The evening world. Newspaper, April 10, 1913, Page 20

ecto [Such Is ‘Dally Except Gunes the Frere biiehtng Company. Nos. 68 "| Ie are Secretary, eto TER Sra Meeretaty, _ Pe vered at ad ha she e fag son as Hecond: nd-Clare ir Ri ‘The is ingiand and the inet of the United Btates | All Countries in the Internation: and Canada, Postal Union, ‘Fear. + $2.80) Month. JOHN , FOR THE GOOD oF THe SERVICE T WANT You To CHANGE DESKS WITH BiLt One Year..... 10 01 + $9.75 Month: + #6! GIVE US THE REAL PLANS. Yi O’: of the discussion of the plans submitted for the improve-| ment of the west side lines of the New York Central there | emerges the fact that the plans were not intended to be ac eepted. Mr. Calvin Tomkins, former Dock Commissioner, said: “It} fe plain, if you read bepreen the lines, that neither the commitice fer the New York Central takes this report seriously.” In another | @emmection Comptroller Prendergast eaid: “Don't call it surrender. | ‘This plan is not final, and we are open to suggestions.” | The public, therefore, is called to discuss a dummy pl It may be the object of the Board of Kstimate to bring out in this way a full | of public sentiment so that « clear understanding may be | 3 DESKS THIS MORNING ~ bal of what is wished and what can be achieved in the way of con-| THis 1g MINE 7 mepving Riverside Park and serving traffic interests, But it may, N alse be the object of the Central to put this dummy up for the people #6 denounce and destroy while the real programme is worked out ently and by indirection. * Under this showing the only thing to do is to demand a revision ef the plan and a submission of what is to be finally proposed. Aci demic discussions of ideals leading nowhere in cases like this are apt to worry the public and cause a sacrifice of interests for the sake of ending talk and controvere: += THE DANCE OF EPICTETUS. WW": an intent to induce Mayor Gaynor to give consent to the poetry of motion the more cheering phases of*the philosophy of Epics | ‘tetus ae conveyed to us through the aphorisms with which your honor fe 00 familiar.” by, As flatery this is charming, but, alne, it is not wise. The phi- losophy of Epictetus expressed in a dance would make the turkey ent the pigeon wing. According to the aphorisms of the philosopher, man fe entitled to nothing except the free exercise of’ his will, but he is entitled to: that uncontrolled because God gave it to hin. ‘The duty of man is to accept things as they are and not try to make thom , different, bearing in mind thet apart from the will there ie nothing either good or bed. Bo taught Epictetus his disciples. He could not dance because Kip was lame, but his phHlosephy allows large liberty to the light fan- testic, commanding of the tango, the grizzly and the bunny | ae things that are. If the new dance be really designed to express the "Spore cheering phases” of this creed the inventors had hetter try it ~ out in some other town than this. oF MY GIRL 2 E Boss MADE US CHANGE introduction of a new dance at a coming entertainment, a x ‘ar G00 NIGHT, Boys i lady has written to him saying: “It expresses through the Ree 1AM GoING HONE, The'Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, April 10, 1913 Life! -Ajekebthaie@e By Maurice Ketten THe |) WRETCH I | ——- THE UNCONDITIONAL CHALLENGE. IPTON’S unconditional challenge puts the America’s cup on Family Quarrels ~"%. WOMAN came before Justice Nox ty, The Prem Publishing Co, fork Evening World), By Sophie Irene Loeb i other, and if the respective relatives) John, perchance, makes some remark{syncrasy on which he is rather the open sea again. As he himvelf says: “I have raised A Greenbaum suing for separagion| would encourage a reconciliation, the| about the baby's dress. the idea flies} “touchy,” the very thing in the world hopes in ite breast that it will sec its native soil once more, if from her Husband, having 9 ar meltare) of the, pertiee and thelr oft |to Mary's head that {t 1s a CRITICISM tor Mary to eye “se Clenvanten oF ” z 0 het eu of hi t ie @ trait uman nature, iJ nly for « short ee Tt fs now Hoy h bound to find itself staked “elothing tel And therein ts chronicled one of the ee Bidar panned “ne war| inability to curb the disposition, to: put " . a a @hould| numerous dr: ¢ c wet a flowing o y ‘amas o} Ai a check on pursuing an alley-way that ‘om the haserds sheet an ing sea and a wind that wear.” The Jus-|Judge certainly voiced a universal] “73 One word brings on another. |ieads to argument. Yet indeed it were fellows after. tlee jtruth in the statement that “each ex.| Things are brought up which have long) wise to apply @ strong curb-bit and » ‘The news will be welcome. After all it isn’t so much the prize “aay FEV bra Ha mat ae er oR eave one ed gu Bete at Te aokee canrmenenritc ast rf: ry d » and this is doubtless the result | trifling point of sue is los} e he Judge expressed it well. To make as the race that counts, The contest for the oup is the greatcat me to think that}of JIASTINESS of manner and| maelstrom of reproaches on both sides.|the everyday concession in the mo- eporting event in the world. Moreover it has a noble utility beyond Lavy hes Pd at ip Leche a It {8 #0 easy to talk about a LITTLE| mentary happening is @ thing that i whic he parties ust as the wise philosopher sald: | thing until it becomes the BIG thing—| makes for happiness. | sporting; it helps to keep alive the ancient art and spirit of seaman- could, by mutual|‘Trifles make perfection, but perfec: | real ts#ue, Now, if Mary would but] The domestic hearthstone has two ie chip that are fading away in this age of steam craft. Pseukyeed ae beim is no trifle,” so in like degree trifles| just exercise a Mttle TRUST in John} sides ATAVAY'S. And the ability for 4 A z concessions, €| make trouble and trouble !s no trifle.|and realize there was no REAL motive] BACH to see the other ede ALWAYS wa Tt has been eaid ot old that a sailing vessel with her canvas reconelled. ‘The tempest in the teapot of the every-|in his remark and that fundamentally | has ‘been the keystone that has saved ‘- _ opreed is the most beautiful thing man ever made. And a race where “It is evident} day must be summed up in an inability] his attitude is right, even though he|the breach from widening, and in truth that each exaggerates the importance |to see the OTHER site. And so there ; . may swerve a bit now and then, the}that ability fullds the hearthstone 5 4 is not only the ship and the sail, but the seamanship and the cap-| of incidents, and this 4s, doubtless, the] is a constant steaming to a bdolling|tritle of yesterday would not become| strong and solid through all the years. ‘talacy that count, is not surpassed in the way of giving thrills to|rewit o! tines of manner and] point that finally leads to the Magis-| the trial of to-morrow. LET ONLY ONE GET MAD AT A the joy of life thought, If each would trust the| trate, Also should John have a little idio-, TIME. op FIFTH AVENUE’S PROTEST. HH AVENUE merchants have valid ground for protesting agsinet the use, or rather the abuse, of that thoroughfare as a common parade for all sorte and sizes of processions. ‘Tey iaplimete the loss to their business by such parading in the past at $1,000,000 a year. Moreover, as they say, after each procession the oT? Good Stories I m Papa Was F'usy. N the picture of @ battle, which hangs in the living room of her home, a litte South side girl thinks all of the figures these of ber telatives, -}oe Copyright, iI “Aud where is your father!” papa,’” the little girl replied proudly, my only tke large and increasing public to whom the avenue has become the chef thoroughfare of the central part of town. « Are You Your Own Hoodoo or Your Own Mascot? By Clarence L. Cullen. by ‘The Pree Publish! exaggerates, Hedgeville Editor By John L. Hobble Coo 0, 7 dee ine RS, PLANK says that the mean- a Jonah!”’ Do, (The New York Erening Worl), the extinguisher and the cancellation too mubh for him, chine on us if we did not belong to bcosd not R. PARIS says hie wife's jide- a ex ae eles oO sare: Dut ne foolahty “tye man who hes the luck 18 th mant fs the worst he ever saw 2 ; town ‘Telegrams, Y i } I¢ is conceded it will be difficult to find another street fitted for |” ——_—-—-— Toate SERNGE HE osha pomscases a band, ineradicable be- ond che hasn't got much of It, |) euch parades. But except on public holidays, or for civic processions, ‘Trapping a Lawyer. the luck that may Ut that Re te entities to It The, too, — be only aro! corner, ‘Th ‘why have them? In our time street processions are not neoded tions that ihey had no busines te put, war) DN some cases counsel ewocive answer to quee- ite to their king, wing Clarke, @ point, rated negro auinstrel, is @ ease iu one occasion, when belng eaamined witnew, severely interrogated by « ‘Yer. “You ere in the minstrel busi luck, whet! acknowledges it or not. Jon the day he made his bow an ina . 5! War on Fites. ‘ BAiter of The Exeaing World: You think that this ts the ume, to begin the war on Mies? Let Sive their experience with them, TZ otart after them is to Ket ny of the I get en ounce y would be unable to handle the|” Great Increase in business which « ult by such change, but when 4 recall that they are working under a| Ue aiiusts . franchise from the peopl Settee'e tees 3 om rather proud of Mw. clty streets, then this additional ox.| “Wlst wes your father’s callings” he ioguired pense would but fairly repay the people| “He we & iawver,”” reviled Clarke, ta & tone for the exclusive rights given, Just ‘BM eonts. One teaspoonful to a cup ‘imagine what !t would mean to the gmater is put in shallow dishes. This) small business man when the use of Get them every time, Mf any read: | the telephone would not be ao restricted, ave = better plan let us all know entitled to a helping hand, and fhepe to hear from other “hunt-/this is one of the fairest and smallest ‘and how they trap thom. things we could do for our jess for+ NIMROD. |tunate brethren, who are Joint. owners luck—for he was living. To proclaim that you are a J to Jonah yourself, ‘The answer is simple. When mit ourselves to believe that Jonais, a: pater a low call that nothing can or wil proper sclt-conédenes, and kno \ execution into @ coaked hat. sure ay His Side Line. logue: you Mer, Lafewiteht’* ‘That is my oame, with “everybody” of the sunalune,| your uncle died @ few days agp, 1 belione,”*| pertectiy willing to work for my tiring,’ chances and happiness in this world.| ‘The doctors prouounoed tim deed —ges." “Permit me ¢o band you my cord. 4 eventually de wtle to se-| Abroad and in a good many cities in| “I bare just read thet he dett hie eatire Gen. | they ever wish to tey you for lunacy two cent telephone rate for all) this country, where the fair com. | tune to puble snstituttons,"* member me, 1 bare bept number of otedhia city, | petition, telephone cai! y about A “wal wet Gon 61 roped © weporter? | ple out of Lodingea same time yield more than|two cents a piece, with untimited sere| Hf fy Me. | toe 0 viewed —————— profit to the telephone] yice at from & to & per month. There gu, v iseyer t ye 2. oe Decided! ‘especially when we are mind-/ is no good reason why such rat Stat Aarcibyneg in Susiness : swaleng gad could will-Wreahing to be dope, | am an expert will. ME Rev, Herbert ‘Trenchmas. prevail in ematier cities and not in this! preaker. a great city of New York, C, H. W, “1 doe't want any of my uncle's ‘A-Catnsteeghe Thai Vissi, | [Po wudnt (2 ot me ol vithen ‘eam 1 wm. tue of betete Git, 4. hardly a man allve who had not had a g00d many days’ ight world, and he was lucky| on the day he sald he never had any! kind of seif-sympathy. An@ when we }outright for us, that attitude of mind and healing crumples our| rings our native and! Jonah HE Chicago Resord-Herald quotes this dia | Therefore we lag in the parade, We don’t think that we belong, and there: erany peo- | recently, fe Duluth, wee condemuing this winter's! ia easy enough to explain. When we feel that we are entitled to something we are on the lookout for it. We keep the eye peeled for it, The man who be- | time. eves in his tuck is up in the crow's nest all the time watching for the luck that he knows belongs to him.to come his way, so that he can reach up , in the alr and grab it. Imagining that we are Jonahs {a one und the here J can never be a quccese band unless you have tact ani in her lucky scrape children keep in good health by jonah ‘es ERRIN KELLY mayo mat acinere I work! right" medicin keeps himeelé lt up letting ‘her husband @o worrying for the family. jcommence to sympathize with ourselves, R the tide|is carrying ua toward a rocky children if the parents had as shore that is only a little distance eway.| much sense as the children. we per-| Few of us are Inclined to take that ‘We are} mean-taating “Tt serves me good and P But {t is wholesome uff to take, all the same. There !s no reason fer anybody to|briliiant tuture, himself ty calling himself a ks our! Jonah. And it {9 welt to remember that, | while Jonah went up against @ hard ame, he nevertheless beat ft. He ‘ged in triumph. his wife proke it for him, ve wore than Meat winter's, be doslured, Te case | “Ite altogether tmmodest, 2 roe rat fein’ s mee rammed ecmmbeeant the mirror end, emoothing ter new hebtte okirt—a okirt of that witea sort which must be put on with a dhochora—eald: *'l wonder if the hebble shirt will ever go * ‘Meh wtih me’ Beat Dagete, i have an easier time, in @ leo- HE dest t! saninitenes aromas to say the wrong thing at the right M's MOSS says that ele and the the EV. FROST says there wouldn't be so many mistakes in bringing uD @arents wanted him to — a NAY PLANK made « resolution H to take @ drink every day, but ut as they grow older they look 1 wish of besbents tether. sit er ean eee Sean tee | mare eae f° Mr, Craum coud rest twentrxfour | * hours @ day he would kick because the dey waan't lowser so he could eee t you can afford is a luxury, even if i ls one @f the ReSSENAD, I estate salesman. Many @ man to love eny woman, | momente of soft, meliow intorication. comfortable. stand the slightest strain. Copyright, 1918, by ‘The Press Publishing Ce, (The New Yorke Evening World), MRS. JARR TAKES PART IN A PITCHED BATTLE. RS, MUDRIDGE-SMITII sighted Mrs. Stryver at the port the Hyacinth Room of the St. Croesus, and rushed to her, ut & ttle exclamation of dolight, while on her part Mrs, Stryver was as one over- come with a great joy. ‘How well you leok!" (Smack! Smack! representing kisses, not slaps). “I hardly knew you!" cried Mrs. Mudridge- Smith. “And what a stunning frock!" cried Mra, Stryver, gently puehing Mrs, Mud- Iridge-#mith away from her to get @ distance-lends-enchantment view of the frock, “Who {» your new dressmaker? Positively, my dear Clara, one could never tell—in that dress—that one shoul- dor is just a leetle higher than the other!” Coppright, 1018, by The Press Pabisaing Co, (The New York Frening World), 18 a short engagement that hae no turning. |eald Mrs, Stryver, turning to Mare, ‘ ‘This slight physical imperfection was @ tender point with the younger ma- tran. But then, perhaps, Mrs, Stryver @idn’t know it. “Some one's been eating onions!” oried |Mre, Mudridge-Smith. ‘They have tried to disguise it with heavy scents. I don't know which ts the re vulgar, onions jor reeking perfume: ‘This was a double shot. Mrs. Stryver had been eating epring onions early in the morning at breakfast. Spring onions were her great weakness, Perfumes were another, But she never bi'nked. “The club admits ANYBODY," she replied, ‘But are you sure it is onions or—er—perfumes? The chairs have been freshly gol painted. It's that banane- like odor of new gold paint.” “Tt's onions! Grose, common, vulgar ONIONS! Phew!” replied Mre. Mud- ridge-Smith. “Some boarding-house per- pon, I suppose." ‘This was another dig. People who ‘Knew-her-when” hal whispered that ere wealth had come their way Mre, Btryver hed maintained a hoarding- 4 it had maintained i, HE day that you begin to reward fore we don't. The fellow who knows est thing a woman can do to her | house in Chicago, i the homer” asked © plas: ’ ‘ pos ens tong period of is _ avenue is left littered on roadway and sidewalk with papers, fruit|mie ™ " ™* ™ oe I yourselt ax a Jonalt synchronizes, that he belonas is stepping out briekly|/)U. husband 1 to him with she. Brrvate: Syria 6 ene pert with the day you come One. with his fullest ehest expansion up tru | -ekins, cigarette boxes and other rubbish. The man who *Mewhere near the drum major. a her muthorities denying Mr. Stryver the use B Merchants are not the only sufferers from the too frequent i ( says, ‘I've never _ We Sf delone, oF we wouldn't be here, Me ie hme ee faecal Gear Mrs. Jarri" ox: ey 7 “And who fo that on the ground? Nature would have found a way to put because her sense o co » Bleckading of our principal promenade. The inconvenience is felt by | “that’s Uncle Hen.” had a day's luck claimed Mrs. Stryver, trol hereel “How ew And, dear, you really should take some- thing for your complexion—internally, I mean.” But Mra. Mudridge-Omith thought an external application would be more prompt and efficacious, and she hurried mway to a Greening room, for whe re- | moenoered that in her haste in leaving the halrdresser's she had come away without @ complexion. My dear, I don't like to oriticise any one’s friends, but really that Mudri Smith womans becoming tmpossibie | © you know why sermons make you sleepy? Because you hyp- ‘notlze yourself, saye ® German professor, according to the Chicago is | Tripune. ave you ever wondered why it Is that you do get so sleepy in church that you sometimes think you are going straight’ off into a Rip Van Winkle elumber? Tk is because you are too attentive, mon stupid, or anythnig of the ki The more faithfu) and sealous you the sleepler you can get. ‘The reason ie that you ane too hard at the preacher and hypnotize yourself. You are so attentive that you get lessly sleepy and cannot remember wha: you have heard, “In the earty part of the servies,” the ook, “these Wo enslety-aing: | Deales, yourself In an unnatural state and then) lar “they say" suddenly you find that you are hope-| Peoria has formed a “Who Ts A man seldom proposes nowadays; he merely drops a hint that how ‘ thinking about it and then waite for the girl to follow it up uke 6 ved igns the marriage contract fancying that he is going 0 play “ster;” only to discover that he has bcen cast for the combination role of angel, wardrobe woman and acene shifter. No, Dearte, just because a man “loved you onc should eapect him to love you ahoaye; is no reason that goa in a man’s opinion, “once” te enough It takes half a dozen men, all of them deeply in love, to write as ORB, « } letters ed one girl who ts only slightly in love. : | The wife of @ “good fellow” spends half her Hfe entertaining in eBay earnest the friends her husband insists on bringing heme to éinner was What every man is looking for is @ woman who is just suficiently fone | of him to make him comfortable and not ft enough to make him ae idarb 4 woman's faith t¢ something like'a toy bank; once a man has shatter@s. it, it MAY be put together again, but it won't hold much of anything, @ when the dashing young mateon dashed away. “Don't say a word,” comtinued Stryver as she saw Mrs, Jere for battle. “I know she ie the your husband's employer. Teate @e reason my husband alwavs sere that he Never would, even in his younger Gag@ when he was fresh from college, werkt’ on a salary for any one. He sai@ he ‘wanted to face the world every mas’s equal.” “Has he gone to Atlanta yet? ested Mrs, Jerr. “I understood he wae te 0." ‘Mrs. Stryver turned white to the The Government, it :.ad been was preparing to send Mr. @tryver 4. Atlanta, “Oh, no, indeed, Business catle Sim north, To Toronto, I belle “But I didn’t think Canada offered the attraction tt used to to men tq banking and brokerage lines,” eald Ore, Jarr eweetly. She said it eweetly, but her cold ove added: ‘Since embeaziing is now extradit- ire. Stryver thought i better te change the conversation. “Let us @¢ in before she comes back,” she sald. But Birs, Mudridge-Smith wad''esem approaching. “So nico of you to ‘walt for me,” gh @ushed. “I thought you woud hew@ fone in to the bridge game." “We wouldn't have thought of such Mrs, Stryver declared, “% wea just saying to Mrs, Jarr. ‘We be patient, for It will take o Clera SUCH « ‘ong time to make hem aelt look presentable.” “Did you see the new diamond aot. taire ring my husband is going to have set—I mean the stone in tas a pendant in @ lavaliere?” asked Mrs, Mudridge Smith, “It t very vaulable, four Same specuiator Mr. Smith ery hard-up, sold #@ es . Btryver knew the etone and ring well. It was, or had been, one Mr. Stryver’s assets. “Oh! The stone has slipped from the setting and rolled away!!’ cried Ma Stryver. ‘There was a rustie all through he place and then Mra. Jarr with see presence of mind eried: “Will eome lady in cheap coreete whe can bend look for It And elf stood atiffly upright, white @ @ummoned page searched for it wmied * ergus eyes and found it. Why Some People Are Sleepy in Church. ing, reading, and so forth—but the gam mon Steel¢ je utterly unbroken, “Your head and body are in one paste Apparently, from the trend of the gaa fonsor's remarks, the only conchuelem wr can draw {s that, as the more one ts the Jess he heare, it would pay one to gtve less attention an@ tenet | more. ‘The comfort of it all Je thet the Spee femsor proves that it is really aes @mp faut if we cannot remember that @amt —— “THEY BAY." In connection with the 4ll-teoqpegme expression, @ po -} jelub. “They say” it's & good thing, pitts ll sein—Clovatand est iy