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VOLUME 53 2 ) wat | e Copyright, 1015, by ‘The ‘Pree Publishing Oo, (The New York krening World) Back to the Home! ] KNOW a liltie bachelor, with lote and lots of pelf, THE PROTECTION THAT NEVER OW Jittle it really pays! $400,000 2 year for privale stand privileges to hote and restaurant men $100,000 4 year in free rides and favors to city off . clals and “friends.” . $500,000 annuatly tor privilege and protection! And wial have the taxicab companies to show for it in the end? I know a lot of tovel; ide, oh, quite 2 i i y reckoning wi p parblic the: a] o maids, oh, @ acore or more; oe diseredit, a heavy reckoning with the public they hav _ i os tlh mate acer sot hoagt Suppose that $500,000 had not been wsed to buy illegitimate | Te ites! aka peg tog fis od Vivtap tea Wea doy, favors and privileges. Suppose the taxicab companies had given it | SMELLS * They BHOULD be caniaas : Ye socks or knitting dabyehoee, back to the public each year in the ahape of lower fares and extended | Good, 9 Their place te “in the home,” of cowrse—somedody's home—dut WHOSS? ', service. Those companies could now count thousands of friends in-! EW KID stead of a handful of parasites. They would have public confidence | where ‘now they have public contempt. They would find. business where now they face distrust. How little it pays! All the time the taxicab companies thought they were buying $500,000 worth of eccurity for their narrow policy of greed and extortion, that $500,000 was actually buying their own shame and undoing. They believed they were protecting their inter- cata, They were really providing for their downfall. How little it pays! Years ago the railroads tried the same game. They stuffed the pockets of Governors and Legislators with passes, they provided private cars and costly junketing trips for Gov- ernment officials, they squandered millions in buying favor and “pro- jection.” And in the end? The burden hecame too great, the graft And all the pennies that he gets he spends upon himeclf;> But oh, how he CAN moralise! And oh, how he DOES pine For tha “sweet old-fashioned woman,” and extol the “clinging vine!” And when, cach night, he meets “the doys,” where golden beckers foam, He cries in tones dramatic, “Woman's place is in the HOME!” I know a girl of ecarce sizteen, who rowses me to scorn. Bhe never stays at home at all, but trudges of cach morn : And pounds a Uttle type-machine——oh, “just to pass the time”~— And help her mother pay the rent. Buch folly is sublime! Some one should really tell her to her pretty little face That girle were made for “ornaments.” The HOMD is Woman's place! 1 Hee, myself, within a dig, uwurious hotel; And, when I want my dusting done, I simply ring a dell. I never do a single thing, but BCRIBBLE all day tong. T know, alas, thie “idle” Hfe is very, very wrong. T should be doing fancy work, or polishing my nails, But how I'd pay my dille that way——well, there my fancy fails! What ARE the women coming to——to go at such a pace! The “eweet old-fashioned girl” sat ‘round and just massaged her face, too colossal. The railroads rebelled at the impudence of demands (T'S AGAINST Worked cushion-tope, and curled her hair, and goeripud by the hours they had themselves evoked. The public opened its eyes in indig- Bes A ° ome a a beryl woman goes af siaty-fve horsepower! H ness. UT S wel trust that some of them will read this little “pome,” i nation. The law put a stop to the worst of the elrameful business. SHEUS ON TE 2 : das adlids, A ek Ol Wemees plow Gk a OME ¢, Millions of dollars wasted—millions that might have been solidly invested in winning public confidence. Taxicab companies in this city are in for a lard and bitter lesson. We hope they will learn it once and for all. For any corporation that S expects to do business by serving the public, buying protection and sy privilege does not pay. Tho beet protection a taxicab company can have is the steady confidence and friendliness of ita paying patrons. Ite best claim to that protection is low retes and good service. The taxicab companies made their choice. They have paid $500,000 a year to keep the New York taxicab a luxury, a notorious means of extortion, a shame and « nuisance in the eyes of vititors, GRound Then Katy will not come back each day to put away my clothes, And who will write my quips for me——1well, Heaven only knows! The typist and the lauadry-maid, the waitress and the clerk WUl atay at home, like ladies, then, and do “a woman's work,” , And all the men will gather where the golden beakers foaom—— And wonder WHO on earth will do the work outside “the HOME!" ssiosbcataovansomeonionmnoviaionnonomnoninmn nce The Man on the Road Dy & T. Batten, |), tool of graft and special privSege. They have paid $500,000 « year | POOOPOPPP LLL LLP ILEL PELL LE LEE LRA LER ADDR RRA ae AAD DDO OOLILD { , for what they fondly believed to be “protection” while they fooled “THE OLAIRVOYANT. a aa anaes erwucoee ts the public and took ite money. ate here. Some towns are closed. 66] AST trip 1 made Dubois, Pa,” i ewan the jewelry aalesman to ‘You a¢e, when ® person once starts consulting a star gazer It soon the Kttle crow ff road men in iy en ‘ate theme voit. the atation. “When I finished the two taathees thence Graueee: for relief. er f ect B a b y. ate Pes es pitino, f By Sophie Irene Loeb. j pane in the town, and was wondering | t+ one clairvoyant tells them good news AA RARER RAPPER PD OL DDIDDERDPIDEDEDDDPRDEDRPPOPUPORDOADDOA And now where is their “protection”? Private stands, hotel graft, exorbitant fares—all the foundation upon which they piled their profits is crumbling beneath them. Their bought friends are “p = we sourrying to cover. They face an angry and suspicious public. Evening 1 would beat the town or take| they consult another for confirmation 4 Does it pay? &@ enoose at the hotel, a long hatred, ac-| We fello' keep a list and stiok ¢o rion often they are DISADVAN-) perfect child is always the best, and) bo made for the boy or girl who has rly the same story. ea “AGES, to say the least. good health is the prime essential fer] passed this infant stage, I refer to the ‘This town is grand for the business. ‘The barbers’ strike {s already bringing frightful bloodshed and the mother of @ healthy baby, | anything that life may bring to pass. _| child of eight or nine who, having been Some of the best people aome sneaking horrible scenes of torture to thousands of peaceful homes. it be in the hovel of the paupet| So that if you are so very crowded, given the care in its growing process, Into my place after dark, For that rea- a — ee pe end lee Ca palace of the peer, is the ONE/|the little place you call your home,|is now BURDENED with the baby. mu rss ¢ A fare | thing in life, as a source of Joy, that out into th yen with the wee| I have seen, in various gested sec- reat, hen I lamped you standing e THE ARISTOCRATIC LINE. S| makes the follow-| has never been disputed. children of this age carrying here I was longing for a chat with « ‘genes , . : ing comment upon| With the advent ‘of educating mothers the warm days are little backs indeed bent y ve wi At times this F YOUR PAY is over $2,000 a year you are an aristocrat, . the ae itt 4 care properly for their babies, the: much FRESH ALR !s one in their efforts to ‘How do you find business?’ " ; "i, . y hed le or no reason for the 'PER- | Nature's building processes, and it is #0 | “ v! “ ‘Just now it i according to Prof. T. 8. Adams, of the Wisconsin State Tax ‘ perfect infante| FCT infant. Yor, indved, she who| free ae i other fellow here and he got run out of Commision. ee 4 have been found) runs may read, and in almost any lan-| Now 1s the time to bulld strong for town last week. He got hold of an old e you go faliiug for this voyant spiel yourself, If there w ¥ thing in this read-the-future business 1, wouldn't be out in Dubois, Pa.’ ’ wo far as aristocracy is measured by wealth.” anton ore oe ee Dan Dempsecy’s Will. UECTED rather than that too much Therefore, thinks the professor, he should be taxed under the} ments. As a matter of fact, in this day By Eugene Geary. ean ReSia. ve: phanen: 8 Ue Bra ne Copyright, 1910, by The (ress Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World). on the east side: | guage. As the expert claims, the NA‘ the infant, being overweighted 11 maid and persuaded her to invest all cam 8 income tax. “To exempt such s man is to increase the tax burden of | there 1s almost every reason why good Indeed 1s this worthy the considera- D AN DEMPSEY was dyin’; his There's a thousand besides “The average income in the United States at present is probably jess than %1,000 a family. Every individual who has an income in pee te, baa oe _ Siiule somtilsie thls, ta Imperative, that will soon blow over. This is an ° : T The Day’s Good Stories the working classes. ‘Nhe exemption of people with incomes above} “we are only now seeing the results CONTENUING he? noble work (a rears 0 BIVe] ing the perfect infant. E said to « Prohibitionist: bas happened since Fri excess of $2,000 is in reqlity a part of the aristocracy of the country best sort shoul the household might well be even NBG- teked the question “Tt in mlacitudinous on jour part to Quick as Mghtoing « the rely from a litte of + $2,000 is not in the interest of the working classes of thia country |of the improvement that has taken “It is no sur-| URAL method towerd the rearing of « this direction thero 1s one plea to| years. her savings in a “phony” mine, But bables should be reared there tion of every mother in the direction of friends an‘ relations Patsy alx hundred, 4 * A wis A place in these dwellings in the past o pass; rt y ae or of those elements of the population which mey legitimately claim |iwenty years. What is needed moat of Wat sathered around him wid] ‘Three hundhred an’ Atty X01 give alse RAL ne eae A apy think that prohibition would sticceed in cw: girl in dio front rom: "Meas, wir, you've lad exemption from income taxation.” ’ All forma healthy baby te that the}... Mere Sv save him the last| An’ thet'e cit? lift. Tt fe worthy of you to PROMOTE | MOUte New Lory. Prohibition would do wor | get of {alee tooth mother shall nurse her chi. wave @ last} An’ that’e all.” Sure the counsellor sat ise to Ronen) the welfare of the coming citizen. “You kuow how it does there, ‘There liquor can sre reiaeegearenare mdnisthrations, th ’ ere an’ wondhered, Pe ode ela red arg Sach at galled Very Mistrustful. Preparin' his sow! for its home in the| ‘What about t’other fifty? Tie will's If the Professor thinks to tickle the $2,100 man by putting him| “1: ig essential to be @ good mother —— in- the aristocratic clase, he is wasting his breath. Any man who 1s id fegeeedl whould doe certain okies. Rot complate.”” The “*z: hilist.”’ vas inying @ toothbrush in a Kansas drug store | GROUP of brokers were tuthing ebout the supporting » family of four or five on $2,100 a year is too busy to| we are tast getting “Ochone," Daa pansies, “goon me OR SK i ta sy ie a Lida total le a Fe se aftareron oy ania ee nib) | A ne dame M. Keane, aye the Wisshig worry whether he is an aristocrat or not. What he does know is thin; ||dle olass, Outside 1 Ger es Screse ch ine bya wi ve| tow wile? I tlonal, Anti-Vivisection Boclety of Crag pace gr a ele aad Persie psn cs coreg If there is justice in an income tax it begins where the income, after |" ie peor st ae suvalenl werk ( @hrinkin’ their All; ‘Tis @ ginal] sum av money, betune you England in ‘ta last iaaue gives a] i her up, dim. Hshy"s took Vad. | tmewe ep ee Would wan av yes mind callin’ Lawyer me.’ description of a new instrument “‘for the | joi Free Prew. “Keene once pointed out to me an action on providing for the necessities of life and a reasonable insurance against | beneficial. “Arrah, man,” spoke MoGinnis, “yer| elimination of in the slaughter of MeGinnie? the part of the pool arwciates that he deemed . pie sickness and disaster, leaves a margin. For the man with $2,100 a| “The women of the tenements have to! “Tie meseif that ‘ud be afther makin’ life noon is inded, easpiciows, 1 anid hero was nothing suspicion: vear, a wife and two children honk inte nak ohtiaal Col fol ane tbhy endl phar exneren os a wil.” Let it go to the b'ys for a taste of a| cording to the description, “when the The Chief Event. about i. But Kee laughed and said year, Margin is not obtrusive. College | ceive the denent of alr {s pumped into it, acquires a pres- LIVERPOOL schoolmaster is telling » story | “E'lt tell sum the kind of a man I am in diew professors are welcome to call him an aristocrat. But he would rather | And there you have the reasons, So) McGinnis came un wid hie pens, ink an’ there's no need for to ax if|sure of 100 pounds to the equare Inch against hmniselt, He begiun with the sig. Do! deals, I'm wie kind of man who, when he and releases a bolt which 1s driven into nifleant remark that one Saturday he that you, Little Mother (who have #0 i P % let it go at that. frequently seen some pale-faced tot make yer last thestimint,| At h'latin’ the bottle there'n none av] the animal's head, and at once life ia| the last of series of visite to the deniiat , riding by tn a luxurious limousine, and Dempsey,” says he. ‘em slack, extin The Council of Justice to| te following Monday morning ove o pupile looked at him curloudy, Make ‘em dhrink it while I’m on me| Animals, under whose auspices the | Wing wre sat, wwiatee, Peocton way to bo planted, painless method was demonstrated at) mates « point of trying to interest hia pupils in For I won't be along on the road|the Islington abattoira, pronounced the | the current affars of the world, eo when bis class method eas it Ix humane, assembled he opened bi wal, ISBAN the pleasing eublect While the tivo. ladien “To me widdy ten thousand I lave— that's the caper— Only a few ar ago the American Peace Society titew the war- have perhaps had a secret wish that Or, tf ahe gets mazricd—to make Ire- like Dr, Lyman owt of its councils and here is the Arbitration YOUR child might have some such Conference up at Lake Mohonk taking him to its bosom. Somebody benefit), may well Feflect on the emptl- must have tamed the terrible Doctor. ness of these no-called advantages, Letters From 4 the People {.untitieaa,t A Festal Grievance. 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