The evening world. Newspaper, May 6, 1913, Page 16

Evertng Worhd Dawxily Magazine, Tuesday, Mery’ 6. ent Lepdhiceeeis 1. ly) sgescaacaed ee mL) 2018, by The Fram Pabtithing Oo, (The Now York Brening Woe) = 7 |! Jon, dut to @ married man 48 ecome Hike radium. Moat men oppear-to consider that the simple-truth 1s not At to ofa a , woman wnt it has deen polished op 20 that it.eaples her, ond veiled tn Milence.mey When @ wife impresses her hi that staying at home evenings te @ duty, naturally he ceases to i 48 ae @ pleasure, 4 men’s {des of “epring cleaning” ts to run a straw through the howe thelr native food and served -with « lotot itty, half-baked ianitetéons ond diow the dust out. peer haptry ot foreign didhes prepared with machine-made monotony in huge i iain restaurant kitchens? “Bpecieities” are all. very well, Butswhy “not Ge. American epeciaitien e-chence? [We hear a ict sbout the euperiority-of Frenchechickens. Let @ie.'Amorican chicken come‘to the table without a previous siz _munthe™ying in- ctutedn en-iodber-end he-wilidiod -ls -own with Qe dest. Fried Amerken <iteian, with corm fritter, Marynnd Gtyle, is to-day-onsof titefinest-dishes in the-worll. Buropean ce- Qeamants honor tt-by: trying to -intttute Haes- Mme. Bersttierd) oven tented it? i : . The New Soglend-bofled \tinnervie<e-national’ “eat™*of which’ anyreountry might be prowl. So is febyhowder,.eo ie "possum, .0o erercolifich. cakes, co is ‘hasty-puiding. ‘Amertoan baked beans are ‘And tow about Johnny: cake enti corn: dodger end can-e8f fo the Bet? he-had to eat:in dts younger<daye st home meekly allow otal to serve him mesecs with “foreign names end ? Woree-ctill, why does -he-allow the same influences yoo dresiener ‘ =» (Whst we ‘8 revivaivot nstive-Aimertcan cocking, particu- wae oni te ‘A the:good food in the world és French “chefs.” Restore ‘American “epocialties.” \ ! i SS (Oh, to-becagnattedtietaeviswer oust = / Ee DVERSE opinions from-meliical organisations might-nst of themectves destroy people's faith in Dr. Priedmann’s-tartle ‘ vaccine for tubsroulosis. The millions fer whom the mere Promise of @ cure-for eonsumption- brings life and hope little heed what can ¢o easily be set down as the jealousies of rival: doctors. ‘ y a “te .. (Warning? i: Outy one trend of English opera ts geouine. Whichever it 13, the others aren't. 4 . } = There is some talk that York Btate, which is next to us, hee a law to ‘Make railroads carry full crews on trains, Mr. Mellen has always hed two + why ‘Husted has given his lewn ite first spring shaving. H. __sgeith ao patent mower, pushing it o wien of, why Go you mix up esl end Sounders with politics in | bile?” ant the| “Me, Werent Kt out by the day. Se oo ay te DERN Fen ceo. RWNTY nice, eh?” sald Jenkins, “Gee! They de emell sweet! Geing to give me some to take home?’ “Nothing doing for you!" eaid Jenkins with @ tose of his head. By @ woman's top bureau drawer shall ye know her. If it 12 neat, she te, Dimple; tf tt te dare, she ie inteHectual; if it resembice Aetna after, eruption, she ts temperamental; and 4f it ts locked, she te myaterioun, IPahenwoulén't remind Mm-of ¢, a man could go on living ¢ , with Re gotfe. forever, without-noticing that he had ceased: tobe, A\Uitle tango-mepde a thing of Peouty—dut it requires:¢ vivid tmagination to-see tt that way. 4 “gentleman” te o man who sighs effectively while he loves. ¢.women, and Uee.effectively when he has ceased-to love her. Mose When.a man doasts.of a spotiess- reputation, it usually means that sectety Ree not yet “spotted” him. . How to Choose Your Occupation The Duties, Chances and Salaries in Various Lines of Wosk } ” pesecesccsccccsescoscosccecescsose Mr. Jarr Starts an Endless Chain Of Beauteous Springtime Gifts SoOSSES OCR SOSDSS SONSOOSODENES ESSN SOSEONONNSSSOND “No, I do not,” said Of, Jerr, ‘But Give me @ bunch of the Illsce and*T'll get out and try to cell your place for you—on commission.” ‘You Geli anything!" remarked Jenk- fae, whe now saw Mr. Jarr was joking him, “You cbuldn't sell twenty dollar gold pleces for a nickel each—not to floral trophies. Jarr, “You'd better eral that he did not even notice the stenographer emiling at him. At his usual hour, somewhat tater than he would have allowed the office force to come to work without com- “Oh, I didn't “rept buy them, repica “Ah, I a0, @ friend brought them te you from the country?’ sald the boss. Here Mr. Jenking patiently explained, patiently because it was the boss, that ‘the Ilaca had been raised on his own estates in the country. ‘The boss frowned. ‘Here was displeas- pe precenly on part of on nis keepers, A man who could efford place in the country with flowere—he ik into this! atammered the bookkeeper, boss frown, thought rd ‘bring you in a bunch, sir. We have »| them on our little place, you know. Lilacs in the sprini mind off the mortgage. em!” eald the bos, “you Rot attempt to Live beyond your ‘Mr, Jenkins, and then your min Rot be on iilacs and—ahem!—mort- gages.” And he walked away with the Mlacs, dut without thanking the un- happy bookkeeper. Later on, to show euch tributes aid not render him a whit less impartial, he gent Mr. Jenkins out to collect dille and premeaet the stenographer with the ace, PRODI LODO DDODDOD DODD DD DDDDDDDDDDDDD DDD DD: Are You Blonde or Brunette? It Depends Upon the Weather Wo: if you live | larger numbers, Gerce aun of the eouthiands ‘The Monde nations from northern point, They have come from e dark timately perteh. | cMmate and have been plunged inte the “The old tightwad!" eaid the etenog- @s ehe came back to her desk. re me @ bunch of Ilacs that didn’t cost him anything! Before he married he used to buy them for me at this ¢ime of year and roves at other times!” flowers, ‘The chauffeur brought them uptown, and, seeing Gertrude, the Jarr's light- running domestic, coming out of Bep- ler's beefsteak studio, presented ther with them in turn. Gertrude would ha’ iven half of them to Claude, the man, as she passed the engine house, but the eye of the admiring and jealous chauffeur was still on her. Bo ahe took them in and ve them ‘to Mrs. Jarr, They wore decorating the din table when Mr, Jarr eat down to dine, ha! Those ere fine ones!” sald Mr. Jarr, sniffing admiringly. ‘You should have seen the sorafwny, dinky fittle bunch that Jenkins brought in to the office to-day and gave to the ho Why, they were nothing like these. I think I'll take ‘em down to-morrow and show them to old Jenks and ask him where he gets off with his llacs!” een The Grist. By Eugene Geary. Copyright, 1918, by ‘The Press Publishing Co, the New York Evening Wong ot Sahai wir ate DRE'S « bdaitade that’s dent on flooring Dramatists at thelr apogee. Whirds Gus Thomas, whove plays are @eortng? ‘ne, We know him simply as “J. 1. C." Paupers in art creative they be, How have they peopled the mimic acene? Eigity playe about Love—oh, Gee! What's the matter with Lorajeen? ‘The Hoosier school {s in anger roering O'er these facts that ere plain to see, Here's where, at feast, they're oll caught enortng After their dialect jamboree, @tories of knighthood and chivelres, ‘Tales of the subtle ''b'gouh," I ween, Bighty tales abous Love-Oh-o! ‘What's the metter with Torajeen? By Celia 3Telephone Operator. ‘work of operating @ switch- Doaré ip very simple, requir- ing bat little previous prepare- tion. But not every girl is ‘The question of keeping communica- tions secret is of vital importance, and every girl who intends to take up this work ghould ask herself: “Can I keep @ secret?” If she can answer this ques- tion honestly in the affirmative she hes one of the most tmportant qualities es- 1 for this work. , way to learn this business an exchange of one.ot the % per week at the start while training, and ahe is here taught all the K. Hasik Co, (The New York Evening World). details of operating and handling @ switchboard, Having obtained sufficient, experience, work Is to be secured either, at the exchange itself.or at some pri- vate telephone switchboard, ‘Th salary of % is increased rowing experience. And the better pes aitions pay from $10 up to $15 per week. There are.some positions in New York City that pay from $5 to $0 a week, ‘These high salaries are exceptional ang are paid to certain operators of switchs boards at the New York Stock Ka- change and newspaper offices, wherp extreme rapidity in handling messages and @ quick, retentive memory are ee sential. 4 A good memory is always of values this work, and I am personally ao quainted. with a young, woman operat- ing @ ewitchboard in = banking house who has had her salary raiscd several times because of her ability to remem- ber numbers that are in ajly use im yr work. ‘The few necessary points to remewe ‘ber in connection with operating a tele- phone switchboard are these: You must be calm, self-possessed, not easily trri- tated or excited, and you must not have the slightest trace of nervousness. Add 4o this a clear, agreeable voice, good hearing and memory, and you are prae tloally certain to succeed, H, 7. Batttr. , The Man on the Road fy Coppright, 1918, by ‘The Pres Pubtuhing Co, (Tee Mew York Evening World), -IN DAYS GONE BY. G6GFT Used to be the fashto! I customer ove to dinner,” the old-time road man. fashions change in selling goods just as they do in women's wear. The buyer would go out to dinner with the eales- man. And about 2 A. M, they would re- tire to the drummer’s room to look over the eamples, Sometimes they could find neither the samples nor the room. “It the astesman had more than three Duyers to handle in one day he would have to go toe sanitartum to get over ft, After the night of dissipation the buyer would frequently remark: “Never mind the samples, Joe, send me the same as last year.’ “The anlesman would use tis discre- of what he thought the buyer's business needed, It 14 eo often that the salesman's e buyer's needs were so much nearer his own than the buyer's that there ‘would accumulate stocks of worthless merchandise in almost every store, Each article would recall e jam- bores. “I remember one buyer who take the'| take the boys through the stock a point out the souvenirs of former ¢s-' oapades. . “There's the wall paper Fred, me the night he won a lottery prise,’ he would explain. ‘Those curtains were, aold me the night I lost my watch at the, 4 @e on through the Mat, When the firms began to frown on drink these ‘old-time buyers and salesmen could change and were thrown out,” “Those were happy days,” remarked Going to ved in-the Getting up for a Bath ‘was to invite ridicule. The retrospect ts replete with rapturous, revulstve m@.¢ morne."* . . “Your idactio dissertation dittuses Grink's drastic desire despite the @is- quisition am the drug dabster behing the bar as to who will donate the dug! dose," replied the linen man, as thay dook their stations and proceeded to ‘atow the cargo aboard ship, you, boyw,’ he amended, ‘bat I'm mighty to oso 20 many of you bere,’