll iy: when Williams came rushing down I don't think thatlon their hands at the end of the season the stairs of the house next door. even @ fat newly elected Lord Mayor|and they don't know what to do. ‘A moment later Mra, Shepard rushed of London coud be dignified at Luna|“Rafie 'em,” sala a low-born foreigner Out OF the dom, Then) thelcrone—inen Park. —but there, this ts America ahd the women end children—yelling for the| m' Mor sheer, gay rowdinens and for the] foreigner is an ignorant fellow, fleeing TI don’t usually rush at everything a9| man but friend husband, emphatically got me, eo I kept up| those horrid Amert Inspector the as its ma'm?* ‘Of course, later on, when yo it~ can't beat the mob that scuffs along | the over-tight skirts of the present day| Reel, the Free Circus, the utter cr and up to Westchester avenue, where he happily in the dust looking for amguse| ought to go to Luna Park and learn| ness of Crazy Tower (where you mustn't | jumped into « cellar. The police calmed her and then there PES ol = ment and finding tt at every turn. thelr lesson, Tight skirts are discreet | pump handle the village pum! when!” ‘The mob, by this time increased to] was another rush through the crowd to madly] Of Courne I'm not quite inexperienced | ja thelr own particular way. After all,| ‘tom has looked too long at the diving] 399, soon reached hte hiding place.| the Morrisanta Pollce Court, a block 60¢ AMERICAN FLA that | 2f fat sort of thing. We have @ Luna|once part the ankle, they can go no| mermaids, when your new shoes pinch, | sticks and stones were pelted into the} away. Court was not being held to-day, G Park in Paris, only it {s ap a cigar box! farther—-which {e more than we can one, when the peanuts have words with the tas Sayhcrenes compared ite’ thie say of the hepp-skirte of our grand: sausages and queer your digestion, when the Wghte dazale your eyes and amount of awe when I turned’ my atten-! ghages of great Aunt Julla; but think| the pessimist of the party tells you the tien to the crockery smashing tn thel oe the crinvline dame on the umbrella |iust express has gone—then, maybe, but flyers! If {t's the slashed skirts, rather |only then, you will start a grouch. than the merely tight, that give the| But does a grouch last long? Not it! MOP: AY: DAC} ERe hone away to the multitude and thus] As I sleepily yawned “goo’ night” to my| parade, rode up. They fought thelr way Blew you, it wasn't in my happylincur the wrath of the righteous, then| escort at the garden gate [ suddenly] through the angry crowd and wpon home 1 learned that. We've had krazy) a few old sacks will do the trick and, | remembered something tmportant: “Say, | learning the cause of the disturbance Kitchens in the Parisian Luna Park for|at the same time, save the costume | friend, what time does Luna Park open] asked one of the unknown men cS te vane bedligroee fue) from accident tn the shape of further|in the morning?” phone to the Morrisanta police station Mr. Joi us you and me and a splittings. Sign painters get busy. \ i — tor the reserves. - ‘ of us about the thrilling slege of| “Sacks for the slashed—only a penny ‘The situation was tense during the EINES CCUM URI INR cen ote ee en akaen rea! may “WANNA TALK TUH JESSIE wait for the reserves, the mob surging p! WAS VOICE OF A PAGE. thrilling on paper isn't In it to the thrill you get with your nose right up against . Secret Service Men Solve Mystery of Phone Call to White House cellar and cries of: “Lynch him!" smote the air, Two unknown men stood at the cellar stairway and remonstrated with| ni; the crowd, The hostility of the mob] qu turned en them. 7 Just then Mounted Polleemen Sherfdan and O'Neill, on their way to the ctvic ‘mows went t Stern moralists, you may remove your It In ret life, of all) 1 know all about wars and sieges now! us out) im acclimatized, so to speak. Next] at your wonderful C my daxed wits are alm: WASHINGTON, May 17.—Secret Ser- vice men, after a five weeks’ hunt for the origin of a mysterious midnight is anything unattainable on! telephone call to Miss Jessie Wilson, land I have yet to find out! one of the President's daughters, found || Business is hard for the woman who what to Ist out to-day that it wae only a mischte-|} has stomach pains, headache and forgive me, won't you, if I the nice things I think about every- money in the barber's shop any more if you ait In the front row to see the show. en the buildings on thi . t” there! backache, so that she loses many fase up and the flamen leap out with| We visited Whiting’s “ella Napott”| YU Mttle page boy of the Howse of || Houra’ time and gets less money be- to me, tic leapings you get your|on gurf avenue, A discrect notice tells| Representatives bent on a lark in || cause less efficient. to tell all for nothing, It's great. Jemen will kindly remove | 4ull moment, and that he ‘s now safe 0 you see It's really very | &t home in Texas, where he cannot even be officially spanked, ‘The atmonphere te all pink and rosy, (or whatever it's called) tn the} 4144 man at the plano {s nimble with|!ate one night and the day or that ever wai buildings all are pleasing and ao is the little! Then, it developed, the little ci two off they et otherwise have to stunts of Frank @mith, a captain of the barge, | The Bluebelle, the Morning Glories, the| fiat and flood the whole taland worse/ iggy in the red frock who does them! | his nerve and hung up, while the secret || take each month. They i t than the Dayton flood: ‘There are five big men who chorus with | men began @ weary chase, fl ise. Their pay 1s TALKED TURKEY TO THE POOR| her—oh, Coney Island is rich in men,|ing the call to the Republi in _ consequence, ce GIRLS. Miss New York; you really ought to] room of the House to find that every- eT All Druggists Have you heard of the sad bap- | get off this season, body on the House side of the Capitol banda-| penings that have happened to the] It seems so funny to suddenly come| knew who did It. sidly be & work of necessity, Girl Into Dark Hall, ounda, George Witttams, twenty-seven yeard | his own fare to get back to prison, ‘Washington, bis birthplace, Hold on « minute—that's Washington, %. women tried to break through the re- | rode on « train, steamboat or trolley car, lowed ft. Next day a friend caught the fish. Fact! Benton, Pa. church. It ts the suspected work of @ fanatic deca: aqua was the gift of @ distilier, ° eal g | no bush leaguer, home Gvertook, She yelled at him and - igh th Lennart osteo - ran down the | filing air with {te wild cries ye pil ee LH alatrans terical women screamed for permission FEEL BADLY TODAY? } Fifteen minutes later, shortiy defore|to lay hands on the prisoner. When : noon, Mra, Shepard saw the man teading| the reserves finally reached the spot — ____. | five-year-old Hadith Jacobs to the wame| Williams was dragged out, cowering ls f __. hallway. Again she yelled at him, tut in terror, The tumult Increased at from the mob's fury. cleanses your liver and ONE WOMAN BREAKS THROUGH bowels whi BOLICH CORSON, 1s while you sleep : avenve, steady ti the No odds how bad your ven, stemeck way and made a cush for Williams, serve’ euasred Ue as bccn Before | OF bowels; how much your head rhe cout lay hands on the trembling wretch she was caught by a policeman and shoved back. Tho reserves did not bring the patrol wagon and had to walk their prisoner to the station, some dis- | carcts and quickly, too, tance away. A hooting crowd followed ait the way, yelling “Lynch him!” and] pont tet your stomach, liver throwing aticks and stones at him, some of which hit the reserves, ball bat charged into the station, amid the cheers and yells of the crowd. Shej the misery, ‘9 fe, started in pursuit. | and her frame trembling with the fury Williams ran down to Jackson avenue| that stirred her, “I'll show you how to treat him. Just five minutes.” fo ba reserves had to carry their prisoner. never ceased quaking unt!l he was Myrtle Ave. Cor, Bridge Oh. safely locked up in a cell, ~ MASO BROOKLYN, NW. ¥, RUDSON RIVEN la ns longer @ fashionable spring resdrt tor shad. 1 BRYAN hae no use for twelve-inch guns or corkeorews, COMP? of 1818 shows that the latest style in comets tn to drup the a APPELLATE COURT decides that to pave o otrecst on Muudag MBALDHY BABY tn Gyracuss, one week olf, weighs only ene en@@paal ESCAPED CONVICT in St. Paul got religion along with iiserty on@ gaa GECRETARY DANIELS will celebrate bis fifty-fret birthday birthday in Somerset, Ps., hae never want // ‘WOMAN who celebrated her 1 yi ess ninety-seven yeare old died whe hat. 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