The evening world. Newspaper, April 23, 1913, Page 18

y otld Daily Magazine, Wednesda April 29 1818* h e Evening W BY JOSUPH PULITZER. he Fees Fabiisniag Company, Nog, 68 66 THe NAPOLEON HAT WILL BE THE OFFICIAL HAT For THE SuPFRAGETTE PARADE, MAY. 3 Copyright, 1018, by The Pree Publish ing Co. (The Now Tort Brening World). F there 4s really no marrying in Heaven, what will the poor dechetore om Taxicabs yesterday eent to the I Aldermen & recommendation for improving the which embodies all the reforms for which do, without any other men's wives to flirt with? The man who passes love by, and indulges in a lot of cheap firtations, would probably trade off the Kohinoor for a handful of glass beads. The trouble with most husdands is not that their love grows cold, but that it grows stale—a gradual ossification of the heart, as 4¢ were. In these days a man rolls home in his horscless carriage, ekime up- stairs in an elevator turns om his electrolier, site down before his gas- logs, chats with his friends over the telephone, reads his wireless news, Uatens to his canned music, cables his alimony to his canned wife—en@ lie otill wider to the extraordinary range of secret power fil surrounding the president of a great corporation a have neither time nor knowledge to look after Bvery. time wo get a gtimpee of the mysterions ade insarance company like the Equitable, or gyetem like that of Mr. Baker, or « big railroad ‘we find ourselves more and more clear as to the at of o bank or raflroed or insurance company is paid salary te look after other people’s money. Stockhold- yers expect to pay and pay well for the faithful and handling of interests they cannot guard themselves. Has ef « corporation the right—however shrewdly ase the money intrusted to him for the purpose ineressing his own reward? If so, how far? Is earporation executive to his stockholders van be accu- ae cant: S ast ve forever GEORGE STROBRIDGE, Chloé Examiner, Automobile Bureau, of the Secretary of Btate. blows of sound. And Master Siavinsky handed the orange over to Master Bep- ler, remarking quietly: @angerous allurements of his “special § can’t git any julce out of it now, but it ain't dry like you said it would be.” Master Slavinsky regarded it with a werried look. lose my bet! You win,” he sald, “What was the bet?” Corti, Bis Yor rene Wort SOY “yon ero goin’ to be when you grow up?” asked Master Insy Blavineky, comptacent!¥ | an orange. sounde in his specch. Pe | “Give us a suck of the orange now, Issy," suggested Master Bepler, “It's “Aw, Grant" oried the present cus-| tule, "7" todian of the frutt, ‘Didn't I betcher that I could take tt and suck It so dry that It would be dusty inside?” Wille Jar, “Bure it aint! Master Johnny Range. yet.” “But I ain't through with it, am ooin' 1?” asked young Mr. Slavinsky, in’ that | rodious tone absence of thelr lowed one of those crous disputes the smati boy, whi flocks together, 1s prone to! Suddenly, fe the way with these clanging, chattering quarrels, so char- acteristic of small boys and crows, like @ poultice fell to heal the many were slumbering around him the clergyman pest t, 1918, j epeeritinca.t WHY 5 NOT 7 Fhe COPHAT PECROESEEEESSESES CESESESEEESEESESS ebceesooosoooonee The Jarr Children Partake of the Sweet, if Deafening, Joys of Spring) FESSSISOVOVESTOTS 99900009090000099 3 “He bet him the orange. Gusale Bep- Jer had the orange and had just bit into it when Izzy Slavinaky bet him he could suck it Gry!" explained Master Rangie, who had been early on acene. “aw, Smarty! Yer didn't suck it dry!" cried Master Bepler @ triumph. “You see, you're always #0 fresh and think you kin de everything.” Master Glavinsky bore his defeat in the matter with fortitude, and (for the ject was now dryer than the orange) the matter was about to be passed over for the dangerous sport of seeing who could step on a strap that ‘be designated, coolly replied: * been an idiot I would have deen sleepin’, too."-— ‘Tit Bits, pa ee ae A Let-Down. “J ol late Jules Massonet in ‘bumer, hotel in Monte Carlo an Englishwoman once gave M, Memenet « tea in her sitting room, core ‘the blue Mediterranean, She brought out daughter to the middie of the tes and her down at the piano, and the girl sang, in & vole music “The great composer had a keen sense of ‘as slender a9 8 cotton thread, the mirror from ‘Thais,’ At the end of the song the ‘bostess said: “Tell me, frankly, cher maiter, what Go think of Emil ice?! eM ,' anid Maasenct, ‘I think the young iat future in—soulpture of paint- PPSISSOIOFISOSISD tratled from a passing express wagon, when the boy banderlog people had jention distracted from the| Passing pleasant peri! of the tralling| strap, by Iittle Emma Jarr, who came| skewer of wood n her lips. Iszy Biimsky!” she sticking from be “Qomp! Umbla: cried. The clarity of her diction being -in- terfered with, owing to the fact that at the end of the wooden skewer was a isk of that sweet petrification known among the little ones as an “all day} sucker," To convey her message more speedily Uttle Miss Jarr drew out the clear but impervious disk of candy by the wooden skewer and, wilile she waved the thi Master Slavinsky's covetous added: js got your poppa’s job taking out glass across the street.” ly Popper he don't take out no sseverated Master Slavinsky. the children trailed across the way to a private house where, in the vestibule, a large pane of glass had been removed from the inner door. ‘I'll take ‘em to my popper and show hin” calle it “living!” Mb, dearie, the modern man tan't a wolf in sheep's clothing; he's © sheep (WF wolf's clothing, who goes through life in the eternal fear thet every woman he meets is about to lead him to the altar for sacrifice. By the time we get through singing the popular songs and dancing the popular dances of to-day, the seres won't have an illusion left on which to hang a thread of sentiment—and the sauce piquant of Wfe will Be Tost forever. The man who pays the bills and writes the checks ien't “spoiling Ma complezion” over the feminist movement. He knows that there will be only one political opinion, one set of ideas, and one brand of cigarettes in HIB house. Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure tute © duty, and a Ke from a lurury into a necessity. a How to Choose Your Occupation The Duties, Chances and Salaries in Various Lines of Work By Cefia 1.—Stenography. VERY girl who is thinking of taking up stenography as a Profession must first carefully consider and study her own habits at home and find out some things about herselé and her own personality which will prove of value in leading her to take up or reject stenography a It she is careful and neat, fairly on the safe If, for example, she is in the habit of keeping her bureau draw. wt home neatly and, carefully arranged, her clothes brushed and hung up in her cioret, it will show that she has the required neatness that makes for suc- cons in this line of work. Of course, a knowledge of good English and correct epciling are essential. And no ysirl should dream of taking up stenography without these two at her command, Rapldity in taking dictation or in type- writing \s desirable; but careful, neat work should never be sacrificed for speed. A reliable way to study stenography is to take a six months’ course in a@ reputable business college together with K. Hasik (The New York Evening World), tematic training in English and: z Later it Is often of great value to take up the study of French, German or Spanish at one of the eve ning high schools with a view to in- crease one's efficiency and make one’s self more valuable to the employer, As to compensation, the beginner generally starts at six or eight dollars per week. And with time, as she be more proficient, her pay ts in- ed to ten, twelve and even fifteen ‘3 per week. There are competent nographers in New York City who n as high as thirty-five dollars weekly. Also eMfciency in stenography, combined with quick, intelligent hand- lng of correspondence and a great im terest In one’s work, may lead to the position of private secretary. In setting out to look for @ position as stenographer a girl should carefully bear in mind these points necessary for 3 ess in personal appearance as well as in work; accuracy; good Englieh and correct spelling, All these, com- ‘bined with mative common sense and a Willingness to work, wfll be sure to lead her step by step to higher and more responsible work and ultimately to success in her chosen profession, ~~“Canning Words for Two Thousand Years. the Sorbonne in Paris is establish- ing a museum of voices with @ view to preserving for future senera- tions the voices and words of to-day. He s to belleve that the phono- graph uite as wonderful an inven- tlon as that of printing, He ts making P's FERDINAND BRUNOT of to catch some of the Sioux Indians, He means that this collection shall embrace every spoken language in the Library, Every dialect, rep character—statesman, preacher, actor or orator—is to be collected and “canned” in this vast phonographic museum. po! of summer This one is with a most m= ing waist that in: iste ‘ratellee, at ve a pre' rounder fine. As al inustrated it is He picked up a compact kit of tools! and collar, in the hallway and, followed by th other children, carried them to his |father’s shop. ‘That evening, to @ pal in their bach- elor apartments on the Bowery, “Har- lem Slim” bitterly complained that up- town was no place for a guy. Dut is almost no limit to t to ite possibili- It would & o! “Why, they even pinched me tools,”"| made bee, wit’ ao PP ANELL, THATS T00 OAD BECAUSE HE'S BEEN HAVE TO GO ALONE® BNOW-1 CAN'T WAIT Y LONGER g ‘and I makes me gitaway| bordered tions ut to the neck and a stock collar is add- ed. ‘or @ very hand- Pattern No, 7842—Fancy Blouse, With or Withaut it, Tumlo, $4 to 42 Cali at THE EVENING WORLD MAY MANTON FASHION BURFAU, Donald Building, 100 West Thirty-second street (oppe- site Gimbel Bros), corner Sixth avenue and Thirty-second street, New York, of sent by mati on receipt of ten cents tm stamps for each pattern ordered, bea A IMPORTANT—' Write your addrese plainty and always epectty Ada two conta Cor letter postage if in a hurry,