The evening world. Newspaper, April 19, 1913, Page 10

Daily Magazine, ssoagrtcnmee orld S aaienine 2 Undine. craaaieded - Sel eat Teach elas ek eae a aa eee urday, April 19. ning The Ev Sat She SS azo. ou ESTABLISHMD BY JOSHPH PULITZER. ten, 08 ished Daily Brcept baw 74 Fd hee re ia Company, Nos, 63 to ! ° sont RURMEER oeeesiats PEE how, | aucered at the Post-Office 2 % Subscription Rates to The n ‘and inoat and World for the United States All Countries in the International =, and Canada, Postal Union M One Year. e Month c “« one 88 THE EXPECTED HAPPENS. OLLOWING the adoption by the Democratic caucus of a pro- t Sa F : F gramme of reduced duties on woollen goods, comes promptly Copyright, 1912, by The Pree Puttish ing Oo. (The New York Evening World). HE other day I spent three good, glorious hours trying to do my hair in rl I new way. I do not WANT to do my hair a new way. The old wa; quite becoming and graceful and easy. I wept when they took my oereate dour from me! For when that crows of beauty was banished it rovenged iteelt by leaving ten extra years on every woman's face, But, squirrel-hearted creae ture that I am, I sacrificed it, as I would sacrifice an ear of @ hand or an inne e if they happened to be “out of style.” And now, after many monthe bor, just as I have worked out a new coiffure, that too must go! styles are CHANGING, and by the time 1 from Rhode Island the announcement of a big manufacturing firm: “The provisions in the new’ Wilson tariff bill make it abeolutely | impossible for us to successfully compete with imported goods, there. fore a stoppage of machinery will take place imimedia’ The expected has happened. When the present tariff was under consideration Senator Aldrich said: “There is no person who is acquainted with the tariffs of this or any other country who does not know that an assault upon the wool and wool!en schedule of this bill is an attack upon the very citadel of protection.” Senator Dolliver said: “I intend to fight it. * * * I do not purpose that the remaining years of my life shall be given up to a dull consent to the success of all these conspiracies which | do not hesitate hefore our very eyes to use the law-making power of the United States to multiply their profits and fill the market | places with witnesses of their avarice and their greed.” | | Wis tragedy of it! At least three month lfe are devoted to inventing new w: in the mad rush to “keep up with the latest” tn hi By the time we gave wiped our hips off the map, behold! hips are the fashion again, and we have to commence eating potatoes and creamed foods in order to get them back. By the time our front hair is long enough to be pinned in with our back hair, presto! bangs are popular once more and we must cut It off. ‘There is nothing the matter with feminine fashions. Never were they loveller inating of more infinite in their variety. You may get yourself up Cossack, a Dolly jen, a Cupist of a Hottentot this very den; you may be frilly or man-taitored or frowszy or classic, No woman looks like any other woman or dresses like any other woman to-day. ‘There is room for every kind of individuality. Yet next fall ali this riot of color and beauty will be CHANGED for a new riot of color and beauty. We are like & lot of squirrels in a cage running round and round and never getting any- where, Every time a new tailor or a new milliner hoids out a peanut a little “squirrel” bites! 5 Ndrich and Dolliver are gone, The issue remains. But this | And yet we go around shouting about “the emancipation of woman!” i “Eid | _,Do you wonder that men are amused? When I see « dainty iit time it will be set right and settled. cabtiron corset, acrambled hair and the “last cry" tn hats mounting ¥ ———__ «4 ———__-_- — id clamoring for “woman's rights” it drives me to the verge of hysterics. by the nape of her neck and shake her right out of her clothes ere! Be FREE!" It isn't MAN who Is keeping you down; it’s | your own stupid, Idiotic self. HOW on earth can a sex that spends half its time | And three-quarters of its brain force changing the set of its ruffles or the shape jof its hips ever hope or expect to'compete with a sex that Ignores such trifies and puts its brain to some use?” Why, dearie, the agony and nerve force and energy that a woman wastes | over one spring hat would bring her fame, fortune, a F LIVE WIRE'STORIES TO-MORROW. | ITHIN the twenty-four pages of the Magazine and Story y Section of the Sunday World to-morrow will be found a} variety of reading that for timeliness and interest cannot | and, a vote-anythi be duplicated in the city, Suco on one e wanted—If expended in the right direction. Who iakee ner gp itt A double page is given to “Trish Legends Told in Pictures,” | Rudeness | TS WHS eran daciées to change hls “isle Us oosa Git! and’ al dnotiee drawn by John P. Campbell for the historical pageant of the Gaclic | EATIN: ton put on his coat or twists the bow on his hat from the side to the back, No- League, and the front page bears a picture of Miss Mae Kennedy, | WITH HI ' body notices the difference and he feels better for it and has time to go down: | town, finish his work and think out a new story to tell his wife when he gets home. . “But, you exclaim, “I don't want to look like a man!" Of course yeu don't! Neither do I! There are tote of things that a woman may yearn to res semble—but a man isn't one of them. Nothing rouses me to such hard, cynical jlaughter as to hear a creature in a pair of tubelike trousers and a coat that gives him the appearance of some queer species of bird hurling anathemas and , satire at women's clothes. No woman would exchange one of this year's adorable hats for a mighty masculine brain, But the fact remains that MAN has gotten the throne seat, the easy chair |and the whip hand in this world for just one reason—his ability to STICK! Men stick TOGETHER; they stick to their opinions, their pipes, thelr prejudices, thelr politics, their work, their FASHIONS and sometimes even to thelr wives. Noth- jing but love will make a man change the brand of his collar or his way of part- ing his hair, Nothing but death will separate him from an old coat; nothing but marriage from an old friend. e But a woman never sticks to anything, from facts to fashions. She simply keeps going round and round in her squirrel cage, making bots of noise, wasting lota.of ener@y and wondering why she doesn't “arrive.” And until some brave |Boadicea or Joan of Arc a among us to lead us to battle against the tyranny of CLOTHES—until there is an established standard of styles for women as there is for men—all the votes in the world wj!l never— But there! I must stop. I have JUST thought of a new way to do my hair! ‘The Week’s Wash By Martin Green who is to take part a8 a maid of honor in the pageant, HAT ON Other items of local interest are an account of Father Magrath, of St. Peter's Union, known through the district os “Father Un- + afraid,” heceuse of his promptness in practising the doctrine that anything worth having is worth fighting for; the first published views of the home of the late Pierpont Morgan; a story of how a Be New York society girl, Miss Julia Tilford, manages a farm o/ | 90,000 chickens near Lakewood, and the story of “Rose Newmark’s | Marriage,” a tale of real life, with a warning for girls. | A new continued story of thrilling interest begins with the number. It is by Winthrop Alden and under the title “The Loat Millions” deals with adventure, mystery and love. A striking feature is the picture and‘description of the rose of the year, a hybrid known és “Milady” that was one of the wonders of the recent flower show, ——— <4 a : , WHO IS TO BE BIRCHED? BR B' WAY of rejoicing over their “victory” at Albany the ts With Great Men of the Civil War clump of white birch trees in Central Park. Thereupon the By Mrs. Gen. Pickett anti-suffragiste protested, and in doing so have brought the issue to Copyright, 1913, by ‘Tue Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World). ! the attention of mere men. =! 39—GEN. JAMES LONGSTREET, a Confederacy Hero. Why birch trees? Leurel, ivy, parsley, olive and palm--theso 66] SHALL be tost in Tennessee without Gen. Pickett, and be the green emblems of victory. ] I hate to leave him. You see, 1 can always depend | 1, jet, 3 upon him and his men, But his poor division is NOW | are misjudged, Birch has been ever associated with the township school in the 80 depleted chat It must be recruited, and only he can ac- | triend, and say. Woman's Political Union announced an intention to plant a they came up to where I was sitting with my little children, After speaking kindly to the children, say! Your father knew my children and loved them nm they were your ag Gen. Longstreet observed: ere are some things that require as much bravery to face as did the; remarked the| one's travels around this metropolis, ad polisher, “that the Alder-| which has only 15 per cent of native men had the right idea when | born population. they passed a law} “Where would New York be I* It requiring all per-| wasn't for the so-called ‘carpet bage % | eons drawing sal-| gers'—th ‘ a . L treet to me he was on th i Hi ne hustlers who come from the memories of men and boys, but what do girls or women other than eraerct (ee hae ied Rs a eae erat plea ale greece ry eth Tinea | sree from.the elt | ¢hrme the small towns echool mistresses know about it? ’ long and our friendship and comradesnip have been 80 close | coldly, greeted the old war-horse. Among thgm, I remember, was Gen. Gary of olive in the th what they go olty 8 native New Yo ‘Laok out!’ Cau-|is bounded by Brownsy tioned the laundry | Yonkers and Sandy Hook. man. “You're@) “Mayor Gaynor, most of his commis- rs horizon Hoboken, F that I trust him perfectly. My family all love him es ; ; Ked to look at hu- : » Phe significance of birch is wholly unpleasant. I¢ it were «| ff Urvst Bim pertectiy. Mv y ve and ! gouth Carolina, a cynical man (unlike Gen, Longstreet, who liked to look a ‘ f have the same feeling of confidence. Did he ever tell you|manity through a sunny south window). To cover up his lack of cordiallty he | nown only it would be everywhere declined except hy pedagogues. of how, wien Thad fallen wounded at Chapultepec, he took | remarked upon the glowing color of a young lady who was passing, and satd: But tt is: a verb, and very active. To birch, to deserve birch- the old flag and planted it on the ramparts, saving the day women are artificial in one way or another.” for his“country?"" replied: abies. It ys sioners and nearly all the other oM- re . be as a mea! e ta " - ing, tobe , to have been birched, are phrases of plain meaning Then he ane if Ga ahule on Buf eeneny aan “Tean't with you, Gen. Gary. My experience is that most women and ! ure passed by the ae eae a ey York Tone one f 4 which the Gen rt in jehildren natural.” H Board of :Alder- py 5 ‘ " ‘ to many a forgiving but unforgetting man. Why, then, do the suf- an he was starting down the slope at 3 o'clock | well," responded Gen. Gary, “It is natural for women and children to™Be ° ler-| places because New York !s the city \ men that went dl-| of opportunity. The native New Yorke rectly to show UP Ver is so unfamiliar with an opportunity ” that body as arch-| that he a it by and t sult you, Plekett. | sic and ossified, the measure {s the blil| an outsider meets: sald. cpportwettn en Preventing employees of the city from next corner, & living outside the city Iimits, Every |; work for him. once in a while the popu: rises uD : i in @ tone of anguish, ‘Wh: the Board of Aldermen?’ And Ju 66TT\!D voy note.” asked the head \ polisher, “th often the Board of Aldermen Jump it i fragettes plant birches as their emblem? For whom are the long, lithe, tough switches to be grown? I third of July. artificial. So we agree after not voice the order to go, and as I took the As we went out Gen, Longstreet sald: thought came to me, ‘That little] «and you are in the life-insurance business, That do nn bel this letter and will get over it and marry |; was very sorry you did not accept eenerc eee ome another fellow if Pickett led, but Heaven help the mothers and wives that |ine marshalship of the State of Vir- will be toft a i = BIG PROMISE FOR PLAYGROUNDS, | | "tents cits sane ony sone, cornu ene svt ress tate chon oer at, “an been think he, too, was greatly disappoint. hav © great deal worse for me than It would have been for any mether or ° is A NNOUNCEMENT of the prospective gift of $3,000,000 worth | wit ed by your refusal oh ite ied, of lend in various parts of the city for playgrounds proves | —“Isten to the child,” ne iaughed. “What does know of widowhood or a|syou unew s Fete: tied aie \+you know my soldier needed the pla may never know! Well, It would have been too, for he had nothing to do the and Tam glad that it did not happen that |:he agricultural army at Turkey ‘nad failed, But he loved the President ‘too much to accept the marshalship th a ‘ mother's loss? God grant that a ta pied overs at the city is rich, that it hes citizens of public spirit and! baa enough for you, Heavy that among them are some holding a belief that childhood and youth |**”:" “Oh, " : yams ‘4k. ea should have a place to play. not Ciythen why aid you give him the order? And, having given it, why was mmany leader of the Board who! and eri chaperoned the bill, He !s after some-|!8 in favor of Hl é on news ra f A A when he knew there were so many poll body's job for one of his constituents paper accornts of crimes? It will doubtless be saddening to the esthetic that there aro a “teu are too young to enter into military tactics, ‘That ts not your voca: !ticians demanding Ackuowledgment for ) or for Tammany Hal i (te y Srey eectienten or lady whe sr, |tlon, Your vocation is to love and be loved. Hut, as I told you before, 1 did ‘their services, My sowier felt that it good jobs, most likely. And if the eu ) the way the newa- to be parks not kept solely for Miss Nancy and her beau to look nt inot give the order. I put it on another fellow and made Alexander do it." [he accepted the appointment it would ‘ {Mayor doesn't sign the Dill Dowling Papers are conducted harps on the he but never touch. Their wail will be large when they seo a girl step| One morning on the hotel veranda at White Sulphur Springs, Gen, Ma- ‘bring down criticism on President cag probably round up enough votes | !In replied the laundryman. “And to pass it over the Gaynor veto. it ems to me that almost every man represents the New York) *mmoned for jury duty reads nothing ederate Generals and friends that Gen. | Grant and make for him enemies,” “ 4 , ‘There were many discussions as to how he | iil you listen to your wife talki are few though noisy. As Dr. Myron T. Scudder put it: “Any one }should and would be r account of his having accepted Federal office | politics, Pickett? Well, 1 lg ee i Sc gaa aa under President G ning when he came Into the great ballroom, jthankful that, If the wolf w ae ote Pe a opsgrogm and recreation centres have accom- | making his frst appearance, and was standing alone, my husband caught sight of | door, r lady, the General plished for this ci on the grass or a boy play ball in the open spaces, Fortunately they jeruder announced 40 & number of ¢ | Longstreet was expected phat di gainst what is known as|but the headlines. At least, talesmen officeholders.’ This preju-|®!ways say, ‘Oh, I read the headlines,’ native| When asked {f they have imbibed any JAMES A ; } in the past few years understands {he nignifi-)him, walked up and cordiaily shook hands, f his name for a princely ty | knowledge of the case before them from cance of such a gift ” ‘of the General h was still lame from the wound received in ¢ miary to ake a trip twice a year to New Orleans to decide on the Louisiana the ney my husband p jaded up and down the ballroom, When the dancing began lottery drawings.” pepsanyand the Gang Ble lasaiie! ‘tines on criminal news and erimigal |news iteeif, {f possible, A stateeman from Callfornia recommends in Congress that a law be passed prohibiting news- ; Papers from printing news of crimes \"" disasters. Letters from the People Warld Almanac, Pages 778-170. To the Inditor of The Hvening World : ‘Where can I procure @ Het of the (a y don't Mr, Choate and Mr. Works saying banks of New York and infor- PUT TH iS WAIST ON =| of California and the hundreds of mation about them? FRANK M., BEANY' IWant TO See S| a thousands of others who rail at the @euth Orange, N. J. HOWIT FITS I'M GOIN news in the newspapers stop reading The Triangle Problem. TO GET MRS STERRE’ the newspapers? The reason is that if ‘epapers they read anything about them- And if they didn't read the To the Hiditor of The Evening World: | OPINION ON IT. o, HEY,FeLLERS') pro g b | eRe satet toads " gives the value of the base % Mi MAYBE | CAN'T) y of a right triangle and seks COME OUT. BUT) _~NER Nor Goin r . ‘® perhaps they might occupy readers to supply values for perpendicu- IF YOU Guys'tt’ {70 GIVE THE | ; ‘ -—— re time in reading the Bivle, ar and hypothenuse which will exactly 3 A i oe) T which is certainly some record of crime, isfy the formula H'=P*+B, 1 a eI THINK | ter and wickedness, as well as « it ba bangla Ry \renepenition S—TeaRD Some . nicle of uplift. When it comes to formu! nr Bt. "I of the,known value of B, we have 1,26 COME {BooY care s~ striking an average of recitals of crime os HH? — P*; factoring 1,3 —(H--P (H) +P). Now, there are several pairs of factors which wilt give 1,26 ag their prc@ect, For instance, 1 x 1,296, 2 x 644, « * 482, &e., including cases in which eth or one factor are fractional, as 5 « Ze 1-6. Bach case will give one soln simple one: 12 x 106 = 1,2%, Trina ME .MA. 4 and news of an Inspiring nature, the 4 : daily newspaper compares with all the Mterature of all te ages.” AAA AAAs, fouen Waete Any Time. f | SEE," said the head polishes, at Pe and H+ P18, By “that Vice-President Marshall these we get H = @ and says the country Is full of wae ‘Phe Vice-President,” said the lagna: y toes ‘appears to have got peerws vith vo @ Joo a a hurry,