The evening world. Newspaper, April 24, 1913, Page 20

ie a 5 “The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday! Apetl 34. of GS “ ~ Biorld. Pes vay eA ae, Ae Sms 8 WRON' : : te wencerib tine hate We Moe’ Mrenlag) Vor Mnelant aud the, Uentiasat ast ING? ' 3 wis Teri ‘ter the United Staten ‘ail Countries tn the Tnteraational tab tees Gantg 2.50] One Tear... onra oS Len » Sel One Monthscscsc: My ae Can You Beat It? @ «x2. @ seocesccccccecessss NO, 18,874 VONUME 53... i THE SPORT IS THE THING. UDGING by the careful arrangements the racing magnates are making for the reopening of Belmont Park next month the r horse may yet'come back into bis.own dn the -trecks turf of this State. , ry ii 4 And why not? All the fine old-eport needs is wholesonie, pro- # tection for iteelf. In the old days it hed come to be the idda’ that a whst must be protected were the bookmakers and the wire-riggars.and et ee thoumnnd and ene dhifty folk who grafted themscives upen the | pert of borve-cucing and fiiched fat living therefrom. Let us hope we hove learned better. Protect the sport first. Keep i clean and open. That fs the best we for Pinkertons end police. + (Nuere will ways be private betting et horee reces, just es there wi always be betting ot football or bescball. But thet need nover be a reason for raling s good, time+honored, fresh-eir eport off the * ‘gatth. ‘If’ the directors are wise they will stick herd and fast to the SER en contemptuous manner very different from the courtesy he was in the babit of Dractiaing, following up his remark « little WM the-diplornsts don’t Ike Mr. Bryan's grape Julce diploasicy « they know whet they can do—diplomatically peaking. . ‘ PITTSBURGH'S SHAME. AITTSBURGH is in a shameful plight. The epectacle af ‘thon-| children etaying from echool and parading th against the retention of a superintendent Not recognize in everyday lif him a challenge, which he mat with the statement that he ed to apologize, which he-eould well afford to do, for every one knew his courage and felt that he would mot hesitate to fight to the death for anything he knew to be right. We shes’ hande and became friends at onee and have remained so ever since.” “Then a greater war brought you nearer still, I suppose at that time you could not have expected to be united in an effort to set up a Rew country.” “I thought it would come some day, but I hoped that it wo CAN You time. I never wanted war; it te terrible, I would have pea pe not be in.my a ° i it BEAT IT. whole world, as it will some tt concerning whom grave and shocking charges have been made is a : Mr. Dreneiee sass Was like musical bella, and tte melody yet i 4 the memory of all who ever heard him. It @ me of the greatest seery one. Bven though Supt. Heeter wes acquitted, the nature of attractions which made him #o fascinating th hi “pt: i Fi 7: ‘| ol met “hin were % _ the charges antl the evidence were quite enough to warrant his imme- chained, His power of logic was equal te nto vocal ule andavin (he teeew ' . diate removal by decent, right-minded euthorities. That he was al- bine rre npr yereheemee ventric laser, A, , je 0 Judge Jerr: jack, Mr. jarain's. ant ‘ - lowed to stay on tn office until bis name became a public scandal and “You would look to your lauréle, for thee tye BeuJamin from New > the whole wretched story had forced its way to the notice of boys and Orie ne pee etStes saver Seen: outs 6b: Sotise.” ve Re ¥: ‘ esident Pierce offered hi I q a, ae HP itle, ie sickening. Tt should have been the first thought of those in Supreme Court, witch he dectioed, io willingrity. te sacifies MIAO authority to avoid euch an outcome. But it happens that Heeter has ie cause wae shown by the silence he maintained when cenauret’ for, she behind him the Oliver political machine that rules Pittsburgh. disaster at Roanoke Inland, rather reveal the fact that théte: #atonot 4 lon enough to defend the place, th: Y¥ giying the Federale infy : We hope there are few other municipalities in thé United States tion whick would be teed against the Confedsfuch te) cr d ae | : in response to publ pasith hi igied- f1 nih at of where such 8 thing could cour. If you would see the ugly shadows War and wan Immediately appointed Secretary of State. Wiese ‘ thet ‘political selfishness and brutality mey cast upon even the chil- As Mr. Benjamin wag not of this country, having been born tm & Wane ts dren of s mechine-ridden city, look at Pitteburgh. . Island, of English par and his family tiving abroad, he had Not the dee. to bind him permanently t> the land to which he had civen his service: His heart was in the Confederacy. When that fell he went to London and entered upon the practice of law and received the appointment of Queen's Counsel, a ee ‘Mew York, New Haven and tartford stock 1s the lowest since ~~ ~ goodness knows when! Ditto Mr. Metlen’s., . . + _. BATTLESHIPS ON TOUR. f THREE-MONTHS’ ORUISE for the Atlantic fleet on “Velwurely” tour of the Mediterranean with shore leave for f every enlisted man at every port sounds like a pleasant sort of duty. So mach the better. Any inducpment to attract intelligent " young men into the navy is welcome. Secretary Daniels ia proud of qe moos sassansasassassaasgassavasaasssanaans| {Did You Ever Hear That You Walked Ore lh Mr. Jarr Acquires a Few. Needful | on Your Hands a Million Years Ago? 4 gol Y 4 ; Facial Repairs and New Ideas |: happened soine tle time back. |wo were never given them in the-@ret” fF stood, as Fred himself would have toll] “Do you find the young men of to- | though a famous scientist says it 41d. Maybe a million yt _ Perhaps a|place, since our grasp of things {9 eo trife more. Perhaps not at all;|Mmaterially lessened by our igequality. But {f we put our hands on a table HAAFAAAAIABAAAAAAASASAALALKABAA AAA | it day more fastidious than they used| His idea is that once we used to|® !f we meant to walk on the tipe of . the eplendid training in mechanics which the modern battleship z business?” asked Mr. Jarr. |to be?’ asked Mr, Jerr. | stand and walle on our hande. ttere's|t@* 08ers we can immediately eee But he.is also right in believing that “we should offer to en-| F he cared. But it made talk.| For he knew Fred’ was an observant | ‘ what a well balanced support it mates § ie i nin with ki. Wath Kh hee aid the sporting barber, philosopher. the thegrd gh. encyep ee ya: the Cal —with the middle finger the longest amd... men every opportunity which lies in our power to obtain that | KW: 4. leave. either!” “what with this bug for the santary| ‘Yep,’ sald the sporting barber, 1 |TMbune: the little finger and the thumb falling, , kbewlelge: of other countries from personal observation which in | Paden ‘This being a direct reflection on the| thing, and what wits the cheep niny thin ‘& whole lot of ‘em is getting real| D° sa) khow werati Angers | behind jnanciog oe whole ; reak gives travelled » f | barber by the hat rack, who had come| razors, I don't see how the boss makes|ladylike, and I think it ts because of ;are not the same length, why you were same DI saya, ry ot lite the man anfrdvantage. \ . from Australia.with @ tin covered trunk ; nould worry and have|these girl-tace pictubee of young fel with finger nails, and why you fingers for each hand. «Because other nations do it we devote millions of dollars and‘ ] and certain formal consents from the pe the magasines and weekly paperpjare © bal or ll greta paced bod fMousands of vigorous lives ‘ : Australian Gi . th al- y * running. ‘ou are rig * Is of young to maintaining a great fighting ; luded Maavesced chi ania eae : Jar. “When I wan a young feller I was a|left handed? i An English physiologist bas given us 4 an Interesting ‘series of answers to Inger or toe for each. theso questions. : mb tn the horse, two for the pig, “The fact that all our fingers are not |so on. But the original figure was five. e length has always been a Wis-| “The hen, for instance, has only three ntage to us,” he says. “And the/end a half toes, and when we examine. Feason that our little Angers and our |tho skeleton of its wing, which Is really Gaye, ft: 1t was known |ring fingers are so small and weak js first vote was getting Ws | might be difcult to account for if we machine thet wo hope we may never use. We ask of the navy tha ' H fon with @ hone stone. ‘Wall, they catch the yearlings” said | hunky. Jumped the | frelgnt © Wdeall be efictont and ready when we need it for war. Meanwhile) cu, 1, vy roe mm mauaing | garners whe heventranee, of oie Ci |Beeaapenre. or. eome of, them ether |cthor comething te the men thet make it. In time of peace it Laid she Hi in| “tell guye to be Jobbed from manicure Hanbrowe i ba, eae aet cl mindred r 1 4 f voayo to feel that ee < the od sees NA! nenwuinee ay Wer Cnr een | te nuen one pes eae | ing every year? ‘Then safety scrapers even indirectly toward developing active-minded, * well-oquipped cftizens' whose views of life are not bounded by ward. | ‘lon * Fr. Jarr entered and walked Sons of the Fourth W: maybe that's why the young fel- to-day seem a little too flossy for Fred never told Mr. Jarr of this, tact) yearlings to going after the girls operatives hardly stood at atten-| have been trouble ov: is all right for fusz, But when the right up to the chair of Fred, the: being a necessary attribute for a suc-|and wan manicure and regulations or the intricacies of thirteen-inoh guns. sporting barber, ny, | Cemetul tonsorial artist, and it { simply | massaxe to look real pretty they come | pan Tubbed with cocoa butter and his took into consiteration the present wae only ne Dirde appa tly, have tomes. ° L. 4 " a 5 we can ni ‘The proposed cruise fe well chosen. The Mediterranean has seen stare the pene szkat pater chronicled h. @how that Mr. Jarr in we ge nails buffed by a manicure he wouldjof the ha ju good |thet they cou! as wel ith shece hawe had to go play with the siris|reasons when we consider the history of | and a part of a fourth and 20 ome Permanently: tho hand and look at the fingers of |stcpped developing. For it is the " re getting too refined, you|many kinds of the lower animals which | with man and animale, the world over bd have fing (Gade history and cur own vevy hes played its part therem. We Jarr, and hed upon one cocaston offered > (ampbled the Barbary piretes after Burope had endured them for cen-| the verve: whose chair was near the 9 | tapes. We have hed our share in some of the later romantic happon- cont rack, he Sad Teoat natiga Other Women NS) Husbands t : goes._on 0 -exptage, [enon ne: they discover. tats teenaanea storied and inspiring shores. It is well that our ships paring Vee Nchbis beeane hin bane As a Rule They Are No Better Than Yours aT NOMS ae sharner ‘adel: were, prong Ny, aah Per, Ranting, ae LIES. Bee. ae Se a § fo lined with farmer's satin.” By Sophie Irene Loeb ; though young fellers ie getting too cute |from our ‘four footed ancestors.” Surely it and finally lose it altogether.” H e hte tne sees Shs, Jerr aid ‘net aw panda dainty.” icin @onally rec affront, Ld more or less like ours.” and through countless generations, ‘as’ he goes on to explain, |eoon an they discover thet. they cam, ; Copyright, 1918, by The Prem Publishing Oo, (The New York fy ‘Wosld) “You were a rough-and-ready boy, Bandits, robbere, highwaymen and taxicabs flock together. ee rae” gut Brod, the eporting var.| (-VUADYS NEWBORN, an Snglish (FONMATION even to nis beat friend in|*en? Mr. Jarr inquired, —_—_——— ber, came gaMlantly to the defense of writer, deplores the common habit ;the club or anywhere stand,” Fred admitted. “In fect, I MMe Harlem client. 1 Of wiven be Beis up.the vistses of iperntmants used ¢o, doll up a bit myself, Yuhne? ’ : TEACH us, TOO! “T've known that party since the Hud- | ’ other women’s hus) But it seems some women positively |aiick hack the hair and go in for the ideal Job. 1 then teoked down and cow the trout, mb ; . = ; MUST blurt out things, not only. to|gay (ioe and want me phoes shined The I lob, had ben walking for a block w th one fout om the, £ HE University of Wisconsin has fixed up a special courve of moped boty. serine bo any Pe Baltes ce inet: ‘ove, [thelr intimate friends but bey | and have the latest thing tn collars. y= (to mtn arrated for Sianont 208 Davemeut apd the other in the gutter. . V " i ‘ 101 er. ‘ 48! § fath at that bare oo vi means Ape lectures to show the Mayor of Philedelphia and his.cabinet | iy nis way, and he didn't lad on this! ; she ie piligi-nsd by att fetid jovi post, He many eters of Zour wrt, 700 Same, but Different.’ Bh, how to run their city. The instruction will cover everything | __ eine of heaton lars goed enough for him, He | Mere same exovee RIEND—Wel, Aust Alice, how J your a0 7 ol . 7 | 14 he'd didn't know at the coun- fe it? Why/ don't you wo men getting along! « 8 from taxes down. What is more, the Mayor, his helpers, and seventy- 4 about the small and bk Tudge—Well, whet Pony try was coming to when the boys all Ul Aunt Alice (whose busband ts on tamete . * % men e CO! 's m wanted to be dudes and smoke paper| Prisca—I'm waiting to pull e ef the Seldiem' Home)—Po'ly, chile, mi, five business men from the City wil live like college students| The Real Sufferer Aeticlancies % Se | ee at 0 Me sen oa a i iy way they con hampitile and take it all down in their note books. By one'e riende, Bren igen Lrg Up a “Fuige Wer. te. rou wate! What ore you| puttin’ e Mother Hubbard on Ni, hot vy” ! j ” wander en’ wander ", apn Shame to the Eastern uriversities that never thought of it! ie we ee teen tion that the age ts getting decadent," | "SNE! A saiung watt navigstion of the! wrieed—Wiy, be to not crear, fo te, Ath’? Here is Columbia, the biggest wiedom-plant in the country, right in he ought to be (that most husbands are not remarhea’ Mr. Jerr tr benomes general, Then I’m gving to got the| atice? > hapa weg otty, and tt hes never occurred to her to sertalnly 9sit not |reuiy apane of resing anon ry sper toe men i "stnmpoot tat oe Foote, —Judee, pata Aten Se, it, Se wot crea wel F . ‘a course for the Aldermen or to administer a little private tutor- other wemen. ‘Never tell your friends |“IFE of him, perhaps she would not | Ridin im your auto has sot Spelling ‘exas. —-__ , © mg to the Mayor! Are the older colleges too high and mighty to Tas 70 woul not.lie yous enomay.to [Dios St RR Maeeene eR eren [rer net eee 3 ww neve tn Chet mum ont Not Cranky. By come to the rescue? Must we weft until the University of Wieconain y others. To AM be. dwt thle sort of woman Up the Mountain H o- Gratien tates be tal om 0 “A Lt P- posers Sention Der, t ¥ jo the * ‘e ig "4 a fs through with Ptfledetphta before we can find out what is the pureand Sate “Wings welt Gadian tniecnerpae ian: ply Hla ana te fos Sores, Yew, One te Wand fan.) Se bers ee aaa Nee ene GA ‘Naeineh’ bemtite Go vane matter with New York? 5 : v to other women, ‘ ‘would be just as evident. Taking {t| Gtere uneyllied round ue burn, p Ryn “Garage.” a at iN my husband is not a dit I , {all in all, this “giving away” of hus in repentant mood ‘One meraing an old negro women came Gown to , @xclaimed ; ' 2% if the un-| From your wanderings would return, | the etmet which was Ciro yr Cone Weil, you'se as full of etre ao o hang.) Owl. Toonevelt Declines Invitation to Review Women \' ©! ‘ y wife would but look at that|I¢ ye fel) te find the George's axtemodtie emporium. stopped orgie. otk +: @ru.cNewspaper headline. \ Wy; | ‘That ye found with us of yore,’ | locked ah We eign « moment quizslcally, wave ta, bei “oat, af thd Rt Roosevelt May Not Run Again.—Another ditto, y, Or when lawless mirth like this he ohuckted: a, e014, ‘but, afl Gives your hearts delight no more, |, \Humphi” dhe wid: “Gerege! Go| | dqn't oo with © ereal.’ "Washington Sth, Ireally balance those ehe deplored Then return in pilgrim guise, feather sar | ere eon 2 eel “Grerp'— ig ue : ——, that I'really do not know what |And about these defects of hers he very| Gladly up the mountain « Re ok Early Homer, men find to talk ebout po late at clubs’! 7 The baronet smiled his ii Sudden Lameness. iG not about our wives, madam,’ to deplore the! Rapture glows in heal | PIM other day 1 mete man 1 believe Calamity upon calamity! a i) , / LADSTONE, when a boy, was visting ag + the country and the farmer was showteg. him around, Coming to a Geld tay M | torted."* Nushar lings to others does When a long-lost einn round ¢¢e! te be, without « doubt, The mom absent. telnod. 2 rm black bull the farmer said: “Tl 4 Dey Strect-Sweepias. Girt upon people on the sidewalk. Do | 1.11 niet, Just so! The point ts well taken, and/AT.TER them and only accentuates| Every error ye have made minded fellow yy mane ae Aes Master Wiliam, Om of The Evening Werlt: not the dust and dirt that Ile in the A 1€ we would but own the truth \ ‘Will love's chalice weah away, realize that man Te ni ora be aed York street contain all kinds of germs? bevriviy fram the effects of Intem- , “3 noticed And dees Gry-oweeping epread dis- | peran: A. Sea b the ease? Wer act alvaye ‘rinse the site igee, | ia. pavevar’s.a8f_09 8 [than women. Ae» general thing he ‘a |remeay her a ; theroughly : tl epree half end able to HIDE « great deal of Gemestio times without number, a ' ‘ i wuheppiness without the elightest ‘note of as lee 0.