The evening world. Newspaper, May 12, 1913, Page 14

Automobiles made in this country are the best and ch Mr Stands Patient! PAs TAGE ont eed, Gesak sats olden | Somes 1 oouia iahad hr 1s tars ta” TOA ; utom are the and cheapest in i © owl a . a to marry me,"—Youth's y world. The industry has jumped 5,000 per cent. in ten years. . Jarr a SueRny for Ste ee ‘g G . es n ON th, and to-day he comes| bottle with Slavinsky, prettily draped and the q By all means let the Court of Appeals find some way to keep fiat both children bewan t©/ iat ying of a man. No washing for aos ONE moon B. a06 to bey be i eomeee Hn fey avian, boone Bice’ fata tab on the lawyers, There are now 10,500 of them in New York Vor helt father ‘wag ai cee T ESTABLISHDD BY JOSBPH PULITZER. Published Daily Except Sunday by we, Free Fubitening Company, Nos, 63 to 718! WOLUME 89......cccecscececeececeeeeeecesNO, 18,892 | OUR GREAT NEED IS GOOD TURF. AY no idiotic scheme for erecting plaster pyramids and | h papier mache ephinxes in Central Park ever find ite way | into execution! If the people who are forever studying tp things to put into the Park would only use a little of thelr | energy in trying to keep it in good shape as it lies, the city would ve | grateful. | *. What Central Park needs is wise protection and encouragement | for its grase and trees and rustic corners just as they are in their eturdy simplicity. It needs plants and flowers that will live. It) needs gardening that is neither half-hearted experiment nor crazy extravagance. ° Above all else, it needs first-rate lawns and turf. It wou'd be worth while to engage and import a special staff of gardeners if they could tell ns how to make, in the shortest possible time, real | tough, green English turf. The great need of Centra) Park is green grass strong enough to thrive under the flying feet of happy children and the tired backs of their elders. It should not be necessary year | after year to close lawns to the public because the sod is “tender.” | For the best interests of the Park the city need not spend one | dollar on colossi or coliseums. It could well spend thousands to lears the secret of good turf. ’ ———_-4-2 Some of the prisoners on the Istand are said to treat the newly- arrived ex-Police Inspectors with marked consideration, believing the latter will some day be back on the force. A cynical and sig- aificant commentary on past police standards—from experienced observers, too. SS ee OPENING THEIR EYES. 6 JAXICAB PEOPLE everywhere would make more money if they brought their rates to popular figures,” says the Boston Post, commenting upon New York’s taxicab scan- del. “But nowhere do they seem to have intelligence enough to un- derstand it.” : Intelligence will come. When we have dealt with the insolent egmbination of taxicab companies and hotel men, who run the cab service of this city, backed by Aldermen and police officials ready to reform as long as they can be sure of free rides, a great fight dawn upon the taxicab business hereabouts, Independent taxicab owners realised earlier what was coming. They reduced their rates without compulsion. A driver of an ind)- pendent taxi said yesterday: “At my present rate of a thirty cent *@fop,’ even though I cannot use the private hotel stands, I am making money. With public stands I could afford to reduce my faree etill further.” An electric coach company now seeking a franchise te run five-cent coaches on the main avenues of the city has an- nounced « plan for supplying a cheap taxicab service. 1 manufacture of motor vehicles has in twelve years risen to third place in importance among the industries of the country. The uso of, commercial care—trucks, delivery wagons, omnjbuses, ete.—has intreased by leaps and bounds. Thirty thousand of these vehicles were made last year. Never were they so cheap. Isn’t it about time the taxicab got into this class? More than a year ago The Evening World said: Nowhere do the taxi companies show more short-sightedness than in their poli-y of}keeping the taxicab a luxury. A big taxicab corporation working ‘the city to devise a carefully regulated system of cheap, popular bs, with public stands and a high grade of service, may count certainty on rich returns. - an said ‘Tes.’ ment the emall man was fi in the Light {s breaking. 66 five cents Saturday, Cumulative Woe! qn | Want that Carson woman next door to “ aaa w seein A tas pene ote ee eee . Cc paw?’ asked Master Willie! . (Mr. CY, sate, (bane Ig) 206, sorta sot ee know that we could afford to. after?’ asked bis trieed, "Take the lower, 1 bate to alesp tm them," Seetoise neoainee dare. get nie wow ata ht pluene i cateull (8 the J. (blankly)—But that tan’ what ' The barbers’ strike has crossed the river to Manhattan, There ‘wes en overhauling of trusty blades in many homes yesterday. oo A LAWYERS’ GALLERY. Le in this city should be required to file their photo- graphs, according to the Obeirman of the Membership Com- | Prod P mittee of the New York County Lawyers’ Association. Menicipal justices complain that a number of men are practicing in their courte who, the judges are convinced, could never have passcd a bar examination. The inference is that these men got their licenses by erranging for somebody else to impersonate them at the examina- tions, If the candidate were required to file his photograph with his name when he presents himself for examination, his identity coald be fixed and later, if need be, confirmed. County. Even the good ones make trouble enough. The bad ones live on it. If counterfeit and sham lawyers are to circulate with the real article life will become much too exciting. Let’s photograph the whole lot. And while we're about it, mightn’t it be safer to measure their ears and take their thumb prints? ee New ‘ork Has Much to Learn, Says Fosdick In Europe— Newspaper headline. See what travel will do! | | | | toe ana a a “LEAVE THE NDELIERS NTH oa Me car ig NUP ORDER ALSO SAYS Oo COMPLY_WITH THIS O1 SULT IN PROSECUTION ent when he collects bills, and he sits pe and cries till paid; and Gussi hollers up dumbwalters when he's de- lvering meat ror his papa’s butcher Domestic Dialogues —— By Alma Woodward — O989SG8TSISSSITSS FOSOTVFSSDDSSI0SS DOVEVESTESERE0008 shop, and says he loses five cents when the money Is sent down the dumb- though . Conpright, 1918, by The tree Hubiien 196 Ur, (The New Kore Kresing World), It with lots of tleeue paper, wr J. (With) meiancholy)— cided that That's right! Be careful of| ‘em. Goodness knows whether; oe [ety ever get any other BW.) with the inconvenience rere just to spite those agents Mr, J. (brightly)~Well, certainly net ay pce, this season. Mr. J. (good-humoredly)—Oh, Mrs. J, (wotully)—Or any other 808") jes: you talk like @ family feud. son! A a ant, it's the princtple | “ar. J, (laughing)—Le!’s hope, even it| with yours tame vo id Mra. Jarr, “and YOU! we are on the threshold of the poor- Must not interfere with my correcting | no no’ one's going to be unkind the children, Not to allow him any jenough to push us over. y ie the best punishment} nrg J (with spirit)—Yes, you JOKE vq | about ‘on the threshhold of the 1 tan have five cents, ten't poorhouse; you can't tell whethi aked ttle Jarr girl. h the things thi jot if you, Interrapt mamma when peal ee she is correcting Willie,” replied Mrs. jecr in itv Jarr. “And, furthermore, 1 do not Wish nest hes mot to get out of the State you children to go to your father foF TG ‘nis wite's taking in washing! Money unless you ask {t through me.” | ye 5, (embracing her)—But I'm not “Why, certainly, if you are @ s008 boy,” Ae eeuten Mtecee any money, papa.” said Mre, Jarr. At which Master Jarr twisted and writhed, as children do when repressing thelr emotions and protests, but he sald five cents?” remarked the ‘and covers re te ering for. ited another room. day, Fred? One day you! gare luxury and the | “'y4 I'm on the map: down the dumbwaiter! Comes rea | WH You seem kind of | Hoos . col 4 y iq | Dlue tonight, jo trades things and) srg, J. (remembering afresh)—I AM fetin them, and his napa eves him &/piue, What do you think happened? But walt, let's alt down to diner first— A Time Limit. I can tell you while we're eating. (Business of sitting down dinner, Mr, Ji ogc TRE up htt cin Mr. J. (between attacks)—Well, go on, lag ag her back! J.—Oh, I woul Manter Jarr. je. I'm good pay, thering indignation froth | 1! , to if you sent a man up from th nd he sald they'd bi ought to be thanks te, waiter, an@ then his father hits him on the head; but he don't mind it, al- hollers, because it don't hurt Just wouldn't move for spite if I didn't 1 thought we'd de- place was too small for I know. But I could put hush, ly)—The trouble don't resent things people say. You haven't got any spunk. But then I suppose @ man with chronic ‘bad heart and indigestion can't have spunk, How's your indigestion been te- Mr. J. (cheertly)—Bo #0, Some day Ill jlowe it. How've you been feeling to-day, Mrs. 3, (taking fire again)—Not well/! he Evening World Daily Magazine. Monday, May 12, Mbbocccscoeoocoese coccsooseresoooee ceeeeoosoeoeesees The Customary Domestic Holdup Ra father gives him five cents, a “That will do, Witlle!” said Mr. Jerr, severely. Mr. Jarr said this to expr co-operation. But it had small effect in the direction he intended, for Mre. Jarr simply sniffed and only whimpered the more, Five cents ain't boy. we Tattie-tale!” called Master arr. “Now just for that I'm going to teil your father!” gaid Mre. Jarr severely. “Willle should share the magnesia bot- talk that way to ‘Emma gets th dottles,” explained the boy. “Th only two cents when you take ‘em back,” said the little girl. “Magnesia bottles is five cents.” And Mr. Jerr mbered that these posit bottles’ w ‘and legal tender in Childland im the Breat cities, Willie is going to get a dall and w nai rt, a got two soda bottles to ball and jacks. Willie traded three of my soda bottles for one magnesia to the think “You shouldn't tell secrets,” eald I . now be a good little feel terrible to k—But, anyway, T heard her tell somebody she was going down to a sale of dented kitchen utensils, That's her style, you know. them? Willle, especially, has been very Let me show you his echoo! him to get hit in the head. And Johnny | "27, a 1913 The Stories of Famous Novels By Albert Payson Terhuie Ressscersenvsnnewwesanssene OXGTENALSVO «0 o HUGE” Coprright, 1918, by ‘The Pree ing Co. (The New York Evening World). 4 No. 21" RVELINA,” by Fanny Burney. HB was known as Evelina Anville. But her name was Evelina Duval, an early eighteenth made a runaway match with Sir James Ret- family had disowned her. Sir James. finding bis wife was penniless, had torn up their marriage certifica: nd deserted her, She had sought refuge with Mr. Villars, an old clergyman, and had died soon after Evelina’s birth. Hvelina was brought up in the country by Mr. Villars. When she wae sixteen a family friend, Mrs. Mervin, undertook to introduce her into Lon- @on society. There the girl's fresh beauty and rustic charm won her s score of admirers. Foremgst among her wooers was Lord Orville, jan-about-town. Between him and Evelina sprang up an attachment that steadily deepened into love, But there were obstacles that held them apart. One of these obstacles was a dandy named Lovel. Another was Sir Clement Willoughby. Lovel hated Evelina because she had inadvertently offented him at a ball. He made her life a burden by rons impertinences 5) and acandalous Hes, until Orville interfered and scared Two Woocers the dandy Inte decency. and an Enemy. Willoughby openly admired her and sought in every way to win her favor. Once as he was driving home with her from the opera he tried to kiss her Only by threatening to throw herself from the carriage did she prevent him from Per peating the insult. Meantime, Evelina had met a melancholy youth named Macartnay, who was 80 poor that he had planned to turn highwayman, She reformed Macartney an@ gave him enough money to make a new start. Incidentally she learned hin sad story. In France he hed fallen in love with the adonted daurhter of an Enelish nobleman. The noble had grossly affronted him and they had fought a duel, In which Macartney had badly wounded his opponent. Then, on fleeing to England, the young man had learned, to his horror, that the man he had a0 4 im own father. Boon after ved the following amazing letter, couched In the flowery, flown language of that pertod: “ “With what transport, most charming of your sex, a!4 1 receive the letter | with which you yeaterday morning favored me. Pelleve me, lovely girl, Iam % truly sensible of the honor of your good opinion and fer! myself deeply peli- trated with 1 nd gratitude. Assure yourself that T desire nothing more Ufe than to pour out my thanks at your feet. Your adoring ORVILLE.” An Evelina had never in her life written to Orville, thin epistie amazed and bewildered her, She could only suppore that the man had been drunk when he penned It. Asa matter of fact, it had been written by Sir Clement Wil- loughby in a spirit of patty revenge for the girl's cool treatment of himeelt. But, far from parting Orville and Evelina, the forgery trick eerved as a Ddoomerang. For Evelina sought henceforth to avoid Orville. And this avoidance merely served to bring hfm to the proposing point. He asked Evelina to marry him and she accepted, With Evelina's A Shower of marriage came a general turn of luck for the better. Fortunes. Her father, Sir Jamen Belmont, acknowledged her as his daughter and rettled a fortune upon her Her rich, cranky olf grandmother, Mme. Duval, had always t' ened to disinherit her. But now that Fivelina was an hetress and the @ lord and no longer in need of financial help, the old Indy bequeatehd the bride all her fortune. Evelina also learned that Macartney was her own half-brother and that the father he rounded in @ duel was Sir James Belmont, who now recognized the youth i him to marry the adopted daughter whom hopelessly loved. a written Anring the Inet half of the elehteenth contney, when tte NOTE, a" wa ‘enthor was only seventeen. It at once into worldwide normtarite, tm epite of its ‘artificiality end many cridenesem son took ite plece as an Engliah classi The Day’s Good Stories A Cool Stand. PROPOS of 0 railroad wreck due tos de- fective bridge, Jerome 8, McWade, the | ‘to yw aid that due to my acenstomed absent-mind. ‘The toil bridge was rotten, an! a women) fell through a hole in it and was drowned, Her fndignans townepeople held « mass meeting, aad im response to thetr resolution of protest the com- | Taking No Chances. LLIE JAMES, Senator-clect from Keatacky, weighs somewhere near 400 pounds and bates to ride (n an upper berth, sare the Vashington Star, Oner, travelling beck to Bis from the capital be could aot get a lower berth for love or money. bought the lower berth which Ollie was to ale: board at our annual meeting, In the meanwhile, to prerent, if possible, a re When the porter made up the sleeping car for the night James examined the upper very cerefully and shook it violently. “I am scared of these uppers,” be confided te the little man, ‘The Inst time I alep ia one 1 tumbled down.” ‘The hundred-and-one pounder did mot eay « word at that moment. Bui balf an hour later when James retured from the anoking compart. WAS very bapyy," sid the confemor, ‘whee, after years of wooing, she finally en will find thids model excellent one, It le pretty for. the brocaded crepe MMustrated and it is © charming for voile, marquisette and -ail pretty thin materi- and cotton. It oan be made of one materiai throughout or with colmr and sleeves of a contrasung one The skirt three-piece is) Wed - to It at the elongates shoulder and on an unusual line. In the back view white vols is combined with the same material showing little romeouds in the design. Crepe de chine could be treated ta this same way of any two harmonising terials could be ut os If ‘iked, the sleeves can be cut ofy in threequa rer e y Gfteenth whethe: shritt defense)—And hav. ing our le or we got big things to bother as, too’ fteenth of MAY, mind yout Didn't Archie tell us he heard the Globo Mr. J. (contentedly)—Well, you told|Bank wan awfully shaky? And haven’ him we were going to move in October,| we got our money in it? And mightn’t down, from " ‘A’ for Reading” to For the 16 tor Deportment ne the dress will require tep in last week for 7% yards of material with @ rubber 2. Gy yards % oF 2. yard. 44 inches ‘wide: Letters From the People|} with % yard 27 inches @idn't yout ronte indigestion of yours make with t yard #4 ee Rater ot The brenng Wert: cat neate oF canes, ee to. fad Crs Mra, J. (explosively)—I did not! What invalid for life? And then t'd cal ge Gh ecs da Mar |Get ne tee do you think? Do you think I'm golny | have to go out to work to support rout ie otek » Je (resent ' ry a 4 um, fait? BOAR | coe weet at eran tte ices whole lot of rubbernecks) Mr. J. (F Bay, you're rough MY apartment trom| cheerful somebody, putting me in an billaes | the fifteenth of May catching me|invalid chair! None of these things is in my bathrobe, or steaming my face| going to happen. Go forget it! ¥ Gussie Bepler hollered a: or something? I guess not! Those! Mra. J. (suddenly)—Ob, say, Fred, I|didn't,” sniffed Master Jarr in o it agents are getting more and more nerve) forgot to tell you. Mrs, Brown told me | justification. every year. “In that case," aaid Mr, Jarr, “ Mr, J, (mildly)—Every tenant will ts the nickel to fll out the f “And I think his teacher blames him 2 Complains of Tunnel Services. | view of the fact that the ferry Is #0 for things other boys do." ' Pees World: much sought after during the summor lati} lately 1 did not think it was poe) months, Wake up, Hudson tubes, ant ible for one man to rune railroad. The) ie, us have back the good service that e that my idea has been changed '8| yr, McAdoo took with him to Wasi the management of the Hudson) ington, GEORGE J. PARSONS, seems to me to have deteriorat:d Union Hill, N. J, Pattern 7868—Gemi-Princess Dress for Misses and Small Women; 16 and 18 Years BUREAU, Doneid Building, 100 West Thirty-second etreet (oppo- Gimbel Bros.), corner h avenue and Thirty-second street, have to do the same thing. baseball utensils, But don't do it again. ‘York, of ey mall on receipt of ten cents tm eoin er jetly since Mr. McAdoo resigned as 2,475,208. “Bo he was guest of hi Mrs. J. (furiously)—Well, here’s ONE |ing and carefree ‘And here's five cents for you, Emma. stamps for each pattern ordered. of the company to become! T) the Kéiter of The Brening World: @tag dinner? Did he tenant who won't. I'l keep them guess-| WONDERFUL cure for indigestion! ‘After all emarked Mrs. Jarr com- IMPORTANT—Write your address piainiy and always opesity . of the Treasury. Cannot we| What at the last census was the pop- I can keep making up my mind| Mr. J. (giving up the ghost)—Good-| piacently, as the happy children rushed | § Patterms. } ane wanted. Acd two cents for letter postage if In a hurry. Bet, decent ser ulation of italy? au May to September if I want ta J] night! away, “they ARE geod children” *