The evening world. Newspaper, April 12, 1913, Page 8

7. LINA AB © By Fleanor HE SVANING WORLD, SATURDAY, APRIL 19; 1918. | You Can. Build a Ship Bigger Than Olympic, But You Can’t Build a Bigger Brain to Run It deitngpenam, Capt. Haddock Undergoes Five-Day Ordeals Which Would Wreck Most Men's Nerves. — At $5,000 a Year, or Less, He Aesumes Responsi- bility Over Thousands of Lives and Miltions in Money. - To Guide a Mighty Ship at Top Speed by Night and Day Is the Most Nerve-Shattering of Professions. Five Years Ie the Outside init That Haman En- durance Can Resiet Sach Strain. HAT capacity for extraordt- W nary jabor and for infinite | @ttention to detall does the mind of man possess? For answer consider the mind, in. ‘The Otymple, elster chip te the Titanic, calls today @Mosen as an example because he is e@redited with being at the top of his prefession. The ship he commands teat present the rreatest thing efloat feat this week sie came to New i after the marine architects had upon her the last word of Perfection in safety. ‘What {is the task of this single in- foreesed tn wearing a coquettish bonnet, flash she was back on the ‘The makeups take 0 lon ch @ short time to Pastel colored gown and Engiigh eem- North River and che Mersey? Learn Gifterent t'makeups."* Plexion. Ghe looked (and said she felt’ @m ent will know ¢o what Bagtion girl and one of a Jap. as if eho were really & native of ti Gutts Ge of mam may go 1 Mer Wagiish “makeup” is light, Flowery Kingdom. | G@uutatned, high-preavere e@ort. Not dainty and pretty. Starting with a thin She snatched up an. armful of cherry | ype mankiné ‘ cont of white grease paint, she puts a blossoms and buried her face in them, out the Set art OH ef rouge on each cheek and then closing her eyes for moment. And in ‘Wied from the trunk of @ tres, thes atmply accentuates her own pleasant that moment, sh she realty live! { Gan epptying the laws of mechanice} features. A touch of cosmetic next goes S In Japan and enjoyed all the thrille an: j ; ships travelling in opposite directions. | on her ¢; e HA its romantic teauty. / (elt human existenm, fee @ These lanes ere alto intended to Keo | Goap ross nouce ee ner on name ee ce oom 1 ac? "ties Wie a A on i i l the steamships away from the feeber®| enag sone and ewvay from nidéen rocks. The 0 a lane follewed, or prescrived for liners, is in the €orm of an obtuse angie. The i | | Making the tiny vermillion colored mouth considered beautiful tn Japan. sink even though ahe were stove in at the dows for a distance of forty feet | i fingers are fying a i } cloud spoiled the beautiful “English making @ teeny-weeny little mouth of {deftly as were Miss Abarbancil'e fo "| ‘To make the ship dou te Btreys the expression. The smiles bh ‘ ttny |@he realised that must he quick t* | Westworth Dulding stenting vol tenth segment of « cirele the num-| | 1™ mai era vied A phd ferric fact, every expression ta hid-| yoy Nad ices Faphuieis Wis atl Hyer supposedly considered beautiful | *e “ ea dayite the tw five life boats on the boat deck capaho Mab Gah Geae Greed tear. G0 iobs | Eecaices te ert ne care Wm thIK not yetlow, w complexions hh Sho then placed a ahiny Jet black wiz a Cy of holding 3,488 pereons, and when it fe) but a fow mile, @ut Captain Haddock pure white eyes,” explained Miss Abar- | upon her head and proceeded to arrat be “they m tem Prgen! that the carrying capacity ef oa from hie preseribed banell as she heated black cosmetic ccording to Japanese fashion. 8b: ; labor of two Lar hab gr \@ Vessel, both passenger and erew,| never deviet adi » stant Ki h n a formed '!n one . compton mo- {a 347%, (t wil be seen that there je mo| course one quarteraile, Mle log tor & iserd ot opsh eye and repsuced The GAD ‘and forehead no% | trip is simply @ repetition ef the trip rath P { aa t Boe ecareity of boats, his posi at of her eyebrows which had been pain! rot. Lal your ‘When tke Olymglo went into the| Previous 9 roethedh pido peers ce out, Only this time the brows slar 4 (te derther @eiigence handg of the surgeons four monthe ago| chert caneerecé, up instead of down, thereby | oot Tats eae peeve [Oana Tt At wile necessary to litt several of the| late Re may be leaving the port of New @ expremsion and contour of her © most of the rouge ; of the ocean twenty-eight dotlers of the steamer| tirely, making them essentially Jap- r was Ike thi not disturb the rest of her “ Gieutartsing’ me dase | ehere—ie from their beds to the eee “makeup” in order to spy on mond-shaped orbs. black as ‘Then she dresses and tak perme rivetera iP jr Diack a - 1 poamelpde ie Aedbaatien eg (Consider, now, and platers to work. Upward of 160,000| the stage lover. orange stick, Miss Abarba. 4 Nps u peaphe eie-cne commander m rivets had to be drawn and 260,000 new| pessengers Male of each eyebrow was swept away | nell put a short heavy lino of powder in | akeup" was perfect, and when i flvets hammered home on the 1,300 toga| the mighty ehip putting about. The ship|by a streak of white grease paint, The|the middle of her upper lip. ‘Then with |she put on a ii yt of new pi that compose the tnner| takes the turn as @ West Pointer might/mouth was painted out by the same third finger sho ptnced two round | from Japan) al ancient black em- skin of the ship. As a result of the| turn on heel and toe to the right or| process. Then with a huge powder puff | spots of vermnilion colored rouge on the |broidered coat you would never have Operation, the weight of the patient was left. ghe touched her face. And a huge white | same lip and one spot on the lower lip, i known her for same girl that just | ' lh : i goen to bed and sleeps minute before she mus! tart for the evening performance. ELEANOR SCHORER, > ‘ , my ae “Watiee” « te T Jove to go out Riverside way, if it's | dozen times in four blocks I was A afternoon (if the youngster has the town like this the authorities ®utlé ‘ Weerworth Butt@ag—dhe eaptats of es New York Has Found aly to watch the omnibuses with their | nervous wreck, and had the uncomfort- nerve to star away from the office) benches to seat five! : perpendicularity—ent a the Sittte bream lead of lovering youngsters so happily { able fecling of being the only faise note that long) they keep their little handy-; What a waste of space in springtime! 4 lantern at che very tip of Getower fer bugging cach other on top! Some people | in the spring song and that I'd better pandies demurely curled on thelr little, Perhaps two pairs of lovering young ae five days on end, with wires Grom every’ A New Place to S 0 j@xink the benches are not roomy enough;! get down and walk. As I hopped off kne; Evidently hand-holding 1s only| sters may occupy the two cxtremities, : oot in ‘whele great pile regis ‘that ten't the opinion of the boys ai the stage the four couples who were induiged in unblushingly when you ride| but, tell me, who would have the cour D girls I've seen; the less room there is! packed inside the bus, started a race to on top of the “bus! In the little tea-; 80 to butt tn on the fifth space? ji f 38 | 3 Hit 3 i , e Li $ I s Hi i i i ! i . g g “In spring @ young man's fency Ughtly turns to thoughts of love,” it je eld! That's all very well, but {why put it all down to the young man? It seems to me that the young Girl's fancy aleo turns in the seme § 53 33; | I ti the beter excuse they have for sitting | see who'd get outside first. There was shop, I believe they also do it, though,| And then who would have the cour. ide Drive aradise Close, not that they seem to need much} bad jam in the doorway, and the put with certain precautions, The tables| Age to be No, 3 when young Master The Rivers D Bus-Tops Are a Pi for the “exouse,” though, for young New York | conductor jad to go to the rescue With gre go cutely round and tipy-across that| @nd Miss New York are in possession? Lovelorn. Yovers don’t care whether the public eye | @ sardine opener to get them out. they can reach out under the cloth and; I for one, wouldn't have dared. sg n ne ae een wale they ca sow There seems to be an unwritten code indulge in the great game while their) How can a youngster screw up bis cting their epringtime spoona: of etiquette for young lovers. For in- tea grows stone cold and the ice-cream} COurage to the name-the-day mar’ Everybody's Doing It, and There Are Queer Rules) on the otner hand, as 0 spectator, one} stance, they don't even “hold hands” meits to-a dlegusting meminesa’ As you, When there's @ lonely firure hunches to the Game. feels inclined to apologise for being on) inside the bus. Outside, however—weil, note the spooners on the benches all} 0 the other end of the seat? : i es I've said ‘before, watch them! along Riverside Drive you think of the), At thie time of the year it would te . Pec ap cork ering Be After due observation, I have also remark made by a terrible “young | eer A ie Poin Pld eeciat fwly tolerant tewa for lovers, dear! 5Us ing 19 @ccommo-/ come to the conclusion that when you! brother’ when asked where his si buses a ea “for ers omy. psec Your yeu people coom | 28° two I feel I have no business to! are occupying a crosswise seat on the ‘Out with Tom," he answered,;@nd then lovelorn souls would have & tad eocupy one alone. elevated rallway car {t is quite correct,“ sitting on the | chance on those loft to the genera to have no ecruples in conducting} Yesterday 1 wes rash enough to| to take forty winks with your head on’ ing the same acid drop Public. I don't think ft would be mec- their open-air billing and cooing in/ storm e front seat by myself. All the | your escort’s shoulde: he brings you . places the traditional \ eveary to have ete than] a bees every nook and corner from Fifth ut, If you are ion | UN-lovers, since all young at o avenue to the Ghetto, from Riverside sitting on the bench that runs length: each) ated New York seems to be eluging thy | ‘ ways with the car, you must sit up and! and den’ Greet game ' irection, and not eo lightly, either; | Drive to the Bronx. H zt propalled ‘behave pretty, your | they did share, ten to one man-| I guess Dan Cupid works overtime in end im fact, for her {t's rather @| Everybody's doing it! | shoulders ack and cast your eyes in-blue would come down on them like! this city. He's got good material to weighty proposition in these days of] Frem the immaculate boy with the | down, you mustn't even entwine ‘ton of bricks for #mmoral behavier,| Work on too, for I don’ think S have bigh waist line and a secoped-in tummy, a fingere unless you can mask euch: unless, of course his attention was at-|ever seen a moro adorable little gir! mae reforms, minimum wages end on hans tae goinge-on under a coat or the muf| tracted wh than young Miss New Yerk, or nicer jaynorisms, ‘Dwo nice young people were waiting | placed betwe f i : od iH ms wherever ado youthful nuree|boys than young Master New York; | Avray, 4 go 7a). ayes on the aur, “Only room for one on m™menaces to pe- | that {8 when they have learned te eteer now I find that both “fancies” seem | clasp that ought to last only a quarter | top," yelled the conductor, close to| desirians just now wince ghey never by|clear of too much powder and paint, anklets, ridiculous pointed |any chance look where they are p ery hi to be meeting half-way, end there|f © second, to plain Tom Jenkins, who} Of course they turned away with a| Master New Yor! @ cares to, Those hats ond—-chewing treats his Mamie to a dime’ tight chairs are very much in| i"& the baby carriages! It seems that | collar: worth despairing geature of disgust and we) hi they come to a hugging full stop! | 60 the Riverside ‘bus and « million dol-| went on without them! demand just now. But although they) they fe troubled with the roving eye! jum. And woh ally, ‘You certainly evem to be a beautl-!igrs' worth of cuddling. ‘Well, efter thet happened bait a| make goo-goo eyes at each other all the| for euziMing Neariae Bracke trom e/ inpite you they are and that there that in the who! existance, OfEG VILLARS. b ; dollars’ worth of ship from the country to sce New Yerk,!no b: and cargo, The thought of euch reapon- ql . 7 - . of all, the man-in-biue. sibility, to men who know, gives them fying } @ pity dt de that in @ sensible! the spinal shivers, . the mighty Olympic left thi male the Olymple eate has ae : ‘ acy AY 2 | Ey Clarence L. Culien. Hy doesn't Stop Trying ;tatorial” by People who Didn't Know merely use he Gets Tired! | Them! Intuition fe a Pretty Good Proposition! If your Introspective Apparatus is —after it has Received the Indorsement | Fitted with @ Searchlight, you won't be of Common sense! Much Inelined to Criticise Others! =” nee Auditors use up a Lot of Perfectly! Sometimes, when we're on Poetic. \ ed wi me “ i Geet Brasers in Bi gy Baad Mame of wlariy Good Termes with Ourselves, mitted to the greatest piece of surgery . f } pitate Men off the Pay Roll! we Discover that the Reason there- biog ‘oman ae. —— fore is that our Ambition te Tehing @ Nap! The Boss admits that Frequently he Faille into an Unreasonable Humor, but he: Gaye that he Likes to Have Em- ployees who will Indulge Him when he Gets That Way! G@omehow we Find it Diftioult ¢e Blame it on the Other Fellow when we |aen Good Comprehensive Siamt at - wi in Thomas A. Edison thas Been hi8 Own | Nast atoming! Me Glaee e Boss for about Forty-five Years now— —_—_——. that pred her Jinja sree as a fish- § but he Never Knows whet Time it is! © . monger rips a @eh. But there need be : es, pa oa of such a eeanreohe avertas- S 4 A Ginister Past doesn't Neovsearily A Cat to Rent. By improved Olympic. @ wur- 2 By ba Spoil a Promi Future! ND'now cats have jolmed mad. AIe ot the Otymate's mit | geome attended to that. ‘When the é ie Seek © Fremiang Faia A of Now York's cwtubhe comenad. “He dare mot sleep, even though |O1”mpla came trom the operating room | jf Rin Ef At Be Bure you're Right—end then itles, ‘ She had @ new skin grafted, not on the " saan Giith H A RS, y off Keep it to, Yoursetf! A bird store on upper Broadway has Ais inferior oMcers would not hold thelr | outside, for that is an everyday opera- ’ ’ , iz " in Ite window the écllewing sign, wtose ‘ Positions if they were mot conaidered |ition, but in the Inside, From bow to Capitalige Your” Capabilities and tet | Acts 072 82 unique as da tle grammar: \ Conselence be tl Underwriter! Nancy, our Angora Cat, " 4 | Who Catches Rats and Qfice, For Rent by the Day or Weel, Better to Wear Out than to Rust ‘ Out—always Remembering that Laugh- ena the directing intelligence of this ene man | across the entire ship are thick stec! f wy q i ter hae Stood the Test of All the Ages sant By Fe between two ‘at all hours between piers, ¥ m ih ‘ as the Beet Lubricant! arene _ f © ennive oon ‘We've Known ¢ome mighty Soft- “Basted fata rented auton, rented Mearted Follows who wore called “Die- jing elothen-ang aow leceahle pio