The evening world. Newspaper, May 5, 1913, Page 14

ove GER snr. SSTABLASHED BY JOSEPH PULITSER. Puttished Dally Beoayt Gunter, 87 re Freee Fspliching Company, Wen, 68 to Rew. Ne Fr. ne ny ° Postal Union. One Tear... One Joe eos ees 2 Scale? 1a ts Seewtcs252. VOLUME 53 (0. 18,885 LEAVE SUCH FOLLY TO THE MEN. HE JAPANZSE are erming and having military drills every night right in our villages,” declares an ardent woman voter from Oslifornia. “They are all under oath to the Jepancse Government and come day we'll wake up to find an army in our mridet, They are a menace to the nation.” If thie is the best they can do we earnestly beg the women to & = PorraeEe om Busy- You'tt HAVE To Oo THE HOUSEWORK “To DAY are clever business fel- Therefore D One Way of Winning. sensing paoeee ‘Mise rar ig seers ont | fr ee oC se paihoet ‘attern oho't sk debris bet that's Susie Gibbs hes been 20 admirable OHIO’S BOOM TOWN. AYTON has risen from the weters with the energy of a young : giant epringing out of a cold bath. According to a despatch to the Times the total loss of $128,000,000 will be wii time, Twenty thousand wagon loads of mud hauled away. regulation oO iL T'll bet that’s just who It is, * i at there is lees sickness than before the flood. Carpenters|go unt and out. Contra tlt wer me _ ead ballders are at work by thousands.’ Houses and business blocks tae acd teat eve springing up bigger and better than the ok. A new million a two cents to talk to dele hotel be started. Merchants are doing business from en Se eee et ) But I guess T'll an- y | ewer it. I may de able to get in one or ~ See tek pelt tie iad lively Daytonians who “never say die.” But be also ag gon ~ cempneEvcondrnagal such quick recovery. Not ie money—these are only for the moment-- ef credit, its gigantic netwotk of buai-| come to lot her ring her blocaing heed ite ewiftly travelling currents of interest and co-|0m yt, 8 Tua it’ wona oe Dayton merchant of good reputation hes received | grand. Walt a minute til! 1 ask George. which he buys.” That tells Mra, G. (to her spouse)—Oh, George, Masen. Jim and Muriet are thinking of Setting up & week-end party to go to stricken, Messina must slowly charity and aid. Any com- into the geme agein the in- Fe ay Ser ony ste ra. wire)—Hello! (Pause) Oh, YOU, Murlel, darling. On, I'm #0 For a minute I L of Cf é | Atlantic City, The weather is eo beau- tiful just now. They think about four couples, and they want us to go. Mr. @. (exercising his authority)— Can't go. Can't possibly go. I couldn't leave on Friday night in our busy season. What're you thinking of? Mra, G. (pleading)—Oh, George, llasen to me. It won't matter just ONE week, will 1t? You work only half a dayton @aturday, anyway. (Over the wire.) Yen, yes, dearie, just a minute, just a E i Ht Witte “en't poetry a rather petty Job for the up-|@ grown man?” “Oh, ne. There's nething petty Nght appears." ~Lippiacott’s. jebeut starvation.’ 4 gp cating sae Loreena et ntti aap omfg tt yee omeetic Dialogues sf ing. If there's one place more than another that I particularly loathe it's Atlantic City, And you know it. Now, heed @o you want to drag me down 1 maybe you'd do it fer me, George. I certainly need a little diversion, My a and everyt! &@ second, pet, I'm finding it a little ¢)at times is the sort that most of us i Mr, G. (grunting)—Lovely time noth- against my will? Mra, G. (meokly)—Well, 1 thought jerves are awful this winter, all shaky (Over the wire.) Just By Clarence Coprright, 1018, by The Press Publisding Co, (The New York Evening World), LK ie cheap" is an ancient, homely saying. Like a good many accepted maxims, it is lopsided. It is true in general, but there are plenty of notable specific in- stances in which it to not true, @ome kinds of talk are extremely expensive, The ex- Dert who knows all about his sub- Ject chi about what he likes for hla talk on that subject. Another kind of talk that is excessively costly sive utterance to in moments of temper. At such times we talk bigh and we pay highly for the privilege. The kind of gossip that injures reputations is not cheap talk, as the victims thereof know only too well. So that the “Talk is cheap” maxhn has @ ort of list to starboard, But there isn't any doubt, all the fame, that moat of us talk too much. ‘There is so much ordinary, ungraded, useless talk in the world that talk as- suredly ‘s a drug on the market. Of course the great trouble is that talking with the greatest volubility most of us Bay 00 little, A certain amount of idle chatter pre- sumably te necessary for all of us, If only to keep our vocal apparatus olled and in condition. But there are few men in the world who could listen, with toleration, to an exact phonograhpic re- production of all of thelr words: ut- tered in the course of a day. If we were compelled to listen to such an \ ‘unreeling of 0 nsequent and often foolish vapor! would find it hard to credit the eas of the record. ‘We would find it diMcuk to believe that we could, in the progress of o' short day, exude so much utterly trivial | talk. And one phonographic treatment of that sort, could it be arranged, would cure a good many of us of our heediess ae tete nes, hard to persuade George. (Pause) A pay station? Why didn’t you go into one of those slot things? You can talk till the cows come home in one of those for a nickel. (To Mr. G.) Now, George, Mssen, Muriel is at a pay station where the girl don't lke her and she’ says this call'll be don't hurry You're always so popular at a place like that. I don’t see why you don’t want to go. I'm the one te suffer really, see- Speech Is Cheap—Sometimes There's a Line Between Too Mach and 700 Liste, Famous Novels By Albert Payson Terhune No. 18—MASTERMAN READY, by Capt. Marryatt. 1918, by The Preso Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World). READY had followed the sea for more than had @ Meat last he had gisen to the post of second mate on the big ship ‘Pacific. The Pacific was on her way to Australia. Her only passetigers were a family named Seagrave. This family consisted of a father and mother, three sons and a little daughter, With them was their negro servant Juno. The father was given to words rather than to deeds, The mother was more or less an invalid. Tom, second of the boys, was a pest. His mischievous tricks were forever family. As the Pacific was traversing the southern seas she was shattered by gale that also disabled Osborn, her captain. The crew, carrying their n less captain along, deserted the ship. There was not room in the boat for ‘ the Seagraves. So Masterman Réady stayed behind on the wreck with them. He managed to steer the foundering ship aground on an uninhabited inland and to land the helpless passengers. There were provisions and live stock ‘aboard the Pacific, which he eafely transported to the beach. The island, he Alscovered, would easily sustain life if they took the trouble to farm the ground. The Seagraves were in despair over thelr ‘misfortune, But Reedy rebuked their lack of gratitude at the unexpected safety that was theirs. And under hip leadership they eet about making their island home habitable, Bet into minchiet oy setting himself adrift in a little okt. him away Masterman Ready swam out through the shark rescued him. This was but one of many instances in which ® nuisance and a menace, The refugees built a stockade to guard against possible attack, dug a well I CAN'T STAND ON ALUStJOULEN Pre iM MARCHING nite SuFFRAGETTE PARADE —GETUP. tt By Alma Woodward ing all the pretty young girls run after you. “If I were a jealous woman I cer- tainly wouldn't urge you to go. Mr. @. (coldty)—None of that soft stuft now. Didn't you tell me a minute ago I was eo steady and plodding and to be “a Uttle sport’ just for once? That don't go with the other. You're skid- ding, Harriet, you're skidging. Pretty young girls don't run me any more, except to ask me the time. Mrs. G. (tmpatiently, over the wire)— Ob, Muriel, for goodness’ sake don’t be So stingy. I never knew you (© be close defore, I tell you I'm doing all I can to hurry him up. (Pause) Oh, YOU want to talk to him, dear? (To the meal tloket.) George, Muriel wants to talk to you. Mr. G. (over the wire)—Heilo, Muriel. What's the row? Mra. G, (softly, at his elbow)—Oh, eleven dollars if you decide. (Meltingly.) L. Cullen, and started to erect ajhouse, For a time all went pleasantly gnoush. Then one ly day they sighted a vessel in the distance and ran up distress signals, But the egnals apparently were not seen. For the ship went on its way. Goon afterward « danger against which old Ready had been guarding became @ reality. A fleet of canoes filled with armed savages appeared off shore, Masterman Ready Nad provided for such an attack, He had provisioned the stockade and had had placed there @ huge tub filled with drinking water, But Tom, whose duty it was to draw water from the distant well, had‘ been saving himself the journey by drawing it from the tub Instead. And now, when the attack degah, the tub was empty. There was no chance of reaching the weil tn safety, for tho savages were swarming everywhere. After destroying the house the natives tried to “rush” the stockade. But the defenders were well armed and after a fierce battle they beat back their assailants. Mrs, Seagrave and the children were suffering horribly from thirst. Master- ‘man Ready made a dash for the well. He reached it, filled a bucket and started back for the stockade, pursued by the savages. Just as he reached the stockade gate the old man fell, mortally wounded. He was dragged inside the gate as the savages gathered for another attach ~ But as they charged a series of deafening reports was heard and masses of grape shot and canister ripped through the black ranks. The natives took to their heeis in wild panic. The ship which the fugitives had hailed so long before had seen thelr signal, but because of rough weather could mot land a boat. Word of the occurrence had been carried to Australia. And Capt. Osborn, who had lately reached port there, had set out at once with « relief expedition, reaching the island barely in time to savo the castaways from death, Masterman Ready lived only long enough to greet his old captain and te say Soodby to the family whose guardian angel he had been. the fleeing savages. A boat was sent ashore, steered by Capt. Osborn, commander of the wrecked Pacific. getting people into trouble. Altogether it was a somewhat unpromising | Off shore rode a schooner, which was bombarding » Vb A f 4 te The Day's Good Stories] |} The Melting Pat. gg Rated ovadiae coe MU “ HAT product do we get from Mngiand?™| ‘The unjust have all the closed motor cars a2@ shed the teacher. umbrellas,’ "—Washington Star, “Right, juet do we get .. A Learned Verdict. “Wool and oatmeal,” Tae eee eee oe ele one of the passengers, after having tried ia vain to inepect his face im the washroom + tmmed to Restus, the presiding geniut of the Pullman car, “See hove, Rastus,"" be said, “I waat your opta- fon in @ matter of importance, Just come with " me over to the window, and, after having cam tesa?” fully inapeoted my face, tell me whether or 2>t you “ americans!''-Ci Plata Dealer, think I need 9 sbare,” —— tmmetiaety waded newnet ot renuered® judgment, Joys of the Unjust. “Waal, euh,"" be oaid, with bie head covked to RS. NORA BLATCH DE FOREST, editor] one side, ‘in reapect to de share, oh, ab should ef the new journal of the Womeu's| cay thet {t all deprads on what yo’ intend dete? Political Union, aaid the other day: with yo’ chin, sub, Bf yo're jest gwine off Ga» ‘sphere can be mo justice for women till yore train to use yo’ chin fo’ talkin’ yo’ don't (ots the vote, Mas, having the vote himestf and| no shavin' at all, sub, but of yo're gwine fefwslog it to woman, io unjust, You know the | tn' yo’ dest girl, eub, ah sorier think eh’ remove tory about the just and the unjust? It’ very] come o' dem splintehs from de chin an’ de desl applicable bere, defo’ dey done scratch somebody, euh,"—Basper'e “The vain fell alike on Weoliy, George, be nice to her, please, Mr. @. (to Muriel)—Oh! Do you really think they're going to be there? You 40? Oh, well, that puts a different front on it. Suret The 238, Friday after- noon? We can make it easy. All right. Goodby. i rulous man has been lightly regarded. The reputations of innumerable wise ™men have suffered on account of their incurable tendency to excessive tek, Contrary to the general opinion, it is characteristic of wise and clever men to talk too much, if only to exhfbit thelr wit and wisdom. But, in thus ex- ee themeeives, they also lose pres- Mre. G. (breathiessly)—Oh, You sweet thing! Wat made you say yes? bd Mr, G.. (looking wiee)—Huh! You For, it te a deop-seated trait of aver-| WTA, throw a whole tot of dream stuff age folk to view with # certain conde- @cension, or to suapect, even the wisest People verindulge in conversation. They very mu@ prefer the man who, knowing very little, keeps that little to himeelf and waiks through the world with a dumb assumption of wisdom which would not be his ff he Mved In the wond f. for ten thousand yeare. Mr. G. (clearing his throat)—Now, th ieee je ae MB, alucovers f0r) ete one, suat be alad you're going and too much and too little talk! The words |%n't ask any more questions, of such a man carry a weight whioh| Mré G._ (breaking)—Why, often is all out of proportion to the ac- 7 tual value of what he says, solely be-|2'@Y I wouldn't go to Atlantic City cause he has‘a reputation of one who! "°W for a million dollars, I wouldn't. “measures his words," jOn—thoba) His counsel ts sought because he has'_M¥- @ (with sublime tndifrerence)— shown himself to be @ master of tacl-| Well of course, it's up to you. turnity at ‘times when taciturnity ob- ‘Mk ieee viously was his pisy. And an ogcultly mirthful meaning {s fixed upon his dry deste, because, seeing that he does not often Indulge in persifiege, it is taken about squats chasing me, will you? Well, SOME of it may come true Mra. G. (helplessly)—Oh, George, who id she apy'll be there? ‘Mr. G. (amoothly)—Never mind. You're going. Now, aren't you satisfied? My. G. (in despair)—But what made you,change your mind so quickly? Who 414 she say would be there? . Evening Song. OOK off, dear love, geross the sal- low sands, an ida prea, taken] And mark mpeting bie rare moments of expansion must; eee. sii is mean something humorous—end so his Uateners laugh, even though they do Bow lag Gey Eien MER ON the not understand! The man who deliberately and visibty| Ah! longer we! welghs his words 's liable to seem pom | vow in the sea's red vintage melts the ous to the critical eye But, in the Rad, main, eyes are not critical; and pom- 2d Dosity very often is mistaken for dig- Ae Berets Pearl dissolved im rosy 0, And Cleopatra night drinks all. ‘Te done. nity. A receipt that has been tried and found Love, lay thine hand in mine, Come forth, sweet stars, and comfort 1s composed of people who care for you change of conversation, that you may Ughted sands; loquacity. in every age of the world the gar- 1 and who are willing to indulge your grow in estimation for a profundity |O night! divorce eur eun and sky apart— © prettier, more graceful, more attractive Wa oot Bins Se Batons It taxes the most coming lines, it drapes the figure with dra) For Unin the soft silks und chiffon cloth, for it is neatness of finish and attractiveness of that are desired, welght. A very beau- titul effect, quite dif- ferent from this one could be obtained by the use of plain wh de Chine, tn t! mall 34 or 38, mi 38 or 4, large Pattern No. 7859—Short Draped Coat, Small 34 or 26, Medium 38 or 40, Large 42 or 44 Bust. in or 44 inches bust meas ure. Call at THR EVENING WORLD MAY MANTON FASHION BUREAU, Donadd Butiding, 100 Weet Thirty-second etreet (oppo site Gimbel Bros.), commer Gixth avenue and Thirty-second street, §* New York, or sent by mai! on receipt of ten cents in coin orgy” stamps for each pattern ordered. IMPORTANT—Writo your address plainly and always specify not bad is this: Save your exuberant emall talk for your inner circle, which chant for loquacity. But to the gen- heaven's heart; eral world give sparingly of the emall| Glimmer, ye waves, round else un- {which you know hew to keep to, your| Never our tips, our hands,