The evening world. Newspaper, April 5, 1913, Page 11

The Evening World Daily Magazine. Saturday. April 5. 1913. “S’Matter, Pop?” * #4 = Bf = jettiths| « BY «x BY « By C. M. Payne “Po? de WELL WHY DONT LISSEN, WiLtie - 1 ‘ f SSEN- I'vec BAW. wW, ware You cet im eave/] But He BE A GOOD GENEROUS {| MYMIND ‘Aeour Mher a HALF Q OF EVERY WANTS HALF BOY, ALWAYS LET HiM WHEN 1 GET To BEA ° THine I | HAVE HALF OF EVERY THING T31G MAN AND MARRY THAT 15 THE Sweet JoTTy You CAN MARRY; It Can’t Be Done! eauty Secrets By ane } Of Famous Women BuT JUL EM IT FOR, BOBS WHISTLE DOWN WANTS “To BORROW ! Copyright, 1018, by ‘The (Frees Publuhing Co, (The New York Evening Word). 4 oe \ aig A Ua ae Sve, GuKs— - vert hace Ae THE ‘SMALL SNAIL WATER” OF ANNE BOLBYN. year set tL BET ITS HE! 6 THars T= Five! VERYBODY acknowledued that the most attractive of all the ladies masque and revels given at the English court in the spring of 4 @irl of fifteen who had but lately returned from France, Ghe danced, she talked, che yep, (TS HE AN’ Hes SIGNALING ME. tte. Hua! Sounds Like by The Press Publishing Co, York Evening World), | MR. JARR RUNS INTO Sua’ Wearnae sarees’ ther oan SPRING DEMENTIA. such were her daring, her beauty ant | atiewenemeen her abandon that the King cowlé ent e 66 HAT do you think is the mat- hetp noticing the new beauty Aad W ter with Jenkins?” asked Mr. when engaged her in conversation Jarr, stopping by the desk he found her as witty as che was of Johnson, thi for a little of- | 4 from the east side to umpire’ — charming. r) fice gossip. “1 off his dip. “That will do, Fritz,"" interrupted Mr. ‘This girl wae the unfortunate Amne Having given the garrulous cashier |J@". “You're a daff too in the spring, Boleyn, or Bullen as the name wee Bl- . a text to talk to, that arbiter of the |¥°U are a baseball nut"— waye pronounced. She bad just been petty cash account, asked in a whisper] _“Handbafl te the only game! sald wppointed maid of honor to the Queen. “Have you noticed it, too?” Johneon, the cashier, ‘There's the Honore were heaped om all the Boleyas, ‘Smatter?’ asked Fritz, the shipping |SPErt to keep you interested and in the Yet Anne positively refused to ressive clerk, stopping by on his way to Jen- | Pink of condition, You don't get muscle the attentions of her royal guiter, he Kins's deak with some invoices. bound when you play handball. Why, Yaughed and jested with him, she went Now, in the social atrata of commor- |! could give both of you and take hunting and hawking out she would net 5 glial Ife, the shipping clerk is ranked three hands out"——- be serious nor would she permit him to just @ Wttle lower than an entry clerk] ‘Are you talking hobo or hand ball?” make love to her, Which policy only @nd just @ little higher than the boss |®*ked Mr. Jarr. made the eelf-willed King more anzious truekman. He comes out on the froight| “Just the same t's the king of sports; to make her his bride, At lest they elevator in his shirt sleeves and “bawis | the police play it"— were married. owt” the drivers. This makes him con-| “‘Snuff!" sald Mr. Jarr. “The only SHELL NEVER And en eee Anee See Sete sidered one of “the rank and file” by|#rcrt and pastime worthy of serious her wit, all her cleverness and ali her the inside office. Oh, there are these |Consideration by men in whom mentality Miss (Tt Deauty. She had attained the height of Nice distinctions in the wholesale trade. |!8 More than primitive instinct, !@ her ambition to de eure. But in Henry But gossip knows no caste, and Mr. |@uction pinochle. Now, in auction pin- tried a Jerr tapped his forehead and looked in | chi the direction of Jenkins, the bookkeeper, | “Who's looney now?" asked Johnson. who was rolling paper pellets and bat-}"Maybe Jenkins is going to join the diag them about the office with his|Faet Malaria fire department—let's sec brass edged ruler. what's his rave.” Then he raised his anked the shipping clerk. | Voice and sald: “Must be pretty nice ary, drinks nut sundaes,” out in the country, this weather, eh, ANNE BOLEYN natural death and one survived him. We are told that Queen Anne was fond of dress and that she wes excesd- ingly vain of her beauty and ran up bille for all the cosmetics made in the. “a dom es well an others for which she sent to France. Among the latter what was called “Four Thieves Vinegar.” This was sald to have been invented by four thieves of Marseilles who employed it as a prophylactic during @ great pestilence there, It was made of rosemary tops, eage flowers, lavender, Be, camphor, clover, sliced garlic and distilled wine vinegal A little poured in the water in which the face and hands were washed was thought to preserve the complexion from pimples or any eruption. It wee else aprinkled about the floor of @ sick room to ward off contagion. Cardinal Wel- sey, ‘Henry's great prime minister and Anne's bitter enomy, carried a small vial of this vinegar about with hin wherever he went Another curtous concoction of the time was “smal! anal! water,” which, it was claimed, would “preserve the bloom and fair of the race until a goodly age.” “Take a handful of m freed from thelr shelly,” #0 runs the clent recipe, “the whites af six em half an ounce of n lon of milk, and wit ounces each of ground ivy, flowers of ead nettle, bali, mint and mallow, and distill the whole.’ shouted Jenkins, ‘Why, say, uld hear the birds. They sing round my house." “and lives near Nutley, N. J." said Johnson, who was a bdeefsteak dinner comedian, and the biggest cutup in the {all the night Breas. i ot) “Birds! remarked Mr. Jarr, ‘Those “J seen him this way every spring,” [aro frogs!” sa@ the shipping clerk, who could let-| “I don't care what they are!’ de- ter a case for shipment without an/clared Jenkins, ‘They make sweeter error, but whose diction was more than |ounds = than _peddlers ating ‘faulty. “April and May wakes the bats |‘Shaasad!’ and ‘Strorberrieeecs:’ " ne this belfry; don't he get his shipping} “Going to have a garden?’ asked "t learn | Johnson, Mr, Jenkins dropped off his h stool and va with a smiling e. “Garden? Say, I'm planting pei ted? You ca @irections all tw me anything about him: ih ‘Well, in the spring all our emotions | are on the qui vive,” said Mr, Jarr, tomatoes, I'm going to set out a hun- “Not my motions,” replied the ship-|dred cabbage plants aml fifty tomato, < ping clerk, ‘but speaking of motions, |as soon as frost in sure over, and we got a semi-pro nine in the Bronx | cukes Teena RENE a Re ETS PARE ET TT OM pint Ghd" demr ea totren| cron cotmen” ace oe ov IT he Wings of the Morning {uvusvat'sien| By Louis Tracy tor man at Perkins & Pringles, in White |for salad and pickling. Say"—— | = — street, that's got a epitter that would | But the clock being at noon, Johnson * a monkey out of Frank Baker—/and Jarr hurried out to luncheon to- (Copyright by K, J, Clode,) vents. § Na DVAUAUladtescapce. paate inte’& ‘eaty thing in the motion looks like algether, and the shipping clerk mut-| @YNOPSIS OF PREOHDING INSTALMENTS. em in the valley and steeped o ‘a 1 f by the coasuless slaughter of human beings. Is there no offer we then, no promise of future enish tinge tempi them to abandon hostilities? Aw Uils was before the of tooth Then he ‘These Borneo Dyaks | vrushes, Anne cleaned her teeth with to prey on their] what were called “rubbers,* whteh fellow creatures, ‘To be strangers and] were small rolls about four or five defenceless {" to court pillage and} inches long, made of gum arable or something about a shipping to| | Mobers Anstsutuer, moing Britian officer iu OF On either beach. Not for trivial cause Tauid. | Within a few we ‘valk, and when th man on first, |ter : ‘and some of them gunmen they bring 'Pottaville, Pa., and rushed away also. | JaMtiia.0 "cium of 4 oumsiirao on tt Would they come again within range of champagne assumed a gr pits from ‘tie army by court tie eraiy by court the Lee-Metfords. and the ‘They waited and listened silently. An- kn other tap sounded on the tarpaulin in a “God heavens! he exolalmed, Ny different place, and they bow concurred are I in the bellef that some ned arrows shot throug ng had dartal blowpipe, 1 have never before seen ire yansacre at thelr hands, 1 think no t 1 with powdered lvone are" Agsuruther. aid 1 in curved flight over the ledge and fallen but [ have often read about them. crus u gum tragacanth mixed with pi with the girl to A neatiy’ (iand, ‘There, having on top of thelr protecting shield, bamnboos the Dyaks car ‘i Sees a an oe a MTac [AInAster. Theve Wore perfumed with rose wuter, civet or musk and used to scour the teeth clean, water was one of tho fa- It was the spirita when one felt The Day’s Good Stories Rug Selling Up-to-Date. Untouched. eae, ait "hes 9 ‘man a 15 9, tie, Bidars gore, he makes S “Let us see what the game Is," ex- tans, These fishbones hay at OS at” ches claltaedithe salioe crept to the back in the Juice of the upas tree. : rr . ie walking of the ledge and drew him alone she is attacked by a bi f A. r Brat “who” late douche ae the idea Aas his rifle at haps a better simile." Hut, Robert fr, how long can we out? at! Are you gnrwing Ured of If up until dear giri, if one of then could reach over the sheet. He seratched your finger, vthing on rs grouine Turkish rug, do yout last munmer two of the sergeantsat-arme | strainer eujiles band. ‘Explor. turned, carrying in his hand @ couple earth could save you,” a Pomibte Customer—You claim this lo 8! A the Demociatlo Convention in Baltimore ~ ‘The Wily Dealer—Eet ees true, mad were Obtoans—Col, John Bolan af Toledo |! the cave, Anstruther finds « vein ‘of almost of y 5 ti me already?" |. Fo fie tana Oak ek . ‘ of tiny arrows, Sho pated and drew back in sudlen pte hoped to " ae 7 ' enatha 6 Boo rug ts very grouine TwHish, | Land Capt, denen Dowtice of Dayton, Bolan Ts| mitten goo je night the signal une set by AD © veriiere arc no leas than seven of these horror, This tiny thing had taken the tht (Hanse 'he aioe Bar: Oe Rte oslo | Rainanely OF ee ee rs Monieer gry * ela bad the wit, who Ind down the raazio that “anny | Mif6,0f fork which’ they have vresared_ and ‘jo: ticking in the canvas.” he wad mblance of a #ake. A vic Ole GIN dhe Tor Bad Ite tihen Ripon | meres atte eee ee by a 7 : A ake (an don't look very terrible. 1 suppo cast at her fest would be lest alar he haur Bad. if heen roamed amon in @ack (sherry) ani te his hair in the middle te 20]! bh. more than eight: Y areh nd dieminsed, & is won vot pe ‘The Desier—Yes, madam, Zat ove we pieeti tie island. “They. discover the: laisse iy what my Indian friend meant Sy Ing, for the reptile e Ce ee eT aia verml then diluting the concoction with da- Me chows sat se rug om very genuine . is Qnd open ‘ineffective fire on thom, i warning me against the trees on the his nous fangs would be used in ee len ity no | maak rose water. madam, What you call ro sain ‘When Cantine) Gibbons had fintdhed the open. | heat ‘the day the water casks burst, Thiret ly regarding him with @ Loot, , nd right." fed. Iweat render the defeniers’ juaition agonizing, The PKIt- selt-« ae wistful ile, No doubt the poor Queen often had powder burn, ami ell xo holes are billet | ing prayer he des-endet from the rostrum and Prat chief, with ‘a Hindu peat ‘ M i: othe on the cn. Wily Wah % Roles! Vary geouine Turkey rus, direct from s¢| made bis way toward the door, As be nearet | for a ieriey, The ciel rau tre ‘surrender ade Gia nat a Te Mi (he Manon. -Anpiier top. Rounsed on, Maly caries fo Je emt @ wer, Only 900, madam. the exit where the two Ohio qew were on guard mgd tries to vio the oi r tied ka sat down wy her wid 4] to have recourse to this concoction, for the fickle Henry soon’ began te neglect ing, Evidently the Dy@k® jehearaed the hapes and fears which|her and treat her unkindly. Hefore she had been married three years she was alarin her causelessly, Even while they would persist in their et on nple ; examined the curious little miasile an- of those polsoned darts Perclexed Ninw He Gatermdned Wisi Tarrested sag gent: ty she Tew and after a mock trial was condemned other flew up from the valley and lodged Jenks ‘lebated sile brea pled spelnaey aati’ As tyrayesiconsg DS LTE 8 r that night, if the Dyake main fee concmer promptly softens and pays the | Holan whispered: time the besieged ares peice,—Clovelasd Plein Dealer, “Joe, touch him when be passes ye." ae contesses lila Ic “All right, Colonel,” replied Dowting, with . AEE on the roof of their shelter be better to , ’ tenocent air. “What pocket bas he got it int” — . ‘ duciug the to belleve th 1 Just Like ’Possum. ee eee CHAPTER XII The shaft of the arrow, made of some Inducing the savaxen to believe they DW tkined atrict aloge of the Fock through- 1. extremely hard wood, was about ten succeeded tn in! a mortal woun, our the whole of the nest day, well Awards in “Bright Sayings’’ Contest. (Continued) inches in length, Affixed to it was a or to walt until the next arrow fell, _ might sarvive-tt waa problematt tor Iria, who FRENCH Governor of the @outh Pacific Paledot 4 this au A pols i salina of New Caledonia Misinterpreted. For the D potnted fish-bone, sharp, but not barbed, Push out and try conclusions with Du 4) Rest leave tnatters In God's hands, HE following awards have dew ia. 1; Mrs AC, Titus Wi thority while the ni . 7) e¢ Defendant. phd not fastened I) a manner suggestive dum bullets against the sumpitan blow. “A ) int 4 te for the fourth (and final) | Depot, Conn; C. N. Gittleman, No, 306 wore etill cannibals, saya Judge. ‘There had been} y ORD MACAULAY, passing one day through ENKS brought h ¢ much strength. The arrow was {ih Semninin Reraaeney (aie une ease, ot| Gates avenue, Brook’ ‘ DENKS brought her a biscuit, ° ie . to the subject. willing. e nf the “ ’ o ates avenu rookiyn, ramon of en tnsurrection, and the admiral satied I the Seven Dials, bought © handful of bal Pareieas . biscuit, OF war teathered nor grooved fora bow: Jie decided in favor of the latter jo." Mis iy Aversy week of the "Bright Gayings of | Taree evenly BOONE ao. Defore him 0 native chief, who wee to the ns foc act trees fallen whe wore baw eat and that mot string, Altogether It seemed to be a course, He wished te dishearten fiw i anya " i contest My brother J: a a doleful cup of cha “It Is not exa sailante, to cram down their throats lar prize to Bete Siewel, No. | the amittnan rench cause, and questioned tim as to thelr | ing out their contents to « gaping audience. Pro- paxne, enildish pon to be used equipped with lead a she whispered fearfully, able, and gi the bell —_. oreding on big way home he was astonished to f tek. 4 d avenue, Bro trousers pra rou epay be eure,” exld tus native, “that! find himeslt folioned by half @ ore of urchins, he said, handing her the Jenks could not nd the ap- ary OK NAM cee inven Leh tne ORs JAR TOs h esonen he tried. to Hitt lian ion BE there will be no war at present, because the | their faces beaming with expectation, “Now then, | sipid beverage, “but, under other o: pearance of this tc dently the leprae rill yd gles Bh prince to: Mrw, xeeping in full view of ims, with bie bends, yams are yet far from being ripe.” my lade, whet fe it?" eaid be, tions, it {8 a wine almost worthy to Dy¥aks believed in its efficacy or they ested when | vot Must ‘Myer Don't you under | Conte and Fisth streate, N. | hie noshote, | Pinslly healng OB, peltenee Of. Wale “"Phe yeme, you say.” “Oh, that's @ quod ‘un,” replied oe of the| toast you In." would not keep on pertinactously drop Kut the fh nae t ko with them to save| J. Loute Levin, No, 6 Roebling street, i ‘Yea, Our people aever make war except when | boys, “after we're come all this way,” Ste fancied ehe had never hetore no- Ping, en Arrow on the ledge Tove yt a eet eed have died--by my own| irooklyn; Eltzabeth Jones, Grantteville, the yame ere ripe," “But what ere you waiting for?” aid the his: | toed what @ charming smile he had up How do they fire asked Tris he hour, | Fann F me inva Mou wmueh ab aww & hatte Sorlan, estoniaied at the lad'e femitisztty Toast’ | PRE Ree Ge ad) “bo Raay Elio, 1 . wait The last tii thing before the end, I must be the Gecamse baked yeme go e very well with the al Was) Gee va eae ts las, ‘oast’ Isa peculiarly suitable word, T will soon tell you,” he. replied, Neat ta ian ate ase rang she cried. “I am simply friugling. In reaching for a rifte do Not KO oUt yet,” me e “They cannot bh we may learn more by “A cynic might describe it as a neg- thrust aside and the eons and ative gain.” ters of Great Britain answer the “Oh, w cynic is no authority, He roll call with undaunted herolem. eaptives,"* id solemnly tated rhaps t these warm clothes" —— For the first time since rm us. F ping a ’ toric pertod when she was They will not continue shooting these va andary knows nothing whatever about the sub- know how to die, ‘ April Musings—That’s All "and he “Mr, denks’ she ¢yinge all day. - i nine the puniaiiment if w ject.” And ao the un eank to rest ip the ‘ wrong) And now,’ “My father used to y. when he was #ea and the stars plerced the «i a tiny arrow travelled toward graceful parabola Thin remembered the manner of her gar- ments. By Eugene Geary. blue of the celestial arch, whilet man and the woman awalted fates. int access of in Parliament, that peo: ne With the least ofttiines spoke best tossing bis ergy, “let us ha Missing the tarpaulin, it Copyright, 1913, by The Press Publish ing Co, (The New York Evening W “it te not tne warm clothing you feel dropped on girl's out part I refuse to get overwelghted with facts. the verdict of the ITH love of life acuter wis wifei Chama in Ak he windaw #0 mugh as the want of air,” explained d hand, She picked it up. The Inside until the - They chatted in with such Before the light tailed, Jenks Since past is winter's frown, But oon, when things are ripe the sailor readily 9 tarpauiic ‘hee one point had @ a hy eantact Des AB Ret OU: DORAN Sethe reenalenge. All she poweoned Ginean ee ees pad prep tia aad Att h Penh made the place very stuffy, but we with the floor of the ledge, a olp yourself. You must that none would have deemed it possi: venomed points to powder beneath bg aut anes ree a a The, dive binds blline eregcende ; put up with ft until sundown, By She sought for and found the small do as T tell you. T never knew of a b two to have already de- heel, Gladly would Wie and he The debonair commuter Ws tau Situs dieu the way, what ts that? oan asin MATS caat P case where Sie Auer ae Pe ® . Meth anane lenue of ie dispensed with the friendly + Comes gaily ito town. The “skeeter’s” jocund pipe A light tap on the tarred canvas peen'dinned In womethinge It ty. quits Ut Te eave Ine Bee Aaa atte oh in toe nae ee wee oe 7 jor F 1 o rt (i cig Tacalore led a net highly Saxon ract ion eet- a thin ry ‘The eun rays in @ flood, shed For spring plays hocus pocus par. Iris, wiad of the diversion, told Jenkm frowned peouliarly. A start. sirUng nerves permitted these sharp ing death with calm defiance, almost Several hours of darkness muet 4 ‘Their radiance galore. In variegated cap him she had ‘heard the noise th OF Jing explanation had susi Nitselfte 'T fancy that fu 1s between despondency and with contempt. Moments of pant moon rose and Green vines climb up the woodshed | The daffodil and crocus four times, but fancied it was 1 him. Fragments of forgotten lore were biowplpes will be sab iaiakdiadanee re Tentrin at traces Siwn, Oa Lenn | pe, ‘hele tae at : And cluster round the door, Bloom forth on nature's lap ’ ” ee gocaionel rustling of the sheet taking cohesion In his mind nbow Island,” he “You must remember,” he went on, ions of dear faces never to be seen would be absolutely at the merey | Whe turkey's dread of bloodshed ‘And the fair town of Hohokus a ee et aed Bisa “Put it down, Qrierl’ be cried, But Iris was anxious and dist “that the Dyak core la twenty-one to again, may temporarily dethrone this sumpitan shatte if not covered ‘Aas aactifice is o'er. 1 aun decks the J map. in Bey ns aris speved him wien weonbr | her It S very ead,” she said, “that we the bad, while our loss stands at love, proud fortitude , ‘mpenetretle bueklen @illed « teaspoonful \* . jersey enter akog: from external ey: e eham- are @bliged to secure our own safety Dear me, that cannot be right. Lovem But the (remore pass, the sibberiag (Te Re Oantimed) ¢ * / /