The evening world. Newspaper, April 9, 1913, Page 18

oe nnn mesial eri. t | The Evening World Daily Magazine, Wednesday: April 9, TOYS” |The Tariff Trot. tas + SETABLASHED BY JOSHPH PULITZER, Published Dally Breage 6u rnited States nada, s wile ‘Year. 80) One Month. One Year... One Month.. VOLUME 63. . NO. 18,859 KEEPING FAITH WITH THE PEOPLE. Wisi differences of opinion may arise concerning various features of the Underwood tariff bill, there oan be no gainsaying it keeps the essential promise of the Dem- ocratic party to take the heavy burden of Federal taxation off the necessaries of life. The enactment of the bill as reported may not materially leween | the cost of living, but it will et any rate leave to the law of supply an@ demand in the prices of foodstuff and clothing a larger meesure of freedom than has been known in this country since the Republican | party made itself the champion of plutocracy and of privilege. ! It is something more, however, than the keeping of a campaign | pledge. It gives promise of the opening of a new epoch in oar na-| tional development. In that respect it comes in responee to & public sentiment broader than party and more lasting then campaign enthn- | siasms. The Payne tariff insulted the nation, rained the administra- tion and wrecked the party that made it. The Underwood tariff | brings cheer to the people, honors the administration and strengthens Democracy for future service. oe —- THE QUESTION IN BOSTON. OSTON has a law regulating woman's ancient amd honorable B way of wearing a het pin. So has New Jersey. Texas hes one under consideration. But little does Boston or Massa- chusetts generally give heed to what other places do or leave undone. Her hat pin law is her own. She alone knoweth her sorrow in it. Tt appears the law forbids a woman to go about the streets or other pyblic places with an unmuffied hat pin extending more than half an inch beyond the crown of the hat. But whet is the crown of a woman’s hat as dittinguished from the rim, brim, border, decora- tion, adornment, and other part, parcel and portion thereof? The Police Commissioner is reported to have already declared that no one on hie force can prove what constitutes the crown of the feminine headpiece. A newspaper woman boasts she wore extra long hat pins all the afternoon parading the shopping district and no po- lioeman questioied her. And hed he questioned her? eo MORE TROUBLES AND STILL SOME. AYOR GAYNOR’S thought of putting a stop to all naughty M dancing while allowing full freedom for the light fantastic that keeps ite steps within the wey of grace and decorum, was a happy one. What can be more blissful than to encourage inno- cent frolics by ridding the town of “lascivious orgies”? Unfortunately happiness disappears in the effort to translate thought into ection. Hotel men, alarmed by the portentous bills drawn upto provide the Mayor with legislstion euited to his will, have protested that danger lurks in them of s possible bureau of police supervision that will tend to extortion or to graft. They are in- formed the supérvision will not affect them since they have “ball-| rooms,” not public “dance halls.” The distinction ie delicate. A re- port from an officiel inspection says, however, that in hotels where pablic dancing is allowed conditions are worse than in the cafes per- mitting it. There comes, furthermore, a demand for total suppression of af- ternoon tea dancing. Some folks deem a turkey trot with tea at 5 o'clock woree than a champagne can can at midnight. So new troubles come and ancient troubles do not go. So hard it is to make everybody dance to the aame tune. And recently a citi- zen wrote to The World complaining that all publicly exposed clocks are not alike in keeping time. Will not somebody make mankind stand etill? -42— BOARD OF EDUCATION FIGURES. CCORDING to « report of Dr. Frank P. Bachman upon our A school system, the figures rendered to the Board of Fsti- mate by the Board of Education for the past two years have been too high. It is intimated the exaggerations were made for the purpose of influencing the Board of Estimate to grant larger appro- priations for the schools than would have been done had there been no inflation of the registers’ m ibiishing Company, Nog, $8 06 oY ihe, Freee Fant is Company, Nog, * HOW VULGAR , he, and really, my nerves were-in such te that I know I was rude, posi- {tively rude, and you must scold me for it.” Mrs. Jarr regarded the overdressed young married woman with, the calm, cold eye that long experience in hus ‘band taming had given her. . “Clara Mudridge-Gmith,” he eald coldly, “I have no recollection of your ever having been rude to me, and,” she 4 added grimly, “it will be a.good thing Co. | for you if I never do have.” Copyrignt,. 1918, b oF ene . by, The rem ‘Pobliahing The Now Lork Kvening World), 66 ABT, where have you deen, W you'dear thing, for all this long time? you for ages and ages Clara Mudridge-Smith, Mrs. Jarr at the great bourne of ‘womankind where all meet on @ com- ‘moa level. Ne, not the grave, the hairdressers. “You see,” the dashing young mat- Fon rattled on, ‘my maid left me at a moment's notice and 1 amply had to come here to have my hair dressed for thia afternoon. My Wear, you do not know how much you are spared in not having @ maid!” “'m epared not having the money to “How sweet of you to forgive mel” gushed the young matron. “But I ab ways said you were an angel.” “Oh, you make me tired!" enapped Mrs. Jar. to poor me," » ‘Samfth. “And I have been just dying to see you.” "Ob, don't try the beby-act with me!" eaid Mra. Jerr. “Tf you wanted to eee me you know where I live.” “But you never come to see me!” ex- Guidebook to Gallantry. By Alma Weodward. operight, 10:8, by The Orem Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World). Vaudeville Conduct. AUDEVILL® is cwch maligned “Just look at the faces! The vaude- ville ho! pollo!! Bah!" As No, 1 ia posted, tell her that wae merchandise, usually thought of lao gooltsh to get in ao early, don't you in conjunction with the descrip-| «now, because, of course, the fret num- { By Maurice Ketten}|The Stories of EVERY BODY'S DOING IT Now! . OBDO60OS 088000606 0900660000690808R S40 C8E09 08808088 Mrs. Jarr Fails to Explain Away The Dire Presence of an Octopus) “Srs2 tie 2 cw ont wemstome SeeessosesooooNoSSSoNCNSoONsOSSeSOSSCESCESERONOONES Famous Novels By Albert Payson Terhune Onpyright, 1013, by The Pree Pubthteg Ov, (The New York Evening World). No. 7—JANE EYRE. By Charlotte Bronte. | ANE EYRE, after a neglected childhood, found herself compelled to earn a living by teaching. She was shy, homely, ill dressed; and hard luck had washed out her spirits, leaving her colorless, But, beneath the apathy, she had shrewd common sense and a heart that feared nothing. Jane took a position as governess to the little daughter of a ruffanly country equire named Rochester. At first Rochester sought to bully aad browbeat Jane, as he did with every one else. But, very quietly and with- out either the cringing or the bluster that he received from others, Jane forced him to treat her with as near an approach to civility as-a man ef his sort could muster. Her calm pluck and level head even aroused in Rochester an admire- | tion that at last deepened into love. And, oddly enough, the gentle, self- ‘controlled girl returned his love. They became engaged, Rochester's roughness, his savage temper and brute jarenate appealed to Jane's strange nature as probably no normal man could @ Rave hoped to. On the other hand, the average normal man A House | 3 of Mystery. Se eaaaeaeeal a ae ee ‘would not have given Jane a second glance. Rochester's ol country house was a place of gloom end shadows. Almost from the first Jane acented a mystery le about it, and about Mrg. role, the housekeeper. But. chia. | myatery she couldn't solve. Unexplained sounds at deed | Sight, Bittle pecultar incidents, a stray word overheard here and ¢ | Sevedutorsie: all ae Once & man named Mason came to epend the night there, Ie treated ter with fawning respect and Rochester treated Bim Itke a dog. At | Jane was awakened by hearing Mason ecream: 4a} “Rochester! For God's sake help!” at ‘Then ahe heard Rochester run from another part of the houte an@ px 3 q Fough words of command and reassurance. Next morning Mrs. Poole refesedite | give eny eatiafactory account of the matter, So did Rochester. ed On the night before her proposed wedding to Rochester Jane awoke to eed. Ai} ‘woman—hideous, unkempt, grimacing—standing with ted candle before her mirror, The woman had put on Jane's wedding veil and was noting the effect in the glass. Then she tore off the veil, rent it in two anf crossed the room to where Jane lay, The girl could feel the intruder's gaze Axed on Her with malev- J olent intensity, But ehe fetgned to be asleep, and soon the weird visitor wal | 0 > | Next Gay, at the church, as the wedding ceremony was about to degin, Mason” | | reappeared and publicly forbade the marriage. . He declared that ‘Roohester's first wife—Mason's sister—wae still alive; @ist ghe was @ maniac, and was even then secretly imprisoned in an upper room Of” | Rochester’e house, | Rochester aia not deny the change. The wedding guests were sent nel |Jane returned home. There Rochester, opening a barred door, showed her the . maniac woman she had the night before, when the unfortunate creature . haa ed for a time from Mrs, Poole, her keeper. Jane at once left Rochester's employ and took service ‘The Voice in the family of Mr. St. John, a clergyman—who, by the way, Inthe Night. § also fell in love with her. One night Jane fancied she heard Sanne: her name called in agony, The volce was Rochestera, o strongly was she impressed by th's phenomenon that |ehe journeyed to her former employer's dwelling place. She found the house had | Deen burned to the ground. The crazy wife had died fn the flames, an4 Rochester , had been diinded for life by them. Stricken, sightless, the utter wreck 8f hie former mighty eelf, the blind man |etill held his old time sway over Jane Eyre's heart. And she married him, t G71 wes ewarted permission to give Der definities. “Teacher, Indians live in tents,” the pup! ——————_- ey Dog Life ina Flat. © HET who bere ever flatbunted io Mew York know well that till o rvnte) $6,000 is reached Mate are i oremped. Indeed, in @ god meightpehood, Swe © $5,000 fat ie apt to be a tiny one, Discuming thle phenomenos, Prof. Breader Matthews seid at @ luncheon: “I remarced to a lady the otter day: ‘Wi, ‘Walam, your dog wags bis tail ap and down!’ “Yes,” she replied, ‘he has to. We are com z postulated the other. “I call on you basso opel paca IBY EGE '7e8 @ bright little fellow stretched out an “Because you never ask me, for one|“ee mM. “Then we'll say no more!” gushed | the younger matron, “Now tnat z| She Got a Definition. know 1 am forgiven, X am eo happy. HO can give me the correct definition rt I'm going to a bridge party Hd the St. ‘ad of the word intense?” asked Mia} ‘ ." sald the president, tdnking la Pmma Garwoot, @ toachor im the, littl ot George's seven dollar vatory, Anne Croemus, and you must go along. You | wantier School, sesterdas. Three or four ot | uppese sou are butt preity. igily valued positively must!" | the pupils gave different answers, but mone was! George, eh! As Mre, Jarr hed on her new epring | comet. “H'm," ald George, “the both of ua was took tive knock—“Lowbrow!' Day by dey|pers are always “chasers.” Then be- ‘this fe growing less true. cause you chide yourself, do everything For, folowing the copiously panta-|{n your power to make that ‘‘chaeer’s” jcostume, and as she was just getting the finishing touches to her hair, she consented to go, after being duly ca- Joled and coaxed. “You know, I am eo glad to have yeu with ma” eaid the O14 Man's Darling, es ehe followed Mre. Jarr into the wafting motor car. ‘I have an ex- cuse now for net stopping on my way for that dreadful Stryver woman. Do you know she fastens on me just lke &, whet-you-may-call-tt.” “A @rampus?’ suggested Mrs. Jarr. ‘Wo, one of those things that twiste all around the dome of the Capitol at ‘Washington in the political pictures, and hae e fat Body with « dollar mark “Gurely eome ome can gite thet definition.” ‘ick alst week and they git a doctor for the host, Misa Geewood eaid, aimeet ready to exoiain the but they just docked my jas." Woman's Hyme_ term, A hand wynt up from the rear and a little Companion, 4 pretty, H dainty frock adapted to all materials that can be made in lingerie style. It is charming . for general summer wear, it is really per- ,. fect for graduation uae and, with all its effect of charm, it ts quite ed, ‘ simple and easy ‘i Byey wor white face ‘thin of an] act more of @ fizsle than ft would bejon it.” | ee Ri am Hitherto the critics of the school system have directed their | 38% © Tait for one thing,” sald Mre. pail ree pod may be a Buder.| ordinarily, “An octopus, de .you meant’ asked make, The skirt te & dati d their dis i Moby. wot man anivel and some painfully correct | Cough, twist, turn, sneese. Drop (Mra, Jarr. atraigns lane erker recommendations and their disapprovals almost wholly to issues of| “On, } my dear, do not let us everything you're holding and bang| “Didn't I alwaye eay you were just cated lines, The bloure policy, of government and of administration, about which there are | Uscuse that everlasting topic the coatume dances whoee every little move- y ‘ , everybody around you when you stoop le, the most brillant * erted the lady is perfectly aim 5, er vant question!’ cried Mrs. Mudridge-| ment hae to evade the vigilant lamp of hen 4 with’ sleeves sew endless differences of opinion. to pick them up, This will help thé chas: ‘ ‘ Ee just kno’ 5 But in this case we have an issuo| Smith, “And it does me SO much good |the vice committee and atill give the| ive got a lot! Pi I oo” ma eae the Srignelee ae tee that can be proved or disproved as a fact. It is, moreover, an issue | bien data joingpiage Bade edly _|Peselene press agent something to talk! Agter @ few chasers maybe there will line President permite euch @ horrible | the | ,trentment ius: a ‘ i ‘ . tang. eal | i dg ay at | adout! be @ high priced slapstick comedy turn: |isoking creature to crawl over the top be made from flounc-, worth looking into. If the Board of Education can with impunity | the cirous,” sata Mra. Jary, calmly. Go the biuc Jawa of vaudewnie conduct | Gaze on it with censorship in your eve. ss fed Capitol I do not know. One! Ing “or bordered = make false showings to the Board of Estimate, other departments ol leieect eae Se Srenees Mrs, have changed considerably, To be quite|And when the mighty appinuse reais, |Srona’ neve thought that ‘Roceevelt Hel, insemie. ae it. stew * * 4 | bd careful study of the following | as break it will, look about with well- . But perhaps it ‘es ene. the city government may be doing the same thing. It is a kind of | ner steter’'s, ‘They spoiled the day for ba ah ee poole op ‘bred blank questioning, byeory wore & an ® . Mhustration soo twen education easily given and learned. It might also be easily sup. | === ewes: | Never ask vhere the 60 cent seatsare Utter ecorn of euch epprediation te in| «pus ion'e it strange ft should haves ee eae @ little pressed. Feath Ai any more, You will be the recipient of order. big Goflar mark en it But thet may hi RL YO, ‘eathered Aid. a frozen flash from every quarter. And| At No, 7 you tnapect your programme's 2). ween Gone fer @ foke, I think © crepe and. em: the young lady with you will retire tn |and burst Into: mentioned 1t to my husband onee. But a Letters From the People | 1 students’ topes ™me , suggest Yomen's Suffrage Movement,” ‘“Wom- en'e Colleges,” “A Comparison Between the American and European Woman,” “Woman in the Business World.” For lassical student, ‘A Defense of Classical Study." Two expecially geod | seneral topics are ‘*The Abolition of the | ‘Trusts’ and “Child Labor Question.”* R, JENSEN, | I read “Iren Law of Wages.” your recent editorial on the But what has eMciency to do with rem ‘Wages are reguiated by suppl mand. «i employed in stores, 48 gi! workers employed in any industry. ye low waxes because there jorkers than there are jobs. ¥. B Wrening World ‘Suggestion that ‘radlo graph’’ would be | | Wireless telegraphy, | wish to etate that | j the term “radiograph” (s already ap-| hool, T! piled to an X-ray photograph. Hence, | radiograph @ synonym for wireless | is out of the question, I think. J. H. WTLBON, No. To the Kaltor of The Rrening World the Past Centur lournalism, Is there any place in > Jersey ‘To the of ‘the Hvening World A goort wile ago a senior in high Revolution of Bul tng,” “Changes ew York abject humiliation to study the framed portraits in the lobby. ‘When you plank down your one or one-and-e-half per, remark in bitter, foiled tones: ‘There ien't a vaudeville @oow on earth worth ‘t!" ‘This will prove a pleasant tittle open- tng to @ catch-as-catch-can Gisquesion ‘with the man who's selling the thakets, and make you much beloved by the line of ready victims you're holding up. Your adversary will query, most likely, “What 16 worth it? You fire back, ‘Nothing but the opera, jer” | Two paces further down the line |@ meek though vonvinced party will pro- tent: “Or an interesting Y. M. C. A. lecture on ‘The Chtid Widows of [nal ‘To be rudely downed by a Forty-seo jone street voloe crooning: ‘Nuttin’ only Crampy the Kid etand- against the Thomas Street Tar- | tn “How's your garden coming out?” "er As you're arranging your belongings “Thanks to the neighbors’ chickens |i9: your eyes travel alowly around the ax, Explorations.” “Conquest of the| where one can be married without a ' ali” axe all good current topics. For Ucense? TWO PROFLE. 9 {t's coming out faster than | can fast-filling house and observe to your plant (t.” 3 “My goodness! Are they eth doing that act? Why, IT aaw them down at ola Tony Pastore in --— in that eame thing. Wil you tell me how they get MOONY for that? And this ie what we PAY for!” At last comes the hightrow etunt, It 1s helplessly out of place. It ts ginger less. It is unleavened. Men begin to push past you in fives and tens, hate in hande, lips moving in anticipatory tiquid appetite, Wither them! Goorch them with your disdain! And just as @ particularly dis solute-looking bunch approaches com- i ment audibly: “You when they do get anything decent it’ ntirely over their heade— ‘NTIRBLY | ‘inal admonition: In going out don't Yoosen that nosedn-air attitude. And conceal completely the wonderful, geeth- ing Joy thet has Aled your heart at the most blatant horseplay in the show and the bored-to-extinctton dulneas you ex- perlenced down In your eoul during the high art turn! For If tt ever got out, what would you be but one of the vaudeville bel gellel? you know how he ie—thinks women have { no senea" | ‘Your knowledge of the fauna of ‘Washington, D. C., 1s astonishing,” eaid | Mrs, Jarre. ‘But why you compare ‘Mrs, Stryver to an octopus I do oy) \se0."" cotton crepes are very fect ina ummer fabrics adapt- cu to the design.” Eve simple sf are mad erie fashion, and « in Ung “Why, ten’? ghee Get thing with the olan, , e dollar mark all over her, and no sign pat, at woe fi be of good taste m anything she does or) way wears of eave? rejoined Mrs. Stryver's | For, the ixteen:year | foest frie nize’ ive Gran wl quire of m@a- Sire Jarr, as she eald afterward, torial 2% vk yerde fi wouldn't gratity the oat’ by Joining or 44 inches wide. with tn any eriticism-of the absent friend. 24 yards of lace band- | ing, The width of the “C think Mra, Stryv. good soul,” akint ad the lower replied Mrs. Jarr, ‘And one thing about | is two y ‘ana ox ner I Wke te that she never speaks! Pattern No, 7834—Semi-Princess D lunkindly of her friends; whether they for Mis: cut in and Small Women, 14, 16 and 18 years. of 14 18 aaa 18 stare Cal at THE BVENING WORLD MAY MANTON F. 0 BURBAU, Donald Building, 100 West Thirty-second etreet (oppe- alte’ Gimbel Bros.), corner Sixth avenue ané Thirty-secené otrest, New York, or sent by mail on receipt ef ten cents im coin or stamps for each pattern ordered, IMPORTANT—Write your address plainiy and always Gize wanted. Add two conte Cor letter postage if in a hurry, “lm just the eame way!" declared Mrs, Mudridge@mith, “What I say je, that those who talk of othere be-| hind ther Dack will taik of YOU, just it here we are at diest bunch, for it's ao literary affair. ‘Way are literary women ouch freame?’ |